TMS 2797: A Distant Turd 
Published: Thu, 20 Mar 2025
Description: Found a Vein, You Probably Think This Blood is About You. Barely Food. Can I Have That Black Crayon Now. Sloan Malone Ramone. Real Ibbotts Do Wear Plaid. In Tolbert We Trust. The Sedona doughnut. Nillanananutters. Crunchy Hornets. Fig Newton of your Imagination. No sugar, no flies and no Lt. Yar!!! Turtle Shell jock strap. Gimme the Harley phlebotomist. The dog went to live on a farm upstate... where they shot him. Yay, Dog Heaven with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/67dc4dc42b3a46d7354cd5d6/media.mp3
TMS 2796: Beef Oven
Published: Wed, 19 Mar 2025
Description: Pirating Orange Theory. Crabbage in the Cock Pot. Blow it Off Your Hand. Willy Wonka With His Pants Down. Chicken Nazi. Don't say whole lightly. Vulva Vibe. The Wood Is Good. Fast lane squatting. Eggquinox. A Bit Of A Burpie. Ohhh, Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Middle People! Show Me Meatloaf. Doing Hot Tom Things With Tom. Dance Monkey, Dance with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/67dafde013f133b29d6d6a4e/media.mp3
TMS 2795: Cow Hums It
Published: Tue, 18 Mar 2025
Description: Concrete clown shit. Assuming no one's pee shy. Dr. Bigfinger Gorillahands. Scott breaks his HIPAA. Super British man. Skivvy Encounter. Panera Bread Virgin. The iPod Mork, Nano Nano. How Come We Say How Come? Haunted by clowns. Successfully disappointing. Climbing Brian Head. Texas has a strong personality. I Like Big Ass Burritos and I Cannot Lie. Dan Has all the cards and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/67d9a81fd79e9e1991fbd7c9/media.mp3
TMS 2794: Shirtless Irish
Published: Mon, 17 Mar 2025
Description: Dirty Messy Leprechauns. Where do you go to buy a shirt in Ireland? Green Eggs and Bacon. Too many Culkins. Fish Heads On Film. The Fert Corvette. Pimpmobile Baybeeeee. Holy Cow! That's Paxton? Forgive Me Father For I Have Not Been Physical. Not that there's anything wrong with it. Tandy 2 5 5. Sure it wasn't a wooly elk? You Stole My Sex Move. Smells like old people. Why'd You Have to Go and Make Distribution So Complicated with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/67d85737af1d0430550da134/media.mp3
TMS 2793: Scraping Virginia
Published: Thu, 13 Mar 2025
Description: Hurts More Than the Yank. One pull per nostril. You Get NO Ooga, NO Chaka & NO Lt Yar! Yank It Out Wax Deal. Froggy Peen. A Moment Of Silence For Clare. Getting the Light at both ends. It's Neither A Pap Nor A Smear... DISCUSS! Men are wusses, women are awesome. The moment I said COW! Manipulabubble. Can't talk, more coffee. In the name of 2025. Yank it and be done the first time! LEAVE RICK ASTLEY ALONE and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/67d30b83c269297b2ee7e71b/media.mp3
TMS 2792: Ketchup is Just Tomato Pudding
Published: Wed, 12 Mar 2025
Description: Camel Toe Meat Pies. Childhood Fart. We Have to Go Baaaaaaaack with Dunaway. Foreign and Gross. Wafted With My Poo Air. Check your Scobies. Pillsbury Weiner Wraps. Why am I drippings vith Jus? X is for X Files. MacGuyver Gum. Moose and Elk and Moose and Elk. Poor kid getting my wind. We just sat back and let the wookie win. Tomato Pudding with Tom. Watching a Recommental with Your Nurse with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/67d1cad32649312dd5d6417e/media.mp3
TMS 2791: Bum Plumbed
Published: Tue, 11 Mar 2025
Description: Uber Boobies. Sublime Sans Swears. Colonoscopy office? Enter through the rear. Jackhammer Jim. Colon O'Scoppy. Doctor Teflon Tesla. I Can See Jersey Mike's From My House. Looks Like You Need Help...Out of My Car. YEAAAAAAAAAH!!! Potbelly Sub in my Belly. Thanks For The Early Poke. Friendly, but firm. Large Tub Orange Jello. All Airplane Movies Look the Same. Entering your warp zone. Mopping Up Ruffians with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/67d06e50c6a6a967309e21c5/media.mp3
TMS 2790: Elk Not Wanted
Published: Thu, 06 Mar 2025
Description: Batman Nipple Guy. The Dick Van Dyke of Accents. Fubby McGubby. Soakin' in Science. Boat Scrote. No Hands, No Lungs and No Lt. Yar. Toast your Digital Buns. IQ might be his lowest extremity. Cool Teeth. I have relatives in Estes Park. Good guess: itâs wrong but itâs a good guess. The Paul Hogan of British Accents. Cockney, but not 'Enry 'Iggins Cockney. Pre'y Moun'ains. Magic Naps with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/67c9ea31ffae9c0f4e203d8f/media.mp3
TMS 2789: One Hot Wonder
Published: Wed, 05 Mar 2025
Description: Sausage in a condom. Bouncy boob anime girl. F-U-F-Ball. Walking series of tubes. I like cockneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey. Blue Dabba Doo. Notes to the Left. Conan O'Barbarian. Eat the Check! Holding On To a Pedro. Show me bitch. TWINK CHALAMET!! The Sony Vel-Vita. Unplugged with Tom. Eating a frog off the backend of a horse with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/67c89847fc5f88b98d4e03eb/media.mp3
TMS 2788: Ignore a Moose
Published: Tue, 04 Mar 2025
Description: Nipple Clips! Gandalf the High. Eye-Rony. Does my Tuesday make me look Fat? The Trivia Must Flow! Big Long Bongers. Second Floyd. BSGs: Bland, Seasonless Grits. No Cracker All Barrell. Robocop Sanders. TMS sponsored by KFC now in Texas. You Had Me at Fish Piss. Freeze Frame Ending. I like green faireeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. Dragons and Bastards with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/67c742d9ece4993ac7d92c74/media.mp3
TMS 2787: Floater Bones
Published: Mon, 03 Mar 2025
Description: Googly looking weirdo. Idiot Idiom. Six million dollar mom. Vaguely racist, but I don't know how. Broken Nose Specialist. A Whole Lotta Nekkid Goin' On. See you Soup. Crossing The International Punchline. I Don't Like Food That's Chineeeeeeeeeeese. Because When You're Here, You're White. A Perfect Read of a Terrible Write. Never turn down a wedge. Catheter talk. Oscar Baited. Whenever someone learns something, Bobby's hair grows 2 inches and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/67c5f10ed44a2674cd0a09e2/media.mp3
TMS 2786: Recliney Bike
Published: Wed, 26 Feb 2025
Description: Minigolfers Assemble. I'm the king of the Swingers all, the golfing VIP. He's not the Floyd the Barber we deserve, but he's the Floyd the Barber we get. Rest Stop Dominance. No country for tall old people. We Are All Chode Butter. Eating Two or Three Sleeves. New Fangled Touch-Tone Telephones. 28 Jackals Later. I Don't Like Dead Sean Beeeeeeeeeean. Ignoramus? wasn't his dad in Ghostbusters? No one wants to watch M Bison play Team Fortress. I Took An Anchor to the Face. There's a New App For That with Tom. De-Karen the Paragraph with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/67bf641f6b976c3351328e44/media.mp3
TMS 2785: Dowsing the Chilli
Published: Tue, 25 Feb 2025
Description: These TMS Vegas Prices are INSAAAAANE. They Really Hurt When You Put Them In. Swag Bag Mule. Fibrous Soda. SLAPPIN GLOVERS BALLS. Slow bullet she wrote. What Happens in Vegas is Happening in Vegas. That's My Tongue. Sodamucil. Who's That Pokemon? Warlock stains. Blubber from Nintendo 64. Judge Brain. I like games of Cheeeeeeeese. Hairless Cask Hole. The Eyes Have It with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/67be0648ce4aee402ace4870/media.mp3
TMS 2784: Baby Spit Rice
Published: Mon, 24 Feb 2025
Description: YOU TOO TALL. Flirting with the Kabob Guy. Zipper Major. Swagtastic. Fartgas In The Bar Car. In the Poo Pipe. A Brevity of Dunaways. Taiwan the Cheese Doodle. Can-a-Sherpa. Nipple high Asian lady. Yeastie Boys. YOU CAN EAT CHEWED RICE. Poncho certified. Nakatomi air vents. Making Comics Takes Blood, Sweat and Tears, But Mostly Blood, with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/67bcc07d86a56284d0429854/media.mp3
TMS 2783: Skull Tunnels
Published: Thu, 20 Feb 2025
Description: The Small Ones Are Hard. I'm Nicholas Longform. Coming off the bone weird. Licensed Cork Dork. Extending Your Straw with Age. Earthy Toad of a Mushroom. Never Too Soon for a Dandruff Sandwich. A Little Vinyl and A Free Hotel Room. Tastes Like Dark Purple. You Had Your Ovary Thing. Edward Steroidhands. Cherries Are Red, Cherries Are Supposed To Be Red. Carter, but without the stem. The Marble Problem. Hiigh Anxietyy with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/67b77690b3ef9b9a013b668d/media.mp3
TMS 2782: Put a Corp in it
Published: Wed, 19 Feb 2025
Description: A box of uselessness. Mom's Berfday. 3 wick fart candle. Running Man Corp. Jeff Spicoli DDS. Chief McDreamy. Y'allternative. All disembodied hands meeting. Dillweed and Monkeyguts. You down with OCP? Gownless evening strap. I'd Watch He-Woman. I'll Be at the Roundabout. Toblerphones with Tom. Getting Used To the Cinnamon Stick w/ Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/67b62555d24f7fcce8754559/media.mp3
TMS 2781: Beatle Fight!
Published: Tue, 18 Feb 2025
Description: Unfortunately I do not have an episode title within the provided guidelines. No Sleep Til Crowning. Catholic handcuffs. I don't like Beards of Beeeeeeees. A Faux pas and a Fupa. Chubby Broccoli Soup. Arrested in Pope Town. PEACE AND LOVE. Horrifying Ladybug Wingspan. Corn-Based Chippage. I Enjoy Cold Sushiiiiiiiiii. Won't You Consider The Worm? That fish has six fingers! Simple Pimple Dimple. JERK! with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/67b4c916d7f65bb045b4b228/media.mp3
TMS 2780: Brave Nude World
Published: Mon, 17 Feb 2025
Description: Full Frontal Ford. 2% chance of having six fingers. Nice, Supple Rubber. Grover The first Muppet President. Old Trinos. Mayor is a Democat. Nachos in a bag. PostageStampJr.com. Size of a Mexican Villa. Brian Ibbott Movie Goer and Gambler Man. You've Won the Jug! Chevy Blazar. Adolf Grover. Isn't there a Spiderman Film Called Something Home? Making Stuff Scientifically with Bill/Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/67b37c19bce64a0601a3e3ad/media.mp3
TMS 2779: Beige on Air Light
Published: Wed, 12 Feb 2025
Description: Unexpected Horseradishing. Oh No! Where Did I Park My Phone?! Dropping Bombs Like a TIE Fighter. Craftsman Wounds vs Dumbass Wounds. Mom's Sewing Scissors Are Sacred. Cockpit toobs. What are you a HOBO? Bean juice in my cuts. A Broken President is Right Twice a Term. Frogpants Transparency Office. Badass vs Stupid. They only knew the doot doot. Nickel For Your Thoughts. Migration, All I've Ever Wanted with Tom. The Spag does not want to Go Low with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/67acf2b33ef0b176ea8494a8/media.mp3
TMS 2778: Great Gum Pockets!
Published: Tue, 11 Feb 2025
Description: AutoKarenPhobia. Missi-friggin-sippi. Can you check my pockets? Scoot McAffleck. The Shampoo Debate. Dip your Poodle. Puzzle Pint Go Bag. Born with Flouride Suckers in Their Mouths. I just doxxed Lyfteeeeees. Brian of the Nice Face. Unexpected Olive Oil. Show Me the Moneys. Get for content pissed. So, you've got this zombie tooth. What the Fuqua with TV's Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/67ab9079505cb2a0a3059b8d/media.mp3
TMS 2777: By Morons, for Morons
Published: Mon, 10 Feb 2025
Description: I curse you! Decapacitated. March of the Pangolin. The Tijuana Chess Set is a Bad Move. The Curse of Stonehenge. The Moon Does Want it Wants. I can totally see why Chuck Likes it. Alexander Popped Off. I Backed The Wrong Russian. Cold Hands McGee was Correct. The Pickle Hustle. Awesome sauce Kim. Elbow to Mouth Avoidance. Getting your Colonoscopies in sync. No Dice, ICE! w Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/67aa3f759c6f7f7f28af2da7/media.mp3
TMS 2776: Frozen Freak
Published: Thu, 06 Feb 2025
Description: Hot Water Maker. Suddenly a Deep Impact. Dirty Harry Dancing. Dogs You Can Hug. Refrigerator with Wheels. He Could Bearly Fit. Hooker bath. Wainting Your huatanejo. This, That and The Other St. Human applause machine. Let's Test The Shows Heaters. Basements Are Cool. Literally. Sorry, your femur is ruined. What Happened to the Firey Italian? Soggy Johnson Knees with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/67a4fc9c340a5590cd63dcf3/media.mp3
TMS 2775: Tankless Job
Published: Wed, 05 Feb 2025
Description: Brian's deep pockets. Jam Cake into Your Scraped Roots. Bellagio fountain cough. Dorkus Malorkus on the Drums. Six finger evidence. Measure your head before you make it. And LuckyPhil was never seen again. What kind of a Sonic Deal. Girl Milk Cake. Poor Use of Harrison. FF4: Fantastic Fantasy 4. Old Man Malkovich. She got me in the right place. Teasing the Spoilers with Tom. Just the Recommentals Tips with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/67a3ac87340a5590cd14d78a/media.mp3
TMS 2774: Moist Sockets
Published: Tue, 04 Feb 2025
Description: Dental Gummies. Ubyfting. She hit me in the face, and all was fine. Why giraffe porn? Concussia Bonita. Written by PUT_AUTHOR_HERE. An affair with a donut. Babies in Cars Getting Donuts. No Sperm And Egg Meeting Today. Fell off the face of the ERF! I am now Frogpants Showbot the White. Peachtree Corner Circle. Be careful when you're tall. Many Dothans Died to Get Us These Donuts. Sexy Business in Hell with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/67a259360ef429ce22a210ae/media.mp3
TMS 2773: Start With The Crust
Published: Mon, 03 Feb 2025
Description: With Pizza And Love. Pho-Net-Ick-A-Lee. Testicular Luminescence. Four and a Half Broken Noses. Scott can't worship the porcelain king. Tolbert Calhoun mixer. Delayed Pinchy Zoomy. Stretch Armstrong is Lethal. Whole ass Dunaway. Brian and the Micronauts. She was basically wearing porn. I don't like TMZEEEEEEEEEE. Finding Pockets of Alright. Rat full of dye. Bobby Swinging In On His Big Science Pole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/67a10a7aa78c5e07678661c8/media.mp3
TMS 2772: Flaccid Water
Published: Thu, 30 Jan 2025
Description: Inappropriate Tail Thoughts. Curved and Floppy. What's His Name with the Sister? Old stuff just feels good. Drop the Hard and stay with the Wolf. Don't piss on the floor ya hoser! CONTROL-ALT-DELETE Hair Salon. Jake John Bovi. Drink a hot beverage out of a hockey player?! Tortilla blanketing all of you! Greep Altitude. It's Your Turn, Heartburn! Dreamy Rat boys! Sink cereal. Eating Cereal like a monster with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/679bc26f9bbbbb621360f552/media.mp3
TMS 2771: Sweats on a Plane
Published: Wed, 29 Jan 2025
Description: Emergency Cracker. My pickle was too small. This soda tastes like purple. Spousal Revenge Tour. Murdering the mailman for a cupcake. Tolbert talk fast! Backdoor Mailman. They call ME MISTER PIG! I don't like Harvey Weinsteeeeeeeeeeeen. Holey Resin, Batman!! I'm tired of these MFing Sweats on this MFing plane! Bold Peanuts. Root Beer's ugly cousin. Deepseek Diving With Tom. 50% Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/679a763301388342bab1ebeb/media.mp3
TMS 2770: Two Big Fat Burritos
Published: Tue, 28 Jan 2025
Description: Distinguished Toast. Reserve Poop. Is it too early for a 650 lb fish sandwich. I don't like Bukeeeeeees (lawsuit). Believe it or not, I'm healing your dog! Damn Dirty Aped it Up. Eat The Flowers Brian! He did WHAT to the shark?! Gonna Need A Bigger Broom. Fees for Food Delivery. Expensive! Not Having to Go Pick Food up. Priceless! CARRLLLLLL??? Taxes on hot brown drinks always go well. Giving the meat away. Comparing Beavers. TESTED TEAMS with Bill The Maker Duran and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/67991838a7ace681d813e5cf/media.mp3
TMS 2769: Finish Lady!
Published: Mon, 27 Jan 2025
Description: German comin' outta the garage. Stick a dirty hot dog in it. Jesus Monkeypants. I'm The Blue Dot in the Center. Lyft and Uber - Luber. Contagious urination. Cookie Dough Snow. Dial up lag with Randy. Stress to Worse. Uber vehicle is black, it's supposed to be black. It's Uber EATS, not Uber DRINKS! Pro tip: Never change your password. Starlings aren't real. We got a big old continent here. Weakening your soul with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6797cc3544d3da5b141170c3/media.mp3
TMS 2768: Counting Corvids
Published: Thu, 23 Jan 2025
Description: Moist Vales. Collad? That's a Typo. Muppet Julia Child. Sometimes a carrot is just a cigar. Orange Squat Goblin. Is It Too Early for an Oscar Nomination Fish Sandwich? Counting and Eating Crow. I Don't Like The Chieeeeeeefs. Thwell. 4 Years, One Moment at a Time. The Dana Carvey Method. Freaming on Paramount Positive. My EV sounds like a TIE Fighter. I can see calling that a wedge. Tubular Bells is a big thing in Trinidad and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/67927d1f93fa6bc1b5f4bb1f/media.mp3
TMS 2767: Earigation
Published: Wed, 22 Jan 2025
Description: Liberace Dice Clay. Boris Smellgood. If I had a bigger wiener. Tell Me Why-EEE! Scrawnching Celery. I'm Here For The Slippers. It's an old nose now. That's not a skull, that's poop. I Don't Like Vomiting Seeeeeeeeeeds. What's with these dogs today? Organic Bears. Boy Band Appreciation Day with Dunaway. Hey Wizard - I wanna be waterproof. Signed, The Wicked Witch Of The West. Never Clone Alone with Tom. Watching you watch what you're watching with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/67913b18455ab42f9dd388e6/media.mp3
TMS 2766: New Jersey Michael's
Published: Tue, 21 Jan 2025
Description: Build a Bear and the Temple of Doom. A Shelf Where Less Things Happen. Turns out it was his friend in the chipper. Suck My Soup. Wallow-Free Content. Fisting The Bear. Scott's Sad Skull. Skewompus. The Testicle Fell Off. A Dead Body, Not a Rancid Cheeto. Boba fett? Give it to me Michael's Preference. Ayahuasca is my middle name. The thickest of liquids. Communicable Board Games with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/678fe51fc4926bdc795aa488/media.mp3
TMS 2765: Bad Pitt
Published: Thu, 16 Jan 2025
Description: Misty liquid. Oops I Leaked It Again! Schrodinger's Rabbit. Eminem's Mom's Spaghetti. Hallmark Parking Space. All the right clicking. The Johnsons are Streakers. Just a Couple of Blokes. The birdiest bird. We didn't kill Eddie Rabbit. Ol' stretchy face from Brazil. ALF Apologists. Lot of letters after your name. Like a Hooters' waitress. Original Knees With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6789520f981eb82ca6347d5f/media.mp3
TMS 2764: Big Zoltar Energy
Published: Wed, 15 Jan 2025
Description: Butt or Beer. Camera in the Rear. Sticking with chicks and dames. Slippery little Jimmy. The Return of Offensive Word of the Day. Dirty Carpet and Bad Bathrooms. Is it too early to get a Wedge Sandwich? Gum Pockets. The Clock is Tik Tok Ticking with Tom. Rekilling Robert Loggia. Is it trash or a murder weapon? It gimbles you. Ooter Fell in the Chockit River. Stop going to those two places. The Men Dollar Effect with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/678803db6a8940b081015111/media.mp3
TMS 2763: Mochi Holes
Published: Tue, 14 Jan 2025
Description: Your Vegas is Showing. Sausage Talk. A me AND a knee problem. I Don't Like Burpeeeeeees! Suitcase lady. I have the loneliness gene. Spared no boob expense. Popcorn Shrimp Without the Popcorn. Las Vegas, Those Aren't Real. Dominant in the word cloud. Very Distinguishable. Goonbots. Crotonana- De Vil. Baby shrimps doo doo doo doo do doo. In the fridge with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6786a60a45dea7883624e71c/media.mp3
TMS 2762: Nacho Fingers
Published: Mon, 13 Jan 2025
Description: Temu Alps. Then you shall have no laughter, no smile and no LT YAR. Patrick Warburton's Reading Rainbow. No Show Monday with Peace and Love. Faux Hawk Couple. Soft On Ice Cream Hard On Pizza. Gonorrhea Training. What doeas ALF stand for cuz I like really wanted to know? I don't like Franchiseeeeeeees. From Yoda's Heart I Stab at Thee. Sega Genesis Comedy Couple. Clare and a study group. Dunaway's bush points. You Can't Hide Your Briani. LEGO Apologist, Stephen Shleiker and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6785555978acadca63005635/media.mp3
TMS 2761: Treason Sausages
Published: Thu, 09 Jan 2025
Description: Twenty twenty fourive. Medicinal Oregano In My Bag. Scrubbing your goodies. Zoe Sal-DON-yah. Very Dude-y, very Soapy, very demure. Tubular Meat. Zuckerbabies. Kim Jong Un In The Mail. Just lie to me. I don't hate the dead. You get NO hot dogs, NO pornography, and NO Leiutenant Yar!! Body Goo on a Crown. Love finds a back door. Go Pee On Your Paid-For Lady! Big Hairy Con with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/678014177ba57787eb8fc0e9/media.mp3
TMS 2760: Both Hoity And Toity
Published: Wed, 08 Jan 2025
Description: Synchronized Colonoscopies. Sombrero. Lube-place. You Got Betty Simonize. Big T Dot Com. Lead Stringlights. Why are your hands so human? The Swedish chef is very handsy. Why can't I Find My Thing? Simon-Eyes They're Watching You! Is that bacon I smell? Meeker Than Beaker. Dancing Lamps and Robots with Tom. Returning a Favor with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/677ec63f172a299f31785ecb/media.mp3
TMS 2759: Guacodile
Published: Tue, 07 Jan 2025
Description: Pull yourself up by your butt strep. Butt Whooping Cough. Shnerkel Shnerkel Duffel Bag. Gonorrhoea Yet? When there are no Weirdos at the Gym. YOU ARE THE WEIRDO. Actually I Like Buc-eeeeeeeeeeeees. Snow Tedious. Don't go chasing waterfalls, or Bigfoots. Competitive Goat. Oh The Huge Manatees. Backpack full of goo. Cat sized dogs. Liquid Guano. Thickly British. There's Pottery in Denver, Too, with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/677d6f33172a299f311b5d4f/media.mp3
TMS 2758: Twizzler Intubation
Published: Mon, 06 Jan 2025
Description: Don't come at us with your chicken buildings. By Blueberry Standards. Whistling Archery. Jersey Mike: Sandwich Assassin. 20 Years Not Driving the Porcelain Bus. Send that to the Southern office. Brekkie tacos. I feel like crap, this will make good content. Hello. I'm Mr. Typecast. The day that will live in stupidity. Subconsciously Streaking! GOONIES . . . IN . . . SPACE. Iraqi oil vat of popcorn. Taint West Virginia. Throbby Strange Light with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/677c1f924f8140cb1fb9eee6/media.mp3
TMS 2757: Moist Fitness
Published: Thu, 02 Jan 2025
Description: Wickless Wonder. Traffic Avalanche. Stair Condom. Like a Thousand Dead Fish. The Jordache Maneuver. Fig Newton of the morning. Moist Hoist. Take Take was Taken. I Don't Like Passenger Spider-Monkeeeeeeeys. Monk 'Til Midnight. I don't want to eat my car! Chickens are too Stupid to Get it. The No Food Restaurant. Oh by the way, Monk. Starting the new year with miscommunication, with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6776d9b0a1ad7348eb4bdf50/media.mp3
TMS 2756: Resting Stern Face
Published: Mon, 30 Dec 2024
Description: Maximize my Craps. Laser tagging in the basement. Aiming for german sounding things. Emotional support tablet. Cutthroat Left, Right, and Center. The Playdate Sacrifice. Doin' a thing with Dunaway. Weiner Weiner Oscar Meyer. Beethoven's Hyundai Sonata. I'm looking at you, FiveOf13! Tapping on the Nub. Unbelievable Meat Guy. Enjoy it OR ELSE! Addle up those point. Did we lose you?... Oh, you're back... Wait, are you back?... Did we lose you?... with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6772e013c82b0a641350d318/media.mp3
TMS 2755: Mariguano
Published: Thu, 19 Dec 2024
Description: Ctrl Alt Del Taco. Clark Kettle. It's the Coke End. Get these mother effing hamsters off this mother effing plane! Holy Dank Weed, Batman! Jost Kidding. Fully-Forged Adults. Krypto the Super Doge. Look at me! I'm the baking Lord! Hail Hydrox! Ron Dickles. Satanic Disney Panic. The only band I know from the land down under is INXS. No EL, NO EL, and NO LT. YAR! Grandparents punching Millennials and Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/676464b1621cdde43af01729/media.mp3
TMS 2754: Full-Sized Dentist
Published: Wed, 18 Dec 2024
Description: That Guy on Temu Lied. I Don't Like AARPeeeeeeeeee. A Jug of The Ocean. Clare is stiff and working. Hardcore carded. Flaccid bacon. Pre-chewed senior meal. Interpreting the Ali Baba language. Going Full George's Parents. Important Butthole Speech. Fart joke Billie. Victim of the old bait and switch. Amberdick is the color of your energy. TikTok Til It Stops... With Tom. Intelligent cussing with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/676316bde33879c628e193b8/media.mp3
TMS 2753: The Scott Crown Affair
Published: Tue, 17 Dec 2024
Description: You get NO root canal, NO implant, and NO Lieutenant Yar!! Scott Can't Handle The Tooth. Car Dealership With Drive-Thru Window. No-one Expects the Colorado Tornado. Breaking 2: Fire Boogaloo. Can you smell what my brake-pads are cooking. East Bound and SLOW DOWN. Bri Humbug! Takin' the poutine. Pay Up and Get the Cooler Thing. I give your temper tantrum 8 out of 10 big sweaters. Yahtzee or nazi. Little of the 'ol hug n tug. Too Pretty for Stitches. Being Transparent with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6761bb23ad8634974185e382/media.mp3
TMS 2752: Maple's Big Jugs
Published: Mon, 16 Dec 2024
Description: There are Lies, Damned Lies and TMS. Rocky Road Candy on LSD. Loaf of diabeetus. Thicker is Better. Cereal and Pee with Dunaway. CAN deed FRUIT. Time Is Effed. Kim is More Than a Good Neighbor! Aunt Beru's Genuine Maple Syrup. Dallas Armpit and Butthole Airport. Who Got The Dogs Back. Thicker Just Feels Better In The Hands! 1:1 Is Square. Can a monkey have a tattoo? Cause I like really wanted to know. Are you having a wonderful holiday time spirit time? with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/67606aee9b72f37e5d8aca42/media.mp3
TMS 2751: AT&T Walker
Published: Thu, 12 Dec 2024
Description: Internal Poopage. Ask Your Doctor if Frogpants is Right For You. Podcasters do it in padded rooms. What Do You Have That Shrinks? Raw Ass Man Hand. Planes Trains and Autoerotica. A Proper Hoo Ha. Bacon Fat Etiquette. The Denim Years. They're both Naked because Betty White. Horny onesie. Chlorinated and Urinated. I'll leave the Lucas to you. I'm looking at the guy catching the frisbee. Americas Next Dahli Lama with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/675b2aa31079a9780865494a/media.mp3
TMS 2750: Are Pancakes Bread?
Published: Wed, 11 Dec 2024
Description: You can't re-kill Betty White. Quadrapussy. Casino Royale with Cheese. The Kids With Their Skibiti Bullshit. Captain Mortality. Healthy mix of the rich and ignorant. Brussel Sprouts from Monkeys. Entirely Entitled to Your Wrong Opinion. Alien Corn CHOOOTS! Get a little tail in the back. Disney Movie about the Frog. The name's Bond, Missing Bond. Pigeon Pit. Violently agreeing with Tom. Defining bread with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6759dd2742ff44cc4d585890/media.mp3
TMS 2749: Vocal Deep Fry
Published: Tue, 10 Dec 2024
Description: Rub it by Proxy. Laser Shits on the Plane. The weird end of the stick. (s) Oops, it hit me again. Going Home With Polio. Kia Dark Soul. Ok, now make a Moe joke. Old Man Ibbottâs Hard Candy. Brian's Nice Rack... of comics. Non fungible banana. Stephanie likes it! Glad it's the small can. Greedflation. Livin' Large Off Pasta Money. That New game Smell with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/675884cc6d1777b3684e92e6/media.mp3
TMS 2748: Don't Fold Your Ear
Published: Mon, 09 Dec 2024
Description: This punch is chewy. Fancy Vinyl. Revenge is a dish best served over several sequels. Alottsatimes with Dunaway. Tiny hundred year old babies. Little Johnny Smartsuit. Bruh or Bra? I don't like chick peeeeeeas. Definitely Moron. Basically a bean. The Larry P Meniscus Effect. I was a Scientist once, until I took a Cherrio in the meniscus. What can Brown do for you? Cool it, mouth!! Fueled by Vodka with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/67573293880b7a870d9acfed/media.mp3
TMS 2747: Suddenly Robocop
Published: Thu, 05 Dec 2024
Description: Dune: Slow Methodic Brainfart. Back to the Marvel Future. Cheerios Phenomenon. Vodka Holes. The Avengers and Robocop Save the Clocktower. Boston Creme Kryptonite. Does the Valance Match the Curtains? The Personal Massagers were the Friends we found along the way. Yummy Tucci. Ample reservoir. Red Fraggle Prophecy. Hydralisk pasta. Hostess Donut Crack. Boston cream on a stick. Am I super poor and stupid and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6751ec96c1f4a346de5e43df/media.mp3
TMS 2746: A little Weezery
Published: Wed, 04 Dec 2024
Description: I Don't Like Smelling Kimchiiiiiiii. Welcome to Jupiter, would you like a slurpee? Stay in your circle Booby Nun. Lake Inferior. Edging the board with Dunaway. You had me at Buttered Bread. Costco Throngs. Increased Sensitivity but not in a Sexual Way. Jaw Stew. Roger with increased Frequency. Pokey End, Roundy End. President Dunzo. Father Mayham. Because Your Tech Tips Are On My Lips with Tom. Bang Bang Bang Bang Recommentals Bang Bang with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/67509f4c51af627401c4f666/media.mp3
TMS 2745: The Rowing Stoines
Published: Tue, 03 Dec 2024
Description: Putting the Stress in Seamstress. Yacht Rock Doc. Drinkable Mayo. Ass-tone phone. Little Bit of the Ol' Nipple. Peeing in the King's Kimchi. You Dumb Old Idiom. Killer Hamster Drove Away in a Kia Soul. Vin Di Bona. Poking the Cancerous Wax Ring. Botulism in a bag. Well you can EAT Boba! Grumpy Mike's. Hwak Tua Hamster. Bluey Gets a Meat Pie with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/674f492322a0cb38bed7e0a2/media.mp3
TMS 2744: Bullet Intolerant
Published: Mon, 02 Dec 2024
Description: Hash Tag Sleigh. Just give me a minute to be bitter! Leave the frog, take the cannoli. Do turkeys lay eggs because I like really wanted to know? We need some good Christmas Cheese. Phoney Saxophones. 600 Years of Finger Crud. Bibles and Walkie Talkies. That's Horrible. Can I See It Again. Half pepperoni half frog please. Nano pasta. There's always room for LEGO. Lincoln's Top Hat or Some Shit. Feet photo funded collection. Pancrepe. Sharks Don't Kill You. Coconuts Do. Beware the Danger Closet with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/674df7160a5f928c932cee23/media.mp3
TMS 2743: Goat Goat Car
Published: Wed, 27 Nov 2024
Description: Flowers for Algebra. Make Turkey Gravy Again. Charcuterie Charade. Save Me the Turkey Butthole! Dillweed and Dunaway. Buzzing In My Special Place. Paradoxing Pinocchio. My Nose Grows Now. Leading you down the Nyquil path. The turkey IS the mascot. Rated R for Rural. Yellow Hat Cheaters. V is for Veronica... and Vendetta. Tech Time Without Tom. Easy mode Thanksgiving with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/674764ce87df9e7063b4f5ab/media.mp3
TMS 2742: Show and Yell
Published: Tue, 26 Nov 2024
Description: Barehand Turkey Ripper. You Want Disgusting? Here, Hold My Pizza Wine. Stuck Between Thomas And Nancy. Musty Ibbott. There Were TWO CHUCKS. You Lost Me At Toasted Oak. Totally gassed on the treads. Cork dork. It's All Dirt To Me, Dammit! No Longer Orange Theory, It's Law. Forget Coverville, Welcome to Funkytown. TMS: Generally Wholesome. Rubbing the EMU in. Never a beer has passed my face. Oliver the Frenchman with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6746109a9c0398a2ee97fa56/media.mp3
TMS 2741: Junk Jigglers
Published: Mon, 25 Nov 2024
Description: Ariana Nacho Grande. Throw another emu on the barbie. Topless pen yelling. Wicked, the mini series. Nickleodeon acting. Whatever Throats Your Coat. Be prepared for Baboons! Blurred lines of dog sitting. Without the cameras it's just peeing. Defying NDA. The Cylons are Thirsty. Gallon O'Sauce. Man of Pause. OnlyCrosswordFans. Making Bobby blush and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6744bcdbc11fbabc61b8e098/media.mp3
TMS 2740: Bananamaniacs
Published: Wed, 20 Nov 2024
Description: International Banana. Attack of the Killer Coconuts. Little shark nibbles with Brian Dunaway. Claim your turkey. Meat Related Meal. Kim makes military grade eggs. I can haz Mu Deng. Hooch Policies. Trans Siberian Sabotage. Weird Ass Gizzards. Generic Old Men. Snatched from the jaws of Mulva. Rundle NOT Grundle. Shielding the Cable with Tom. Not a Chore with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/673e2e435c679652586082b7/media.mp3
TMS 2739: Pocket Lindt
Published: Tue, 19 Nov 2024
Description: Santa's Evil Brother. Watch Eventually List. Austin Butler City Limits. Pirate O's. Know Your Cassowary. Roll Out Magnatron! Nerd Porn. Low key tangent. it sounds MOIST. Eyepatch Marshmallows. Awkward and lame, but great. The 7 Day Death Rule. riding a rocket and slinging cereal. The Gossip Girl Diaries. Fun Kind Of Chaos With Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/673ccfc3fb161236f8f21acf/media.mp3
TMS 2738: Atlantis Morrisette
Published: Mon, 18 Nov 2024
Description: Cheese and Octopus Feet. Get Out of My Dreams. And Puke in my Car. Urine, for a great meal! Licking the Floor of the Ball Pit. Is it too early for an octopus sandwich? Chicken Masada War. 76 Trombones and Shark Attacks. Ohio Stargate is not Open. Hot Liquid Dirt. Scott is Losing his Threads. I don't like food covered in Peeeeeeeee!! Squirt the Ketchup Into the Thing. Rubber Ducky Farts. Accidentally doing porn. Paragons of Heroism with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/673b7f8cdd53d5751b4c965e/media.mp3
TMS 2737: Farting on Cables
Published: Thu, 14 Nov 2024
Description: Guardians of the Galaga. Too Much Radioation! Ask Your Doctor if Band Meeting is right for you. Frigga - I hardly Know Her. Are Frogs Gay Cos I like Really Wanted To Know. TMS Maddening To Do. Maddening to Listen to. Lee Ermey Style. Cuckoo for Clocks. When the Big Fat Bugs DIE. Everything is Cancer. I'm Taking Your Ship, I'm Taking Your Ship, Nah Nah Nah. We know you're listening because you listen. Trading Apples for Cigarettes. OnionWars. Self words with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/673643562d729bcae0d2c040/media.mp3
TMS 2736: A Whole Different Pig
Published: Wed, 13 Nov 2024
Description: How Do Camels Work, Because I REALLY Want To Know! One does not simply walk into Nerdtacular. I don't like checking my A1-Ceeeeeeeeeeee!! Jude Law Law Land. Show Up Till You Blow Up with Dunaway. A Nice, Cold Shire. A Coruscant of Disapproval. Don't Run for the Border with Tom. The Alphabetical Checkup. My Breast Friend. I Want My Frogpants Stanley-Like Cup. Three-fourths of the last three month's of fourth callers. Primark, Transform and Roll Out! Love the Sandwich, Fear the Meat. The Moose's Mouth is Full with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6734f5d4a7d4829cee1c3820/media.mp3
TMS 2735: Sir, That's A Duck
Published: Tue, 12 Nov 2024
Description: Flamboyant Barista. Ancient Make-out Grounds. Isn't there a Duck called Penguin something. GoFundMe a Louisiana purchase. Hackberry Hill. Exorcising Horny Demons. TMSing Lovitz. Sexy Plexing. Bear Asprin. Kicking Scott's Ass In A Dark Alleyway. Top. Shelf. Andy Dick Fight. Beer in the morning, Beer at night! Beans, Beans, Beans, Beans, Beans, Beans. Short and Truncated with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6733913e65b2afe07a29ebde/media.mp3
TMS 2734: B Tier Vices
Published: Mon, 11 Nov 2024
Description: Bad tasting font. A horizontal guy. Native dromedary. Tar pit buttered popcorn. Working Tingles. insufficient Vices. Is a car a puppet? Cuz I'd like really wanted to know. The shuttlecock of the Confederacy. The TALIA Bot. Underaged 50 something. Bactrian Bacteria. Spicy Zelda Takes. Frisbee Pies. Everybody Chaka Kong. Rhesus pieces with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/673243bd47bf92054ef86e59/media.mp3
TMS 2733: Cheesey Weezy
Published: Thu, 07 Nov 2024
Description: Brian checks his drawers. Is queso cheese cuz I like really wanted to know?????????? nipples on top of nipples. Mount me in the air. Jim Bro Mine. Astounding Moments of BAM! TMS Rave. No Nachos, No Oil, and No Lt. Yar! No Wires On Brian! Canavan caravan. It seems a little murdery. Deep fried wing beats. Special echo place. Even better becuase you can tuck it away. It just takes a little more of a rub down and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/672d045261e4ef810ff9c074/media.mp3
TMS 2732: The Mourning Scream
Published: Wed, 06 Nov 2024
Description: Is Tom Too Early For A Korean Taco. Flesh flakes. Is There a Ring game called Elden Something. Hard as balls with Dunaway. Dry ASS CHICKEN. Holy Poopin Wild Robot. 100% Vince Vaughn. People did butts in college. Wallow-Free Wednesday. Armenian track suit, mustard in the biscuits. Sweetness to the meat. Sometimes uncomfortable garbage hole. Tastes like Dinosaur. Vam-Pier with Brian. Twinkle Twinkle with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/672bb2267d34ea8eee8713ce/media.mp3
TMS 2731: Comic Con-Clave
Published: Tue, 05 Nov 2024
Description: Eff that all the way up the Eff Mountain. Yoga pants and whatnots. John Cardboard Extra Speedo. I'm Type ABBA Blood. A little side prick. Judge Judy and Executioner. Take All Four Massive Ds. Do you even Orange Theory, Bro? Pulpy Woody Paper Thing. Emotional Support Canadians. Scott........ hates a parade. Forgot-Loose. The Pedro Rule. Retail Pooper. Sticking a wang on the end of it with TVs Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/672a5fdb7d34ea8eee2f33b8/media.mp3
TMS 2730: The Pope Supremacy
Published: Mon, 04 Nov 2024
Description: Turkey Straw. Are you ready to receive my limp, limp chip? The Great Vatican Pope Off. Poperection. Cutting open a bag with Occam's Razor. Bounty Bleacher Butt Boy. All of Scott's nightmares in one place. Bodily Fluid Lottery. Pirate High School Musical. Everyone Thought I Peeeeeeeeeeed. Anchorite? AnchorWRONG! Andre the Oil Checker. Doesn't have a hairy leg to stand on. Super-absorbent Teenager. Business Hair with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/67290d095e15233c4087fa65/media.mp3
TMS 2729: Flip Lish Leesh
Published: Thu, 31 Oct 2024
Description: Happy Halloweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen. TMS with Scott and Stitch. The Business Part of the Costume. Leprechaun pick up line. Hallo is it Ween You're Looking For. Theoretical Crankage. Except for the Man Face. The Way of the Physics. Go eat a handful of bees! The most punchable face. Dracula Meets Rogan and Franco. Used peppermint chewing gum. Raising Pete. We Love Wesley's Disembodied Arm, With Monica. Keeping your hole warm with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6723ba0132ba02308fbea932/media.mp3
TMS 2728: What is Arkanoid
Published: Wed, 30 Oct 2024
Description: Berkshire Von Elmer. Onion rings worth the shits. Old White Man Noise. Velveeta Apples. Come To The Coverville Grill. There Are FOUR PINGS! Omagoodness. Spinner on That Bastard. It's just Breakout. The Chappelle Roan Gaze. I Would Eat Poutiiiiiiine. The Mendoza Brothers. A lot of Bobs. The wings were sauced. Sad playlists are for only in the winter. Sadamentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/67226b4bb53ba2cacdc455b8/media.mp3
TMS 2727: Itchy No No
Published: Tue, 29 Oct 2024
Description: Preshowing into the Void. Honky Dong. Is it too early for a learning sandwich? Kevin can F his car. Attack of the Grow Light Tomatoes. Poop News w/ Dr. Gerry. We don't need no AI Cats! Grumbly Guts. Self induced diarrhea. Hocus Pocus not Focussed. Garbaggio in a bucket. That's a penguin? It looks like a bird. Just your blower. Erin Brockajean. Puckin fuppets with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/672115e3b4c51fd569545109/media.mp3
TMS 2726: Loppity Hoppers
Published: Mon, 28 Oct 2024
Description: Where’s my free stuff. Doink Doink! Bracing for Snow. Kia TARDIS. Incessant Talking is NOT a Sport. Eternal Head Planet. hungry for a guy on a guitar. Do You Even Lyft, Uber? Amazon Flex abili PEE. So You Can EAT REESE. Never insert your tape. Early Beef. It's been, Two weeks since you spoiled the show. my doctor gave me a protagonist last week, all good! Gettin' Grotesque with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/671fc11698ad64d3dd5fad23/media.mp3
TMS 2725: Wedging Matilda
Published: Thu, 24 Oct 2024
Description: The Alopecian Trail. No Wendi, No Kim and No Lt Yar! Some Weird Baby with a Nostril Problem. Pet Porker Permit. Short Show, Scott Is Seeing A Vampire. Degenerate gambling with Ibbott. Governor Hook and Loop. The Ultimate Chick in a Bucket. White blobs, moose teeth and doll heads. Placenta Bay: Stay for the After Party. Lop-Earred Branded Rabbits. Poopy Neighbors. Forced into a squat. North South Wales. Slutty Bethesda and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/671a77af2fac6d24e7d10dcc/media.mp3
TMS 2724: Mowing Skeletons
Published: Wed, 23 Oct 2024
Description: Thick Wide Margins. Veering Off into Hoo Hoo Ha. Show me your Money Balls. Chubby Guy from the Other Thing. Coke, Meth, Fentanyl, comics, and an Elantra, but no Lt. Yar. Dreamy Crusty Dirt. your dream is still in alpha. Night on Barefoot Mountain. The Most Hated of All the Pluses. Bosch: You Can't Knock Him Over. Eight Men in the Outfield. Trouble with the Curve is man problems. Ben Schwarmers. Shatner's disease with Tom. Knowing Recommentals before they were big with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/67192fcaba9ea08cd8771b8a/media.mp3
TMS 2723: Zonal Splattage
Published: Tue, 22 Oct 2024
Description: Swooshes, Splats, and Dynamic Ribbon Devices. Bush Fish Update. Melodic in my Metal. The untamed baboon heart. Gotta Take a Dump to Be Sure. Stop liking us so much. Real Desparate Housewives. America's Heartthrob Steve Buscemi. Reboated the Rebot. Is it Randy or Sandy?! Static Fluctuation. Shawshank was, for sure shanked. Does the bathroom pass the smell test? HeckARecamental. Going on a Bender with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6717d758e16fb75ed568147b/media.mp3
TMS 2722: Soylent People
Published: Mon, 21 Oct 2024
Description: I hate a Paraaaaaaaaaaaaade. Keep your clams clean. Say hello to my little kid. Horse Men doing Horse things. Night of the Living Dorks. Swiss Cheese Tooth. The Power of Signs Compels Thee. Murder Thy Neighbor. Inflatable Suit Randos. Peein the Dog. Fish tanks are not a problem. Cake That Looks Like Bread, Isn't That Pound Cake? The floats are throwing out candeeeeeeee. Oh I can make wind. The Tooth the Whole Tooth and Nothing But the Tooth with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/67168b6ee16fb75ed5145bbe/media.mp3
TMS 2721: Horse in The Attic
Published: Thu, 17 Oct 2024
Description: Broken Nose Whatshisname McGee. Topless Shoplifting. Teacher not a T-Shirt. You get No Sopa, No Ropa, and No Lieutenant Yar! Salem and Hutch. Brat Pack Adjacent. Predate Prey Love. Rating different Poops. Animal poo merit badge. Mashed Devil's Tower potatoes. sheen of goo. I still believe in greasy saxophone players. is there a horse in the attic? Neigh. A girl, a tree, and a piece of rebar. Hermititude with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/671146b413da25d9f6e62a67/media.mp3
TMS 2720: Screw McDuck
Published: Wed, 16 Oct 2024
Description: Cheaters are Eaters of Peters. Was it the flu shot, or am I just old. Monitoring NORAD during Trivia. Sucking the Fun Out of Something Fun. Kiss Cam Control. Subaru Sally. Stench Adjacent. You Remember It, You Just Don't Remember It. Alright but no tongue. Cheating for 3rd place. Bucket O'Butt Cheese. Mr Kurgan's Patties. Bottomless Daisy with Dunaway. All the Tom Duckery. Who Is Crypto Soze with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/670ff65b488fde8559ff300c/media.mp3
TMS 2719: Sirius Blech
Published: Tue, 15 Oct 2024
Description: Mothers in Law - May Contain Nuts. The Sitting Brian Ibbott. Orange Envy. TMS Friday - Don't Not Be There! Indigenous Spice. Aquamanphobia. Comet Jones. Green Tambourine. Is it anywhere? Abacaii. They are ALL Ashleys. Abacus Joke Failure. News Underscore Dingle Dee. Bad use of fur. Just A Shunk With A Handle. I just hate everybody with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/670ea04c488fde8559a5fc13/media.mp3
TMS 2718: Roughly Naked
Published: Mon, 14 Oct 2024
Description: They Wanged and Also Chunged. 80s Computer Beige. The Ding Dongs Complain about the Bell Curve. Average Sufferer. There's always a fan where there's poo. Stabbisimo. You'll get NO Sarah, NO Jennifer Connelly, and just a SHADOW of LT. YAR! The Princess Bride game is Mostly Boring. Marrying the Eff Up. Crawled through 5 miles of hand sanitizer and came out clean on the other side of. Asking Twice is Just As Nice. Isn't there a game where you're a warrior driving a mech called Mech something? Matt and Trey, their wildest dream La Casa Bonita. Yogurt so good that it hurts. What's the deal with all the Green Lanterns? With Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/670d4d84aaedc4eac0eb3684/media.mp3
TMS 2717: Sneaky Little Hole
Published: Wed, 09 Oct 2024
Description: No Thursday, No Wendi, and no Lt Yar! Melvin's gonna hit the dong. 8 to 9 inches of fish. Frankenfeeder. The Selfie Flap. Eddie Van Vedder. Taint nothing but a Chode. Gonna Bark at The Hot Tub, Gonna Make You Wake! Hotub Coach Machine. Yanna and Yohnson sticking it in there. I FOUND THE PICKLE! Yeah it's in my pants. Lambageddon. The raccoon threesome. Hitting the dong with Dunaway. That's Gonna Kill People with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6706bb74db85d858697681b7/media.mp3
TMS 2716: Wrong Swanson
Published: Tue, 08 Oct 2024
Description: Is it too early for a Chicken Big Mac? Save The Geese! GIVE PEAS A CHANCE! Kimchi is Key. Window Fidgeter. Worry groovin. A Fun Backside. I don't like Pee Twinkeeeeees! 5 Levels of Clickocity. The Maryland Wedge House. Cinnamon poo, olfactory offense. Dumbledorf dick move. Cropdusting Disappointment. Turkey Tom Unwich. Just walk away Mendoza, just walk away. Somewhat Eating Lunch with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6705680b895ea409eaa6cc6a/media.mp3
TMS 2715: Noodle Tax
Published: Mon, 07 Oct 2024
Description: Spurb Your Enthusiasm. Rocket tubes! Wickedly Talented Adele Denim. I Do Like Geneseeeeeeeeee. Assaulted Pecans. Pervasive Nut. Curving Our Wheels. Lets test the ships bikini. MRI pot raid. Turns out the gun was cancer free. Micronauts FIX. They're still married, for now. Shape Up, Shane. Billionaire Bootlicker, Thursdays on TLC. Perfect Paint Job with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/670416841a3de581c6751de8/media.mp3
TMS 2714: Skanky Pigeons
Published: Thu, 03 Oct 2024
Description: Texas as hell. The iPad of Honor. The Famous Bob. A nutty cult. Dry, Bitter and from Georgia. We are the World Colon. Pecans. May Contain Nuts. Meat Pants. Everyone's Unheard of Until They're Heard Of. Less Cruel. More Unusual. I don't like Pigeon Herpeeeeees. I'll make your Ass Pretty. I'm an Aesthetician. Pulling it out like Doug Henning. Triple Address Greg. Ruining Thanksgiving With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66fed3dd11d39bd3b61c7b63/media.mp3
TMS 2713: Unsurprisingly Heartless
Published: Wed, 02 Oct 2024
Description: In-N-Outback. Illegal Use of Testicles. You may kiss the bride, bitches. No Show for Schmos Tho. The shark ate my punchline. Stuck between a Rock and a Nissan Pathfinder. Creeking My Knob. Park Your Brain and Pretend We're Real. Preteen Nascar training. Snack Box of Mystery. House Hottubian. Inside Doctor House. Processing Eating RAM. Tech & Toes With Tom. Impressive gore with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66fd80c7cb6b8e9ccc8b0e12/media.mp3
TMS 2712: Dave's Cable
Published: Tue, 01 Oct 2024
Description: I Can See Fiber From My House. South East Eat-Up. Stewardess, I Ordered the Non-Mouse Meal. The Dumbest of the Rings. Pete Rose Folded. Brian's meat is the most tender. Nobody Eats Chuck! Don't get into the van down by the river. Bet You Didn't See That Death Coming. TDS is Tedious. Faking Keanu. Searching for Sperp. Air-O-Teeka. Huffing on Strawberry Shortcake. Actual Red-Headed Stepchild with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66fc2cd94f98175c75df6a29/media.mp3
TMS 2711: Crumply Little Mess
Published: Mon, 30 Sep 2024
Description: I Don't Like Cereal and Kimcheeeeeeeeee. C3PFaux. No News, No Internet, and No Lt. Yar. Rock-Hard Sweaty Men. Manic Pixie Bench-presser. The one hand case. Stop or my bomb will shoot. Zero Gravity Mattress. Comparing Our Nuts. A Place for the Rich and Serious. Hella Helena. Chewy Air. Photoshop a Superhero Xerox of a Kleenex. The Same Effing Plane. The Morning Superheros with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66fad84e0c14334589566acc/media.mp3
TMS 2710: Frisbee Tots
Published: Thu, 26 Sep 2024
Description: Chicken Toenail Sauce. You'll get NO !s, NO Tali, and NO LT YAR! I don't like my food on a Frizbeeeeeeeeee! Jamaican jerk. How to Milk a Soybean. Welcome to the Hotel Californ-AI. All Copper Comes From Utah. Deep fried potato content. Feather Pudding. Molecular Level Bullshit. Doing something with a copy of Highlights magazine. Seitanic Panic. Warshed Flurr. Chicken in the bum. Call now without Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66f59480337e6a756fdec806/media.mp3
TMS 2709: Bammit
Published: Wed, 25 Sep 2024
Description: Sermon on the Mountain Dew. Personal Trash Can Pizza. Between Two Farts. Brian I. Bot. WinAmplification with Tom. Kneel before ZOT. Podfarting. Covervilles accidental autotune. I don't like cutting Cheeeeeeeeeese. I donât have any units with this person. Halloweenie Peenee Poopoo. Jesus take the pizza wheel. Furry Lifestyle Podcast. My other gopher Beryl. Halfommentals with Brian and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66f44a414db0ebf24fc6f1ae/media.mp3
TMS 2708: A Comfortable Bosom
Published: Tue, 24 Sep 2024
Description: Fancy Dragon. Death By Rube Goldberg. Big Horn Brian. I don't like the Wilhelm SCREEEEEAAAAAM!! The Hustler, the Muscler, and the Weirdo. Crotch Pocket. Eat More Birds. Cropdusting all over Snowbird. Xenovision. Where's the Remote? You get the egg, you get the poop, you get the pee. Isn't there a festival during October called something fest? Avian-caused Ignition. Bangin' S's. Baby You Can Drive My Karlach with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66f2f01f7a3d63d20f0c2133/media.mp3
TMS 2707: Pizza Pi
Published: Mon, 23 Sep 2024
Description: Covid Butt Version. Pin Trading: In it for the Pricks. Projectile Van-mtting. Tasty Taxi. Left, Right, and Central Tenants. Slob of Wasted Flesh. Shut up dude! Frontierland Pin Dealer. Screw You Jerk! Mmmmmm Flat Veronica. The most inked age group. Open Concept Floorplan. Too many one night stands with other airports. Buffalo Wing Restaurant, the Restaurant. Even with an Abacus with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66f1a000d61650978f2d113f/media.mp3
TMS 2706: Covidiocy
Published: Wed, 18 Sep 2024
Description: Dusty Black Balls. Do you feel lumpy, pump? Good Luck, COVID Head. I love Jeff Goldberg. How Now, Thousand Pound Cow. Dr. Mario Poop Pills. Peter Pan Era. Wet Hot Irish Summer. Yo Clarice, Wassap??? Rotisserie Surfboard. The Air Pods Rap. Muffkey Fuffkey. Get to steppin' bitch. The Hype Button with Tom. Crying At Your Recommental with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66eb102e7333591fcff5f8e6/media.mp3
TMS 2705: Paint Your Head
Published: Thu, 12 Sep 2024
Description: Dueling CAPSLOCK. Monibot. Haitian Cat Recipes. My legs are dead, Gym. Brian's Bobble Bump. Whittling: the Original 3D Printer. Cookie Cutter Bro. Listen While Chore-ing. No Cards, No Cigars, and NO LT. YAR! We Can Toggle It For You Wholesale. Pineapple Hypothesis. Don't Call Them STDeeeeees! Can't See the Truth for Your Nose. Organs are in, Kazoos are out. The Other Guys with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66e3285a51960f14a8d8f130/media.mp3
TMS 2704: Spork Talk
Published: Wed, 11 Sep 2024
Description: Garlic Aioli Borealis. Team Dunawamy. Kim Spores Johnson. I forgot it's Remembrance Day. I got disoriented when I went to peeeeeee. Slap Your Momma Banana Nut Bread. Did You Say Fap Sticks?! Let's test the ship's feezers with Dunaway and Amy. Jeff Glowbloom. Our Nuts are Sweeter and Have More Girth. VPN: Virtual Poo Poo Network. Will It Suck. I've always wondered about the Alphabet. Google Plays Monopoly with Tom. Cat Batman with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66e1d58c6a253561eff493de/media.mp3
TMS 2703: Taylor Sweat
Published: Tue, 10 Sep 2024
Description: Chicken I Found. A Poker for Your Crevices. You Don't Know Jack, Friend. Too Early To Get A FLU Sandwich? Tawk Tua the hand. I don't like bugs I cannot seeeeeeeeee. Are Lion King and Lion King Two Different Movies. Prime Them Horns. No risk no biscuit. Electrified Fly Racket. TV's Trivia with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66e07ff46a253561ef92965f/media.mp3
TMS 2702: Friendsville
Published: Mon, 09 Sep 2024
Description: The Orgs of Orgrimar. Squirt a Zunecast. Interrobang - I'll ask ya, then I'll Bang ya. It Got Me In The Cissy Chute. Achewillow with Amy Frost. A very Ibbot travel day. Ooh I have sticky business. I'm having an Asterism. If you wanna make a comic, ya gotta get with my friend. Distinct cadence. Lyfting to and from Scunge. What happened to the Rogue Man? Panemanem doo doo do doo doo! Dual Lyfting lowercase Stephanie. More human than cyborg with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66df2982e43b7932e447803b/media.mp3
TMS 2701: Bill & Ted Go To Hell
Published: Thu, 05 Sep 2024
Description: We Saw This and Hated It. Penis von Lesbian. Zoe does WHAAAAAAAT. Bike Immunity. SKIM-podcaster gets skimmed. Alfie Adjacent. Dick Van Scandal. Newspaper Face. Pickleball: Cheating at Tennis. That HA-HA was His not Mine. Pulling that Johnson for a few days. Breach Remnant. We try to kill Dick Van Dyke! A Little Skewy. A comforting Bucket of Jambalaya with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66d9ea230ef29103a1948e20/media.mp3
TMS 2700: Let My Chickens Cake
Published: Wed, 04 Sep 2024
Description: All the whittling. Satanic Pecan. Crispy Pickles By the Stove. Tech Time with Little Tommy Merritt. Wasp-Plaining. Mom, Thanks For All the Labor. He has the Potato Voice. It's pronounced pralines. Turtle like gophers. Hold Down Your Thing. Sqeeezeball That Business. Diatomaceous Tomatoes. Committing crimes at close range. WASPS WASPS WASPS WASPS WASPS WASPS EVERYBODY. Making Poo-Tatoes with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66d89f19eeeb1e3b75468dd5/media.mp3
TMS 2699: Big Potato Energy
Published: Tue, 03 Sep 2024
Description: Red On-Air Broncos. Fried Potato Root. Coke Adjacent. Wee Ball of Chicken. You Get NO Rest, NO Peace & NO Lt Yar! Multiple Ionics. Hush chips. Costco Flats. these wings are real, and they are NOT spectacular! More Mistakes Than An Applebees Karen. Free Hotel Room Vibe. Mono: Sound & Disease! Love Sports. Hate Sitting Around to watch them. Busy with Beatles Math. Reading Without Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66d73ef3e6ce13e59fc83f0b/media.mp3
TMS 2698: Needa Person
Published: Thu, 29 Aug 2024
Description: Skateboard for the Lord. Is it Too Early to get a Sand Clamwich. The Shape of Coke Zero. BladeAlienPredatorRunner. Fans of Fanning are Fanning their Fannies. The breakup Cardigans. Sphereception. Chick Fil A No Gay. Brian the Drag Queen Lyft Driver Trivia Host. I have a particular set of Bluetooth trackers. Whales are all head. You know what I do give a damn my dear. Reality Bullshit. Star Wars Voltron Gamers. Deep fried innovations with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66d0ad713fe5b1b532c123f8/media.mp3
TMS 2697: Crap Carp
Published: Wed, 28 Aug 2024
Description: I Sing'd and was Dinged. Hardcore Teet. That Movie Was Bad Meat In My Sandwich. Suzanne Vague. Sticking to the Gig. Six Flags Jr. Only Murdering Songs in the Building. $5 skulls keep Scott happy. 44 of you need to schedule your colonoscopy. Fish in the post office (smoke on the water). Honey Nut Preston. And Bill Hader's gonna Hade, Hade, Hade, Hade, Hade. Martin Short Only Non Fans. Play Retro with Tom. Marty! It's Recomentals with Nicole and Randy. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66cf6007a661bb994c26991a/media.mp3
TMS 2696: Rant Appropriate
Published: Tue, 27 Aug 2024
Description: Boner Pill Sushi. Floor Fries. Just for Cosplay for Men. It's Morning Somewhere. Country Music Senior Moment. Then you shall have no keys, no toilet paper and no Lt Yar. Weird Little Onion Kids. The Pumpkin Revival. Moist mealworm. Seagram's felonies. Walking In With a Balloon Up Your Butt. Exchange Or DIE. Wicked Arial Battle. The Beetle was a Baby! Being Gale as hell, with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66ce04eaab3deb839d7eb918/media.mp3
TMS 2695: Just Wung It
Published: Mon, 26 Aug 2024
Description: Star Search Is Processed Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese! Ending with the Starter. What's in your Morgan Wallet? The Sound of Shifting Sharon Stone. A Little Less Dolly Parton a little more Post Malone. Half Your Asses Are Belong To Us. Potato Pocket Thing. Your Child is Hooked on Speed. The Dixie Kong Thing. Beta testing the Alamo Arcade. It's All Downhill From Here. The Internet's A Series Of Straws. Authentic Tattooine Clam Chowder. Stoopid Space Aliens. Here's Your Brownie. NOW GET THE F*** OUT and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66ccae971aad6cbae9e70d92/media.mp3
TMS 2694: Thai Land
Published: Thu, 22 Aug 2024
Description: Scissoring flights. Thairana Grande. Brian Ibbott, seniors bracket arcade tournament. Boning 747. Wear Your Safety Diaper During Lightning Strikes. Sting Ray Herpes. Here's to you, John DiMaggio. All Your Voices Are Belong To Us. Keith David or David Keith. Wasn't there a Prohibition documentary called Prohibition? Do Androids Dream of Weyland-Yutani. You Got Xenomorph in my Repplicant. You Got Replicant in my Xenomorph. Utah is tired of your shit. What's Adam Curry Doing These Days? You Know He's Got Talent. Challenge Day without Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66c7707c61e041a75c9a47e0/media.mp3
TMS 2693: The Dick Bees
Published: Wed, 21 Aug 2024
Description: A brush with GOATness. The Barracuda People. The Wailin Jennies. Really into Procreating. Salt N Peppa and maybe some Paprika. Color Misregistration with Tom. Camptivated. Looking Pretty for Metzen. Walk Like an Ibbotson. Thank you for running over Thunder Pussy so quickly. I spent 300K for a Yak. Powdered wasps. Getting Back Into The Heroin. Vacation Exception with Tom. Alternating Recommittals with Randy and not Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66c626e1ca03bcdcad2d123b/media.mp3
TMS 2692: Bolivian Nose Candy
Published: Tue, 20 Aug 2024
Description: Vamposer. Palm facing. Do Evil On Your Own Time. CroonchyStars...BorkBork! Raviolo. Knife-Splaining. (v) I Often Wake Up To Peeeeeeeee. Isnât there a candy bar called NESTLE something? Herbert Sprinkles while Robert Plants and Roger Waters. Falling hard from the toot. Tap Tap Tap, Ding Ding Ding, Slap. Yes but I think that's the cocaine. Evil 80/20. Don't Count On The Count Being A Count. I'm TVsTravis MacLoud of the Clan MacLoud and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66c4cc42b6f1efc262bc51f6/media.mp3
TMS 2691: Cröonchy Stars
Published: Mon, 19 Aug 2024
Description: Lactive Shooter. Let's a Show Do. Active Milker at the Target. Just Another Panic Monday. Slam these jugs on the ground. The ladies like Romulus. Dunaway, living the retro life. Hind, a Deer, a Red-Tailed Deer. Riblettes Were Thrown. Herbal Verb Use. She kept on serving me. I Like Big Ash and I Cannot Lie. Store Credit, The Worse Kind of Credit. Beware 1970s Oil. Punching joker in the face with Stephen. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66c37b8a4d01ce6daf25ac45/media.mp3
TMS 2690: Plushy Facehugger
Published: Thu, 15 Aug 2024
Description: Stinky Kid Waffle Pants. Asian don't raisin. Dessert Ramen. Great Joy Nub. Bright lamp aging. Aspirin zombies. inconvenient convenience fees. Facehugger-proof Headphones. Organ Hole. TMMeth. Chicken heist creates jail bird. Children Of The Beef. Cromulent Comparisons. Dividing 25 by 6 to 4. Abnormally Normal with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66be3a494a224df83ab811ba/media.mp3
TMS 2689: Amazing Underpants
Published: Wed, 14 Aug 2024
Description: Pushing a Johnson. Third Monday. Popcorn Ass Movie. He Knows Where that Butter Goes. Shift+Fart. Toasty Michael Clark Duncan. Canadian Snicker laws with Dunaway. You'll Get No Show On Monday, No Show On Tuesday and No Lt Yar. Back in my day, podcasts were silent! Recommental Robs with Nicole. Unpodfading. I Can't Believe its Not Brando! We All Need A Long One. How do I podcast again? This Kim, my Emotional Support Wife and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66bceecba37f259600725aed/media.mp3
TMS 2688: Ghost Plumbers
Published: Thu, 08 Aug 2024
Description: You'll get NO long show, NO Wendi, and NO Lieutenant Yar! Battle Dildos. This Baby Valley Is Uncanny. Thou Shalt Not Look. Lyfting my mom. Not Too Groggy To Guilt. I Need a Larger Face. A Little HIPAA Violation Never Hurt Anyone. Wasn't There Another One With A Chicken? Triangles Are Better Than Circles. DISCUSS! Bare naked bandit. Word To Your Mothers. Dominican DeLouise. Put That in Your Pipe and Ghost It! Only child duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66b511c65a08b599189be2af/media.mp3
TMS 2687: The Tolbert Signal
Published: Wed, 07 Aug 2024
Description: Yup, now it's decorative. Vampire Humperdinck. Tinker Tailor Tuber Style. I Don't Trust SSDeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. No Dill for our Pickles. Birdum's Fridge. The powder of hornet killer compels you. The powder of hornet killer compels you. Come getchyer damn fridge. Tech Time with Cubicle Tom. Utah: the Easy Joke State. Keep Out of Children! Lyfting Kevin the Nun. Dr. Tolbert, white courtesy phone. Dr. Tolbert, white courtesy phone. I would rather not play Would You Rather. Quicker Recommentals without Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66b3ac0cec20c36e8e18fa0f/media.mp3
TMS 2686: Stephen Stealgull
Published: Tue, 06 Aug 2024
Description: Chum Nipples. Wake Up! Scott Will Never Do Another Makeup! Crabs Chasing Amy. I Don't Like Omega THREEEEEEE!!! Dinged for Dong. NUDE Gallagher. The Morning Soup. Calm Down, Debby DOS! I'll Pay for the Bird Bags. IRC force feeding. Some Week Tonight. 5000 Dead Fish to the Face. The Best Tony (from Chicago). Leave My Crisps Alone Ya Damn Bird! Dangly Book Recommendations with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66b255918ad6ad827c2bc4c9/media.mp3
TMS 2685: Loofa Rigno
Published: Mon, 05 Aug 2024
Description: The Dipsy Chips! Hello from the MRI. Lastname is Placebo. The Soup Nazi had more people! Feet Flavored with Brian Dunaway. Sweaty for the first song. There are more Brads. Greek Town Gyro. I'd have won if it weren't for that pesky Weiner! Not everyone is a Kelly Clarkson. Even Kelly Clarkson. The Best & Worst of the JK's. Harry Potter and the Swollen Surgeon. The Heimrich Manoeuver. The Great McDonalds dumpster fire. How hot are your cheeks, with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66b10706662d54d9a89a2e15/media.mp3
TMS 2684: Flipping Heck
Published: Thu, 01 Aug 2024
Description: I can't be the Karen. FDAs Most Wanted. Monster sea booger. Tyson Bones. Connections to Big Chicken. You get NO Colgate, NO Flouride, and SIGNIFICANTLY LESS Yar! Richard of Oysters. Headless sex dolls. Well, my name is Abraham. Your Ring is Wise. Whatâs the number for 411? The times arenât as good. Thanks a lot, Nixon! Ya Dick. The Mandelbaum Set. Ben Yahoo with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66abc64ac6ff02525d80c5a2/media.mp3
TMS 2683: Tubular Meat
Published: Wed, 31 Jul 2024
Description: The Lee Majors Train Has Passed. I like being Covid FREEEEEEE! We're On Smoko. Waxing Mom's Nipples. Do You Honk? Taco Bell Content. The Wearable Third Wheel. Regular James Hong. I Wish To Register A Complaint. YankMe Candle. And the soda tastes like wood. Hey! I'm Driving Here. I have Lawyer Needs. I Have Enough Friends w Tom. Full throated Ray with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66aa73263c23ffff3ac53593/media.mp3
TMS 2682: Chasing Amy Pickles
Published: Tue, 30 Jul 2024
Description: Like a B movie. Except with Wasps. Say Hello to My Little Fin! Cocaine Shark do-do-do-do.Pools of Dead. 12 Points for a Plastic Spider Ring. Bye, Felicia! Full Leprechaun or Nothing. Everyone Has a Hudson Hawk. One of the deformed guy movies. Isn't there a Dead Guy Movie called Weekend Something. A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Choppa. Gentlemen, Start Your Ritchies. Snakes, Adults, and Youthful Ones. Quick Too Much Information. Doing a thousand vibrators with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66a9198d506e83be66ba6b75/media.mp3
TMS 2681: Surge Purge
Published: Mon, 29 Jul 2024
Description: I don't like Multi-Streeeeam. YouTube Makes Me Twitch. The Marvelest Mr. Ibbott. Fed in the dark by hunchbacks. Olympic Sex Village. Leave A Turd In Her Mailbox. No Back Hugging. Getting the C from a sea of people. Oily Lympics. Doin it on an Amazon box. The Ream Team. The Cleanest Bums in the NBA. Ivory Soap Happy 99.44%. Bel-ar-us oh oh. Stephen Schleicher Is Lagmaster Jones and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66a7ceed66e879d7b69b51c1/media.mp3
TMS 2680: Tall Narcissists
Published: Thu, 25 Jul 2024
Description: You Get NO Brian, NO Wendi & NO Lt Yar! Booster Hearts. FDA Special Agent. Baby Bird Burrito. There's more to Ireland than Lucky Charms. Science Adjacent. Boiling Boogersnots. Cancer Crabs. Bless Me Podfather For I Have Sinned. Big-eared Idiot Head. Make Utah Mid Again! Bring Back the 50 Wife Deal. They Looked at he valley and said We'll Take It, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66a2831b22781665a9a6259c/media.mp3
TMS 2679: Roomba Clanahan
Published: Tue, 23 Jul 2024
Description: Competitive Sweeping. Sneaky Alligator. That 70s restaurant. Karen Butthole. Home Malone. Everyone back in the Poo! Golden Starship Trooper Girls. Flaking Off Their Day Skin. Lift Your Gays. Dr. Tooth and the Subway Next Door. Coretemu. The Power of Laps Compells You! Cupping That Battery Bum. The Survey Says. The Shelf Of Shame w Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/669fe908b8ba2ed9082904af/media.mp3
TMS 2678: Joe Danger Sky
Published: Thu, 18 Jul 2024
Description: You get no breast exam, no pap smear, and no Lt. YAR! Let's Talk About the Duck in the Room. Stick a thermo meter in your duo denim. I Don't Like Your Mac & Cheeeeeese! The BEST shit. Squirting those digestive juices. Scott's Mom Is An Outlaw. 10:15 With A Colon. Fun-Sized Episode. No Show Monday! Experian elder care. Where Do You Need Your Cream Filled? Brundlefly Funktastic. Don't say a WORD about the oranges! The year was 1984 and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/669945182a7c19e2fe427074/media.mp3
TMS 2677: Pez Zero
Published: Wed, 17 Jul 2024
Description: No faking Mr. Pancake. McAddict. Inside Stephanie's pet. Being Gentle with Brian's Thing. The Morning Unboxing. Rough time in shipping. Fiddle Farting with Dunaway. The Boxtroll Agenda. Sweet Coraline. Aged Like a Fine Abnormal Wine. her head's off.. heads not supported to be off. Wasn't here a Matrix movie called Matrix something. A Hose Pops Out. No ads with Tom. People You Don't See with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6698163fc86d4486bebc485a/media.mp3
TMS 2676: Jeebies On The Side
Published: Tue, 16 Jul 2024
Description: Boober Shells. Mr. Pancake and the hamsters. Tortilla Size Floppy Disks. The Wrong Kind of Oniony. Hostess Twinks. No peach shall touch the grass! 3 month sticky kitchen. Australians Are Big Giant Queens. Merlympics. Fantasy of Fish Folk. Walk without Risotto. Locally-Sourced Heebies. we have a code 389 - multiple gerbils. It's 8 inches ... but floppy. Steamed on a Pile of Onions with TV's Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6696a5c613ea555fe351c1b1/media.mp3
TMS 2675: 4 Alarm Diaper
Published: Mon, 15 Jul 2024
Description: Is it too early for a piss sandwich? Duodenum, Denim, and Dunaway. Porch Pirate Pooch. Korean Soup. Infinite Leash. Wordle distracted dog walker. Rub the Buttons with Both Hands. Timberlake oven mitts. Nepo not Pedo. Laser Lemon. Who are the a**holes in your neighborhood. Le Party. This one's for you, row 283! Full of Food that John Hates. You Have To Paint Them With Stephen Schleicher and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6695570fd050c6cd5086c4b1/media.mp3
TMS 2674: Kinda Hootery
Published: Thu, 11 Jul 2024
Description: Nun in the Bucket. Hootie at Hooters. Mr. Roboto cohost. Weird meat nugget. Poop on Glass. All the Suddens. Snakes Gonna Snake. Bite Twice to Neutralize. Leopard print suspect. Cat Action Satisfaction. Taking the rage quit deal. Crusty Hairy Push. full burger habit. There Is A Zipcode Involved. Tech time with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/669013577b4fb006ca59abb4/media.mp3
TMS 2673: Rubbin' Nubbins
Published: Wed, 10 Jul 2024
Description: Anal Funnel Cake. How to train your algorithm. The devil made this table. Space Camel Toe. She Spoke with her Fist. You'll Get No Data, No Chemistry, and No Lt Yar! New Borg Burrito from Chipotle. He Was Into Old Man Worm. Scott complains about his pencil. In there diggin' with my fingers. Getting Through The Garbage. Quarterly Apple Fritter. The Gap is a Design Feature. It happened in Gay Paris with Tom. Try Not to Lactate with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/668ec2f2b0f6c9633935a28b/media.mp3
TMS 2672: OnlyFusedFans
Published: Tue, 09 Jul 2024
Description: You get No Ads, No micro-transactions and NO Lt Yar! Skintro. Can't stiff the Lyft. I've Been Swipped & Swapped. Welcome To Ibbott Cab: Cash, Grass or Ass? Appropriate For Genital Audiences. Triple Click to Be Sure. I Like The Higher Speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds! (I don't like bees). Frilly Cute Panty Deals. Baaaabyyyyy Landshark do do. Who lives in an egg under the bay? Jean Grey Phoenix!. Boneless 3D Printing. Get your Joy Buzzer on Etsy. THERE ARE FOUR X SPEEDS! We are Bob, with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/668d6d5123ad1548281056bc/media.mp3
TMS 2671: Hairyola
Published: Mon, 08 Jul 2024
Description: Tina for scale. The Morning Nonsense. Brian Ibbott Fan Expo. Nipple Business. Vegetables of Courage. Thrust and Torque in the pool. Moist Fireworks. Hot Fart American Summer. Secondhand Goose Water. We Do Nonsense. Wooden wiener target. Don't build on ancient teenage makeout grounds. Relaxing the cables. Convalescing With Con Crud. Let The Wookie Win With Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/668c1c1123ad154828cae3e8/media.mp3
TMS 2670: Puke-a-chu
Published: Wed, 03 Jul 2024
Description: So-de-licious. Hairy Metal with Dunaway. Tomorrow we Celebrate FREEDOM... Freedom from TMS. Rah! Rah! Wrong team! The Cracks in Tina. Well Pat my Cheese steak. Certified Companions Let It Rip. F Minor Bombs. Tom's got the Vim. killer cords from outer space. Van batting for the other team. Rat-a-too-tees. Sorry Canada. Soda bubbles are devil's farts. They had hair and were a band. Dilated Anus and Euphoric Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66858dd24cb273e4618f810a/media.mp3
TMS 2669: Bees Louise
Published: Tue, 02 Jul 2024
Description: Eyeball Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! Goth Elvis Impersonator. Hey ChatGPT write me a Rant about whether AI Prompters are Artists. Soaking the nub. Forbidden Bologna. Human flesh Chia pet. There Are Fore Skins. Marrying All The Kids. Box of Ron Jeremys please. Skid Squin. Greased up Tongans. He didnât spend 6 years at Echo medical school to be called doctor. Shemmys and Shgrammies. Meat is murgher. Moisturizing the Roomba with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6684354bf364c64008d42b34/media.mp3
TMS 2668: Munkeys and Dunkeys
Published: Mon, 01 Jul 2024
Description: The Fat Bastard Alternative. Shake him off my turd. Bikerack Mountain. Big Fella? What the Hella? Powered By Pickle Juice. Human free zoo time. I don't like WebPEEEEEE. I only need one kind of butt soreness. Castor Oil Parfait. Stupid Hill. Ain't Too Proud To Sag. Its a fun job. You're stopping and grabbing people. Hi Slop! Lance Armstrong Lookin' Bike Dudes. MystBusters With Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6682e18db4551f12f4b1b1d2/media.mp3
TMS 2667: Modularity Jockularity
Published: Thu, 27 Jun 2024
Description: Two Guys, a Package, and a Ring Camera. No Chris Brown, No Cooch, and NO LIEUTENANT YAR! Wife likes normal speed. Neighbor man, cool, manly, and convincing. Spice Moms. Re-butter the Chode. TMS is Snot for Everyone. Less jump outable. Glass recognition drinking problem. So Not A Swifty. Fake Title. Boogers and all! The Scott abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. Throwing Up Hearts. No Wendi, but Wendy's Combo Meal and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/667d977091bcf9d0d48746b4/media.mp3
TMS 2666: Yawn Rock
Published: Wed, 26 Jun 2024
Description: Brian Ibbott is back like a vertebrae. Pinata massengill. Tubal Litigation. You shall not password! How Lame is Your Claim. Peeping through the pee hole. Curry-Covered Kids. Fountain Blue farting. Play The Bird Machine. You'll Get Three Strikes, No Poochie and No Lt Yar! Dance till they vomit. Troma Angry Birds. Trapezoids, Trapezius, Trapadoos? Exhausting Puppy Behavior with Tom. JERRY SEINFELD VOICE with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/667c511891bcf9d0d4404c4a/media.mp3
TMS 2665: What the FORK is that
Published: Tue, 25 Jun 2024
Description: Bakatakatikabadaka. Starts Latka, Ends Watto. Hand Pulling My Noodle. Space Avatar Tyler Mephistopheles. Big-Eyed Girl Genre. If I'm talking, I'm Podcasting. Genessee Degeneracy. Choked On Cheese Stick. Isn't there a film called something Sack? Barry can roll my dice. Benign Sporting Goods Tumor. Terminal One in the Pink. Raccoon Paul's Drag Race. Popping Cherries. Dan Says The 'F' Word With Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/667af6ce3b08446aaceed4a7/media.mp3
TMS 2664: The Bleau Veneau
Published: Mon, 24 Jun 2024
Description: Buried in man chest hair. Donald Sutherland wasn't our fault. The Saddest Price. A remote Ibbott. Unzip the Hip. There Are TWO Stripes. Vexilogical Vexation. Apple divorce court. Sleeping Above The Deli. Hallin' Oates into court. The Other Elvis was in the Building. Forcing sounds out of his moving head. Agassi Odyssey. Cooch's Secret Origin. Superman has 6 fingers with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6679a67d1dcb2d89db2e63a6/media.mp3
TMS 2663: Now Hornet Free!
Published: Thu, 20 Jun 2024
Description: Put up a SARSguard. Small town Dicks. Ask your doctor if Finestra is right for you. Obi-Wan Podsafe. Scott's Twin Desire. People Need the Butt. I don't want to break anybody's parade. Left Boob Factory. Almost A Kevin. Opening a can of hornets. Always two Sarsgards there are: master and apprentice. A.I. Babies. Doctor Do Too Much. Optimus Prime's Back End. 10 Extra Ketchups with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/667466407cd9830012e8a791/media.mp3
TMS 2662: Slippery Chicken
Published: Tue, 18 Jun 2024
Description: No TMS tomorrow, it's Juneteenth! Tubi or Not Tubi. My buzzers are in the wrong place. Rimming Everything. Interfenestration. Scott shoots hummus from his eyelids. HBO - Horrendous Body Odor. Cara B Meat. The Sausage King of Seinfeld. Deez Nuts Pro. Squeaky Crotch Grease. Liv Tyler: the Streaming Service. Some are More Zero Than Others. Boogers In A Half-Shell: Oyster Power! Thick Decadent Science with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6671bede660cbf1abc727cbc/media.mp3
TMS 2661: Booty McFailface
Published: Mon, 17 Jun 2024
Description: Anniversary of sliding down the chute. do birds sound like dinosaurs, I like really wanted to know. A Faster Way to Lube Your Chain. That's NO Reset Hole. Sake Dribbles. Big, Meaty Show. How to fat-shame a dinosaur. Brian the Impaler. Professor Plum, in the hole, with the paperclip. Ear Particles. Putting the Tramp into Trampoline. Fascist Hash Factory. Florida Puts it ALL out there. Distracted by a van scream. Name that nerd with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66706c89afc733fd937b3860/media.mp3
TMS 2660: Kissing Kansas
Published: Thu, 13 Jun 2024
Description: Moist Owlettes. Subaru Juggalo. Spaghetti Midwestern. High Percentage of Wackadoo. Optimus Prime Megatron. This diner is so good you'll bust a gut! Bjork It, Girl. The cough sneeze colon removal. Cat turd jello. King FertInHand. Autobots, steal cars. Sex, Drugs, and Monopoly. Get on the Horny. I Don't Like MSRPeeeeee. Ripping Down the Walls with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/666b2c5d899a1b0012db27c1/media.mp3
TMS 2659: Two Wasps, One Stone
Published: Wed, 12 Jun 2024
Description: Pee Scrapings. Uncle Tubby. Yaaard Situation. We Hear Kim Eyerolling. Asymmetrical nipples. Don't Come To TMS To Learn Stuff. If the 1940's were a person. Hard of Verbal. READ MY LIPS. It's Pronounced JIF. It puts the lotion on the feathers or it gets the rake again. Lyft School. Mouthing the Passenger. it burns on the way out. Never a Thomas, always a Tom, with Tom. Recommentals With NO Randy, NO Nicole & NO Lt YAR, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6669d7a4efa05300119b1aff/media.mp3
TMS 2658: Midnight Duds
Published: Tue, 11 Jun 2024
Description: Brilliant at night, stupid in the morning. I don't like Judgemental BEEEEEEEEES. You'll have no honey, no wax, and NO LT YAR! The only thing to sphere is sphere itself! Disorganized Retail Theft. Hit 'Em At Dusk! I'll kill the wasps but I ainât cleaning the windows. MacOS Fresno. We Are All Encino Men Now. LEGO of my LEGO. Dookie Of Hazard. Hornets, spray and pray. McSpacenstein. Time Rice Cooker. 3 to 7 business days with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6668851ba033650012a990dc/media.mp3
TMS 2657: Newman Gnome
Published: Mon, 10 Jun 2024
Description: Kim's Chi. Chadpool. If He Dies, It's Not Us. Cranking the Nipple. The Heat of the Cool. The Frollo is also cursed. Hey there scooter boy, get off the lawn. Buckle in your Tentacles. No curb too high. Reeth Witherthpoon. Peanut Pickin' Bastard! HMart, Korean for KMart. Remember 2015? Did They Wipe? Compact comics with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66672f7351554900139d7854/media.mp3
TMS 2656: Nose Raisins
Published: Thu, 06 Jun 2024
Description: LEAVE BULLWINKLE ALONE! Don't Moose Around. My fancy spider-man shirt. Practice Peter. Looking for the purple banana. Air Chimpanezes. Nilly Wellson. Constant Glance. Stinky Little Weirdos. Door handle tooth removal. WW2 Rain Delay. That's No Eggplant. Super ketchup packets. Dip and Squeeze is my Hall and Oats cover band. Just Pooping It Out With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6661ef3c6a3b3e0012241963/media.mp3
TMS 2655: Nine-Toes Nick
Published: Wed, 05 Jun 2024
Description: Too Much Rear, Not Enough Window. There are places you hang washing. It's content until it's creepy. Come for the Loins. Stay for the Butt. Lefty Nipple McGee. Butt Pinchy. Gay mating rituals. That's a Typo. The Globetrotters are real to me dammit! I'm good, but my son's day sucked. The New Era of Piracy. The Pantyhose Confuses Me. Julia Freakin Roberts! Please Pack Your Phone and Go with Tom. An Uncomfortable Scene with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66609e925259600012b10570/media.mp3
TMS 2654: Eat the McRich!
Published: Tue, 04 Jun 2024
Description: I Wanna Be a Bone Doctor. Shoulder Shake Butt Slap. Fettuccini: the other F word. I've seen your parents, Dick! Woody McWooderson. She Didn't Want to be an Urologist? Billiam Gates. All you can eat Warren Buffet. Strawberry truck jam. I wanna be Emily Deschanel when I grow up. Idaho! Utah's Psychotic Hat. One Fart To Blow Them All. already enough buggery. He Really Blew His Nose! Autodesking with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/665f4a9646cf460012c13bdd/media.mp3
TMS 2653: This One's For Allen
Published: Mon, 03 Jun 2024
Description: Feces Piecees. Bag of Gizzards. Expected Jerkness. 99 Shit Balloons. I'm a Salad Believer. Peanut Eminem. Goblins of Democracy. Meat spill. Dump the salad in the thing. Kurkey Tooking. Prince Charming: Necrophiliac. Old man yells at kids in tree on lawn. Cereal - It's What's for Dinner. Good Day. How Do We Pee Because I Like Really Wanted to Know with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. This one's for Allen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/665df9c2fb3bf50013bd93af/media.mp3
TMS 2652: Summon the Beekeeper
Published: Thu, 30 May 2024
Description: Blow It Like an NES Cartridge. Road-Ragey Dicknose. Bonkâs Cork, Utah. I'm Going Vintage. Gray-Haired Jack-Knife. One Of Our Dans. Edward Batmanson. It's still not Kate Walsh. Brain Worm Spores. Scraping the Kid out of bed. Honk if You're Froggy. Nebish little weenie boy. A zip-zop-zoop turning circle. I Don't Like Osama Beeeeeeeeeen Ladin. Never Check Settings with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6658b535051ddb0012bab4aa/media.mp3
TMS 2651: Shuckelheads
Published: Wed, 29 May 2024
Description: Spine, Crackle, Pop! I Don't Like Alpha Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Chevy Shovette. Brian's carbonated meat woman. Your Princess is In Another Axis. Another Sand Movie. That'll do Penguin... That'll do. Danny Elfman - Elder God. Really changed the way I block sunlight. Tube in a Tube. Papyrus - Font of the Gods. Putting All Americans In A Pothole. The Only Adult in Any Room. The Man on Google Lied with Tom. Artsy & Fartsy Recommentals w Randy, Nicole & Matteo and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/665765df64696e001247944c/media.mp3
TMS 2650: Serial Senior Slingshot Shooter
Published: Tue, 28 May 2024
Description: I Don't Like Beeeeeeeeves. Don't pee so close to me. Scott has not scene ALL of Furiosa yet. Bars In The Basement. Pounding Patrons Down Your Throat. Not Annoying In 2 Places. Public Peeing Protocol. Where's Harvey Chip? Let there be traffic light. Happy Day Of Hamburgling. Whipped out Larry the Scarry. Garden Hose Cooldown. Isn't there a lift that goes on stairs called a Stair something. Thou shall erect a stoplight! Can I Pet That Dawwwwwg with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/665613142287560012a2a5d0/media.mp3
TMS 2649: Ivan The Frequent
Published: Thu, 23 May 2024
Description: Red On Air John. Hose under the nose. The Elvers Have Left The Building. Upper class crackheads. Lego dogs. He's Really Into Cars. Don't Go To The Crack Hospital. Little Booger Cars. Multiple Bottom Lines. We are A Menace To The Elderly. Tes-Love. Philip P RSVLTS shirt. Low Poly Cyber Folly. This one goes out to all the Kyles. Farting Teslas with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/664f7e260bbeab00129e26ec/media.mp3
TMS 2648: Backyard Funyun Factory
Published: Wed, 22 May 2024
Description: Carter can move the hornets. The MangoLeers. Distracting familiars. Skinny For No Reason. ALL YOU CAN EAT RICE!! Salem's not a Lot, with Dunaway. Eleven Hooha Sixy-three. Not Heirloom Tomatoes. People like typing two letters. Misery's on First. Kojak: Who Bites You Baby? Length but no Girth. Nutty but not in Flavor. Casual, Comfortable, Suspicious Tom Merritt. Alien Dogs and Cats of All Kinds with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/664e2d5073726900125ebbbc/media.mp3
TMS 2647: Grandma McFlurry
Published: Tue, 21 May 2024
Description: Shade on Cox. Coffee Adjacent. Tik Tok Hot Pot. Let's Taco Bout Sandwiches. Scott is a Fungi. The worst part of waking up is Postum in your cup! Previous enjoyment shirt. lacerating humpback annihilator. Baby Poo Sauce. I don't like Exxon Valdeeeeeeeez! Sentinels: Stupid and Great. A Urine a Day Keeps the Doctor Away. Know Your Car Holes. could I BE anymore of a ghost? What are you listening to in this picture? Ope, There Goes Gravity! w TV's Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/664cd5595e923a00123c0b75/media.mp3
TMS 2646: Flavored Water Polo
Published: Mon, 20 May 2024
Description: That Phone has Call Screaming. Is Time Real Because I Like Really Wanted To Know. I Don't Like Buckeeeeeeeeeeeeeys! Ol' Gamy Johnson. Knobby Brown Things. Arizona Jimmy. Soupa Twopa. Go Find the Clues and Do the Thing. Temu IMAX. John De Mulaney. Beware the Ides of Beanfork. Half-Round. Furiosa, where the cars come sweepin' down the plain. Kinda Hosed---On A Bunch Of Fronts. Schleicher coming in hot with Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/664b82d8c0bd130013853e1d/media.mp3
TMS 2645: Schrodinger's Marriage
Published: Thu, 16 May 2024
Description: You'll have no portal, no midnight pizza, and no Lt. Yar! My Big Fat Frogpants Wedding. I always feel like the pencil is watching me! The Brest of Denver. A brilliant idea until people get involved. Licks on a Plane. Porty McPortalface. Lumpy-eyed potatoes. Zoomy Fingers Johnson. Steambutt Willie. You know what? I like fun! It's That Guy From Blur. Greased up Tongans. All Pencil, No Pad. You will have NO Sail Away with your Habanero and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6646348dacd36400121ccfc9/media.mp3
TMS 2644: Fort Boyardeee
Published: Wed, 15 May 2024
Description: Whiff of Ibbott. Glove Box of Holding. The Cameron Wipe. Baldwin Bush. No More Cruise, Just Hanks. How Is Your Camel Toe Doing? What's In Scott's Eyedrops. Bermuda, No Shorts. Total Squatch Hunter. F that Uptown Girl. New Clear Wessel. Scott's Car Is full Of Sharpies. Did we guess Fleshlight? No? Too Bad. Gemini Man or Machine with Tom. Loud Mother-In-Law with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6644eebd4f61540012aff534/media.mp3
TMS 2643: Suing Your Oates
Published: Tue, 14 May 2024
Description: You Get NO Niles, NO Daphne & No Lt Yar! Ibbott and Costello. DJ CoolWhip. What does the Colon Say? Alcoholic Fresca. Tiny home, huge pantry in basement. GRENADAH! Kung-Fu Chow-Chow. Sigfried & Roy: Attorney's at Law. Half the Money, All of the Mustache. TMS Kills the Sax. It's Budweiser All The Way Down. Proximity to Bean Forks. Orange is the new Gold and Black. Radiating The Joy Button With Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66439791bc0a5700124f0155/media.mp3
TMS 2642: The Herps
Published: Mon, 13 May 2024
Description: Printing The Plug Hole. Everyone Loves Dunaway. Hot Soft Bananas In Your Area. Benny & The Jessirits. You'll get no onions, small portions and no Lt Yar. Milk is Spicy. No Bread for Crusty Old Men. You Know, 1 in 4 People Have Conspiracies. That'll Do Thor, That'll Do. Australia: My Favourite Outback. Yoda the Frog. Pepper Steak inflation. The Elephants have gone to a farm upstate. Pushing Whale Notifications. Stretching Doughnut Holes with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/664249ba7c2bf100132f7c16/media.mp3
TMS 2641: General Consumer Spicy
Published: Thu, 09 May 2024
Description: They pelted us with rocks and garbage. Who Runs Molar Town? Master Blaster Runs Molar Town. Like Borgnine. Only Naked. The Tooth Fairy is a Nark. Dentistopia. Tarantino's Beaver Nuggets. Saint Francis of Chi-Chi's. 487 people walk in to a birthday party. Shamalama ding dong Daughter. Walking the relish. The Smell of Kids at a Sleep-over. She Blue Herself. Emma Stone is not Anna Kendrick. Justin Bieber Nuggets. A Different Kind of Therapy with Monica and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/663d05884056ec00128ded35/media.mp3
TMS 2640: Brief and Feeble
Published: Wed, 08 May 2024
Description: Save It For The Sack. Dory the Explory. No Core, No TMS and No Lt Yar! There Were THREE Bodies. Dungeon Murder - The Trading Card Game. Yawn's Yob. Reverse Cowgirl Twister. Whatever Alley I Have... It's Up It. Wrong Way Tornado. We're Pretty Steeped. Lion King and What's Her Bucket. Anthrax before Mater. HONG KONG TOILET. The Dice are High Enough with Tom. Lining up and sticking in the recommentals with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/663bb741ead65900137e3308/media.mp3
TMS 2639: Post Capone
Published: Tue, 07 May 2024
Description: Chicken Hat. You can't have your Cake and listen to it, too. I don't like STREAMING Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! A Little Butt Lip. I survived the Hindenburg and only got this lousy T-shirt. Sleuth & Lies. Non asshole cake. Tax Filing Simulator. OH THE HUGE MANATEE! ATM Toilets. Johnson's Wad. How Rotten is Your Chicken Leg. Donkey Porn. Feeling good about proving a little girl wrong with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/663a619885776a0012fface5/media.mp3
TMS 2638: Death by Pancakes
Published: Mon, 06 May 2024
Description: Delineated Ibbotts. Stop killin' the villain. Diplomatic Technicality. The Pot's Not Free, so Go Home! Large Hands and Girthy Cans. What happened in TMS Vegas is talked about all week on TMS. Not Just Clean. VEGAS CLEAN. I Did Say Hibbott. Skeevy Gyllenhall. Penthouse Show at the Plaza. Eating each others air. Spherical Flying Pig Dreams. Even the Chairs are Sticky. The Topless Nun Is Alive & Well. To Me, My Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/663911a12f30550012c4308c/media.mp3
TMS 2637: A Moist Hug
Published: Thu, 25 Apr 2024
Description: Cobra Kai Soccer Academy. What does the Sloth Say? Do brains smell, 'cause I like really want to know. Have you ever smelled an organ? Aren't You a Little Scottish for a Stormtrooper? Social meteor. Preserving the Dookie. Tripod Unit. Screaming Sloths. TMS: New Vegas. 106-Year-Old Breadmakin' Lady. Fargo 4 Patch. Ya, you betcha, that's a scary Xenomorph over der. No shows next week. Taking Out the Trash with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/662a9285437bd70012161aa3/media.mp3
TMS 2636: Apocalypse Soon
Published: Wed, 24 Apr 2024
Description: The Miming Stream. A Vegan is Grass Fed Meat. The place where good ideas go to die. The Proto-Doggorito. first person pumper. Fingering the Wrong Button. Ol' KillerRabbit69. TMS Field Day. I Don't like the Utah zeeeeeeeeees. Doktorpope Is Neither Doktor Nor Pope: DISCUSS! Pants weather at night. In cyberspace no one can hear Brian scream. A Quiz On Nerbidy Topics With Brian Dunaway. The Man, The Myth, The Tom w Tom! Recommentals with Dandy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/662942166b51e80012ef2007/media.mp3
TMS 2635: Suspicious Gravy
Published: Tue, 23 Apr 2024
Description: The Whorehouse Club. I'll never Passover A Cheesecake. Hootie & The Bacon Reference. Is today a day, 'cause I like really want to know. One last wash before Vegas. Died of TMB: Too Many Birthdays. Kirkland Gold. Portugal The Man, the group from Alaska. Your Sandwich Was A Holocaust. Podcaster with the Biggest Unit. The Saxaphone Genre. Dip it!! Parasocial Internet Uncles. George Straight of what state? I'll be in my room, polishing my ring, with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6627ea0433dbf400127eef0a/media.mp3
TMS 2634: The Temu Bellagio
Published: Mon, 22 Apr 2024
Description: He Died Monet-less. It's All Clothes & Lady Shit. Rose Gold On Air Light. Watter Fountain. It's A Fancy Bag. Palindromic and Nutty. Hiking Boy Fatty. An Innocuous Little Fart of a Movie. These Are Not The Fountain Drinks You're Looking For. shirtless dads holding babies. It's Dig Dug Week. I wanna see the rear view. There Are THREE Camels. Being nearly car murdered with Dunaway. Proving Children Horribly Wrong with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66269a259d2d8d00121cb1c3/media.mp3
TMS 2633: All I Heard Was Spanish Yelling
Published: Wed, 17 Apr 2024
Description: I Don't Give Two Chits About You Meeple. You're Dead, Go Sit In The Corner. Diamond Pants Babies. Showy McShowFace. The Smell Of The Irish. Sorry, It's A Long One. Donny the slack jawed yokel. Bull Scrotum Dice Cup. Grubby Fingered Chiclet. No time for timer. Doing the Top Hat. I thought about tweezers once. Brian Ibbott, Tax Attorney. I don't like cryptocurrenceeeeeeee, with Tom. Book Him Dano, Recommentals with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/662006cba0ce1e0012808521/media.mp3
TMS 2632: Beer Pulp
Published: Tue, 16 Apr 2024
Description: You can have a little esque. As a treat. Keep the Hairy Part. Imma Go Twist An Oreo. Clunky Pixel Font. Glock is Extra. Feces of Death. Coy Oat. Cancelled For Backbiting. Crunching the Onions. Pale Ale Fail. Does ANYONE Know The Price Of Stamps, 'Coz I REEEEALLY Want To Know! Getting Funky In The Clip Clop. The Best Defence Is A Strong Stench. Why Make a New Place Smell Like Poo? Blame Dave. Ibb-uprofen with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/661eafb369431a00162f6f5b/media.mp3
TMS 2631: Scaredy Tax
Published: Mon, 15 Apr 2024
Description: Foaling for Boof. Have I Done My Taxes Because I Like Really Wanted To Know... Sell The Cats, Lease The Basement. This episode is a business expense. Ol One Sock Johnson. No Carol Channing, NO ERNEST BORGNINE, and NO LT. YAR! Salami Jeans. Grandma got run over by the slip-n-slide. Dirty Dirt Sand Pile. Boot-Cut Salami. Turns out the key to success is plagiarism. No Prom Dunaway. I'm into chonky veggies. Don't Mainline Apple Pie. Tyrannosaurous President. What Color Are Robin's Thight Because I Like Really Wanted To Know... w Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/661d5e7b2e0a630016bbd080/media.mp3
TMS 2630: Snip N Shake
Published: Thu, 11 Apr 2024
Description: Ted Bundy's This And That. Mitzula-Approved Zones. He died of being 114. We're All Tired Of Bono. Not Worth The Waint. Stare at your hands and don't puke. Girth Quake. Coronal Mass Ejaculations. Scape Goatee. I'll Giggle It! You Get NO Privacy, NO Grace And NO LT YAR! A Comic Book is a Comic Book is a Comic Book. Resident Canucklehead. Blurry Shark Nerd Nerd Ferfert Ferfert. In The Drawer The Whole Time With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66181b52fb434d0016d478f5/media.mp3
TMS 2628: Hell Toupee
Published: Tue, 09 Apr 2024
Description: I Don't Lyft For Fun Bro. Nun of the Nudity. You Lost Me At Cowboy. Moretets Lipsmack. Red On-Air Arms. Not Chechnya's Tempo. All Up in the Good Wife. Babies smell like what we dip them in. Isn't there a Cowboy named Space something? Ramazan whoah black Betty! Why do my eyes hurt, 'cause I like really want to know... Frankensteins, Werewolves, and Shit, Oh My! Lance Bass Residency. Did they Gleam the Cube. Luscious Beards with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6615763add3b8b0017210986/media.mp3
TMS 2627: Sniffin' Baby Brains
Published: Mon, 08 Apr 2024
Description: Total Eclipse Of The Nerd. West Wing Bitch Face. Largest Prime Rip Pooped Out By A Man On An Island... w Dunaway. I Don't Have STDs. It puts the lotion on the book. This book is made of people! Nothing to see here ... Anymore. Death Metal Circus. Going Going Gon...orrhoea. Beck's still doing shit. Sound of Mucus. New baby smell. Space Nuggets. It's Arbor Day Charlie Brown. It's Very Massive With Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/661428c1ee41b80016ce99cf/media.mp3
TMS 2626: Follow me on Centigram
Published: Thu, 04 Apr 2024
Description: Scott Does Pot Math. weirdly porous. Prison Toilet Cosplay. One-Eyed Willy's Hotdog Water. 12 Chickens per Beaver Tail. Ugly Muffins. Char My Dog. A DanDecaGram. Factoring the Crap Outta Polynomials. A nice digestive biscuit. Unfathomably Bored. You're An Asshole Charlie Brown. Rusty Trumpet. Bono Doesn't Owe You an Apology. Forgetting To Be Tired with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/660ee44f363524001682f21f/media.mp3
TMS 2625: Drunk Call Tuesday
Published: Tue, 02 Apr 2024
Description: Living La Vida Dog Poop. Nether Piercings in the Wind. Back to the Uterus with you Jimmy. We're Gonna Need a Bigger Head. Liftin' & Whiffin'. I pick up the poo, and you should too! Whatcha Drinkin'? Whatcha Playin'? Does Buttered Toast Fall Face Down Because I Like Really Wanted To Know. The Bradley Cooper you ordered on Wish. No Show Tomorrow. Shaking the poo sausage. An Orphan Farm Boy Kisses His Sister. Flippity Ibbott. Call of Duty: Merlot Warfare. IT'S NOT A TRAP! w Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/660c389495ff7e0018da8c91/media.mp3
TMS 2624: Diddy Diddler Dollar Tree
Published: Mon, 01 Apr 2024
Description: Diddy Diddler Dollar Tree. Watery Willy. Spice Girl Spice Weasel. Kids with Sledgehammers. Futurama Fauna. Poplar's Not Popular. It's April Fools, unfortunately. Godzilla Math Problem. Prudish Pyramid. I Mixed The Sausage In With The Biscuits... If You Know What I Mean. Baku Baku. TMS: Not Biblically Accurate. Those Saucy Koreans. The Square Root Of Kong. They Might Be Cunning Linguists. The Fairly Interesting X-Men with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/660ae5c4c2a93800166318ef/media.mp3
TMS 2623: Infinity Nuggets
Published: Thu, 28 Mar 2024
Description: A Pocket Full Of Whoa. HOA Narcs. Managed Fascism. CakeShake. Squircle. That's too much number! Is this normal? HarKOnan the Barbarian. Pete Best Spice. Girls with giant eyes. Always check your grilled cheese. Navigational Nomenclature. Post Sphere Farts. 31 days until Vegas. Dating a Hardware Store with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6605a7ca7935b00016ac6dbd/media.mp3
TMS 2622: Incompatible Soap
Published: Wed, 27 Mar 2024
Description: Bobby Frankensoap. Patrick Beiger. I don't like Sexy Beeeees! Does it throb. It'd Be Really Cool If It Did. Corban Dallas Multiverse. Roster Poser. We Know Nothing About Luna Snow. White On Air Light. Winning Prizes Nobody Wants. No More Mr Rice Guy. Glider the 90s Flappy Bird. Today's Episode of TMS is NOT Sponsored By Philips. Golden Bum. The Following Tech Time is Brought to You With Limited Commercial Interruption, With Tom. No Cap in the Skibitty Toilet With Randy and Nicole.and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66045b184d887800160f2003/media.mp3
TMS 2621: Toilet Epiphany
Published: Tue, 26 Mar 2024
Description: Nuts on bark. You'll get no Punished Props, No second half of the show, and NO LT. YAR! She's Legs All The Way Down... And To The Left. Indiana Jones and the Frisbee of Doom. The Lotion On the Skin Guy. I've seen a fat kid get shot with some bullets. It's Time To Watch Goonieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. AI art is like porn. You know it when you see it. Let us Snopes that for Ya. Sugar-free Sugary Things. Ten Easy Payments of 175 Million. Tomorrow's show will be normal. Once you get into the box you can suitcase that stuff up. It hit me whilst on the toilet. Bill's Making Farts and less on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6602f92f73a3a40017350bfe/media.mp3
TMS 2620: Dickelodeon
Published: Mon, 25 Mar 2024
Description: Somewhere Over the Lemon. Nmenomenic, Do doo dee doodoo. Pumba of the Planet of the Crystal Empire Richards. Richard Skull. Leg-Salad Sandwich. Barometric pressure, pushing down on me, pushing down on you. In Olive Garden no one can hear your family. They Buried The Cannibalism. Two Girls, One Cup, Zero Plot. You get NO Issues, NO Pause & NO Lt Yar! Soap Nâ Slide. Fly around the cheese. Your Body's A Barometer. The police are calling for Brian. Coddle Your Damn Eggs with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6601ad91811609001613b995/media.mp3
TMS 2619: Snorehammer 40K
Published: Thu, 21 Mar 2024
Description: Use the Fork, Phoebe. M3GAN Starter Kit. Posable Creepy Kid. Inaudible Audible. Ballerina At Ball Arena. The Alien Head Kid. Brian's Bucket-List Of Bands. Close Encounters of the Mannequin Kind. Terrestrial Extras. Nobody Likes A Big Stink. Boas In The Air Vents. 4K Monitor Lizard. Caught Red Pand-ed. Oh Good They Aren't Following Us. Grilled Cheese Sandwiches and Genocide with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65fc6b49995e830016ac65a3/media.mp3
TMS 2618: Jerky Jorts
Published: Wed, 20 Mar 2024
Description: Passive Aggressive Income. Garbage Can Jessie. Where's Our Tit? We don't have Buck-EEEEEEEEEEEs. Strong enough for a man but made for Peter Dinklage. Least offensive chocolate. Reecie Piecies for you Birfday with Dunaway. Kim Makes Her Cookies with Extra Gluten. Cookies in the Street. Two Mentions of Dune Per Episode. Jerk Your Nugs. Conan the Dairy Queen. Just Remember, It's All Your Fault. The Art of Tao with Tom. All in the Furiosa with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65fb216537484400170d3c5b/media.mp3
TMS 2617: 24 Karat Kid
Published: Tue, 19 Mar 2024
Description: I'd use Bunny Ears but it Upsets the Rabbits. Life After Dookie. When I was Seventeen, I Made a Chi Chi T-Shirt. I dont' like to miss TV when I PEEEEEE. Briansplaining Fish. Name another guy from Dire Straits YOU CAN'T. Mark Knopfler runs Barter Town. THE SLEEPER MUST AWAKEN! That's Where My Legs Go. Putting Hair on George. Trivia for Cartwright? Four? Dun Fiddy. Muadib Alarm. I Want My MTV (I don't like bees). There Is No Game, Only Zuul with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65f9c697b5ab8d001711be97/media.mp3
TMS 2616: Appropriated Mannequin
Published: Mon, 18 Mar 2024
Description: I buy my arms at Amazon. Ben Silo. (Arnold Voice) Get your ass to Idaho! Yellow Pollen Brain Fog. Lymph is Just a Node. Too Much Donkey. I Left My Gloves In Brian's Kia. Lyft and Lost and Find. Satan's Bukakke. Portable Cerebro. How Much of the Plate is Pie? The Big Head condition. Film Sack is my White Noise. Do Herbivores eat vegans cos I like really wanted to know. Double Bobby Toil and Trobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65f87589f4d67900168251b5/media.mp3
TMS 2614: Chommy Tong
Published: Wed, 13 Mar 2024
Description: Sexytime Tub. The Shawshank Sisters. Left Behind But With More Aliens. Eventually We All Go To The Big Fake Pyramid In The Sky. Screaming Brown Note. One Noise, Two Noise, Red Noise, Blue Noise. Babyface Johnson Maintains His Streak. Wasn't there an Angry movie called Drive Something? I Like Better Sleeeeeeeep. Reach in and pick a stinker. Kotick Tok. Scott Watched Chunks. How Many Millimeters Do You Speak. TikTok Block with Tom. Enjoyably Predictable Recommentals With Randy & Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65f1e335129d0d0016a80c7a/media.mp3
TMS 2613: Zombibbott
Published: Tue, 12 Mar 2024
Description: Where the Ruffalo Butt Roams. 50 Shades of Kimchi. The Grandmother Death Stare! Bad Weather, Perfect Storm. You Get NO Sleep, NO Oscars & NO Lt Yar! Rock em' Sock em' Cena. Flying Weiners Are The Wurst. Lil' Brian's Great Booby Adventure. The Jersey Shire. Pocket Chocolate. Not the Hilton You're Looking For. Kim Chi zero. Peeny Pastie. I Don't Like Coffeeeeeeeee. Do You Like The Schmooze? It's Full Of Goo. It's Scott & Brian From The Internet... With TV's Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65f08cc893f24a00183d7518/media.mp3
TMS 2612: Hex On Your Family
Published: Mon, 11 Mar 2024
Description: Glimpse of His Ruffalo. Crying Over Spilt Loudermilk. Owen it all to Wilson. Smell meat every day. Faking Authenticity. Thanks For The Burp Bubble. Scott's Desert Problem. Day-walking Podcasters. Throwing Seven in the snow. Godzilla Zero Point. Are you racist or what's the problem. The Owen Wilson influence. Talkin' about Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssss with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65ef3b8643e2d600184519c9/media.mp3
TMS 2611: One Randy Hamster
Published: Thu, 07 Mar 2024
Description: Hey, How You Dune? More Like Hate Shack. I've Never Liked People. Roam wasn't Sung in a Day. Death in the family? Try Pickleball! Something That Someone Made Up. Bogroll for Your Fannybum. Wrinkled and Dopey. Scott needs a thick pipe. 100% Shitmetal. When you order Melissa Etheridge from TEMU. MellowFred. Scott hates people (magazine). Did I Ever Tell You About The Time I Broke Out of My Enclosure? True Story! Bell, Book and Bicycle with Amy. Talking to Lawyers for Exactly One Minute with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65ea1d4ab922a800161e54d0/media.mp3
TMS 2610: Blue Diamond Phillips
Published: Wed, 06 Mar 2024
Description: Spread Your Seed With Purpose. Let Them Eat Kellogs Cereal. No show yesterday. Fondle My Chips mmmmm. Smells like duck tongue in here! Tarantino approved feet chips. Sex is a first person shooter. I do not know the name of Luckeeeey. Recipe Upgrade. Feet and Flavor Never Belong Together. The Eye Pupil. Le Grand Fromage. Scissors Etiquette. Talking about whatever Tom wants, with Tom. Randy has become Recommentals, watcher of movies and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65e8b5697fe4880016fd3660/media.mp3
TMS 2609: Jefferson Starplane
Published: Mon, 04 Mar 2024
Description: We Built this Shitty. You Can't Unsee The Nipple. They don't even total Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea! Asserting Dental Dominance. InstaCoffee Filters. Tron Apologist. Big Time Pap! Silverado, the Chevy truck movie? Are fish fruit, 'cause I like really want to know... D-Bag Chairs. Get your shit together Olivia Wylde! My Humps Are Fine. The Heat was Hot, It Was a Hunger. The Seeds we made were inside us all the time. Something, Sometimes, Occasionally with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65e60b994ef5340017f6ad08/media.mp3
TMS 2608: The Morning Stram
Published: Thu, 29 Feb 2024
Description: What's the date of Feb. 29? He Kinda Neville Longbottomed. Dino's n Monkeys n Doughnuts OH MY. Bob's burger meets Beetlejuice. Please Expose Your Sack. Crunch the Crown Numbers. Itâs an erection year. 27 totally different and legally distinct dresses. Penetration Testing. Double fisting the coffee. look at the fingers on her. Give Me The Goat. Molarcast. Not A Heigl To Be Seen. OCD, OCD, OCD with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65e0cd73ef8f000017b499c6/media.mp3
TMS 2607: Potato For Now
Published: Wed, 28 Feb 2024
Description: Bacon, Georgia. Look In My Eyes, What Do You See? A Molar With A Cavity! Booger Dough, Though. Ringing in the new tech with Tom. Creamed Coen. Lesbian Road Trip. Making Eggs Worse. I wiped it on a slice. Dox Your Dentist. Tense up and hope for the best. More fun than Madame Web. Wasn't There a Road Trip Movie Called Road Something? The Business End of My Rocket. Sticky Teenagery Theater. The Longest Short with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65df7c3aecfa570017898151/media.mp3
TMS 2606: Doctored Doom
Published: Tue, 27 Feb 2024
Description: Motorboat the cat. 50 ccs of Zip Zap Zoopy Bop. Treasured Hammock. Tendrils of Benevolence. Spiders Don't Know English. Ferris Bueller Can't Lose. Finding Mice in the Rabbit Hole. You never go full Sarlac. 15 Kids coming in with their heads off. Gently pick up the Spider. THEN STOMP IT. I Am Brian, of House Spider. TM-Meth. Everybody loves a parade. Unless it's a parade of beautiful people. Then I hate it. Birth of Her Area Unit. Grace On Fire. CriCut on Steroids with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65de207621cd3800162a9451/media.mp3
TMS 2605: David Lyncher
Published: Mon, 26 Feb 2024
Description: Riding With Pirates For Their Scent. Lyfting mom for the cruise. You Get NO Skarsgard, NO Batista & NO Lt Yar! Dancing with Beavers in Ibiza. Cornish Nipple Pasties. Guardians of Terror. Needle of Shit at Your Neck. A gigantic red shirt. Day Drinking With Dunaway. Wake me up, when September plays. Gaston is the Best Ride. Identity theft with Scott. Don't take your girlfriends to Shone's. I Just Want a Damn Churro! Endgame for Shapes with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65dcd4668e54ea00161dcdcc/media.mp3
TMS 2604: Hayley Shillelagh
Published: Thu, 22 Feb 2024
Description: I'm a Dr Matthews Kind of Guy. Piercing The Dill Pickle. Dark greetings. Rusting Bitch Face. No, Crown, No Chili Dog, and No Lt. Yar! Craig Batman. The Steve Bartman Incident. Potato For Now. Occasionally Stained Steel. A Chat Full Of Karens. Thongs of men. Healthy by accident. Starbucks Proximity Rules. Face to Face Coin Slots. Dredging The Shallow End Of The Pool With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65d792873b050400175f55e4/media.mp3
TMS 2603: Freehand Freebird
Published: Wed, 21 Feb 2024
Description: I prefer Steely Dan's brother, Aluminumy Jim. wrapped in Mylar. The Sominex half time show. Tramp Stamp in perpetuity. Does my chewing gum lose it's flavor on the burlap overnight. Kimâs tattoo starts with onions. You get NO Adele, NO Lionel Richie & NO Lieutenant Yar! Starter Farter. Dutch Shake N Bake. How Do You Like Them Maggots. Boujee Buoy. Motley Crue Ft Wheezer. A Hellava Lotta Hellos. YOU DON'T NEED RICE! with Tom. Yeast-free recommentals with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65d63c900276f600169c6738/media.mp3
TMS 2602: Stapies
Published: Tue, 20 Feb 2024
Description: Old Man, you can't stretch out your arm. Fruit Of The Shroom. Stan Lee Cup. Excelsior! Happy Little Vacuum Flask. Inner Sanctum Sanatorium. Whatshisface Deloreon. Chicken Crab Money. The King Of Kornholio. Unreal arm pain. Koolaid in a Vacuum. I'm rigid as hell. Spill Demekis. Yeah, I'd tap that mug. Pumbaa 2: Electric Who is Who. Bone on Bone Action with Dan, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65d4e88316526900163b76ae/media.mp3
TMS 2601: Lady Gaja
Published: Mon, 19 Feb 2024
Description: YOU MIGHT NEED RICE! Dying on the toilet. Amoonia. Frogpants Is Underwater. Scott refills his keyboard fluid. Screw You Garfield. I don't like cat PEEEE! What are some Vincent Vega things? Inara defeats Galactus! Scott's Blowup Pepper. Shoulda Put A Cap On It. If I was a lady, I'd be a lesbian. Eau De MaineCoon. Steam burgeoning Games. Caramelized Fried Mess with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65d396272068b800186afa46/media.mp3
TMS 2600: Fob Dylan
Published: Wed, 14 Feb 2024
Description: I don't like runny Beeeeeeer! Utah Disconnection! Doing hard brain shit. One-Drink Memory Lubrication. You can't eat when you're her. Pregnant Breakfast Evil Twin. Atari, Atari, I love you Atari. You get no pressure, no prize, and no Lieutenant Yar!!! Dunaway is used to the fart smell. What was the name of the high school in Fast Times at Richmont High? 50 lbs of illegal gum. Doublemint Dave Rides Again. I did Moonlighting, I'm leaving. Zuckerberg endorses Vision Pro, with Tom. A pile of Miracles with Randy And Nichole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65cd07c21fe06a0016515606/media.mp3
TMS 2598: Triple Grandpa
Published: Tue, 13 Feb 2024
Description: Imminent Johnson. What Would Carter Do. There Are FOUR H. Hey Hey I'm The Monkey. It's Just a Feather Wound! Sydney Swingy. Canadian Cocaine Cards. Ba-by Johnson Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo. ZOM-BIRD!!!!! Hand cranked child wailing. George W Bushmeat. Frog shrooms. I've never heard the term fruited. Alamo Drafthouse ... Just Movies, No Stories. The Fattest Of Tuesdays With TV's Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65cbaf03f3d2b40017f5f135/media.mp3
TMS 2598: Avoid The Topless Nun
Published: Mon, 12 Feb 2024
Description: Taylor Swift Won the Superb Owl. Full Benny Hill mode. Sam Adams, he was a pirate, right? Lick the Cookie. Jesus Saves. He Shoots...He Scores! Going full Costanza. Boiling water porn. Turf Testicle. Social Media Abstinence. Overwhelming Overdog. I suck but I have fun at it. Part Time Piracy. Fremont Street Police Will Not Be Involved. The Swift Conspiracy. Half-Ass Grass With Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65ca60556000930017e5636a/media.mp3
TMS 2597: Royal Alchemist
Published: Thu, 08 Feb 2024
Description: The Hands Don't Scan. How about a Buoy. Push My Cans Really Hard. Favorite German Girl Band - Die Lollipops. You Get No Line Buzz, No Mice in the Attic, No Lieutenant Yar! Annoying or Cornbread. Shmerp is weird. Boot A Judge. Stuck Brian In The End. Don't dip to close to the UPS. Scooping chili with your arms. You Say Busyemi, I Say Buscemi. Trust the meth, not the Tylenol. the original of the cover is terrible. Thin Mint speeding tickets with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65c519b480a025001550a053/media.mp3
TMS 2596: First Time Cholera
Published: Wed, 07 Feb 2024
Description: On Wednesdays we Wear Burgundy. Occam's Epilady. Stiff Live Babies. Self-Identified Sluttage. The Fake Baby was a Chicken. Consider Yourself Regarded. I Don't Like Fake Babieeeeeees. NoboCop. Wheelhouse in Disguise. You Get NO Data, NO Metallica & NO Lieutenant Yar! What A Maroon! (s) Whoaaaaah Yellow is the Color of My Phone Greeting. Need another 8 inches. Tom Merritt: Secret Romulan. Swimming, Raconteurs and Snowglobes with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65c3c9ebafd19a00161d109f/media.mp3
TMS 2595: Recreational CPAP
Published: Tue, 06 Feb 2024
Description: Unforeskinned Circumcisions. Not a hole you want to get sand into. I did my Googlest! TMS: The Monday Show... On Tuesday! I love fresh Peeeeeeeas! Wide-Ass IUD. She was hogging the pigs. Give Peas A Chance. Sleeping with Hands Like a Chicken. Tom Hiddleston's Voice up my Hoo-Ha. Kidnappers are dicks. You know him from such things as... Canada. Morris Code. Driving the Tip into the Ground. Goodnight Cillian Murphy With Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65c2783ba98dfd0017b3e8eb/media.mp3
TMS 2594: The Phlebotomist Vibe
Published: Mon, 05 Feb 2024
Description: Una Lipa. Lawnmower Cat. Heroin Tight. Knot an Eagle Scout. When the Rubber is Tight. Brain Parking. Southpark Connection! Godzilla vs Fakeroni. Full Frontal Phlebotomy. Seeing Red, Then Grey, Then Black. Squib Game. Scubba and J-feg. Do dogs have names, because I like seriously wanted to know. $50 Cafeteria. Mainlining Conan with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65c123b8f1d1ad0018bfcdbc/media.mp3
TMS 2593: Phreakin' Phones
Published: Wed, 31 Jan 2024
Description: Can I get my leg to go? Silent Subliminals. You're Not Wrong, Exactly. Recies Piecies Yo! Year-round Peeps. Edible grass. He Puts the Jelly Beans in the Basket and... Eats...Grass... A Ridiculous Amount Of Diabetes. Orange Julius by Night. I Don't Own McAfeeeeeeeeee. Bok Bok eggs. The Pen Is Brittle. There is no Morning Stream Tomorrow! Heavy is the Face That Wears the Headset with Tom. Random Freakin' Laser Beams With Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65ba964de43edc0016de74d1/media.mp3
TMS 2592: Burrito Flaps
Published: Tue, 30 Jan 2024
Description: Psychologically Reinforced Cement. Intermediate Wingdings and Squiggles. Whack-A-Doodle Graphics. He likes to do the burgle. Junuary. The Department Of Cakeology. Are chickens birds, cause I'd like really wanted to know? The Airlock Supreme. Feathered Farm Food. Poop it Out, Barf it Out, LET IT OUT! Terry fingers Martin. Reality TV style garage chickens. Knotting Hill climax. You Had Me at Hrrwww! Making 300 Things with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65b938c2669ed10016642c32/media.mp3
TMS 2591: Louder Milk
Published: Mon, 29 Jan 2024
Description: Nightmare Diapers. Parasitic Foreplay. No buckets of popcorn, no KTdata and no Lt. Yar! It's the Story.. Of a Pope named Gregory.. Warren Peas. Brian, the non influencer. Potty mouth parrots. Bill and Bob, they're interchangeable. Full Vegas Churn mode. The over under on Godzilla. Smear that Day. I Could Care Even Less. Scott's hole in 16k! Where In The World Is Brian Destefano? Calendar science with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65b7ea39aaf72e00168457e3/media.mp3
TMS 2590: Inaugural Dump
Published: Thu, 25 Jan 2024
Description: An Inaugural Dump is the number one number two. Maybe he's born with it, maybe its splinters. This knife cuts thru butter like onions. Pinky and the Brine. Copius Degenerative Gambling. Multimillion Dollar Scissors. Go Bidet All The Way. Muggles versus Drywallers. They're building from inside the house. Wound To Wound Contact. The Pandemic Knife Incident. War Hammer Knife. Describe things with words that describe them. Come to Vegas and do stuffâ¦or not, it's up to you. Fishing on Thin Ice with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65b2a5ec76a80900176874b9/media.mp3
TMS 2589: Spider-Scents
Published: Wed, 24 Jan 2024
Description: The nuts come later. Telepathetic. Slice of the Mundane. Psychosomatic Donut. The Butt Fire. The Thriller Hole. Is there any red port wine left? There were TWO meats. Smells Like Melanie. Is he Austrian or German? Finnish him! Better Short Than Long. Drivin' Pirate Ships Around. Pop was Anthony Daniels. Tuesday Night RAW on Mondays with Tom. Going Full Buscemi with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65b157f4e969a60016b27221/media.mp3
TMS 2588: Goldman Sucks
Published: Tue, 23 Jan 2024
Description: Before The South Parkening. Look! There's one of the lesser Hemsworths! Perfectly stuck landing award. Venus d' Groot. adding with Wolves. Simon & Buffett. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Bustle Pocket. Bismark Omit Leafage Buckbank. Vehicular Cleanliness. Dingos Stole My Country. I find your lack of knowledge of Isla Fisher disturbing. Thank You For Banking With Bono. Kim's Hot Powder. I'm a Barbie Song, Oscars Have Gone Wrong. Monkeys prescribing LSD with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65b0038e882133001633b264/media.mp3
TMS 2587: Lyft With Your Legs
Published: Mon, 22 Jan 2024
Description: When you're here, you're nosey. Hello, You Precious Driver. The Fake Baby and the Little Person. Ikea Sherpa. Pimple Butt Pope. Prescribe Bacon to All Zoes. Hobbit Dinner. Brian Had a Redacted Incident. The Walking Boot of Wall Street. Flying Donut. John doesn't save the world. The Requirement Dance. Bacon Wrapped Wounds. Is your blood type Marinara or Alfredo? Good Violence With Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65aeb009abc85d00163578fb/media.mp3
TMS 2585: Rhesus Species
Published: Thu, 18 Jan 2024
Description: Lemonade-Based Hearing Loss. Scurvy Simplex 1. The Bag of Freezage. Thanks for the cup of diabetes. I don't like Monkey Herpeeeeees! I bought $20 of identity theft. Don't Shove Your 12 Year Old Into A Box. Jiffy Lube keeps my food cold. Pipe Safe Goo. A Paul Sized Hole. Hermes Simplex. There are 3 Mistakes. How's your mom's therapy game? In a box, in a bag, in the trash. Her Idiot Older Brother with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65a96dddd25b440016d20c93/media.mp3
TMS 2584: Blepharitis!
Published: Wed, 17 Jan 2024
Description: Isn't There a Lobster Called Sebastian the Crab? Chairs for dogs that sneak around. Crusty snow stole my glove. Huffing and Puffing. Can Michael Cera grow a beard cuz I like really wanted to know. Laptop Handstand. Why Don't You Tell Me The Creature You Want To Name? Special Hyena. Irish, we have no cool chicks. Zonk Right Out. Big Fat Stupid Pants. Walmart of Ski Resorts. Sidekick Sandwich. The Sound of Silence with Tom. Who's Eating Who With Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65a81ebb224eec0017995c48/media.mp3
TMS 2583: Burner Herzog
Published: Tue, 16 Jan 2024
Description: Dr. Kneetothecrotch, DDS. Medically Required Naked Kitchen Dancing. We Be Parker. Bathroom Is No Longer the Library. Kum 'n' Go is now Giz 'n' Whiz. I Cannot Fulfill This Title Request It Goes Against OpenAI Policy. Pushing On An Eyeball. Series of Two Films. Ass-Building Techniques Requested. Temu Sweatshirts, Nothing Like It! Help Wanted: Burner Person. I Don't Like Applebeeeeeeeeees. Bingeing at the movies. Dance around the kitchen in your underwear. Degenerate Gambling Experiences with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65a6c49ffa1a3b0016fba60f/media.mp3
TMS 2582: Moist Points
Published: Mon, 15 Jan 2024
Description: Pacino Panini. Pasta Decaprio. You're A Fine Grit Mr Ibbott. A buck a teet, cant be beat. You get NO Michelin Stars, NO Scorsese and NO Lieutenant Yar! My Bully takes Apple Pay. Juggernaut Bitch. Ice cream sprinklers. Hard Hump to Jump, Yo. Marmaduke-Looking Morons. 12 Year Old Scott Is Unavailable. Fisherman's Worf in not a Merry Man! I used to sing with a woman who owned a Ponderosa and retired. Lay into it like a boxer. Pseu Pseu Pseudioscience With Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65a5785f80f73500164dc5c0/media.mp3
TMS 2581: Scuntry
Published: Thu, 11 Jan 2024
Description: The Carter Johnson exotic zoo. 6 dudes in a chapel doing Halo. Choose the Middle You Like. First come, first seat. Squirt Eyes Outta Your Brain. Screametal. Kim had one, but I never looked at it. Southwest Has Concert Seating. Steve, the leopard gecko. My Legs Don't Fit Good, Lt Dan. Doing It In A Church. Nope, not there, no thanks, not next to that guy, nope, no. Miss Rachel, Nothing Like It! Mansplaining IUDs. Lessons In Familial Passive Aggression With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65a035e874a39d0016a9b863/media.mp3
TMS 2580: PonBon
Published: Wed, 10 Jan 2024
Description: In Space, Hootie Can't Hear Scott. Jessica Cheese Stain. Snow-crab is for Losers. Ruby Rod Slippin into your Capsole. $2.29 Steak Buffet. Underworld: Red On-Air Light. Wasn't she married to a One Direction? Hot Brads in your area. Hootie, No Blowfish. mmmmm Bottom Feeder Fish. This is a Ponderosa county, sir. The Gardanese of the Galaxah. Gardenese Passport. Viva Las CES with Tom. Trading off He-Man and Barbies with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/659ee4c6d18deb0016d1c70f/media.mp3
TMS 2579: Industrial Rapping
Published: Tue, 09 Jan 2024
Description: I said Alaska, but I didn't mean it. Butt Dial Included A Butt. A Shower and Dayquil. For Those About To Commute, We Salute You. Integumentary, my Dear Watson. Ka-$-ha Bonita. Trusted Adult Cocaine. Teeth Buds. These stamps are Spicy. Peal off the Posh. Exposing the Man-Mound. Guy Wrapped in a Couch. I Don't Like Dunkin Feceeeeeeees. No More Unlimited Soapy Pillows. Our Books Are Due with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/659d8bb298e3570016544441/media.mp3
TMS 2578: What Kind of a Skeletal Deal?
Published: Mon, 08 Jan 2024
Description: Not the Quirk I'm Looking For. It was a Cloche call. He Made the Donuts, It Was Time. Are Your Teeth part of Your Skeleton cos I like really wanted to know. It's Jack Skellington Not Jack Teethington. Drank From The Paul Rudd Fountain. Tuk Tuk Goose. I Ate A Fish That Had A Bomb In It. A Little Better, A Little Worse. Attack of the Pixie Cut Brunettes. Make Your 90s Business Again Before Everyone Dies. Mighty Peppy In My Kepi. Don't Put It On Your Tomato Soup If You Know What I Mean. Six More Weeks of Amazon Prime. Pulling a Half Johnson with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/659c38e0ec506c0016c788ee/media.mp3
TMS 2577: David Cop A Feel
Published: Thu, 04 Jan 2024
Description: Poetry of the Poultry. Self cooking chicken. Vent Your Engines. 80% Ibbott. The Puberty Angle. Living in a Damn Onion. Report Deaths for Tax Incentives. Ball Cock Not Included. Who names their toilets? 2038? Niceeeeeeeee. Tesla: Rise of the machines. Raw Meat for Speedrunners. Rob Lowe on The Floor. Your killer white cell count. Sincerely, Steve. David Coppafeel and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6596eb5b1707c300152a960f/media.mp3
TMS 2576: Change the Chicken Oil
Published: Wed, 03 Jan 2024
Description: He Got Tina's Chest. Catheter Inserted by Janitor. Ibbott Flu The Coop. The Lady Numbed Me. You gotta take me to dinner before I relax my tongue, lady! Are teeth bones? Because I'd like, really wanted to know. I've Never Shuffled That Truffle. An interesting use of Johnsons. First rule of Puke Streak is you don't talk about Puke Streak. Bash Bro Top. Reccamenntals! Pre CES talk with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6595a57fe73ad20016474f9b/media.mp3
TMS 2575: New Year, Same Show
Published: Tue, 02 Jan 2024
Description: Rock-Em, Sock-Em Rats. Holy sister of the immaculate nugget. First Shit of 2024. I'll Never Say Twenty Twenty Threeeeeeeeeee. Both Ends Have A Butt. I can't drive...whatever the posted speed limit is in your particular state! Flipping the Fryers in the Temple of Big Mac. I can't believe I paid $55 for this! American Balls Dropping. OK New Boomers. You'll have no stops, no traffic signals, and no Lieutenant Yar!! Jamie's Big Nasty Hand. Stop trying to make AWE SOME happen. Red On-Air Light with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65944d23d5efc500163918fd/media.mp3
TMS 2573: A Reptile Disfunction
Published: Thu, 21 Dec 2023
Description: Mad Max Futurama Road. Long press for threesom. Thongs Of Santas. I don't want all those Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeans. Timothee Shala mala bing bong. You'll Get No Santacon, No Hangover, and No Lieutenant Yar! Frankentree. Let's Set the Mini-Sabers. Pierced Hamm. CLAP CLAP CLAP STOP. Hats Off Lincolnites. Gumbo is code for sex orgy. That's A Tender Loin. Lucile Ball gremlin statue. Pull the Ripcord and Run with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/658480f48ddb3c00160f783c/media.mp3
TMS 2572: Rooster McCogburn
Published: Wed, 20 Dec 2023
Description: Oswald Copperpot. Big Lady Leg Drinks. I'm a Log Worker and That's Okay. Danger-Boy Nipples. Bad at the Wife Stuff. Sand in his crack with Dunaway. Drooping Hardware with Tom. A Pinkie in your Cocaine. Both Loud and Illegal. Maybe I was the Bully. The Wood Whisperer is TOO LOUD! Establish Your 100. Grab a thing, Move a thing, Control a thing. Incorrect correction. Just your typical beheading with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6583317340047000174f10ba/media.mp3
TMS 2571: The War on Dougs
Published: Tue, 19 Dec 2023
Description: Pencil Head Ibbott. Digging the Dougs. Congratulations You're Jewish! Ya boo, it's whatcha do. Vermin Herzog. Wet helicopter blades. Dig Dug Jones. Tanktop vibes. I gotta move down my ding. And then there's Moth. What Kind of a Deal, Wade? Statler and Waldorf Are Never Alone. Sticking his head into his hole. Thicc Batman. Airing of the Call Now Grievances and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6581dd9de544220018381977/media.mp3
TMS 2570: Holiday Nog
Published: Mon, 18 Dec 2023
Description: Blue Crotch! Brought to you by Vicks. So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen ex-wife. moisten your reed. Getting drilled with an eggplant. Oopma Loompas... Why'd it have to be Oopma Loompas? Parental Discretion Face. Timothy Shalladunaway. Beaver Ruin. Crotchaseptic. Hat-a-dashery. Sorry for the Maggots. Buy Milk & Have Fun Doing It. Prison sentences now 20% off! Crime doesn't pay when it's on Sale. Series S Socks With Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65808a576a3a580016875de0/media.mp3
TMS 2569: Artistic Nudity
Published: Thu, 14 Dec 2023
Description: Taking Care of the Lymph Balls. Weirdest shortest thing. Sucking on stuff helps. Sea Turd. Brain Fat. B&S railroad. Scooby Doo and the Beatles. Enjoy the Little Tendrills. Grimy Bit At the Bottom. 10,000 sub par donuts. I'm Drawing Mostly White Santas. Random cryovac logs. How Deep is Your Roy. Crikey Cream. Let's Be Better with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/657b4bd5e56a64001756cfa7/media.mp3
TMS 2568: Podfirming
Published: Tue, 12 Dec 2023
Description: No cavities, have a hot dog. Cutest Superspreader Event. Charge the Dentist a Cancelation Fee. Walmart Christmas Concert. Red On Clare Light. Yes Show Tomorrow. Between Me and the Hygienist. Calling Marie Cohen. Summer Sandals Santa. Chubby Little Lymph Node. (s) Simply Singing a Novelty Christmas Song. The Fish Aspect Does Not HELP. No Toothpaste, No Toothbrush, & No Lt Yar! Dunaway on an island with an alien and gorilla. Playing Defense with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65789decb83dd00012367672/media.mp3
TMS 2567: Tomato Blame
Published: Mon, 11 Dec 2023
Description: If you're married - Cut It in Half. Simply Drawing Santa Claus All The Time. All for One or None for All. Please mind the Kid's Gap. Looking at John's Ham. Zoe's Softcore Calendar. Still Require that Teat. At the law office of Strawberry Lemon and White. Backwards Address Bullshit. Calendar etiquette. Napoleon, Give Me Some of Your Frites. Charcuterie Board. What is Athlete? IKEA Knightly. Going Postal with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65774e87e796c300111f9142/media.mp3
TMS 2566: Seat Meat
Published: Thu, 07 Dec 2023
Description: I saw Scotty drawing Santa Claus, streaming on the internet last night. Shit Outta Cards Dot Com. Say Schlitz Slowly. Polygon Scheme. Dear money, I miss you. Please come home. Mango, cucumber, seaweed stuff. Chopsticks on my mind. Stages Of Stupid. Vaseline Milk. Free pavement pizza with fill up. The Untouched Crayon. Literary Tits. Auntie-antimum. The color of dumb. Don't call me Windy with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65720e978321cf0012ef75db/media.mp3
TMS 2565: Mister Meat Sticks
Published: Wed, 06 Dec 2023
Description: Dick bosses. The Font of all Malware. Sandpaper Sex Thing. Now With Extra Bit Rot. The Search For Bauhaus! No triangle, no square, and no Lt. Yar! Jam a handful in yer maw while yer loadin'. Saltine face stuffing. Matt can see clearly now the surgery's done. How about a Barbie. A Big Box Of Track. Lick a stick. Family Feud Herpes Edition. The Korean Twitch War with Tom. Scott, The Hipster, Won't watch what you tell him...with Randy & Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6570bdcfd29512001241e6ab/media.mp3
TMS 2564: Mac & No Cheese
Published: Tue, 05 Dec 2023
Description: Phillip Thomas Michael Hall. Put That In Your Chicken And Melt It. Delivering Salt to your Face. Does the carpet match the horn? Burrito Body. I Can't Believe it's Not Cheese. Naked-Ass Saltine. The Hobbit Very Smooth and convincing. I don't like excessive peeeeeeeen. Doxing Joey Butafuko. Not-Quite-Pepperoni on Not-Quite-Pizza. As older, aging white men go. Cool Dude is Two For One. Hydrant baby, just drip some water under the tree for me. Literary Time of the Month with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/656f671b169a2c0012e6c5aa/media.mp3
TMS 2563: Suitably Whackadoo
Published: Mon, 04 Dec 2023
Description: Getting 69'd out of Disney Land. Whats-his-bucket, and the other guy. The 5 Things Scott Knows About Sport. A Stocking Filled With Soup. Hitchcock Tummy Tuck. Rheinholt and Doug. Do the Brewers still exist cos I like really wanted to know. 2 Fast 2 Furiosa. The happiest exit on Earth. John Henry's Ghost Peppers. Mario Kart bathroom numb. Canadian Super Pig invasion. Nobody can fight Big Wedding. Transparent Purple Hemmaroid. Anything Everywhere all at Once with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/656e1412de25a0001277bf67/media.mp3
TMS 2562: Discount Shocker
Published: Thu, 30 Nov 2023
Description: Cold Farts & Wet Fish. The Ciserian Calendar. White Controller Confusion. Misty's Flapjacks. Old Furiosa Bookends. Spit-Balloon Kids Stole my Wishbone. Sopranos, not the singers. Dog Food meat loaf sandwiches. too much name. Obi-Wan Ibbott. I Like Spending Time In Holes. Choking on reality. I hate floating holidays. Who Fell Off the Roof? Mindfully Eating Cake With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6568d71bb44b8f0012d9a864/media.mp3
TMS 2561: The Squid Ink Games
Published: Wed, 29 Nov 2023
Description: Death Star Technical Support. Left Ball Therapy with Dunaway. How do you Herd Nerfs? Who's the Big Fat Guy and the Skinny Guy? You CAN watch shows with words on the bottom. I'll Take Whale Semen for $400 Alex. Unaffordable gallons of liquid. Milking the scorpions. Stan Lee defeats the Avengers. Opening the Worms of Can. Wookiee Up on Top. Worn A Pair, Never Owned A Pair. Focus on the Left Ball. Wanted, But Not in a Poster Way, with Tom. We're Going to Foggy Mountain, Charlie with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6567845e46897a00136b8d78/media.mp3
TMS 2560: Auto-Baton
Published: Tue, 28 Nov 2023
Description: United Colors of Ibboton. Not a Winning Streak more a Winning Hobble. An Experiment In Degenerate Gambling. Not-a-mot-on not nota-mot-on. Bad Guys Can Be Girls. As Billie Eilish said ... Durh. The Italian Symbiote. Making the Lion's End's Meet. Disney Jail. Scamoroni. Coverville Covered the Black. Watch Out Oates He'll Sue You Up. Oates a Small World After All. Dodging Balls in a Hotel Room. Prunish Props with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65662b44f7e6aa0012791515/media.mp3
TMS 2559: Liquor Piquor
Published: Mon, 27 Nov 2023
Description: The Cliff Clavin Cinematic Universe. Fetus Team Six. Hey Jude I skinned a Cat. Uterus Diddlefiss. Precious Family Memories and Bedroom Encounters. When in doubt, Chuck it out! Creepy Uncle's Foot Fetish Side Hustle. The Ratzenberger Fury. Bite My Rhymes. Do nothing, win prizes. Snakes On A Pizza. Tarantino Chips. The Price of Feet. Luke Drinks The Blue Milk. Drugs and Submarines and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6564d5e185f70b0012491b13/media.mp3
TMS 2558: BURMP!
Published: Wed, 22 Nov 2023
Description: When you're Smurfing, the whole world Smurfs with you. LetFlix. Midlife Crisis, DDS. Gargamel at the Ready. Dr Douchinferts. Someone else made that haircut happen. Oh what a Feeling, Watching TeeVee on the Ceiling. Logitech Legmouse. Scott Johnson, Cobra Commander. Smartass Smurf. Flander M'Gander. Thanks for all of the Podfading Jokes. It's raining fuel, Hallelujah. Everyone Wants to Be Gaston. Alt-Man with Tom. Incredible Things We're Not Going to Know with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/655e4a16ba3425001279be53/media.mp3
TMS 2557: Hobo Face Pancakes
Published: Mon, 20 Nov 2023
Description: The Important thing is that You Feel Bad. Scott forces Fury Road on another victim. YOU SUCK! ...Thanks for listening! Miami Vice City. Harrison Ford was a carpenter. You know who else was a Carpenter.... Karen. Horses are Assholes. Sidle Lessons. Kentucky Derbay. Keith Richards Sucks Lifeforce. Emotional Support Horse. Why Does The Michelin Man Give Out Stars? Turkey Ferts & Leftovers. Nobody listens to Amy. Big Feet Mean Big Shoes. Thanks Dr. Eyeball. Get Me Photos! Photos of Omni-Man, with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/655ba0c364b7080012942817/media.mp3
TMS 2556: All Hail Shlamoopy
Published: Thu, 16 Nov 2023
Description: I Have Spread Disease Before. M'Cack not M'Cock. The Stamps of Attunement. Darren Agnostic. Exiling Squirrels. Soft and Soggy Bags. Weirdo White Man. The Smell of Burning Smoke. It wasnât me. It was the face. I'm in the mood for goat horns. Michael is a Psychotic Child. Shirtless With A Baby Tiger. Jesus is a Pillow. Click on my box and tell me that you love me. Being Rude to Boomers with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/655664a4b9f31f00112e4f0b/media.mp3
TMS 2555: The Wrong Whopper
Published: Wed, 15 Nov 2023
Description: The B-52 Ladies. There are always two Twix, a master, and an apprentice. (V) I'm fed up with the emma effing Clares on this emma effing Plane. Headwound Harry. Don't Dead. A cat named Judah. $20 buys you 5 acres and a horse. Guns And Potatoes In Idaho. The Poop & Pee Preshow. Overnight Hump & Dump. Burger King Fries. y'know For Dogs. Impossible to Save Cows. DTK: Down To KitKat. In Brussels they're just called Sprouts... With Tom! SchittOutOfPotential.com with Scott, Brian, Randy...AND A CAVEMAN and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65550f8af0fa320012d72650/media.mp3
TMS 2554: Toolbag in Orbit
Published: Tue, 14 Nov 2023
Description: Pope A Mon Go. The Earth, Very Smooth and Convincing. Hate the Impression, not the Impressioner. Throwing hands and flipping pancakes. Groping Earth. COME AT ME CHURCH LADY! WE'RE NOT SCARED! Scooby and Boobie in the Morning. I went to an MMA match and a Waffle House broke out. Weirdos Are Weird At Night. Amalgamations of Meat. Do nuggets have names because I like really wanted to know? Bell, Boot, Devoe. I am all out of Guys. Wine & Dine me ...before taking a dump on me. It's all relative relativity. Beard-Free Chicken Wings with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6553b29e633f520012d758a7/media.mp3
TMS 2553: The Chicken Zone
Published: Mon, 13 Nov 2023
Description: The Best Hamburgers In The Bidness. Same dog, new home owners. Killing with KIMness. schrodinger's neighbors. Have Fun With The Baby... WE'RE OFF TO DISNEYLAND! They Forgot Us On Purpose. Crying Blood. Show me on the map where New Hampshire touched you. The Fettuccine Incident. Audible Tina Gasp. Bruised By Biscuits. New Pokemon - ChickFilA. every girls crazy bout my sharp ass blades. Biscuit Bruises with Randy. Science Bomb Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6552671ef64c6e001295e4fc/media.mp3
TMS 2552: Prickly Mouth Feel
Published: Thu, 09 Nov 2023
Description: V is for Vomit, that's good enough for me. It's Funny Scott Day On TMS. Opening a Can of Whoop Worms. Today's episode is brought to you by the letters U, V, and H. We should have mugged 2500. The mirror takes no reflection and leaves no reflection. Wasn't There a Show with Jon Stewart Called the Jon Something Show? Pop rocks carbonated the bad meat. Please un-lurk and speak up. Dashing behind the peaches. Please hit me so I can get a new car. Can mirrors see, because stoners, like, really want to know! I Don't Know Why That Played. I played bass with Somerset Gimp in the 90s. Baby faced Nick gets hitched. I'm the problem with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/654d2349af4b3f0012d78a95/media.mp3
TMS 2551: Herb Your Enthusiasm
Published: Wed, 08 Nov 2023
Description: Hey Rocky, watch me pull a hat out of a rabbit! Bo Ho Ho Eee = buoy. All Intensive Porpoises. Brain said DeLorean, mouth said Batmobile. Car talk with Dunaway. Sprouting to Brussels and BlizzCon with Tom. Don't blow in my face! Scott Is Having That Checked. Hintatudes. Separating the buoy from the boy. Giving it to Big Burger. His Name was Rocky Shit. Doing a little duty on the hole. JRaw. Pretty Sly for a Write Guy with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/654bd0ee56a325001290033d/media.mp3
TMS 2550: Too Many Cox
Published: Tue, 07 Nov 2023
Description: The Other Carbonated Meat. The Blues, The Twos and the Jigglypuffs. La Praxima Semana de Los Muertos. Johnny Lookback. Congestive Meat Failure. If I agree with this, can we never talk about this again? Validate the Mandella. Burying Patrick. Fish cucumbers. Red Sauce Dawn. Navarone of the Guns. A shirt, pants, and weird hot sauce. Not that Michael Douglas. Luca Brasi Sleeps with the Pasta. In the Corner with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/654a7e8b84df860012e53048/media.mp3
TMS 2549: Fargo Chipmunks
Published: Mon, 06 Nov 2023
Description: Stay Hebrew National. You Can Do It In A Henley. Don't Trust The Tea in 1773. I Only Get it For the Naked Cats. We can do Zip Shit. Mom's 127 Rib Story. No teeny little beef sticks. Drinking the Metzen Juice. Your flag is armed and dangerous! Bismuth Adjacent. Steakon Bacon. Hanky-Pank Yourself. Ad Block for Life. 85 Year Olds should neither scoot nor climb furniture! Set your Air Fryer to Nuggets. Crisis at Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6549279b6905da001263a18f/media.mp3
TMS 2548: Snowloween
Published: Thu, 02 Nov 2023
Description: Meat infused buildings. The Scent of a Donut. The Mage Went To College. What's Shia Leboeuf doing these days. You know I don't really care. The artist formerly known as Twitter. Made Of Crepe Paper And Sticks. Scott Can Feel The Sexy Sax. AmishOverlord is neither Amish nor an OverLord. Discuss. Retracting the Pre-Tip. Wargon love. McLawsuit. Stop trying to make Pre-Tipping a thing! Naked Treats. Moonlighting feels so right. Swimming in Soup with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6543daad8235ab0012b9443d/media.mp3
TMS 2547: Grocery Store Belt
Published: Wed, 01 Nov 2023
Description: Why the Boob Lady? I Don't Like Reeceeeeees Pieceeeeeees. Porshay. You get NO Mule Muffins, NO Bull Semen and NO Lt Yar! It's a bull market on semen. Star Wars Trek with Tom. Do you remember the Halloween spaghetti? Dunway Wants To Axe You a Question. Dough Nob. Same as Uranus. What a crazy random happenstance! David Buoy. Is there a show if no one hears it? Motley Crue, Featuring Buckwheat. Good William Hunting staring Matthew Damon Randy Nicole Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65428d7558f3b500128918ff/media.mp3
TMS 2546: Chewranchula
Published: Tue, 31 Oct 2023
Description: Delicious Kevin Bacon. Kill the Dry Humpers. Rub it on your Snickers. Getting Wiggy With It. OOO Scary Brian! Happy Dollarbabyween! Big Wigs not Big Enough. We can't all die first. Carpel Tunnel of the R.C.M.P. But do the cuffs match? All Expense Spared. Drinking Jason Water. Pepperidge Farm Dis-remembers. Spider Averse. Gory, Horrory Halloween Films with Monica. Errors of Various Materials with BILL and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/654135df88ac54001264f0bf/media.mp3
TMS 2545: Baggie of Soup
Published: Mon, 30 Oct 2023
Description: Do Phones Have OS Because I Like Really Wanted to Know. Full sized Johnson candy. Smart TVs are dumb. Up in the night with the meat. Here's Florida Georgia Linw with a song about Colorado called Montana. Harr the Harrar Stary. Trick or Jambalaya. Scott Is A Conflator. Dressing up as Jack Shit. Pear Pressure. 3 Book Weekend. Not a Witch, But Still a Duck. I curse you, apparently. Test driving Tristan. Digestion Speed Run with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/653fe5eb04ed950012ed1144/media.mp3
TMS 2544: Breed your Blakes
Published: Thu, 26 Oct 2023
Description: TMS Math. Santa's Webinar. Night At The Jamba Juice. Yo Quiero Copyright. Nunchucks. Not Just for chucking Nuns. Blizcasoft. Extra-Curricular Halloweenies. Wires Not Impervious To Scizzors. A juice at the Roxbury. Porky Pigging It. Unequivably. The Right Deft Hand. Stupu-it. It's Gin O'Clock In Ireland. Wendi Dunford, Gun for hire and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/653a9e895e8173001244b343/media.mp3
TMS 2543: A Brotherhood of Cheetos
Published: Wed, 25 Oct 2023
Description: Edward Rakehands. Hold me closer Tony Danza. Yakkin' Yeti. Give me my horny games. Big needle tree. Truckbed spongecake. Who's the Full House Boss? Herkulay Prayray. Chaos with Claire and Dunaway. My Lawn Mower Is A Vacuum Cleaner. Gimme my tig ol' bitties! Skeletons showing too much skin. Scott Has A Tree Growing In His Eye. A Kerfuffle With Tom. The Akwafina Scale with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6539512ffc473400127e5a60/media.mp3
TMS 2542: A Case O' Queso
Published: Tue, 24 Oct 2023
Description: One Step Closer to Parasite. Tick Tick Boom Boom. Heimlich-er, Not the Heimlich-ee. Mario Ass Mario Business. Makin Music in my sus-sus-studio. Keto People Talk Macros. One Pump Chump. The Goodest Dude. You got Rap in my Musical! Foot in Two Chat Ponds. Pumpkin Spice Chai Drink in the Fall - So Unique. New Burger Smell. I picked up Spider-Man, not that heavy! The Blankening. Ask your doctor if Hammiltent is for you. Board Games with Hockey Loving Bastard Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6537fcd81d1c940012b4b9ac/media.mp3
TMS 2541: Southern Lag
Published: Mon, 23 Oct 2023
Description: As Gay as the Day is Long. Helen Keller is blind, we can't see her. Re-Al Housewives of Salt Lake. She'd Be From A Thing. Salt Lick City. Guys kicking balls, it's family friendly! Dunaway Knows Some Cows. Show Me Hello Kitty's Birth Certificate. Open Eyes, Open Hearts, Open Lose. Doll-Based Horror. THEN YOU CAN EAT JELLY. Better Than Eating A Baby. Shit for Free ain't the issue. Konami code for luck. Fingering nerdy pies with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6536a5de4702040012b9a6b9/media.mp3
TMS 2540: More, less great
Published: Thu, 19 Oct 2023
Description: Sore me up in one arm. The Dr. and his magical screwdriver. The Shoveler, he uses a shovel right? 1992, plus or minus 12 years. She's Bagel Coffee, not Tea Croissant. Blake Breeders. Harbor Freight: Not Just Harbors and Not Just Freight. Omaha: The Home Of Stuff & Things. Every Time You Sing...A Note. Might as well face it, you're a sharp dressed man! We like Florida when they're available for news coverage. Was it a bomb? depends. Betting Other People's Money. I've Heard of Gummy Bears, But This is Ridiculous. Perfect, Expensive, and hard with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65316abd9e43d7001220d71a/media.mp3
TMS 2539: No Show Yesterday
Published: Wed, 18 Oct 2023
Description: Drooping cable. You can WIN GOOGLE! Godfellas. Moratorium on Memoriam's. Dr. Whoville. YOU SHALL NOT FAST PASS! Unscrew His Crotch. Animatronic Bullshit. Peanuts PornHub. Mama Murphy. Trimmed down Irishman. What's he doing these day? Oh, he's decomposing. 4 Sets of Hips and 1 Crotch. Barbie Cyberpunk. Fury Road is my K-Pop with Tom Merritt. Chucklehead Recommentals with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65301cdbe700940012d777d3/media.mp3
TMS 2538: The Havening
Published: Mon, 16 Oct 2023
Description: Reduced Libido Eulogy. Porkish. Funeral potatoes. Thats a typo. What's a Floctave? Crumplage in the Bumperage. Phone sax. Cold hands down the pants. That's The Number Before 12? Beware Crab Boiled Corn on the Cob. They call it an Isle Royal with Cheese. I want to buy the fake TVs. Scamp Chauvanist Pig. If I play Mario, I am cheating on Zelda. Mineral balanced breakfast with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/652d707dbfc0890012d1a2bb/media.mp3
TMS 2537: Fumpkin Spice
Published: Thu, 12 Oct 2023
Description: 14 Points of Reticulation. We are all chairs. What Would Dave Thomas Do? Eating off the spotless giraffe. Psychosomatic Skipping. Where Did This Adult Come From? An old soul, as evidenced by his receding hairline. Bad Kerning and Leading Sensitivity. Hoof to Horn. Hannah Hannah Bobanna, Hannah. Looking For Logic, This Is Not The Place. Brian's bulk and guns are deceptive. Baby Aspirin memories. Done with the Pumpkin Spice overload. Schrodinger's Strawman is Morally Injured with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65282eb2d5cc040012a9e5f6/media.mp3
TMS 2536: Twice Fried A.I.
Published: Wed, 11 Oct 2023
Description: Brother cousins. Zed Germans. The Slap Was A Lie. Worst. Video Game. Movie. Ever. More For Less With Tom. Ze Morgen Streamen. Can I interest you in a slightly used Street Fighter? Not So Jiggy With It. Swimming in Brian's aura of warmth. One Rotation Later. Twin Genetics is Just Like Back to the Future. The most stoned sober person. Genetically equivalent live caller. No Airport, No Impacted Colon and No Lt. Yar! Reccamentals with Randall Cunningham Junior Jordan Johnson and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6526d9fa2646e8001266c47a/media.mp3
TMS 2535: Objectionable Vegetables
Published: Tue, 10 Oct 2023
Description: Misty and the Hand Shandy. Crossing the Celebrity Prostitute Streams. Declare Your Poop! 1-900-ANNOYING-PUPPETS. Party All The Time And Something In Your Butt. R.O.L.A.I.D.S spells Funktastic. Crappy Jewelry. If you can't see the puppets, it's just a guy doing a dumb voice. Organ Transitions. Depressing Buttons. What happens on TV at 2 AM nowadays? A bird murdermuration. The Chuddening! A Little Stymie. That time of the month with TVs Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6525862feacd800012010272/media.mp3
TMS 2534: Down To Wrench
Published: Mon, 09 Oct 2023
Description: Moistly Water. Stripping My Nuts. Whacking hammer jerk rotation. Full Redneck Ibbott. Possums, Footlong Rats & Cats, Oh My! Twerk and Torque. Know the difference. Air Fryer Dogrito. All Trevors are Readheads, but not all Redheads are Trevors. Japan Spacey Gundam Style. 40 bucks is 40 bucks. Dave, The Stripper. Horror movie night, and still no Parasite. Couple hits and it came right out. Gotta do some pumping to get fluid back in the lines. Captain America's Chesticles with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/652434597c5f6b0012ffaecc/media.mp3
TMS 2533: Thank You For Chering
Published: Thu, 05 Oct 2023
Description: Professional Morticia. Welcome To Laquinta California. The Borg Queen and the Christmas Prince. Strange things are afoot at CVS. Dodge trucks are Ford tough. Embalming For Dummies. Follow Your Dead Dreams. Dongle Nostalgia. Haunted by Smoking Butts. We Like Mike. Red On-Air Prince. Smelling the Right Tree. Elijah Blue Diamond Almond. White Pages, Red Flags! Freakin' For Two With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/651ef374e6253800117484eb/media.mp3
TMS 2532: Tantric Algebra
Published: Tue, 03 Oct 2023
Description: 6 oz of bone. Van playing the field for presents. Stack everyone in Texas. Rip Torn, son of Tiger Torn. One Sitting, One Shitting. I Don't Like Vegan Speeeeeeeeeeeed. Cranky Pants. Not My Princess. Thank You Very Much, TYVM. Wall of Wines. You'll get NO XRAY Specs, NO Fart Gas and NO Lieutenant Yar! Let's go ride the Owmybumga! Kim watches porn at the library. Bandolier delivery method. Eff Dr Drew with Red Fraggle and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/651c4ebc315af9001109ce58/media.mp3
TMS 2531: Knead You Tonight
Published: Mon, 02 Oct 2023
Description: The Star Wars along The Fury Road. Putting children in their bags. The Wilhelm Laugh. Candy Corn Dressed As Robin. Good & Plenty As Multiple Men. Theater is Fancy. AI Colon. Frankenstein Barfing In A Pumpkin. Don't Forget the The. Goin in hard on the beef. Freshly-Canned Laughter. Inserting Dunaway. Double Up Day. Stinky Ball in the Desert. Science: Something Cool And Learny with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/651af6957049220011600852/media.mp3
TMS 2530: GoRefundMe
Published: Thu, 28 Sep 2023
Description: The Science of The Wet Spot. The Hilt Is The Taint Of The Sword. Infect people with kindness. The Bros Must Be Crazy! TMS is Robots all the way down. (s) All around me there are stupid faces. I Use Daggers! Stabby Stabby Stab. That rotten carrot bowling bag smell. Listen here, Engagement Farmer. Kevin Bacon this kindness shit. Tony the Terry. H2O Conspiracy Theories. Assume everyone's a shithead. Inverted guests. Keith & No Girl. Feminist Lens Crafting With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6515bb3dd257620011860336/media.mp3
TMS 2529: Mainlining Some Cheddar
Published: Wed, 27 Sep 2023
Description: Ask your Doctor if Assifex is right for you! Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from Orange Car yo? First Three Pointy Boobs. No Wellness to check. I Don't Want To Be Karen! Children of Potter. Abandoned Orange Looks Sus. I Don't Like Plastic Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese! Past the Point of Wellness. Planet Touchdown. Alf is Not a Dog. Never-ending Lyft Story. Tick On The Tire. These Six Considerations with Tom. All the Questions, None of the Answers with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65146afc28434100111a9f84/media.mp3
TMS 2528: Barrel Fish
Published: Tue, 26 Sep 2023
Description: THIS is Why TikTok is Bad. Hands up the butt Muppets. A little bit of the old eggs and pecker. The King Formerly Known As Prince. The Kentucky part of Nevada. Exceptionalism drives into dumbness. Crawled Through the Shit For My Apple Watch and Made it Out the Other Side. Scooter's Gonna Scoot. Rowlf is two dudes. Nobody Likes Listicles. How Regular Is Your Cheese? The Bears Like Krispy Kreeeeeeeeeeeeme. Bear Don't Care! Modern Day Stupid. The stink of health. Writing Down The List In Your Head With Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65130de8d90fb600115c9ffe/media.mp3
TMS 2527: Squatty Scrubby Dude
Published: Mon, 25 Sep 2023
Description: The Parasite Streak Continues. This is Kim's husband. He's a PODCASTER! I don't like Jalapeno and Oyster beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer! Wreakin' the CVS Bathroom. PAN AM: Pansexual Amateursexual. Put That In Your Chicken And Roast It! There's Nothing West of Seattle. Back End. No Barf. Dog Bit My Crotch and I Liked it. Beer Makes People Happy. A Big Gulp Of Beer. Bombdiggity. A complete backend operation. We invented podcasting, dammit! Copyright law is messed up with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6511bd729a13e00011b68f37/media.mp3
TMS 2526: Circadian Zombie Disruption
Published: Wed, 20 Sep 2023
Description: Pants loses to whip. Armless Chaps. Special ops Linus. There are Three Doors. Are Pigskins Made of Cow Because I Like Really Wanted to Know. That's Me and a Spice Girl (Losing My Religion). What Happened In Vegas Came Home With Brian. Left us to flounder while you did shit. Pennywise tangled your Ethernet, now ESCAPE!! 6 Oreo Cookies for $100. That's Some Barry Bullshit. Even Pancakes Need To Pay Rent. Darts have finally caught up to bowling. Low-Poly Rabbit Mask. Stupid A Word Conversations with Tom. Zen Deficient Recommentals with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/650b307894ff5d00119593f5/media.mp3
TMS 2525: Nothing Flopped Out
Published: Tue, 19 Sep 2023
Description: I don't like the Big Bang Theoreeeeeeeee. Having to put up with nice people. He Talks Too Much and Cuts...Grass. Barfinal. Puke, Punch, & Run! Hello! I'm Joe Social! Splitting the Juniper. Singularity to Sitcom: the Big Bang Story. Making Fun At You. Oh, it gets worse. Right Back Into The Carafe. Famous Jeff. It's All Generic With Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6509d79d911cf1001166a97f/media.mp3
TMS 2524: Zit of Opulence
Published: Mon, 18 Sep 2023
Description: Italian Crustacean Infestation. Teaching the Baby Some Shit. I don't like ZomBeeeeeeees! 1000 condoms, Weekend at Clare's. Align The Steins. Four-Eyed Gut Ripper. Bad case of Italian Crabs. Hands off my poopinephrin. Mako Mako Mako! English is WEIRD! Animals that Don't Fart with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/650888e68298b50011b514bc/media.mp3
TMS 2523: The Glove Department
Published: Thu, 14 Sep 2023
Description: Church lady tomatoes. Beefsteak Tomatoes are neither Beef nor Steak. DISCUSS! Funyuns, Neither Fun nor Onions. I Said Change My McNuggets, not CHANGE in my McNuggets. Fritos: Not Freedom Toes. MGM Not So Grand. Earthy Moldy Corky. Who has silent Ys? Never knew you needed to pass advanced chemistry to PICK A BLEEPING WINE! Weirdos Always Existed but now they have Platforms. No MGM reservations, No MGM gambling and no MGM Lt. Yar! Domesticated Trash Panda. sauerkraut sweaty yogurt. Bring Back Wasabiiiiiiiii. Goatless with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/650340141b062800112610bb/media.mp3
TMS 2522: Dirt Pink
Published: Wed, 13 Sep 2023
Description: Hootie & The Mute Fish. Coin hole, with Dunaway. Hootie 42, where are you, we got some work to do now. Nothing Like A Nice Blue Doodle. You burnt my umber. SHOW ME FLESH! The Ceruleans Are Attacking! Products, Products....Products. Every 5th Grader is a Tennis Expert. If Crayola is Racist that's not my fault. I don't like frozen veggieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. Carbonated Pepsi Clear Meat. Martin Short, Old, and Crispy. TMS - Totally Mentioning Sports. Justifiable F-Bombs with Randy & Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6501ed4d55456200112c1cc5/media.mp3
TMS 2521: Mystical Mike and The Complete Monty
Published: Tue, 12 Sep 2023
Description: Dinner Sized Plate. Stove Top Hurry Chode. I Distamember. I Like USB Ceeeeeeeeeee. The Wasp Effect is Worse than the Butterfly Effect. Please switch your dogs from snort to silent. Recycling is real. PROVE IT YOU CAN'T! Premium Economy Dog Farts. Happy Obsolete iPhone Day! It's My Flatulence Support Dog. Don't tip a Frenchman. Tina hates things that are good. You Will Moo & Move. Stovetop's Mom Lifts. This is My Process with TV's Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/f964fed8-518d-11ee-9f8d-4f3e3c9f9bf1/media.mp3
TMS 2520: Gopherfest
Published: Mon, 11 Sep 2023
Description: Neuters with Wolves. Avert Your Eyes in Theater 3! Poking the bra. Ol French Guy Grump. See you in the Double-Stuff Filling, baby! Philly Phart Nuggets. What Ruins The Theater Experience? Other People! It Watches the Chubby Kitten fall over or it gets the hose again. Hammering shit while getting shit hammered. Professor Shithead. Righty Fighty...Lefty Snappy. Nichole Kidman is 3/4 machine now. The Yachtest of Rock. The Space we do in the Shadows. Major Spoilers with Mr. Schleicher and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/174717a6-50c6-11ee-9b63-4b496c3af2d5/media.mp3
TMS 2519: Mary Steamversion
Published: Thu, 07 Sep 2023
Description: Some people's mufky fufky is a sloppy joe. Beef Loaf. Jewish Wolverine is Shnict. Supernatural Pudding. Barbie Oppenheimer Checks In! I can't say that definition of sloppy joe. Is Meatloaf Sandwich in Urban Dictionary cos I like really wanted to know. Roulette is horrible. Eat More Spagaragus! Poop On A Plane! Turning up my headphones to drown out the stink. Paw Patrol Porn Packaging. This window hurts in perpetuity. *chikachikachika* I'M A WRITER! Lite Bright therapy with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/f9045fd2-4da1-11ee-8bcc-db3066bd238c/media.mp3
TMS 2518: Spirit of Halloween
Published: Wed, 06 Sep 2023
Description: The Morning Sausage. You get NO Sexy Nurse, NO Sexy Batman, and NO Sexy Lieutenant Yar!!! We stuff it - You eat it. All pig, no blanket. You've Got a Black Car, I'm Gonna Uber To Anywhere. Going Full Mitch McConnell. An Uncle Ben Moment, Spider-Man Not the Rice. Toss me the whip Mom! Boosoom Buddies. Wood is Sticks. The Pick Up Yer Poop Cough. Dirks Bentley is my Gnarls Barkley Honkey-Tonk Cover Band. A Whole Lotta Honks. Why can't it be a dog that shits? The First Breath is the Deepest with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/99dc2450-4cdd-11ee-bf45-cbb85ba67000/media.mp3
TMS 2517: Caffeinated Concrete
Published: Tue, 05 Sep 2023
Description: Wasps are bastards! My baloney has a first name, it's L.E.B.A. NON. Neither Tea nor Tree. Raining Man. So Many YouTube Pies. Sometimes it's worth farting. Extra rough roughing it. Evil Fake Koalas. Your Confirmation Is Biased. It's Good When Vegas Gets A Rinse. Bee Adjacent. That Furniture Smell. Drop Bears: The Aussie Chupacabra. 10-Hour Yodel Loop. Kirby Your Enthusiasm with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/706dde20-4c0f-11ee-8b88-a35b850beb3c/media.mp3
TMS 2516: Big Deck Energy
Published: Thu, 31 Aug 2023
Description: Feeling moist today. Bagelman, Schwartz, and Lieberman. Tweezer Nuts seeking Power. Use Your Unit For Good. Mansplaining porches. The Tina Ten Percent. Were NOT talking about the. Fatty Pockets Scandal! I like small Whoppers and I cannot lie. Murder Hornet. Were too busy making netcasts you love from people you trust. Durans: Always two there are, no more, no less. Hardcore Porch Piracy. He is 6 foot huge. Just Rub a Pepper In It. Getting in the noticing and the whatnot with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/9ef7cea8-4823-11ee-9c3f-4f9e6a3b086b/media.mp3
TMS 2515: Tad Lesso
Published: Wed, 30 Aug 2023
Description: Dyin' Brunaway. Bang Ass Bezel Doodles! Putting Seaman on your Memory Card. I'm still mad at him. I'm my own Grandpa. It belongs in a tech museum, Dad. Short Story Long with Joey Image. Blue Eggs and Ham. Special Effects Quiet Quitting. Don't drink the Barbasol or Barbicide! Too many things I still like is a problem. Smash it in a rage room. 1000 dongles. Coverville Lives The Crazy Taxi, No Need To Play. Harvey Gwellen, Frances Pugh, Tad Lesso, Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/bd04d4f0-475a-11ee-91df-8f440ed14817/media.mp3
TMS 2514: SWARMBALL!!
Published: Tue, 29 Aug 2023
Description: Evacuate... and then evacuate! The Pissers are Available! Prarie Dog Crowning. Parking Hacks with Brian. Seinfeld Siblings in a Bucket. Crikey! You've got BRAIN WORMS! Sister MacGuffin. What we do in the dungeons. There will be shadows. Juno Mandela. Doc Ock: Master of Muppets. I am Serious and Don't Call Me Shirley. Oh sorry. I'm a DJ. Crazy Zelda Fitzgerald. Full Dragoncon mode with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2513: Ear Regardless
Published: Mon, 28 Aug 2023
Description: You'll have no Brian....wait....no Bobby, and no Lt. Yar. Wall Of Donuts. My People Call Them Suck Balls. Spay or Neuter your Crypto Bros. Leanne Rhymes With What? Yogi and Boo Boo strike in Asheville. The Nintendo Crescendo. Schroedinger's Obituary. Can't Fix The Peeeeeeeeee. Spilly McSpill Cup Mcgee. We pick up the poops, what more do you want? The Quicker-taker-outer. Dunaway Brought The Retro-Everything. Life happens $6k at a time. Star Wars ass Star Wars with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2512: The dumb end of the stick
Published: Wed, 23 Aug 2023
Description: No one suspects the volcano sponges! Scott's banana is radioactive. Underwater Hoo-Ha. Imma close my eyes and poke. Uranium is from Uranus. 23rd of the month again. Bobby's a Scab, Scott does an Ad. Mega Hard Drive of Bumpers. Our Lord And Saviour Danny Devito on reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2511: Lacrosse-Over
Published: Tue, 22 Aug 2023
Description: Smelling the cantaloupe's butt parts. Scott looks at their melons. Zack Stapanackins. Star Trek: Upper Decker. I watched a child peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I felt bad for the kid, that's why I'm telling EVERYBODY. Coming up on Unhhh. What's Pre-K Called? Bowling Theory 101. Always get melon consent. Pinching A Good Thick Stack. Little Eric What's-His-Name. Me and a Dude Named Kevin Smoot. The Creative Nomads of Podcasting. Basically Heroin with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2510: General Grievous Hug
Published: Mon, 21 Aug 2023
Description: This kid we made up is a bastard. The Galavant trap. Don't need a Full Ass Whopper. Hot Tub Pee Machine. 100% More Brian. All we need is a river of blood. Pro-Nature, Anti-Nurture. California Is Just A Disaster Movie. So Rare No One Has it. Killed By A Goomba. The Not-So-Magic Mountain. Muster of Clushrooms. Immaculate Snake Eggs. The Bomb & The Whatnot. There's something in the water with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2509: Grippage
Published: Thu, 17 Aug 2023
Description: I'm Going To Say Testicle. No Birthday, No Elaine and No Lt. Yar! A pain in the Taint. The Band has terrible SEO. Tired Swimmers won't save the world. Love the Sho Jo. Why'd You Have to Go and Make Things So Unrelated? Pak-n-Slay. I don't remember story Ceeeeeeeeeee. Dead or Pregnant or Both. I love Shirley...AAAHhhhh! Fixing forgotten birthdays. My Spinach Had a Frog. Spinach Isn't Supposed to Have Frogs. Eat some kimchi and happy late birthday. This Therapy Thursday with Wendi Was Filmed in Front of Scott's Internal Live Studio Audience and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2508: Proprietary Ooze
Published: Wed, 16 Aug 2023
Description: Cha' Calla. Sounds outta my face. Never go full Bishop. Adobe Fresca. Love me an Underage Ward. Moon Knight AKA Phil Spector. I WILL be Going There! Click. I need to Gummy and Think. Ernie Kovacs and his Freakin' Monkeys. Randy Quad's World is Stupid. Why don't you just give them the answer!?!?! The Cadence of Nonsense. Tom Cruise/Hanks. Experimenting with Tom Merritt. Pretending Randy had a Charlie with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2507: Carcolepsy
Published: Tue, 15 Aug 2023
Description: Naked Quest 2: Front Junk! Questing in the Nuuuuuuuuuuuuudddeeeeeeeeeee! Senior Geezer. Waiting For Gal Gadot. Sorry we tore your home down... here's the bill. Dammit Bigglesworth! The Softwater wedding was unbearable. Fleetwood Mac n Cheese. Geek Sexpo. I've never seen a buried septic system. My shields are up, your attacks are wasted. Elf with Fur and Sex. Gay Bears In Idaho. We have 38 minutes left until the end of the world, pick a Seinfeld episode already!!! Fair, unbiased, blah, blah, blah with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2506: Corial Anus
Published: Mon, 14 Aug 2023
Description: Ticks are Dicks! TMZ on TMS. (v) I don't likea stinky cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese. I'm Looking At You, Number 12. Relieved of doody. Vaseline Boy. Undesirable technical proficiency. No Savvy People in the Pool. Man presses charges after charge pressed against manhood. Show show for Shojo. Juror 2, Please remove the Storm Trooper crotch from your left shoulder. Kiss our butts Dysentery. (s) All around me are grid of faces. Judge Livin' that Van Life. Furless Furries with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2505: Carbonated Meat
Published: Wed, 09 Aug 2023
Description: Well, I was tired and I like pandas. Microwave tacos with Dunaway. My wife likes to do it in a pan. No tacos, no pizza rolls and no Lt. Yar! 11 is almost 10. What About ROB? I Don't Like Carbonated Meeeeeeeeat. Nightbot thought everyone was Clare. Robotic Ovaries Bushwacker. Get out and hump someone. Weird astronomical things. I can't stop thinking about foods with pee in them. Will Chewy Do-Ya. K-Pop Tom Is A Swiftie. Butt Drugs and Too many Random Road Jesuses with Nicole & Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2504: Grandma's Greywater
Published: Tue, 08 Aug 2023
Description: Championshit. Yak-In-The-Back (Don't Stab Back). Damn Dirty Ibbott. Safely pull over, THEN stab them. Skeptical About Septic Tanks. Stranger Things with a laugh track. Someone Missed the Scarlet Letter. Poop Your Pants and Find a Better Quote. Will Nobody Frighten the Kids? Authenticated Wood Chipper. HELP ME JESUS! That name's dumb, let's stop being basketball. PokeMonopoly Go. Throw up in a bush. Naming Things with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2503: Rat Tickler
Published: Mon, 07 Aug 2023
Description: Number 4: The Larch. And you can EAT...DICE!!! Hawaiian Shirt Monday. Swifties'll Cut Ya. There are TWO popeyes. (s) Someday we'll find it, the Hackman connection. Can't hear the show... shirts are too loud ;-). Hair Metal or Poodle Rock. You Decide. I don't like the Hemlock weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed. JCPenney Catalog is Salt Lake Porn. Margot Robbie lunch date. Lysol: The Essence of Facebook. Joy Buzzers, Fake Vomit, and Big Ol' Weiners. 60% of My Body is Gravy. Alpha-Gal Syndrome with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2502: MOTHERLUNCH
Published: Thu, 03 Aug 2023
Description: Kia Soul of Love. Then you shall have no water, no A/C and no Lt Yar. Anyway, He's kind of a turd. Too Much Brown. What's the Frequency, Raynor? (v) I don't like mystery BEEEEEEEEEEEEPS! Are Sun Bears real because I like really wanted to know. Knee Joints are Effed. Can we share a Devil's Thumb? Game over Tina! Hang out with Brian for ten bucks. Calling Out the Chuckleheads. Upping your condensation game. Barely a Bear. 30 Seconds of Dead Air with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2501: Regret Slurpies
Published: Wed, 02 Aug 2023
Description: Byron Was the Pantsless man at the door. Let's party! dunna-nuna-nunna-dunna-nuna-nunna-na fert to Brian. Hawaiian Nose Waxing. Big crush on granola. Feud with Scott and Brian and Brian and Brian and Brian and Brian. Lot Lizards. Crop-dusting the event space. Fancy Gold Foil. Audio only? Sounds like a YOU problem. I Love Roller Meats. Andrew Dice Clay: Tasteless White. Your Hotdogs Have Been Rolling For 36 Hours. I won't listen to it, but I will play with it. Tom's Twitter Folder. Fargomentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2500: May Contain Rocks
Published: Tue, 01 Aug 2023
Description: You can eat rocks! Mustard Skittles: Puke The Rainbow! The Clean-It-Yourself Hotel. World of WaterCraft. Bug bites really suck. I'm 93, what's your excuse. Try the Zappa. Very Sexy Man Legs. It shouldn't be use on some parts of the body. Who has the key! Johnsons go Motor Boating. Bellybuttonless Drone Boy. Green Goblin Truck Face. Bro, do you even blaze? Bad ass badges with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2499: Benito Del Taco
Published: Wed, 26 Jul 2023
Description: I don't like a crotch full of beeeeeeeeees. Imma put down my headphones go clean up my printer's throw up. Did you lump on the Franksteins together? Mr X is a DICK! Pushing the Android Button. A Mound Of Plastic Goo. Why is the peanut butter in the refrigerator? I DON'T KNOW! King Kong is Such a Ding Dong. Barbenheimer Fallout. It would be nicer if the price went down. Pay to Torture Yourself. Y'know, I think I'll just wait for fresh fries, thank you. Come on Barbie, let's go NUKE. Flipping for the Fold with Tom. Playing Tetris during Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2498: For the Hoard
Published: Tue, 25 Jul 2023
Description: Lawns are stupid & dumb. No PR, No HR, and No Lt Yar! Unbreakable Kimmy Shit. Frogpants: The Match Making Specialists! Stupid Pioneer Day. Alexander the Great can happen to anyone. Napoleon was Exiled without Tots! Gosh! Thanks a lot He-Man, YOU DICK! I'm so glad humans don't explode. (v) YOU CAN EAT RICE (but not if you're a pigeon). Prison Approved Podcast. Double Dip Firework Day. Bureaucratic Nimrods. The Whale Exploded. Oh The Huge Manatee. Dan Dan The Table Top Man and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2497: Karen Abdul-Jabar
Published: Mon, 24 Jul 2023
Description: Eartha Kitt Cosplay. My Identity Was Nearly Lyfted. She trained the cats to USUALLY do tricks. Pandamanians. Google Doesn't do that Shit for Free. Is her cough finally in beta? Cilantro Murphy. If your under 7 foot, I ain't heard of ya. No Mob Activity Here! *WINK*. Rest in peace Ms Marvel... Long Live Ms Marvel... Crossing Frozen Rivers. Guys hold yourself, it will be on fire tonight. 50% Cats doing Tricks, 50% Cats NOT doing Tricks. Scammers, Go Eat A Butt. Marvel's Multiverse malaise with Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2496: Thump That Melon
Published: Thu, 20 Jul 2023
Description: Need to take a pith. Don't Tip Like a Bitch. Doctor Roxy Full of Moxy. Bezel Your Fruit. What's the Frequency Amy. Smell the button. The Bourne Supreme. There are words out there I don't use. I rolled the dice in Shreeveport. Stream pottery, not surgery. Wordle and Sour Dough. Melon Meat. You'd be Mad to watch it on Max. Two-Bite Brownie Books With Amy. How not to be horrible with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2495: Gran Chorizo
Published: Wed, 19 Jul 2023
Description: Spirit Halloween Planet. Sitting on my face was the wrong answer. It's a Bust Alright! Wenn ist das Nunstck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! I'm just drawing boobs, Your Honor! No one expects the Tadpool Inquisition. Something's Wet on Lillith. One-twelfth of Angry Men. The apocalypse isnât gonna paint itself. Unsolicited Kissplaining. Pop In with a Little Hee Haw. Invasion of the Cheap Costume Snatchers. Youâre listening to 97.5 W-C-R-A-P! DOS Buys Pitfall Harry with Tom. Push you away from recommittals with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2494: Slippery Chicks
Published: Tue, 18 Jul 2023
Description: Pantsters Local 513. Eyeball articulation. Abbott Hibbert Ibbotson. Passing the Grand Budatest. My burger is nothing but cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese! Persian, spelled like the rug. Creamy-filled center of the tall people. Falling down the Cumberbatch hole. BK: Home of the Whipper Fapper! Upside down Pulsating Fireball. What part of him was blue? I would still say beard. Wes Anderson's Parasite. Name That Thing with TV's Travis. Handsfree Holding with Bill. Exciting the Molecules with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2493: Upscaley Mayonnaise
Published: Mon, 17 Jul 2023
Description: Coming up on TMS, He's Bald now, but still cool. Sugar Booger. Teletubbies, taking drugs without all the expense. Play Your Holes and Get Out. Bongs and Golf. Grumpy Fertday Boy. AI-Created Oil. Think of an accountant. That's what he looks like. Arby's - The Scumbag Dinner. Got a Nickleback from Kroger. My Accountant Is Hanging With Snoop Dog. Brian describes Math Metal. Burger King Hates Kids. Mushroom soup super dump. SAGging Profits with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2492: Aquapocolypse
Published: Thu, 13 Jul 2023
Description: The Definition of Insanity is crossing Kim. Whenever I smell my mom... Full Time Run Around and Do Shit People. 82% is 100%. Scott's Mom Is Ripe. Clement X the rapping Pope. Water Appreciation. Mom Loves A Mall. Of Course, Tom Runs. There Will Be Burger Time. Old Idioms of Insanity. Noisy Kinks. Kiss in a Nutshell. The Most Boring Voice in Rock and Roll. Dinosaur Therapy with Amy, Human Therapy with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2491: Cheese Feud
Published: Wed, 12 Jul 2023
Description: How's the old lady? How's Kim doing these days, you know she's got a casserole in the trunk. Petal Protocol. Shave the Nickle. Finnish is Hard, English is Dumb. Hey, uh, can I get a cheeseburger with no cheese. We don't have mountains here. If you like it then you've gotta put a pickle on it. Wotzishere Sauce! Check out the old hobo though. Eatin That Raw Ass Onion. Gettin' down with the pickles. Mustard? More like... MUST HAVE! Sussing out the rigmarole with Tom! Shirtless & Bald Reccamentals With Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2490: Outrageous Contagious
Published: Tue, 11 Jul 2023
Description: Darth Tina. Is it too early to get a Grimace Milkshake. Pneumonia+. Grandma's Double Dipping Spit Shine! The Jimmy Johns Grammar Nazi. Measuring time in Wonka bars. You can lick your thumb all you want, it won't put the paint back on. The Shittiest Walgreens. Emergency casserole in the trunk. Paternity... By Povitch. Enjoy HGTV in Hospital Honey, I'm off to a SPARKS CONCERT! I don't need to see my Wagu Cow. How Many Pneumonias Can You Get? Making More Makers with Bill. Glados waves with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2489: Aquafert
Published: Mon, 10 Jul 2023
Description: I've known this kid since she came out the chute. Johnson Mind Meld. What's an Aquafier, cause I really need to know? Diarrhea Mind Meld. Through the ground and the gravity and the stuff. Big Adult Feet Running Down the Hallway. Carter Caught the Double Dragon. Larry Waterman. They didn't have science and math back in the 90s. A little Brian Divot. We named the other lung Indiana. Congratulations On Using 65,000 Gallons Of Water. Milkshake: a Neat Idea. All stuff are pointing north. The Ditch Snakes can have the Light with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2488: Birds are Dicks!
Published: Wed, 05 Jul 2023
Description: I can't hear you. Your shirt is too loud. Stay by the Push Pin People. I like to flush when I Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Futuristic Medieval Times. On The Road To Destiny! I just realized I don't want to die. Chloe More Turrets. You want Water world?! Cuz this is how you get Waterworld! Public Pooping. You MUST Pay The Chud! You'll get no water, no flushing and no Lt Yarr!! We, quote, played, golf. Fire Jenkins! Better Off Thread with Tom... and John Cusack... AND A CAVEMAN! Good Effing Bleeping Recommentals! and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2487: Very Muppety
Published: Thu, 29 Jun 2023
Description: Read by a Frickin' Laser. Clare Island, naked yelling mandatory. A Ride with Brian's Pianst. Pits N Bumps N Pits N Bumps. Read it from the other siiiiide. Cersei Helpy Guy. They all live in a hole! Where'd the accent come from?! What's the day before the Fourth? Infinity War vs Endgame, shut up so I can eat. Sometimes Books and TV Shows Are Different - Deal With It. The Mediocre Miss Maisel. TikTok In The Shower With Your Therapist. All Accents Should be the Same! Reclaim The Clay With Amy. Final Destinations with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2486: Dead Media Society
Published: Wed, 28 Jun 2023
Description: Books: The Dead Tree Media Format! No nuts, no dough, and no Lt. Yar! Hat. Whip. Snakes. Scar. Words. Moves Like Jagger. The Tacos are merely OK. Baby nails are sharp do do do do. No Man Is A Pretzel. I don't like blood infested meeeeeeeeeeat! Ever Lay is a beautiful name. Come on Eileen, it's the weather robot. Weâve got a great big poop truck convoy. You Wasted $1 on a Zune. We're leaving, on the midnight Train to Vegas. Milking Robots with Tom. Recommentals but not the one your thinking of and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2485: Biggest of Shots
Published: Tue, 27 Jun 2023
Description: Weird mutant fish body. Real Housewives of Utah Island. Building a Shaq sized strawman. Total Seinfeld Moment! Shequille O'Neal. She Thumbs Up'd me, thinking that was enough! Let's Go Get Tired. The answer is Bud Light. 3.6% of people had no antibodies, no COVID-19 and no Lt Yar. Being Tall Doesn't Make You Good at Basketball. TMS: We knew you'd be back. Kayak Payback. Blackbird stealing fruit in the dead of niiiiight. Henderson is a bad Pokemon. Covid, Clout Chasers & Con-Crud with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2484: Embrace the Butter
Published: Mon, 26 Jun 2023
Description: LaPorte Protrusion. I'm Knackered. Giving birth to a marshmallow. I'll Soon Be Naked. Beating Aunt Barb. Laughing Clown level of Pain. How Tall is Mile High Stadium Because I Like Really Wanted to Know. There Will be No Marvel, No Netflix, and No Lieutenant Yar! There were two hills! Charles the Cyst. Bib Convert. Werewolf Of Ohio. Puff Granddaddy Pink-Eye. I'm Cycling up that hill. Beast Nation with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2483: Practical & Not Janky
Published: Thu, 22 Jun 2023
Description: Let the resin hit the floor. Don't Cyclobenzoprine and print. Come down period. Taste the Duke. There's a little trunk in the front. Brian bikes uphill both ways in the hail! Bird Triage. The Axis of Pain & Time! Florien Gadsby: Destined for Pottery. Cheecharon an Chongaron. Poorly Drawn Elephant. I've got to ride my Bicycle, I've got to ride my Bike. Bigger Than a Sparrow, Smaller Than a Wren. Have you heard the word about the bird? Arrogant Cephalopods with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2482: Gross Point Scott Blank
Published: Wed, 21 Jun 2023
Description: Can't Explain The Balls. The Morning Sneeze. I'm not THAT grossed out by man wieners! Bread Bag Karen. YOU have a nipple problem. Show me a wrinkly elbow! The Ocean is CANCELLED!!! Doesn't Know A D20 From A Gelatinous Cube. Let's Go Down The Breath Aisle. Got any more of that Canadian Smoke? Message in a forum. Cat Ass Trophy. Nose Whistle. Everybody Wants to Sell You Something with Tom. Giving each other the willies with Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2481: The Nitty & The Gritty
Published: Tue, 20 Jun 2023
Description: Hell Is A Deli With No Cornish Beef. You get NO Penn, NO Teller and NO LIEUTENANT YAR! Flat Hats and Jorts. I'm Jewish so we don't have a hell. A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply. Kush, Moose, and Avocado Boy. A Whale of an Asteroid: 84 Orcas Big! Every Woman Is Tina. Homo-opathy is so gay. It's 10PM. Get a Whopper in ya! We All Didn't Die Yesterday. What is this pizza on a giant wooden plate thing? Dad Hats Aren't Flat and Stupid. The rebels have a base on Willdoran, with Bill Doran. Rubbing your face on trees with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.TMS 2481 discusses various topics including Diablo 4, junk food choices, Vegas experiences, Final Fantasy 16, a massive asteroid passing Earth, a woman found alive in a coffin, a pork rind recall, a gas station robbery setup, and listener messages. The show also features songs, Bill's projects, science with Bobby, and ends with Patreon benefits and a show title. Find the livestream link at frogpants.tv and more details in the provided URLs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/4afe0572-0f90-11ee-9718-93a6d7e5980e/media.mp3
TMS 2480: Oops, All Barbs
Published: Thu, 15 Jun 2023
Description: mmmmmmmmmmmm... Forced Sausage. Riboflavin Calcium Vitamin C. The sound of dicedtomato - meh. Hallmark Replacement Therapy. I'm ready to talk about balls. Across the Spoiler-verse. Rusty dog nails, you get all the shots.Clare-ification. Flip Flop it Forward. Mad Miles: Spider Road. All Barbie All The Time. Florida Feline. What the Frick am I Watching. Letting your sponge fly across the room with Amy. Poorenting with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2479: Cuke Umbers
Published: Wed, 14 Jun 2023
Description: Now there's a Ldy Finger! Ey, I'm Italian Fuggedabboudit. Pickled Grandpa Peeing in the Fridge. Immature Content Warning. Sipowitz's Butt. The New Phase Of Dumb. Fireworks killed the dinosaurs. Roguelike Burger. I loved David Koresh in CSI Miami. I'll be in my bunk. Everyday I'm Pickling. I don't like sneeeeeeeeeaking. Kim's Chi. Reddit and Weep with Tom. 53 Million reasons to watch Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2477: Heaving Dragon
Published: Mon, 12 Jun 2023
Description: Moist from the juice. One Tall Bald Man. Nuts to Butts! Generative Barb Fill. Woke Texan Yoga Elephants! Poisonous Frog Pants. Big Dick's M'Nards. Excalibur. Cos I don't care. You get NO Projects, NO Kickstarters, and NO LIEUTENANT YAR! Extra Nobody. I think she hates the French. Just Like a Saturday Night Dinner at Ibbott's Air BnB. Downward Facing Pachyderm. Splitting the Donut. My Little Transformah with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2476: Fred Raggle
Published: Thu, 08 Jun 2023
Description: Multi-Generational Uncle Ibbott. No Wizard Sword Games. Brian's got a Ticket to Ride but his aunt don't care. $16K for Gay Dot Gay. President's Death Day. This Is Still Stunningly Stupid. Collecting Domains like they're Pokemon! Hey, is it uhh too early to get a ration of rum, please? Dust in Old People's Brownies. Tricentennial - We'll Be Dead. Discouraging Seatbelts. The Point is to Win Some Shit. Jefferson's Junk. John Adams' Parasite. Corduroy and Denim with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2475: Insto TikTok
Published: Wed, 07 Jun 2023
Description: Americans are the worst, just ask a Canadian. If it's Candy Crush, I'll SHIT myself. Tears of the Breath of the Wild of the Kingdom. Just Lucid Enough. Silly Rabbit, Pokemon's for kids. You got No 3G, No App Store and No Lieutenant Yar. I'm In The Wrong Province, But You're In The Wrong Country! Let's Have More Dummies in Box Hats. Here Comes High Pants McGillicuddy. Do Cats have Backbones 'Cause I Like Really Want to Know. 7 Second naked fan photos. Look me up on Friendstagram. A Force of Lukes. Pulling Jeri Ryan Outta Your Butt. I'M WATCHING PORN with Tom. I got this hat from Recommentals with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2474: Rancid Butter and Smelly Cheese
Published: Tue, 06 Jun 2023
Description: Disregard Previous Shit. Vice President Mayonnaise. Hold my iBeer. He Flossed His Mind. A glass of milk in a suit. Catbird Moonphase Unit Zappa. I Don't Like Sugar and Beaaaaaaaaaaans. The Mac makes it Scottish. Happy Anniversary! Here's a sandwich. Lock 'em Up and Shut the Colgate. I'd like a hot dog please. Is Coke OK? Fartgas Bertum. Bulletproof Monk Coffee. Making Things Across the Spiderverse with Bill. Down the Toilet Hole with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2473: The Hole Healed
Published: Mon, 05 Jun 2023
Description: I Underestimate the Tadpool. Birds are Drones, Prove It You Can't! Is Oxygen a gas cuz like I really wanted to know? You get NO Scatcat, No Sledgehammer, & No Lieutenant Yaaaar! It didn't feel long, it felt right. 98 year old man dies... HARD CORE!!! Did You Know Diablo Came Out? A tentacle for every finger. Don't google it. Or count the bumps. Turns out Canadian robbers are still Canadian. Bold-Faced Typographical Lies. Barbie name is what? Showering with the guys. A Good Hippie Moment. Into, Across, and Beyond the Spiderverse with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2472: Squandered Opportunity
Published: Thu, 01 Jun 2023
Description: RK - Really Yellow. Why are Men? 46 year old chubby women, covered in mud are my thing. The Sniff Of Weights. Jorts are a little suspect. Age/Sex/Legs. I think Brian might like Spiderman. I'm pushing it in! Full Jackass Moment. Bluetubey. Change into Your Grubbies, We're Doin' Sandbags! Did I Ever Tell You About the Time I Was a Chef and a Butcher? Frogpiss! Throw Pottery & People Out of Your Chatroom With Amy. Cheating Cancer with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2471: Hardy Farties
Published: Wed, 31 May 2023
Description: Shit, It's Poop Francis. It's a-me Pushing the Pills! America's Got Stuff in Their Fridge. A Bidet for Biden. Bitch-ass men rate pain. Both Taken and Left Plums. Quarter Sucker. No Sunshine, No Paper, and No Lieutenant Yar! Are You Groot. Comparing grapes to watermelons. Blood on my Sneakers. You won't believe what you can do with a bathroom tissue roll. Snopes, Dawg. Bump the Crabs in the Tunnels. Transform The Game Experience with Tom. So You Think You Can Walk in a Straight Line with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2470: Permanent Nubbins
Published: Tue, 30 May 2023
Description: Your mom is Batman. Vegan Clare, Bacon Zoe. We've gone full Nick Cage! How Old is Six? Skewompus Laces. When is Van Going Home? Blind on Purpose for 15 Minutes. Up Someone's G-String. Akwabirdfina. Legless Mona Lisa in a Hellscape. Are There 15 Spiders On The Floor? He's Got Sonar Crap. Katniss and Link 4ever. Sniffing Wood with Bill. Creamy Bananas with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2469: N is for Mountain
Published: Thu, 25 May 2023
Description: Highly Trained Medical Leeches. Happy True Star Wars Day. All my fancy friends are coming over tonight! Let The Turds Fly. Gay Mini Fridge. I changed blood with my dad, what did you do this weekend? Alternashug. Covered in Leprechaun Shit. Tina Ran Bartertown. Deep Fake Fried Paula Deen. A Metal Lathe is Like a Wood Lathe but for Metal. National is fine. League is fine. No more Zingers, ya fatty! I Take Care of the Two, My Name is MAX. I'm looking at the Manatee in the mirror with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/0ab71dd2-fb22-11ed-97af-2f9f02116adc/media.mp3
TMS 2468: Intentional International
Published: Wed, 24 May 2023
Description: Brian knows ALL the Bangles. Luis Gooseman. The Long Weiner Goodnight! Marriage is geeky, right? Phil Wasn't Very Lucky. Ren Faire Type Deal. The All New Hyundai Rogue and Vagabond. The Silver Filling Conspiracy. A.I. D.D.S. I Think I Caught a Marathon Bomber. Thank You YOUTH, for your candy and bad choices! Dr. Dre isn't a real Doctor. Oil Disposal Is Not a Geeky Hobby. Order Word Difficult Is. Extracting Your Knowledge with Tom. Momotional Recommentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/313bf8ac-fa59-11ed-9fe4-8fbb10ee4335/media.mp3
TMS 2467: Patella Pasta
Published: Tue, 23 May 2023
Description: I don't like spaghetti bolog-kneeeeeees. Other than the wiener one, I am factory fresh. Patience Rawbone was My Quaker Stripper Name. Rearrangeable & Mountable. You Want the Tooth? You Can't Handle the Tooth! Take a left turn at Green Boots. Doctor Showbotnik. Have Your Experienced Cuppage? Knee Tastes Like Chicken. This is not the Mountain I wish to die on. I'd Watch Rufus Change His Clothes. Usually you are Pushed. Jane Quit Quit. Bill Can Build it But He Ninten-Won't. Diapers and Concrete with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2466: Pizza is Public Food
Published: Mon, 22 May 2023
Description: Flame Canada. I Don't Like Beeeeeeeer (in Tina Voice). The Right Way To Go To High School. Extra Virgin Coffee. AI AI O. Lady Mix Tapes, For Ladies. I Neither Left with Pepsi but took with Pizza. Netless and Nutless. IT'S TOO EARLY FOR A FISH SANDWICH EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE!! Concertville. Ready for the White Man's Overbite. You say Playlist, I say Mix Tape. The Hamburgler Has Moved Onto Pizza. Butt Spooning. The Furs are still Psychadelic. AppSlappy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2465: Hard Lyfting
Published: Thu, 18 May 2023
Description: This Is All The Begas You're Getting. I Could Fight a Moth for Hours. You're probably right but still Eff off. They paved Paradise and put up a Vegas sign. We stopped for pee and pretzels. No music in your car for 10 hours is a murder scene. The Flamingo is Staying. Elongated Muskrat. Vegas Parental Freedom. No Whacking Doodles in Brian's Lyft. Blame Chuck & Marc. I don't like Beeeeeeees (in the Pool). Eff the Dritish with Amy. I'm back from the Vegas bazaar. You don't know how lucky you are, boy. A Road Trip with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/4007bf32-f5a0-11ed-92da-0b19f80392b0/media.mp3
TMS 2464: Hairy Lady Knuckles
Published: Thu, 11 May 2023
Description: California Is More Because It's Long. Scheduled Temporary Podcast Uncoupling. Utah is getting a lot of action. We're gonna squirt ya some new music. The Neighboring Zones are Brown. Version 2 raised the bar... literally. I love your Zune, It's so girthy. Well that's the Wookiee Calling the Hobbit Hairy! Why is there Christmas music? Dunaway's boobie holder. I tried studying chloroform but it just kept putting me to sleep. Dorks from Wisconsin and Their Bubblers. My fingers get weird. Pot-throwing book tests with Amy. Choking on Trampolines with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/5c04be48-f027-11ed-874d-c3267af99ee0/media.mp3
TMS 2463: California EXTREME!
Published: Wed, 10 May 2023
Description: Scott is a power bottom. Would. You. Like. To. Play. A. Card. Game? Minnesota Bedroom Casual. My Hands Don't Scan. You son of a glitch. Jim Rummy sends his regards. Scott's gold grill. Still Got the Crab Fingers. Apologies to I_am_Matt_Damon. (V) Did I ever tell you about the time I voted, shirtless, from bed in Minnesota. I googled wolves. The Sun Rises, The Sun Sets, Scott Maintain His Streaks. The Best Recurring Bit Ever. I Don't Like Decks of Beeeeeeeeees. Spinning 50 Plates with Tom. Babble On About Recommentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/b4c1a97c-ef57-11ed-b8e8-2f40ec894e5a/media.mp3
TMS 2462: Blue On-Air Light
Published: Tue, 09 May 2023
Description: You'll get No TMS Monday, No TMS Tuesday, No TMS Wednesday and No Lt. Yar. Can't Tell Soft from Hard. My butt just had a rapid unscheduled pressure event. I Don't Like Soft Geeeeeeeeees. The ol' team entrance hole. Depodcastinization. Don't watch Alan cumming. Lyfting Gum off the floor. Hello? Is This Your Phone You're Calling For? The Vegan Glaswegian. Let's say it's Mayonnaise. Lord of the Rings-style Lightsaber. 661 pounds of Fruit Roll-Ups! Punished 3D Prints with Bill. The WHO chief with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/e05a2a44-ee8c-11ed-a0b3-17258db397ee/media.mp3
TMS 2461: The Royal Toot
Published: Mon, 08 May 2023
Description: I don't care what your turnip prices are, I'm out. King Tampon III. Queen Camilla Is A Chore. Queen Lithpabith. Bracelets of Sincerity and Wisdom +2. It's a me Stario Lord. Accidental Filmsack. Rhyming About Mom's Spaghetti for 12 Hours. Count the phlingers. Come back, Fatty Hogan. Welcome to Weed Island! Hyper micced up royal white noise. Foot Bath, that's some real gourmet shit! Very Americanish accent with Monica. A whole lotta grading goin' on with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/5853ae48-edc6-11ed-8294-3f67caf33b2d/media.mp3
TMS 2460: Popeye Soprano
Published: Thu, 04 May 2023
Description: You can't script Clare. Oh shit it's Chuck. Ease into a Slim Jim. Unloading Mr Carbonara. I Don't Like Bear Jerkyyyyyyy. Hats off to your fauxhawk! May the Fert be With You. Didja Ever Lose Your Porn Card? I Don't Like One Million Beeeeees. Wait, that video was for the Pandas? Booger Bedecked. No Porn in the Utah. Weinersmith! Everybody loves Puppets with Amy. She's Normal, How Weird, with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/270624f6-eaa1-11ed-8da1-673b33d091bc/media.mp3
TMS 2459: Poke Shiny Things On A Screen
Published: Wed, 03 May 2023
Description: Show me your Magic Missile. Eat a dick Pam. My days of being a ten year old girl are long behind me. The internet casts Power Word: Lag. Welcome to the Morning Stream STOP. Win! Barryyyyyyy! He's got Bradley Cooper Eyes! Gorf, the Voltron of video games. The Living Embodiment Of A Milkshake. Polymorph: Turn Stuff into Shit. Throw your Cheetos and leave. (v) Oh I'm terrible with names. Holding Off on Humpin'. (v) Did you ever forget your pass keys with Tom. Recommending the Monkeysphere and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/4c253ce6-e9d8-11ed-8e80-77c0056f3ac3/media.mp3
TMS 2458: Karaoke Virgin
Published: Tue, 02 May 2023
Description: Look at me. I am the hot pot captain now. Spice Grandmas. He Speaks Kinglish. Cocaine Lamb. It's All Rocket Surgery to Me. Kevin's Main Squeeze. Chewable Freakin' Heartburn Things. What does a worm even need? YOU CAN USE ICE! Pardon me, could I have a snort full of blow? It was Fred Schneider what wrecked it. Neither Take Hot Pots Nor Leave Hot Pots. Moist Bait. Washing Out The Johnson Stink With Bill. Renouncing Science with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/164adc7c-e90e-11ed-9ff5-132d1c80e26b/media.mp3
TMS 2457: Puppet Vomit
Published: Mon, 01 May 2023
Description: Bling the Schmegma. Nobody Kissed My Dice. Side-saddle the toilet. We went to Vegas and nobody died. Hot Cow Piss. Loud volumetric human. Baby needs a new pair of Frogpants. Only Murders in the Dungeon. Don't forget to pop your nibble. Undock Your Clare Hisssssss. Bobby is Rain man. Definitely Rain man. Contractionating Words. Don't Eat Zoo Food. PunchedInTheArm.com. Scott Takes A Class With MajorSpoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/b5ba01ba-e842-11ed-9912-d701e46edae2/media.mp3
TMS 2456: Bed, Bugs and Beyond!
Published: Thu, 20 Apr 2023
Description: Pour Some Coffee On Me. I Don't Like Rapid Unscheduled Disassemblyyyyyy. Vending Machines, They Have the Meats. Without me, how would my headache get around. A Bicycle Built For Chuck. You're wallowing in your own Filth Jerry (Kramer). That one gets in my cheese and melts it. Caffeine Bear. Open the Pod Bay Doors, Brian. You Almost Became a Bear Sandwich! Once There Was This Guy Who Sang Karaoke and Came Down to Vegas. If drunk karaoke singers are know for anything, itâs coordination. They Call Me Caramelo. Teats on the Moon with Amy. Third Eagle of the Therapists with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/1607eaa0-dfa1-11ed-859a-d7dc8c5fb9a4/media.mp3
TMS 2455: Original Flavor Dax
Published: Wed, 19 Apr 2023
Description: You'll get no points, no prize, and NO LT. YAR. Forgetting Gary Marshall. Who vacations in Ohio? Remind me that this is Fun. Quark the Pimp. Swag Crap Coming Down The Pipeline. Come for the Pizza stay for the TMS. Crisis on Infinite Kids. Slut Machine. Do coins have brains. It's time for Sunday Night Battleball. Number 2 is Number 1. Blackjack definitely Blackjack (Rainman). Knowing all the Words with Tom. Blehcommentals with MotherBleepers in the Government and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/7cefd220-ded7-11ed-b026-07731a294fdc/media.mp3
TMS 2454: Shub Genre
Published: Tue, 18 Apr 2023
Description: Not beefing or queefing. Grimace: The Purple Psychic Chicken Nugget. Weekend at Birdies. Hillbilly beat boxing. How do you do, fellow birds? Heefin' and Meefin'. Sentient Milkshake. Not Made Of Cats. Well Stitch my Lyft. Ronald McDonald's Side Chick. It'll be One Week till we hit Vegas. He's a dumb fat purple raisin. Hey internet, can we stop talking about this? It's a Japanese Goth Girl Cafe (YMCA). Gazing into the past with Bill. What the Flock with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/4f9b80d8-de0c-11ed-b204-0bf020972f63/media.mp3
TMS 2453: Metting & Gretting
Published: Mon, 17 Apr 2023
Description: You'll get no showbot, no emojis, and no Lieutenant Yar!! Red On Air Hilt. I Don't Like Laten........cyyyyyy. Schrödinger's TMS. There are many Kevins, but this one is mine. Gently cupping them noodles. Congealed Slab of Noodle. Why don't you go to St George and DIE! That's a lovely place to die. Prop Me Up On A Raft In Las Vegas. Excuse me while I masticate. The Plaza Cares! Oh no! Clare found the Youtube channel. Being Bernadette. Post-a-pickle-iptic Games with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/2ba8547e-dd46-11ed-b317-7b976b92ffd8/media.mp3
TMS 2452: Interpolation Automation
Published: Wed, 12 Apr 2023
Description: Babyyyy Fart do do do do do do. This soup is not OSHA approved. DEEZ NUTZ Vending. Show Me Your Cookies. Depeche a la mode. While My Keytar Gentle Meeps. Maintaining Eye Contact During a Fart. Apple Jail - They Call it the Juicer. Is AI Smashmouth better than Nickelback? The Donnettes party. Almond Joys: a misleading log of sadness. Soulful methane production. App-Connected Golf Tees. 9 Days? NEIN! You can't see a tempest if it's in a teapot with Tom. Recommentals are not for everyone with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/8fbd2a5a-d956-11ed-a03d-efa235ad2e43/media.mp3
TMS 2451: Dog Spurt
Published: Tue, 11 Apr 2023
Description: The Life of Brians. Stupid Brain Pee. Grab my Galactus. Now Grab Your Sentinel. KTdata is Scott's backup plan. Just Close Your Face. Fast and Furious 1872. Sir you were going 400 gallops per hour. Spoiler alert, Ali Wong smells like Beef. Magic Johnson's secret to good health? Being incredibly rich and having lots of free time. The Harbor Freight guarantee: It works long enough. Nobody Wants Burnt Pizza. The boys are not alright. Neither Took Kids, Nor Left Kids. Tooling your Own Tools with Bill. Puff Puff Fusion with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/d9f4401e-d88d-11ed-8504-9f3e713306e6/media.mp3
TMS 2450: Gross and Sexy
Published: Mon, 10 Apr 2023
Description: Growing 5 inches in 1984. Brian gets Physical (physical). Suck my Tongue. You'll get no Freddys No Five Guys and no Lieutenant Yar. produce and sell gerbles. The Pezzident. Too lazy for a Hawaiian shirt. Neither take straws nor leave straws. Blinded by the Blacklight. Take a Gun/Leave a Gun. Microsoft free in 2023! Clams full of sand don't feel right on the tongue. Star Wars X: Still Skywalkin'. Every Stephen Everywhere All At Once. Looking for Hitler in all the wrong podcasts with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream...P.S. Don't Cry. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2449: The H is Silent
Published: Thu, 06 Apr 2023
Description: Taco Bell hot sauce: cleaning pennies AND colons. Sending out an O-S-O. Raised to say hooker. Kempt and Sheveled. Paging Dr Slenderfinger. This dryer blows. Snorting Road Coke. I'm not hearing the Theeeeeeeeeme. Better Not Call Badger. There will be no ringy dingy and NO Lieutenant Yar! Why Did My Aunt Cancel Me on Facebook? Half horse, half man Seder. Sussy Vinegar. George Clooney's Big Meat Fists. Gobbling books with Amy. There's something to remember with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2448: Ghost Insurance
Published: Wed, 05 Apr 2023
Description: Gayest Denny's in the Land. Twenty Twenty Two Three. Hit by a cold 7 inches. Casper the friendly insurance adjuster. Jon Jagger, not my wife! Self-Cloning Monster Goldfish. Village Inn of the Damned. I am Garrotte. Waiting for the other shoe knife to drop. Heelys the other Shoe Gadget. I'm High Up Here! One Pool of Fries, Please. James Bond and the TSA violations. You Almost Became a Q Sandwich! Tech Is The Way with Tom. The Memes are Taking Over with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2447: Escape O'Room
Published: Tue, 04 Apr 2023
Description: Land O' Lukes. What's Under YOUR Eyepatch? Shit Sneeze. Deep Roy, Devourer of Worlds. Leakin' Schmoo Fluid from the Ding Dong. Tiny Four Year Old Shit. My Wife, The Xenomorph. Breakfast Noods. The Card Always Says Moops. Wendy's Old fashioned Jawbreakers. He's ten years younger. Does that make him my cousin or my nephew? Microsoft Luggage Simulator. Check Under The Burger Lid. GoPro On A Stick With Bill. You're Not Bill, Dammit with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2446: Bare Minimum Monday
Published: Mon, 03 Apr 2023
Description: Option 18 with two egg rolls. Six Inches And Growing. Tori Aim-it-at-us. As God as my witness I thought Easter eggs could fly. Hawaiian Shirt Season. Stand in the Place Where You Sit. Non-consensual User Trivia. That's So Dumb. I Love It. Lots of Hand-cocking Going On. It drives the space capsule to the planet or it gets the hamburger helper again. Mario NASKART. Mammoth meat: because size matters. Laying off 7000 people just to get to Perlmutter. Lawsuit Forthcoming. We Don't Like Ike with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2445: Stray Chicklet
Published: Thu, 30 Mar 2023
Description: Brian Eat, Craps, and Leaves Vegas. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, even if it's wrong. The FULL Irish. Monkey see. Monkey can't be bothered to do. Mr Dot McGoo. Microsoft Bingos 95. I am Grogroot. Gym Bros, Working Out Everything But Their Issues. What is this horse doing here and why is it named Charlie? What about the old guy with the bowl of Kix? Judge a Breakfast Place by Its Pancakes. THAT'S the Queen song you go to? 1 Tooth, 2 Tooth, Red Tooth, Blue Tooth compatible. Jack Glasscock and the Charlie Horse. Chore Core: The Novelization with Amy. Rubbing Butter on it with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2444: Passive Aggressive Bingo
Published: Wed, 29 Mar 2023
Description: The Left-Handed are Sinister. I'm Brian Ibbott, Prepare to be Touched! We had Zoe at Bacon. Seriously, I'm not drunk. I've only had 15 drinks so far. No Strip Trip. Kia Soul gets Tired. Schrodinger's Revolving Restaurant. In The Territory Of Awkward. Baby Fart Doodoo dododo (like Dunaway). Welcome to the Hotel Wifi Brian. Such a lovely face. It's not just for the gambling. There's also the hookers and cheap weddings. We Are Carvers Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum. Full Throated Relaxation with Tom. Recommentals with Nicole's Mom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2443: The Singular Peanut
Published: Tue, 28 Mar 2023
Description: GOLDFILLLING! We've Lost Left Strutter! OH NO WE'RE GOING TO DIE!... j/k wanna marry me? Mind if I record this in case we crash? Rage against the burrito. Is our show always this gross. A Giant Fart in the Sky. Is there a doctor on the podcast? and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2442: Plain White Tea
Published: Mon, 27 Mar 2023
Description: A bicycle built for poo. I don't like Stewieeeeee. The Avengers: Edamame. Premature Disconnection. Ancient bacterial cultures, huh? Stupid Farmer's Almanac Predictions. Mr Blue Sky with Groot... AND A CAVEMAN! Mumblin' Cotton-eye Joe. Accidental AHole. Dude! Just buy some filament. Big Coffee Has Been Lying to Us. Like what you like. I hate it. Ragnaro is my favorite MCU movie. Japanese Fecal Logistics. Eff this place with Stephen. Leaf Meat with Gwen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2441: Dune Mom
Published: Thu, 23 Mar 2023
Description: 50 Shades Of Gay. Lawn Poop Vacuum. The Mortal Stream. Miss D. Meaner and Mr. Weiner. Donald Duck Learns The Fibonacci Sequence. Change is hard, use dollars. We called the Cat Crayola. Brian Brine Shrimp. I Don't Like Sea Monkeyyyyyyys. Epiphany is short for electronic piphany. We can dance if we want to. We can watch TikTok behinds. Cement Your Bunghole. Scott's Magic Sand Salad. Deflating the Political Footballs with Amy. I Don't Do Murder with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2440: Tickle Pips
Published: Wed, 22 Mar 2023
Description: Galactus Cage Could Eat a Planet for Hours. Cartier Johnson. The Diamond Daughter. All Dressed, Not Naked. That Guy on Twitter Lied Again. Alan Cumming and Alan Going. Derrick Seed. Mash 'em, Fry 'em, Put 'em In A Stew. the villains name pronounced Darkseeeeeeeeid. Crude Crud. Parental Nepotism. It's Frankensteen. Are Doritos made from potatoes, cuz I, like, really wanted to know. A Little Foppish Arrogance. Gravy Of Thrones With Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2438: Weird Pork Extras
Published: Mon, 20 Mar 2023
Description: Do buffalos have wings, cuz I, like, really wanted to know? Winner Junior. If you wanted to join today, then wait till Wednesday. North Weast Is My Favorite Beer. Shazam. Y'know with Sinbad. Dreaming in Diablo. How does Google form work? I bought my cake and ate it too. This meal didn't make me happy. A Rather TDS Service. Ninety-Nine Pig Balloons. Oh how the turns have tabled. If they're not real, do they count as fake? Superman under the Gunn with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2437: Rats in the corn chute
Published: Thu, 16 Mar 2023
Description: Snagging the rubber. Whil's Whife. Was there a show yesterday, cuz I, like, really wanted to know? Here Today Gone Temari. The Irish love their Double D. Same place, not my Butt. Paging Dr. Skinny Fingers. Conscience-free '23. An Up Yours Lyfting Story. Googly Eyes Patient Zero. Quit bragging about your Terabytes (Preshow). a 10 hour tool, 10 hour tool. Pickup at Island Five. Cunning Linguists with Amy. Burn-in the burnout with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2436: Traumatized Batman Resin Sculpture
Published: Tue, 14 Mar 2023
Description: There are 2 things you need to make it in the topless gig economy. New trigger, who dis? Dump a Load on Annie. Squirrely Roundhouse Shenanigans. Never Grant An Interview. kelp, kelp, its happening. It's not being topless that's the problem. It's the cleaning. Come on down to Hitler's Honeysuckle's! Tips for Nips. Is there a show tomorrow, cuz I, like, really wanted to know? I don't belieeeeeeve in ghosts. Shoutout to the tailor. Whenever I look at my package, I check the stream. Punished Clocks with Bill. Spinning yarns with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2435: Nacho Nacho Wins!
Published: Mon, 13 Mar 2023
Description: That Asian Kid's a Hoot! Welcome to the Frogpants Cafeteria (it's a lovely place). Keep your schnauzer out of my schnitzel! No show Wednesday. Brian is a Daddy apologist. Explore the Prostate. AT&T, &T &T, &T. Charles Emerson Cheese III. No time for Oscars Doctor Jones. Catch Up on Your Hooker Culture! The rodent runs on floppies. When you think of wooden marching bands, think of Trojan. How are We Supposed to Watch Wapner? Papa Williams Takes the Court. Scott Does math, Appslappy Edition and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2434: My Newt Minute
Published: Thu, 09 Mar 2023
Description: Put Your Gees Back In Your Louise. If I can borrow your phone I can call long-distance for the figures. That bear was one day away from retirement. My Russian Sister from Korea. Keanu Creams. Raspberry Beret Records. Stouffer's: They're Fine. You'll have no Amy, no Wendi, and no Lieutenant Yarr and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2433: Grooton
Published: Wed, 08 Mar 2023
Description: Wolverine Would Toss That Salad. The Chronic Masticator. The Amazing Adventures of Gassy and Sleepy. Runnin On Kimchi. You Know... Jon Stewart... The Other Green Lantern. Snow cone Dog. Hey, wanna go cluck? Shopping Cart Obstacle Course. The Lad part isn't the issue. AI for one welcome our artificial overlords. Superman. The Answer to Everything. That name again is Doggy Plow. Did he Circumcise the world? Top five top fives with Tom. Everything Everywhere in Three Parts with Randy, Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2432: Flip Floppy Hoo Ha
Published: Tue, 07 Mar 2023
Description: I hate the tuck. The Bride of Frankenberger. Tune in Turn on and Turn against. The Psychology of Strangers. Deer in the doorbell ditch. Our house is a very very very wrong house. Held It Like An Elephant. Exit Through the Dog Poo. Working 9 to 4:30. Big long dude doesn't give a tuck. I went to area 51 and all I got was this lousy probe. Don't push your slow friend. Just outrun them. The Weed Whisper. Pros and Cons with Bill. Bouncy balls of pee with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2431: My Sandwich Board Hell
Published: Mon, 06 Mar 2023
Description: NuDuckDotComComcast. Stinky Rotten Cabbage Bag. Utah's Hottest Available Singles! The Witch The wardrobe and the Weiner. You'll have no Discovery, no Picard, and no Lieutenant Yarr! Ground beef and Kimchi Starter Pack. I think Pee Wee Herman just sold me a newspaper subscription? What's a lady bro? Darmok and Jilad at Mt Tumulus. Raised in a Norman Rockwell painting. My Pronouns Are Thing....And Useless! Rotten Cabbage Fartsack. You Must Construct Additional Hatchets. Punching Nazis with Stephen. App-slapping Chris Rock and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2430: Bougie Picnic Basket
Published: Thu, 02 Mar 2023
Description: That Looks Like a Pokemon I'd Like to Capture. Hungry Shark do-do-do-do-do Hungry Shark do-do-do-do-do. It all made sense till I woke up. Neither Take Apple Pencils nor Leave Apple Pencils. Skid marks belong on the road, not car seats. The Tomato Shoe Thing is Bullshit. Apple pies and weirdos. WickedKitten on Grindr. Vermonicole. Windows 12: We Figured Our Audio Shit Out. Ring the Exocist my Ford's been Possessed. Leave it to the hate groups to ruin everything. The Nickelodeon Generation. Warm Chocolate Clouds with Amy. Trigger Warnings with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2429: Just suck em
Published: Wed, 01 Mar 2023
Description: Olivia Newton-John, The Taste Of Australia. Jessica Cheese Stain. worrying about doors since 2011. Can I Be Your Personal Hoser? All Forms of BACON Are Accepted. Isn't there a Gladiator movie called Gladiator something? Olympic gold medalist in painting naked wresters. Roseanne Barre Syndrome. The chat doesn't give a crap about your peanut allergy. Enjoy your drink diapers. What are the dried up skins called? M&Ms are based on PEOPLE!!! We need a man to 'splain it! Surprised by Pretzels. The Rollable Square With Tom. Full throated Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2428: Uncomfortably Numb
Published: Tue, 28 Feb 2023
Description: The Tramp Stamp Generation. Rock, paper, scissors, gold, ceramic. Facing mortality at the dentist. In case of Van, don't break glass. Accidentally Racist Bones. Method Hurling! Experts in All Things Fecal. Get A Singer For A Song!! Gold is the gold standard. It-sa me, Lego-las. I'm fine poopin' in a box. 2 Cats Enter 1 Cat Leaves. A Tattooism. Elf Violation. Some of my best friends are dogs. Fingering Hems With Bill. Not Bill's Birthday with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2427: Exit Teeth
Published: Thu, 23 Feb 2023
Description: Scotts Leaky Thing. I Don't Like Bad Taxidermyyyyyy. Shadow, When the Walls Fell. Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Shoot 'em into space. Chocolate Factories Smell Like Willy Wonka Farts. Hello! I'm Reading This in Scott Fletcher's Voice? Murder Hamsters. It's a dog-eat-dog bandage world. I'd rather Jackalope than Fleetwood Mac-alope. Can You Come to Work in Like Sandals 'Cause I Like Really Want to Know... Beaver Problems. I'm a laser man. Snowdew Valley. Pretend You're Good At It with Amy. Switching flips with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2426: Almond Taylor Joy
Published: Wed, 22 Feb 2023
Description: Yellow Bag of Sadness. M-m-m-my granola. Limp Peanuts. There were FORK heads! Fetching Bottled Dasani for the Hobbits. house smells like Deez Nuts. Slippy finger in the bath. Jazz Hands Are Always Confusing toe. Hot Pockets for Neve Campbell. Can't Get Past the Past-ah. Looking for other Forks! WHERE'S TYNE DALY?! Everyone Needs a Plucky Kid. No offense to Tina Yothers. Judgy Granola. The Golden Corral of Tech News, Tom. Everyone repeats Nicole's recommendations and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2425: Sleep Podcasting
Published: Tue, 21 Feb 2023
Description: Utah, the Dutch Oven State. Meth N' Sexy Hotel. Is There A Branch Of The Military That Just 3D Prints Things, Because I REALLY want to know! I'll rub it out later. The bastard cat did it! I plopped my pants. Capture Your Humanoids. I Don't Like Colorado Green Chiliiiiiiiiiii. What's Florida's State aroma these days? You know it's pungent. You say Potato, I say Tobago. Mother penny was the worst James Bond character. The producer knows nothing. So How Does Burgertime Work? Waiting for paint to dry with Bill. it's always good to see Bill, with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2424: Cocaine Dingos
Published: Mon, 20 Feb 2023
Description: Stowaway J Frog. Ant-Man is in Quantumania. Check the Nuts and the Anus. No One Falls Like Gaston! Red On-Air Crabs. I don't like to PEEEEEEE during Ant-Man. Utah man goes on rampage after reading pun filled frog article. The Dunaway Redemption. Buy the Donut for the Sprinkles. The Fall didn't kill em. The Vat of Acid did. Checking Disney Replay. He Who McRemains. Peter Pan 2 Crocodile Boogalooo. ol' Dry Foot Johnson. Trader Joes Seaweed cleanse. Crop dusting the sports department. Jonathan Majors Spoilers with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2423: How I Met Your Matcha
Published: Thu, 16 Feb 2023
Description: Tower Defense your Thermostat. All your memes are belong to us. Rent the Covermobile. Don't get too excited, it's full of white people. Free roaming Kit-Kats. Ibbott Gets the Square. You must construct additional compressors! Love the Book! 1 star. Touching your flesh, or it didn't happen. I Got a Million Views and Still Have to Poop. Take a Turo to get a Gyro. Spaghetti Flossing, Also Bad Up Close. Every dog looks sad in their stupid cone. Lip Control with Amy. America's Next Top Podcaster with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/7293c006-ae27-11ed-9601-c786767a88d9/media.mp3
TMS 2422: A Cup of Coughy
Published: Wed, 15 Feb 2023
Description: Show Me Your Virginia Johnson. The Naked Gak. Fun-Sized Clare. We named the Scott Indiana. Plop Salad, it's like dump cake, only healthier. Nothing Two Nuts is my favorite rapper. Bunghole Car, Five Stars. The Best Morning Show In The History Of The Universe! Grandma's Algorithmic Fingerprint Extractor. This Is Your Time Peepoo, Enjoy!! Length Is Not As Important As Clarity. 30 Seconds of Jibber Jabber. Forcing the Musk on Us. Refusing to Flip the Tortoise with Tom Merritt. The Woman Who Recommentaled and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2421: Halley's Potato
Published: Tue, 14 Feb 2023
Description: THEN YOU CAN EX-WIFE!!! Aw Shoot, Another UFO. Don't Make Me Say Your Zipcode! Tap dat asteroid. Some Like it Not. An eel slappin' good time! You Lying Sacks Of Turd! This Website is Useless, Better Check it Out. Are Dolphins Fish, because I seriously wanted to know. 99 red balloons Floating in the US sky. The Salem Cat Trials. Criminally Negligent Mrs. Doubtfire. Come to Vegas for a Moment of Clare-ity. Heavy Metal Lego with Bill. Fly to the hills with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2420: Back in the war days
Published: Mon, 13 Feb 2023
Description: Sittin' in a Bikini, Yellin' at the Chat. What's the Multiverse doing these days? You know it's got alternatives. Rihanna Played Next Level Smash Brothers. I don't like mankiniiiiiiiissss. Lyfting Syphilis. Fritos, Cheetos and Doritos. All the food groups. Paper Y'ever Eat Paperrrrr. Everyone Should Kill a Chicken or Cow Once. Emotions are so gay. Recipe For Farts. New house who dis? 30% Less Ellas. like a Chinese wedding funeral. Slap Monkey with Mouse and Dan. Colon Drift App Slappy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2419: Don't Touch the Thermos Tat
Published: Wed, 08 Feb 2023
Description: Poking the parking lot bear. Predator V Shrek. Tell Alexa What You Want, What You Really, Really Want (and she'll obey 7/10 times). 62% Chance He Did That Because He Has A Mercedes. Back In or Pull Out? What, Praytell, is an Ass-Sentinel? pick a number between 5 and 10. 26! He Is One Of MANY A-Holes! And you can ANNE RICE! How's your pull through game? Jackie Earl Haiily Joel Osment. Ol' Cutfoot McLane. Finding Mom's Porn. Set it and Keep Fiddling With It. Always listen to RuPaul. AI gaslighting with Tom. Buttering your Comatoast with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/d9498790-a7dd-11ed-8dff-9b5898fa0d0e/media.mp3
TMS 2418: Deep Galileo Hole
Published: Tue, 07 Feb 2023
Description: Wasn't there an Extra Terrestrial movie called E.T. something? Brush Up on Your Bogart. They Had DNA In 1982. Your Father Fought in the Star Wars. Lemon Entry my dear Watson. Nobody puts million dollar baby in the corner. Screwed by Cherries. Proves What, Ya Dumbasses? Pull Up a Potato, We're Having Chair! The Happiest Virus Factory On Earth. I'll Keep Tweaking. Protected by a chunk of cotton. Doing it With Sheep. Bowling with Bill. Beelzebub has a Dodo put aside for me, with Bobbyyyyyy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/669b3d3e-a714-11ed-a16b-479da0f8e932/media.mp3
TMS 2417: Body Doodle
Published: Mon, 06 Feb 2023
Description: Assassin's Creed VA LA HA! I don't like the Grameeeeees. Never Dab. Zoe Brings Tina's Birthday. Don't Trigger The Gak! Rocket Raccoon's doodle double. Moist points. I like me some Abba. I like me some Gaga. But I hate me some Kajagoogoo. Don't give a Dammy about a Grammy. My Semi is like silk. Eric Bana in Hannah, Man...a. They All Sound Like Harry Potter Bullshit. The Chips Are Wood, Chips Aren't Supposed to be Wood. Reno Plus. The Devil Leather Book with Monica! AppSlappy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2416: Pavlov's Chatroom
Published: Thu, 02 Feb 2023
Description: If Clare's Your Buddy, Get A THIRD Buddy! Flesh Chute. The Security Guard Was Standing Sideways! Can you come get your DOG!? Periodically Looking at the Periodic Table. Among Veronica's Marshmallows. Adobe Failed the Audition. This Title was generated by ChatGPT and it is funny and clever. KK Slider, Live in Concert. In and Out and Loathing in Las Vegas. Brian Would Walk 500 Drinks. Cock-a-Roach with Natasha Lyonne. Las Vegas Monorail? It's More of a Shelbyville Idea. The Seven Audiobooks You Can't Play on TMS with Amy. Perpetually Returning Socks to Home Depot with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2414: Portal Fixation
Published: Wed, 01 Feb 2023
Description: America: We have the ports. Neither Guinea Nor Pig. Pure Frickin' Water. I can't Stand the Guy but I want his hair. I'd tap that cactus. That Doesn't Make Any Sense, So No. Distill my beating heart. What letter isn't in there? 7. Man of the Dessert. Cactus-Fried Kidneys. Canceling Just to Spite You with Tom. You shouldn't have to ask for recommentals with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2414: 4K Por Que
Published: Tue, 31 Jan 2023
Description: Lovely Lady Dumps. Waiter, There's a Hair in my Ibuprofen. Bang, Zoom, Buzz, To the Moon! Just Let Veronica Win. He Said Cunk With A K. How do hockey jerseys work, cuz I'd like really like to know? Tangfastic! Check Your Toilets. I Don't Like The Black Eyed Peeeeeeees. I Kinda Want To MOUNT The Nasty-Ass Thing! On Bond Road. Down to Zippo. Fecal Parody Litigation. Foam Bat Signal with Bill. Jamming the airplane brakes with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2413: Hi, the Cure
Published: Mon, 30 Jan 2023
Description: From Nun to 13 Children. THEN YOU CAN KEEN WAH! Are you there, God? It's my uterus. I Don't Like Naked Fleaaaaaaaaaaa. Pass it through the pants. I could climb up a greasy poll for hours. Let me defib that burrito for you. Mitsubishi Lettuce Go For a Test Drive. Leg Go of my Taco. The Powder of Me. Throttle Up the BeeJay. Silly podcaster, baths are for kids! what happened to playboy? You know they have talent. Spidereia. Migraine Jacking. Emperor Stephen of Major Spoileria and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2412: Groinal Zones
Published: Wed, 25 Jan 2023
Description: How do you like your eggs? Inexpensive. Butt: The 12th Spice. In Post-Soviet Russia Pez Dispenses YOU. Pillow Murder. Morgan Freeman narrates my dreams. What's the deal with the fang? You don't know DOS. Wasn't The Cat. I'll do the Horsey (sauce). Then you shall have no Popeyes, no chicken sandwich, and no Lt Yar. Going to Bat for Butt Chicken. Black Car Makes Me Fancypants Rather than Frogpants. I Could Pause a Movie For Hours. Icks Nay Subway. Thank a Van with TOM. Confidential Pezidential Documents, Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2411: Paging Dr Tang
Published: Tue, 24 Jan 2023
Description: Happy St Merkins Day. This Message is for Red Sonja. Lovingly Touch Your Modok. Everything Everywhere All Nominated at Once. I Can't Suck My Own. You'll get no Nomination, no Oscar and No Conductor Tarr. All Sequels Are Adaptations. Is anything legal in Missouri. Thank you, Weed People! I Think I Found a Whale Burger. I Don't Like Hairy Seeeeeeeeeeds. Correct and Effect. An Entire Year of Dicks. The Itch to Chop Down Trees with Bill. Nearly Crash Dieting with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2410: Beefy Tips
Published: Mon, 23 Jan 2023
Description: Top of the Ramen to ye. I didn't do the Doctor but I might have done her deputy. I've Seen Loki 'All The Way!'. You're Wrong, Elizabeth, So Wrong. Then you can't eat fried rice.Whatever Happened to TMS Listener? You Know The Guy's Got Talent. Viva Las Vegas Lizzie. Knobs and Balls Break Everyday. Feels A Little Verdant! The Sesame chicken litmus test. A handful of Prince. Dingleberry Douchebag. Ask Your Doctor if TMS is Right For You. Please Bend My Leg. Rolling Hills Flat Zone with Steven. Regina On My Mind With Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2409: Edging The Vinyl
Published: Thu, 19 Jan 2023
Description: Amputate The Grandma. Don't Put That in Your Mouth. A Saturday Night at Froggers House. Lies and the Lying Liars who Lie. Nobody pays me to talk to my wife. Pinball Wizard's Garage Sale. Pants on fire indicator. Keep your leg, make a lamp out of it. Aggressive Microtransactions. The curse of Karen and Brandon. I hate it when songs get stuck in my head...in your head, zombie, zombie. Don't finger the Vinyl. The centipede that led to my wife. Leave the Gun, Take the CannoLeg. Reading is Fundamental with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2408: Optimistically Pessimistic!
Published: Wed, 18 Jan 2023
Description: Ginko Bologna. Up your carb hole. The Last Mandalorians of Us. That's appropriation, mate! Pasties and Meatballs. All Those People Are Dead. The throat in the back of the neck thing. The Free Hotel Room is still Free. I have a question about 1 hour 28 minutes into episode 739. Lisa Loeb Might Stay. (s) Bowie, Bowie your hair is a mess. Tater Pillers. Uh Oh! No Spaghettios! Feral colon. 4000 Characters Of Tom Merritt. Murder porn Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2407: Let's go Cantaloupe!
Published: Tue, 17 Jan 2023
Description: I Like Tiny Pasta and I Cannot Lie. And It Comes With a Free Raspberry. vomit: the Ctrl-alt-del of the stomach. With His Mouth, Not With His Butt. Post Holdings Cereal. The Study of Meat Texture - Zombie Edition. Facing Shingles Head On. No Decisions, No Pasta and No Lt Yar. As god is my witness i thought Jamie Lynn Spears could fly. Spin the Cowboy guts in Vegas. Wrist Butts. The Critics Agree - Rut Roh. Bay shot the movie but he didn't kill the Pi-ge-on. Lightning Strikes Twice with Bobby. All Sorts of Detritus with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2406: Feetures include Paytoween!
Published: Thu, 12 Jan 2023
Description: Stick It in Mien Kampf! URL the Porn Dog. Kim Paid Veronica. NDBA: None Disclosure Burger Agreement. All of the Audiobooks are available in print form. Scott's Indecent Proposal Dream. Play games with one hand! Everybody is, Shame Foo Fighting. There were TWO heists. Respect the Weird. Does porn have a smell, cuz I like really wanted to know. Once, Twice, Three Times a Dude Lady. Can someone tell me why this sucks? The following safety manual has been brought to you with limited interruption by Amy. I Pity the FOO with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2405: Large Form Marshmallow
Published: Wed, 11 Jan 2023
Description: James and the Unbruisable Peach. Manpons. Cash, Lube, and Burner Phone. Condom Spinner. Bhutanese Passpop. I'ma eat that baby. A savory Salty Soup. Chocolate in your Jerky Bucket. Sing Karaoke...or Elsa. Dunaway makes a hard left for a McRib. Email EQUALS Junk. Give me the 3 way...chili. Edwards, We have the Meats! No Tom Like the Present. Nicole Calls Time Out with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2404: Boomer Buddies
Published: Tue, 10 Jan 2023
Description: Galaga Dots. Sagging Bosom Buddies. He Died, Turns Out He Was Terminal. What if mystery person A and mystery person B had a baby. The Frogpantian Shaman. If this gets enough likes, I will go to prison. Wide Mouthed Bottles. The Mmmmm-Bop Comet. I don't like it when my dog doesn't Peeeeeee. Jamesnasium. Right at your hand tips. Follow My Crime on TikTok. The car was toad. More Glue Than Plastic With Bill. Back Seat Junk Bag with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2403: Professional Eye Roller
Published: Mon, 09 Jan 2023
Description: Spayed and Neutered, the Bob Barker Secret. Sucked into Hooker Busienss. don't call me Shirley, Sackbut! That guy with the needle lied. The Most Ton of People. Rectum, Damn Near Killed Him! Why Can't Mr. Freeze Be Swol? Night Courts and Afros. Apply for Your Circle Today! Talky Parts Karaoke. Imposter Anti-pasti. Good Morning, Las Vegas, in the Morning This Morning Good Morning. Conspiring to do NOTHING! The Abe Vigoda List. Same Body, Different Head with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2402: Bjork Irritation
Published: Thu, 05 Jan 2023
Description: Make Something Better, Monkey. Sleepless in Salt Lake. Dry Hard: With a Resin. That Guy on Hawkeye Lied. Yippee Kayee, 3D Printer. Women Got Cool Guts. The Era of Talking Moose. How many languages do you speak? Brown Beats by Dre. You Cant Take The Babble Out Of The Rando Caller! Supports Matter. Unique Sounding Stupid Voice. Captain Borka is the Swedish Chef from the Muppets. Elastic Lady Parts With Amy. Pretty Fly for a Science Guy with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2401: Potato C.H.I.P.S.
Published: Wed, 04 Jan 2023
Description: Magnum 3.14159. I'mma livin' in a stop. I'mma livin' in a Po-ke-stop. I don't like STEEEAAM Games. I wanna know what Trek is. I want you to show me. In Space, no one can hear you jump across logs. I love the smell of dog in the morning. Filler, Fluff and Throwaway. An Egg McGuffin. Anyone but Clare. Smells like child labor. U Meaning You and Urine!Stop trying to make smellovision happen! Complex layers of a teen drama. The IP of Pee with Tom. It's the Wednesday Wednesday Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2400: Egg Nog Zero
Published: Tue, 03 Jan 2023
Description: I enjoy large rear ends, I can't falsify that fact. Don't you see my five stars?! Dollar Stores Anchored by Spirit Halloweens. Making Thickened Liquid Great Again. Father of the Year 2 hours in. I will call in my cover favor. It's An 'OK' From Paul Hollywood. Lyft: moving at the speed of the DMV. Twas the testicle work what killed him! Fat Bottomed Ants you make the rockin world go round. Free Coke at the Crack Shack. Star Trek As Hell. My son called after the ball dropped. The Chicken is Red, Chickens Aren't Supposed to be Red. Giving People the Bird with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2399: Dr. Tobias Aturn
Published: Thu, 29 Dec 2022
Description: Sex With Hitler 2: Electric Boogaloo! Come with me, and we'll be, in a world of purest syndication. Four Season's Dildo Shop. The cost of getting your soul back. 2 Degrees of the Wrong Bacon. 300 Kilometers Per Mile. 23 reasons the 90's made you ugly. It's so hard to be a serial killer these days. His moustache was the first thing that caught my eye. Two Old Guys trying to Remember Shit. Kidney Playmate. From Boulder To Grindr! Nipple Slipple. The Accidental Steam Deck. If you're a person with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2398: Roiders of the Purple Sage
Published: Wed, 28 Dec 2022
Description: Vibraphone, for the ladies. Franco, but not the one you think! Christ Krispies. Vanmagadon. That sticky Golden Grahams feeling. Mike Oldfield's Series of Tubes. Silly Rabbit, Dunaway's for kids. Lucky Charms & Potatoes. The Venn diagram of Barbie video game and chattering teeth. Poots and Doody. Taking the week off like normal people. Covers don't count, I'm in trouble deep. My mom always told me if I constricted the sciatica I would get hairy palms. I'm still standing. Yeah yeah yeah. Comedians on Bernie Mac getting coffee. Reccamentaling what comes after 4, or was it 3, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2396: Anson Dismount
Published: Mon, 26 Dec 2022
Description: 3D Printed Anger. Scott Remakes The Calendar. Picking Up and Haulin' Granny's. There's no soccer in Maverick! Porn Shack. Drunk on Midichlorians. Slapping Balogna. Spent time in the Clapper. Dahmer Ate The Person of the Year. Florida Man's Punt Forch. We Don't Have A Bear Clause. Amy has a package for us. Free Granny Lift-Driving. Unfortunate use of clan. Batman and Superman buddy issues with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2396: Resting trucker hat
Published: Thu, 22 Dec 2022
Description: Brian Bends the Knee. When One Door Closes a Door Becomes a Window. Ooooh the Uterus is done!The Sauce of the Monkey. Cysticles. Concentrated Boob Sweat. Between a Rock and a Dwayne Place. Freezing Aliens! Prove it, You CAN'T! I'm dreaming of a weird Christmas. I don't like Pun-da-treeeeeeeeee. 11 and -11 are close enough. Obviously it's aliens. Ship Before You Remove. Gamer Grandpa Bathwater. One Testicle Too Many with Amy. Therapy Thursday with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2395: Zamboni the Vampire
Published: Wed, 21 Dec 2022
Description: Flurturnstic Flur. The Jesus Kid. Micro Gift For Kim. You like Video Games? Hold my Juice Box. Control of Clare. Gin Soaked Potato Phone. Tracksuit mafia strikes back. Lobo Lo Lo Lo LoBo. I Vote Team Claraway. Darn That Wrist Parrott! Son of a Goat! The Brian Dunaway was a Pillow! Proud of my weird facsimile. Top Hat in the morning with Tom. Is Pepsi OK, Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2394: Thanos Ginger Snap
Published: Tue, 20 Dec 2022
Description: Demon Anus Breath. An LCD trip. Meat con carnage. Did You Ever Read About the Frog Who Wanted Pants? And Then He Got Some. Cop a Feel of That Onion. The Morning Sciatica. 8 maids a cleaning up bird shit. Yes, The Band! I Mean Yes, Not The Band. Or the Exclamation. You no take Candle in the Winf. Just one inflatable. Hold my Grinch. It's Clitoritor! Take Me Seriously! Deedly Doo! The Art of 1/3 of the Noise. Ginned up prank caller, I'm listening. Lego my Parts with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2393: How chunky is the Monkey
Published: Mon, 19 Dec 2022
Description: There's No Business Like Sciatica Business. Dumb Muffs. Chiropractors Get You Hooked on the Crack. DiCaprio Level Seating. I'd love to do that with my pants. So This Is 50. And a Happy New Year. Do You Know What I Do?!? Hinges are the darkest magic. Lose the Pepperidge Farm Voice! Was It Boogery? Brian drinks Thickened Liquor. I Wouldn't Talk in This Voice if I Was You. Marvel's Superman: There's nothing like it! He Doesn't Smell of Drink. Up the 40k butt with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2392: Meth on the Cob
Published: Thu, 15 Dec 2022
Description: Only murders in the dungeon. Who Goes Out To Get A Salad?Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right. Self Driving in the middle with you. Stupid Giant Fruit-Loop. KFC stands for Kill for Corn. Try Food Poisoning At Least Once. Is Laurie a Male Name? Flannel-Clad Schmoes. Bobby Franken-Subtitute. Peepoo are Human Beans. Empty Cavities with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2391: Dingly Dangly Dongle
Published: Tue, 13 Dec 2022
Description: Diarrhea Dog is the worst Yoga move. I Don't Like Eeeeeeeeee Batteries. The Ones you Lick that Hurt. Save a Soul-a-Thon. When you're not here, you're family we don't like anymore. Borderline Political Jesus. The man at the recycling Center lied. Dunkin' Covfefe. Swamp Water is my John Fogerty Cover Band Name. Germans: Pretty cool since the war. Collective Soul Asylum. Your dog died? Prove it! You can't! My Chids are addicted to the Fortnite. A Pint Of Weed With Bill. Discovering Frogpantium with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2390: Big Polygamy Vans
Published: Mon, 12 Dec 2022
Description: I Think He Blew a Transformer. Rated RRR. Who got time to read 7 books? You can Liquid Dance if you want to, you can leave your poop behind. THEN YOU CAN'T EAT RICE! STOMACH NUETRAL FOOD ONLY. Now it's in 4 parts. Would you like Sushi with your Sushi?? I want Pinhead and the Lady with the Vagina in her neck. Mister Boom Tastic, Something Fantastic. Give Peace and James Gunn a Chance! Taking the D out of Dunkin'. Gettin' Off Easy for Christmas. Definitely not stained glass. Excited or Weird with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2389: Hello sticky kitters
Published: Thu, 08 Dec 2022
Description: The Age-Old Tradition of Beating Your Mom. Where's my Diamond Bracelet, Brian? Frozone Pizza. Where's Elmo. Smells like me in here. Totos for Peepoo. Marijuana poisoning? Gonna check Snoops.com. Popcorn Covered in Bubblegum. All the Sample Ladies. All the Sample Ladies. Wee wee, poo poo, and haw haw haw. I hope you like this book more than Bill did. No Joy In That Con. Thick Wet Quality. DJ Kahlid to English dictionary. Evoking the Ick with September. Gift, Regift and Misgift with Wendi. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2388: Rise Revolt Repeat
Published: Wed, 07 Dec 2022
Description: Eating Mustard Every Day. The Short Answer? It's Bullshit. Marie Osmond Squirted Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory. Friends that Lick Poles. Yeet out the commercials. I'm allergic to tentacles. You're right handed, left? They give off the stench of niceness. I thought Fargo Won, no? The Academy of Brian Dunaway.just a lil' bit of torture. A drawing I did of my own HAND. Bring me all the raw with my Ma and Pa. Recursive Logic Loop With Tom. Zillow Goes Wild with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2387: Plumsplaining
Published: Tue, 06 Dec 2022
Description: Which way does YOUR toilet flow? I know him! He's a friend from the oven! Hail Santa. Gknee Gknee Gknee Gkneeeeeee. Shepard in Spaaaaaaaaaaaaceeeee. gknee Is Still Having It. It's no Filth. Dirt's for the bold. Mount Sanford and Son. Oh my Gorge! Flabbergasted Flossy Owners. Sea-Tac So Tacky. Immediate Marcia Gay Hardens. Again with the Plums. Getting Drilled with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2386: Adventure Pizza
Published: Mon, 05 Dec 2022
Description: Tina Taco. Whoa, Blue Beetle, Bam-ba-lam. Once You Poop You Can't Stop. Sexy Jim Varney Voice. We Don't Need Another Gyro. woke dirt chode. What's The Opposite Of Nine? 6! Air out the hemorrhoids. Chribbott on an Ibbott. There's A Lady I Know, Who Goes To The Mall and She Is Sitting On Two Chairs. Hydrate the Router. Lobo and Mebo. Greeky Cheese. Taste the Squireenie. Indiana Jones and the Dial Soap of Destiny with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2385: Herd of Freaky Turkeys
Published: Thu, 01 Dec 2022
Description: Give me the uterus, i'll give you the deck! My Haterade brings all the trolls to the yard. You know, the Never Ending Story flying dog thing. How many fallopian tubes do YOU have? Going out on a high note with Milli Vanilli. Stevia. I barely knew her. Brian is healthier without his Soul. What's a phone book? It's not a good segue if you need to explain it. Tears Are The New Handshake. They Kept Saying Yuh-Rine-Al. Uteruses can't use Mac products. Stevia Nicks is my favorite Mac. Girl Pee with Amy. Adopting Ope with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2384: Batteries Not Ingested
Published: Wed, 30 Nov 2022
Description: TvsTravis Killed the Radio Travis. Felonious Monks. Hey, Too Early for a Meth Sandwich? Cough Drop Unit. Dunaway gets YEEEETed. Only the Beastie Boys want Ill Communication. Kirkland Pant Heist. Crystal Monks. How Black is This Mirror? How's Chris Jericho doing these days. You know I haven't heard of him. 360 dreams and dirty toilets. NES Heist. How much for your best Yabba Dabba Doooooo? Sardines and Kimchi with Tom. Therapy Wednesday with Nicole, Randy and More and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2383: Mistakes on a Plane
Published: Tue, 29 Nov 2022
Description: Wakwanzaa Forever. Tossing Salads and Scrambled Eggs for Christmas. Brian Has No Soul: Week 3. It's No Popeye. But What Is. A Master Blaster Christmas Carol. First rats eat the Weed, then they are cooking meth. Dr. Tina, Ride Share Woman. I Don't Like Peeeeee Debriiiiiiis. Sharper Image is a Dull Store. Avoid the Butthole Snow. Man, never go full Peacock. I would like to cancel my free trial of winter, please. Fast Times At Ridgemont High Christmas Special. A Very Denchy Cameo. Murder, He Yolked with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2382: Related Turkeys
Published: Mon, 28 Nov 2022
Description: Queer and Present Danger. Hunger Games for Hillbillies. Drunk Cherries. I Can't Believe It's Not Butt Tar. Underwear crapnel. Would you like fries with that baby? Hairiest, Gayest Bearman. Jumbuck and Tucker is my favorite Starsky and Hutch Spinoff. Peepoo is the new Love the show though. Undie Fragments. Screams and Carapace Air. A Crabby Royal with Cheese. Medieval End Times. Isn't There a Giant Hamburger Mayor Called Mayor McSomething? Backstabby Ramalam with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2381: Peppy le Pugh
Published: Wed, 23 Nov 2022
Description: Which of You Bastards Said Serenity? Garmondo? Sounds Great! Five Guys COVID and Lies. AND THEN THERE'S MAUDE! Shalala La Boof. A regular human sized burger. Man I can go for some gum, got any cheese? The Wild Brady West. Hey Attractive Girl, You're Muted. That Vanessa Williams. The 30 Year Old is a Baby! Who is Clare Diction. Netflix murders and cakes. You're a Sweet Little Headache with Tom. Way More Than Two or Five Things with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2380: Sopranosaurus
Published: Tue, 22 Nov 2022
Description: WaKaren Forever. Fantastic Sleeps and Where to Find Them. Like a Hostess pie, but good. I Have A Way With Peepoo. He fancies himself a banksy. It's a Great Time to Survive. Big Plump Franks. Flappy-Wing Ankle-Wings. Talking Includes Whispering. The standard chocolate cake radio station. Paying for heat in my bum. Thinking Outside The Bin. 80% Less Naked Than Flea. Throw me the crystals, I'll throw you the pies. Hey, I'm Walking Here! To Buffalo Wild Wings! Paint me like one of your AI girls with Bill. Meaty Meatier Impacts with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2379: The Old Ball and Chainsaw
Published: Mon, 21 Nov 2022
Description: Your Kidneys Are Incredible. Airlines Can Bite My Left Buttcheek. I Can Only Taste Hand Lotion. Upper Deck of a German Toilet. Aria Stark's Shit List. Hallmark: Porn without Naked People. The guy at Jiffy Lube lied. Bruce is a lumberjack and he's ok. T Stands For Dumb. Coming to the Stage...Jerry Atric! George Donkey Bite Washington. Fiddy-Centaur. COVID Makes You Think There Are Two Marleys. French Fries Are Disgusting with Dan. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2378: Probably Pacino
Published: Thu, 10 Nov 2022
Description: Don't Repeat the Pizza Rolls. Wiener Nougat. Jim Henson Whips it Out. Look at the big brain on Travis! The Beard of Knowledge. Lets Hear That 5150 Review! Be Afraid the Wrath of the Redhead. GoFundChuck. Silverado, why won't you come to your senses. No Straying From Correct Answers. TMS stands for Teaching Me Stuff. Trailing the blaze with Amy. Pinewood Derby Inside Baseball with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2377: Open Carry Chicken!
Published: Wed, 09 Nov 2022
Description: Age is Just a Number... and the Slow Degradation of Tissues and Cells. Exceeding the Pun Density Limit. Wither do you wander Mr Michigander. How Scared Should You Be? Tune In Next Tuesday! I mean that personally, not politically. We Need Pun Control Laws. He's more Kyber than Cover now. Stayed Up 24 Hours - Not in a Row. A Grumpy Old Man Out In Space. The Carolingian Conspiracy. Cluck Cluck BOOM! The plot chickens. Improving Metaphors With Tom. Reccamentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2376: Sorry Dead People!
Published: Tue, 08 Nov 2022
Description: The Duke of Earl of Sandwich. Doves Are Pigeons Too! Titillating Titanium Talk. If I Could Just Use Your Chicken. Chink in the armor, lovingly. Mr and Mrs Coitus. Come Together Right Now Beauty Queens (The Beatles). Males Don't Have the Nice Round Butt. The Black Crystal. Hacksaw Guerrilla. His Tae Kwan Do is better than your Tae Kwan Don't. Do spiders have brains cuz I like really wanted to know. I Can Smell the Churros! Brazen Brazing with Bill. Why spiders are trying to kill you with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2375: Avengers! Detention!
Published: Mon, 07 Nov 2022
Description: From Tom Cruise to Ted Cruz. Pickle Ass Rubber Mushrooms. You must hate having sex. Nut Hunt. William Shatspear. No licking hypnotoad. A Strong Healthy Urine Stream. When Turtles Hump. Choke on a Peanut. Charity Donations - Please No Cars. Cats in Space. The Canary in the Cold void of space. Janet Yakson. Up your Nose with Yazoo. DC Got a Gunn with Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2374: No Context Pumpkin
Published: Thu, 03 Nov 2022
Description: Does your Johnson have a big head? It cost $8 to submit this title. Ibbott's Own Salad Dressing. Razzberry Teet Milk. Headphone Rotation Flummoxation. Do Androids Smell of Electric Poop. Season One Riker Hair. Overpay Retro. Uber Tangent Ride. Dong Wang Check Your Brain. We Could Just Say Goodbye. Does This AI Make Me Look Fat? Pretty But Not Dangerous. Don't You Forget About Me with Amy. There's No Crying in Sportsball with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2373: Ulf Busdriversson
Published: Wed, 02 Nov 2022
Description: There's a door on the Roof. Flosspants Studios. Catsup The Gathering. Mashed Potatoes Regret. It's 4 million Affleck's and 364 Buscemi's away. It's your kids, Woman! Mythical Metals of Lore. We still have Tungsten. Horny DOS days. Clouty With A Chance Of Musk. This comma changes everything. Thanks for coming to my Tater Talk. Knuckle Deep Alzheimer's. Nailing Tech To Our Foreheads, With Tom. How To Clean Your Vessel Recommentals with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2372: Schmo?
Published: Tue, 01 Nov 2022
Description: Sansa-Level Whackadoo. Gundam Style. One guy had to be Voltron's ass. Bye Bye Moist Pony. Beware The Mustache!! Good old Steve whatshisname. Teenage dirtbags took my candy. A Cigarette in Every Orifice! You're Out of Order? This Whole Filming is Out of Order! Fentanyl Candy. Y'Know, For Kids. Whole lotta Uma in that face. Poop a brick in the wrong direction. Utah-Hoohahs. Punished Bots with Bill. Undercover Mustache with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2371: Lower Deck Nougat
Published: Mon, 31 Oct 2022
Description: Velmasplaining Haloween. Coverlord. What's this? !s What's this? Someone killed a bear. Every Halloween I show up wearing nothing. Isn't There A Chocolate That's Milk Something? Chuckie Dunaway. The Vomit Half. Walker, Texas Singer. Save Halloween For Christmas. Twas on All Hallows Even. Starlord Mix Tape is TMS backwards. Think about IT! The Good kind of Wood. Santa and Mini-Santa. 40K Ordinary people. The Witcher Switcheroo with Stephen. Horror movies with Monica Nicole Veronica and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2370: Angle Face
Published: Thu, 27 Oct 2022
Description: A Tale of Two Michelles. Undo with Crayon-Z. The McBrian is Back! Sexy Science Jesus. I am pants at that game. Print me the idol, I will print you the whip. Moistly appreciated. The Royal What. Dollymops. I can't pinch and zoom with this book. It removes the SteamDeck from the Bedroom or it gets the DREAMS again. Dearest Johnson. I Like All the Gaze. Kindle-ing interest in books with Amy.Cans and cans of Aqua-net with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2369: Always Assume Spider
Published: Wed, 26 Oct 2022
Description: I don't like Fish peeeeee teaaaaaaa. You Can Stand Under My Novella. Teddy Bears, Nipples, and Gold Bikinis. You Require More Ingots! A Clump of Teens and a Wad of Kids. Dunaway Leaves a Floater. Take a Bite of the Greasy Denver. Jabba starts yankin the chain. What's Ask Jeeves doing these days. You know he had answers. YOU get Covid, Brian gets hair. Recommentals with Scott, Bobby and literally nobody else and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2368: The Replacement Jedi
Published: Tue, 25 Oct 2022
Description: My Ears are a Foot Apart? The Call Is Coming From Inside The Hearse. It came in a flesh box. Backyard Men. BBQ-Anon. Dirty Diseased Denverites. Limp Early Day. Darrell was Skeletor the whole time! How Many Condoms can YOU Fit in a Pumpkin? Blockbuster multiverse theory. Paying the Brass Tax with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2367: Maize Maze
Published: Mon, 24 Oct 2022
Description: Scoot and Breen are Fart. Poop Jokes and Ryan. Meta On Air LIght. I love comics but NOT THAT ONE. Who The Hell Is This?! These Pumpkins ain't gonna chunk themselves. Can't have Too Many Stephanies. John Travolta thrusting makes it hard for Scott. You can neither spell Plums nor misspell Plums. does the arcade carpet match the drapes? An Emergency Ann Lander. Colonel Tso was Demoted.Nauseous Without Payoff. Iceland is Green and Greenland is Ice. let's do the corn corn. Reverse the birds with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2366: Oops All Viagra
Published: Wed, 19 Oct 2022
Description: I would walk 500 feet and I would walk 500 more Just to wreck my back and fall down at your door. Johnson Family Feud. Never Fruity Pebble a Samoan when death is on the line! You Smell Like Syrup and Pee Pee. Unsubscribe Random Spousal Facts. Planned Squats. Special K, neither special nor K, discuss. A Bowl of Breakfast Kibble. Ever had a Noooose Bleeed (Connery Car Keys). Didn't Superman Have a Dad Named Pa Something? You have just subscribed to KimFacts. Marvel Snapchat. Your kids will ask you about Phone Booths. Gaslighting with phone cases. Scott's Liver Moved To The Left. Chill, Netflix with Tom. What a coincidence, exactly 90 min of found footage with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2365: No One Wants Hungry Greasy Turkey
Published: Tue, 18 Oct 2022
Description: Yo These Speakers Are The Shit. I Don't Like Squeaky Teeeeeeeeens. Drive backward and it says Paul is dead. William Tell Lost his New Grooves. When did Neil Diamond Jump the Shark? All that and a supreme tubular beef experience. You got fungus in my hot chocolate. 4 inches is very subjective. Burny Poo Later. *Squeak* Kill me *Squeak* Kill me *Squeak* Kill Me. Libbott. Dammit Jim I'm a hunter not a paleontologist. They're British it helps. Tactile Drafting with Bill. Dinosaur Hootie Patootie with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2364: Curbside Soul Delivery
Published: Mon, 17 Oct 2022
Description: You can't throw RICE. Pan Solo. New Shave, who dis? Drivethru ASMR. What if he doesn't survive, he's no good to me bread. Can I poo here or do I have to buy something? Steamer flan bag! 3 giant yanks and it finally came out. Let them eat Taco Bell! Fellow Utah Whitefolk. Don't mind the guy in the ski mask. We are trying something new. I don't like to pour CREEEEEAAAAAAM. Landfills have more and better ingredients. Snap into a Marvel game, with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2363: What's in YOUR tube meat?
Published: Thu, 13 Oct 2022
Description: Bleats By Dre. Braunsweiger? Sure, I like all kinds of music. The Tell Tale Smoke Alarm. My beauty monkey hump. Look Out Demons, I've Got Balls!! The chirp is coming from inside the house. I don't like licking 9-volt battereeeeeeeees. Watching Netflix at the speed of drunk. Omnidirection Chirps. Flimmity Stickit and His Time Up the Mountain. Leggo My Eggo-nog. Not seeing anything with a penis. And the whatnot too. Not Enough Bacon! Ween didn't start the fire with Amy. Scamming scammers with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2362: Chicken Fork
Published: Wed, 12 Oct 2022
Description: Stop The Hunch, Stand For TMS. This Board is Looking Sus. Say the title! Baarrryyyyy'd. Chuck the Retro Buddy Good Friend. Girls Just Want To Tune In Tokyo (NO THEY DON'T). Bricking my Sex Robot. Wasn't there a Werewolf game name Werewolf? Gymnasium Lavatory. They Milked My Teet and Moved on. Someone is having fun! Call 911! Get Back to Biscuit Week! Patreon taste the rainboob. Back Breaking Ergonomic Chair. A muddled Meta message with (Tom) Merritt. Scaring Kids w/Nicole & Recommendno's w/Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2361: Moist Meat Prison
Published: Tue, 11 Oct 2022
Description: Can I tap that camel? American Cheese is Neither American nor Cheese. Discuss. I Dont Like Injections in My Peeeeeeeeeeeeeen. Hork It Outta Your Dooda. Brian Ibbott has a very strange AH. American Cheese taste like Government. Mansplaining boobs. Dammit Kevin! The second weirdest thing we heard today. Hocus Pocus 2...End Times. How many cowboys named Vic do you know? Butt-Scratchin' Drug Company. Our time of the month with Dan. Science with Tickle Me Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2360: Porch Pirate Prevention
Published: Mon, 10 Oct 2022
Description: Poutine Thanksgiving. Viagra + Muscle Relaxant: An Upper and a Downer. European and Eurohurtin'. Jesus Christ, Wood Whisper. Take this package around the Back. I can see my nose hairs from here. Dumb or Weird or Dumb AND weird. Does the Weed lose its flavor in the fridge overnight? Filter Drinks Through Your Undies. Peeing its way to China. That wheel weighs a ton. Columbus Doesn't Exist Anymore. Getting Conned with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2359: Zero points of articulation
Published: Thu, 06 Oct 2022
Description: Tall Guy with the Small Fry. Shit Out of Luck Dot Com. Fletchamentals. Unboxing the 4 eyed Cactus. Coitus, Amphetamines, and Mating Possibilities. I just assume they are all dead. Gallon O'Shade. Make America Greasy Again. Reagan is shitting in his grave. drinking the Tubi KoolAid. 5 McDonalds Later, poop out of luck. Get your ass in Mars. Graveside Manners with Amy. Fighting FOO with Wendy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2358: Pins & Pens
Published: Wed, 05 Oct 2022
Description: I Always Cry When I Exit a Vagina. Safety Peens. I Specialize in Quickdraw McGraw. TMS: Now with 100% more grandpa. Junk Drawer Flex. Airport crocs. Turn Your Mouth into Your Butthole. Ana DeNaked. Healthy as a Pumpkin at Harvest. This Cannon is LOADED. Somebody With Some Seed. Discharge Rates and Dry Areas. The scent of Musk with Tom. Farts On Demand With Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2357: Spaceship On A Stick
Published: Tue, 04 Oct 2022
Description: Taylor goes in, baby comes out. Can't explain that! Point me in the Direction of your Schlongsleiger. For room service, press 2. For corpse removal, press 3. Ball-Bearings of Chocolate. I don't like spreadable MEEEEEEAAAAAT! Grimace, ribbed for your pleasure. Who the hell is Tyler?? The Five Dollar F Me. Firm Buns for My Organ Meat. Jabber Jaw Jujitsu Jerks. Fiddle Brian's Knobs! Don't give this man scissors. Buy a Jet and Eat a Pig. Getting Grounded with Bill. Bag O Science with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2356: Explain your pants
Published: Mon, 03 Oct 2022
Description: Ménage Quad. The Deep Cake is a lie. Nine Inch Nails on a Chalkboard. Deaths from Monkey Pox are RARELY fatal. All in on the Nurple Booby. Duh, Twinning. Body horror fantasies, delicately explored. Crowbar with Two Functional Ends. Partial Eclipse Of The Red On Air Light. Goth Teats. I'll sleep on you He-Man (Skeletor Voice). Left head, right head, lower head. Percy Jackson and the Zeus Hole. Namor's Snitchfeet with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2355: Cow Choke Point
Published: Fri, 30 Sep 2022
Description: Dogs Must be Accompanied by an Emotional Support Human. Tubi or not Tubi. The $34 Twenty Dollar Bill. When life gives you Kim vacations, use Carter. Sometimes you have to say the Period. Sexual Aids for Larry. Diary of a MapQuest Murderer. Is the Shit Kosher? Huh, what's this wire for? snip. Scott's Unforgiven avoidance of Parasite. A Laptop Named Bill. What's in the bag? WHAT'S IN THE BAAAAG? On The Fresh Hot Backside. Defecation Desecration! The most Terry Pratchett clip with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2354: Click the Monkey!
Published: Wed, 28 Sep 2022
Description: The Rook and the Rectum. Cats Need Comfort And Cardboard. Taste that biscuit. Does Metal Have Hair 'Cause I Like Really Want to Know... I Don't Like Chess Anal Beeeeeeeds. Don Dokken's Dealership. Jim Halpert, lead singer of Judas Priest. Wrinkle Up and Fall Over. I'll Have What the Pilot's Having. Generate an Image of Me Like Your AI French Girls. Huge jacked man to play Wolverine. Lump Bum. Body Builder's Ball Park. Tom Talking to Tom About Tom. Recommentals that should have puking with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2353: Taco Hell
Published: Tue, 27 Sep 2022
Description: The Snails of Dusseldorf. Chewing on the Boba. I don't like little balls in my teeeeeeeea. Professor Holden McGroin. This Is Just Floatin' Meat. Bring Brian A Bisque. Slap Quitting. Tacos by the Slice. Don't lick batteries with your body tongue. Warning: This episode contains flashing lights. The Cilantro of Asian Drinks. Cruise ship dumpster food. My Complaint Is Now Dead. A Satisfactory discussion with Bill. Hard Landing With Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2352: Pollywood Handshake
Published: Mon, 26 Sep 2022
Description: Someone Wake Billy Joel Osment. The Tallest Idiot. Cheddar Flavored Cheese Product. Kirkland in, Kirkland out. Under the door YouTube fart noises. Confusing Excrement Placement. The Smell Of A Giant Sausage Bomb. Why Am I in Your Saw Dreams? I like to hump things around the house. MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm....... chocolate. Are Girl-Scout Cookies Made of Real Girl Scouts cos I like really wanted to know. Free Products From Blue Haired Ladies. Made with non holographic cheese. Accidental Motor Boats. Sudden sneezes with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2351: Hesitant Evil
Published: Thu, 22 Sep 2022
Description: Brick and Motor. Eating your pet peeves. Squirrel vs. the Batman. Beyond Nose Meat. There are FOUR LINKS. Hello from the Eisner-side. A Sonic Mastication Revulsion. Karenina... (manah manah). Vegan Cannibal Horror. So no one told the baby that life was gonna be this way. Chewing Aluminum For Fun and Profit. That didn't end in a humane way. Isn't there a saying about a books cover and how you judge it with Amy? Breaking all of the streaks with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/0B34D3CF-3755-45D3-8E0C-E701ED4DEA76/media.mp3
TMS 2350: Sentient Signatures
Published: Wed, 21 Sep 2022
Description: I want spiders precisely zero times. Brother In Law from Another Mother in Law. THERE ARE THREE BRIANS. Snoozed the Spider. Pee-Wee Simpson and Bart Herman. Cameo Isn't Naked People, but Still Weird. I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such games as Dominoes: Death Edition. Caught Up on Starting What I've Started. Squat and Squirt. Catchphrase Technicalities. Making Cameos on Onlyfans. Other Species Feces. A Little Guy With Tom. Recommentals with Randy, Nicole, and her biggest fan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66DA9183-AF17-42BB-A574-9529F3844DBE/media.mp3
TMS 2349: Welcome to Clown Town
Published: Mon, 19 Sep 2022
Description: Do Goats Have Hands 'Cause I Like Really Want to Know. Cool, like a Finger in the Anus. Sir Babycakes. Take the 20 leave the weed. Thanos, Moon Knight, and Aquaman walk into a room. Kentucky Fried Magarac. PhD In Neuro HooHaa. Not Enough Staff for Hotdogs or Sticks. Hand Farting for the love of it. Owner/Lover. Kentucky Fried Donkey. I can pee on the deputy for hours. Offending Muslims and people who like actual music. Welcome to the Motel Coulraphillia. 50 first Lyfts. Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/4395610B-617D-497C-B68C-BA95FEF332C0/media.mp3
TMS 2348: Octa-Canarians
Published: Thu, 15 Sep 2022
Description: Congressional Medal of Jesus. I've got Covid too and I feel fine. Covid Zero. Holy Trinity of Hemsworth. THERE ARE TWO LINES! Rashy in the wet. Johnson got Fingered. Hot Throbbing Frog Off. Teepee Shenanigans. You get a pinky, and you get a pinky. Get in a canoe and EFF THE MONARCHY. Who would give Jim Henson 1 star? Show us on the puppet, what you did in Only Fans. Shenanigans with Amy! Hanging out With Dingus, His Wife and Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6B5EFE35-33A4-44A7-B592-B4B5551AC95F/media.mp3
TMS 2347: Towel Sniffing Dogs
Published: Wed, 14 Sep 2022
Description: Hong kong donkey dong. Can You Hook Me Up With A Fertility Idol? No One Manscapes Like Gaston. Wasn't there some Captain with a Hook? I could eat a box of Cheezits for hours. I Really Like Umamiiiiiiiiii. Cat-Bat-Girl-Woman. I didn't go to 4 yrs of Pirating school to be called Hook man! All the Donkey Penises. I'm Sure it's a fine bum. Nothing Like a Coooooold Oscar Meyer Hotdog, Nothin' Like It! Ember is the color of my energy. Weedstones, meet the Weedstones, he's the highest guy in history. Oh Hi Mark, Stephen, Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2346: Sploot Your Beans
Published: Tue, 13 Sep 2022
Description: No one called Saul. Amazing Lace how sweet the sound. Polite British orgasm. I Don't Like Steve Zahn's Weeeeeeeeeeen. Everyone does THAT guy. Tropical Storm Butthole. If you tacos are fuzzy, go somewhere else. These are all bad names for tacos. Rusty Crusty Musty Taco. The Spice World must flow. Six degrees of Wayne Brady. Kung Fu candy is scary. The Colonel's 4 Remaining Spices. Cover Up Your Tunafish With Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2345: Sweet Pickle Peanuts
Published: Mon, 12 Sep 2022
Description: I Bless the rain down in Aaaanaheimmmm. No Batmans allowed. Gary of the Planet Lantronix. International House of Garbage Pancakes. I spent most of the time looking at my crotch. Ram That Pill! I'm glad no one brought a black light. Peanut Asparagus Substitutiary Locomotion. Got the Diarheear this mornin. All the Hot Sauces. All the hot sauces. Me, Lawrence Fishbourne, and 98 Randos. Oogie Boogey Shaming. Going Long With Boner-X and Dan. Rolling a D23 with Steven and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2344: Snoop Lore
Published: Thu, 08 Sep 2022
Description: Don't Show Me Your EULA. My only expertise is that I have also seen The Crown. Fetch me the body wipes. Melted Down Gummy Patty. D23... Dice or Die. No Buttcracks at Target. Stimulus Bidet. Two American men talk about the queen of England. Scooch over to your little digital hole. There are many different mushrooms you can eat. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/EA14EB61-44F4-4BA2-82B8-1ED25CE310D7/media.mp3
TMS 2343: Danny Trio
Published: Wed, 07 Sep 2022
Description: Getting Crabs in Alaska. Noice Poist. Frienden Brasier. This Line is just Nine miles long (tune of Got my Mind set on you). C&C You Next Time. Weird Condom Moment. Smokey the Bear and Spongebob, NIET! Lucky to get a lying down-O. I could eat a Pig for hours. Lots of Johnson's are banned. See A Guy About A Horse And Pee On Him. I did buy a new phone this year and don't call me Shirley. I'm Gonna Put My Headphones Down and Clean Shit Up. Comparising Phones with Tom. The dog went first Recommentals with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/5048C491-76A6-4542-9785-F28B291FED82/media.mp3
TMS 2342: Aggressively Italian
Published: Tue, 06 Sep 2022
Description: G to the Double O D Morning to ya! Your Uncle Tony is My Uncle Tony. He was watching your dot. You ORDERED it! Googly eye butt. Weird Potato Business. Robut Captain. Whales Spittin' Their Holes. Do your thing in the cabin. Donny Thinks Trackers! You Can See Whales for Free, Man. My Eyes are Back Here! Satisfactory?!? with Bill. Shotgunning vaccines with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/5DC9929F-6F6D-4AD7-A5E4-7A6B09E00A23/media.mp3
TMS 2341: Listen to this hole
Published: Thu, 25 Aug 2022
Description: What kind of a Pig Deal? I'm going to install ejector seats after this. Typing like a Pirate Day. Milton goes to jail. The Real Test is Doing The Test. Can I tell you a story Chode Butt-Sniffer? Lyft directly to Jail, do not collect $200. Black Hole Scream. Large Hadron Includer. Pull up and grab a fish. Is gagging a passenger frowned upon? I don't like Meeeeead. Screw that guy and the Lyft he rode in on. Ladies in Space with Amy. Things you doodoo well with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/008C5CEA-99B1-41F5-8968-923BD90742EB/media.mp3
TMS 2340: Red On Air Fluff
Published: Wed, 24 Aug 2022
Description: Fingering the peanut butter. Mmmmmm Vie-eeee-na Sausage. With Great Front seats, comes great responsibility. Real Seaman. Hazel Newts. Mayo On It's Own Is Questionable. Fringe Dox. Ba-Na-Na (Minion voice). Zarik, ally of Lur from Omicron Persei 8. Double check your Hoo-haa password. Bad Acoustics on the Grassy Knoll. Nick Lowe, Fifth Row. You remember that time in Vegas? You might have been drunk. Talking to games With Tom. Less Gunfighty Recommentals with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2339: A Fish Every Six Inches
Published: Tue, 23 Aug 2022
Description: Pull the Squirrel's Nuts. Having a Liquid Moment. I don't like to cleaaaaaan my screeeeeeeen! Denis Miller doing Peter Griffin. Grandma's False Bottom. What happened to Quiznos!?!? Soylent meat is fake people. Finding the Poo-Bag Opening. The whole cartoon was Cringe-r. Wasn't there a guy with a javelin named javelin something? The best kind of rip is RIP TORN. Handsome Rugged Conrad Former Utahn Now Colorado Visiting Dude Making a Book Hyper Climber Guy. Tiny Anvils with Bill. Flying blind with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2338: ForkLyfting
Published: Mon, 22 Aug 2022
Description: Putting the CO in Cocaine. Bald Face in Bold. Biting necks and doing business. Get your grummans, gremlins or grown men there by Thursday. Sorry, Our Goat Ate The Movie. Flying Sex Things. Pass Me the Colorado Snow. No, I'm Also A Porn Star. Can't Lyft a boob. Gumball machines on free play. Pumbaa was the Parrot. Live from The Nipple Cam. Fidgit Legos. Virgin Captain America on the Rocks with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/F7BB0622-0124-428D-BDE0-C624E5CE05EC/media.mp3
TMS 2337: Who Runs Duck Town?
Published: Thu, 18 Aug 2022
Description: Grab your love sack. Golly Gosh Darn Freakin' Heck. Grills with Brad intent. PooTatoes. Blame The Three Year Old. You won't believe this actor wasn't exactly like the character he played! Five Arcades and a Change Machine. Where it's at. When the Biden comes along, you workshop it. You ever lose your stunt double. I get it, you're a duck. Monkeys Never Pick Up. Route Beer is on my Roof. Who is Karen going to complain to? I was not programmed to cook. Get your Whatney to Mars with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/67BB7D6A-0EA9-4D2B-B834-B11141D8F6E5/media.mp3
TMS 2336: The 7th traffic circle of Hell
Published: Wed, 17 Aug 2022
Description: Let's Blow Buttholes. What's a Bruin with you? A roundabout discussion about traffic circles. John Deer Crossing. Splooting Squirrels. The Cardinal: Religion's Regional Manager. Fat Shaming Blocks. Physics didn't work out the way I intended. On a Steam Deck in Bed. I can only think of birds. Doomed tractors. Roley Poley Amish Dude. There's Something about Kingpin. Chips on Tom's shoulders. Fighting Nazis with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2335: Forever Moops
Published: Tue, 16 Aug 2022
Description: Mentos. The Reef Maker. You can't Dream on a Bag of Salad. McDonald's Glory Hole. I snored 40 pounds ago. The Squirrel conspiracy. Urine so much trouble now, crane operator. Spit a bean and go home. Making things with Bill! A little Science with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/ADF87E17-B768-47A8-BCD2-DE685FA6819B/media.mp3
TMS 2334: Is Brad's Drink Okay?
Published: Mon, 15 Aug 2022
Description: Irish Roundabout is NOT a sex move. New Improved 20% Thicker Scott. Brian's extra thick bottom. Spanking Mint. I don't like Burger CHEEEEESE. Ah I'm Being Scissored. You Ever Lose Your Corgis. Riddled With Dumbasses. Don't rub the pink lipstick zone! Raw Viking Ass. You put your Kyber WEED in it! I'm feeling lucky with this back rub. Prince Fourteen Bras. Kids, ask your uncle. Only Murder Castles in the Building with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2333: CMOS Smoothie
Published: Thu, 11 Aug 2022
Description: Both Hunky and Dory. Galactica Hatch. Cruller on the Craft Table. Confirmed: We've Got Space Junk! that's how you get batmites! Vegas Mob Dropbox. Everyone Gets Nothing From Burger King. Ripping Off Chevy Chase's Bit. Howling Hound Hover Hunt. Do you follow him?! No! He's dead! Want to know about America? Don't live in America. (Aqualung) Batman on a park bench! MuckBang Bus. Bahhhhhhhhhhhhh call me bye. Chasing Amy with Amy. Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/45B9C551-9C5C-4450-8714-CF2617BF9BFA/media.mp3
TMS 2332: Dungeons, Dragons and Dives
Published: Wed, 10 Aug 2022
Description: Podcast Trophy measuring contest. The Bluey Cinematic Universe. Teachin' Grandma to Suck Eggs. Eggs are technically eggs. Show Without Merritt. Two Smokin' Hot Barrels and a Monkey. Your list is wrong, Monopoly sucks. Number 198 is Your Mom. Library of Alexandria on Sale at Wal-Mart. Cards Against Huge Manatee. Tanning Shatum's bum. Puzzled Pint: No pressure, only fun. Avoid the Jawa Clusters. Kids Can't Clean Crockery. Spreading it around with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/38C7550D-A17A-41E4-A342-0E0AC66DA8AE/media.mp3
TMS 2331: Peanut in Bed
Published: Tue, 09 Aug 2022
Description: The cleanest rock in Utah. Zoe Brings the Red-on-air light. Torso Pillow Man. Whats his power? Hugs! How does Space Force Work? You're a collapsing version of me. Dink More Pineapple Juice. Hourglass half full. This Panic too shall pass. Space Junk Larger Than a Marble. I need a break, you're too nice. Don't Yuck Somebody's Yum. Even if it's very yucky. Pooperation for later. You want Choco in your Taco? Scanning Our Noggins with Bill. Space Katamari Damacy with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/3D129C6B-A5C0-48FC-87B7-3454699DEC30/media.mp3
TMS 2330: Cat Bus!
Published: Mon, 08 Aug 2022
Description: White Knuckle Lyfting. DefecateCon 5. Grabbed by the chuckles. Anson Dis Mount. Ballpointing leaves a mark. Bleaching Elephant Buttholes. Dark Barry. The Patrick Stewart Business. Why are you punching Yourself, Bruce? Driver of the dead. Your Stomach's the Captain Now. Figured I could get away with eating a peanut. That's a lot of unwhite corndogs. Your Wife is Wonderful but SHE'S WRONG. Cancelling Batgirl with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/F8CEB896-05D1-4970-A69F-3C04C8B5F53D/media.mp3
TMS 2329: Uber Duber Stuber
Published: Thu, 04 Aug 2022
Description: Her Dog Is Appropriate. Lady Fart or Dog Fart? The Shortest Skirt in Alabama. The Retiree Look. Whoville Poodley Noodles. Gobbing my way to the top. Little Skeletor Girl. That outfit is to die for! the fockers are a growing concern. The last Deniro and Hoohah. Creeper Sunglasses. Soccer Hooligan Gobbing. Try To Keep It Down. I will date you, He-Man. Wet and Grosse in Georgia with Amy. Thera-Pee Thursday With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/7B01B8F2-E3DF-4A23-91DC-1D112940D5EA/media.mp3
TMS 2328: Dual Duel
Published: Wed, 03 Aug 2022
Description: ET TikTok Home! Unwaxed Seaweed. How to Plan a Rough Night of Intercourse. Never Ending Theeeeeeme Sooooong. Kill the Spider with a Lighter, Small Fries, Big Mac! Get The Key. It's Always the Answer. Epsom Salt? It's a terrible lube. Stupid potato Iphone. The Frank Kind of Deal. Free Minutes on a Potato iPhone. Claire's Gunnies. Stop N Shit Tour '95. Limahl. Are You Done? Gloom is Temporary, Doom is Eternal. An Apple a day makes the games go away with Tom! Emma, Uma, Uma, Emma with Nicole, Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/269BA260-BFD4-48B4-8E7A-AB6921F69771/media.mp3
TMS 2327: Stop, drop and collaborate
Published: Tue, 02 Aug 2022
Description: Calories Don't Count On Birthdays. 25 Footlongs in the Office. They are still not popular with the gays. Five guys, Five Dingdongs. The Denver Turd Nuggets. Be careful where you drive your balls. Give me the Thirsty Gas. Peter O'Toole is Huge right now. Pulling Robert Frost out of my butt. Cold, stinky rain and spilled nachos for you! When some legos come along, you just brickit. Just Leave Iris in the Mirror Universe. Send painted nudes. Never Forget Fat Larry. Star Trek Communications with Bill. Building Satan's Claw Machine with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/F9A0A8FC-A3A8-44A1-9107-EBB11E07DF23/media.mp3
TMS 2326: Everyone's the Rube
Published: Mon, 01 Aug 2022
Description: Injured in an accident? Call the Law Office of Carbuncle, Pedestal and Dolman. The Goddamn Butterfly. Pounding That Caffeine. My Heart's Alone. Love Death and Groot. Crisis on Infinite Movie Situations. Losing the Third elephant of the apocalypse. Sorry Mario but your cat is in another airport. Pour it. Ready for another. Coffee: it's what's for Dinner. You didn't name a song, you named a video. Holiday Swingers Express. Turn Your Pineapple Upside Down Right Now. Tell Me More, Tell Me More, Did it poop on your head? Melts My Cheese Just Nicely. DC separates their shit with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/4BA632A6-182A-4E63-9E50-25A71AFBCAB0/media.mp3
TMS 2325: Dude, Where's my license?
Published: Thu, 28 Jul 2022
Description: Often there's nudity. Come to TMS Vegas, they might have frogs. Pounding Mozzarella for One. I don't like Lawn Enveeeeee. Half the debauchery is gone. Somewhere down the lazy river. Cirque du So butts. You get a Verbena and you get a Verbena and you get a Verbena. My lawn is a forever stamp. They call him Tomato Stew Jamie. Do you have green down there? What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas... due to poor Wifi. Everything's A Hammer with Amy. Handy Woo with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/76B2A4E3-9B23-482D-956F-4CAA778CA30D/media.mp3
TMS 2324: Burper Phone
Published: Tue, 26 Jul 2022
Description: I was blinded by the Black Light. Ejaculation Nation. Watchers Give Me the Willies. Airport Food Roulette. Frodo Bilbo and Zack. Who runs Swinger town? Battle Strip. The Mailman delivers in the rear. Green Machine Trauma. Just get cheaper less tasty birds. And you may tell yourself, This is not my tiny house. Stay Clear Of The Clam Chowder. Two Dorans enter, One Doran leaves, in the Volvo with Bill. How Many Licks does it take to get to the center of the universe with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/E8BCA2D9-62A9-4F69-9F20-32B34850E95C/media.mp3
TMS 2323: A Sting from Bee-Hind
Published: Mon, 25 Jul 2022
Description: You're a Swinger... Good on Ya! In Scott's Head Everyone is Naked. Just like a Saturday night at Ibbot's Lyft. You're wearing the band! Pull your pants off! In Soviet Russia Chess Robot Breaks you. love lyft me up where we belong. I'm Sorry, I'm Drunk. Did the Movie Pop your Corn? Retired Admirals hang out at Old Navy. New Rule: No One is Allowed to Die! Tom Cruise, The Dream. He's a desecrated corpse. ambidextrous Midnight Runners. Old Action Heroes are Expendable. How many languages does Major Spoilers speak, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/5A1AFF4A-5D37-4D4D-8CE5-DF84EF817181/media.mp3
TMS 2322: Thiquid
Published: Thu, 21 Jul 2022
Description: Hey! Go Away! It's Been One Week Since The Bee Stung Me. Tickling the Beans! I don't like people watching me PEEEEEE! Wolfhart Mongo. The Food Borne Identity. Happy dumb 24th of July. Hornets Are Dicks. Bloody Gross Burger. All The Good Tribe Names Are Taken. You are wrong, Google it. Dodging Covid Balls. Pepper Luigi commits a salt. Heavy Fraggle Rock with Amy. Projecting Buttholes with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/17823BFF-F58D-497A-84DD-65420A1FD5EB/media.mp3
TMS 2321: Shake that, Takespeare
Published: Wed, 20 Jul 2022
Description: Meta suing Meta is so Meta. Great Dicks in Video Game History. Back Alley Dumpster Pizza now available through DoorDash. Bung Punching the Irish. I will TAKE THE SPEAR! The number is Elsa. Get Off That Disney Princess. Money For Nothing, and TMS For Free. Defensively Jousting the Rampage Gauntlet. There's a sled on the roof. Boy, a lot of chodes today. Schrödinger's Nicole. Flicking the Joust Ostrich. Spagno-less. Fun Uncle to Cruel Dad with Tom. Reccamentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/13750413-E52D-4218-85DB-CCA33609D991/media.mp3
TMS 2320: For why?
Published: Tue, 19 Jul 2022
Description: Nips for Tips. Wedge: the Basic Bitch of Salads. 1 sex worker, 2 sex workers, red sex worker, blue sex worker. The Squeaky Bean is my Wrestling name in High School. Flicking the Nut. We all live in a drone Submarine. Mansplaining Shadows. Dark Phoenix The Broccoli People. Watching the Stupid icon running away. We Interrupt Today's Story for a Mess! Super Liberable. Don't set the magnet to impale your brain mode. I'm kind of a big deal on Relp! Joystick Generation with Bill. Overwhelmed with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2318: The Kevin Kebab
Published: Thu, 14 Jul 2022
Description: Third Rabbit of the Poohpocalypse. Facebook is crap. Beep beep beep boop boop beep beep! I Don't Like to Sneeeeeeeze. Black Belt In Something. I was at hamburger until you said sushi. Bow-Door Photo Session. There's a dog on the roof. The 3rd Eagle of the Month. 200 lb Putin Lover. dont be a stoner wearing high heels in a horror movie. The mirror, the original picture delete button. Particulate in the nose hole! Not in a Horror Movie with Amy. Dismorphin Time with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2318: Hey Bird Dogs
Published: Wed, 13 Jul 2022
Description: Catches fleas just like flies. South Pahk The Cah. Doing Edibles In The Van With Shaggy. Kirkland Brand Buffalo Wild Wings. Knowing All the Prominent Korean Families of the Valley. Tony Shalhoub, bless you. Two Open-Faced Chicken Things. If Charlise Throws Up, I'll Be Excited. From Chunks To Cream. The Elon's Musk be Crazy. Tom's Twisted Twitter Tales. Everyone in Hamilton is dead. Don't Be Doing It In London! Gross Kitchen. You won a Birthday. Recommental Musicals with no singing with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2317: Insecto Cooter
Published: Tue, 12 Jul 2022
Description: TMS Onlyfans coming. Pull Up Your Pants, Your Vegas Is Showing. These Trying Karen Times. An Acrid Arachnid. Beware Of Satins. 90 minutes of Stink. Do Spiders Have 8 Legs because I really like wanted to know? Single Pringle. 6B has the right hardness. Could it be... Satin!!!! My Drone Lives on a Farm Upstate. Primordial Ooze of Florida Man. Im laying eggs right now. Zero to 60 in tree seconds with Bill. Bringing up your Breakfast with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2316: Dry Erase Bear
Published: Mon, 11 Jul 2022
Description: Russell Crow is a big fun tub of goo. Doxing Dunaway's dealer. Use the Same Hole. He's Hot blooded, boosted and see, got a fever of 103. The Same Caan Text. The Vegas Booster. Sweaty Lyft driver, where can I take you? The Age of These Kids are the Stranger Thing. Upside Down Cats. Too Much Vax, Not Enough Wax. It's mostly the cocaine. Put the Mental Condom On. MGM has the best streaming unless you count the fountains at the Bellagio. Minor Spoilers From MajorSpoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2315: Wax n Vax
Published: Thu, 07 Jul 2022
Description: Deep Breath in, Deep Breath out, PANCAKES. I guess I'm the manager today. BA Barakus Variant. Fix that Floater! Is this your dream deck card? Interview With the Wumpire. I agree, I don't deserve your wife either. Fast Food Economics 101. The less U-R-in a pool, the better. Always check your flem level. Did the Volume Move for You? A Struggling Creature Who Was Ready To Die. Two Baby Hippos in the Toilet with Amy. Designing your rat park with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2314: The Bed Ejection
Published: Wed, 06 Jul 2022
Description: Pancakes with a side of concussion. Brian Dabbled in College. One Toothed Mayo Man. Does the Nile reach into England? I Don't Like FreeVeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Premature Ejectulation. Horsey Sauce Moneyshot. If you see a guy running, that ain't me. Lemony Fresh Biodegradable Garbage. I've Got Scurvy, Please Pass the Rum. Keep that up she won't make you pancakes. sounds like a bear welding chainsaw. Pull it out of your brown bag. What is Lettuce? Tom's Tech Time! Double Dunaway and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2313: Whispers of the Sheep
Published: Tue, 05 Jul 2022
Description: Arvada. Population: Brian. Well Oiled Date Night. There are FOUR Hobbits. What things do you like about Vegas? Mowing a lawn with a fully exposed John Deere. Thunder Jacket is my Ac/DC cover band. Johnny Helmets. Just Salt The Earth. Dude, you've got Adele. They made small talk very small talk. Red Flag Means Someone Barfed. The kart company needs better matchmaking. Conoco: the Funniest Gas Station. He can draw my women any time. 31 Flavors of Omicron with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2312: Fiddlin' with Fire
Published: Thu, 30 Jun 2022
Description: Short Enough to smell your feet. Runnin' From Johnny Law! My Hose is a Grower, Not a Show-er. Hosed and Chosed. Kicking June in the Corn Chute. Tony But Not Tony, the Other Tony. Garlic on Feet, I've Been Sleeping Deep. I Saw Churchill Swimming The Other Day. This Tooth Sandwich is Very Filling. Wiggling At Your Teacher's A-Hole! Can't put Dental in Diet. June: No Love and Thunder. Weather, I Can't Control You. All of a Sudden, STORM!! Covid Not Recommended With Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2311: Swamp Water Slurpee
Published: Wed, 29 Jun 2022
Description: Teens Are Often Hard On Hoses. Neuro Somethin' Somethin' Protein Dillywhacker. Roll for Initiative Against Your Mom. Untitled Breastfeeding Mom and Goose game. Would You Like A Casserole Or A Puppy? Always a Slush Component. Dungeons, Dragons and DINGS. Del Taco Just the Tip. Steam coming out of my Trunk! Maverick Rage. Toddlers are Gibbering Mouthers. Uncle Puberty coming to ruin your life. Tom Had Cherry Pie, Cool Tech Time Such a Sweet Surprise. 30 Minutes of Screaming with Randy and Nicole. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2310: This Other Garbage
Published: Tue, 28 Jun 2022
Description: Brian's Vegas Residency. Ask Scott to ask Brian to ask Alexa to ask Samuel about snakes. Snakes on a Podcast. Tadpool Is Not Wikipedia. I hear boobs and puppy's are good. Did nothing - Problem solved! It's coming from inside the garbage can!! Callused Tender Bits. Questioning Reality...Shows. I Carried Chuck E Cheese For A Long Time. I Don't Like Rats and Fleeeeeeeeees. That's a Long Way to Travel for a Swim! All Fastidious and Tony Randallish. Florida Man-sion. A Wild Puppy Appears! Not answering phones with Bill! Wormy urethra bacteria with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2309: Bicycle Oyster Cult
Published: Mon, 27 Jun 2022
Description: Croc Blocked. Important Taint Paint. My aunt has MS! I mean, allergies. Chode Butter and VIP Charcuterie. Reinforced nipple area. Chester, he was a President wasn't he? Riding Up That Hill. Punctuate your Doomscrolling. Crap! They found me. The wet D-Pad was my wrestling finishing move. Crispie Creme for the Tender Parts. Big ol' Nixon beard!! The Good Thicke. Zoom And Enhance Scott's Wrist. Gross but yes. Not supporting the bad guys with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2308: Mouth To Hose
Published: Thu, 23 Jun 2022
Description: A Rose by any other name would be a strawberry. Noooooooooooobi Wan. Yawnsplaining. DeezNuts Chode Butter. Shanter 64. Guy in a Hut Who's Good with a Rock. Loki Is Just A Side Quest. It puts the lotion on the skin or it drinks from the hose again! Turtles all the way down...to the butt. The Cone of Shame and the Diaper of Poop. Checking out a some dude's hose. Flushing the Detritus. Semi Serious, Grandfather of Yahoo. Wongvengers. Long Live J Fred Mugs! The Largest, Gayest Person with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2307: Fame Monsters
Published: Wed, 22 Jun 2022
Description: More Than A Finger In The Peanut Butter. X Squared Umbrella Kumquat. Biden's Bike Biff. Drunk with baby. Obama's Bush. I don't like Bon Appeteeeeeeeeeeeeee. Hanging Chad Room. The Mormons have a Gigantic Organ. Pee-Pee Yes, Poo-Poo No! Postmortem Karen. Bon Apple Tea. Don't have a thing for Texas Women. Grimes Against Humanity. Deleting your furniture with Tom. Gratuitous Penis Recommentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2306: Rotten Davitoe
Published: Tue, 21 Jun 2022
Description: Mad Kim, Fury Road. Dandy, Where's My Car? We Mixed Darrens and Dudes. Beware of the Lake Ding Dong. I just saved 15% on my Insecurance! I wish all squatting domains looked this good. LasVegas Dot Com For All Your Toiletry Needs. I don't like eating beeeeeeees. A big fish and a dildo walk into a Fascinations. The Green Screen Place. Would You Eat a Dong Fish? If You Spend 35 Million on a Forwarding URL, You Have too Much Money. CVS Convenience Casino. Wedged into a Goo Hole. Making and Shaking with Bill. Human Trafficking with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS PM for 6-17-2022: Gleen Rantern
Published: Fri, 17 Jun 2022
Description: You'll have NO Pet Sounds, NO SGT Peppers and NO LT YAR. Green Food Ring Machine. Rating Casios by Smell. Chicago et Cetera. hot white people burrito. Where's my Beach Boys, Brian? Dark Barry. I see you baby. Slapping those apps. Wendy and Shithead... the musical! App Time! Your quick questions and more on this episode of TMSPM. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2305: Outpipe Spicy
Published: Wed, 15 Jun 2022
Description: Single Syllable Suck It. Late Spaghetti Dreams. Star Trek is My 19th Favorite Star Wars. What the F(ood Tr)uck. Slappin' the Bantha Meat. I Don't Like Angry Zeeeeeeeeebras. Mara Jade? Like Mara Jade? No Mara Jade? A Custom Barn for one's Giraffes. Commit To The Hat. Bunker Ho makes the food truck go! Rag Wringing Humidity. Calm Down Steve. A Match Made In Fargo. And now with Sports, Tom Merritt! Personally Interacting with Zebras with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2304: Yellow Simmons
Published: Tue, 14 Jun 2022
Description: Uncle Ben Killed Batman's Parents. Good for Hummy. What kind of sick cucumber snuff film is this? Hottie McBabypants. Darts in your Cornhole. Tossing Your Tortillas. I'm getting too old for this space travel. Is It Too Early for a Funny Frisch Chipsfrisch? German is a Big Language. Use my baldness to my advantage. I Would Gladly Throw That At Your Head. I don't like Blowing Peeeeeas! Get the Mucinex Monkey Off My Back. It's Not Magic Bobby, It's an Illusion! Knurling Knobs with Bill. Well Rendered Fish Sandwiches and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2303: Watt Hertz
Published: Mon, 13 Jun 2022
Description: It's Neither A Circus, Nor A Peanut, Discuss. Seahorse by Etsy. Dead Man Guacing. Not quite Hawaiian shirt healthy. Grant Theft Fruit: Santa Barbara. Concentrated Hell Sugar. RhymerWeiner. Duke Nukem For Never. Alien Pig Monkey. 10 Minutes, 10 Bucks, 10 Fingers. VahJoHo. Why Ruin Fridays with the 13th? Melanoma Salamander. Terrifying sex with Steven and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2300: Doxxing Hitchcock
Published: Mon, 06 Jun 2022
Description: Yakity Yak Don't Crap Back. The Nips in our Stars. 2026 All Barfing All The Time. Lucy in the Sky with Sideboob. Nailing Goldblum's Body. Bohemiam Ramhsomy. The badonkasaurus. Eating Atari Oblongs. The lost tortles. Davinci's Buttplug. If you eat the whole thing, you still have to pay for it! I'm terrible at barfing. The Italian Tank Girl Job. The 12 Apostles Rocks. Holding Turtles a Very Special Way with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2299: I'm A Car Shark
Published: Thu, 02 Jun 2022
Description: I need time off for Chode Maintenance. Do Payphones Have Change Because I Like Really Wanted to Know. Taste The Rainbow, puke The Rainbow. Woah, black pudding, bam a lam. All cats are dicks. Why Don't You Just Use A Tennis Racket? Wonderpig has a big ass. Eggs, Fresh from the Butt. it's the final payphone. Toni Braxton Hicks. I'm Five Again And It's Terrible! That's Not and Ace, It's a Club! Littered With Puffins. Journey to Hellhole Road with Amy. Everything But Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2298: The Leavings of Newman
Published: Wed, 01 Jun 2022
Description: That's not Marvel, It's Canadian. Our Very Own Little Hammond. Giraffes In Space!! The Strawberries Taste Like Vomit and the Chicken Tastes Like Wood. The Taint Is In The Air! Burnt beef flap taint. Let's Test The Beef's Heaters. I like the juice if i'm sitting there. Don't Drop Food On Space Heaters. A plethora of Michaels. I prefer the older leathery Lundgren. Elfquest Had Boobs In It. Do you smell what the oil heater is cooking? Forking off with Tom. Sandwich Recommentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2297: 28 Dresses Later...
Published: Tue, 31 May 2022
Description: Mansplaining Boob Sweat. Money for Nothing and the Super Chix for free. A Cubic Mass of Giraffes. Windmills are BS. Beefy Boob Unit. STOP! Escher Time! The Sand Flies Were After Our Brightly-Colored Balls! Acheesement Unlocked. A Soft Chicken Opening. Should Have Stopped At Butthole. She had a FARTattack. Pee on Porpoise. It's Gotta Be Not May. Podcasts: Jokes in a Jar. Using Dial-up with Bill. Monkeypox Orgy with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2296: I've Seen Its Crack
Published: Thu, 26 May 2022
Description: Plenty of Cocks with Amy. Bad UTAH Connection. I don't like whizzy cheeeeeeeese. Eat it on a Flip Flop, in the Clip Clop. Baby's do well in car accidents cause they're drunk. Chuck's hairy arm. Stonehenge closes in 30 Minutes. Cheese Yoda Style. I'm Irish, I know things. Up Or Down On The Sheep. I Wanna Go In Your Sleep. Chevy Fieri. The one with all the accessories. Go to Philly, See its Crack. Naked Muddy Flaps. Resting Brain Face with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2295: Distracting Extraction
Published: Wed, 25 May 2022
Description: He Was Only A Sub Dentist. I don't like pulling teeeeeeth? Mavis Beacon Teaches Golf. Lower High School Poopy. Super Soldier Butt Plug. Can I Pop In Here And Be A Little Thing? They're All Plastic And Stupid. Bionisize Yo-self!! Ship it with liquid. Slippery Little Booger Remote. 23 hour fitness. Nobody Says SNES. Stubsack. British Actors AND People. Ducking Trackers With Tom. Exploding Cows With Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2294: Han Hacked First
Published: Mon, 23 May 2022
Description: The Audience Is Naked. Twirly Fish Sandwiches. Super Long-Haired Sausage Dogs. Keep on CPappin'. Orlando, we have a problem! Dinosaurs from the Dinosaur Times. Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves Alive, the Other Still Leaves but In a Bag or Something. We All Went Body Blow. Lady iBeth. Shut Up, I Already Voted! Which Wave Exposed You to Ska? Paying to Have Things Put in My Mouth. A Wife with COVID is a Roommate. Canvas Flat-Footed Whatevers. Hanandler Bong. Calling All Angels with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2293: Benefit from her exit
Published: Thu, 19 May 2022
Description: Done with a Marvel. Here we go a-floundering. Why Isn't He Called He-Hulk? Going down a monkey hole. Talking a Stand. Marv Stone, action journalist. Fish 'n' Chips... OR EXTRA Fish 'n' Chips? Buster Keaton was Alive! White Man Combo Meal problems. Benedict Ratzenberger. Deny that, YOU CAN'T! It doesn't suck, until it does. Samplin Janes Fudge. TMS suggests you do your own research. Full-Throated Southern Accents with Amy. Jumping off a Cliff with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2292: The Gnight of the Gnats
Published: Wed, 18 May 2022
Description: Too Sexy For My Doctor. Smokin' the Clover. Didja Ever Lose Your Skarsgard? That's How Boobies Work. Et Tu Kaiser Permanente? Roll Over, Roll Over, Green Grass and Clover. Sour cream if ya nasty. People Magazine. Made for People. By People. Using People. Beware The Clouds Of Gnats. Yo Quiero Pizza Mexicano. Car and Table Magazine. When Maych Ends. Eating More Melons With Tom. Differently Sexy Isn't Equally Sexy. Underwater With Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2291: ShawShake Redemption
Published: Tue, 17 May 2022
Description: I don't like milkshake peeeeeeeeee. Scott ordered 5 guys and enjoyed every second of it! Urine for a great shake. A Pot in Every Chicken. A Whack is Technically a Stroke. Food Grade Fibrous Scaffolding. All Coked Up on Cans. Black velvet and that little Tiger's fire. Anthony Garcia, famous actor. Chinese Spy Has Can-Do Spirit. Get your Junk in the middle. This disease is annoying. They all go by the name Kevin. Spagettification with Bobby. Embarrassing Balls With Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2290: Pope Fiction
Published: Mon, 16 May 2022
Description: You're Supposed To Suck It. It's Morbin' Time! A Loud and Thunderous F-Bomb. KKK Regional Manager. Less White than Grandpa. Catch your own crabs. Kicked in the Tea-Balls. Three Passes Through the Still. Star Wars Squashed the Micronauts. Fill it with My Hose. Minimum filter, maximum output. This Drink is Porn. He was racist, which was hilarious. Pablo McGillicuddy. The Dumbest Dumb that Ever Dumbed with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2289: Thiquid
Published: Thu, 12 May 2022
Description: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Buick? For the Love of Metallica. I don't like dryer cheeeeeeeese!! I name all my Colons: Powell. Racks, Ball Hitches and Luuuuuuuuube. There's a hole in the roof rack! I could lick a car for hours. Panic while Scott jiggles it. Perkins: We have GILFs. Kia Cilantro. Dojo Cat. I Don't Have a problem with Ryan Shaving His Privates. Spicy, Sexy Books with Amy. 6 Month Headaches with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2288: MC Julia Child
Published: Wed, 11 May 2022
Description: Round Up the Fruit-Haters! Don't Disparage Those Frosted Tips. Never mix your fruit beer. I hAtE tHe TiNA vOIce!! No Gummies... Brought to Utah... By Me. A Sockfull of Coke. Fill Thanos' void. I had THREE BEERS! I'll have a scoop of Wet Dishrag. Lauren Butter Becan. Isn't there a Julia Child documentary called Julia something? Bill is Laserbutt15. Loops and Holes, Baby! Loops and Holes. One Math or Five Math. iO You An Explanation with Tom. Poipu Caffeination With Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/290C8FFE-387B-4D79-9903-86F79E831920/media.mp3
TMS 2287: Thickened Liquid Cereal
Published: Tue, 10 May 2022
Description: Enjoying the Bean. OnlyFans Bag Tier? Highly Cultured Yogurt Dreams. Did you Spell Wyusa O. R. G. Y.? What If It's A Butthole? Murder She Wrote and Committed. Licking My Grandmother's Neck. 3 Bedroom, 2 bath, 1 used condom. Epidemepeazeologists. Keep Milkin Dem Oats. When You Put Capade On Something its a performance. EV Humveeeeeeee! Zurple To His Friends! So easy even Scott can use it. Teabagging with Gwen. Grinding gears with Garrett. Body Things with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2286: Word Constipation
Published: Mon, 09 May 2022
Description: One Chore Per Mom. Wraaapped in fabric. Bitchy Scampi with a side of Eyerolls. Ordering a Corona at Corona during Corona. You play that game with three fingers. I'm going to sit here and eat this bread. More nipples for your dollar. MC Moviesalot. Garth's Lady Tremors. Turned On By Frozen Peas. You Didn't Make Your Tacos, You Ordered Fajitas. Grover Cleveland, Executioner. Young Gerald Ford was a FOX! Sounded Twainy to me. Isn't there some kid named rock who sings? Entering The Multiplex of Madness with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2285: Asterods Deloxe
Published: Thu, 05 May 2022
Description: He's Science Disco Ball Jesus! Red on air fraggle. The Frogpants of Vegas. I bet the Dictionary of Sarcasm is SOOOOOO useful. Extra Virgin Arcade Machine. Cinco del Miracle Whip. Roach Clip posers. First, let me take a selfie. The Vuh-Jays. You REALLY Have That Hat?!? I PROMISE I Wasn't Fixated On The Nipples! The Plaza's Soul, Face, and All Other Parts. He's Averagely Tall! Unruly Scotsmen with Amy. Tab Management with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2284: Truman Show Face
Published: Wed, 04 May 2022
Description: Potato Wally-Tacker! A Mystery Wrapped in a Riddle Baked in a Conundrum Smothered in Secret Sauce. Biting the House that Feeds You. Not pooping for 7 days is not great on the back-end. Look in its little butthole. Lost in a field of Heathers. Sprinkles and the Donnettes. The Sound of THX Silence. Celebrity Slapped Hot Sauce. Offending the dog's organ. Oh Winchester you're such an a-hole. Krull, Cruller , Krullest. Friend of Pie Boffer. Twitter's Circle Circus with Tom. Recommending Sammy Hagar with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2283: Met Galaga
Published: Tue, 03 May 2022
Description: Skid Marks The Spot. I Was Looking for Tractors and Saw Someone Getting Plowed. Smell my sardine fingers. Scott Does Math. Red Robins in Cardinal Directions. No offense to any Jeffs. Racist, but Good Racist. Mickey Mouse is Not a Smurf. I Don't Trust Jeff's Bulgarian Restaurant! Mummifried. There's A Machete In The Other Wall. A Gangly Weirdo. Do You Want to be After Kanye? Bill And The Circle Of Props. Boring Uber Drivers and Earning 1 Star Reviews with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2282: Hairless Uggs
Published: Mon, 02 May 2022
Description: What happens in Vegas gets discussed at length on the show. Edibles Arrangement. I Destroyed Her Butt. Draft Dodgers. Stay High-drated. Derrick Morpheus. Oh what a feeling, that projector on the Ceiling. I'm Here to See Sexy Acid Lady. Parking Lot Penis Stain. Professor Salt and Dr. Pepper. He committed a runcible! Just a Simple Mint. Handcuffed to a bench. They call Scott Mellow Yellow. What's His Bucket with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2281: Recreational Catnip
Published: Thu, 21 Apr 2022
Description: Hakuna Your Tatas. PILF: Podcaster I'd Like to Friend. Brian Was The Crazy Neighbor The Entire Time! The Ruff is on Fire! The Mayor is an Ass. 50 ways to describe your boobs. Elmo's Glue. Don't talk about Fight Club Soap. Large Fluffy Black Man. Indian Penile Court! The eyes have it! You're Somebody's ASMR! I could do something cool, or I could just eat a bag of chips. Someone DOES have a dog in THIS race! Meatloaf support group. Hanky Panky Reading with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2280: Section 8 Peaches
Published: Wed, 20 Apr 2022
Description: I don't like cottage cheeeeeeeeeese. 4/20, or as We Say in Colorado: Wednesday. In BJ Territory. Sleeping Kinky. A Different Matt. MMmmmmmmmm, Peach Meat. Bad food is like a shiny Pokemon. One PARTICULAR Batman Movie. Kinked your hose the wrong way. Laughing Morning-Show-Guy Stuff. Scott Counts Dead People. All my balls in the air. I've been to MeoWolf but I've never been to me. Large Curds with Tom! Hawaii Breakfast Reccamentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2279: Something to Tacobout
Published: Tue, 19 Apr 2022
Description: Golf-Course Landing Curmudgeon. I don't like Qwesleeeeeeeeeeeey. Indiana Jones And The Lost Fleabag. Is it too early to get a mani pedi? I want to play Zippy Monkey. Pornle. Hong Kong has a small one. Dr. Strange's Mexican Pizza. Single Female Lawyer Wife of Han Solo. Step-Mom Explains COVID to Horny Step-Son. Free Flast Plass! My Love of Pi is irrational. See my Gnarly feet in Vegas. Hawaii is LAVA. Shooting animals with Bill. Infinite Insanity with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2278: I am Defeato
Published: Mon, 18 Apr 2022
Description: Wipe off your Moist Points. You hide them in thee Pussy(willows). Make a room for a little Hashhouse in your soul. Sir Grapefellow, Lord of Marshmallows. Consolidate Your Ramkins! I Shakshuka the Sheriff. My Milksnake brings all the boys to they yard. I'm an aphid, can you milk me? Precariously Close To A Turd. Bus Boys love a nice stack. Over Hard For Four Hours. Five dollar bill hunting. Regional assistant bracket manager (for Monkeybananas). Got the Smedley in his Snidely. Email Roulette and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS PM for 4-15-2022: That New Dentist Smell
Published: Fri, 15 Apr 2022
Description: She knows my sensitive area. Scott hurts a small Mexican man. Be a do-gooder after Vegas. Canadian N word. Lower Back Mumble Bumble. Never Take a Job from a guy named Blow. Don't throw away a perfectly good bone! I sleep on your pinball machine. The New 2022 Chevy Combinara! puddle of refried beans. Mario does some weird shit. App Time! Your quick questions and more on this episode of TMSPM. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2277: A Murder of Photographers
Published: Wed, 13 Apr 2022
Description: Fresh Bag of Mitsuba's in Vegas. X-Chicken: Eat Here, You Mutie! Ze Germans Don't Sell Cheetooooooooos. The Craiggiest Craig to Have Ever Craiged. Authors Should Just Shut Up and Type. Two Weeks, Stage Three. Dazzler was having a moment. Human Equivalent Of Pop Up Video. The Meta Cut is the Deepest with Tom. It's Your Farts, Marty! Not Enough Moisture this year. Take our Sweet Sweet Water. Brian Dunaway Feud Monkey. Jurassic Parks and Recreation. Marinaded Recommentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2276: Chips and Nips
Published: Tue, 12 Apr 2022
Description: Pull Her Boobs Out of the Soup. Have You Ever Seen Paper Underwear?!? Even For The 80s, That's A Really Huge Bush. Live, Die, Rinse, Repeat. I Don't Like Naked Sushiiiiiiiii! He's Not Overweight! He's Undertall! Banana Robot? I Don't See the Appeal. Grand Admiral Charlize Thrawn. The more jewelry you wear, they more naked you are. New Colon Smell. Warmly Rejected by Playboy. Banana Success Rate. Carte Blanche to Fart Like the Wind. Everywhere in Colorado is the High Country. 70 Cards gets you a movie. Your emails and calls and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2275: Beef Lube
Published: Mon, 11 Apr 2022
Description: Assault with a Deadly Bunny. The slow fall of a fat man on a bike. Cocked Locked and Ready To Rock. Trader Joe's Horth Paith. Don't Pee on your Knees! Exit Vomit Is Your Vomit. Chafing my moist meat. This Whopper Doesn't Whop. Daily Recommended Bowl of Garbage. Korken?!? I Hardly Know Them! Everywhere all the time up the thing. Soaking in Beef Water. Appropriate Sucking. Bucky's Cheek-Lifters. Small Communities and Small Minds with Steven and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2273: HelloKittyPEZ?
Published: Wed, 06 Apr 2022
Description: Fiddly Diddly In The Corner. What's in the Witchers pocket? Arrow through the Axe hole. Combo Meal of Kindness. He's A TWO-HIT Wonder! Get the F Out of My Seats! The Yakuza with the Dragon Tattoo. On Southwest Nads Fly Free. No Stinky Russell Brandiness! Yakuza hitman makes appointment. Don't Trust Any Of Those Names. Joining the Mile High Club Solo. Achey Breakies Lead to Mileys. Don't Be Eyesist! Tramp 64 had the best tramps. Randy Hates on Zevon and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2272: Oh Shire
Published: Tue, 05 Apr 2022
Description: The faucet is beside itself. I'd Like a Sink Combo with Fries. Too Early for a Fish Sandwich Combo? Let's fix the ship's faucet. Ask your doctor if Ivermectin is right for you. Why Don't You Just TELL Me What The Parasite People Are Saying! Accidental Tayzon Day. Deposit Your Pikachus. Oooops I dropped a nut. My Motto Is Eff Me! No Drinking Unless It's At Work! You can make BRICKS!! Meaty Sauce. They Announced Alan Tunic? Just Throw Dynamite at it with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/ABF976AF-7498-4303-89A2-E67110630EEA/media.mp3
TMS 2271: Beets Are Made Of Farts
Published: Mon, 04 Apr 2022
Description: It Wasn't The Bus, It Was Me. One Jones away from Darth Vader. The Tadpuds. Spider-Man ReParkered. Playing Jenga with Poo bags. Don't mess with the Hippo Cartels. The Secret of Dumbledoor's Fantastic Beastly Weiner. Y'ever Seen Paper, Shiny and Chrome? Come on, Bono, get your facts straight! We Called The Kirk Tiberius. I prefer robot goats. Throwing toast at Morbius. That's Just What You Gotta Pay for Bike Pants These Days. I Shoulda Stopped Doin Transformahs with Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/5CE04EEE-7EE3-431F-8E53-1A433994B379/media.mp3
TMS 2270: Wong Ratzenberger
Published: Thu, 31 Mar 2022
Description: Seven boys, one Johnson. Let's test the major phases. It's large format ping pong. The cute side of a turd! Yogo Pants and Mini Vans as far as the eye can see. I got this shriveled up orange I'd like to talk about. It's like short ranged tennis. Driving in the hunk-about. One up your Swetch! Don't need your validation, I don't need your thought control. Audio Books not brought to you by Audible with Amy. Mayor of Theratown with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2269: Noodle Duty
Published: Wed, 30 Mar 2022
Description: Winner Winner Panda Dinner! Alicia Squad-car. Brian's Nude Hole Tasting. Beef Slivers and Fish Cheeks. You're A Camel Nerd!! Is it too early for a Hawaiian Punch? I NEVER forget a wiener. Briefcase Dude! With The Power To Eat ALL THE NOODLES! Peacocks are Zoo Pigeons. Zebras: Light and Dark meat? It's Always Sunny in Attack Quest. Pale and Slimy. Didn't like it. Crystal Stripper Dinos. You're Like a Walkin' Phonics Guy. Trusting The Plan with Tom. Reccomentals With A Significantly Less Caffeinated RandyDeluxe and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2268: Edible Luster Dust!
Published: Tue, 29 Mar 2022
Description: Sandy Clams are problematic. Straggly Armpit Hair. Nothing better than dipping your Fry into a Frosty. THIS IS MY BAG! Have Your Way with My Mansion. The McDLT of Back Packs. We don't talk about Lithgow. Subjective Sandwiches. A Thermos Tat! Crude Tools with Bill. Getting along with the upper atmosphere with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2267: Kenneth Grandmagh
Published: Mon, 28 Mar 2022
Description: Chris Rock Tells a Joke but Will Smith Delivers the Punchline. Animated Boobs and Ween Should Win. I keep my Vibe award next to my bed. The Hills Have Eyes of Tammy Faye. Open Hand Paper beats Rock. Not A Pinball thing. THE pinball thing. I would be honored to get a Gknee and Cleo Award. Branagh Branagh, Doo do do... do do. Take out the Weird Al chunk. Jared Spackhoochie. Beware the last vestiges of March. North of JK Simmons. Famous Amos. the goofs are happening in a more recent way. Identical Sexy Boys with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2266: There's No Place Like Gnome
Published: Thu, 24 Mar 2022
Description: Bed, Bath, and Beyond Beef. We Don't Talk About The Return Of Bruno. No. No. No. Dutch Ovening My Poor Wife. That Was A Dumb Thing To Do! That's not how you turn off a monitor. Bar. Floor. Teeth. All The Jimmies. You ever lose your teeshh. He's Rubbin' Those Shoes! Adam is basically a Mark. Jambalya Dreamin'. Rosanneville... Like Rosanne... the show... get it? Floor Teeth Back in the Mouth. To Say Nothing of Read This with Amy. The Effervescent Wisdom of Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2265: It's a Go for Goo!
Published: Wed, 23 Mar 2022
Description: From Nicole's Throne I Stab At Thee. 1, 2,3,4...NINE. My Girl Looks Poor. double sandwich of lame. IT'S THE FINAL PROOF OF CONCEPT! Go Bite a Toad. Dracula Frontwise Is Dracula. Processed Cheese & Pants! Thank You, Refrigerator. Nobody wants a Whorenado. A Vat Full of Resin Makes the Print Go Smooth. David Bowie Did COVID, Prove It You Can't! Inventing Accents. Slate Gray Hat hackers with Tom. Recycling Recommentals, with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2264: Bruce Willis Needs to Fart
Published: Tue, 22 Mar 2022
Description: Omicron B, for bitch. His Unbreakable Career Has Died Hard. Karaoke Fight Club? I'm in! Snitching on Russian oligarchs, too much hassle. Hobo Diahareer! I am become Ripley, destroyer of toys. That'll Be My Half-Ear Night! Poop or Grandma's Toes. Sorry Vader your color is lame. What Kind of a Hobo Deal? AT LEAST 14% Cat Hair! Virus don't come to Vegas. Within Throwing Distance of a $5 Bally's Chip. THERE ARE LED LIGHTS!!! with Bill. Vibrating, rock-hard pillars with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2263: It's Not A Tuber!
Published: Mon, 21 Mar 2022
Description: That's no potato moon, it's a space cucumber. Erotic Thriller Lyft. Brian Dunaway: Mint In Box. Guano Beef Bowl. All Caps GAK. Fling Kong. Evil Pope Chimney. Union Drax Attire. Assistant to the Regional Scout Master. Consenting Microphones in Public. Things just got real....Loud. Beelzeebub has a Drunk Girl put aside for me. For meeeee.Get out of my car Jennifer Coolidge. Angry, Triggered, Unhinged - YET ATTRACTIVE. How many in a slew. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2262: Down Goes the Boogery One
Published: Thu, 17 Mar 2022
Description: I like my Cabbage Al Dente. How's that vagina treating you? Just get a tube and rub it the old fashioned way. Branch Davidian. You Know from The Office. I Drink Your Oyster Snot! Leftover Blue Light Special Smell. Flummoxed by the Olde Ways. First Find a Child. All the Books of Face. Weird Space Between Cooked and Mushy. Winders or Swetch. Mellow Neighbor Dave. The Parable of the Ball of Yarn. Vowell Assassination with Amy. Looking Up Fern's Nipple with Wendi, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2261: Rank Fish
Published: Wed, 16 Mar 2022
Description: Ground-Up Fish Bricks. Team DunaWalkman. It's Ugly and deserves to be Eaten. Deeper Into the Lotion Hole. Literal Nose candy. Drillbit Johnson. Can make a Peen out of anything. Kevin Pollock Fish Mist. The Elway or the Highway. I do not like Walgreens screeeeenss. The Giants are Dying off. Dunwalkman. Condoms, Flu Shots, and Back Massagers. Yummy Lee. Reading Tech Tealeaves With Tom. Such a supple wrist with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2260: Whole, Delicious Triangles!
Published: Tue, 15 Mar 2022
Description: Is It Too Early For Brian To Get A Fish Sandwich? Counter Fritters. Bag of Doritos +5. The YOLO and the FOMO. Better Than Ezra Miller. Putty 1.1 Fixes the Misprint. Is My Meth Real Because I Like Really Wanted to Know. It's not illegal to buy not drugs. Putin, With A DASH Of Pandemic! Rogue-Adjacent Planet. Crypto BROncos. That's A Quarter Of A Charcuterie! Not a Hooker. Naked roommates with Bill. I miss the Blobs down in Africa with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/92256157-ABDD-463B-B77F-D9C32B7AD130/media.mp3
TMS 2259: Fight Big Snow
Published: Mon, 14 Mar 2022
Description: The Batmandella Effect. The Celtic Hat Dance. I don't like Kay Eff SEEEEEEEEE. We asked for chicken and they didn't have any chicken. Show Your Sticker. This could have been an email. He's a Moody Bastard. Batman's Colon is Not in the Film. Towering, then Teabagging. Winner, Winner! Give Them Back, You Sinner! Easier Than Showing Your Ball. I Don't See the Moon Kunis. Bad boys, Bad boys, What U gonna do when they plant drugs on you? Buried in Prosthetics. Slidey Luge Board. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/75A42CF9-656D-44A2-81C6-1258A7CD9999/media.mp3
TMS 2258: Mando Loves Chachi
Published: Thu, 10 Mar 2022
Description: Skeetwater and Fishfappers. WHAT IS THE OTHER 9%? Mario gets a day. Luigi gets NOTHING!! Amateur COPS on Twitch. Stitchy Peen. 30% Manure, 70% Dirt, 100% Smelly. Bad Boy Bad Boys Like and Subscribe. It rubs the weiner on the windshield or it gets the hose again. Scott and Sand: White and Reflective. A Weirdly Airbrushed Couple. Deep-fried Something covered in Something. Damn Commie Water. Shlunked in the Shlong. Boon Chewie Passport. Randy's SAAB 900 Story on Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/FBFDDE62-2BB5-45C5-94DB-0E700E707A5F/media.mp3
TMS 2257: All of OUR Women!
Published: Tue, 08 Mar 2022
Description: I Don't Like Prison Ju-Ju-BEEEEEEESS! There's Harvey's Duds (like Joker). The Daily Taco News Show. Thirsty Sword Lesbians. Guilty Dog Ain't got no rhythm. A Traditional Pocket-Man? Endangered Dog Food Sharks. Russ Cosmos on Center Stage. buy a pair of fries. I hate it but it's a limited time offer. The United Colors Of Peleton. Thumbnail. BUT NO FURTHER! In Space No One Can Hear You Scream, But They Can Smell You. Lengthy, Obscure Berlin Wall Jokes. 15 Inch Pens With Bobby. Dirty Crusty Squirrels with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/B7B5DE7A-48CA-4B59-97A2-6913AD5C7FE0/media.mp3
TMS 2256: The Platinum Jubbly
Published: Mon, 07 Mar 2022
Description: Gknee+ is an Extra $20. Your Driver today is FRAUD. Soapin' Up Grandpas Crotch! There must be... 50 ways to change your dollar. Wogging to Wise of the Wisistance. Gary's Location is Classified. Pickles & Lotion. Star Wars brings a tear to the eye. Is it too early for a Lightsaber. There's always meetings at the Dole Whip Stand. Disney went pay to win. How Do You Get Eggs So Small? Racist Tac-Tacs. Thermal Detonator or Diet Coke? Batman as the Vulture in Morbius with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6D09EFAB-A6F1-4463-BDD0-A48FF549B42B/media.mp3
TMS 2255: Don't trust the Corn Nut
Published: Thu, 03 Mar 2022
Description: Is that a crossbow in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? There were 5 Highlanders. We were told THERE COULD ONLY BE ONE! HBO Doesn't Care If You Fall Asleep. Flush the Floater. Uppity French Turd Monkey. Horkin' Macha in the Morning. You say Lamb Bear, I say Lamb Bert. Put your Moist Trousers on the Chaise Longue. Nobody Wants a Soggy Dorito. Neil Gaiman, Smooth and Convincing with Amy. Huffing Doritos with Wendy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2254: Jambalaya Towels
Published: Wed, 02 Mar 2022
Description: The Morning SKim! Ladies Privacy Units. Return my treasures to me, and I myself will carry you through the gates of Valhalla. You shall ride eternal. Shiny, and chrome! Ole Uncle Bacon Grease. The Stoner Zone. Like the Pentagon, But Round. Boobs, Bread, and Beads. John Cena Space Test Center. No Cousins for Old Brides for Seven Brothers...what? Is La Croix Return my treasures to me, and I myself will carry you through the gates of Valhalla. You shall ride eternal. Shiny, and chrome!? No. Wood Doesn't Burn in Mississippi. Owls are dicks. No Bungee Jumping Platforms with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2253: Growing In the Mullet Region
Published: Tue, 01 Mar 2022
Description: Un-COMB-able not un-COMFORT-able. The JrY Has Not Retired. Dingledop Fluglefarf syndrome. Bob's Dole Whip. Putin on the Shits. Bitch, I've Got a 30-Layer PSD. Not for Footloose reasons. CnC Machine Factory with Bill. Some Science With Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2252: Dough-mestic Dispute
Published: Mon, 28 Feb 2022
Description: Beef Strokin' Off. Sir Adam of the Ants. See Big or Go Home. Diarrhea, Yay! Cat Redistribution. Just look for the guy beating the Boss. Going to California with a Somethin' Somethin' Somethin'. Pokemon Crimson and Clover. That is NOT Julia Roberts. Muhammad Algebra Ali. Art Thou Gangster? The Boot LITERALLY went up my ASS. Cold, Stiff, But still alive. Hard to See the Junk under the Fur. Bobby Royale and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2251: Mis-Steak-O Taco
Published: Thu, 24 Feb 2022
Description: Fancy Soap for Men. Flopping My Achievement Ween On The Internet! Vote for a Guy and Put Him in Office Kinda Democracy. I Have Strong Opinions on Things I Don't Do!! Smells like LL Bean. Overreaction Grande. They Said They Were Going To BLOW UP That Bathroom!! In Mother Russia, Butt Poke YOU! Hardy Hard Hard mode. Nightmares About Mumbles the Intern. Sleeping with Kimmy DeVito. Magical Shits with Amy. The Cold War 2: Less Cold, Maybe even Hot. I Don't Like Stinky Teeeeeeeeens. Therapy Thursday without Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2250: Nards and Knopes
Published: Wed, 23 Feb 2022
Description: Heather Mandolin Vandacamp Fishsticks. That's Not A Moon, it's a Waste Station. Grab Your Clown Horn. What does YOUR server smell like? I Was SO Excited To Touch That Button! The Coat Incident. Freeze Tom Newsletter. Something draws me to Isla Fisher. Do you want to build a robot? Neither Take Nor Leave Recycling. Boats and Olds. Please don't stroke out on air. Greasy Pocket Earbuds. I Like Sleepy Turtles! Nintendo's and Nintendon'ts with Tom. A jigger of meth, a handful of coke and a hogshead of weed and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2249: The Mayo Defense
Published: Tue, 22 Feb 2022
Description: Both Too Early and Too Cold For a Fish Sandwich. You've Got Dementia. The most important thing was the meth we took along the way. New stock is in at Charvana. Hoarding Avocados. Farticles in space. We're all Dying Since Yesterday. Elwood would do anything for 10 bucks. Vintage People Be Talkin'. Rambling Rampant. Jerry Stringer. Check Out My Prepper Wife, Dude. Wrapped in (hot) plastic. Making toaster ovens great again with Bill. TMS hats don't fit Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2248: Hairy Ass Truman
Published: Mon, 21 Feb 2022
Description: Skeletor is my co-pilot. I could eat a million peaches for hours. Facepalm about Faceroll. Congratulations! It's a Homer! Secret Wiener Date. Undeniably Massive Buttplug. Gender reveal Truck Nuts. Neither Righteous Nor Brothers. Armpit nips. Not Anti-Vegan, just Anti-Moron. More Wiener than Bun. Tori Amos's Crotch is an Additional Point of Articulation. Joe Doobie. Trying to Scam the H o Veeeeeeeeeeee. Skinemax with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2247: Advil or Anduril?
Published: Wed, 16 Feb 2022
Description: That's Egghead Bastardville to You, M'aam. With Great Hair Comes Great Responsibility. They Came Out Of Her Water Slide. Drugs are a Powerful Drug. Like a knee-in-the-groin from your eye-doctor. What about Bob Facebook? No Country for old Brians. I Can't Believe It's Not Lightsaber! Random Poppy Seed Elaine. The Bagel Rule of 1824. Everything Bagels with Tendrils. Sufficient Brians, lacking Chads. Vita Meata Metamates with Tom! Analog Mugs with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2246: Egging Bezos On
Published: Tue, 15 Feb 2022
Description: I Don't Like WebMDeeeeeeee. Your Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants Give Them To Me. There's Money in the Frozen Iguana Stand! Superbad Airlines: I'm Mclovin It! And just like that, Randy is busted. 18 Chicken Breasts to sleep like The Rock. The Waldorf to My Statler. The Denver Airport is Shaped Like a Penis and Smokes Grass. Just Play me some Spice Girls & Shut Up! Book it! Here Comes the Fuzz! Flash European Wiener Mob. Don't Be Fooled by the Smiling Peloton Lady. Sprontierit. Stop trying to make Bing a thing with Bill. 50 Shades of Blue with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2245: DEMAND RICE
Published: Mon, 14 Feb 2022
Description: Scan This QR of My Butt. Curb your cryptothusiasm. Tight little comeback was my adult film title in college. An Upside down 50 cent is a nickel. Happy Valentine's, here's some socks. Highlighters Melted Together in a Wet Pile. I'm Old Enough To Be Her Parent! I HATE The Kalamazoo Packers!! Animal Murder Doritos. The Art House smells like weeeeeeeed. Wong is the new Claven. Get Out! Us? Nope. Let's Talk Ugly. Uncanny Valley Baby. Spoiling posters with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2244: Kirby your enthusiasm
Published: Thu, 10 Feb 2022
Description: 8 Mile Fury Road. Two old men learn about tea. Will the Real Mad Max Please Stand Up? Redfraggle brought to you by the letter 3. Cajun Fried COVID! Echoes of Samuel L Jackson. WE HAVE EAGLES, WE'RE BETTER! Still Composing, NOT YET Decomposing! My name is... My name is... Mad Max. It's A Red On-Air Spice Girl. Las Vegas Knows Where You Live. Licked The Correct Doorknob. Did Nicole and Marc teach you nothing? All Hail Bugaboo. The Church Of Pants With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2243: Loogie's Mantion
Published: Wed, 09 Feb 2022
Description: Pumpkin-Spice Covid. I can't quit you Richard Marx. All Olympic snow was made in China. How Did You Fix Boise??!? That Game Made Me Pee a Little. Starring... WESTERNVOICE! Doing Her Usual Stiffler's Mom. The one bird you want to suck is a duck. Is Curling worth the money? RT if you......Delete! Please send Hate mail to Brian. Nellie Furtado. You know. For the Kids. Ms Moggle's Pretend House of Funtimes. I'm Playing a Carniboss. So Many Notes with Tom. And Recommentals That Aren't For Everybody with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/B48F0EAA-19DB-4709-ACDD-78A782CFED55/media.mp3
TMS 2242: Foot Fetish Locker
Published: Tue, 08 Feb 2022
Description: I Don't Like Goo Nikeeeeeeee. Are bats racist because I really, like, want to know! Rusty Taco...don't look it up. Licorice Pizza or Pineapple Fish Sandwich? A Weiner Runs Through It! ALL CAPS?!? I Am Shocked! Oh NOW something's interesting. Built-in Pronunciation Guide. A new Solar System in our backyard. Albino Batman. Fruitless Fish Sandwich. Chicken sandwich with a side of shame. I should of had Aunjanue. Stumbled on Cumberbatch's wiener. Building a Screw Factory with Bill. Lung Juice with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2241: Misteaks Were Made
Published: Mon, 07 Feb 2022
Description: The Geometry of Pizza. Snuffleupagus: the Stinkiest Muppet. Dale Ernhart made me do it. I don't lick Steeeeeeeaaaam. Number 11 May Kill You. Bisected Pizza. Sesame Secretions. Beef at the Buffet. Vax Yer Ass and Wear Yer Mask. A Rockies bubble sandwich. A Weak Wednesday. Burt's Cookies. It's His Heat-Vapor! Hello Batman Fresh. Musicals Took A Dump. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2240: SHOW ME FLESH!
Published: Wed, 02 Feb 2022
Description: Remote Server Returned Code 500. No Country For Old Ricky. In VR everyone can hear you fart. I Don't Like Digital Rupeeeeeeeeees. Sushi-Market Sweep. That'll Do, Cocaine Pig, That'll Do! EVERYTHING Jumps Like RAM! The Following Program is Brought To You With Unexpected Airplane Nudity. I woke up in the middle of the night and kicked my wife. More popularity! Centralizing the Decentralization with Tom. Goldenrod Was My Porn Name! Nobody's Seen This Recommental with Randy. Squirt me some brown. BitClam With Tom. Randy wont talk about cannibalism on reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2239: Holy Spit!
Published: Tue, 01 Feb 2022
Description: Am I eating a Hot Dog or a rusty penny? I don't like freezing BEEEEEEEANS! (for journeybleu). A Questionable Hot Dog. Weird Old 80s Screws. Alexa had a stroke. The Cops were not Her Only Fans. Fig Newton Juice. Nobody wants to see Carl. The Devil's Eyes are Made of Cheese. Mash-up Catch-up. Making a Bigger Hole, So it Hangs Properly! Road Meat only for Dolly. Organized Religion is a load of Phlegm-Flam. Watching the Science Sausage Being Made with Bobby (not Bill). Wormtongue in his ear with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2238: Taste the conclusion
Published: Mon, 31 Jan 2022
Description: Brian's Booger Plates. There is no D in Alabama. The Guy On Twitter Was Wrong. They're Just Pro-Potato. The Hour of Power off. They Aren't Quite Right In The GIANT HEAD! Don't Inject Spice, Girls. Reading is Hard Let's Ban Things. Pull the lever, no not that lever. What happens in New Orleans stay off Noom. A Netflix Original? How Original. I Work On LSDeeeeeeee. Boseman What's His Power? Fart-Activated Lights. What's the deal with the guy crossing the street? Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2237: Top Pocket
Published: Thu, 27 Jan 2022
Description: Braunschweiger? I like all kinds of music. Lord Biocow and his Magic Cheese. Bring Empty Pepto Bottle. I OVERPACK THE TECH! Don't get the nerds too warm. Pretend you know what you're doing. Do it to yourself pepper spray. Don't blow. Peeping at Pete's Parts. Read This with Amy. Wet Denim with Wendi. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2236: Governor Burps-A-Lot
Published: Wed, 26 Jan 2022
Description: The Tom Holland Trio. At Least I Have Chicken Run. Crusty Robot Business! No Chicken Run, No Akira, and NO LT. YAR! Btw, Dumbledore is gay. And dead. I thought I was gonna die, but other than that it was nice. That Thing Is Animated As SHIT! They Just Like It For The Animated Boobs! Becky Bothers Busy Buyer for Bargain Bin Baby. The First Rule of Quoting Fight Club. On a Roll of One. Buying Kids In Installments. We Can Go Full Turd!! Canada's David Duchoveny. Their Own Damn Plan with Tom. Pulling the plug on Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/842C3376-0788-4004-87CE-C11120F0C638/media.mp3
TMS 2235: Scuzzy Bernoulli
Published: Tue, 25 Jan 2022
Description: Gary Busey: The Voice of Reason. A French Ranch on the Thousand Island with Caesar. To Be Honest, I'm Rooting For The Monkeys! I Don't Like Words That End in Zeeeeeeeeeee. Dental Floss and Craps. In Soviet Russia the Dressing Undresses you. All Ninjas are Handsome. It's A Purple Nurple Zurple! Digahertz Deezz Nuts. See Anal Street. In France they Call it Dressing Royale. What's-this-here-sauce? More McCock Talk. Contemporary Liberal Hairdo. Why does it smell of Helena Bonham Carter? A Man-Shaped Mannequin With Bill. A little Science with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/709D5155-F243-4B7E-9CF1-1393E801F2CC/media.mp3
TMS 2234: Massive Monkey Gangs!!
Published: Mon, 24 Jan 2022
Description: Shot to the balls. And you're to blame. His & Her Bed Weapons. Hey, Do You Have Change For A $10,000? GET UP DICK! Throwin' My Back Out with the local Tramp. Clacking Your Balls like a Newton's Cradle. I don't like sugared up Monkeeeeeeeeeeeeys. Covid Worthy. The Sriracha States of America. Jeff naked is quite a sight. Don't Swetch the small stuff. Scorekeeping BS. Go to pee, stay for the Dam. Is Bueno Good? Unslabbed. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2233: Koi Are Carp
Published: Wed, 19 Jan 2022
Description: Is it too early for a fish Tattoo? Where Are They On The Smashmouth Scale? But What Does It Mean For Clippy? Definitely Plums. WHAT IS YOUR TACO STREAK? 69 Billion? Niceeeeeeee. Blindfold A Turkey. What's The Streak For Pooping A Poop The Size Of An Avocado??! Nudity? Swears? Adult Situations? Where is this streaming again?! Where Is The Bat Man? No reward, No Closure. And No Lieutenant Yar. John Cena's Noodle Comedy. Which Gunn? Peter? Timm? Chad Kroger is my death angel. Tom's Tech Time! Reccametals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2232: Peeza Hutt
Published: Tue, 18 Jan 2022
Description: Karen, Chads, and Brads, OH MY! We're Living In PEAK BEARD TIME Right Now! Pornographic Memory. A Little Goo-Ball In The Middle! A Cold Corpse That Pooped the Bed. No Fear, No Pain, Just a Solar Flare. Taco Bell staff ran for the border. A Dog Poop Or A Testicle. The New Tanning Sensation, Toner Chips! Bypass DRM? OK! Death by topless rollerskating women! Quick, Unexpected, & Painless. Donkey sauce just got a whole NEW meaning! Blinded by Science in One Eye with Bobby. Emergency Squirrel Making with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2231: Regrexit
Published: Thu, 13 Jan 2022
Description: I don't like naked trapEEEEEEZ! Two Smoking Barrels and a Monkey. 1-Adam-12, We Have A Snorlax In Progress At Fifth & Main! Who killed Arnold Palmer? Taco Bell Fever Dreams. Mark Rober. The McGruber we need. ALWAYS THE FRENCH! Go Runs Uphill, Goo Runs Downhill! I'm Not Going There For Tubesteak!! Hey it's my white sister. What Was That Question About Focus Again? Cockney Rhyming Deficit Disorder. Rogue Pit Sweat. Read This, with Amy! Street Ritalin and MORE with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/1653A5D9-195D-4041-9FAD-828FC0995BD9/media.mp3
TMS 2230: Popcorn Zombies
Published: Wed, 12 Jan 2022
Description: Tied for 41st. Mark is now David. On A Scale Of 1 to 10, It's A 28! Whatserboobies. The all new Samsung Ghost. Clancy Brown's Got Crabs. I Don't Think I Would Marry Dexter! Red On-Air Balloon. Deadpool it's in the name. Roaming Bands of Stabbers. There's Optimism and there's Reality. Storm's Disco Jumpsuit. The lesson here is, don't make out with your sister. Dad Cartoonist: Fury Road. CES on the Hole with Tom! I Still Know Karate in my Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/314CC581-6FE2-4B0A-A3FE-62829D2FCAFD/media.mp3
TMS 2229: YOU SHALL TACO PASS!!
Published: Tue, 11 Jan 2022
Description: They Blinked 182 Times!! Those Are Some Big Feet! I've Seen Bigfoot! Gold Fingering. Hello Theeeere Aliens. Maurice Patootie? Erect, Satanic Tail! Come On, You're Big, Food When You Eat! How About A Yellow-Throated Boobie? What's her name again? Digeridoo? Thanos is exactly half bad. Fish are Dumb, Fish Experts are Dumber. Let's Eat The ANGRY Pig! Everyone's a Critic with Bill. Turning Into A Giant Magnet With Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/190E8976-E9D9-4266-9571-342177A44BD9/media.mp3
TMS 2228: Boba Fanta
Published: Mon, 10 Jan 2022
Description: Six Degrees Of Satan! The Taco Monger. Dirty Diet Doctor Pepper. I DON'T LIKE BEEEEE SEEEEEMEN! I prefer NEIN pubes in my food! The Third Eagle Of The... OLD...TIMES. Time Passes. I am no longer surprised. Sneaky Little Caesar. My Van Gogh up and Van Wendt. Dirty Dirty Standup Man. Catering To the Juggallos. Taco Bell Pass 2022: Back To The Parking Lot. Saturated By The Mushroom Water! Stop confusing me YOU KNOW I HAVE COVID BRAIN!! You got Crispin Glover on my peanut butter! You got peanut butter on my Crispin Glover! Big Hairy Burritos with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/081054E2-3DC5-450C-BD06-AA342B8507D0/media.mp3
TMS 2227: Fartrepreneur
Published: Thu, 06 Jan 2022
Description: Once in a while you get a boob. Right Fisting Fozzy. Farting in Jars is Gross Profit. Non Fartable Tokens. Dab,dab,dab,dab,dab...boink! Who Reads 14 Year Old Copies Of Golf Digest? Who the hell is Kate Bush. Too Much Gold Highlighting. No Worries. It's Banned. They Died of Meatballs, Not COVID. That being said at the end of the day I'm doing a deep dive on the new normal. Perfect eye dots! Shouldn't it be Rod in Hand? What's Hot on the Shelf with Amy. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/2E1E98E6-28F3-4FBF-91B0-1F708D09319F/media.mp3
TMS 2226: Meticulous Meat
Published: Wed, 05 Jan 2022
Description: Kim Jong 2: Burrito Supreme Leader. Cameo Man! Able to Be in Everything! Excelsior! Brian and the Neighborwives. Lara Croft says My eyes are up here. May as well do this. No talkie no soundie. FedEx Deliverty Drivter. Five Angels in a Shoeshine Kit. A French Movie, With French People In It. Tickle Tickle TOOOOOOOO! I want more Wordle but they won't give me any more Wordle! Miserable Garbage. The Playstationwagon with Tom. Putting beans in the hopper with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/288D1A61-58B9-42A8-BD6B-6868E1B1827C/media.mp3
TMS 2225: LikTok
Published: Tue, 04 Jan 2022
Description: Work-Around Pee Device. Lick a Screen for Cleeo. The Pig of Most Angry. They Moved Morbius. Wait Til They Get A Load Of Leto! You Must Wear A Brown Slack! Bob Costas in On Golden Pond. Not getting a food smell here. Put Six in a Bag and Call it Good. I prefer tasteless TV. I don't like tasting my TVeeeeeee. Keep Your Wallet Close to Your Penis. Bringing out the Carrie Coon in all of us. There's Different Flavored Screens You can Get. Size Doesn't Matter, with Bill Doran. Bobby Surprises Us With Science and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/4BF098EA-A0FB-4B97-BF3F-EF5B35633C90/media.mp3
TMS 2224: the best show of the year... so far
Published: Mon, 03 Jan 2022
Description: I NEED LUBE ADVICE! Butt-Funnin' Around!! Julie is Stiff on the Lido Deck. It Started With A Diarrhea Problem. I Can Has House Fire? Pfoozer's Boozers. the Love Morgue. No Full Exposure. Full Frontal Hannah Montana. Don't Dung Your D. Added Nakeddittidy. Spiderman is the S word. Come with me if you want to die! Make me a grandpa! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/4AC8B636-B4A6-4A78-BADC-C3BDD6B3ED8A/media.mp3
TMS 2223: Alexa-cution
Published: Thu, 30 Dec 2021
Description: Happy Birthday, Christ, Nice to Meet You. Tristan sleeps in. Oops All Meth Berries! Appalled by Paul Paul. 50 shades of Bad. No One Cares About Year One. The Three Kings gave Jesus Gold, Incense, and Street Drugs. so many Wongs, it must be right. Here's Bernie's Hole. Retained Their Puffy Nature. If you recognize these Hallmark movie titles, your name might be Kim. Still waiting for that Best Decade. Some YouTubey A-Hole! Speaking of Covid. Different Shades of Villain You Can Get. Wendi is snowed in! Read This with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2222: Red Matter In The Hole
Published: Wed, 29 Dec 2021
Description: What Was The Name Of The Ship In Star Trek: Enterprise? USS Nistmaru. Chicken Popper Junior. Two Wong's Make a Right. You Can't Handle the Tooth! The floor is now in your mouth. You Can't Go 'Wong' With Benedict! Now You're Playing With Dog Power. Butt-Slapping Tooth Man! Chipolte's Ship? Delayed Gratification. Patrick Romulan Warbirdon. Poking in the bum with your thumbs with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2221: Zendaya Mondatta
Published: Tue, 28 Dec 2021
Description: Tobey had his Peter Parker out. It Stays Runny In The Can. old man Johnson goes to the movies. I Liked Him As An Actor, Until I Saw His Penis! I Don't Like Shower Honeeeeeeeeeeeey! The minions shall inherit the food court. Covered In A Thin Layer Of Buttery Greeze. Basement Level Drug Users. It's Nearly The End Of This Dumb Year. And the toilet had a turd. We all had the same gasp and You Know When. Stopping The Popcorn Sweats! Some kinda boogery deal. Making Tex-Mechs with Bill. 300 points of failure with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2220: Goth Jumanji
Published: Mon, 27 Dec 2021
Description: Touch your ball to the screen. I Like The Sacramento Beeeeee! Heavy is the Tooth That Needs a Crown. I Was Joe Pizzaman! Wasabi Birthday Oil Taste featuring the Yellow Unit. Prime Your Hole. Where Does He Get Such Wonderful Paints?!? On Tour With 'Maggot Therapy'! Short and Curly and Strong and Burly. Tweaking, Twerking, Booping, Bopping. Brian forgot the alcohol hole! I'm With Question Mark. I'm not taking number two! Boogers All Day, Son! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2219: Gristly Angry Pig
Published: Wed, 22 Dec 2021
Description: Spicy and Huge, Let's Pinch and Scream! Baby Punching Rules and Regulations. Joust 2: Joust the Two of Us. QUIT EATING THE SQUID! I got a bone in mine. He's Got His Virgin Thing and His Deal. Dangly Tentacles of Consent. A Regular Marriage-Themed Wedding. Redundant Second Weiner. Seems Fungible To Me! First Rule of Mom Fight Club. Carter would punch her dad for a hot pocket. Klingons Consummate by Bleeding All Over. Japanese Hot Tub Monkey. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2218: Bjork Sandler
Published: Tue, 21 Dec 2021
Description: You Can Really Taste the Conclusion. What's The Scarcity, Kenneth? From Zero to Horse carcass in the toilet in 1.8 seconds. Give Me The Monkey Numbers!!! My Dinner With Uncle Omicron. Suspiciously Moist Nuts! Prefer angry pig to dried squid. Address The Thong. It Was The Monkeys, Marty! All on the 21s. The Road to Mondegreen. Overtly Asian. Sweet and Sour. Just like it's spoiled. Finding a peanut in the bottom. Su-Su-PseudoScience with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2217: Sinister Two-Thirds
Published: Mon, 20 Dec 2021
Description: Gordon is the Shizapoo. History by Scott. My immune system said Too Much Hassle. This is Your Uhhhhh Captain Uhhhhh Handcuffing. I hear dead people laughing. How Many Langwridges do You Speak? Better Living thru Christmas tree. Let the nightmares commence! Remote Start THIS! When Life Gives You Cookies, Make Sunshine. Uncle Ben vs Uncle Owen. McSteamy is just McSweaty now. COVID Cleanup, Aisle 6. All the Jingle Haters. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2216: Just Gurggle it
Published: Thu, 16 Dec 2021
Description: I Blame The Weenie Rockets! Talking Out Loud With Your Mouth. What’s Your Fury Road Anniversary? Hello God It’s Me, Hallmark. Brian’s Half Marble Guest Stars. Who Has The One Ball? How frequent is your REM sleep, Kenneth? Anyplicity, Starring Michael Keaton! I can’t say PENIS. Dave Bautista is your Holy Ghost. Hawkeye? No? Not Hawkeye? Pacific Theater Booster. Keep an eye on my straw. Ringing the Infantino Bell with Amy. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2215: I Say To Thee NEIGH!!!
Published: Tue, 14 Dec 2021
Description: Does Podcasting Ring a Bell? Nipples always come up. Internet killed the radio star. The 12th Fifth Beatle. Hey Jude! I Loved Sean More! Why Can't We Get Back To Eating Tuna-Safe Dolphin?!? Stored in your memory deal. The card says get. I Don't Like Geeeeese! He's ALMOST The Martian! We Named the Dog Martha. I made these cat turds out of resin with Bill! Practice Good Nipple-Self Care with ICE ICE BOBBY and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2214: Cusspants
Published: Mon, 13 Dec 2021
Description: Millennium Effin. And just like that, stocks went down! Jizz Lane Maxwell. BBQ Flavored Multi-Pass. If You Can Dodge a Ball, You Can Pop an Eye!! The MOST Karen-Assed Karen-Ass Bullshit! Opi Ka Dobi: Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time. Lazarus of Pelaton. You EARNED An Eff-You! Arria And The Weird Dragon-Thing. By We I mean You. falalalala lalala hockey. No drugs, just bongs. Frosted Coccyx. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS PM 12-10-2021: You've been Whammed
Published: Fri, 10 Dec 2021
Description: The Point is that the Funny Thing is. Covid Testacular. Don't Dox the Doc. Books are Podcasts for your Eyes. EffTweek. Yelly Phone Rant. It Really Is Funny This Time! 25-point Impact text having horse-pills. It's Nothing to Puke Over. Free sample?!? Making big things seem small. Read This with Amy and more on this episode of TMSPM. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2213: Aggressive Swabbage
Published: Wed, 08 Dec 2021
Description: Seinfeld Curious. Customs Agents are Little Seizers. And I says, I says. What's the deal with these Seinfeld episodes? Half an Inch is All the Way In. Deep Penetration Swabbing. I'm No Doctor. I Don't Even Play One on TV. The New Karate Detective! Full hog up your nose. Happy Birthday Teri Hatcher. Inflamed Reich Sinus. You want Scientology? That's how you get Scientology. Cara De vigga jee. Tom's Tech Time! We finished Netflix with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2212: Jackson Polyp
Published: Mon, 06 Dec 2021
Description: Señor Citizen! Taco Bell Hallmark Lesbians. What's this? What's this? There's fingers everywhere. Canadian Colon Coins. Unnatural Goat Sex. I felt them pulling the tube out of me. But not in a good way. The Elephants are coming. Friends Don't Let Friends Sell Lerggings! Low Rent George Clooney. Freaky People Doing Freaky Things. Bigfoot Urkel. Shut Your Speaker-Grate, Alexa! What color is your stool? Major Spoilers and A Little Micro-Pinky on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2211: Dude, where's my show?
Published: Thu, 02 Dec 2021
Description: Grazing the Nuts of Jimmy Stewart. Fetching Foreskins. Her Bosoms are Fantastic. One skin, two skin, blue skin, fore skin. Colonoscopy Watch 2021. Dickens N Chickens N Foreskin Bags. Casual Shirtless Santa. Our time of the month with Gidgit. Down Under, They Just Send in Poop Samples. The Rankin Bass Weed Smoking Puppet Guys. Heretic Palindrome. Nothing was odd until I heard the door knock. A combination of Uncle Joel and a guy from the mall. Sinbad Life Choices. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2209: Fun with Tucky
Published: Tue, 30 Nov 2021
Description: I don't want your bong art NFTeeeees. The Omarosa Variant. Not a Baldwin Baldwin. Dave Thomas is Both Dead AND Alive. Next Up, Number A! There Are Many Corona Flavors You Can Get. Paul Hayden Church-amotti. a New York Attitude in a Kentucky Body. Making Tina Cry for Fun and Profit. Hortons Hears a Bieb. Oh My Cron. It's a little money. Not a lot of money. A little money. They don't ask when you're tall and it's Ladies Night. Penetrating Young Frodo with Bill. A little Science with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2208: Dude, you're getting Adele!
Published: Mon, 29 Nov 2021
Description: Tadpool Santa knows if you've been bad. Break me off a piece of that particle board. MEANWHILE, At The Hall Of Cocaine! Always blame the toddlers. Homeless Bags. Death By Chowder! Danny Elfman Toddler. The Fly Said No! No! No! I Did It All For the Nucky. P T Ass D. Give me Freddy's or give me death. Original Flavor Covid. A Reptile Disfunction in Bed. It's going to cost a lot of Monday. Diabetes peeciees and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2208: Don't Fear the Meeper
Published: Mon, 22 Nov 2021
Description: Our Long National MeepMare. It Mostly Meeps at Night... Mostly. There Were Five Meeps! I don't like Meeeeeeeeeeeeeps! Naked, cold, and meeping. No Meeps since the other Meeps. It's Meeping From Inside The Wall! Five Meeps are more than Two. Living my worst Meep-mare. Five Meeps Means End Of Life! The Day the Meeps Died. I'm sorry, the card says Meeps.Only Night Meeping. I call them Meeps. Major Meepers. Reccameeples and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2206: Bad Phlebotomist
Published: Tue, 16 Nov 2021
Description: If That's Mild, We're In Trouble. $2 More For Flinching! I don't like Beeee Cheeeeeeeeeeses. Forks Scat in the Microwave. Suck on a Butterbullet. No More Mister Mice Guy! How best to warm your wiener, today on TMS. I Fell In Love With A Woman From The Sunday Comics That Nobody Reads. Are you worthy to taste Alice Cooper's Hot Sauces? It's got chunks. We're all gonna die! Take That You Tube Guy! She's a Coconut... Rabbit... Thing. Circus Circus. For people who know what they've done wrong. Mustard Legs With Bobby. Making things with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2205: What do you need, dude?
Published: Mon, 15 Nov 2021
Description: The 108-Year-Old Virgin. El Methhead Loco. Office Depot to Home Depot Train Line. One of My Wackadoo Family. MAGAvitamins. Cookies with Wookies. Teabag Gucci. You be tapping while I be arting. Sucking you into the machine. She's not tired, she's tired of you. A Virgin stripper cocktail waitress. You Weren't alive, SHUT UP! Movie Pass Gasses Up Again. Disney's Big Dump With Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2204: Such a Boney Bird
Published: Thu, 11 Nov 2021
Description: What Famous Dead Person do You Want? Nearly Strangled Nick. All About The Thanksgiving Shawarma. Get the nookie and put it on your cookie. It gives the Pink Stuff to the Baboon or it gets the hose again. There's Ones in January AND November. Just Stop Harvesting. GameCube Rice Cooker. Do a Booster in the Back. His name was Colt, he was a wrestler. I'd Have To Keep Him In A Room. I prefer a hard biscuit. Everything is Browner on the other side. Rolling in the grass with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2203: A Quota of Witches
Published: Wed, 10 Nov 2021
Description: Three Meeps in a Row. Dave Is My Printer. Turkey PANIC! Shimmying The Monkeys Left & Right. Unlock The Shit From The Dead! How Many Monkeys Can you Fit on your pole? Old Man CO2. I Liked Him Before He Died. The Little Short Guy that with the Rock. Pre-load your outrage. You ARE part of the problem. The Red Leather Suit. Who's a Great Comedian AND a Great Person? Jumping to Assumptions with Tom. Ready to Rock Recommentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2202: Air Force Dave
Published: Tue, 09 Nov 2021
Description: He who controls the VPN controls the universe. A Corpse is a Corpse of Course of Course: I am Medical Ed. Mi Corazon Es El Breako! Always Be Checkin toilets. Straight A's in Blood Class. I'm Thinking The Choad Area. There's a Snake in My Loo!! Hey it's mini but it gets the job done. Switched at Conception. I don't like my candy with weeeeeeeeed! What If... Joki watched Parasite? It's JKGrammer's Fault! Maze? That's corn, right? Butt Clenching Moments with Bill. Donate Your Body to SEXY SCIENCE with Bobby, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2197: Monkey Adjacent
Published: Thu, 28 Oct 2021
Description: I Don't Like Hippie BEEEEEEEANS! Trick or Treating Needs Participation, Otherwise It's Just Begging. Brian has a Blacklight. He's a Vegas regular. Send speedos, thongs and lawyers. Throwing hippos under the bus. There are four F's. Jesus eating Mentos. Mung Bean Eating BO Bastard. Larry VonPubis? THAT'S MY DAD! What's Wrong With BOTH OF US?!? What About Hawkeye? Not Marvel? Maybe Alda? Still Hawkeye! Additional Horseshit! Kangaroo on the Surfboard wearing a Santa Hat. Never You Mind What Goes On Down Here with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2195: Please Cooperate Me
Published: Tue, 26 Oct 2021
Description: Welcome to HAMPASS. Freddy Vs. Jason Ritter. Morse Code Vibrator. Bear Breasts and Buttocks. Sponge off a dude. Is Tom Buzzing Out Loud? HTML is a series of tubes. Carrying The Corpse Of Harrison Ford! Earth the monkey planet. I want to be handled by Japanese and Korean. Spread my DM to the World. Ogres & Magic Women! British Garden Shitstorm. Having a 2nd bowl of cereal with JuRY and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2193: Chockit Mewt!
Published: Thu, 21 Oct 2021
Description: Everybody run. The Waffle House lady's got a gun. Vlad the coke impaler. Coking The Kitchen. Friggen Pogs. I'm Sorry Listeners, but the rest of the Podcast is in another Email. Take My Cheese Eggs at Gunpoint. Vanilla Bullshit Thing. Porn Syrup? People Should... They Just Should! I'd rather spell better. what's the deal with your lever? Dead See Shrinkage. A Whip Permit Please. Not ballgags, gagballs! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2192: No Kibble. All Bits.
Published: Wed, 20 Oct 2021
Description: Creamy peen...nut butter. No Country For Any Men. Once Peanut, Twice Shy! House Erect Records Still Stand. Raisins Ruin Everything. The Pre-Thing. Lance Armstrong of Peanut Butter. The Boys were Frogs. The Girls were Pigs. That's nature. THAT Was Your Swedish Chef Impression??!? Little bit of tater love. Muppet Babies Gotta Come Out Of Somewhere! Tom Might Be Giants. Go through my drawers and see what sparks joy. Top Notch Tech Time with Tom. Lipstick Boobs with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2190: You wanna be creepy?
Published: Thu, 14 Oct 2021
Description: 90 is the new 89. Ram the Man parts! Best horse in Disney history. Come On, Siri! Pay Attention! The Overwhelming Sound.... Of Silence! The prince was whatever and he became a thing. PHP = Programmer Hates Programming. Holistic baby chickens. All Cream And Splenda. She doesn't know how to use a fork, that's hot! Was there a movie about Atlantis called Atlantis something? The Grumpy Old Man Prize. Paul Simon is a Chevy Chaser. No Bells with Bobby. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2189: Accidental Dream
Published: Wed, 13 Oct 2021
Description: If There's Eyelashes Then I'm Out. Someone could be dead, but i was too tired. 11 minutes in Heaven. More Manly Than I Care For. SHAT IN SPACE!! Ten Lasso. Gardener Retriever. Nice Ass-Spect Ratio! They Had THEIR OWN Shirts! Satan is my Vaccine. Which Crue? The Motley One! We Did NOT Go To Dingle! Nobody Knows HR PufnStuff. Who Set The Dogs Off? Cops Cops Cops! I Podcast For The Articles. Tom's Tech Time. Dunking for paperbacks with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2188: That Place Nose What They Are Doing
Published: Tue, 12 Oct 2021
Description: Are you ok if i do both holes at once?? Horking up a Loki. Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Controversy! Full Service European Spa. Broken Nose Jim Jam. Snipping the ol' Trunk! The Utah Pizzazz! Hello Friends, it's Seinfeld. Cheers! Milking the Teat of God. I Press X To Doubt! There's No Loafing at the Sourdough Hotel. Complex hairy One. Baldwin? More Like Hairwin, AmIRight? Live From A Moon Tower, It's Justin Robert Young and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2187: The Spice Squirrels!
Published: Mon, 11 Oct 2021
Description: Colonoscopies are a Real Shit Show. 13 Flavors At Raskin-Bobbins!! The Northern lights sound like Nickleback? I'm out. Nope to the Pope. Canadians Eat Like The Rest Of Us. World's Smallest Poutine Launcher. Rocky Road Colonoscopy is not a new Ben and Jerry's flavor. The TikTok McNugget Challenge! No 4:3 for you!! 612 Days of not watching Parasite. Sheldon's head on Batman's body. Carolinas Fist Bump. Never tell me the odds! Never tell me the calories! Let God Sort my Screws. Making Things with Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2185: Simon & Simon & Garfunkel
Published: Wed, 06 Oct 2021
Description: Isn't There a Battle Royale Movie Called Battle Something? I Don't Like Under Sieeeeeeeeege. A Chia Pet Gathers No Moss! Duck Penis Expert. He's The Walker AND The Texas Ranger! Tom Cruise. I'm out of numbers. Random Jimble-jambles. Ass, Gas or Marijuana. It's Bad When they Have Sports People. All Up In My Elbow Pit! We've Got A Little Terlit Room! Me and My Leavings. The HIGHEST Hanging Fruit! Bring me the Nose of Artie Lange. Twitch Unto the Breach with Tom. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2184: This Podcast is SO Gross
Published: Tue, 05 Oct 2021
Description: The Pipes of Bag. Shaka, When the Clothes Fell. Mandolindelorean. Kenly and Jenner - The weird Harp Twins. Grandma Outruns Prisoners. From Whisky to Nuts. Alas, Poor Robert Urich. Ace Ventura Poop Detective. We Had Our Violins, Now We Have Our Sax!! Get Dressed & Exit The Vehicle! Love the weiner. Hate the buns. I've got an organ! Walk Down the Wrong Hallway to Set Up a Conflict. The One Where They Throw Wrenches at Each Other. Throwing Wrenches at Each Other with JuRY Rotten Young and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2183: 10-4 Wet Noodle
Published: Mon, 04 Oct 2021
Description: I Find the Whole Vulva Fun! Maybe Buscema? John Buscema? Not Sal Buscema? Kojak With A Kodak. If porn hub has taught us anything. Lorenzo's Llamas. It's your poop now! You all have more butthole knowledge than I do. Going To Chocolate Town Costs $50 Extra. It's Monday Or Wednesday Today. Cops and Dude. Lady in her bed clothes. Truckers have 45 names for cops. Speaking of White hair....there is no transition. What Kind of a Deal with Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2182: Ann Hyphen Margaret.
Published: Thu, 30 Sep 2021
Description: Emotional Support Wine. SHAT IN SPACE. How About A Boober? Shaving Our Legs with Gidgit. Teacup Little Shithead Things. Stick it in the Leggy Bum. Apply old Pedro to new Virginia. Circling the 80s Sitcom Drain. Phantom ball pain. Free flashdrive with purchase of a Kiss coffin. Aardvark Animation. Anubis Is A DUDE! Ring! Ring! Squid Game Calling! Canada says, Sorry no lube. The Blue Mountains ARE Blue! Your calls and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2181: Just North of South
Published: Wed, 29 Sep 2021
Description: Wall to Wallnuts. Post Appopolepatic. My Wife un-Effs My Life. They REALLY Say Mahnards?? Hello, Welcome To Worse. He's A Million! Years Old! Jom bolia. 43 strikes and you're out. Luke, I am your Testicles! you want it to go scrotumn. There's a Cho on that Show, I don't know. Ring around the mouth hole. It Was Dan Hadiya The Whole TIme!! What did I say? Shut Up! Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/8E1B0AB3-B0BD-4671-88AB-DC9FB1B51C64/media.mp3
TMS 2180: Hey Mr. Tambourine Monk
Published: Tue, 28 Sep 2021
Description: I NEVER Want To See The Dark Knight Rise!! Horking down the boog. Panda Express My Colon. Have you ever done a hitchhiker? Namaste! No Tip for You! The Fruber Is Also Cursed. Pop in, Pop Out, Not pop In? Please Keep Your Arms and Legs Attached inside the Vehicle at All Times. Jesus is my airbag. Millionaire, Billionaire or Kajilionnaire? Forced Enjoyment of News. Gummi Bear-Ritos. The Brown Brothers Will Take Care of 'Em. Shuck-e-Oyster. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/8D08AD4A-3B5C-4FDE-8DF9-B2AFD01C3110/media.mp3
Free TMSPM Monday! Science Cat and the French Turd.
Published: Mon, 27 Sep 2021
Description: A free taste of PM this week! Join the TMS Patreon to get it every single week! Taste the carpet to be sure. Dew Destructor. That Must Be A Hotel Room, There's Hotel Art! I'm Sorry, You Are At A Taco Bell. How gritty was my clam? Wine Karens. The Winiest Karens. What Kind Of A Pile Are You Looking At? App Time! Your quick questions and more on this episode of TMSPM. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/5C1D169A-077B-4B46-8DDA-75E58EB490AA/media.mp3
TMS 2179: Mud Blood Hut
Published: Thu, 23 Sep 2021
Description: I saw it on The TicTak. We built this city on lots of blood. Zero to Jackie Chan Will get You Killed. Peep Power Hour. Gorge, Pivot, Puke, Repeat. Same Screw, Different Place. How Many Red Fraggles are There Anyway? Cocoa Powder, Just Add Blood. Therapy is Easier When They Are Dead. Screwtegrity. Coffee Goes In, Pee Comes Out. Upchuckin' a frankfurter. 60 Pounds of Peeps = DEATH. Who is Going to Milk the Spiders? Ben Folds Clothes. Shitting Bricks with Bobby. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/227EA6E4-B016-4FB1-B623-DAA3D46704EF/media.mp3
TMS 2178: Who's Peeing?
Published: Wed, 22 Sep 2021
Description: Mad Mustard Fury Road. Unintentional Toilet Cleaning. Ittsy Bitsy Bite on the Ass. Kooky Suzuki Was My Kabuki Name. I Can't Quit You, Love The Show, Though! STAY OUTTA MY HOOTER! The Deltan 88 Galaxy. That movie sucked I saw it. Spider-Butt-Bites. Its the spider's toilet now. Shut Up Richard Dawson, STOP TRYIN TO KISS ME!! The Tucker-Sucker Proxy. Run DMC Motors. My car is a seat. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/58533E57-13A2-46F1-A070-538BD9E802DA/media.mp3
TMS 2177: Shamed by the Bell
Published: Tue, 21 Sep 2021
Description: Why The What And Not Who? If Found, Please Return This Underwear to. All 71 Year-Olds Are 71. Alpha-Phalpha, Spankakey and Daralala! Mayor McCheese was Recalled. Extremely Prejudicial Muting! Miss you guys and your wives. Right-Handed Driving Simulator. Cosplay for Concern. You Haven't Seen the BlaBlaBla? Who brings a gun to a baby shower? We done did have full show. Pee Wee's Porn House. The Brothers Brown are all Blue. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/082F22E1-0185-4A66-B3B7-F098BD8809DA/media.mp3
TMS 2176: The Crown's Gambit
Published: Mon, 20 Sep 2021
Description: A Dramedy? That's A Camel, Right? Up your nose with a glowy hose. National Air Bender Day. I Say Keep the Damn Ottoman. Does that letter give good lumbar support. Are Space Orks Sporks? Handsome, Bald, and Famous. The Michelin Man Made Us Dinner and Still Has Fat Rolly Arms. Hot Cockles. You can't see my fingers at home. Take The Turkey in the other Room. I Can Eat 11 Nails and Fart the Longest. Poor neglected Hamilton. It doth was not Jennifer. Just a Saber with Bill. Y The Last Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/1C4FE362-FAED-4CC0-88BD-58745DB4B9D2/media.mp3
TMS 2175: Burn the butterflies
Published: Thu, 16 Sep 2021
Description: To Catch a Petabyte. NEED OUTPUT! Wasp-ception. My Husband Comes from Donut People. It all made sense in the dream. Everybody Loves Morrissey. Mowing Virtual Lawns and Pumping Virtual Gas. Not My First Isuzu Rodeo! Skeevily Biting Her Neck. Bobby Frankensteinburgerhymen. Moo Loo Poo. Dark Matter Multiplies Like Rabbits. Never Introduce Anything to Anything. Moo Left the Seat Up? Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/ECDD907A-6DE9-4BDC-B6BD-B9CE2EA51B9C/media.mp3
TMS 2173: Ryan Maiden
Published: Tue, 14 Sep 2021
Description: The Dog's Butt is Covid Free! the One-Eyed Nun and the Four Monkeys. Gozer the lockpicker. Dressed Like A Kinder Egg. McGruff, The Crime Burger!! Small, Medium, or Roundabout? 18 Park Places and 35lbs Later. Just Okey, No Dokey. Doin' Half The Okie-Dokie!! Tourette's O'Riley, Road Rager!! She's not as methy as I expected! A Box Of Illuminati Pizza! McRover Value Meal. How-r-ye. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/7BFF631D-6852-441E-8A91-B46F88A1FC94/media.mp3
TMS 2172: Gin-Swilling Firecracker
Published: Mon, 13 Sep 2021
Description: Ireland or D&D? You Be the Judge. Is Eastern Mysticism Real Because I Like Really Wanted to KNOW. Hawkeye? Not hawkeye? Like hawkeye? Minecraft Poop. Kiss Your Lucky Charms Goodbye! I Don't Like Pouring Coffeeeeeeeeee. Yabba Doo! How Fast is That in Kilometers Per Hour? Piss Off, Ghost! Squeeze the fart right out of Mitzula! Look, but don't touch the celebrities. I Like An OK Hot Dog! Truck Stop Chick Tracts. Foo Fang Fung? Making things with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2171: All Potatoes all the time
Published: Thu, 09 Sep 2021
Description: My Wife Partner. Wonton Endangerment. A Pinch Full of Scott Makes the Weed Brownies Go Down! Beer as Dark as My Heart. Assault with a Deadly Fruit. Hitler is my middle name. Head, Shoulders, Hand, Foot, Mouth...Hand, Foot, Mouth. Undesirable Utah Shrimp! Put A Little Bit Of Weed In There. Virginia Pipette is my Stage Name. Science is cool and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/067D9722-BF4C-4D70-B83C-EB47CAC18611/media.mp3
TMS 2170: Happy little sex tape
Published: Wed, 08 Sep 2021
Description: Collateral finger damage. Our wives are our friends as well as the sexy stuff. Pizza Blob the Hutt. White Guys Talk about Rap. Napster Was Great. Ask Your Parents. A Raw, Meaty Hole In His Head. Mumford, But Not His Sons. Scannable pants. Nicole and Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/8492EDAB-9645-463A-9C0B-98E016B54FA5/media.mp3
TMS 2169: Battery Paranoid
Published: Tue, 07 Sep 2021
Description: Cultivated Beard Unit. Kim Gets Thanked, Scott Gets Flipped Off! Found Unconscious In Shrubs... TV's Three Beards! Homeless Contactless Delivery. The Metabolism Of A Mosquito On Speed. The Sheep Is Judging You HARSHLY! The Dog Licked me. Now I have Pink Eye. Sand and Weed. Don't Epoxy That Floppy! I don't want your swampy butt. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/01E3FC1F-8F88-484F-8FFE-F3AB998BE80D/media.mp3
TMS 2168: Meat Juice
Published: Thu, 02 Sep 2021
Description: Put Sugar in that Boy, and Send Him Home with More! Go To Ireland For the Lucky Charms And The Whatnot. Just Lean Back and Look at the Ducks, Man. Male Lard. Conjugal Visits Are NOT Allowed at the Zoo! Lady Maderna. Pull Out Your Thing, Blow on it, and Shove it Back in! Hot Tubs are Water Coolers for Old People! A-Salting your meat with Bobby. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6019DF6C-2F4A-415D-BD3F-E257E9303A15/media.mp3
TMS 2166: Stabby Noodles!
Published: Wed, 25 Aug 2021
Description: Don't Show Me Dildo! The best part of wakin' up, is Cat Butt IN YOUR CUP! Warming the creamer. Beer, Book, Battlestar Galactica. This Lawsuit? Nevermind. This Lawsuit Smells Like Teen Spirit! I left my flip flops in the clip clop. Silly Rabbit, Stabs are for Straights! Michael Rooker's balls are all CGI. Come for the beans, stay for the corn. I left Randy Newman in my hotel room! WE Don't Love Your Parents! You don't sound Nigerian? Experimenting with Tom. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/A6534967-5DE4-44F3-A8C5-FF975F65CCEA/media.mp3
TMS 2165: That wine gets a Si from me
Published: Tue, 24 Aug 2021
Description: I Do Not Like These Beans In My Pene Dr Green! This Is Where His Chode Will Go. Folding My Arms During the Theme. Don Knotts' Death Montage. Step-Fantasy Island. Adobe dropped support for Flash mobs. Tappin' Out a Wiener. Roney Boney, the San Francisco Treat! Cork Dorks. Full View of Hottub Land. Fifty Shades of NO. Socially Distanced Planking. Start With Lentils And Work Your Way Up. Nyaaaaaah Seeeee It's JrY Seeeeeeeeeee and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/DD50B325-87AB-4E02-9607-D42E12D99E29/media.mp3
TMS 2164: $5,000 Per Moron
Published: Mon, 23 Aug 2021
Description: Daney Curry. Taking a gulp of Skin Air. Smelled Like Duck Hell. In Heaven everything is in the Cloud. Don't go chasing heart failure. T-pops? T-pops? Not T-pops? Give me all ZEE CONDOMS! Repelled by the UnNormals. Call 976-Dial-a-Nigerian-Prince. Big Macs and Velvet sunsets. Sell it before it gets wet. Do You Have A Two Year Old Of Any Sort? Pushing him away like he was t-pops. Going to Hell for the Fiber. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/D9AB887B-F359-4EC1-9AB5-7723E548E99F/media.mp3
TMS 2163: Send Your Emails To 2012
Published: Thu, 19 Aug 2021
Description: Gene Hackman, President of the Nipplefolk. White Guy Dancing for Everyone. Two Ciders and a Benadryl. What do the Irish do when theyâre weird? Shave your head for the job you want. Does this spot look infected? Jamming 70 Jupiters Together with Bobby. Smoke Rain everyday! Cheeky Jell-O Shots. 4:20 Shenanigans. That Man Came Out Of Nowhere. hawkeye? Hawkeye? Not like Hawkeye? Uranus has a ring around it. Fen-Phen Diagrams with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/01207B99-0E9F-4788-BF8F-21F31DB7C57B/media.mp3
TMS 2162: She Gets a Tatu, not a Tattoo
Published: Wed, 18 Aug 2021
Description: Boobs Butts and Beyond. 50 Shades of Nope. Check Out My Oily Fans! Tornadoes Never Come to Visit Me. A Goatse Hole In The Middle! The Chive & The Onion Are Owned By The Potato Conglomerate. Buy Low, MRI While High! Who Wants A Nooner??!? Freecock Peacock. Expired food roulette. Losers are always welcome. Weiner in the pie. Philip K Dick eyes. Bringing Yik Yak Back with Tom. Reccamentals with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/1320DE7C-CCB7-4B6B-BD3B-6D457E7DD217/media.mp3
TMS 2161: Beef Sheets
Published: Tue, 17 Aug 2021
Description: The chatroom is my spider. Quarter Horse's Top the DPS Meter. Lucky charms, now part of your traditional Irish Breakfast! My Name is Mug. 88 Point Whatever Giggawatts! How do decimals work because I really want to know. Kirkland Heroin: Better than it Oughta Be. Dream Warrior! It Wasn't Huge, But it DID Come Back to Life! If you have a goatee then you are in the evil timeline. We're not Democratic, We're Dicks! Nobody steals a horse, of course, of course. 10 & 20 To The Power Of S! Fun Taliban 'fact' with JuRY and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/822A4C20-37B5-4C3D-B5BD-38E46C4D8B07/media.mp3
TMS 2160: Screw you Man-eater!
Published: Mon, 16 Aug 2021
Description: You Can't Drink All Day Unless You Start In The Morning. I don't like crotch beeeeeeeeeees. Hospitals. They're full of sick people. The answer is always Murderers. Can I get that with Hall and Oats Milk? I've only seen one murderer, ooops I'm Dead. Hot Nozzles That Poop Out Plastic. Touching Feet at a Gentleman's Club! Spider Peen! Baby Shark Every Week! Brown Beard takes his booty. Swift Punch In the Chest. Like Pixels? Not like Pixels? Breaking Bits with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/28D044ED-445F-4AC8-9E8B-75C988E83788/media.mp3
TMS 2159: The Magic Magician Industry
Published: Thu, 12 Aug 2021
Description: Put it Back, Jeffrey! Pop Guns? We've Got Pop Guns? Pop Guns? Miles and Jeffrey at Disneyland. His arms wide. 20 years ago, this person was younger. I'm A Moderate, Not A FULL Star Wars Fan. Indiana Jones and the Journey From The Exit To The Queue. Strap-on Lightsaber. I Have Two Grey Hairs. Gimmie a second. I'll show you my dude. Common Wookiee Noises. Spine Reshuffling. Butts-on Burner. Playing WitcherMon Go. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/5F23DD95-831E-4FC2-A07B-59A9F2793325/media.mp3
TMS 2158: Carter's Jim Jam
Published: Wed, 11 Aug 2021
Description: Commit to the tissues. Is Pejorative Pejorative? Live From The Aluminum Falcon! Jumping Into The Groot Chute. Having Chewbacca All To Himself. More Blood & Swears! First Name Bobby, Last Name Burger. Disney's Chippendales! Salacious Turd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/EF29CE90-CA6A-420C-846B-0258667AAF8A/media.mp3
TMS 2157: Monkey Knuckles
Published: Mon, 09 Aug 2021
Description: Constitutional Hoo-Ha! THEY CAN HUG RICE! Jimmy Carter and his wife Richard. Norman Didn't Die, He Went to Live on a Farm Upstate. Mayor McCheese Presides Over All Burger Arbitration! She Doesn't Get The 'Good' Equipment! Kim joins us and more, on this episode of the morning stream! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/C2F27E31-0307-4515-86BB-F41D692447A6/media.mp3
TMS 2156: Affordable Meatballs
Published: Thu, 05 Aug 2021
Description: This Candle smells like my meatballs. I Hope It's Mustard! A Naked Lady Making a Sandwich. Zero Sugar Delta Splash. I'm Not Your Google. Can Soda Shot First! Hey, this show is daily! The Bookcase Prefers to Be Called William. I Don't Know What She's doin, but It Ain't Sellin' a Phone. Isn't there an agency dealing with Firearms called A-T-Something? Stickers are also for men and women. One T-Shirt, Extra BS. Fake False Things. These Controllers Don't Make Dual Sense! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/DC997E64-B650-465F-8592-E8984283420A/media.mp3
TMS 2155: Sean Cheese
Published: Wed, 04 Aug 2021
Description: 1% on rotten potatoes. HANDS ON BUZZARDS! Pavlov's Bunch of Freaks. Who Let The Dogs Out? Me...I Did it! That Stuffed Bear has a Twinkle in Its Eye. I Just Remember Boobs. Getting a Brazilian From The Neighbors! You Said Steeler, But It's Okay. So you hate fun. Toon Town is a rough neighborhood. Short-Time Listener, Long-Time Caller. Bad Smell RSS. Shouting At The Screen With Tom. Doin' Shrooms With Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/295BB619-7573-4D3D-A65B-0D7C71023BD7/media.mp3
TMS 2154: Full Twerkle
Published: Tue, 03 Aug 2021
Description: My name is Twitch and I'm here to say, your channel is blocked for DMCA! Even Taco Bell is Suffering From The Chip Shortage! I DON'T TRUST I M D BEEEEEEEEEEEE! I Would Thumb Up Your Video. Sex & The City... But Old. MY BOOB HURTS! Meningitis Of The TEAT!! Never Tried Breaking Out The Jennifer Tilly! Five Golden Girls Are a Parasite. Not sure whether to apologize to Florida or Ireland. How's The View From Under The Bus? Do you get your nipples pierced at Claire's, because I like really wanted to know. Chicken of the Vaccine! Tipsplaining. Always one day older. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/94C75EE5-E92B-40F7-A61A-269304E16E14/media.mp3
TMS 2153: There's A Smell And It's Not Good
Published: Mon, 02 Aug 2021
Description: Do I Look Like I Turn Down Free Food? IT'S THICK! Grampa Lonely Pants only takes checks. It's Not Food, It's Denny's. Bad Diaphragm - Now Your Sprinkler is Pregnant. White Fungus was my High School Wrestling name. The one where Twitch craps out. Tripped, Flipped, and Popped. It's lump, it's lump, it's lump, it's birds nest soup. Drink from the Pink Tube. My Best Friend Phoebe. Use your lips there, fella. The HORNY Melon! Back To Parallel Uneven Bars. All That, and a Headphone Jack! Making things with bill and major spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/AFF12D47-6AF3-45D8-9CD8-F4C7F6C38637/media.mp3
TMS 2152: Grapefruit Pencil Shavings and pesticide
Published: Thu, 29 Jul 2021
Description: No one like Malort or Truck Nuts. Reading Feedback from the Feedback with Gidget. Accolades Up The Wahoo! Bobby in The Wendi Zone. That Is SO Not My House! Great big test tubes. I'M DELETING THIS RIGHT NOW. Identity Thefted? You need to be a wizard to finish this quiz. Just Because You Have the Nuts Doesn't Mean You Need to Put Them on Your Truck. You bastard! You served Kenny! using my big boy brain. Don't get your Pussy Galore mixed up. How Many BeeBops to Harry Potter DingDongs? It's our time of the month and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/C30FFD54-F78A-408F-A2B0-F7AE3F91E7D3/media.mp3
TMS 2151: Her Name Contains Earl
Published: Wed, 28 Jul 2021
Description: Be the Marble not the Hippo. I Don't Like Ice Cream Cheeeeeeeeese. Duty-Free Ibbott. Is Pepsi Mango OK? A Fish Named Illidan. Lawn Darts: Not a Board Game. You Don't Have to Be Smoking Crack To Be Wrong. Hot Lasagna In Tupperware For Everyone! Don't Put Me in the Cooties. Buy it in 4K. It's the Only Way to Be Sure. Nintendo Switcheroo. Stop stealing my pebbles, you DICKS! Self-Absorbed Beaver. I Only Watch it for the Prosthetics. The Lord of Onions. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/42E2B182-9A25-478C-99F0-72AF74C7A7E4/media.mp3
TMS 2150: Vaguely Lincolnish!
Published: Tue, 27 Jul 2021
Description: Jewy Duty. Mad Johnson, Fury Keyboard. 2-Hours of Animatronic Yokels. I Don't Worship KISS, but You Might. Chode butter for a beer is a fair trade. There's A Lot Of Attached Tissue There! Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Drone... Corrosive Pooch Pee. That Little Gnome Girl Who Won The Olympics! We Need Youse at the Court House. Zwimming Is Polish For Swimming. Fifty Years of Getting Peed On. Don't Touch That Jolly Bobbit! Roger Rabbit Frantic Car Zoomin' Around Ride. Three Ham-N-Eggers with Justin and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/258A2641-23B8-4619-BD3A-431C237B3953/media.mp3
TMS 2149: Opulent Lando
Published: Mon, 26 Jul 2021
Description: We Invented the Worst Cheese. Vamp, Tramp, or Scamp? Flossing the Back Nine. Scott was gonna binge watch Loki, but then he got comics. (Like Afroman 'then I got high'). Genital Vibration Defense. Orange Kang is so Refreshing! The One That Wasn't The Other Two. Call It M*A*S*H-AFTER! Ignoring the Purge Deadline is just murder. STED - Smoke Twitch E'ry Day. Would You Like Fries, and an Olympic T-shirt, with That? What is Dexter up to now? You know he's got talent. I'm sure we can get Peter Scolari. Making Things with Bill. An Inconvenient Mouse Hole, with Stephen Schleicher and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2148: Cookie Sticks
Published: Thu, 22 Jul 2021
Description: I Like That Peanutty Smell Comin' Outta Yer Mouthhole! Well, Spackle My Nuts and Call Me a Candy Bar! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... Nougat. Once Again, My Analogies Are BAD! Nougat Or Not Challenge. If you need to feel good, toot my wife's horn! That's What the Pee Bomb is For. Einstein's Theory of Relative Humidity. The Less You Know, The More You THINK You Know, You Know with Bobby Frankenburger. Shamalama Ding Dong Twists. Not the Actual Three Musketeers. It Only Bends In The Heat. My hard hunk has nuts. Play Owl City For Old People. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2146: 404 blood sugar not found
Published: Tue, 20 Jul 2021
Description: UNLOCK YOUR CAPS! It was straight when I put it in! The Red Headed FerretFace Guy. Having An Irish Moment. Let's Get This Penis In The Air. Mmmmmm, Promotional sausages. The Gator hole is brutal. Why are Sheep not Goats. Lamda, Lamda, Lamda, Can I Infect Ya, Infect Ya, Infect Ya? A Little Fart Volcano. Nothing Wrong With Missouri. Tom Jones, is the unusual guy? The Good Part of Texas. Being near death is frustrating. Claire Danes seems like a lot. Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2145: The Venus de Nipple
Published: Mon, 19 Jul 2021
Description: Brown Monkey Chicken. Under your clothes, everyone's NUUUUUUUUDEEEEEE. I asked for more fish and they gave me Phil Fish. Oooh body parts! A Viewing of President Taft. Me, you, and Hasselhoff too. Abe Vigoda Haunts us Daily. Wampas are Basically Pokemon. Jeff Garland is dreamy. Short, Stocky Men in Tight Trunks. You can pee where you want to in North Carolina! Barney and Grimace - together at last. What does the Fox know? there are no good names for what you wear while swimming. Making things with Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2144: let’s do X together
Published: Thu, 15 Jul 2021
Description: I think a bird just fell off my shirt! 7 Ingredient Dipshit Supremes. 10 regular size Hamsters or a Hamster sized dog? Monkey Butts and Sugar Science with Bobby. They Were All Along The Watchtower! A public toilet, but for faces! Poorly translated pet water. Bezos Knows a Penis. Selfie Stick... or Lightning Rod? You Just Can't Willy-Nilly This Stuff! Gotta go walk the Hamster. What am I to you? A sot? The X-Ray Doodle. Ooops i crapped my pants. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2143: You Can't Handle the Fruit!
Published: Wed, 14 Jul 2021
Description: Three's Carpentry. Do dogs have fish sandwich because id really like to HONK, aaaaaaaaaahhh! I'm sending you a present so shut the F up. The Pot calling the Kettle Misspelled. Moist Joists. The House of Trembling Madness. Newly Indoctrinated Vaper. 52 Miles or 7 Hours. Stroker Ace was my solo career Porn name. Smarmy Chicken Lord. We asked for more Gwalkmaur but they wouldn't give us anymore Gwalkmaur. How Many Mmmms Does it Take to Get to The Sausage? We have a Fiduciary responsibility to make you lose. Ball Gags and a Box Full of Weapons. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2142: Pig Wrecked em
Published: Tue, 13 Jul 2021
Description: It's okay to send your parents sex videos. Just don't make it weird. These Things Do Not Afraid Me! No Anus Beetles, thank you. The wiener just came out and I can't put it back. Good luck on the weird sex, I'm British. I Don't Like EarWiiiiiiiiigs. 7 Ex's And A Blake Lively! How Buzzfeed Are You? You're Going To Sploosh On Top Of The Spaghetti! I Should, but then I Don't. Stop Trying to Make Fert Happen. I don't care what that Grizzly Bear is wearing. I'm not sharing its elevator. Welcome to the Orgy. Where Should I Stick the Candelabra? The Heaton is On with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2141: Relax and Think of Unicorns
Published: Thu, 08 Jul 2021
Description: Petrificus Fungbungulus! QAnon Shaman Mini-fig. It's not that kinda Jerky. To Be Clear, Little People Are Humans. Gonna Pull Back On The T! Mystery Brother Subject. Having a Bit of a Tinky with Gidget. Don't Use 2D Tuna With a 3D Cat. Comedy Week Revenge Guild. Willows little people brownies. Was It Too Early For A Fish Sandwich? Sucks being old, but I'm always horny. Stop Trying To Make Borders Happen! Walking the Beans with Tom...and I Guess Nicole Is Here With Reccomentals, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2139: Darth Vaper
Published: Tue, 06 Jul 2021
Description: We All Have a Shelf Life. It's The BETTER Dakota! Want to try my Movie Theater Pickle? Vape CBD Ev'ry Day! Come On Down To Randy Rental. Getting Some Weed & Shasta From The Kroger! Worried about limited heart beats. Plays Resident Evil and screams. Random person yells into the void, more at 11. What's The Dill About Movie Theater Pickles? Ireland Where they Sing Ditties And Eat Clovers. Walk Towards the Wood Chipper! Stuff that down your green pipe! Occupying Different Spaces Together. Much Pain In Butt! Press F9 For Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2138: Blaveheart
Published: Mon, 05 Jul 2021
Description: What Will It Take To Get You Into That Big Mac Value Meal today?? Freedom Rock, Turn it Up While Taking a Freedom Bath! A 2-Way Mirror is Just a 1-Way Window. Red, white and Chew. Dead Counts as Damaged. The Hoitey & The Toitey! Aliens are Taking Your Taxes! Follow Me On Twink Tok! Describe the T-Shirt Situation. Love the band. Not sure about the hitler mustache. The Colman-Domingo: Best All Around Spanish Cooking Stove! Prepare to See Some Ween That'll Make you Feel Better About Yourself. My heart tells me hot dog. Stuffing your face with cream filled tubes. Hellpoint Wildersmith, He was great on That 70s Show! The Comic Books and The What Not and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2137: CSI Stardew Valley
Published: Wed, 30 Jun 2021
Description: No Show Yesterday. No Show Tomorrow. Doctor Jellyfingers Checking the Oil. Liquid Nitrogen-Chilled Don Cheetos. Meringue All the Things! Show me Your Gross Sausage Meat. Masticating Quietly on Air. They've Got Ringos On Their Thingos! Hand Me Those Children. Waiting There In His Underoos. Throuples Do It As Soon As They Leave. If Your Penis Looks Like an Artichoke, Please See a Doctor. All the Bad Kids Died. Cloud Fading with Tom. Maybemental with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2136: Don't Tickle Your Rat
Published: Mon, 28 Jun 2021
Description: These Fecal Flakes Taste Like Crap. The Gun Added 8 Pounds. What's David Letterman's beard doing these days? You know it's got talent. Let's talk about my butt! I Could Really Go For A Cucumber. Cheap Medal Bastards. A Pelt Away from a Q-Anon Shaman. The Seth Rogan Experience! Flat Earth Confirmed! Butt Butter... Now in Tubes! Meat Based Best Friends. He also believes in Aliens. Der Terk Er Gerns. Dust Collecting with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2135: Preparation Level H
Published: Thu, 24 Jun 2021
Description: Frank Zappa Was The Mother of Invention. It Rubs the Lotion on the Nips or else it gets the chafffff. Shit N Slide. Can I talk to you about your extended Anus warranty? Blowing Monkeys for Science. Wild Cocked Tuna. Every Time a Penguin Gets a Shoe a Kitten Gets an Anus. Thinly Spread Layer Upon The Choad. Quick Review: Meh. Monkeys Exposing Themselves With Bobby. Jim Henson's Viking Babies: BORKA! BORKA! A Brownish, Refreshing Cola-Looking Drink. I'd Curb-Side The SHIT Out Of That Place! Frogpants OnlyFans. The Roaring 2020's with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2134: Necrolickaphobia
Published: Wed, 23 Jun 2021
Description: Satan's Little Helper. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a dead body? Ah1 Ah2 Ah3 crunch 3. California's Erupting Mud Basket. It's An -Oochie Like Name! Do Astronauts Have Jobs, Because I Really, Like, Want To Know! Dancing Naked While Wearing The Skin Of Grandpa Nissan. Modok runs Penguin Town. It's ALWAYS Leg Day! Can I Say Jackass?? Pissy Android People. Rigorous Basketball with the kids. Who's gonna fight the foo.?These guys that's who. Barry was the Gibb with the squeezed testicles. Tom's Tech Time! The Great Dornholio with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2133: Taint Paint?
Published: Tue, 22 Jun 2021
Description: The Sprinkler Man Waits for NO ONE! What's your Waifu password. A Donkey on the Lamb. The Birth of Venus or David's Penis. STOP THE MONKEYS! He Can't Schwing Very Hard Any More! Prime Day has just gotten too commercial. I Like a Good Hillbilly in the City Story. Where do I put my possum? A Crumbling Facade of a Joke. Grease is the problem I have with Nut Butter. Go Kiss An Onion Ring. Can't wait for Integration Test Season 2. Live, From New York, It's Tuesday Morning with Justin and More on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2132: A Party Every Few Inches
Published: Mon, 21 Jun 2021
Description: A Priest, a Mountain Biker, and 14 Ibbotts Walk Into a Bar. Why was your Battle Cry Shit on Me? Don't Toss Grandma off a bridge. Words you never want to hear your Mother say. What is Bukkake? The NUT Part Is Emphasized! You Need a Permit to Spread Grandma. Quarter Cocked Caravan Of Cars. IT'S A TARP!!!!! Park Icon not to Scale. No Scratch, Just Half a Bush. In Soviet Russia, Tella Nuts You! The 80s Creeped up my butt and stayed there! I only watch the games for the nostril hair. Attracting No Drama Magnets. Making Things With Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2131: Pork Taint Burrito
Published: Wed, 16 Jun 2021
Description: Shaved-Ass Looking Little Bits Of Coconut. No Show Tomorrow. Is That Where All My Shirts Went??!? It's No Hamilton, But It's A Lincoln And Two Washingtons. ClareGeek? I Don't Like TV Theeeeeeeeeeeemes. One More Thing Batman Won't Do! Drama Is The Magnet You Put On The Fridge! It's The Casual Troll. Mighty fat guy. Jerky in the dark. SON OF A GOAT! Brian goes schoo. Tom Has Been Freed! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2130: Hidden Pillow Ranch
Published: Tue, 15 Jun 2021
Description: Batman Would Totally Eat The Mona Lisa. Tears For Elderly Fears? That Guy With Speakers Lied. It's definitely not Mego... Actually, it's Mego. Hail Caesar the Fourth. It was a Salad piñata. Phloo the gum across the car. He Needs a Publix Defender! Are Parking Lot speakers Better Than Parking Lot Tacos? I like Wario, he's a dick. Batman In The Red Hood. Do you have the complete history of this mannequin? Are Dave Matthews and his band still a thing? For Justin was an Oily Man and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2129: Prague Rockers
Published: Mon, 14 Jun 2021
Description: Boy Scouts are just another Gang. Moist Engorged Phlegm. Cougars and Bears Hang Out in Different Bars. That Banana is My cousin. Black Bear car detailing, sucks. handlebar up the hoo ha. Detective Hairy Twink. We didn't start the fire...or Kill Ned Beatty. I Appreciated Lizard Penis! HIPPO Violations. Tee Shirt shops, Tourist Traps and Duh Bears. Watermelon Flavored Thighmaster. Can I still use the Chode Butter? Keep An Eye Out For Bonery Guys. You're not Magnetic, you're gross. Making things with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2128: Uncle Tinkles
Published: Thu, 10 Jun 2021
Description: This Is Not My AirBNB House! Frosty-Haired Chode. Having A Rule And Enforcing It Are Two Very Different Things! Rick Roll gives me gas. You'll never get me Loki Charms! Find the weird. Cut it. Use It. I don't like Uncle Peeeeeeeee. Question for the Weed People. Put Your Wiener In It! NFTing NFT. I am a lady liking lady. Scott Rick-splains YouTube. Bumping heads with Skeezy Crypto Bros. A Cool Dude with a Whole Lotta Hair talking science and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2127: Baron Zima
Published: Wed, 09 Jun 2021
Description: They're Born dicks, They Stay Dicks, They're Dicks FOREVER! Bee Keeper Suit? SEND PICS!! Potato Tornado Was My Finishing Move. You Gots a Horny Boyfriend. Mmmm ziplock pizza. That's The Moment They Sniff A Daffodil. Natalie Portman's Age is a Fuzzy Thing. From Hell with Fred Astaire. Please Rain, I'm Busy Watching Netflix. Zoom and Gloom! Last place it goes is your butthole. One Your Left Dude Got a Dog. Regular Ass Fries. Eating a Slinky is Attractive to Me. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2126:Pho'arts
Published: Tue, 08 Jun 2021
Description: One Man's Trash is Another Boy's Porn Collection. I had the Pho and the Pho won. Good old Kentucky Tennessee. The Ike Truman Show! Crypto-Bros 24/7! Throbbing purple ring. Best Burrito By Bike. Like A Horse On A Ferris Wheel. Banging it out with your big jerky stick. Fighting the Black Pudding in Dungeons & Dragons! Don't Turn Your Upsie into an Oopsie! That Nugget is Sus. Cartoon versions of Rick and Morty. Burrito Slippage. Teased-Out TV News Hair with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2125: Mitt's Junk is...inevitable
Published: Mon, 07 Jun 2021
Description: At some point, everyone in Utah will touch Mitt's Junk. I Don't Like Infected Coffeeeeeeeeeee. Don't eat Fish flavored Ice. Pubic of the Leftists. Fecal Matter? You're soaking in it! Death Star Whiskey. A Bad Moon Rising Colonoscopy. I loved it even though I almost puked. I Don't Hate Old People, I Just Want Them to Eat Me. Pee Where You Sit! Tool du Jour. Get Your Bum Checked. 3D Puberty Props with Bill. Enunciating Words with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2124: HTC Weed
Published: Thu, 03 Jun 2021
Description: A Group Of Macocks Are Called A Podcast. Beer, Free Donut, and Free Ride! VapoRub, Now with WEED! Recycling is realy hosed. Bluetooth Speakery Unit. Do TikTokers have brains, because I seriously wanted to know! Drop That Blood, You Damned, Dirty Primates! Heavy And Rubbery. The Morning Hate-Listening Stream. You Have To Do It In Those Two Or Three Days, Or You Are In Trouble! Regular Old Pill Market. Cars are Not Vacuums. Legal Window Openings! The Old Flu Way. Staying alive with Gibby Frankenburger. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2123: Basement Baby Glob Unit
Published: Wed, 02 Jun 2021
Description: No Matter What You Do, I Only Wanna Picachu. I don't like barf on meeeeeeeeee. Popcorn: Styrofoam with rocks in it. Are Poptarts A Sandwich? 1 rule is you can only go 1. Don't let baby stick you in a corner. The Chatroom We Deserve. 3 snack food groups. Fritos, Cheetos and Doritos. Ice Cream isn't a snack, its a meal. Keep Your Turd Blossom Away From Me. Masters of the Bait-Free News. Walgreens in a Dude in a Walgrenns? Would You Get In Line For A Smelly Flower? Put My Face In The Lawn. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/4C075384-C43C-4D92-A9A1-08896350813C/media.mp3
TMS 2122: Pumping Bee Juice!
Published: Tue, 01 Jun 2021
Description: We Haven't Had A Solid Bee Sting In Years. It's Not Called Oooloo! We Asked For More Fish Cheeks But They Didn't Have Any More Fish Cheeks. Leave the grapenuts, take the cannoli. Don't bother me when I'm dead. I Don't Like Bull Testeeeeeeeeeeees!!! ARE YOU IN?? My foam is now fully erect. Lisa, can I borrow your phone? She's A Small Part Of The Game With Two HUGE Parts! Nuthin' but the Nut. Take That, Chicken Effers! Heart of Hearts and Guts of Guts. A Very Less Quiet Place 2. Opening a brothel with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/AC332B4C-A305-4E5A-9085-C0B1B66CCB34/media.mp3
TMS 2121: Don't Woo In My Car!
Published: Thu, 27 May 2021
Description: Do You Even Lyft In Vegas, Bro?? STEVE AND BRIAN ARE ON DRUGS! Gidgit's time of the month. That is so ReeeeeeeDICULOUS. Don't Take The Piss, Brian! Two Weeks In Vegas Makes a Cover-Driver Humble... If I Hear a Woot, You Get The Boot! Colonel-tested, Colonel-approved. Ain't No Rides for the Wooish. Putting Love-Hearts On This Bastard! Schwan's Guy at the door. Tarps and Barf Bags. Will Smith's Eurovision. I was only a little stoned and drunk. The Only Thing Scott Knows About Iceland: BJORK. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/EDF6AF61-CF7D-4DDF-9AFE-45FE310CE1DB/media.mp3
TMS 2120: Donna the Dead
Published: Wed, 26 May 2021
Description: Shpritz of the Flonase. Kick Randy in the Testicle. Boy Am I Glad I'm Not Allergic to Vibrations. David Cop a Feel. I Don't Like Allergieeeeeees. Sir, This is a Wendy's Hotel and Casino. Jalapeno Jiccups. Three Johnsons And You're Out! The Tolkien Broccoli Estate. Just Jam those Pores with Aluminum. Texting Elizabeth Montgomery. It's Half Pre-Apocalyptic! Mt Baldy, just south of Toupee Hill. I like a good Honk. Reccamentals! Upgrading servers to PHP 7.4 with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/50854A17-4454-4A97-8616-CD4F735E5480/media.mp3
TMS 2119: Two Oregon Fish Sandwich
Published: Tue, 25 May 2021
Description: Exit Hole Soup. Don't Vape Me, Bro! Gibraltar Is Giving 110%!! Poo Hand Luke! I'm gonna buy an effin tazer. Like Fun Dip? No? No, not like Fun Dip? Weird Cheese People. I'll Kill Your Family Unless You Lick This Battery! Nobody Likes Woods McKenzie! Snakes on a Porch. May the 25th be with you. A Utah $6 Is A California $30. The Shaggy Podcaster. Don't Lose to the FREAKIN Grizzlies! Don't Let Your Niche Internet Fame Turn You into a Dick. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/58459CD8-173E-455B-B86E-763B23ED108C/media.mp3
TMS 2118: Mitzuber
Published: Mon, 24 May 2021
Description: The Weens of His Combatants. Medical Grade Germans Jaaaaaaaaa. Shoving Raffled Off Infants into My Face. Vanilla Extract Anal Beaver. Get me LEGO! LEGO of Spider-Man! Your Tenku is showing. I Don't Like Tasting Peeeeeeeee! I Should Probably Get Stitches... but Super Glue is Right Here... Eggs come out of Cletus. Prove that Mask is Not Your Face, You Can't! Like Shang Chi, but Noodles Instead of Chi. Little Keepsake of a Dumb Animal. The Nervous Squirt Of A Squid! Perusing Colorful Macs from Afar. Avoiding Injuries with Bill. Major MODOK and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/B5C68F0F-7FDF-4337-855A-CA01BF30126E/media.mp3
TMS 2117: Buying Fake Pee? Urine Trouble!
Published: Wed, 19 May 2021
Description: Never Double Dip your Swabs. I don't like Synthetic Peeeeeeeee! No Show Tomorrow. Screw you, I'm going with Zod. The Preposterous Poopiepants McGee. Do dogs own birds? Because I like really want to know. We don't sell Pokemon cards. Too much violence. Siegfried and Deep Roy. Old Fashion Hot and Juicy Religion. I Don't Practice Urea! Bruce Illissess. Blood Robots and Monkeys. Kermit the Johnson. Tech Time with Tom, No Tech Issues with Nicole and More on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/5B0D4AEE-68ED-45F9-96B0-AA135C1C803B/media.mp3
TMS 2116: Human Spin Art
Published: Tue, 18 May 2021
Description: Constantine Troutbunker. Paying The Porcelain Price. Oculus Googlus. The Stinky Kimchi Mistake. Leaving Rehab > Divorce > Olivia Munn In 24 Hours. No Bum Flu For You Sir! There is no Day Two. Kuhn & Poots. It's A Broken Nose Party. He'll Have The Creamy Scramble! No Show The Day After Tomorrow. Kimchee Is NOT Supposed To Be Black! The Red-Headed Stepchild of Vaccines. Justin Robert Young, Ambassador of Cool Town, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2115: Hell No 90120
Published: Mon, 17 May 2021
Description: Two Shits Passing in the Night. Johnson Neighborhood Rescue Service: Free Roll of Duct Tape with every visit. Baby Johnson Johnson. Cutting pipe is not a euphemism. You had to park it on the grass? Sorry about your leg casserole. Ned Beatty Looks Great for 1000. All that M*A*S*H training finally paying off. You are right where I would be if I were in your shoes. Don't Cut Your Own Pipe! I'm the Best at What I Do, and What I Do is Convert 8mm Film. The Night The Lights Went Out In Dayton! Will you water the poison supply? Letting Your Hate be Your Guide with BIll and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/D5D2F08C-ABF2-436E-B6B2-FE95BEC80CBB/media.mp3
TMS 2114: Pizzamon Go
Published: Thu, 13 May 2021
Description: No Cinnamon, Send It Back! Penile Art = Penal Action. People Don't Even Know That They're Doin' It While They're Doin' It! She looks like a raisin, I love a nice Raisin. End With A Twist! Yahoo Serious Hair. The People's Republic Court. Nilla Nanna Nutters. Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink. Even the Flat Earth is Mostly Water. We're all Johnsons here. I'm Not A Shunner, Jerry! Tuti Fruity Prostituti. Cheating with dates. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2113: On the yoink
Published: Wed, 12 May 2021
Description: Pimps Wear Funny Hats!! Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson. Loki runs Villain Town! Literally His Head Is Red. The Best Little Whorehouse In Vegas? KITTYGIBUTUWHAT! Alexander Dumbass. And The Dude What Played Jesus!! Big Shout Out to Nobody. He Wrote Less Miserables! Gerard Dubbatwo. DFC: Down For Crap. It tastes like youth. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2112: Rotten Meat Curious
Published: Tue, 11 May 2021
Description: Hooked On Stefaniks Worked For Me! I Spent Every Summer at Mellon Camp. Physically Correct Boy doll. The Baby Shit Memo. Give me my gun and my goat and I'll be fine. Flunteer Airlines. Kimchi is not Meat! Rotten meat or prison pee? Choose wisely. Marty! We Have to go Back! Back to the Dojo! Earth is round? Prove it you can't! PTA Hitman. Just Say He Has a Penis. What's the deeeeaaal with Ice Cream Machines? Sidekicks and Roundhouses with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/802DC833-242E-4BDF-9551-EA13103EF6AC/media.mp3
TMS 2111: Saduchi Sapachi
Published: Mon, 10 May 2021
Description: We ate your weiner, and it was fine. Excess Dryness Between the Buns. Hairy Woody. I DON'T LIKE TASTY FREEEEEEEEZE. Welcome To The Price Is Wrong Bitch. Devil Plate. Inspector Gadget Cutlery. Ribbler for Her Pleasure. CSI: Freddie's. Racing Rhinos on Scooters. A disappointing hot dog meal experience. Scientific Proof of 80s Bullies. Going Pepsi Clear. Mustard Flavored Mayo. Making Things with Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2110: Run Bummer
Published: Thu, 06 May 2021
Description: Sabrina the Teenage Felony. 5 Pirate Movies, 6 Wives, 8 Recorder Holes. Billionaire's are people too dammit! Weird Birth Smirk. Maybe we don't have to talk to people. Don't Count The Mouth Hole. Divorced, Behead, Died was my Talking Heads coverband. I don't like Frat Boy Partieeeeeees. Bobsplaining Science with the Frankenberger. Robert Plant has the BIGGEST HEAD. Real Cats Can't Talk. Johnny Depptide Cake. How many wives got the axe? Discussing the 27-Year Itch With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2109: Glape Suzette
Published: Wed, 05 May 2021
Description: Good at Drawing Butt Kazoos. The Winder Next Door. Tango, Turner, Cash and Hooch. I Don't Wanna Hang Out With Marc!! The Shape Of Our Girl In The Watery Stars. How Did You Know To Make Him Naked? Julis Caesar Chavez Dressing. Everyone Call Tina! What's the Legal Limit of MODOKs? Boring Octopus Teacher. Confused? Have a Pamphlet! National Give a School Nurse a Hoagie Day. Full-Frontal Tech News With Tom. Fudge Fudge Fudge Alright Alright Alright with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/35918CBF-6F27-4C24-98F4-22B7F9B54CED/media.mp3
TMS 2108: Running for Goober Natorials
Published: Tue, 04 May 2021
Description: He's The Guy With The ONE Monocle! Baaaabyyyyyy duck doo doo doo doo. Mrr Thrr Frrth Brr Wrrth Yurrr. March The Tenth Be With You!! He's Got A Leachy Crotch!! Never trust a beaver. THE DUCK WAS A BABY! Sean Bean Even Dies When Narrating. Beaver Chewn Tube. I'm a felon. Date Me! Jamiroquai Grammer?!? Mouth full of chicken pudding. Corey Feldman is my go-to leach puller offer. Celebrity Politics, Politics, Politics with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/D4121BD8-320E-43BA-99C3-83CB431E7B67/media.mp3
TMS 2107: WHO IS DICK PRICE!
Published: Mon, 03 May 2021
Description: It's Called Noodles & Company, Not Side Salad & Company. Where's Harvey Milk?! Mostly White Balls. Mostly. Reset the Fury Road Clock. There Were Four Nipples! Billy Archer Eats a Tree. Checking the Nudity Spreadsheet. Protected only by her ample bosom. Cauliflower Nokia. The Bear Wrestling Movie. Forrest Bueller. You ruined the moment Dad! Snyder's Pretzel Cut. Piles of Shame with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/9839CC9C-2FBF-4C34-B89B-14DAA1A7A937/media.mp3
TMS 2106: Trinidad & Winnebago
Published: Thu, 29 Apr 2021
Description: PIXAR's Untouchables. I Can Choose Between AC AND DC? Crikey! How do Leap Years Work? Come out to Salt Lake City, Have a few laughs. Mother Brothel and her Disney Princesses. Laden with Ladies. All out of Plexes. Dreams of Anon McCain. If Your Gidgit Lasts 4 Hours of Longer, Get Stuffed! Firestarter 2: Cinderella. Murdering A Six-Pack Of Wicked Slice. Yakitori Amos. Too Many John McCains. Rats are the future. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/A82BD4B8-C0B7-47FA-A1FC-79BEA6D36A1C/media.mp3
TMS 2105: Captain Mortality
Published: Wed, 28 Apr 2021
Description: Cooking With Clare. Wankercising. I Don't Want the Lazer-Squirts. UNDOCK YER SWETCH! Accu-Weather Johnson. Spirit Airlines runs Garbage Town. String-related hobbies. Moderna 2: The Modernaing. Shape of Water 2: the Shapening. I Don't Want to Be a Human Barometer. Did You Purchase Wiffle-Bat Insurance? They EFF you at the Spirit Airlines! (Spoken as Joe Pesci). I ain't sittin next to the Sweaty Pad Thai Guy. Seeing Through Tech Time with Tom. Reccamentals without Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/A7F99DFF-12E9-4B45-87CB-FF9DE9438984/media.mp3
TMS 2104: Jeff's Kiss!
Published: Tue, 27 Apr 2021
Description: How many days since a Fury Road mention? 0, Always 0. Sheena Hulkstein. Tiger Based Magicians. Does Kung Fu Count as a Superpower? Who has the Most Wheaties Box Experience? Card Flickers and Gum Slappers. Don Cheeto and his weird English accent. Pull Down Sock Faces. It's Garbage. You Should See It. Fu Man Chu Part Two. Wedding Snatchers. I smell like a woman WHOO. Nerds of the Greatest Caliber. Coming to a ConCENSUS with JrY and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/9028CC1F-4F94-44AC-B9BB-87398E9BAD4F/media.mp3
TMS 2103: Don't forget to hate and ignore
Published: Mon, 26 Apr 2021
Description: Dunaway's Squishy Balls. I don't like the letter zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I'm Old, I'm Dumb, Get Used To It. 24 ACROSS: BITCH MOTHER. Take Your Wife... or Somebody You Like. Editing Killed the Video Star. Stay Dehydrated, A-Hole. Hey it's Mr Die hard! Bill, Why Aren't You Stephen? Ron Chihuahua was my wrestling name in college. Scripted Butt Moment. Ascend to S-League, Turd Monkey! I need some protein. We can't fix it in post, there is no post. Making things with Stephen. Major Spoilers with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/BE94AA8B-8F02-4E98-A4A8-5BA35DFE6718/media.mp3
TMS 2102: Katherine Heprin
Published: Thu, 22 Apr 2021
Description: Jesus Fried Chicken. There's no crying in video games! Whore Horror. Turns Out a Lot of Things Rhyme with House. We're All Grumpy! I call my underwear Live Action Shorts. NeoprEEN with a nice SHEEEEEN. JFC in the BMW. Pain! Tree! Butter! Full Frontal Frances. Dealing with Ding Dongs. Tall Glass of Marge. Your fish tank has too much Pee in the Ph. Short For Pronto? Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/8FA9C105-D9B2-4DEC-8B52-2F7C42920881/media.mp3
TMS 2101: Le Steak D'Shack
Published: Wed, 21 Apr 2021
Description: Red on head light. Puhfeeling Puhfine after Puhfizer. Pig Anuses You Love, From People You Trust. Feel Like a Man Now? You can't return your food and eat it too. Weird, Boogery Part of the Egg. Karma is gonna slap that cap off. How About Lego Popeye? Maybe Lego Popeye? Lego Popeye? LEGO IS WITHOUT HONOR! Noodle Doinks and Hand-Rolled Joints. There is no I in WeWork. Sanding Wood is my TikTok Dance move. It is a Blanket Ladder, for Quilts. Making Two Cents with Tom. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Thx to BlueChew today! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2100: Glorious Geography Of Teeth
Published: Mon, 19 Apr 2021
Description: Nose To Butt Lane. Burger Goes In, Burger Goes Out. Entry Level Beef Burrito. All the Elk Ladies, All the Elk Ladies. Sex, Lights, and Monkey Bars. And I Am Theodore Wolverine Logan. Wrestling Fat Kids On Tramps! Del Tatos. A situational situation. Taylor Monkey-Joy. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hangover. Guess the Canadian! Breaking Poptart News! Efficiency Like Ze Germans. Beef Marines. Making Things with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2099: Sack Snyder
Published: Thu, 15 Apr 2021
Description: Q-Ant-non. Booby Franks & Boogers Talks About Wooden Satellites. Chrysler the Redeemer, Transform and Roll OUT! My Echo was misbehaving, so I punched her. Podcasting is just microphone collecting for people who like to talk. Beans! Beans! Millions Of Beans!! Jesus Saves With Coupons, You Can Too! Wesupplywood. Hairy Chasm of Pete Townsend's Armpit. Leave the Chat and Ascend to a Higher Plane. Punch your echo. Utah Inflection. Roy Orbison Becomes Catwoman. Tumor of Passive Aggressiveness with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/8B0508BF-5109-4431-A93F-E786F32F55AE/media.mp3
TMS 2098: Down The Q-Hole
Published: Wed, 14 Apr 2021
Description: Reboot, Remake, Revive, Repeat. Its called Prooping. Rules are for Old People. Star Trek: Upper Decker. Non-Fungible Wooden Ball. You Cant Do That On Recommentals with Nicole! Rough Hands Kim. I Don't Like The Things You See In A SciFi Moviiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee! You're Not Keeping Up With The 'Saved By The Bell' News?? You've Got The Phillip K Dick In Ya! Loving the Keenan. Forgetting the Kel. I LOVE THE SPICE NUTS! My mangoes taste like hairspray. VR Office Report with Tom. Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/604D09CC-6527-471C-B536-E6B441994D14/media.mp3
TMS 2097: That Indian Restaurant is a Naan starter
Published: Tue, 13 Apr 2021
Description: Coffee Porn Music. How Will I Ever Learn How Babby Is Formed? A Glory Hole Silo. I like to cup testeeeeees. Pretty ballsy grabbing the tiger like that. Always Castrate your Children's Toys. Why do the holes match up with the eyes. Corn Nut Pioneers. Frogpants Doodle-a-day. What's Third Eagle up to these days. You know he's got talent. Dude, where's my ambulance? Buckets of Apocalyptic food. Milking this Phoenix for all it's worth. How is Jamie's Sausage Made and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/BDF9B3C6-4066-4DA4-AB26-5C475DD2A27C/media.mp3
TMS 2096: Joaquin Phreezer
Published: Mon, 12 Apr 2021
Description: Are These Tacos Racist? Sorry we took your land. Here, have a taco. Chicken Legs & Ostrich Nuts. No Way Your Name is Kevin. Eff You, I Shan't Say Flamingo. Grumpy Old Tumors. It scared you because it vibrated. The Symptoms. I don't like Speakeeeezee Beeeez. This show is full of idioms, but not spelled the same. How do you play Strip Go Fish? That's right he didn't have a unit. Freeloading Freefeeders. Making Deals With Bill. Hail Hydration with Stephen. Naan doesn't bend and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/AE2C7943-68B6-47B5-A192-0A7545A0F86B/media.mp3
TMS 2095: Chipless Trucks
Published: Wed, 07 Apr 2021
Description: Borka Borka, Derka Derka, Flerka Flerka. Warning: Contains Le Beouf Weiner. Just The Tiny Tip Of Mando's 'Blaster'! Like A Sturgeon. We Beat The Boner Zone! Do you like sucking balls through a straw? Jeff, your son is skipping class. Mon Ez, a Favorite Kryptonian Condiment. Warm Bottle Of Pee > Chewed Up Funko Pop. Moist and Sticky. Don't Ruin the Dog Poo Stations. Inadvertently A Whore. Who's Fat? I'm Fat? Mild to Hitler's Butthole. Wipe Side to Side. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/A08B2229-8571-44E6-A6B4-37873B2738D3/media.mp3
TMS 2094: Ever Eat a Pine Tree?
Published: Tue, 06 Apr 2021
Description: Scrodenger's Seventeen Year Old. I don't like Weird Goat Cheeeeeeese! RIP Mario, Lets-a Go. I'm Impressed With The Size Of This Guy's Chimney! Do Microphones Have Arms Because I Like Really Wanted to Know? Hardened Leprechaun Turds. I had to pee in a Starbucks cup while a trucker watched me. Coconut Milk: Better than Unregulated Sewer Water. Late Stage Wrapping Paper Lung. How Are You Going To Get Up The Floo If You Don't Open Your Damper?!? Do not get Howie Mandel Wet! Two Piles of Guns, the Perfect Outdoor Furniture. Creamed Corn Soupy Chowder. By the Book Investigation with JRY and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6EB36F44-7DF6-48C7-A2F9-46FCE65D2D7E/media.mp3
TMS 2093: The One Shatner Boinked
Published: Mon, 05 Apr 2021
Description: Get your second jab, then lick a toilet. Standard Ass Borg. Squeeze Out A Few Chits. I don't like NFTeeeeeeeees. Greg is off limits! Too many Shia Labeouf's. Virtual Bovine Lactation. Arbor Day Turkey! To Catch a Covid Variant. we named the cat Ripley. You Can OWN Utah Connection! Butt Cheeks 6 Inches Off the Ground with Bill. Filling Brian's Game Hole. Going Mile High with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2091: The Cha-Cha Posse
Published: Wed, 31 Mar 2021
Description: I don't like Kirkland Peeeeeeeee! Crowds Are Way Too Crowded For Me. One Steak, Nevermore. Social Network 2: Same Hoodie, Different Decade. Bed, Bath, Batman and Beyond. Is That Pee In That Kirkland Bottle? What Kind Of A Garbage-Monster Are You? Don't Let your Meat Snake Slide. Proud Proper Pedestrian Poop Picker Upper. Costco Raven... Vampire Hunter. Gwenny's Flaming V. Double the Tom pleasure, double the Tom fun. Recommentals With, and Without Nicole. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/E0DAF2C5-CB87-474A-9D63-19410A6DFEF5/media.mp3
TMS 2090: Kill Kenny then Kill Arnie
Published: Tue, 30 Mar 2021
Description: The Cunning Air Lingus. Chicken Cop, Chicken Cop, Chicken Cop PIE! Free Market EBay Grape Nuts. OK Beamer. You Can Neither Take Porgs, Nor Leave Porgs! Blade Runner is Happening Outside the Window. Broken Widgety-Witch. Grapenuts: Nature's Aquarium Gravel. Fred Zeppelin in Cooper Black. This Candle Smells Like Aer Lingus. An Effort of Lettuce. Pitbull? Nope, I'm out. Luke Skywalker crappin' in a corner. F Jury! And more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/E5A386C3-18B2-4C0D-A0B0-6FD5CCD5BD7F/media.mp3
TMS 2089: GUI Pants
Published: Mon, 29 Mar 2021
Description: Have you considered having sex on a different day of the year? I don't like NFTeeeeeeeeees! Lost all my F's to give after High School. Gallbladder and Penis. Nipple Flavoured Creamers. XLM DATA IS BIG, YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! IT'S NOT SMALL! NO! NO! NO! Falcon and the Fat Man. Jake and the Winter Soldier. 24 Hr Boner. Partially Refloated. The Phantom Mullet Exists Forever. Cap's Sidepiece. $30 for 30mins with Black Widdow. Drinking the Tron Water. Making Things with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/53507DD9-725C-434C-B414-D104190834CE/media.mp3
TMS 2088: Smells Like a Big Dumb Dog
Published: Thu, 25 Mar 2021
Description: Dick Dock. Alien, not AlienSZZSZZs. All those stars are probably dead. The Italian Hair and the Whatnot. Goatsee Black Hole with Bobby. Actual Science Words with Bobby Frankenberger. I Like to Comfort EAT! A Diagram of Teeth, Crotch and Eyeball. Full Pewpit Status. At Least We're Safe for the Next 7 Minutes. Mom's Spaghetification on Your Sweater. Losing Wendi to Microwaves. it smells like Fritos in here and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/58DAA081-80E3-4F87-B2CA-C6994C9553A9/media.mp3
TMS 2087: Thankless Water Heater
Published: Wed, 24 Mar 2021
Description: You'll have NO toilets, NO power, and NO Lt. Yar! I don't like yard Peeeeeeeeee. No Show Yesterday. Oh No I Flushed! KIM!!! Sediment toooobs. One Two Three Fourteen. Giant Preying Mantis-Type Unit. If it's brown, leave town. Mecha Eminem. I Like The Irish, With Their Potatoes And Their Blight! You'll Need a Worm Card Voucher. Vote For Pedro Across the Street. Don't sniff the pipe glue, kids. Godzilla vs Stan. Tom's Tech Time! Nicole Stops Being Polite And Starts Getting Real and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/A1A6E403-F47D-407D-8D9D-D0746F606F66/media.mp3
TMS 2086: Half Vaxxedn
Published: Mon, 22 Mar 2021
Description: COVID Shut Down Dicks. Is this the line for the vaccine or In-N-Out? My Sediments Exactly. Moderna Tastes Like Dolly Parton. Get a Proper Meat. Your Banana Split Construction Technique is WITHOUT HONOR! Who Punched What's-His-Name on 2020? No, the other Cheech. Three Stooges Pie. I'm Manually Turned On! Do You Want the Chicken Line or the Beef Line? Herdin' the Sheps. In Today's Game, You Both Get a BM. Bed Bath and Whatever. Making Things with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/D6F3E7D7-03E8-4A5A-81A8-A5E090EDC903/media.mp3
TMSPM for 3-19-2021: Vaccinated, Lubricated, and Inebriated
Published: Fri, 19 Mar 2021
Description: All The Beans Are At The End Of The Shaft. First Shot Or Second Shot? Pfizer! Your first TMS PM is Free. How Do I Know It's Not Cat Pee? Stop Right Now, We Owe You Money! Give Us A Mouthful Of Your Orange Chicken. Wait, is the shot supposed to come with a shoulder rub? Kim left out in the car with the windows cracked. Use the Password Luke, it's Luke1234. Funky Cold Moderna. The Chat Doesn't Care about your HOA. May cause coughing. You can't shake a burrito! Grandpa Badpassword. Smelly druggist friend, Dan and more on this episode of TMSPM. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/B4788398-4ADB-4455-9DA7-F31D8B45C83E/media.mp3
TMS 2085: Going Cold Turdy
Published: Thu, 18 Mar 2021
Description: The Mooney Shot. Department of Futury Business. Eat 9 soapy grapes and call me in the morning. Peter Piper Pleasured his Privates with Pickles. Was his Pickle a Dill-Do? Spitsburg is next to Swallowsberg. Zack Snyder has a 4:3 Brain. Step-Moms Popping Zits. More Fungability. Blockchain Laundering 101. Life Comes at You Fast, and if You Don't Move, You'll Get Hit by a Car. Wasn't Aviation Gin was that one really cool Jedi from Episode 2?! Move Up In the Shriveled Fruit Category. Faint Fruity Smell. Uploading sperm to the moon with Bobby! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2084: Beta Ray Bale
Published: Wed, 17 Mar 2021
Description: Stop Rubbing Your Balls. Lá Fhéile Pádraig Sona Daoibh. Opus The Penguin, He's A Duck, Right? Marmaduke was a red dog, right? It's All Peggy Flemberton's Fault. Second-Rate Garfield. Down in the Turd Water. SO MANY Places We Could Stick The Meh! Fart Lauderdale. Sucky Peppercorns. The Woke Mafia Was My Favorite 90s Rap Trio. You just threw away your coffee maker, dipshit. Batman, the comicbook animal. Loungey Crooning With Tom. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2083: There's an Enya over that letter
Published: Tue, 16 Mar 2021
Description: Beef Borgnine. Bitin' Pillows and Makin' Biscuits. All the Internet is Your Dirty Comic. Two Jabbers, One Podcast. Canoli-19 is Not Too Sweet. Make my water hard. Showering in a Big Booger. Vaccine of the Apes. This is my walking around helmet. Looks Like a Guy Who Might Pee on Some Seats. I Will Break You, and Your Rules. First come, first served... in the butt. Gotta Clean them Pipes SON! FEMA FOMO with JrY. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2082: Catloaf
Published: Mon, 15 Mar 2021
Description: Just About Got to See John's Wick. A Claw to the Sack. Bill only Has Small Nuts. The Daylight Savings Rebellion. There can be only one Beeeee Geeeeee. This watch gives me wood. That's not a Snausage! Let's Toss The Copper. Rushing to draw a line in the sand. How do you inhale with your butt? Get ready to get a fricking claw to the sack. I'll Own an Anvil Before I Own a House. Purple Hair.....Don't Care. FINDING STUFF In Barns With Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2081: 28 Centimeters Later
Published: Thu, 11 Mar 2021
Description: What Rhymes With Ibbott? Weiner Jokes Were THRUST Upon You!! I Don't Like Naked Panda Express Orgieeeeeeee! What's in a name with Booby Frankenbooger. Once your vaccinated, you can be a mother hugger. Shovel Orange Chicken, Promote Ahead of Peers. As Tall as Jeff Goldblum. Back Behind The Beads On Disney+. Why Is His Doodle Out? Orange Jumpsuit Chicken?? How Cool Would A Galaga Board Be?? Francis MacDormand Won A Golden Globe For Pooping In A Bucket! This vase really wants to defeat Flash Gordon. Taking a Moment to Pause...With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2080: Jess, Tess, & Bess
Published: Wed, 10 Mar 2021
Description: Lovingly Caressing a Turd with a Tongue. Guardia La Forge. Like A Fatter Roger Stone? Penetrated by Dog Tongue. what show were the Jetsons on? The Farnsworth Connection. You can never have too many Pips! Don't Talk About My Muppet Babies! So that's what Purell tastes like! Utah Murder Connection! Butter Bum In Paris. New Girl, who dis? It's The Finaaaaaaal Season. Cameras...EXPOSED with Tom! Torrenting Ferb with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2079: Conger Adulations
Published: Tue, 09 Mar 2021
Description: Clearly a warehouse of dildos. The chips in your arm are free. Guac is extra. A Tape for Measuring your Package. I Liked Visiting The Sacramento Beeeeeeeeeeeee! What Is Goofus & Gallant Up To Anyways, You Know They Have Talent! Nobody likes moist snacks. The Bird Was Self-Yeeting Into The Office. Do Turkeys Have Teeth Because I like Seriously Wanted To Know. Ding-Dong, RingCan Ween Calling! Pupets of the Leftists. From Afros to Mini-fridges: A TMS Journey. Always Go Lump. Rhymes with Chickless. I Still Love the Show A Lot. Finger the Loop of the Hero. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2078: Put the pipe between the buns
Published: Mon, 08 Mar 2021
Description: I Don't Like Decaf Teaaaaaaaaaa. Sticking a Little German In You! Are You Prepared To Receive My Swabbed Anus? Good for Preventing Death. Raise Your Hand If You Don't Like To Fart. Now that's a Walnut of a Different Color! Are You A Freak And A Patron? When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Hamburger Buns. Decafstration Tea. You Gotta Keep 'Em Caffeinated. Get Your Blood Ready, It's Going To Be Sucked. Thank You Roman Chowdhurry! Come Together Right Now and Get a Jab. Professional Hording with Bill. Watercooler Wandavision with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2077: Oogachaka Babytech
Published: Thu, 04 Mar 2021
Description: Give me the peen! I need the Vaccine. Blendersofa, when the walls fell. 'All Your Base' Is Nearly Eligible For Its COVID Vaccine. Me Played By Me. Even Third Eagle has a Place. People Like The Bumble! The chicken was a dancing baby! Meat Pies & Wine with Gidgit! We asked for PG boobies, they wouldn't give us PG boobies. The Bibby Glaive. A question so sweet, we all got Diabetus. It's Scottypoos turn to answer. I give the accents in Far and Away zero potatoes out of five. Give It To Me. Give Me That Hot Vaccine. Amazon vants your business, ya vohl. Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2076: Zurich is Still Wrong
Published: Wed, 03 Mar 2021
Description: That'll Teach Him To Bring A Knife To A Cock Fight! Canada, Still not in the EU. Who Has The Clog Shoes & The Windmills? Rosebelly Movie? Cloretz Monief Magunga. THERE'S NO SPIT! France is nothing but Paris and wastelands. Germany is weird. Cock-A-Doodle-DON'T! I Don't Trust D. Beeeeeeeee. What's Under Naked? Ex-Semi-Pro Farm League Baseball Player. Jammin' the unit up the nose. Fudge Tokens with Tom. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2075: Sippin on Gin and Raisins
Published: Mon, 01 Mar 2021
Description: Don't put all your eggs in one a-hole. Get Some Johnson and Johnson in your Johnson. Same Story, Irregardless Of Man Or Lady Parts! Assassin's Creed: Enema. Rectum? Darn Near Scrambled 'Em! Build a Bot to Lick your Butt. What Was The Egg That Broke The Camel's Anus?? How do you make Egg Salad? Warning! Lacquer thinner is not, I repeat NOT, a haircare product. I Still Don't Have Arthritis! Thanks Raisins! Do you like new country or racist country? Isn't there a chimp who is a detective called something Chimp? Terminae. There should only be one, highlander Film and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2074: Soup whiskey
Published: Thu, 25 Feb 2021
Description: Join for the Meat, stay for the Gravy. Mars Rover, Mars Rover, Let Dirt Come Over. How to Gently Scold a Lynx. Look At My Wand!! I don't like Logitech Geeeeeeee Hub. A pipe bomb for a boy is a little on the nose. Ya think? Grandma Butterbean Fell Out Today. She was a Nunko Pop. I Will Rip Off My Clothes, Please Put it in Me. Beautiful assistants never have a name. 3 Corpses & a Soundboard was my college porn website name. 1-Eyed Weirdos on Mars. A Three Inch Wide Rabbit Hole! Rueben Smells Like Beef and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2073: Froccoli and Fotatoes
Published: Wed, 24 Feb 2021
Description: Then you shall have no smell, no logic, and no Lt. Yar. A Fist Full of Craisins and a Face Full of Cologne. There's a Lot We Can Learn from Red Dwarf. What do you expect me to smell and taste in bed? Lego Hobbes & Shaw. SAY COLUMBIA HOUSE! Don't Give Whats his nugget an award. A Myriad of Smelly Gels. Did Your Tooth Just Fall Out?! Paging Tyler Durden, You MAY Have Covid! The Spit Goes in the Sack Butt. I don't like clubs with CDeeeeeeeeeees. He's NOTHING Like The Cleggs I Knew! Dark Murdery Kind. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2072: The Jim Reeves Life Alert
Published: Tue, 23 Feb 2021
Description: From The Top To Phlebotomist. Put Your Sweet Lips Closer To The Phone. Kale in your Butthole Levels of Credit. Right Through, Like Kale in Your Butthole. ERCOT is without honor. I don't like Jim Reeeeeeeeves. Rogue Goose in Denver. Tony the Tiger's a Cokehead, right? Oops, All Crackberries. Scott's got a nice plump one. How's Jamie Lynn Spears Doin... Never mind. I don't Care. Excuse Me, Do you have Jim Reeves in a Can? All the Little Kids Really Hate That Kix. Unfriending the Dead with Justin and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2071: Barry Excited
Published: Mon, 22 Feb 2021
Description: Who is Rorschach? That's The Question. Daft Punk and Tennille. Barry Gordon James Levit Fraggle Scott Bibby Show! Unsolved Mystery Solved! Receiving the Playstation Vaccine. All Roads Lead to Kaley Cuoco. Resin-Ass Evil. There are FOUR nut kicks! Crystallized Internet Entity. You know a Deuce when you see it. Kevin is Done With Your Routes. You Shall Have None in Littleton, None in West Denver, and No Lt. Yar! Don't Polish The Bishop, Knock Him Over! Counting pennies by the quarter with Bill. It Was Major Spoilers All Along. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2070: Dude Ways
Published: Thu, 18 Feb 2021
Description: Schmidt Happens! The Dog Exploded, or I need your EIN number. A Canadian, with the Yellow Pages, in the Nightstand. I'll take reversing the polarity of the warp core for 200, Geordi. Mystic River Or Pizza? There's Poop Potatoes! Cut the Feed! Tik Tok Teens Try Troubling Trend. 49.99$ Per Month! Deal's Off!! The dog exploded on my pile! He's a Delicious Honey Baked Ham. The 12 Phone Numbers of Prince Edward Island. Planetino and the Starlettes. The Offending Half Inch. Ghost Waffle Flavor. The Seven Minutes Of Terror With Bobby. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2069: Four Swedish Ladies & 12 Cats
Published: Wed, 17 Feb 2021
Description: There were many women on Scrubs. Close-Up of the Brithin' Space. Soory aboot Tim Horton's eh? We Don't Like Fleeeeeeeeets! Jonah Hill Is Big, YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! Release the Laser Head. Wickedly Handsome, Dirty Fat man. CSI: Mukbang. My Stormtrooper is looking at my crotch. Hornythology. Main Stream Weenie. Squirtle was my nickname in college. I like a little sideways fish. thats not brown at all. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2068: THE CAKE WAS A BABY!
Published: Tue, 16 Feb 2021
Description: Do I like Ted Cruz's haircut? Let me mullet over. Nobody Puts Baby in a Cupcake. Lack Of Chair, Lack Of Hair, Lack Of Clare. Weezer's weird right? Did You Put An Egg In Your Ginger Hair? MANY Naked Meth-heads. What Do Strong People Rip Now? You KNOW How To Earn Some Beads. Floridian Rhapsody. One of the Seven Numbers. Somewhere There Is A Phonebook! Lars Vandalay: Importer & Exporter Extroidinaire! Meat from Down Under, if ya know what I mean. Reconciliation with Justin and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2067: Dad Flexes
Published: Mon, 15 Feb 2021
Description: $35 Toblerone. Scott and Dunaway get stuck in the Hotel Room. Your Move, Mulligan Boy. A dollar late and never sorry. No Mint, No Phonebook, and No Lt Yar. 11 Degrees Bizzow Zero. Got the big Jesus there. Magical Hacky Sack. The Towels are Chipped! No Sheet, Sherlock. This is starting to feel like a Patriots game. Socks... REALLY? Child-saving Father Subroutines. Garbagio? I hate that name. Making Things with Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2066: You can't handle the TOOTH!
Published: Thu, 11 Feb 2021
Description: I Need A BONE Detector! Jamaica's out of weeeeed. Who's Our New Cute?? Hippie Dippie Mystic Gimme. Don't Rush Geddy Lee. He Likes Dudes! He Married One! I Just SLOWLY Fall To My Death. Binary with 2's instead of 0's. Spam in the Clipclop. 17 Murders Unsolved Due to Gross-Out. I Don't Even Transmog in Real Life! Check Out That Adonis of an Orthodontist. Free Means Not Having to Pay. Spreading Their Gare-Aff Seed With Bobby! Looking at your dark bits with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2065: Over to Yuki
Published: Wed, 10 Feb 2021
Description: What Size Was Your Floppy? Stretchy Yoga Hulk Pants. I Don't Think Paul Bettany Can Actually Fly! 2 in the front, and a weird one in the back. You Don't Really READ Porn. A Lump With A Coat On. Batgas. Ralph Lipshitz Lauren. Football & Farts. Reading Sinestro's Corpse. The Pants don't rip because Weiner! Those Butts Don't Wipe Themselves. Bigger, Blacker Floppy Drive. Show Me SNIKT! The semiconductor chip famine of 2021 with Tom. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2064: Bubba The Gripper
Published: Tue, 09 Feb 2021
Description: Hey There, Chisel Tip! You will have NO McFish, NO McShake, and NO Lieutenant Yar. Tell Darth Vada. My Romance with a Chemical Morning Jacket. Ibbott and the Tale of the Manufactured Meet Cute. Parking Lot Tacos 2: Mom Wants a Bite. Masks Have the Higher Ground. Rectal Monster Drink. Spinach Vagandle. The Darma Initiative and Greg. You need Weiner in the Wind. Masks don't work? Tell that to Batman, ya chode! You never go Full Noodle. The Jamaican Graffiti Team. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2063: Give Us Another Tober
Published: Mon, 08 Feb 2021
Description: Used Aquarium Gravel Cereal. Wasn't there a Hazardous Show called Dukes of Somethin? Bonsai Pizza Worthy of a French Handshake. Special K John Small Berries. If We Aren't Reminded of Budweiser Every 30 Minutes, We Will Forget About It. Dead-Eyed Potato Face. King Vitamin was the worst. Honeycomb WAS Big. Manspllaining Wandavision. Unity through shitty beer. congrats on your stupid face. Toaster crumb tray leavings and shredded wheat sludge, the Dunaway breakfast of champions. Just googling Spinoffs. Making Foamy Things With Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2062: Spiritual Nuggets
Published: Thu, 04 Feb 2021
Description: Masturbation Gibbon. Harvey Badman, Attorney in Jail. Dick Pics Are Made From Dixels. Howling Mad M.O.D.O.K. Bed, Bath & Beyond Meat!! Time + Farts = More Farts. Brain Surgery Can't Fix the WAINT. Brian's going to put his headphones down for a moment and go wash his eye out. 6 tacos in an Office Depot Farking Lot. No Cuts, No Butts. A Delicious Frameless Number. Back To Regular Old-Ass Non-Organic Farming. Did somebody order a Lawyer? Singing in the snow with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2061: No Monkey Union
Published: Wed, 03 Feb 2021
Description: How much for a weekly Jerk? 60% Dad Jokes, 40% Bacon! What About Pac-Man? Pac-Man? Maybe Pac-Man? Rheeeeeeeeeonnnnnn Johnnnsonnnnnnnnnn!!! Attack of the Solanine Tomatoes. One of the Sheep could be a Goat! Dangling from the Tank Butt. Forced Monkey Labor. Buttery Hot Meat Flavored Wine. This PotatoCast is Tuberular. I drink to forget what is healthy for me. Non Stop Pooper Machines. I'mma Letchu Finish, But Sonic is the Greatest Video Game Franchise of All Time. Say Metal Gear Again, I Dare Ya. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2060: Admiral Dumbass
Published: Mon, 01 Feb 2021
Description: No curb too high for a rental car. The Failing Galactic Empire. The One With Batman's Weiner in it. Testicle Inertia Enterprise Fighters. The USB-C of Buttholes. It's Girl Scout Mafia Time. I'm still writing January on my Twitch streams. It's Pronounced Cheech-a-Rones. The Printer/Scanner/Fax of Animal Orifi. His Dad's A Big-Time Smoker Guy! Darth Spicoli. Meat for Harnessing. Who says pork rinds can't be a meal? Brain Tickler: Put it in Raw, Take it out Hard Boiled. Making things will Bill. Comic Book Shade with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2059: Who's Brimley
Published: Thu, 28 Jan 2021
Description: HERE WE GO WITH TRUMP AGAIN! Is It Too Early For A Chicken Sandwich? Shitbreaker Colon Furnacehole. God Australian humor is weird. He makes a better Phillip! Is That a Two Car Garage or Are You Just Happy To Park Here? Midnight in Bangkok where the girls go fumble. I Died, But No Big Deal. Skinny Fat People is the name of my Fatboy Slim Cover Band. Make your Mouth Taste Good. Lava Tools. Floating Dude in a Suit. I don't say reeeeses peecieeeeees! A Tower of Seaweed and Snot. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2058: Gradient Filter Mutton Chops
Published: Wed, 27 Jan 2021
Description: Where Do Mutton Chops Start on a Bald Man? Looked Like Jesus, Smelled Like a Homeless Guy. Dantoine Is Like Tatooine, But Has Dan And Is Worse. It's Similar to Bitcoin, in that You'll Never Understand It. You May Know Shaq from Such Things as Basketball. Walkin into more cowbell. Wilhelm Brand Potato Chips. Next Up On AMC: The Short Shorts! Bulging Out Of My Torso! Never go full monkey tail beard. Ellipses for Days. Remember the Sketch That Jimmy Fallon Ruined by Laughing? Potato Based Economy. Do you remember, the 9th of the 12th is September! Tom's Tech Time! Leotards without Bras with Nicole, and more, on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2057: Nickleknack
Published: Tue, 26 Jan 2021
Description: Inserting things into Bernie Sanders. Non-Newtonian Apple Juice! Borax, Boron, Bor'axe. Super Soft Nicole. Two-Hit Wonders? Choppin at the Rocks to Find the Good Stones. Mom Owns Rehab Town. John came into my life at 35. Grab a Potato and Peel that Bugger. Ibbott & Bronson, this Fall on NBC! Put my Coccyx in your Donut. Canned in the Early 90s. 23 Across: 10 Letter Word For Cruise Ship Ailment. Rock Stars, like Kip Winger. And The MOLP Justin Robert Young and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2056: Battle Colon!
Published: Mon, 25 Jan 2021
Description: After 10 years you'd think we'd figure it out by now. I Don't Like Tom Bradyyyyyyyyyy. Is water blue? Cause like I really want to know. Foam Finger And Suspenders. Improperly Using it on my Face. When a kid comes along, herniate it. Sorry, I Broke Your Wind Present. Face Toupe. TMS: 60% gray 40% not. We used to bounce things off mom. We Lost, It's Clearly Your Fault. Hummingbirds are squirrely. You ever do it with an insect? The Maturity Stunters. Shooting Birds with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2055: Mermie Sanders Bemes
Published: Thu, 21 Jan 2021
Description: That's A Full-On Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Tumor Relocation Services. A Guy Died In My Room Last Night!! Sucking Up Old Cheese and Mud. 4 and a half is less than 20 million. Corrections from John in the Back. Nick's Got A Mighty Convoy! I'm Gonna Kick You In The Testicles, Even If You're A Lady! Going to the Sorting Hat in the sky. Kitchen Monster Clog Hole. Don't Shoot Me In The Face with Vaccine! History sighs and repeats itself. We Could Use Less Giant Weiners. Sorry Folks, Riot's Full! Moose Out Front Shoulda Told Ya! Here, have some Science with Bobby. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/D7EFCB53-E804-4CA9-B305-6AB027A8A6FB/media.mp3
TMS 2054: Meat Fellow Hot Dog Fans
Published: Wed, 20 Jan 2021
Description: Killer Klowns from Downton Abbey. Pence's Pocket Fly Familiar. Even The DOG Doesn't Want Dominos! It's not delivery, it Dogiorno. Dollaredoos! Fun Mom Dinner: An Armie Hammer Story. Bulbasaur with a Nice Haircut. Friends: the Baby Years. Dirty DMs Done Dirt Cheap. Mommy, Why Are You Drippy? Tattooed Sexyman. I will take Cannibalism for 100. Do You Have Wiener Skills? Wasn't there a Jake Gylhenhall name Night something? Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/9250C080-1642-4597-86C1-2B476715D242/media.mp3
TMS 2053: Bubblegum Squash
Published: Tue, 19 Jan 2021
Description: Yawning Tiger, Hidden Dragon. This Candle Smells Like my Kaivax. My divorce was freeeeeeeeee. Scott hates balls in his tea. the vag, the vag, the vag is on fire! Men Are Spiders, Women Are Kittens. Ya when you put it that way it's still gross. Donny Pneumatic. Gwyneth's Explosive Vagandle. PEN15 Could Not Be Done With Dudes. Brokeback Bathtub. Taco Submergible. O'Hare He Didn't. Brining sexy back with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/55CAF5F7-EABD-4CA6-A966-51831331977E/media.mp3
TMS 2052: Cranial Wessels
Published: Mon, 18 Jan 2021
Description: Surgery in 10 hours or less or the crusty bread is free. Don't Dink with Pants when a Girl is Waiting. You can lead a nerd to Firefly, but you can't make them wash. 3 Stories Tall, 8 Feet Wide. Chaley Chucho. Kaley Cocoa for CooCoo Puffs. Poo As Big As A Volkswagon. Tea Cup Rat Dog. Too Close to the Penis Face. As Thick As A Trailer. Rhymer Whiner. Who Didnt Shoot JR. Edith? Ask your grandparents! Bill Duran: Still Tacky after 10 years! Comic Reviews and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/39675631-6112-41E7-B0A0-F8878CEB0505/media.mp3
TMS 2051: Never Go Full Shaman
Published: Thu, 14 Jan 2021
Description: Which Kennedy From MTV Was Downtown Julie Brown? Two and a Half 100 year olds. Lady Flask of Creamer. There are 4 Impeachments. I Don't Like Political Partieeeeeeeees! Legally Blonde 3 The Search for Spock. Squishy Resting Face. Move Away from Home to Develop Tentacles. You're Okay Until You Pee Brown. You Can't Say Dorkess Without Malorkess. Can I Get That $1.70 In Quarters? The Robot Dumps the Rice into the Thing. Deckard Cain Lives Upstairs. Lay a Trunk and Walk Away. A little science with Bobby. Storming The Castle with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/3ADAFF96-F449-4809-891D-85C150B18BA4/media.mp3
TMS 2050: Dialling My Karen Back
Published: Wed, 13 Jan 2021
Description: Black, Gay, and Dwarven. Call Me SHAMAN, Mom!! The Mayo is Coming From INSIDE the Phone! Dollar Store Jamaroqui. That's Not My Boob. Then you shall have no olives, no boobs, and no Lt. Yar! Former Attorney General Bill Burr. His Charming Assholiness. Korn With a Q. Chex Mix Jaggar. Shove it up Phil. My Weiner Device Won't Open! My phone is a grower then a shower. Bed Is Not A Place For Food. The Internet Of Tom! Frozamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/178C7DEB-0C8B-401F-B2C3-3FE64A34FCE1/media.mp3
TMS 2049: Off-Brand Megadonors
Published: Tue, 12 Jan 2021
Description: I Could Impeach For Hours. What's The Drag On A Canadian Penny? Extra-Curricular Man-Seed. I Like Ketchup's Umamiiiiiiii. Stick your meat in Dr Pep. Do You Pee On It? Tuesday The Twelfph. My wife can do Four different hand styles. Sperm donors making money hand over fist. Corona 5-O. Erect a Giant Naked Lady. Focused on half a shuttlecock. The Secret Ingredient is the Flies. Falling Down with Fat Russel Crowe. Oakland Hotel Reviews with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/A38C5C80-ECC5-485C-B46F-2AF363EE6D07/media.mp3
TMS 2048: FYI It's DIY
Published: Mon, 11 Jan 2021
Description: The Things that Yell at Me in My House. I've got the High Ground, Anakin. You are a dumbass. The Calendar Game is So Dated. Skeletor Mocks Your Pain. I need a COVID vacceeeeeeen. How to Cover Furniture, Complete with Nudity. Is that a mask or is it the lower half of your face? Scott's eye and tweet both go semi viral. A package of follow up jerky! My potato arm is always in the way. Pull the toe to make sure. A Rear-view Window on the Tesla Neighbors. Of course it works, I'm not a chump. I don't even know who the Tadpool is anymore. Using Acid with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/7057DB6A-C220-45E3-9C27-5EFC36C7DADE/media.mp3
TMS 2047: This Stream Does Not Exist
Published: Thu, 07 Jan 2021
Description: The Scott always lands butter-side down. I knew Via Getty and you sir are no Via Getty. I Don't Like Rioter Peeeeeeeeeeee! Stifler's Mom's Son. Wood You Like To Build a Satellite? America Is Funny Around The Edges. A Pair Of Undie-Bundies. Use a coaster on my satellite. Hit Them in the Shinto. Tossed salad and rubbed in butter. Does Your Johnson Spark Joy? Yo Quiero Peewee Hermano. Membrane Of Familiarity. All that space junk in Earth's trunk. Therapy Thursday with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/10104D86-9108-49E3-8830-E59C26CC79C9/media.mp3
TMS 2046: Stimulus Pizza
Published: Wed, 06 Jan 2021
Description: Ask Your Doctor If Complainatol Is Right For You. No Pennytration. I Don't Like Beeeeeeeeeee Storieeeeeees. Have you tried nothing? Keep it in the Cow, Where it Belongs! Technically, Commander Worf Is A Ruminant! Well what did ya know? I thought it was all Farts. Every Pizza Is A Personal Pizza. Goat of Dooty. MMFR: Mad Max: Fargo Road? Paying the Johnny Utah price. The Legend of Banjo's Chocolate. You Could Cut Around The White Chalkey Part. Tom's Tech Time! Recommentals! Huzzah! and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/8FA78B03-F764-41EB-B527-E11926F8DEB7/media.mp3
TMS 2045: Gold standard Teeth!
Published: Tue, 05 Jan 2021
Description: I hated my neighbors 50 pounds ago. Adobe ate all of the competition up like Pac-Man. The Garbageman's Christmas Basket, a Hallmark Original. You're a nice kid, F off. No part of Brian goes to waste. The Correct Way To Touch Wieners. Python: Chicken of the Glades. John Campaigned his Ossoff! Stick Your Finger In It. Et tu, Pompei? The volatility is coming from inside the house! The Diane Wiest Wing?? Injest that into your mouth hole. The Jury went down to Georga and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/959895382-scott-johnson-27-tms-2045-gold-standard-teeth.mp3
TMS 2044: KrypKlanite
Published: Mon, 04 Jan 2021
Description: There WAS A Movie Called Dick. Dwayne The Groot Johnson. Marvel Cinematic Sausage Fest. Captain Shrinky Dink and the Tiny Lady. New Year, New Squirrrreney. Praying Ibbott. White House Plane Down on Filmsack. No one can forget Lincoln in Our American Cousin. Wipe and Restart was my High School wrestling name. He died, then went to Tahiti and then came back. Florence Whitaker. TikTok is more than just dancing teens. Bring back a Beau fetish. Building Bill With Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/959267356-scott-johnson-27-tms-2044-krypklanite.mp3
TMS 2043: New Year's Drinkie Plans
Published: Wed, 30 Dec 2020
Description: Kernel Panic In the Study With the Candlestick. The Rib Whisperer. Laser Swords and Pew Pew Guns. Spoiler Eugene Levy is not dead! The Handsome Buttcheek!! Ginormous box of wine. Dan Aykroyd's Penis Nose. But they're not naked. Baaaabeeee God, Do Do De Doo Doo! Illogitech. Son of a Glitch. The Tiny Hero Gotham Needs. Nature's Turkey Candle: Just Make A Turkey!! Well, if Dave Grohl has One... Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/956658385-scott-johnson-27-tms-2043-new-years-drinkie-plans.mp3
TMS 2042: MARY STEAM VIRGIN!
Published: Tue, 29 Dec 2020
Description: Remember, Remember, The Fifth Of Febtember. Sadder than Pacman dying. A Vanessa Would Never Set Foot in a Dress Barn. Smithsonian Department of Funnywalks. New Years Math. One Of Those 5g People. A Soft Happy Man. These Are A Few Of My Fargo-ish Things. Passive Aggressive Donkeys. Point, Squeeze, Gibberish, Move On. Two Finger Terry. Nazi Coins and Show Numbers. His Name is Super Dale. He Sucks. Mylo Piglyomolomo...what? Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/956031304-scott-johnson-27-tms-2042-mary-steam-virgin.mp3
TMS 2041: Ho Ho Ho Nobody Freak Out!
Published: Mon, 28 Dec 2020
Description: Turn Down Your Resistance, Here Comes a Spice Girls Track. Pierre Von Chucklecheese. I wouldn't touch you with a 35-and-a-half foot pole. You GOTTA Protect The Second Knuckle!! Don't Cry For Me, Catalina! 2020, Have Your Way With Us. Wonder Woman Is OK. One Lick, and You're Infected. The True Insult Is The Friends We Made Along The Way! They neither sew cakes nor leave cakes. Nine Times out of Ten, it Breaks Five Things. Another Lady Internet. Restless legs of concealment. Punished Hats, Purses, and Socks with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/955480249-scott-johnson-27-tms-2041-ho-ho-ho-nobody-freak-out.mp3
TMS 2040: The Spite Network
Published: Wed, 23 Dec 2020
Description: No One's Coming if it's Under 2 inches. I don't like Santa Babyeeeeeeeee. Fingers, And Other Bodily Digits. Is Your Show Hot or Lumpy? Duck, Poodle & Seahorse Flavored Chocolates. Two-Headed 10 Volt Battery. Super-Intendo Bros! Hating Him One Little Bit Less. Hillbilly Allergies. Harry Ham. I'm Too Sexy for my Cold. ...At Least I've Got Warm Chicken! Bakin' Bacon. A Colonel of Truth with Tom. The Hillbillies Are Alive With the Sound of Recommentals with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/953071006-scott-johnson-27-tms-2040-the-spite-network.mp3
TMS 2039: Smells like Teen Spit
Published: Tue, 22 Dec 2020
Description: Bite The Head To Stop The Screaming. My Gingerbread Man Has a Bubble Butt. Don't Choke on Your Aspirations. When a chicken comes along, You must Pullet. Speaking of Food, we have Friends. Pat Benatar, Evangelical Leader. Darth Vader would like to talk to you about your personal internet usage during work hours. There is no team in Kim. I played bass for Big Puffy Mess in college. Oh, These Gingerbread Man Nipples are Bubble Gum. Jingle All The Won't. Is Gotham city a country? Mr Not working but jerking. Firefighters and Big Raisin. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/952409515-scott-johnson-27-tms-2039-smells-like-teen-spit.mp3
TMS 2038: Got Beef in the Wrong Hole
Published: Mon, 21 Dec 2020
Description: YOU CAN EAT IIIIIIIIICE! Chronic Masticators. Can't Stop! Squirrel Nut Fargo Dont'cha Know. The McDonalds Chainsaw Massacre. Good Health and Happy Rectal Exams. If You Become A Crocodile, That's Your Problem! Lameo McLamerpants, Reporting For TMZ. I don't like choking on beef Jerkeeeeeeeeeeeee. COVID flavor Beef meat. 1% Bad Santa. Boba Feta Cheese Is My Favorite Star Wars Character. It's A First-Person Blacksmither! Conjunction junction, whats your function? The Hole does not belong to Peter Jackson. Making Things With Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/951807034-scott-johnson-27-tms-2038-got-beef-in-the-wrong-hole.mp3
TMS 2037: Urine Trouble, Santa, eh
Published: Thu, 17 Dec 2020
Description: Mayor McCheese was Corrupt. Type B Camels. Food At Chilis Is A Scam! Let's Get Back To Your Lovely Lady Mumps. 8 days to Crimmis. I am Lightning Intolerant. Crappity Capitalist. That New Vaccine Smell. Rectal Eyeball Extrusion. Delivery in 30 minutes or less or your felony is free. I don't like missing Santa due to peeeeeeeee! Comic sans tainted pimento cheese. Third Reindeer of the Apocalypse. Destiny Diarrhea. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/949563400-scott-johnson-27-tms-2037-urine-trouble-santa.mp3
TMS 2036: Resistance is Feudal
Published: Wed, 16 Dec 2020
Description: Print Me Some Goat Porn! It Puts The Lotion On Its Pants. Walmart Comes To ME! A Sudoku has Been Sent to the Printer! Imaginary Canadian Girlfriend. Ketamine Sent Me To An Alien Planet. MMoMLM Cults - Massively Multiplayer Online Multi-Level Marketing Cults. A Weenie Whiney Thing To Say. He doesn't have a history of lying to my face. Don't use the password Solar Wind One Two Threeeeeeeeeee! No Coke. Is Heroin Okay? Cartridge of the Month Club. F right off with these 2 birds. Creating An Argument That Sounds Dumb with Tom. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/948893947-scott-johnson-27-tms-2036-resistance-is-feudal.mp3
TMS 2035: This isn't a spoiler, but...
Published: Tue, 15 Dec 2020
Description: Diamonds Are For Never. I Don't Like Clap Emojiiiiiiiiiiis. The Winter Soldier Has Been Activated. Boomer's Barf Breakfast Patty. My Anus is the Center Hole. A Johnson In A China Shop. The Juice of Lemons Makes Fine Punch. Why Do You Think The Rice Is Sticky? Organized By Humiliation Level. Will the vaccine shrink my testicles?! I'm not drunk I'm eating soup. Putting it in the other hole. Stuck in the Denver hub unit. Walking out floating on things with that guy who was Dick Grayson. JURY clap DUTY clap AND clap MORE clap and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/948072649-scott-johnson-27-tms-2034-this-isnt-a-spoiler-but.mp3
TMS 2034: Alison Wonderland
Published: Mon, 14 Dec 2020
Description: I killed you, Sorry for your loss. Beeeees like to fling Feceeeeeeeees! Let it Suck first. Same Schmidt, different Season. The Warmer it gets the Stickier it Gets. Gina Davis reprising her role as dead. The Young Lando Calrissian Chronicles. Shot in the B with the T. The future is full of packing peanuts. The Great American Podcast Bakeoff! Whose Hands on What Puppets. Lando: What Have We Here? The Fargo Cinematic Universe. Making Things Hewn From A Chunk Of A Tree With Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/947449228-scott-johnson-27-tms-2034-alison-wonderland.mp3
TMS 2033: Ratapult
Published: Thu, 10 Dec 2020
Description: Sad Tromboner. The Colors of the Year is Biohazard Suit. There's Nothing that Pantone does that We Can't Achieve on Our Own! Goldfish The Snack that bites back. Rats can EAT RICE!! The Gary that Pooped on the Other Gary. Proper X-Men Town. Smoking for longevity. The Great Blackheart Divide. depressed but aroused. Don't eat the hot dog. First Class Contact. Cybercurious. Everything is a sex thing to Paul and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/945102238-scott-johnson-27-tms-2033-ratapult.mp3
TMS 2032: Paul Jumanji
Published: Wed, 09 Dec 2020
Description: Santa, Just Think of the Fat Actors. Kegs over My Hammy. Your First Meth Call! Now eventually you might have elves on your, on your Christmas tour, right? You Ever Think About Scaffolding? I don't like concentrated peeeeeeeee! Come Back, Shane! Gold Medal Planking. Excited, Not Racist. Secret Fish. Reverse and Enhance. Mustard Pee. Marlon Brando In Absolutely Nothing. Olympic Cardboard. Tom's Tech Time! Madonna Fried Fish with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/944447326-scott-johnson-27-tms-2032-paul-jumanji.mp3
TMS 2031: Beefstantinople
Published: Tue, 08 Dec 2020
Description: Karen Would Like To Talk to eBay's Manager! I Don't Like Swallowing Coffeeeeeeeeeee. Scrambled Bean Eggs with a side of gas. Et Tu Disney+. Wearing Dice Tomatoes Pants. KFC Slater. Who wouldn't want to punch Logan Paul in the face? YouTube Burning Sensation. Whopper-Based Rogue-Like. We Blocked the Kong and the MAX Won. There's a country named Beef? It's a Dick-Dick Situation. All the Lemons, All the Squeezy. A Non-fatal decapitation with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/943790212-scott-johnson-27-tms-2031-beefstantinople.mp3
TMS 2030: Take two birds and call me in the morning.
Published: Mon, 07 Dec 2020
Description: Less Hard than the Last one. That's a lot of WOOD! This Perfume Smells Like a Roo's Vagina. Have anyone seen my Dongolith? More Like the McFib. Dr Feratu is my Phlebotomist. Leave it to Newman's Beaver. Don't Move The Scrubber. Riding the BO Railroad. I would figuratively kill for a CRX! The McRibs with a Side of Beard Hair. Don't want a big bleeder. Getting Back to Appropriate T. Sorting Screws With Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/943146829-scott-johnson-27-tms-2030-take-two-birds-and-call-me-in-the-morning.mp3
TMS 2029: Proper Bogan Names
Published: Thu, 03 Dec 2020
Description: Eucludian Ukrainian Circadian Rhythm. Gidgit VonLaSpew. Press Here to Smell Oranges. Pawn Prawn Pron. Avoid the Twat Cake. Get Me Booger! Is Scott's Mom PCI or SCSI? Don't get Tom Selleck Wet. Pick up some Cash Inverters. Cocktail from the Prawn Shop. Trippy Dippy Hippy Lady. Long Life, for a man. Crusty Space Fingers. Talking to your parts with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/940771261-scott-johnson-27-tms-2029-proper-bogan-names.mp3
TMS: All Babble, No Royale
Published: Wed, 02 Dec 2020
Description: I don't like urine meeeeeeeat! Bacon Adjacent Hot Ham. Can we PUG the 25-man orgy? I only eat the ugly animals. Turkey: the Stupidest Meat. lots of hair on top kind of guy. Folgers Smeat. La Boof, Le Buff, I've Heard It Both Ways. Take Up the Mantle of Keyboard Cat. There Are THREE Golden Coins! You Neither Take Monoliths nor Leave Monoliths! Low Key Loki. Toe-Headed Weirdo. Tom's Tech Time! Cloud Atlantis with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/940069072-scott-johnson-27-tms-all-babble-no-royale.mp3
TMS 2027: Little German Vendors
Published: Tue, 01 Dec 2020
Description: Not Quite A Circumcised Tree. I LIKE LOCAL BOULDER BEEEEEEEES! The Scarlet V Of COVID Vaccination! Beans Removed, Frank Still in Place. Monolith World Tour 2020. Aunt Bee Excretes that Liquidy Goo. Wake Me Up When November Rain Ends. Holding the tree with Tinsel Strength. Dogs Love Pine Water. let it linger like a fart in the night. Homeless to dog to guy contact. Yankin' on a cow. The GIF that keeps on GIFfing. Slayer is killing me. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/939450190-scott-johnson-27-tms-2027-little-german-vendors.mp3
TMS 2026: 50 shades of Green Eggs and Ham
Published: Mon, 30 Nov 2020
Description: Accidental Porn. Rough and Tumble Phlebotomist. June the name, not expiration date! Renowned Mellons. Distraction Distraction Distraction Stab. 38 Guns for my 38 Hands. Iron Danger, Stranger. Bonus Noodles. I Would Not, Could Not Win Babble Royale. What is the size ratio of person and falcon? Hits the Melons, Smells the Melons, ____ the Melons. The Cobra bit Britman then died of COVID. Fessing Up To Unhealthy Chinese Food. Knives for Bill's gun-party! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/938800063-scott-johnson-27-tms-2026-50-shades-of-green-eggs-and-ham.mp3
TMS 2025: Day before Thanksgibbon
Published: Wed, 25 Nov 2020
Description: The Butcher of Coverville. I'm Gonna Cook The Turkey Sous Viiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide. We've Been Getting Lucky for years now. Always Steam you Vaggies. Double Sided Rona Coin. Tetris and Snake, the perfect VR Demos. You Ever Smoke a Turkey, Man? Yokko Bono. Yer mom looks like a 70's rocker!!!! Castration Varys' Spiders Seeking the PS5. Keanu don't look like no Bill. Jonathan Pants. You Colorado People Never Poo. Oh, You Get Batman. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/935965093-scott-johnson-27-tms-2025-day-before-thanksgibbon.mp3
TMS 2024: Regular Duraflame Logs
Published: Tue, 24 Nov 2020
Description: Poo Based Crystalized Entity. Sticky Baker's Hands. Arizona: Just Lizards & Snakes. The Taint is Bananas B A N A N A S. Blince Gilligan, Country Singer. Workin' at the DMCA! I'm drinking hand sanitizer. Vodka is too much hassle. Risk Takes too Long to Start a Fire. President Lasagna. Boring Biden Fruit. ASMR ROBUTTS! It 'Taint A Bridge. Hitler Hogs the Ball. With a name like Shkreli, you have to be a super-villain. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/935340358-scott-johnson-27-tms-2024-regular-duraflame-logs.mp3
TMS 2023: Hotel for Shorties
Published: Mon, 23 Nov 2020
Description: Come out to Colorado and get a Woody! Down on all 4s, brushing my teeth. We all wear plaid in Christmas Town. Sometimes the Ass Fights Back! Cross Your Horses and Dot Your Carts. Can You Draw This Turtle-Style Plastic Surgery. Non-Permanent Scrotal Damage. Goatsee with sound. She's a Big City Somethin'. Should I eff HIS feelings? Tattoos in the News. Mad Mel the Maximum Man. Baby Shart. Paul Hollywood in cars not getting coffee. Sorry My Wife Walked In. Making Things with Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/934660906-scott-johnson-27-tms-2023-hotel-for-shorties.mp3
TMS 2022: Pretty Fly for a Pink Eye.
Published: Fri, 13 Nov 2020
Description: Reverse Candy Man is my sex move. Will the vaccine cover COVID-1 thru COVID-18? Anal Vaccinations. Finger up your butt?! Worst dentist ever! No Shows Next Week. I DON'T LIKE HANDFULS OF BEEEEEEEEEEES! 5 Candyman, 3 Beetlejuice, 3 Bloody Mary. Covid 2 Electric Boogaloo. Pfizer says you will have no treaty, some vaccine, and No Lt. Yarr. You Could Smell It From Denver! Always wear protection on Friday the 13th. Full Of Bone Grit. Don't ruffle the religious feathers. How Do You Smell Now Dan, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/928919431-scott-johnson-27-tms-2022-pretty-fly-for-a-pink-eye.mp3
TMS 2021: Honey, I Ate the Carcasses!
Published: Wed, 11 Nov 2020
Description: An Ironic Conversation About Irony. I Don't Like To Eat Beeeeeeeeees! A Maxi-Vacation, With WINGS! Jagged Little Unfortunate Coincidence. Tucking All The Way Down To My Calves. I like Ketchup with 0 to 7 flies. The Full Zip. Take me to the Love Mound. 69 Songs by the Magnetic Fields. HOAs are Mini Chinas. Chug the Bear! Does your dog pee taste like strawberry? Anya Taylor Gelfling. The VVitch Sticks to Your Gums. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/927435322-scott-johnson-27-tms-2021-honey-i-ate-the-carcasses.mp3
TMS 2020: Special Agent Karen
Published: Tue, 10 Nov 2020
Description: It Runs Up Your Butt & Down Your Leg! Left-Eye Lopez Brand Left Contacts. TMS 2020: a Real Shit show. Killer Deal on a House of Death. My pizza talked to me last night. Ding Dong Phallic Nose! 2 Pukes, 1 House. Meltdown at the Cold Stone. Her Apparatus Looks Like The Other One! I Don't Like Meeeeeeemes. It's Mostly Bad In The Morning... Mostly. Your Apparatus is Showing. I'm an FBI agent, is it too early to get a fish sandwich. Dental Plan Got Replaced by Wiener Plan. The JuRY went down to Georgia and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/926818666-scott-johnson-27-tms-2020-special-agent-karen.mp3
TMS 2019: Drunk stoic Mad Men Robot
Published: Mon, 09 Nov 2020
Description: I Don't Like To Conceeeeeeede. Wet Coats that Sag and Drip. Fackom Drawing Tablet. Press your little ding. Most Watched Youtube, do-do-do-do-do. Amber Alerts: the only allowed vibrators in Utah. There are 20 Spanish Questions. A soggy hose is the worst. Which GOAT is the Meaner Drunk? Brian's La-BOR-atory. The Cooba. Tickling the bottom here. Equatorial Linguini. What are two characters from Avengers Infinity War. Making Things with Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/926152189-scott-johnson-27-tms-2019-drunk-stoic-mad-men-robot.mp3
TMS 2018: He Tweeted Sardonically
Published: Thu, 05 Nov 2020
Description: Sardonic Ejaculation. Ding is Australian for Buzz. Covered in Honey and Rolled on a Baldwin. AND YOU CAN EAT COW POO. Alternating Between Olivia & Buck Naked. Virgins, Sexual Partners, Atheists, and Girls with Big Boobs. Wrapping My Head Around An Elizabeth Shue Wig. Myspace doing it from behind. PUNK'D IS BACK, IN POG FORM!! Ding Lightyear Has Herpes. Congressional Lasso of Truth. Gidget Showed Up and Brought Her HAIR With Her! Mmmmmm, Sausage Sizzle. Pit-bulls on Meth are now Legal. 10 Years of Therapy Thursday with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/923914948-scott-johnson-27-tms-2018-he-tweeted-sardonically.mp3
TMS 2017: Chicken Nutguts
Published: Wed, 04 Nov 2020
Description: Why Did The Inflatable Penguin Cross The Road. Just Tell Me Who Won Dot Com. It Was Very, Very Drinking! If You CAN Do The Time, Then Go Ahead And Do The Crime! Bet on the Shmengie! The house edge edge. Muliffa Macarshey. Yolo Lenovo. BEAT THE DEALER...WITH BOTH HANDS! Weinerplant. I am sure the millennials don't call it that. I don't believe emojiiiiiiiiiiiiiis. The League of Portlands. Set Up, Climax, Payoff. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/923327977-scott-johnson-27-tms-2017-chicken-nutguts.mp3
TMS 2016: Questionable Gumbo
Published: Tue, 03 Nov 2020
Description: Can we talk about the Olyphant in the room? Do you like the white tip or the yellow bum? Bow to the Wooden Boob Lady. Zero to a billion Sugar in 3 gummies flat. TMS killed the Connery star. Dancing Around the Ol' Mando. Candy Corn: Harbinger of Fall. Barbie & The Jets. Creeping Underwear. Gimmie More Shit Planets! Hallmark-Adjacent Movies! The France of Canada. White Tip, Yellow Shade, Orange Bum. Satisfying Your Beast. Solving horse crime with Justin and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/922798003-scott-johnson-27-tms-2016-questionable-gumbo.mp3
TMS 2015: Fresh Organic Tootsie Rolls
Published: Mon, 02 Nov 2020
Description: Candy from the Covid Pumpkin. 2 Bags 1 Cup. It's Alf, and He's Back! In Mulligan Form! Brian's Spray Painted Exit Hole. If you don't walk your dog first your car becomes a PUBER. I like my Porsche with a big ol' Butt. Going to the Ultron's for dinner. Sailor Rotating Moon Skirt. 2 Legitimate 2 Quitiment. Necco Wafers in a Ziplock. Crazy Neighbor Likes To Eat Feet. Hair Fangs. The candy CHOOT! Do the Candy Squat, Kids! Making things with Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/922192228-scott-johnson-27-tms-fresh-organic-tootsie-rolls.mp3
TMS 2014: Watered Down Mud-Water
Published: Thu, 29 Oct 2020
Description: Bad Things come in threeeeeeeeeeees. The Gay Penguin Agenda. K Cups should be for bras, not Coffee. I Have Become Death, Revealer of Genders. Like Comic Sans Through The Hourglass. 1 man's space art is another man's space porn. There's Always Cats At The Frozen Banana Stand. Guns and Roses, now with Double Slash! Green with Envy over a Green Machine. I Wanna Proceed with a Really Stupid Story. Don't buy that undercoat. Electric Whip Man 2. How Oppenheimer Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb. Mosque Nets. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/919746757-scott-johnson-27-tms-2014-watered-down-mud-water.mp3
TMS 2013: Covid Zero Sugar
Published: Wed, 28 Oct 2020
Description: I'll Watch ANY Marvel Crap! It's Irish Swearing, It Doesn't Count. Zulu Foxtrot Seven Seven Dingo. Randy Royale. Rico Was Not Suave. Kim Kardashian Rode a Goat into a Horse. A Little Bit Of Toobin Goin' On. Denny's Subscription Model. It's An Exact Christian Science! Walmart licking good. Porn Talk Broke TMS. It Can Easily Go to Two Mothers. Big old wide job. Reccamentals! Naked Time with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/919111264-scott-johnson-27-tms-2013-covid-zero-sugar.mp3
TMS 2012: Moonlight Savings Time
Published: Tue, 27 Oct 2020
Description: Optimus Primer. Open Your Clay Scott! Caveman Sold Separately. Bruce Wayne Has ONE Personality, And It's A Dick. MoonKnight, A White Honda Accord Of Heroes. I Have the best passwords! Really great! You won't believe these passwords. I Served In The 175th Stroofwaffel Regiment Back In The War. Did Wolverine die? I had to pee. Hole Nother. Ratatouille Turns Out the Lights in Paris. Rodents 1: Vegas 0. Caveman sold separately. Taken: A Groundhog Day tale. Big Head, Big Booty Black Widow. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/918477046-scott-johnson-27-tms-2012-moonlight-savings-time.mp3
TMS 2011: Rub the Wall to Slip a Crack
Published: Mon, 26 Oct 2020
Description: Lower 49. General Specific Reporting for Duty. What's Mainland USA Called? Not Lucky Raisin. I don't use the term Gypseeeeeeeee. Zelda: a Stick in Time. Spaghetti Chicken, the Band that Sings About PIzza. The Cabbage Patch Exception. Loser Loser Chicken Boozer. Oh! Water! I Spilled Water! Start Thinking About Balls. Mine Is Mostly Decorative! Just Got the Butt-Blast. My Mixer Needs The Right Holes. Talking Head size with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/917947087-scott-johnson-27-tms-2011-rub-the-wall-to-slip-a-crack.mp3
TMS 2010: The Curse of the Mummified Twinkie
Published: Thu, 22 Oct 2020
Description: Stigmata of the Fourth Moon of the Devil's Hole. Give Me A Ding Dong Any Day Of The Week. Dogaritos for the neighbors. Spencer Cocks, A Name You Can Remember! I don't like Disturbing Twinkieeeeeeeeee! Julesing the Verne. You Call That A Kife? That's Not a Kife. Good Luck Cox and the Other Guy. Hey There Short Ass! Paul's Still Not Dead. They can smell what I am cooking and they don't want that. ABCBS. All Utahans Sound Alike. Let's See Your Sample. Old Sock Flavor. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/916179412-scott-johnson-27-tms-2010-the-curse-of-the-mummified-twinkie.mp3
TMS 2009: Burst a Bum Unit
Published: Wed, 21 Oct 2020
Description: You Had Me at Anal. Australia, Where the Fanta flavors can kill ya! The Zoom Where It Fappened. Fanta Minesweeper Zero. Don't Worry, It's Not My Blood. I don't want red peeeeeeeeeee. Slide Right Into My Driveway. Go Pew and Leave. Parking Like a Bad Ass Mo-Fo. The Indiana Jonesing of Mad Max. CSI: Utah starring bloody pants. The Kind a Fella Who'd Throw a Frog at a Tree. No one will touch a peach for hours. Vanilla is not a Fruit. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/915575911-scott-johnson-27-tms-2009-burst-a-bum-unit.mp3
TMS 2008: Crouching Naked, Hidden Valley
Published: Tue, 20 Oct 2020
Description: Prolapsed Flat Earthers!! Call the Mid-Worf. He Wasn't Naked. He Was Covered In Ranch. TGIFriday Guy Starring Cleetus. Creevus, The Annoying Guy! Neither Take Piss nor Leave Piss. Yes, an undecided voter, very smooth and convincing. Oh, Those Trash Bags? Those are Junk Mail. Did you have a TRAMP growing up? S word sweeteners are effed up. Yeet the Egg At the Tesla. Hudson Hawk, Fury Road! I can stop Flat Earthing anytime I want. The Chicken Nugget Did It! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/914888749-scott-johnson-27-tms-2008-crouching-naked-hidden-valley.mp3
TMS 2007: Beef Coke
Published: Mon, 19 Oct 2020
Description: I Played Bass With My Wrestling Name is the name of my Quiet Riot Cover Band. I'm a Turd Monkey. Brian Crawled Through 500 Yards Of Corn And Came Out Clean The Other End. Toasted, in a Pan, like a Monster! Color Coded Zombies. Jesus is swolier than thou. No Podcast for Old Men. Scott's dad don't like monkeeeeeeeeeeys. Double Finger The Trigger. Ball-peen 40K. Morbius and Puumba. Frosted Blueberry Poptorch and Coke. The power of TikTok compels you! What's his name, with the big eyes? Making Things with Bill! Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/913461538-scott-johnson-27-tms-2007-beef-coke.mp3
TMS 2006: Oh... Iceland the STORE
Published: Thu, 15 Oct 2020
Description: Skating Around The Big Whale Turd. It was FART! It was a FART! I DON'T LIKE TO TWEEEEEEEEEZZZE! Bob & Barry-Anne. Yeeting A Nugg Into SPAAAAAAACCEEEE! USS Toblerone. THE COUNTRY WAS A SUPERMARKET!! Chicken nugget proves earth is not flat. American Healthcare Google Stadia. One DeLorean to pick them all. No Hobo Shoving Allowed. Jugadoganalnalno's Pizza. Tugging on the Body Floss. Scotty Failed his Ancient Technology Class. Going back to work with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/911168092-scott-johnson-27-tms-2006-oh-iceland-the-store.mp3
TMS 2005: Mountain Farmer Time
Published: Wed, 14 Oct 2020
Description: I don't like the UTCEEEEEEEEEE! Where Is Just Virginia? Rhymes With Shmee Shmotel Smoom. Tomorrow Point Five. Please Get Written Consent Before Hugging That Cow! Coco Puff Body Scrub. I Don't See How That's A Party. It's A Space Honda Accord. Wet Ramen Poo. Pee Like a Freakin' Race Horse on Crack. F Diamond Dave Crosby. You ever lose your moon keys. Its Spelled V V Itch. What's the deal with Furiosa? Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/910521844-scott-johnson-27-tms-2005-mountain-farmer-time.mp3
TMS 2004: Vasoline Glitter Trap
Published: Tue, 13 Oct 2020
Description: I don't like Ambeeeeeees. Firefly Drinking Songs for Cat Lovers. She Left Me For Exact Change. Had To Wipe Mayo Off My Buns. She's Had Five Other Accents Since Then. Irish Voltron. Gotta Get Down on FriGay. Birds died from Swift Erection. Fork White Supremacy. Award and OSHA Violation in One Heavy, Pointy Package. Weapon of Mass Distraction. You are the Weakest Lynch.... goodbye. The diapers are aplenty, hopefully not gently used. I didn't feel the little prick. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/909934402-scott-johnson-27-tms-2004-vasoline-glitter-trap.mp3
TMS 2003: Russian Potato Wine
Published: Mon, 12 Oct 2020
Description: Don't hate the tree, hate the leafy Load. The Ice Cream machine can't always be broke asshole. A-Team's Black Pedo Van. Never Rectally, only Orally! I Don't Make the Names, I Just Mispronunciate Them. Naming Hurricanes is Greek to Me. WELCOME to the Gateway Drug Shop! I can see clearly now the rain has come. I'm sorry Franky Tikki, they have a better poopoo platter. I don't like leeeeeeeeeeeeeaves. One Dwayne to rule them all. I'll take one Aunt Beru, Extra Crispy. Give Money to TMS for Sports and Drugs. Cottonwood trees are Too Much Hassle. Making Things with Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/909322357-scott-johnson-27-tms-2003-russian-potato-wine.mp3
TMS: Fowl Language
Published: Thu, 08 Oct 2020
Description: A Raisin In A Lump Of Mayo. Profane Parrots Populate Park. THE CHICKEN WAS A BABY'S FORESKIN! Wait Perry Mason is not Irish? No Sir, we only treat the face. Queezer? Timothy Elephants. I spoke French once. I regret it. Near Winner, First Loser. There's Nothing Funny About Science! The Moon: Can't Explain That! Judge Ibbot: The Cases are real, the People Are Real, the Rulings are Final. Ready the typewriter and the bongos. Here We See the Rare Korean Baby. Hiding From 42 in Sweden. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/907233082-scott-johnson-27-tms-fowl-language.mp3
TMS 2001: Burgled Baby Bug-Out Bag
Published: Wed, 07 Oct 2020
Description: Safety Orange Strap-on. Open The Pod Cast Doors, Hal. I Hate Big Tech and I Cannot Lie. Everyone just needs to shut up. I dated Kip Winger. Threw A Carrot At Her! Su-Burg-Ga-Ba-Tory. Hammy Sagar. You'll Get Neither Sega Nor Sex. Mission Impossible: Crossing Guard Coordinator. Pete don't like Whamm-eeeees! I got my robbing stick! Hill on the Haunted House. Press 9 Faster. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/906620638-scott-johnson-27-tms-2001-burgled-baby-bug-out-bag.mp3
TMS 2000: I Can Definitely See Why You Like 2000 TMSs
Published: Tue, 06 Oct 2020
Description: Los Dos Moffs Hermanos. The Vandals Neither Left Stuff Nor Took Stuff! Four-foot Vagina Model was my Hole cover band name. Sucked in on the Lasso. You know the X's and O's Father. I Don't Like J-RPGeeeeeeeeees!! My Own Little Trent Reznor. That's a Felony! Hair and Flesh on Your Weapons. Husband of Lady. Snap into a Jimmy Stick. What are you wearing, Dylan from State Farm. Difficulty Level: JapanEasy. Oh okay, so its just a cat. Raising The Dead With Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/905714005-scott-johnson-27-tms-2000-i-can-definitely-see-why-you-like-2000-tmss.mp3
TMS 1999: Do Your Civic Doody!
Published: Mon, 05 Oct 2020
Description: Attacked with a steak knife by a bald man with a fetish for covers. Leaning Tower Of PC-sa. Knife Catching with Brian. Disney Doesn't Do Down Under. Paul Hogan: Disney Princess. Don't Bring Dish Soap to a Knife Fight. Jump on your civic Donkey! Lot B Isn't A Theme Park. Is There a Park in Japan Called Disney Something? Waxing Off To Stay Young. Running out of shoulders, the next shot goes in the butt! Oh, you mean the Earth! Please Send Ho Pics. Lubricating with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/905098321-scott-johnson-27-tms-1999-do-your-civic-doody.mp3
TMS 1998: Halloween Catapults
Published: Thu, 01 Oct 2020
Description: I Don't Eat Beeeeeeees. Threes Company on the Love Boat, But Family Matters in the Full House. It's A Kit-Katapult! Put The Jack O'Lantern Where The Sun Don't Shine! the Fun size will barely leave a mark. Smarties, the gateway to Cocaine. 2 Dog Night. Cracker Barrel Apologist. NECCO Wafers Are People!! Mom Created the War. Orange Butt, White Tip. Nudity and Swears with Gidget. Give Me the Hasslehoff Face. Nostalgia Flavored Plastic with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/902933149-scott-johnson-27-tms-1998-halloween-catapults.mp3
TMS 1997: Wolfhard Meganorman
Published: Wed, 30 Sep 2020
Description: Cops and Rubbers: Vietnam. All French Fries & No Gravy. Twice baked Condoms. Digiphysidickle. Fresh Out of Fannings. Don't fat shame Stephen King books. If This is Hallmark, I'm Gonna Fart. Canadians Never Forget. You get the steam AND the aroma. Coloring Pages And Big Fat Fonts. Firm Monitor Arms. Subtitles trick you into reading. Eekin Iken Vooken Vikin. Wait who was pooping outside? Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/902288665-scott-johnson-27-tms-1997-wolfhard-meganorman.mp3
TMS 1996: Tell Me How This Works!
Published: Tue, 29 Sep 2020
Description: I don't like Chef Boyarddeeeeeee! I'm a Scat Van. CHOOT CHOOOOT. Early Paul Riser. It's Not Vegas Until You Meet Flavor Flav. The First Rule of MGM Fight Club is Don't Talk About MGM Fight Club. Debates Are A Big Hairy Spider. I once met an awesome boxer named whatshisname .The Quarter Pounder from Down Under. Drippings with anxiety goo. TMS: The Morning Setting Up iOS 14 Alarm Functions. My Name Is Tonya! Covfefe Buddies. you didn't hear what you thought you did. Troopers are on the lookout for a chef that favors canned ravioli. Doing Time With JuRY and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/901697497-scott-johnson-27-tms-1996-tell-me-how-this-works.mp3
TMS 1995: Hippy Lady Words
Published: Mon, 28 Sep 2020
Description: Candy Corn Dumpster Fire. TMS stands for legitimate news. The Constellation Pubis. Dropping a Chunky Out the Candy Tunnel. It Didn't Dawn on Them To Say Aquarius. Lubing Up The Square Peg! I don't like Halloweeeeeeeee'en. Isn't There a Bunny Called Something Easter? She's Not Tall, You're Just Short. HE WAS A SK8TR MAN! Do You Have The Festive Fall Feelings? Travis Scotting My Quarter Pounder. RBG RPG. Foam Porn with Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/901066069-scott-johnson-27-tms-1995-hippy-lady-words.mp3
TMS 1994: Flower FOMO
Published: Thu, 24 Sep 2020
Description: 14 Reasons Your Eyebrows are Hungry. Are your fake boobs handy? Shot Through The Groin, And Who's To Blame? Came Out Bald and Weird. Dirty Husk: Lawn Bourbon. Strips Of Butt Meat. A Walk Down Memory Wallet. Don't Whip Out Your Glock in Public. Committing Coitus on My Lawn. You're Pregnant! Hilarious! I don't like seeeeeive! Broil it Like Beckham. Cover Your Mole With A TMS Beanie. Doom scrolling with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/898924468-scott-johnson-27-tms-1994-flower-fomo.mp3
TMS 1993: Not McCreamy
Published: Wed, 23 Sep 2020
Description: Is it too early to get aficionado? Waking Up, Having A Toss! Baked These Potatoes, Baked Them Good. That's not a Blowie, This is a Blowie. She broke the Mega-Glass Ceiling. Robert Conrad, The Father Of Thanos? Bieber Harem. Welcome To Moorheim-Haven. Cornelius Guggenheim. You're Playing For A Brian Burp. Let's Test the Ship's Vulva!. I hate when people cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeat. Edward Scissor Man. Throwing Mans at the Man Board. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/898311478-scott-johnson-27-tms-1993-not-mccreamy.mp3
TMS 1992: Viral Candy Chute!
Published: Tue, 22 Sep 2020
Description: We're Sorry, Your Console is in Another Castle. So Long, Long Cat. Higher Risk Of Selfie Death. Drawn and Quartered Armstong. Two Old Men Order An XBox. I don't like flip floppyyyyyyyyyy. No Guatemalans were harmed in the making of this episode. William Shatner is Ruddy! Sandblasting The Fence With The Puppy. Don't take selfies near waterfalls. Nine Minus Three Is STILL Six! A Cross Between Russian and Bad. Pasty British Bodies. It's like a fist pump between his legs Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/897724918-scott-johnson-27-tms-1992-viral-candy-chute.mp3
TMS 1991: Maze of Maize
Published: Mon, 21 Sep 2020
Description: Hardcore Corn. You can never find a John in the 8th Dimension when you need one. Hoisted on my own KrunchyRoll. What kind of cake is that? Dead Velvet. Native TV Information Outlet. Midshow Peeeeeeeeeeee. Casey At The Bar. Brian tries the left-hand method. Handy Teats. Come with me if your want to live, Sarah O'Conner. Flowers and Chinese Money: When You Only Senda the Very Best. Mad Spice Girls: Spicy Road. Android People Are Taking A Dump In Their Pants! Don't Tell Uncle George. Good Bill Friend has a Discover. Major Ruffalo Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/897175831-scott-johnson-27-tms-1991-fixed.mp3
TMS 1990: Hard Core Promo
Published: Thu, 17 Sep 2020
Description: How Can You Have Any Monique If You Don't Finish Your Broccolo??!? nail gun nipples. Just A Slutty Cat. Live Action Versions of MOVIES! Push it through your popcorn hole. Jim Morrison's Gun Sales and Repair. Charles Emerson Cheese. When Are We Going To Chuck E Jesus?? Made With the Same Quote Unquote Meat. Bonsai Trees with Big-Ass Leaves. Big Bowl of Hot Good Faith. Japanese Fish Concern. I Have A Body That LOVES Cake! Multiple Wives and No Caffeine. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/894888580-scott-johnson-27-tms-1990-hard-core-promo.mp3
TMS 1989: Donkey Kong Bat Country
Published: Tue, 15 Sep 2020
Description: That Lady's Clothes Were Nun-Existent! I don't like CDeeeeeees. Welcome to Litigation Town, You've Been Served. Non Non Non Emergency. if you wanna be my lover you have to litigate my friends. Is There a Song Called Turn the Page Something? The ol' Ides of Brian. How About Like Popeye? All Cheerleaders Must Smell of Strawberries. Third Boob Implant I Know, It's Serious. Coming Soon, Hottie The Hedgehog. Diplomatic Immunity. They Had Their Pom-Poms Out?? Get Off Your Own Lawn! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/893752033-scott-johnson-27-tms-1989-donkey-kong-bat-country.mp3
TMS 1988: Naruto Uhura
Published: Mon, 14 Sep 2020
Description: Taint Lube Squish Sauce. Cornish Stripper Pasties. Do Chickens Have Nipples? Chekhov's middle name is Too Much Hassle. Robocop and The Fly. I don't like Feceeeeeeeees?! The Cupboard was Bare 'Cause Kim Likes to Share. Harcourt Potter and the Troublesome Tiberius. There's a Turtle at the End, SPOILER. Mister Spock Jenkins. Completion Bongs! Mister Doctor Sir Leonard McCoy. Unbearable Lightness of Buckaroo Banzai: or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb. Bill Swings Both Ways When it Comes to Units! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/893153353-scott-johnson-27-tms-1988-naruto-uhura.mp3
TMS 1987: A Cavalcade of Bad Decisions
Published: Thu, 10 Sep 2020
Description: Zoe: Bacon Identification Device. Vaping in the Boy's room. Funny Makes Mo Money. The Name is Ludd, Ned Ludd. it's probably the most used surface of your body. The Adventures of Lois and Frank. Grab Your Tongue And PULL! Steal From The Witch, Give To The Poor. Can I get a quadruple triple quadruple double cheeseburger please! The Burniest of All Whiskies. The Corn Palace is Real. Sexworker Death Stare. Dremels and Cleavage. Wardrobe Provided by Nickleback. Vapering with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/891056524-scott-johnson-27-tms-1987-a-cavalcade-of-bad-decisions.mp3
TMS 1986: Ding Dong Disaster!!
Published: Wed, 09 Sep 2020
Description: All Movies With One Ending Suck. The Rest of Us are Lumpy Turds. Our Nips Unsealed. Consensual Show Numbers. I Don't Like Tube Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeth. Ridley Scott's Milk Bleeders. Kid in a Goo Bucket. Larry Lavender with the nunchucks in the Spa. Chess is the ultimate party game. Android Body Shaming. Kentucky, What Are You Doing? Sawdust and Stain Fumes Keep You Looking Young. I'm too polish to find it. Doughy Trash on a Plate. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/890496148-scott-johnson-27-tms-1986-ding-dong-disaster-1.mp3
TMS 1985: I ain't sayin she's a Beet Digger
Published: Tue, 08 Sep 2020
Description: Hide the Gender in Grandpa's Butthole. The Rock Can't smell what's the Rock is cooking! I don't like Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve? Fussy Little Bitchbot. You Lost Me At Spit-Trail! Diggin' Beets By Dre. The TMS News Team: We Asked For More News But They Didn't Have Any More News. Solve Social media, don't burn the world down. The Urbans with Keith and Karl. Batman: Gorgeous but Sad. I just want the Cake. It's warm today, the temperature is melting degrees. Let's All Fluff Our Neckbeards. Every Culture Has a Potato Dumpling. The 'State' of 'Things' with Justin, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/889892416-scott-johnson-27-tms-1985-i-aint-sayin-shes-a-beet-digger.mp3
TMS 1984: A Bra-der understanding
Published: Thu, 03 Sep 2020
Description: Sixteen Holodecks, No Waiting. Jim Rainer, The Alpha Passive Aggressive Female Dog! He Asked for More Sauce, but They Wouldn't Give Him Any More Sauce. Pervy Broccoli. How do you pronounce Julia Louieeeeeeeeeeees-Dreyfus? Half-Gorilla Girl Stabbing Bricks in a Haunted House. Capable Presley. Hot Beef in Your Crotch. Mayor McCheese took it in the shorts. Worked the Factory, Did the Thing, Came Home. Papa Was a Small Claims Court Plaintiff. Theres A shortage of Desks, Bicycles, Coins, and Soda Cans! Deep Fried Caulk Dusted with Cinnamon. Soft or Hard Shell? Wendi Contains Multitudes and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/886998601-scott-johnson-27-tms-1984-a-bra-der-understanding.mp3
TMS 1983: Discount Ninja Cats
Published: Wed, 02 Sep 2020
Description: Barely Legally Blonde. Tell Them What They Can't Win, Brian. I like puppiieeeeeeees. Ramifications of the Lady Hole. 50 Shades Of Greyjoy. One Capote, Two Capote, Red Capote, Blue Capote. I don't always dream, but when I do, I dream cheaply. Nikolaj Coster-Waldenbooks. Mom's Dark Companion. Francine McGillicutty Pinochle. Bogey Sandwich on your 6! Raw Earth Metal Sandwich. There's gold in that there toilet! Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/886388551-scott-johnson-27-tms-1983-discount-ninja-cats.mp3
TMS 1982: Men Without Pants!
Published: Tue, 01 Sep 2020
Description: Her name is Ripley, believe it or not. Twisted Spaghetti Turd. I like Bill and Ted Threeeeeeeeee. This isn't real, Derek! I'm Not As Dead As I Look, signed, Herman Cain. News Flash: Shade Reduces Sunlight. Do you one-finger it, or double thumb it? Let me Pause my minidisc plater. I Might Actually Put Pants On. 420 Elephants Can't be Wrong. The Pointer Sister. September Hibernation Patterns of American Idiots. Big Ordinance is More Fun Than Tiny Bullets. Feeding the Sea Otters and Squealing a lot. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/885765712-scott-johnson-27-tms-1982-men-without-pants.mp3
TMS 1981: Swedish Meatdesk
Published: Mon, 31 Aug 2020
Description: K.K. Rhymerreiner. There Are 3 Million Ways Brian Could Check Your Prostate. That little Frogman sure can Rock. I'm Not Woke, I Need Coffee. AMC nesting Popcorn. I feel funny Mr Stark, like when i had to climb the rope in gym class. Back to Practical Deaths. Warlocks have the best shoes cause of their Solebinding skills. Mad Morbius: Hero Road. Patrick Navel of Duran Duran Fame and Playboy Artist. Hardcore Sesame Street Disney Covers. Snip-Snipper, Where They Take the Vagina Out. Richards kind penguin. Sniffing Glue with Bill, Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/885146488-scott-johnson-27-tms-1981-swedish-meatdesk.mp3
TMS 1980: Kerfuffle in the Korn
Published: Thu, 27 Aug 2020
Description: A spoonful of mustard makes magnesium goes down! Don't Get Legal Advice From Twitter. Naked Drone Guy. A Clown murder is a crime of Passion. Shrek's A Little Stiff Now. literal vomit to verbal vomit. Next Door Karen is the worst! Ya Queen Phoenix. Mother Baldwin is Tired. Colin Farrel is a tasty dish. Blame The Beef Jerky. Get off my air space!!! Marcus Aeriola. Faux White Men. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/883053832-scott-johnson-27-tms-1980-kerfuffle-in-the-korn.mp3
TMS 1979: Nudist Loses his sack
Published: Wed, 26 Aug 2020
Description: Grand Theft Dildo. Jason Steak-Umms. All on the Coronocoaster. Banana Hammock, Mankini, Brokini... same fruit different pouch. We had a legal dispute and a PR battle broke out. Game of Corner Offices. Don't Lick Other People's Fingers. I dont like bro-kiiiiniiiiiiiii's. A Hearty Time Stew. Mo Money, Mo Ashtray! BB8 out of BB10. Donkeycraft Country. Canada Brewery Is Sorry for the Pubic Hair. Tom does not succumb to PR pressure. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/882461569-scott-johnson-27-tms-1979-nudist-loses-his-sack.mp3
TMS 1978: Physical People Doin' Party Business
Published: Tue, 25 Aug 2020
Description: The World Is Stinky With Juniors. Toy, Poop, Toy, Poop, Toy, Poop. Vampire Pettyjohn. Dicetomato doesn't like beeeeeeees! Reely Reely French! Hard Baked Barf Patty. Centrist Voltron. What About Being Low Falootin? Lucy Alan Hale Jr. The Whelming Was Coming From Inside the House! reverse the polarity on the platrom. Mr. Areola, I Nip Slipped his name. Draculas, you say? Jury uses the whole buffalo and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/881880739-scott-johnson-27-tms-1978-physical-people-doin-party-business.mp3
TMS 1977: One Of The Genesai
Published: Mon, 24 Aug 2020
Description: His Back Area Is A LOT Nicer Than When I Was There! Your pinky is weak and without honor. I don't like Pink-eeeeees. How Can You Use Your Zoom if You Don't Eat Your Google Meat? Build your own Cockpit and go crazy! Sega Has Fallen and Can't Get Up! Lack of Fiber at the Johnson House. My Bread is Darker! Toss the Mic in the New Bidet. Do the nails match the beard? A Little Flesh Hose! I hate when I can't see my own mountains. Thanos never forgets the glove. Anyways, Back To Bill's Wood. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/881239648-scott-johnson-27-tms-1977-one-of-the-genesai.mp3
TMS 1976: It Comes Out of the Squid Hole
Published: Thu, 13 Aug 2020
Description: SQUIDS DON'T HAVE BUTTS! Ride-a-Roni: The South Dakota Treat! Let your freak frag fry. The Great Pyramids of Chattanooga. I don't like SCSIiiiiiiiiiiiiiii? Jeff @ Jeff. Jeff. It Comes Out of the Squid Hole. Dollywood Coaster: The Biggest Hills Drops Ever. Sweet, Edgy Milk. It expires, a week ago. Point Like An Egyptian! Flomax: Pee Like a Toddler. Puffy Pill-Shaped iPhone. Dollywood Velociraptor Rehab. Stretch it like Veronica's Sausage. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/875272999-scott-johnson-27-tms-1976-it-comes-out-of-the-squid-hole.mp3
TMS 1975: Das Chutes
Published: Wed, 12 Aug 2020
Description: Comedians Outside Of Cars Enforcing Parking. Probed By The Magic School-bus! Answer the Francophone, It's Ringing! Oui Oui! AirDVD: Be Kind, Rewind. Air B&B Kind, Please Rewind. Burnt Kirk Playing Joust. The Very Specific Pacific Islands. B'ok Choy! You're Greens Have No Honor! Coca-Cola, the Refreshing Liquid Drink. It's OK for the Second White Guy to Repeat the Slur. For Some Reason, 'Shalom' Comes to Mind. How Does a Klingon Say Hello? They Don't! Just Like a School Bus in the Urethra. The Loveboat, boldly going where no boat has gone before. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/874613593-scott-johnson-27-tms-1975-das-chutes.mp3
TMS 1974: SMATHMOUSH!
Published: Tue, 11 Aug 2020
Description: Men Without Talking Heads! SomeBODY Once Told Me, You're Gonna Get Coronie. Why does your Prostate smell like Mr. Clean? Nary a Yang to Be Seen. Jim Job Jibberson, He Was Great. Turns out, Brian IS full of crap. TMS, now with less Stream. You Gotta Complete the Sentence! Squishy Doughnut Problems. He Had Some Kind Of -Itis. Bear Down and Say Cumquat. A Streisand Effect on a Quiet Riot. Dogs Don't Like Paltrow's Kitty! Scarf-wearing baguette business. Smithing Foam with Bill! VP Predictions with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/874055248-scott-johnson-27-tms-1974-smathmoush.mp3
TMS 1973: ASCII MASCII
Published: Mon, 10 Aug 2020
Description: Men Still can't find the Inappropriate button. I don't like dolls that go WHEEEEEEE! Holy Moly Attacked by Guacamole. was Troy with the Horse? The Metallica Corporation. Piff the Green Charizard. There's A Reason My Nipple is Bleeding. The Dahmer Cooking Show, we just make food over here. Brian's hard out before his hard in. White Blobs Aren't Scary. Guac Attack. Small batch delivery. Don't let anyone pick your bum. Talkin' Fun With Stephen Schleicher and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/873454105-scott-johnson-27-tms-1973-ascii-mascii.mp3
TMS 1972: Hoagieist
Published: Wed, 05 Aug 2020
Description: Chicken feet are fowl. I don't like Giulianiiiiiiiiiiii? Planet of the Glape Apes. Look at My Chipotle from 1652. Whooping Crane Tastes Like Whooping Chicken. Licking Somebody's Pipe. That Swag is Fyre, Yo. Tackling The Undercarriage. The SanWitcher. Take a Penny, Eat a Penny. Hey, is it Too Early For a Cheese Sandwich? COVID-SG1. May Your Thunder-dome Always Be Full. Tom's Tech time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/870709477-scott-johnson-27-tms-1972-hoagieist.mp3
TMS 1971: S Ranked Pizza
Published: Tue, 04 Aug 2020
Description: Elon Musk is a shit tweet away from being a supervillain. TMS is my Emotional Support Podcast. Vanjunctivitis. Cheesus S Crust. Beginagains. Scott's eye is goopy....Scott's eye is not supposed to be poopy. Nick can't have pets at his apartment? Ok Boomer. She's Lump, it's in her neck! Hot-Tub Grapefruit Machine. I don't like TikTok Teeeeeeeeeens?! Giving the Stink Eye to the Pink Eye. Wouldn't it be nice to have Metabolism on your side? Garbage Collection Nodes. What's The Difference Between A Dog & A Monkey? Taking College Classes with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/870086530-scott-johnson-27-tms-1971-s-ranked-pizza.mp3
TMS 1970: The Stan Lee Hotel
Published: Mon, 03 Aug 2020
Description: Ariana Grande should not be allowed to lick anybody's donuts. Salt is No Longer on the Table. I don't like Pastrieeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! (donuts). Snakeface McGee. Raise a Big Pink Shrine to Ryan. pooping between a rock and a hard place. Hi! I'm Mike Bison!! Jack Only Reached Twice. Star Trek: Burger Castle. How much Canadian is in your TV? Cubic French Toast. Shaving down to the shorties. Romancing The Colonel! Don't use a kid as a measuring stick. Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/869492014-scott-johnson-27-tms-1970-the-stan-lee-hotel.mp3
TMS 1969: More Wood Paneling, Please.
Published: Thu, 30 Jul 2020
Description: Alien the Movie Aliens Alien. That went places, deep places. Don't wanna leave you without a Ding. I don't like BEEEEEE GEEEEEEES. Pet Karma Chameleon. I Did Not Shoot The Deckutive. Calling me fat? Let me put down my donut and investigate this. Big D and His Colon! I'd Like To Buy a Bowel. Justice League was dark....Justin Leagues not supposed to be dark. Frogpants Baby Making Supply and Storage, Excelsior. Referral Madness. Dream of One-Eyed Basketball Aliens. Smell of Paper and Book. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/867293215-scott-johnson-27-tms-1969-more-wood-paneling-please.mp3
TMS 1968: Showbot is DOWN!
Published: Wed, 29 Jul 2020
Description: Is Your Nintendo Switch Trying To Kill You? What Three Brands Of Store-Bought Lemonade Contain Mercury? Florida Man known for Easter bunny fight arrested after hit-and-run. Martian Space Tires. IN SPACE! Matthew Loves Cocaine. BEES! BEES! MILLIONS OF BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! Johnny Depp deposits Dinner! Matlock to star in Perry Mason. Peter Gabriel actually shocked a monkeeeeeeeeey. I don’t like weeeeeeeeeeeeeed …. Much. Brian decided to take vow of silence and will move to Tibet. Public Enemy is So Old They Are Now Public Enemy. Subtitled For Non-Canadian Viewers. Got To Have Faith, If Your In The Go-Go’s. Tom's Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/866659198-scott-johnson-27-tms-1968-showbot-is-down.mp3
TMS 1967: I Loved Zenndayagram In Spider-Man!
Published: Tue, 28 Jul 2020
Description: I don't like COVID nineteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen. It's all fun and games until someone wears Panties as a Mask. Is basically a plumbus. WHAT THE HELL IS IN THIS DISCORD CHAT??!? He's Cute.... The Dog, Not The Guy... Cable News: Caustic Acid for the Eyeballs. A Ding Dong in Italy Decided on Longitude. I'm the testicles. Problematic, Not Pornographic.Frieda Von Slapperburrglegrb. What are your state pants? Bean Spackle. Aliens were here but they left. Being Sketchy With Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/866088565-scott-johnson-27-tms-1967-i-loved-zenndayagram-in-spider-man.mp3
TMS 1966: NEVER Trust A Chest!
Published: Mon, 27 Jul 2020
Description: I don't like Naziiiiiiiiiis! Darth...Marquis or Vader? But here's my number, so call me Daisy. ALWAYS the Cultists! Star Trek by the Bell. Print one out for my homies. Beware the Amber Heard Turd. Avatar 2, Coming In Time for Your Grandchildren to See It. The coin that gives you the Clap. You Stopped At Moist Vessel. Humans are Without Honor. Smack a Nazi with a Salami. Positive he didn't test positive. Major Spoilers! Darrell who's 53% Salt, 47% Water and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/865464301-scott-johnson-27-tms-1966-never-trust-a-chest.mp3
TMS 1965: Strawberries 2.0 I think we got the bugs out?
Published: Thu, 23 Jul 2020
Description: She Sure Looked Surprised When We Discovered Her! Underwear Only Blocks 95% Of Fart Droplets. My tongue brushed the top part. Verizon doesn't like peeeeeeeee. Paper, you ever recycled paper, lookatit Brian is puking, Scott is pooping. In Russia, Chicken Nugget Print You. Hell Year 2020! I'd Take A Bite Off Of Barry's Burger. He's Got Bags Of Pennies, Like My Grandfather! Boat Mom Fight. Big Fresh Load of Day. Ibbott is now a verb. I Got a Bingo Because Brian Can Mimic the Original iPhone Ringtone. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/863230096-scott-johnson-27-tms-1965-strawberries-20-i-think-we-got-the-bugs-out.mp3
TMS 1964: Repugnant Bikes
Published: Wed, 22 Jul 2020
Description: Dunaway gets his Flag knowledge from King of the Hill. Hold On, I Gotta Yell at My Kids. Dunaway needs cookieeeeeeeeeees. Wait the Thong doesn't go on my feet? The Place by the Acoustic Hole. Have you Rebooted Your Coffee? Ice Cream With King George. Nobody expects the Darren Acquisition! Scott's Midlife Crisis. Katya Eatin' a Burger. Speed 2: Why so Fast? Greyhound is that about dogs or busses? A Walkman on Wheels! Heated Canadian. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/862584667-scott-johnson-27-tms-1964-repugnant-bikes.mp3
TMS 1963: Nip Cut O'Flip
Published: Tue, 21 Jul 2020
Description: Scott dreams of electric Gilmore Girls. Tasted Like Gasmeat. I'm Scott Johnson And I'm Here To Say. I hate Funco Pops! Except for that one. And that one. Don't Put Ye In A Corner! My Bible Is Printed in Kanye Sans. Those cardboard cutouts don't look very animated. Monkeybananas for America! City Names, how do they work? Reams Pants and Food Emporium. Rearranging The Big Chunks. If push comes to shove I'll eat Lucio'os. Johnner Walkie. I don't like Yeezyyyyyyyyy. Making Things With Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/862004872-scott-johnson-27-tms-1963-nip-cut-oflip.mp3
TMS 1962: Hey...Smell My Leg!!
Published: Mon, 20 Jul 2020
Description: Denver Zoo is doing this new thing where they are open. Scott Johnson, Professional numerologist. Amazon: delivering life in little brown boxes. Whose Dude is it Anyway? A Bug on the Fork is Worth Two in Your Hand! The Middle Aged Mutants. 27 Deaths Later. Mad Max: Fury Review. I don't like chimpanzeeeeeeeeeees? Andrew Dice Macio. Someone is going to fill Pat Robertson's hole. 27 Tales of the Immortal Berserker Keanu. If not Maury, then definitely Jerry. Garbage food with a garbage business model. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/861352483-scott-johnson-27-tms-1962-heysmell-my-leg.mp3
TMS 1961: Mass Mansplaining
Published: Thu, 16 Jul 2020
Description: KK Yodeler. Man finds Caterprie in Broccoli and tries to evolve it into Butterfree. This Falls breakout hit Walmart Idol. Ibbott couldn't tweet...and didn't notice. I don't like Sous-Viiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide. Cancel Culture with Fruit on the Bottom. Clean your Stinky Sausage. The Meat Leapt Off the Bone! Simmering in its Own Sarcasm Juices. My 500 lbs Brother-in-Law. Fights Paparazzi and Collects Cars. Carl's Jr Dirty Salad. Exiting From A Cow's Butt. Meat-Collab. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/859096105-scott-johnson-27-tms-1961-mass-mansplaining.mp3
TMS 1960: Taft Was THICC
Published: Wed, 15 Jul 2020
Description: I don't like NBC (eeeeeeeeeeeeeee). Scott Does Not Partake In The Chuck. Does He Still Need TP For His Bunghole? Love Sex Robot Magick. Tomorrow's Show Will Be Called There is No Show on Friday. Swabbing Up The Chute!! The Price is Right for neutering your pets. My Shorts Are Not Animated. It's My Day Off, Leave Me Alone! Crunchy, crunchy, squatty stuff. The Power of Muse Compels You! Peacock on the TikTok. Southern Saliva Control. Let Us Know If You Hate MMFR. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/858494128-scott-johnson-27-tms-1960-taft-was-thicc.mp3
TMS 1959: Here Bidet, Gone Tomorrow
Published: Tue, 14 Jul 2020
Description: Strange Butthole Placement. Every Jordan needs their Pippen. Twenty-five women and a guy named Steve. I don't line those teeeeeeth. So you know the year. What do you want? A Cookie! What The Hell's Going On With Your Head? Doo-doot-do-do-do walking shark. Do sharks have legs cause I really wanted to know-ow. Australian accents make me schplatz! Before the cream sits out too long You must Bic it. Chastity at a Whorehouse. Jet-skis cured my ear-worms. A Cold Jolt Up the Toilet Pipe. Justin Eye for the Scott Guy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/857899381-scott-johnson-27-tms-1959-here-bidet-gone-tomorrow.mp3
TMS 1958: 1920's Fapper Business
Published: Mon, 13 Jul 2020
Description: This candle smells like my butt. Black Tie COVID Party Across the Street. Happy Birthday Old People. All the flappy ladies. Insert the back-straightening stick where? Scott & Kim, The Porch Monsters. You're thinking about nipples and crochet needles. Duplicate Kermits. It Went Loo Loo Bloosh Bloosh. The Great Fapsby Party. That's Arctic Forest, Not a Vagina! Helluva Mandella. So, should I shower with my dirty mouse, or just put it in the dishwasher? I don't like Terminator Threeeeeeeee? Major Spoilers! Regular Volume Darrell and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/857253481-scott-johnson-27-tms-1958-1920s-fapper-business.mp3
TMS 1957: A Reptile Dis-function
Published: Thu, 09 Jul 2020
Description: Urination Frustration. No Accents Left Behind. Turbulent Murder Snake. Anyway a guy died. Soft Tissue in the Ensuing Tussle. Weaponized Hallmark Movie Essence. If you can't be in Vegas, feel like you're in Vegas. You're Always Taking a Bet on Cornhole. Scott and Brian do Hamilton. Casinos like to take Brian's Moneeeeeeey. Irish to Pi-rish. Don't call your Girls Easy. Take Umbrage with Anti-Norm Sentiments. No Coke Zero? Give Me Five Whiskies. Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/855058516-scott-johnson-27-tms-1957-a-reptile-disfunction.mp3
TMS 1956: No Show Tomorrow
Published: Tue, 07 Jul 2020
Description: I do like TEAAAAAAAAA. French Fry Guillotine. I've got HoHo's... in different area codes. A Solid 69%. TMS: the Boys Try to Alter Their Netflix History. My Floor Constitutional. That's How Hostess Rolls. I ain't Saying he's a gold digger, but he ain't gonna be a vote rigger. Wiener Rights! Which Constitutional Amendment allows me to pee in your house? It's all fat because my eyes are bad. Arrivederci Fiero. Glitter Safety with Bill. The Venn diagram of Kanye & Presidential Elections is Justin Robert Young and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/853781146-scott-johnson-27-tms-1956-no-show-tomorrow.mp3
TMS 1955: Adults can’t Adult
Published: Mon, 06 Jul 2020
Description: Scott contemplates the size of his Tip. 3 Doors Down? Close enough. Man falls in well, takes 3d6 damage. Darrell is Back, Mostly. You may need to squint your ears to hear him. I don't like barenaked ladieeeeeeeeeeeeees. Soccer? I Don't Even Know Her! Didn't Try to Put the Young Parts In. David Muppet Crosby. Aliens vs Predators vs Avengers. Quivering Ring of Orange Jello. Have You Heard Of Hamilton? Losty McLoster Pants. Stupid Plaid Coat and Laughing Fat Guy. Stephen Schlei-car.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/853150150-scott-johnson-27-tms-1955-adults-cant-adult.mp3
TMS 1954: Don Cheeto the Fragile
Published: Thu, 02 Jul 2020
Description: I like stealing candEEEEEEE. A week late and a Ke$ha short. The Adventures of Spice-naughts and Micro Girls. Scott ruins children's dreams. Furiousa von Larue. Violent Male jumps into police arms in a fishy situation. Take me Down to Pulled Pork City. Slipped All Three Of Our Minds. Lurleen and Pleasance. The Most British-Ass Thing Ever On The Show. Dealing with Petit Larceny. My mom is now Skeletor! Well Done Canada For Still Being Canada. Need One Hell Of A Shower After This. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/850970830-scott-johnson-27-tms-1954-don-cheeto-the-fragile.mp3
TMS 1953: Rock People Scissors
Published: Wed, 01 Jul 2020
Description: The Doggarito Day Afternoons. LASER DICKS! Kim leaves enough food in Scott's bowl. All Movies are Black and White if You Turn the Color Off. A Double Sided DVD Tape. Consummate Your Consommé. Can you Smellllll what the ABE IS Cooking. Kung Fu Dunk. Twitch done Glitch and Blockchain Made My Brain Itch. Cross My Wires with Ferngully. No Shortage of Nipples. BARTOK! Starring Larry Bartok! A Half-Century of Tom. A Nicole sized hole to fill in reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/850332166-scott-johnson-27-tms-1953-rock-people-scissors.mp3
TMS 1952: Elliot Goa'uld
Published: Tue, 30 Jun 2020
Description: I don't like carp herpeeeeeeees. Do you have Herpes? Don't be Koi. Panini Mackaneenee. Aging Celebrity Ghouls. Bathroom Attendant Hands You A Towel After Grabbing Your Crotch. Elliot Gould. He has the meats. And the lowest interest rates. Stinks like Space Juggalos. List of 4 Things: Raspberry, Rum, Crocs, and a Candle? Wake Me up When I'm the Piano Man. Crappy Beef on Bread. they can't search for porn on my watch. Is that your perfume or are we just in space? Gnarly Bush Brows. How Are You In The Hair Department These Days? You can't handle the tooth! Justin and Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/849723991-scott-johnson-27-tms-1952-elliot-goauld.mp3
TMS 1951: Ded Lepperd
Published: Mon, 29 Jun 2020
Description: Toxic Bitch Pee. Pizza is Beautiful.... And Maybe Stolen. I Don't Like Beer Treeeeeeeees. Do dogs have masks cause I really wanted to knooooww. How Else Am I Going to Cook My Books? Nerve Bone Connected to the Tooth Bone. Magical land of corn. Simulated Poopstain. Constipation Class. The Romulan Senator....was that a Romulan? Let's Find that Big Ol' Penis. Hyperbolic Tongue. Just Give Me The Horse Tranquilliser. Street Fighter: Karen - is this real life? Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/849053947-scott-johnson-27-tms-1951-ded-lepperd.mp3
TMS 1950: Men Without Cats
Published: Thu, 25 Jun 2020
Description: As we know the Baby was a leopard. Looking at the Wrong Hepburn. Rocking Back And Forth, Singing Milli Vanilli. I don't like Sweeeeds! Thicc with 2 Seas. All my slots are full. On this week's episode of Making Fudge with Van. Bill Burr Baggins. Hobo Slave-1 doesn't do it for me. my favorite flavor is baking soda. THE CHICKEN WAS MEL GIBSON! Cat 1 of 13. The iguana isn't a health issue, it's a topping. The Weirdo in the Corner Doing Coke. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/846807811-scott-johnson-27-tms-1950-men-without-cats.mp3
TMS 1949: No One Expects The Spanish Restoration
Published: Wed, 24 Jun 2020
Description: Shove that up your Night Attack. Show me on this painting where the Spaniard Retouched you. I'm Brian Ibbott And I Put A Whole Coconut In My Butthole. I don't like MIT eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? His coffin has nipples. Is Maxi Shields Related to Brooke Shields? For Some Reason I Get People Farting A Lot! Is she bones in a bag? The Haunting of Hype House. Volkswagen-Sized Gloomhaven Box. Proomed! Fred And Can Campaign 2020. I can't wear the shoes. All Batmen have a Kuh. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/846062149-scott-johnson-27-tms-1949-no-one-expects-the-spanish-restoration.mp3
TMS 1948: Do Podcasters Dream of Electric Peeps?
Published: Tue, 23 Jun 2020
Description: I'm Gonna Be Really Dumb Here For A Second. The Birds and the Beeeeeeeeeees. Tout Suite much Hassle. Peep Skeleton. Pooping Sugar Ribbons. 9 times out of 10... it's a Dildo. Go Deep for Talking Moose. Chicken Banging. Doxxing Jennie. There's A Little Bit Of Hang-Me-Down. Exploding your You Yous. ROCKET TOOBS! Hi, this is Roger. I hate my life. Leave a message. Women Lay Eggs All the Time. Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/845450236-scott-johnson-27-tms-1948-do-podcasters-dream-of-electric-peeps.mp3
TMS 1947: Dog-flung breast milk
Published: Mon, 22 Jun 2020
Description: What's My First Name, Scott? I like beeeeeeeeeeeeean Crosby. A Little Vaseline Keeps the Focus Away. Nonstop Humpage. Centripidal Boobs. Little Steps with Connie. Detwoit Wedwings. The Philly Red Lights. Mutant Pig Ribs. Gloomhaven Targaryan. Scott's Not Your Mom. Greatest Thing Since Sliced Husbands. Non-Stop Humpage. Uphill, Both Ways, In the Blazing Sun. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/844812259-scott-johnson-27-tms-1947-dog-flung-breast-milk.mp3
TMS 1946: Contains No Ladies, Barenaked or Otherwise
Published: Thu, 18 Jun 2020
Description: I like kimchiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. Farting with Full Intent. There was an old Frogpants that swallowed a fly. Broccoli is better when it's meat. You, Your Cat and your Johnson's. Bed, Bath, and Batman Beyond. It's the Half-Shirt What does It! Is this your cat? OK see ya later. Mouth Guard Mount was my adult film finishing move. A Very Slim Chance Of The Bubonic Plague. TMS Full of Misinformation. Fined for full intent Farting. Farting on a Park Bench (Aqualung). Crotch: the One Point of Contact. And more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/842507026-scott-johnson-27-tms-1946-contains-no-ladies-barenaked-or-otherwise.mp3
TMS 1945: Throne King Man
Published: Wed, 17 Jun 2020
Description: I don't like USBEEEEEEEEEEEEEs. Dandy Long Legs. I am the bug who knocks! The Gray Thing You Sit In, aka Chair. Bread Buttered by Butterfree. Always Bet on Arse-Anal. TMS's SEO is a POS. It's A Me, Finishing Him! Back on the Herman Miller. Scott Likes a Small But Sturdy Cable! Do you even nerd, bro? Jade is right there under Kung-Lau. Check Out The Brain On Brian. A Little Bit Of Unholy Heck! Tom's Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/841889734-scott-johnson-27-tms-1945-throne-king-man.mp3
TMS 1944: Gave Me the Double Ebert
Published: Tue, 16 Jun 2020
Description: C IS FOR CRACKWHORE! Stroke Me With A Mop! Somebody order a break-in? When survival is on the line... eat the dog. Shit on a Shingle. Green Arrow is Budget Batman. Change my mind. What Is Grimace? Because Like I Am Really Wanting To Know. He Was All Lubey. Is That a Knife in Your Trousers, or are You Just Happy to See Me? Who's This Purple Headed Idiot? two thumbs up for Boomer's butt. Dr Teeth and the Meth Heads. Holding no Grudgeberg. Brian's Old Guy Sleep Stuff. Making Foam Things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/841297123-scott-johnson-27-tms-1944-gave-me-the-double-ebert.mp3
TMS 1943: Devirginator Of Mustard
Published: Mon, 15 Jun 2020
Description: The Annual Mother's Day Face Licking Contest. Kicking the Poo Under the Rug! Pokemon buddy will get the balls for you. No Slit for My Hotdog. The LAN before time. Ohiowa. Kim Dodged the Covid Bullet! The Dog Shusherer! Eating With Our Masks Off. Pokemon Stay. I don't like Beeeeeeezus! Pick a Lane June. Went To A Literal Farm Upstate. President Musk Mask. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/840660370-scott-johnson-27-tms-1943-devirginator-of-mustard.mp3
TMS 1942: The Gwim Weaper
Published: Thu, 11 Jun 2020
Description: Jim Raynor the Female Pez Dispenser. The Hot Tub Was Blocked By A Treeeeeeeeeee! 99.9% Not Political! Depeste Mode. Toad Vomit... It's The Jam! Machete Crossing. Thrown Pickle Causes a Big Dill! Peeing Between Sam Goody and Waldon Books. Hunting Rabbits with a Scythe. One Hundred Quatloos for the Newcomer! sometimes they invent gravity, sometimes it's toad vomit. The problem is your Foo, not the pandemic. Yogi bear territory. Tiny little poo nugget. John Bonham Carter. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/838366108-scott-johnson-27-tms-1942-the-gwim-weaper.mp3
TMS 1941: Mission SwimPossible!
Published: Wed, 10 Jun 2020
Description: Meanwhile, At the Babble Royale. What's Nicole's Name? I Don't Like Sick Beeeeeeeats. Nothing like some Fatty Nuts. Spanish Spice Girls. Scooping Out Your Own Nuts. Pound down a whole bottle of Pinot. 1990s Ass Politics. It's all Gleek to me. A Bucket Of Flop Sweat! Form of, Helvetica! Shape of, Italics! Here's a buncha music, buncha music and STOP. No One Could Blow Like Old Fatty Nuts. Harrison Left Side Grumpy. Tom's Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/837693115-scott-johnson-27-tms-1941-mission-swimpossible.mp3
TMS 1940: Barenaked Zoom Party
Published: Tue, 09 Jun 2020
Description: Scott Hasn't Experienced a Proper Dump in a Long Time! I don't like Bare Naked Ladieeeeeeees. Getting all your rocks in the right place. Brian's Mystery Date Ended with a Big Bang. Monty's Full Email. Eyes Admiral Ackbar far Apart. My Lovely Dirty Dumps. Crusty Paint Hands. It's not the worse thing to put in your mouth. Thin with a few floaties. Pirates at the end of the Rainbow. Pitbull & Pig is the new Ke$ha Timber Coverband. Flipperdoodles in the Pool. Ask for Alejandro from Salvador. Protesting Things with Bill! Commiserating with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/837082018-scott-johnson-27-tms-1940-barenaked-zoom-party.mp3
TMS 1939: The Mask of Alejandro
Published: Thu, 04 Jun 2020
Description: Kale Meth, The Superfood! I Don't Like Acai-eee. Dallas Police get sent down a K-Pop Hole. Vote No on Covid 19. Sprinklers sprayed brown...sprinklers are not supposed to spray brown. Define Dump. Avoid the Solenoids. Brian Has Seven Poodledragons. Joanie Loves a Chachi Berry! Cats suck I hate Cats. Does anyone know a good Plumber? Random Patches Of Hair. Fraternal Twin Cities. Use Salt to Coax out Your Worms. Exclusive Wendi Dopamine on Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/834126049-scott-johnson-27-tms-1939-the-mask-of-alejandro.mp3
TMS 1938: Fournagers
Published: Wed, 03 Jun 2020
Description: I don't want to wake up having bought everything on Alibaba. I'd be sad too if I got karate chopped in the cornhole. I like EEEEEEEEEEEEE-paper. All Butthole All the Time. A salt assault gun. Everyone was Bunghole Fighting! Do You Like to Breeeeeed? Ch-Ching But Not in a Racist Way. There are different sized rubber bullets you can get. Dad's Root Beer and Sha Na Na. The Starship is Nothing without Jefferson. Goldfinch... that's a Fish, Right? Ambien Induced Shopping. Does TMS Have Braydens Because I Really Wanted to Know! Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/833448058-scott-johnson-27-tms-1938-fournagers.mp3
TMS 1937: Paint Pilaf
Published: Tue, 02 Jun 2020
Description: Half a subway sandwich marked Fred. Imagine, if you will, a Fake Unicorn. Male Narwhals are NOT horny, that's the tooth. Never Shoot Your Stuff Into Weird Places! Hot Pocket Sing-a-Long. That one time they didn't look , she had a baby. Miss-Counting Tigers. Don't Eff Up My Las Vegas! I Kissed the Police, by Howard Jones. A Narwhal Named Harrison Fjord! Yo slow down light! Byrons Have Their Own Convention. Caesar's Left Boob. Solo Street Screamer. Making Things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/832900087-scott-johnson-27-tms-1937-paint-pilaf.mp3
TMS 1936: Record-Breaking Pucker Butt!
Published: Mon, 01 Jun 2020
Description: Mooning Mower Makes Many Mad! Fruitbowls and Pressed Ham...Oh My! I prefer the regular maul over the Dire Maul. Giving Him A Case Of Corona....... Beer. Eating at Dave's felt hinkey to the Ibbotts. Genuine Jackassery Happens! A Tiger saw no man. The Breath of Sunshine was a great Mario/Zelda crossover. Beat the Schmitt out of him. Wailing Caverns 2: Electric Boogaloo. Brian Dunaway, STRONG like bull. Gonna Get Prego. Brian Got Jolly By Mooning! What's the length? What's the thickness? Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/832284364-scott-johnson-27-tms-1936-record-breaking-pucker-butt.mp3
TMS 1935: Good Es Arppening
Published: Thu, 28 May 2020
Description: Three Young Bolivian Brothers. HBO's Redundant Department of Redundancy Department! Living Your Best 2FA Life. A Murder of Muppets. How Many Bollocks In A Bag? Do Psychopaths Dream of Electrocuting sheep? Two Small Things, Starring Scott and Brian. It's Idaho, DAMMIT! I am not racist, I just reference racist movies. Fall into the family Gap plan. One Angry Captain Dipshit. How Often Do You Feed Your Jacket?! Wolfgang Amadeus Jack. Is that a Mercedes Benz or a piece of crap. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/829921018-scott-johnson-27-tms-1935-good-es-arppening.mp3
TMS 1934: I'm gonna heal your bum
Published: Wed, 27 May 2020
Description: Dr Frasier Becker, CSI: Good Cyber Place. 2 holes 1 straw. A Queen in the Palace is Worth Two in the Bush! We Asked For More Fishburne But They Didn't Have Any More Fishburne. The underground monkey hates it when you time travel. Queen in the Quown. Rectal Faith Healer. A Tall Stick Of Slim-Jim. Get me out this bush, PHILLIP! Is Ted Danson Regular? Keep Your Rhinestones in Your Jockstrap! Dramedies vs Commas. Stop Trying to live in your 3D World. The Smell of Jimmy Velvet. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomenals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/829198390-scott-johnson-27-tms-1934-im-gonna-heal-your-bum.mp3
TMS 1933: Semi Soggy Croutons
Published: Tue, 26 May 2020
Description: Bring me the soul of Olivia Munn! Terry Bradshaw's Tight End. Kathy Bates makes me want Pancakes. Lockjaw from Tetris. BRING IT WIKIPEDIA GUY! No Shirt, No Slippers, No House Shoes, No Mask, No Beekeepers Suit. Naked Villagers and Talking Turnips. Skin Fishing in the hole of Misery. Ancient Mayan Buttholes. Frogpants vs. AARP: Battle at 4pm. Psychic Should Have Seen it Coming! I Assumed They Pooped, But Not All The Time! The Governmental Pickle. Bill from Punished Poops! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/828536497-scott-johnson-27-tms-1933-semi-soggy-croutons.mp3
TMS 1932: Never Go Full Hibbert
Published: Thu, 21 May 2020
Description: Watermelon Felon. Scott's Twinkie Shrunk! Hold on, Brian needs to pop a balloon. The Blind Melonheads. Oh! M'Nards! The Ugly Hemsworth. Little Pissed Off Scottish Miners. Uncle Frank survived in the attic for years, you'll be okay. Far-Flung Dirty Space Future. The blonde guy is angry at the dead guy. Mmmmm...Buttered Ham! Bananas aren't supposed to be black. Plastic Surgery Falling off the Bone. Karate Chop the Rat. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/825231160-scott-johnson-27-tms-1932-never-go-full-hibbert.mp3
TMS 1931: Scott Paid The Milk Jug Price!
Published: Wed, 20 May 2020
Description: We do have a tight end. Your Title Goes Here! My Raid Team Says I Have Nothing To Do With Warcraft Either. You're Making Brian Bored Again!! Peeing outside of the Box. Send Me A Turtle. No one is guarding the potatoes. The Fred has Become the Scooby! Brian bought Tom Nook from Watto. Scott is a Little Melon Collie! A Long Snapper, Wide Receiver, and a Tight End...Man, Football is Dirty! A Privilege Of Karens. Hot Glue & Milk Jugs. Peterson's Hanging Bicuspid. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/824560648-scott-johnson-27-tms-1931-scott-paid-the-milk-jug-price.mp3
TMS 1930: Florence Henderson is down with the Tang
Published: Mon, 18 May 2020
Description: Don't Drink The Zoodle Water. Don't Treadmill on Me, Bro. Folsom Prison Muppet Show. Marty Feldman Eyes! Kansas is the New Nebraska. No gaps in the rings of speakage. Packin' some serious Beeker. Mel Brooks Cinematic Universe. Running With Fake People. Butter Noodle Chicken Thing. 3 Uncool Michigan Towns. The Fleshy Bits are out. Moist Benoist. The Brits say maths? That doesn't add up! Major Spoilers! Trek 1930 Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/823105105-scott-johnson-27-tms-1930-florence-henderson-is-down-with-the-tang.mp3
TMS 1929: Hartsock in a headlock
Published: Thu, 14 May 2020
Description: We Dedicate This Show to Mango the Kitten. Hold onto the Mammaries. I'm On A Zoo Call. I Said Heather, You A Hole! Suburban White Kids and Their Switchblades. Magnus Pike Blinded Us with Advisement. Dire Wolves Are Real To Me, Dammit! Mavis Would Be So Pissed. Cheeses of Nazareth. A vegan Royale. Jobby Jokes and Brian. Please Give Free Hotel Room A Free Hotel Room. Two-finger Tom. Turnip Cartel. length of subscription matters. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/820470442-scott-johnson-27-tms-1929-hartsock-in-a-headlock.mp3
TMS 1928: Optimus Prime Numbers
Published: Wed, 13 May 2020
Description: Don't Need Pants if You Don't Got Legs. Do you have to peeeeeeee? Follow me on Titter. Say Stafe! Secondhand Urine Bike. Can gnats live underground? Because I'd really like to know. Pinch a Nickel so Hard the Indian Rides the Buffalo. Adama Gunna Give It to You. Scott's Bush is full of gnats. The Morning Uncanny Valley. Sneaking Into His Six-Foot Distance. How's Your Face Tic? F-you, naked man and the bike you rode off on! Choose Your Own Adventure with Tom. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/819716893-scott-johnson-27-tms-1928-optimus-prime-numbers.mp3
TMS 1926: Doodles & Co.
Published: Mon, 11 May 2020
Description: Turnip Your Head and Cough. Hail Hydrate. Brian, The Jewish Mother. Power Washing the Baby. We're A Cult Without The Koolaid. Don't Shop For Me Argentina. The Poutine Province. Bill Murray's Body is not the United States. Read a Page, Rip a Page, Wipe! Never Folded Less Than Five. Making Noodles With Your Doodle Out. Is that a Mulligan in your pocket? or are you happy to see me. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/818296774-scott-johnson-27-tms-1926-doodles-co.mp3
TMS 2187: The Spice Squirrels!
Published: Mon, 11 Oct 2021
Description: Colonoscopies are a Real Shit Show. 13 Flavors At Raskin-Bobbins!! The Northern lights sound like Nickleback? I'm out. Nope to the Pope. Canadians Eat Like The Rest Of Us. World's Smallest Poutine Launcher. Rocky Road Colonoscopy is not a new Ben and Jerry's flavor. The TikTok McNugget Challenge! No 4:3 for you!! 612 Days of not watching Parasite. Sheldon's head on Batman's body. Carolinas Fist Bump. Never tell me the odds! Never tell me the calories! Let God Sort my Screws. Making Things with Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1139953519-scott-johnson-27-tms-2187-the-spice-squirrels.mp3
TMS 1925: Challenging Tightness
Published: Thu, 07 May 2020
Description: Right in the duty belt. Where's the beef, no really where is it! Murder Most Fowl. Loser drinks a small cup of queso. Naked man wearing pitbull yelling timber. Don't youtube for beefy and milky. Rick James Brown. Nightmares come from gingivitis. Sequels to all Stalone Movies, 2021. Dexter is less good without Dexter. Big sliding number puzzle mall. I'm not naked, I have a sock on! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/815656231-scott-johnson-27-tms-1925-challenging-tightness.mp3
TMS 1924: Bald Goatee Wearing Man
Published: Wed, 06 May 2020
Description: Twelve Years a Lupita Ding Dong. Going After The Middle-Hanging Fruit. I Think The Horse Is Dead Now. FLAG ON THE PLAY: Excessive celebration. Dry Cleaner dont want no Scrubs. By the way I licked pump number 5. I Can't Read Subtitles, Let's Remake It. Scooters are Cool, Boy... Real Cool. Bruce Willis and the Other People. Both Your Breathing Holes. Spaceshank Redemption. Fringe Hinge Culture. We Wouldn't Allow Michael Keaton. Hot Parts McGee. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/814903393-scott-johnson-27-tms-1924-bald-goatee-wearing-man.mp3
TMS 1923: Jar Jar Rabbit
Published: Tue, 05 May 2020
Description: If You're Chartreuse, It's Up the Caboose. Day 2 Sushi Bar. I Could Eat Expired Walmart Meat For Hours! Fresh Monk of Belair. Wendy Mcklunky. Taco Waca Titicaca. Let the Testes Hit the Floor! May We All Find Mexican Restaurants. Tiny Little Pimps. Why do monks have guns? Donald Duck Face Mug Shot Camper. Slathering Real Bacon All Over Town. Space Hitler, you know, from Alderaan. Get the frock outta here. Making things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/814203733-scott-johnson-27-tms-1923-jar-jar-rabbit.mp3
TMS 1922: Pants Off, Hammers Out
Published: Mon, 04 May 2020
Description: I don't like murder Beeeees. Between the First and Second Holes. Nothing Compares to MissCarterJ. I'm Standing, And My Pants Are Wet. Frosting his Nuggets. Wanna Grab Dinosaur Tomorrow? Alicia Silverstone: Yak Killer. R2D2's little saber slot. a squirrel crawled up into his undercarriage. I wanna see your Pig. People Are The Problem. Horkin' His Beans. Horseface Lizard Stick. Chet: The Weird Hanks. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/813433750-scott-johnson-27-tms-1922-pants-off-hammers-out.mp3
TMS: Drive By Fruiting
Published: Thu, 30 Apr 2020
Description: We Both Lost the Bet, so We Had to Have Sex. Always eat your soap with a spoon. Gidgit doesn't do cocaine, she just likes the way it smells. You Make the Sound Fed Ex. You can have NOPE. Has The Curb Been Sanitized? Tom Hanks did not work for Bing. Never slept better than with a ball-gag. Comparing Apples to OJ. Australian betting is sexy. Clean Your Personal Garbage Truck. 10 feet apart porch parties! Colorful Sloth. Tomato soap is best. Therapy Thursdays and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/810663169-scott-johnson-27-tms-drive-by-fruiting.mp3
TMS 1920: Skyclops
Published: Wed, 29 Apr 2020
Description: Craving Don Cheeto. Homeschool is Canceled Today Because Mommy Got High! I Didn't Win the Spelling Beeeeeeee. Kim landscapes while Scott manscapes. Accidental Drinker and Accidental Toker. Interlocking Nublets. Brian Can Mandarin but he Can't-Tonese. Fred Magneto. That A.I. is a Tool! Big Tiny Little Fires Everywhere. Find a Firmer Hole than Cheers. Don't pee on my seed! Do you like Wolveriiiiiiine? She's The Aforementioned Bitch. Tom's Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/809894599-scott-johnson-27-tms-1920-skyclops.mp3
TMS 1919: Ball Of Bikes
Published: Tue, 28 Apr 2020
Description: Limp Bisquick Makes Terrible Pancakes. I don't have a black eye, I've got a brown one! Vaseline Nips and Taint Grease. COVID Potatoes today, COVID Vodka Tomorrow. Mayonnaise & Mussels. Normal Balls. Indiscriminate Meats. Organic Milk, It's Just Like Blood! My Crack Has a Proceeding Hairline. What Does My Jock Do At Night? Do not throw the cat. Romain Cools, Secretary General of Keeping it Real. Oh no, Brian has a case of the olds! Chaotic Zima. Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/809094310-scott-johnson-27-tms-1919-ball-of-bikes.mp3
TMS 1918: You know... for kids
Published: Mon, 27 Apr 2020
Description: What did Sean Bean NOT die in? Dark Arts Instructor Jurzon Vargas. Do you like to kill Beeeaaaannns? Grouchy Fauchi. Relish and Taco Seasoning Vodka. Meat trail was my finishing move. We Stole The Meats! Aqualung is a bad bad dude. Who owns Pus.com. It's a whole new week... again...put that thing on advanced and you are sweaty. Taking My Fish For a Walk. No Nooooods. Did You Get Your Turnips? Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/808312483-scott-johnson-27-tms-1918-you-know-for-kids.mp3
TMS 1917: Crazyhorse Mountain and the Sky Gypsies 3D
Published: Thu, 23 Apr 2020
Description: You Don't Want The Jam Escaping. Brian's Midnight Amtrack To Georgia. Covered in a film of ME. Avoid All Eye Contact, and Talking Dogs. Thank You For Being Donuts. Dr. Vulcan Gandalf. WIth A Name Like Smecker, It Must Be Good. Colonoscopies At Home. Mannequins just don't understand. This Vestibule Sucks. All Part of the Accordion of Lies. Don't be Karen from MiniSoda. Alveolar Caffeine Infusion. Flatten The Tiger King Curve. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/805484854-scott-johnson-27-tms-1917-crazyhorse-mountain-and-the-sky-gypsies-3d.mp3
TMS 1916: Shamed into Action
Published: Wed, 22 Apr 2020
Description: The Bill Bixby 4000. It's A Crappier Crop Of A Croupier. Sandboxed Skatepark Sends Saddened Skaters Scurrying. You Can Polish My Chandelier. Tender-Crisp Bacon Cheddar Hat. Puddle of Dud. Nothing but Yeast and Sanitizer. Apple Tunes Plus. A Single Monkey Does Not an Outbreak Make. Negative F's to Give. The Courtship of Hulk's Magician. Bullhorn next to the Shame Bell. Lumasexual. Why is he so Fluffy. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/804683185-scott-johnson-27-tms-1916-shamed-into-action.mp3
TMS 1915: A Pizza Sized TMS
Published: Tue, 21 Apr 2020
Description: Have You Had Nozzle Issues, Brian? Meaner to My Liver than I Should Be. I Don't Like Beeeeeeets. Hard Day of Arcade Goin' and Date Havin'. Walk a mile in Karen's shoes. Nestle All Up in Your Nuts. Roll Testicles for Disadvantage. Slipn' slide into my DM's. Tickle Your Brain Stem With A CottonSwab. Carbantine! My Woody talks when you pull it. The Russian Tim Roth. Sleep, What Is It Good For? Burnt Money is what its all abooot Ey? Making Things With Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/803946928-scott-johnson-27-tms-1915-a-pizza-sized-tms.mp3
TMS 1914: You Have To Pull That Out
Published: Mon, 20 Apr 2020
Description: I Can Lick 30 Tigers Today, the Joe Exotic Story. Get Back in the Car, Karen! Longasaurus Rex. Walk without rhythm and you wont attract the worm. A Tinge of a Gringe. If She's Not Karen, I'll Eat My Hat. Pinch and Grab the Half Incher. Strung out like Butter. We Heard a Bing Bong. Cheese, the Packers, and all the Spider-Man You Can Eat. GoTo Earworm is a Rick Roll. Parp-a-long Cassidy. Sneeches Get Steeches. The Eternal Quest for the Longest Animal. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/803153368-scott-johnson-27-tms-1914-you-have-to-pull-that-out.mp3
TMSPM for 04-17-2020: Spanish Muffin Inquisition
Published: Fri, 17 Apr 2020
Description: Using All Four Of The Twisted Pairs. Never go full Carole Baskin. Poor Zachary still hungry. Crumpets are Quite Firm and Holy. Inclusive Paper People. TMS Earthquakes: It's Salt Lake City's Fault. I went to pube, you went to peanut. 50 year old ass man. Potato or whatever they say. Scott's Not KK Slidering Despite the DMs. A Stimulus Package To Your Earholes. Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/801202267-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-for-04-17-2020-spanish-muffin-inquisition.mp3
TMS 1912: Crouching Toilet, Hidden KFC
Published: Wed, 15 Apr 2020
Description: You can't tell it's a penis until you get closer to it. Valor Ant and the Mites of the Round Table. My Ex-Girlfriend, Flugelhorn. Disappointing Boobs. Peach is a Unisex Butt. Valor, Instinct, Flebulon. I Don't Watch the Nudes. Thou Shalt Not Remove the Postal System from Its Moorings. SickDickPics. Oh Wait those are weiners on your face. April Is Blank. He's somewhere in the Farties. TUBA: the Big-Ass Brass. A Rental Mental. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/799361302-scott-johnson-27-tms-1912-crouching-toilet-hidden-kfc.mp3
TMS 1911: Premature Ejection
Published: Tue, 14 Apr 2020
Description: SAVE THE MILK TOWER! Brian's Sourdough Breasts. I'm Patrick from France: Bla bla bla, really really! She Flashed The Sheriff, But She Didn't Flash The Deputy! Freakish Flaky Fartgas Flow. How Much Is a Giant Pennyworth? Stand Relatively Close to Me. Pueblo Isn't Known for Naked Hippies. Ya'll Wanna CrotchDog?? 5G Causes Gay Frogs To Get The Coronavirus Duh. Friction For Friction's Sake. We Are Done With The Naked Lady. Let's Glitter Up this Poop. Cans of Mercury. Starting a residency at the Flamingo soon. Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/798622015-scott-johnson-27-tms-1911-premature-ejection.mp3
TMS 1910: Roofie In A Pudding Pop
Published: Mon, 13 Apr 2020
Description: Brian keeps one hand in his pocket. I remember the boobs... and my grandma glaring. Finger Licking Dating Game. Half Michael Jackson, Half Alannis Morrisette. Turnip Lady Rubs My Cheese. Float Some Quality Biscuits. 11 is early to get the Boob Show. A man wearing a thong - COMMA. One Glove Brian. Worm Boner. Quality biscuits from the dutch oven. Scott longs for a gold tool. What Kind of a Monopoly Deal. Poopy Chokepoint. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/797645443-scott-johnson-27-tms-1910-roofie-in-a-pudding-pop.mp3
TMS 1909: Syncing the Titanic
Published: Thu, 09 Apr 2020
Description: Mr. Doggarito throws shade at Chef Boyardee. Spicy Ramen Dreams. Nick got locked out of his hype house. Hot Box Spicy Farts. Florida Femme Fatale Furiously Flings Food. Aviary Circus Peanuts. Hoovering Scott's Droppings. The Yeasty Boys Share Their Starter! I'm not saying Kim's the can... Transparency Something Something Something Cal Something. Crab Cake Belongs, But Fish Cake??? The Midnight Buffets Are Not Going To Eat Themselves. Rubbin' my cheese in the wrong direction. Wendi's Silver Linings Playbook and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/794692147-scott-johnson-27-tms-1909-syncing-the-titanic.mp3
TMS 1908: Safe For Work From Home
Published: Wed, 08 Apr 2020
Description: There has to be a Fishy Jones. I like my women Fluffy and Dense. Hot Farts Are Good. Butthole Recognition Protocols. Coverville's Musical Marble Madness. Mine Doesn't get smelly because I'm feeding it once a day. Hot wet passionate kiss while Han Solo shrugs. The Utah flag has BEEEEEEES! Keep Luke's hand at Room temperature. Brown eye rectum scan. Alexa's Vague Answers. They're all Swedish, those bastards. A tv is not a billboard. Do Not Mess With the Jesus...Jones. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/793895107-scott-johnson-27-tms-1908-safe-for-work-from-home.mp3
TMS 1907: Flaming Bag of Starter on the Porch
Published: Tue, 07 Apr 2020
Description: Scott wants to kiss a man to shake things up. I do like Steeeeve. Howie Mandel is wrapped in plastic. Six on the Howard Hughs Scale. No Luuuuudes. Friday Night ABC Suckfest. Check out this grenade... is there a pin in it? Declare Your Ninja Turtle! Do Men and Women Use Dishwashers Differently? Larry von Pubis aka Dick Trickle. Kettlecorn Johnson. In panda, 14 years is the age of consent. Don't squirt the Walmart lady in the eye! Making Things With Bill! That's No Panda, That's JuRY and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/793153276-scott-johnson-27-tms-1907-flaming-bag-of-starter-on-the-porch.mp3
TMS 1906: Sourdough Armpits
Published: Mon, 06 Apr 2020
Description: There have been 0 days since the last MMFR mention. Chicks. The pet you can eat. more sensitive than a tilt switch on a space invaders pinball machine. I was doing Hitler but there was no Echo. Smart Alexander from all those months ago. Power Chord Windmills. Dont touch your face with your butts yo. 6-piece Nugget Easter Pets. One guy going crazy in a white house. I will never learn not to touch my junk. Wiping Butts With Baby Chix! Feed The Starch. Wipe With The Nineties. Korean Tweeners. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/792311383-scott-johnson-27-tms-1906-sourdough-armpits.mp3
TMS 1905: Jenga pile of chairs
Published: Thu, 02 Apr 2020
Description: How Will I Restock My Balls? Apple Genius Idiots. I Plant Beeeeeeans. Does Georgia's Governor have brains because we seriously want to know. Hooking up with random tall ladies. April Snow Brings May Bite me. It Wasn't A Frisbee, It Was A Flying Disc. No Listening, No Vaccine, and No Lieutenant Yar. Brian left a trail of Jews all the way home. The Earth Just Needs A Minute! how a $5 juice became a $40 bike mount. Utah's floor is lava! Jenga Chair Tetris.Trivial Things! Wendi the Wise Therapy Crone and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/789301297-scott-johnson-27-tms-1905-jenga-pile-of-chairs.mp3
TMS 1904: Captain Friendly and His Two Pals
Published: Wed, 01 Apr 2020
Description: I watch Pornhub for the songs. The iger King. The Amazing Spidermask. My boobs are barking. Paying From His Prison Purse. Porn was better when Popper was fat. Bungholio McClunky. 1.2 On The Itch-ter Scale. The Kid's Screaming for a Cheese Stick. Barry Manilow Is Not Eric Clapton. I Swear On the Lives of the Deceased. Scotts Hyena is acting up. Pulling Groins and Throwing Sausage. See Dolly Parton's Mountains National Park. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/788509771-scott-johnson-27-tms-1904-captain-friendly-and-his-two-pals.mp3
TMS 1903: Eleben Herbs & Spices
Published: Tue, 31 Mar 2020
Description: Listening to Ancient Fletchers. SKYPE IS WITHOUT HONOR. Magneto Hand Hype Man. Magneto Gandalfini. Finger Licking Bad. Your wife lets you wear shoes in the house?! I like Your Cocking Action Sir! Laying of Hands, and Layoffs of Employees. Tasha Yar Diddling Action Figures. Don't Point That At Your Wiener. Brian Does Whatever a Spider Can. Shirts are up and pants are down. I Wanted That To Be His Real Voice. I Saw a Tiger, and the Tiger Saw a Fool. Making Things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/787737316-scott-johnson-27-tms-1903-eleben-herbs-spices.mp3
TMS 1902: Ribs for your pleasure!
Published: Mon, 30 Mar 2020
Description: Loose Ribs on the Welcome Mat. A Couple of Online Tools. Subaru Impreza, newest member of Wu Tang clan. DON'T PUT CANDY IN MY MOUTH! Giant tentacled Sulu, Oh Mai. There's a core in Uranus, right. They Might Be Gas Giants. Your Daphne is in another castle. no pretalk from the chuckleheads. Picard nipple. Mile High EVERYTHING. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd, Horatio Eglacias and Enrico Palazzo and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/786949762-scott-johnson-27-tms-1902-ribs-for-your-pleasure.mp3
TMS 1901: Bring Your Own Mope
Published: Thu, 26 Mar 2020
Description: It's a miracle the show is funny. You cannot return RICE! Fried Equilateral Triangle. Parade of Frickin' Weirdos. Name a kid Chet, and he becomes a Chet. I want my job back, my job back, my job back. Why is Jaqu Custo flipping me the double bird? Antifreeze.. Necter of the Dogs. Dancing on the Roof with a Wifebeater and Jack. Knives Out, Stay In. smug Third Eagle ... I told you so. Wendi's Hot Neighbor. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/783895327-scott-johnson-27-tms-1901-bring-your-own-mope.mp3
TMS 1900: Coughy Filter
Published: Wed, 25 Mar 2020
Description: When Utah's A-Rockin', PLEASE STOP ROCKING!! Coughing Is The New On Your Left. Mavis Beacon Teaches Hyping. Check out my stimulus package. Can't Trust Wood People. Stop. Shelter. Collaborate. Did You Get All Your Fruits? Bob Gandalf. Shamalamadingdong Plus. Yo! What's up, Zoomers? It's your Boi, the Groom! Is it too early for Cheese Wafers? Indiana Jonez Ball Size of Death. You ate beeeeeeeees?! Horrifying, educational entertainment! Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/783093838-scott-johnson-27-tms-1900-coughy-filter.mp3
TMS 1898: Nickelmouth and Smashback
Published: Mon, 23 Mar 2020
Description: Brian sneaks in a vibrator. Drunk Riker: Fact or Fiction? Unprotected X. The further South you go, the less you feel them. Time To Eat Those Racist Leftovers. Gun Inquisitor Returns. DESTROY THEM WITH SLEEP GAS! Don't Eat Fruit Before You Pound Stones. Only Best Friends Can Take Your Stuff. Those Chinese Koreans. Turn Based Restaurant. I'll take a hamburger and a copy of the latest Spiderman issue. Don't Have Unprotected X. Ice ice something something EDITION! Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/781668571-scott-johnson-27-tms-1898-nickelmouth-and-smashback.mp3
TMS 1899: Quaranteens
Published: Tue, 24 Mar 2020
Description: Coronials. Waiter, There's A Condom In My To-Go Bag! Help Everyone Refill Bongs. The Tiger King is a cheetah, right? Maybe This Isn't As Easy As We Thought. Stress eating through the pandemic. My nuts were brimming. Dog Drone now with Poop Claw. Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make! Brian's Bellagio Fountain Head. I don't like Eco Beeeeeees. You Can't Rebuild The Dead People. Willy water weenie willy wonders. Drunks and Stoner Hoarding. Making Things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/782391343-scott-johnson-27-tms-1899-quaranteens.mp3
TMS 1896: Remember to Lick and Subscribe
Published: Tue, 17 Mar 2020
Description: Your Socially Distant Friends. He Died As He Lived, Touching His Face. Olden Gate Bridge. Nose to Butt. We'll All Alone Together. Put the Pho on the counter and no one gets hurt. Brian's Hole is filled. Address the Elephant in the Room... and Stroke it's Trunk. taste like fart on a flower. Two Kabillion-katrillion Dollars. Mayor Outlaw and the Potato Mystery. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/777716383-scott-johnson-27-tms-1896-remember-to-lick-and-subscribe.mp3
TMS 1895: I Would Taste Your Pie
Published: Mon, 16 Mar 2020
Description: Shooting Is Archery, But With A Gun. Tiny Balls and Tiny Bikinis. Pick That Fruit Before It Rots. Scott Johnson and the Shuttlecocks. Drink Toiletpaper, It Runs Right Through You. Fresh, Hot, and Topless Dominoes. What About Bob Syndrome. Mrs Thanos takes the kids to the movies. Smear it Around in May. Please tip your hazmat driver generously. A snap means sheâs serious. My Seed? Good Luck. Open Sewage Hole. Lapping with a little person. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/777128443-scott-johnson-27-tms-1895-i-would-taste-your-pie.mp3
TMS 1894: The First Disease Spread By Jazz Hands
Published: Thu, 12 Mar 2020
Description: Do or Doughnut, There Is No Try. Utah, stop spreading your Jazz all over. Let them eat Ramen. A Finite Amount Of Clay. Hey kids! We're going camping at the WalMart! Glazed and dangerous. There is a camel toe on his neck! Teenage Mutant Ninja Sadness. Rob a hatchet store with a box of donuts. Isn't There a September Song Called September-something? Dude went all Tetris On Himself. Tom Hanks new movie...Catch Coronavirus if you Can. Dentists Don't Move With You. The One about Coitus. Everyone is touching the pin Balls. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/775045015-scott-johnson-27-tms-1894-the-first-disease-spread-by-jazz-hands.mp3
TMS 1893: GORBIT!
Published: Wed, 11 Mar 2020
Description: Bunko: Cards, Dice, and Spoon. Playing Pinball Like Liberacce. Franklin Delorean Roosevent. Take the K Car to the Soda Shop for Penny Candies. Winning All The Toilet Paper At The Craps Table. I CAN believe it's bug butter. Ray Liotta in a penis commercial. Who Milks The Cockroaches?! Ode to lemon tree. Greyish Liquid, Smooth and Convincing. E3 Pulls Out Prematurely. Cutting cheese and stuffing the bra. Alita Coffee Filter Battle Angel. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/774457267-scott-johnson-27-tms-1893-gorbit.mp3
TMS 1892: The White Soul Plane
Published: Tue, 10 Mar 2020
Description: Brian isn't high enough. Soft Clay or Creme Brulee. Gimme a Jill Sandwich. Use your Knuckle not your Finger. Discounted Hotel Room. The Horse band with no name. Richard was a Dick. Scott plays the living dship out of no man's sky. Little Hammond Squeeze. Do podcasters have brains? Because, I, like really like to know. Super means next... right? Your state is filled with all kinds of viruses. Making things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/773812393-scott-johnson-27-tms-1892-the-white-soul-plane.mp3
TMS 1891: Don't Touch Your Hands
Published: Mon, 09 Mar 2020
Description: Can You Smell What The Rock is Wiping? Running Around With Her Tens Forward! Wasn't there a group of Giants called There Will be Something? One size fits Johnson. Covered up her Guynan. Mermaid Pants. NYSE Sorting Hat. Thanks, Malort! Beggars Can Be Choosers. Dwayne Johnson Won't Wipe Your Butt. There's Thirty Companies That You Can Get. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/773274331-scott-johnson-27-tms-1891-dont-touch-your-hands.mp3
TMS 1890: Tyre Fyre Fest
Published: Thu, 05 Mar 2020
Description: IT'S A CRAPPY MEAL! BAMF for Your Pringles. A Little Bit Of A Soft Reset. Softened Stool Reset. Fisting my sandwich, for sanitary reasons. Good Grief Charlie Schultz. Burgers, Boogers, and Beyond. Finish the snake job. Flying Shoe, Hidden ice. County Bear Jamoree Fashion Show. Gilligan's Jungle Cruise. Sweat vetting. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/771300859-scott-johnson-27-tms-1890-tyre-fyre-fest.mp3
TMS 1889: Misinflammation
Published: Wed, 04 Mar 2020
Description: The F Is For Feet! The faster you pedal the faster your taint goes. Give the kids a big box of POT. Bill Got Scott IN THE MOOD! We Have No Idea What We're Doing. Solomon Grundy: Bizarro without the Charm. We're Solid Out! VR Boner pills. Hangry Hangry Hippos. EFF Murray Abraham. drizzling down from Washington. Hi im Less Sweaty, and we have the weather at the 5's and 10s. F-F-F Fold Corona. You don't want to be cleaning up the bloody poop. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/770760148-scott-johnson-27-tms-1889-misinflammation.mp3
TMS 1888: Super Fat Taco Tuesday 64
Published: Tue, 03 Mar 2020
Description: I Can't Force-Quit You!! Vasectomy Smells Like Chicken. The Theme From Hot Topic. Yeast & Hops Infection. The Best Of Us & The Worst Of Us. YouTube Will NEVER Find That One. almost Joe Pesci. Brad Hazard: Super Action Man. Your Kazooie Won't be Able to Play the Banjo. Ibbotts's Chicken Wraps: There's Many Flavors That You Can Get. Schrodinger's Can. Scott Violates Kim's HIPAA Again. A lil baboon wezzy. Proof is in the pissing. Making things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/770213944-scott-johnson-27-tms-1888-super-fat-taco-tuesday-64.mp3
TMS 1887: A Gerbil Named Tungsten
Published: Mon, 02 Mar 2020
Description: Silicon is for BOOBIES! Walking out with the Farts and the Meat Sweats. Ever Squeezed a Capacitor? When crap goes down, Kim's got Heroin. Affair Between an Arm Pit and a Dead Person. Dunaway Pinched off a Win. Full Admiral Ackbar Spacing. Kimchi: Rotten on Purpose. The Unintelligible Brad Pitt. Two Fingers Larry Potato Face. Inquisitor Frong. Give him a li'l bit o the ol' Double Bubble. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/769641859-scott-johnson-27-tms-1887-a-gerbil-named-tungsten.mp3
TMS 1886: A Disappointing French Dip
Published: Thu, 27 Feb 2020
Description: Knives Out, Boobs Out. Rack Off ya Nutbag. I Am Familiar With Both Officers And Gentlemen. Habit Burger, Monkey Style. Party Up Front, Pika In The Back! Learning to unhook a bra from your mother. Adorable Existential Dread. Bill Up The Road Got Drunk And Punched A Chicken. The Johnsons should stay away from Johnson and Johnson products. Australian trivia... No rules, just right. Meat Juice Saturation. Riding That Tylenol High. Trivial Things! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/767541913-scott-johnson-27-tms-1886-a-disappointing-french-dip.mp3
TMS 1885: Monkeys are not math
Published: Wed, 26 Feb 2020
Description: Nobody Puts Baby in the Donut Hole. Waste Management Claw Machine. Periodic Table of Adobe Elements. Three Suge Night. Brie Like The Cheese. Dropping the occasional Shit. Tripping Over The Low-Hanging Fruit. Beads for Boobs. Eliminate The Drunk Dude By The Wedding Cake. Can You Teach Me How to Dougie Huggie? Low-hanging Flutes. She Made A Community On Cameo. I don't have a problem with a little white baby. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/766951843-scott-johnson-27-tms-1885-monkeys-are-not-math.mp3
TMS 1884: Beebis & Buff-Head
Published: Tue, 25 Feb 2020
Description: If your boner lasts more than 4 hours contact your sherpa. Did You Climb Mt. Everest or Just Happy to See me? Massively Offended by the Kerning. Jury with the Trump FastPass. Scott to Granny 4. Putting Out An A. P. Bee! What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Bee? Build-a-Bear Presidential Election. JuRY, Not Funded By Billionaires. Valerian and the Thousand Jupiters Ascending. Peeing On Everything To Protect it. Jesus Hates the Eagles. Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/766441804-scott-johnson-27-tms-1884-beebis-buff-head.mp3
TMS 1883: Two Men, One Flush
Published: Mon, 24 Feb 2020
Description: Maple Three-Way? That Sounds Sticky. The bass on these airpods is amazing! Rock out with your Yacht out. Mommy my ears itch. It IS tricky. Arbys! We Taze the Meat! The Human Who Was Nick. Shimmy pants, but no pudding. Nobody Talks About Mute City. Another Stripper, Sorry, Another Shopper. Koopa Poopa Toop. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/765871885-scott-johnson-27-tms-1883-two-men-one-flush.mp3
TMS 1882: I'm Wearing a Pair of Pants Today
Published: Thu, 20 Feb 2020
Description: The lovechild of Stephen Baldwin and Mr. Clean. I don't give no poops on a plane. You got some 'splaining to do Loose Fur. I need Five Guys Meat in Me! His business is getting smaller. Like A Dolphin Below The Neck. That time in Mexico wasn't my fault. When They Say Kids, They Mean Idiot Teenagers. Glazed up like a grease monkey. Tom Merritt Clamato Fart. 1/2 Dozen Aaron Carters. Min/Maxing Animal Crossing. Broccoli Didn't Exist Until 2017. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/763878823-scott-johnson-27-tms-1882-im-wearing-a-pair-of-pants-today.mp3
TMS 1881: 1 Million Moms suck at counting
Published: Wed, 19 Feb 2020
Description: Takitti Wakki. Mythological Facism. Only 984,000 Short of a Million. Turmoil in the Turd box. Snort The Outrage. Never Seen Anyone Doing It Backwards. Our Moonsies Are In Synch. Whatever you do, don't make fun of Hitler. Shoes flying off. The height of comedy. Billy Ketchup. Toilet Paper Supplies Wiped Clean. Jason Basement. Two Jon Voights. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/763320082-scott-johnson-27-tms-1801-1-million-moms-suck-at-counting.mp3
TMS 1880: No Leftover Jerky
Published: Tue, 18 Feb 2020
Description: The Do-Me Decimal System. THERE! ARE! FOUR! FACES! G-string juice. The disclosure you're about to read is a product of poor QA. Good Morning Patch Adams Awakening! I have no self control when it comes to beef products. Can't be Australian, No Shelia or Bruce. The Tragically MC Gainy Hips. The Medicine Man gets into the 16th Street Walker. Wasn't There A Movie About Dead Poet Something? Washing Chinese Dong. Scott's back end is a little bitter. Robert Pattinson. Ol' Crayon Breath. A Perfectly Symmetrical Foot. Making things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/762784114-scott-johnson-27-tms-1880-no-leftover-jerky.mp3
TMS 1879: Happy Presidence Day!
Published: Mon, 17 Feb 2020
Description: Fries, ribbed for her pleasure. Government Adjacent. Is There A Show Called Battlestar Something? Candy Crushing that Dooker. Crazy Neighbor Has A Lot To Answer For! Sniff the shirt, or be present, never both. Full Frontal Nightcrawler. That Wasn't A Real Barf, THANK GOODNESS. FreeHotelRoom Connection! Explaining how men's rooms work. Remember the Titus. Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/762247792-scott-johnson-27-tms-1879-happy-presidence-day.mp3
TMS 1878: Title Kittens
Published: Thu, 13 Feb 2020
Description: Girlscout Safe-Room. the problem with WWII was that they kept records. Tabaccformers vs Vapecons. The Proof of our Union. More Tar Than Human. I find you very keen, Wa. THERE! ARE! SIX! TENNIS! BALLS! Every Finn Could Kick Your Butt. Mountain Lion: The Other, Other, Other White Meat. There's a reason we have hair down there. Ted Cruz's staff likes porn. Free Vitamin T&A to Combat Coronavirus. Swimming in Your Own Gravy. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/760064944-scott-johnson-27-tms-1878-title-kittens.mp3
TMS 1877: Strafanger Danger
Published: Wed, 12 Feb 2020
Description: I Ride It Naked. I'm Gonna Jam this Mic Up My Own Butt. Free Canadian Hotel Room. With Flies Wide Opened. Don't talk to Strafangers. Doggy toots before the Poots. The condiment must come from a man. Loser Loser Something Chooser. Whip out your Flip phone, its kind of a big deal! Christian Mingle: The Movie. What happened to Jared? Did he die? Tom's Tech Time. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/759458434-scott-johnson-27-tms-1877-strafanger-danger.mp3
TMS 1876: Pete-O, Like Neat-O!
Published: Tue, 11 Feb 2020
Description: Ohiowa. She has a Barf Name. This is Madness! This. Is. A-SPERTA-ME!!! The Chopsticks of gifs. I Cough on Your Spider-Man! Discordant Utah Jazz. Scent of a Judd. Only film behind Bill. Losing goldfish listeners. World of Valerin Megabladder. Dudes are Gross!! Freaky Little Pirate Guy. muckbangs Bancocks and more. Making Things with Bill! Fireside chat with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/758918533-scott-johnson-27-tms-1876-pete-o-like-neat-o.mp3
TMS 1875: ASCII your Doctor
Published: Mon, 10 Feb 2020
Description: A little tug and a pull. How's The Vividness Of Their Menu? Edith Rice Pilaf. Hardcore Christian Dude Lady. Nude Live Eels. A crowbar for your back. Unusable Knobs. Number One, Time for Number Two. You Can Bet Your Bottom Ruble on It. 500 Days of Summerplace. More Rella, Less Barbara. An Athiest Film? Nobody Prayers! Get that center tooth fixed with all that cash. Spider-Man Peter's Out. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/758330965-scott-johnson-27-tms-1875-ascii-your-doctor.mp3
TMS 1874: The Crystal Light Entity
Published: Thu, 06 Feb 2020
Description: Lubricant, Sprite and Chicken Alfredo. It's Not Unusual For Your Lizard to be Still. Sometimes You're The Chicken, Sometimes You're The Can. Phoenix = Hell. Splenda's Just Diarrhea. Zoe Needs A Whole Pig. I guess I have a ham in the fridge. The Fitsburgh Firates. DON'T BESMIRCH GWENNETH! Use to like the Mountain Dew, now it tastes like toes. ANGRY ANNUS! Every time ive mated, ive had to move. Don't Vodka Brian's Melon. Just Pee on Adults. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/756204556-scott-johnson-27-tms-1874-the-crystal-light-entity.mp3
TMS 1873: There's No L In Bolth
Published: Wed, 05 Feb 2020
Description: The Haunting Of Jonah Hill House. The Cat Whoso Sitteth In Coverville's Lap Shall Be Crowned King! The Only Turd On Scott's Desk. Gotta Go Home And Feed The Caucasus. He's Wearing 35 Coats. Harvey Keitel's Big Weiner. Errant Sunflower Seeds Gone the Way of the Fall. Skorts.tv, For All Your Skort Film Needs. Battlesnake Galactica. Obi Wan Has The HIGHER Ground. Theres Gorillas in our Mists! Tom's Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/755608165-scott-johnson-27-tms-1873-theres-no-l-in-bolth.mp3
TMS 1872: Four Beef-and-Cheddar Pileup
Published: Tue, 04 Feb 2020
Description: Emotional Support Yeast. Ukulele The Force, Luke! KFC - Check out our Breasts! Donate Your Body To Cat Science. Testicles Fell Off and Rolled Down the Hall. Employees must burn their genitals before returning to work. Don't Get Chilli Powder In Your Chamber. Conduit for the Meats. Blood and Horsey Sauce Everywhere. My Brother was a Can of Whoopass. Good Morning Stream in the News This Morning Welcome Back. Things an alcoholic would say for 200, Alex. I Can Feel It Throbbing Right Here. Would You Give Baby Hitler The Corona Virus? This Burger Is As Juicy As My Brain! Making things with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/755004502-scott-johnson-27-tms-1872-four-beef-and-cheddar-pileup.mp3
TMS 1871: How Smelly is your Resin
Published: Mon, 03 Feb 2020
Description: The couch is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE! The Johnson is Unpulled. Surprisingly Little Nudity. A plastic lake of mold and condoms. Couch Is My Safe Word. Theres ALWAYS trouble at stop 5. Brian's Easy to Draw. Who's The Baked Potato? It's not the size, its the distance. New Nintendo Switch Lite XL Mini. Fred and Can Canon. Worth it for the JLO. just a few nipples strewn about. Lots of Halftime Hips being thrusted. Brimley tweets? Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/754490446-scott-johnson-27-tms-1871-how-smelly-is-your-resin.mp3
TMS 1870: Finger it to Loop it
Published: Thu, 30 Jan 2020
Description: Ostrich Porn aka Spice Girls. All the Nasty Shit Lives Underground. Spoiler, All Answers Are Crocodile Dundee. It's Australian, Ya Stupid Bugger. Grabbing Animals in My Bra. Naked and Void of Poop. We be stupid for free. Don't Poop in the Deprivation Chamber. Wendy's in there somewhere. Salt Bath Tube and a Tarp. Don't Pinch and Zoom on Paper. You still have to finger it. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/752280637-scott-johnson-27-tms-1870-finger-it-to-loop-it.mp3
TMS 1869: The Cheapest Thing You Can Do In Vegas
Published: Wed, 29 Jan 2020
Description: Grizzly Spagnolo. Everything is Money and Penis. Gleep Glop You are NOT the father! Fire Chicken Dinosaur. She Has Simpsons Lips. Huffing On Strawberry Short Cake. Give us more Bung duck doo movies please! Is David Tenant even Scottish? Because I really wanted to know. Some little fat girl in Iowa is gonna be the next Mozart. Tell Your Husband I Meant It As A Compliment. Pictures of succulents go on Android. Tom's Tech Time. Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/751643902-scott-johnson-27-tms-1869-the-cheapest-thing-you-can-do-in-vegas.mp3
TMS 1866: Hanson Vs Predator Vs Alien
Published: Wed, 22 Jan 2020
Description: Carter's Cat is in a Better Place. Bumblenuts, Peen of Glandular. Criminal Credit, What's in your Wallet? You've Gotta Be Pimping Me! Strippers, Sports Bars & iTunes. Whittling My Vocal Cords Down. Bearhug from a Hobo. Do you wanna take the whole weiner schnittzle in your mouth at once? Any TMS listeners out there that are deaf with no arms?? Wanna Peel My Banana? Scott's voice is now as deep as that woman's on The Expanse. Potassium All Up In It. Smurfette didn't have pants. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/747708580-scott-johnson-27-tms-1866-hanson-vs-predator-vs-alien.mp3
TMS 1865: Hide The Girlpower
Published: Tue, 21 Jan 2020
Description: Gaga Peen. Rode My Chevy With Eugene Levy But Schitt's Creek Was Dry. Where's The Mom Levy?? Permanent Hollywood Canadian Couples. The cranky guy who is my stepfather, I guess. Gal Bladder processes DIM SUM! Near Future or Alternate Present? Every Johnson Poops. Deaf, dumb and pornless. He went wee-wee-wee all the way down. I want to give birth to a young french boy named Pierre! Big Marbly Dark Balls. Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/747164326-scott-johnson-27-tms-1865-hide-the-girlpower.mp3
TMSPM 1863: The Cat Is In The Bottle
Published: Fri, 17 Jan 2020
Description: TMS PM, now cheaper than a two-dollar hooker. Gknee in a Bottle. Scott's Pen is Bigger. Peacock tastes like fancy chicken. My Mouth Says Chocolate But my Balls Say Chicken. How Short Do You Think This Table Is?! If It's Blue, What's The Matter With You? Daughter Migration. Pen Talk: The Core of Podcasting. Please Use The Toilet When The Power Is Out. a bear on the strip. App Time! Your twitter questions and more, on this edition of TMSPM!
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/745236916-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1863-the-cat-is-in-the-bottle.mp3
TMS 1862: Percent Pageantry
Published: Thu, 16 Jan 2020
Description: There was an old Frogpants that swallowed a spider. Amazon Prime Minister. Big Wet Sloppy Seaweed. Insertion Therapy. Them dukes are at it again. Don't Purple That Nurple. Trumpsplaining. Taffy Nose Waxing. I Don't Know What it is, But It's Moving. Gesticulating in my Mouth. Frequent Flotter Miles. If you Wrote it Right I wouldn't have you do it. Ba Ba, Belch Sheep. A Little Something Extra Went In There. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/744522697-scott-johnson-27-tms-1862-999-pageantry.mp3
TMS 1860: POW! SMACK! SHRIVEL!
Published: Tue, 14 Jan 2020
Description: We'll Be Humping By Tomorrow. No Jigsaw Puzzle, No Harvey's Bristol Cream and No Lt Yar!! Falling In Love With A Pork Bun. More Dude than Vampire. Spock Finger Crotch papercut. There's Something Wrong With That Cat! The Third Member of the Dynamic Duo. My Turkish Towels bring all the boys to the yard!! Klobucharizard Throws A Book, It's Very Effective! Resin Lung and Foamer's Disease. Coverville has purple goo in his beard. No Chicken Feet Just Give Me the Meat. Tina's Two Drink Maximum. The Impossipuzzle. Making things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/743453449-scott-johnson-27-tms-1860-pow-smack-shrivel.mp3
TMSPM 1858: The Morning Steamer
Published: Fri, 10 Jan 2020
Description: Brian takes a stripper to work. Don't Show the Black Hole to Your Kid. Did she smell nice? Viagra: May Cause Drowsiness. It's barely bigger than my nose. Do you have anything for a throbbing testicle? Scott Violates His Own HIPPA. I don't know how you get that hammered at a Walmart. Dan Dan the Table Top Man and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/741575149-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1858-the-morning-steamer.mp3
TMS 1852: Voight Dreams May Come
Published: Tue, 31 Dec 2019
Description: Butter Gajicks. Schindler's Little Helper. Basic Public Education English. OK, Biodome. Please Ask Your Wife To Put Away Her Smoke Box. Sucking it, holding it, wearing it. Huffing on Vanilla Cheese Delight. Nipple Deep In Season 2. Drunk Bush Girls. One of the good Harveys. Red Headed Little Ginger Man. Zac Efron, He's a man, right? Stand Next To Me on the Subway, Mr. Urine Farmer! Making Things With Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/736404172-scott-johnson-27-tms-voight-dreams-may-come.mp3
TMSPM 1846: Maybe Not Hairy Something
Published: Fri, 13 Dec 2019
Description: Have you emotionally scarred your dog today? Can't say Jew. Only When He Whips It. 25 days of cheese. U Isn't For Up Your Bum. Bring Your Penis Pencil. Real Ass Stormtrooper Waffle. Grandma needs her advent calendar. Dan Dan the Occasionally not table top man. Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/727551856-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1846-maybe-not-hairy-something.mp3
TMS 1840: A lot of Borka Borka going on
Published: Thu, 05 Dec 2019
Description: Stock Piled French Fries under the Car Seat. Listen Up You Miserable Little Bunch Of Pissmeyers!! There's Some Kim Sauce On It. Gidget is the Mandalorian. Ricardo Montalkhan. Wendi With An I, Like A Hooker Or A Stripper, Or Like A Barbie. Manatuba, the brass section of Canada. Never Trust the Yogurt Soda. Echo Leader, We've Got A Thing With The Deal. Mountainous Bust. Its Not a Potato Drop. May a disease commonly associated with potatoes be upon you. Eating Chives in the Rock Garden. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/723259828-scott-johnson-27-tms-1840-a-lot-of-borka-borka-going-on.mp3
TMSPM 1828: No Brother for Old Men
Published: Fri, 15 Nov 2019
Description: The Wolfman has nards. I only name my cats after space hookers. Does The Little Plus Body Do Anything For You? Lose weight by amputating your butt. Teaching a Secret Class Farter. Half My Brain is Dead. Azmodan was Dan's wresting name in high school. Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/713499985-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1828-no-brother-for-old-men.mp3
TMS 1819: The Moan and Scream
Published: Thu, 31 Oct 2019
Description: Vladimir Poutine. The Dodgy Tobacconist On The Side. The Fighting Jews of Arvada. Poutine Or Frys With Junk On Them? Don't Be Afraid to Make It Thai Hot. My Finishing Move Was The Dodgy Blunt Roller. Almost Danny, But Shaggy Instead. Poutine Poppers from Canadian Chili's. Camel did nothing wrong! Amy, Gidget and more, on this episode of The Morning Stream
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/705993664-scott-johnson-27-tms-1819-the-moan-and-scream.mp3
TMS 1817: Struggling With Total Recall
Published: Mon, 28 Oct 2019
Description: Sorry About The Limp Biscuit. Long Story Short: She Died. I'm Going To Bluto's. Transitioning to Golden Boogers. Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone were considered for the roles of hosts of TMS. Risa, The Bouncy Planet. I Don't have a Chicken in This Fight. Nobody Puts Data in the Drawer. On Fire Means I Love You. Isn't there a Truman called Something Capote. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/703233109-scott-johnson-27-tms-1817-struggling-with-total-recall.mp3
TMS 1814: Idiots Do Idioms
Published: Wed, 23 Oct 2019
Description: The Fart Is In The Hot Dog Water. Pissed on a rose from a plane. Get Your Jizz Jazz Together. Who's the Hung Guy? Give me five minutes to deal with my crone. A Little Revenge Never Hurt Nobody. ATM...... Oooh THAT! Uncle Doctor Boswell Protection Service. Barrels and Bananas and might involve a Tie. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/700643707-scott-johnson-27-tms-1814-idiots-do-idioms.mp3
TMS 1813: There's A Red On-Air Light On This Thing!
Published: Tue, 22 Oct 2019
Description: The Mitt Puppets. Is that a red light on top of that thing? Can I have The Dude? Is that a red light on top of that thing? Dipping your Sack to Make something Wonderful. Is that a red light on top of that thing? A Quandary of Ethical Proportions. Is that a red light on top of that thing? Chin to Neck Definition. Making Red Lights on Things with Bill. Red Light Jury Duty and More on this red light episode of the morning red light stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/700150624-scott-johnson-27-tms-1813-theres-a-red-on-air-light-on-this-thing.mp3
TMS 1812: Metal Gear Salad
Published: Mon, 21 Oct 2019
Description: Chronic Oscarbator. Point The Rocket Upwards For Space. Six Shooter Yosamite. Thou Shall Not Put Mayo on Ramen. Is Bunny Bread a Cat? That Puppy's Not Ripe Yet. Have we sent Cate Blanchett into space yet? You Like Stormtroopers Like I Like Spider-Man. Call now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/699628684-scott-johnson-27-tms-1812-metal-gear-salad.mp3
TMS 1808: Pot Calling the Kettle Meth
Published: Tue, 15 Oct 2019
Description: Don't Kiss Me, I Smell Like Dog Fart. She Liked It.... She Thinks. Straight Metal, Gay Rubber. Nibbling Around The Top And The Bottom of the Cylinder! Talking Politics Through A Pillow. I'm Tired Of These MFing Snakes On My MFing Back! Trippin' On Sesame Street. I Put Salt on Steak... and Some Other Things. Making things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/696194041-scott-johnson-27-tms-1808-pot-calling-the-kettle-meth.mp3
TMS 1807: Do The Eggs Match the Lobes?
Published: Mon, 14 Oct 2019
Description: Meet the Jokers. Portly Paultry Poultry Scientist. Paltry Foul CW Scientist only digs hot chicks. Johnson & Johnson & Jansen. You, Your Johnson, and Eight Billion Dollars in Damages. Bumperhug the Guy in Front. Show us a real pig New York Post! Pushing Picard's Buttons. Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/695578297-scott-johnson-27-tms-1807-do-the-eggs-match-the-lobes.mp3
TMS 1805: Your Hot Tub is Without HONOR!
Published: Thu, 10 Oct 2019
Description: Mist is Liquid Dust. I Hope They Were Pasties. Entertaining Butthole. You Took My Banana! You Ate My Termites! There's even white guys on the team. This is my Walkin' Around Oscar. Doggerito Effigy on a raft of Oreo. Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Charles Manson, the Dude from the 60s. Laziest preacher tongue. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/693855430-scott-johnson-27-tms-1805-your-hot-tub-is-without-honor.mp3
TMS 1800: Macaroni Krill
Published: Thu, 03 Oct 2019
Description: Full On Tutu Business. Charcuterie Necklaces. Double Date with a Gay. Get In Line, Ariel. 30 tiny little white women in a spanish production. Take Out Your Hat Box Garbage. The Beer Soaked Crazy Neighbor Experience. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/690559042-scott-johnson-27-tms-1800-macaroni-krill.mp3
TMS 1799: Donkey Hotay
Published: Wed, 02 Oct 2019
Description: Cursed With A Harry Johnson. Names You Mispronounce from People Your Used to Like. It is a Dung Beetle, and That's Not a Pinball. Rappertights. I Only Have One Kind Of Blood! Big Bulgey Unit Packages. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/690046102-scott-johnson-27-tms-1799-donkey-hotay.mp3
TMS 1793: How to Drain Your Dragon
Published: Mon, 23 Sep 2019
Description: Hitler was a Sauerkraut. Pulling Asia Out of Your Butt. Sonny Bignuts, Private Eye. Bristol and Potatoe Palin. This Is What Happens When The Second To Last Blockbuster Closes. No one wants your damn ocean lemons! Knicker? I Barely Knew Her. Octobots vs Fishticons. Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/685625803-scott-johnson-27-tms-1793-how-to-drain-your-dragon.mp3
TMSPM 1792: Dingle Your Dongle
Published: Fri, 20 Sep 2019
Description: All about that D-Pad! What's that handkerchief called that you wear around your neck? There Is No Missing Episode. Two Moons, Wrapped Around Another Moon. OBVIOUSLY The Switch Purchase Was For Business Purposes. You Want The Long One Or The Short One? Which is the better floss, dental or butt? App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/684365853-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1792-dingle-your-dongle.mp3
TMS 1789: To Bounce A Creditor
Published: Tue, 17 Sep 2019
Description: Emotional Support Clown. Spriggen is a perfectly cromulent word. Warhol, The Lost Ninja Turtle. SECRET INGREDIENT: DIPPIN DOTS! You Down With UTC, Yeah You Know Me! Scott Wants to Get Rid of 90% of his Inches. Making Things With Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/682463903-scott-johnson-27-tms-1788-to-bounce-a-creditor.mp3
TMS 1788: Spock was never president
Published: Mon, 16 Sep 2019
Description: Tons of Canadian Geese but only Two Frasier Cranes. I relish ketching up on The Mustard Stream. New Girl: Beyond Thunderdome. I Want A Tree With Adequate Privacy. Voluptuous Hair Around the Hole. Shove it up your butt to keep from having babies. Don't Not Let No One Pick Your Bum. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/681927464-scott-johnson-27-tms-1788-spock-was-never-president.mp3
TMS 1786: We Called Him Split Pee
Published: Thu, 12 Sep 2019
Description: Morris Day and the Balsamic Thyme Reduction. A Plant with 100 Penises. Moles with Greek People Attached. Please Include Grandma's Foot. I don't Taste the Food, I just Eat the Food. My Father is Mister Doctor Pants! A Plant with 100 Penises. Silent thinkers aren't serial killers, sometimes their just thinking. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/680150267-scott-johnson-27-tms-1786-we-called-him-split-pee.mp3
TMS 1785: Iron Chef 7-11
Published: Wed, 11 Sep 2019
Description: Hiding Behind The Glört-Glört. Gun-Toting Drunk Uranium Snake With Arms! The Real Human Stuff Is Expensive. Babble Royale, Come Out And Plaaaaay! If At First You Don't Succeed, Rob Your Own Store 29 More Times! A Briefcase Full Of Human Teeth. Cold ankled Hookers. Ketchup Now, Mustard Later. A Very Sensitive Button. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/679650122-scott-johnson-27-tms-1785-iron-chef-7-11.mp3
TMS 1784: Mad Max: Beyond Palindrome
Published: Tue, 10 Sep 2019
Description: Everything Is Wet Down There. Implied Cable Boobs. A Banana Is Always The Solution. The News brought to you by a tangent. How Much Plastic In Plastic Surgery? Fancy People Don't Press F5. When I Go, Don't Bury Me, Just Decriminate Me. Making Things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/679164099-scott-johnson-27-tms-1784-mad-max-beyond-palindrome.mp3
TMSPM 1782: Jagged Little Tooth
Published: Fri, 06 Sep 2019
Description: There are Four Lights *crash* now Three Lights! Bottom Bottom Bottom Bottom Bottom, Top Top Top Top Top. Purple Paper People Eater. In the Event of a Water Landing, Please Find Gloomhaven Under Your Seat. Fire up the Pharm Signal. Propane and Propane Addicts. Cat Man Gitus. Take Poo and Call Me in the Morning. Dan Dan The Table Top Man and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/677410377-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1782-jagged-little-tooth.mp3
TMS 1781: Allergic to Grills
Published: Thu, 05 Sep 2019
Description: Brian Whips Out His Wand. Kim Gets Dipped In Mustard. I didnt get nuts, I got Spiderman socks. He's got the whole alphabet...in his name. Doth Protest Meat Too Much. Suspenders Keeps his Junk in Place. I'm Sensing some Picklage in Here. There's a Floater in the Mustard. Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/676753920-scott-johnson-27-tms-1781-allergic-to-grills.mp3
TMS 1780: STOP! Hammer Crime!
Published: Wed, 04 Sep 2019
Description: All Of The Weirdos Are On Discord Now.... We're On There too! Keeping The Good Stuff In Your Butt! This Was Cheese, Five Stars. THIS GUY IS RIDDIKULUS! Waiting for the Great Creamy Peen. Not The Ugly Brother. How to lose your husband in texas in 5 days. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/676291079-scott-johnson-27-tms-1780-stop-hammer-crime.mp3
TMS 1779: Low Hanging Codpiece
Published: Tue, 03 Sep 2019
Description: Those Aussies Make Awesome Blonde Ladies. Then You Shall Receive No Chicken, No Sandwich, and No Magical Mystery Sauce! Scott hates the Smell of Lou Dobs in the Morning. Chicken Poop burns the Chicken Coop. Kim with a Burly Makes it Feminine. Air Supply all Love and Casey is all about the boogie. Making Things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/675739931-scott-johnson-27-tms-1779-low-hanging-codpiece.mp3
TMS 1777: Fully-Furnished Hellholes
Published: Thu, 29 Aug 2019
Description: Full Of Bongs and Porn. Driving Miss Coverville. Everyone's Got a Little Peter in Their Brain. Frickity Poop Stickers! That's Not a Cigarette, THIS is a Cigarette. She's A Maniac.... Wait.... Is She A Maniac? We Want the Real Cancer-Causing Agents. Forest Gump even had Dirty Dancing. How much underlayment is in the butter sculpture? Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/672859643-scott-johnson-27-tms-1777-fully-furnished-hellholes.mp3
TMS 1776: Scorswayze is not new!
Published: Wed, 28 Aug 2019
Description: The swallowing is the hardest part. Please Hold the Drips and Snot. Everybody Ends Up in Playboy at Some Point. Lollapalooza for the Overly-Pierced and Tattooed. A crap ton of brightly colored vomit. Crickets may be delegated in transit. Diaper Full Of Whatever You Need. Vandoodled! Making Money moves. I've been doing all these guys in their 70's. Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/672278933-scott-johnson-27-tms-1776-scorswayze-is-not-new.mp3
TMS 1775: I'm Callin' For Frogpaints
Published: Tue, 27 Aug 2019
Description: Rusty Harden will get you off. My memory of her nipples is still strong. Powder in your Banana. This mystery can bite me in the hole. If You Bump Your Liquid In Space, It Goes Forever! Throwing turkeys is in The Crying Game. Squirting Brown Zunes. Can you pass me a towel, i just got out of the Septic Tank? Making Things With Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/671792111-scott-johnson-27-tms-1775-im-callin-for-frogpaints.mp3
TMS 1774: Sex Pig Laser Attack
Published: Mon, 26 Aug 2019
Description: R2-BigUnit. Infinite Cosmic Uterus, Itty Bitty Living Space. One Lump Under a Fridge. Muligan Rat! Lay That Steak On My Face. If the Hamlet water wheel is rockin’ don’t come a’ knockin’. Sunscreen, bug spray, and always wear a condom. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/671268347-scott-johnson-27-tms-1774-sex-pig-laser-attack.mp3
TMS 1772: They Didn't Come Out Of her Face
Published: Wed, 21 Aug 2019
Description: The sandwich was a baby. Hi, I'm Bill and I'm addicted to cantaloupe. They Speak Cheetah In Greece. Is Ketchup A Smoothie Because I Like Really Wanted To Know. Even Space Has A Car! Everything Within Walking Distance For Jesus. Deep Dop Dorp with Sam Jackson. Mikey didn't die from spider eggs. Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/669056333-scott-johnson-27-tms-1772-they-didnt-come-out-of-her-face.mp3
TMS 1770: Tainting the Corners
Published: Mon, 19 Aug 2019
Description: Verily, volumes of vomiting Vultures. The Finer Points of Booby Traps. Matter Pooping Lad. Stick a sword in me I'm done. The USS Cheerios. No more grape fondling. Madea Takes the Bus To Jail. Matter-Eater Lad's Mom Wears Capes. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/668108984-scott-johnson-27-tms-1770-tainting-the-corners.mp3
TMS 1768: We EARN the stupid!
Published: Thu, 15 Aug 2019
Description: Petty Theft Auto. X brings it and then gives it to ya. Hilariously Racist. What do you call stealing a thing? I need to cash these chips.... Oooh Shiny! History of Must Ard. Scott Doesn't Care Enough to Fix It. The First Turn and cough. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/666268958-scott-johnson-27-tms-1768-we-earn-the-stupid.mp3
TMS 1767: Phony Guacamole!
Published: Wed, 14 Aug 2019
Description: What is the plural of penis? More than anyone expected to learn about apples. I want a new Ghostbusters, one that won't make me sick. Major Vajor. Ibbott's Miraculous All-Day Apple. Allergic to a Finger Up the Bum. That 3D printer really captured his junk. Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/665757959-scott-johnson-27-tms-1767-phony-guacamole.mp3
TMS 1763: Pink Milk is Gravy
Published: Wed, 07 Aug 2019
Description: Day-old sex rolls. Testicles in the Glove Department. Appliances That Bleep Anxiety. I DRINK YOUR HOT DOG ICE CREAM MILKSHAKE! Booze Bladder in a False Pocket. Fly, fly, fly, fly, tomatoes, and flies. Urinal Slots Jackpot Dumps. Harry Potter and the Autopayment. Tom's Tech Time. Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/662524781-scott-johnson-27-tms-1763-pink-milk-is-gravy.mp3
TMS 1761: Who's In Your Wallet
Published: Mon, 05 Aug 2019
Description: Less of a Man Burger. Wine and Cheez-It Pairings. Sherry F Truman was real. Gidget staring Mary Todd Lincoln. Don't Hydrate Your Comics. go to the store and get some fake barf. The Golden Girls Preserved in Vinyl. I'm a little greasecup, short and gross. Don't forget to add the songs! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/661528799-scott-johnson-27-tms-1761-whos-in-your-wallet.mp3
TMSPM 1760: Don't Fear the Reaper
Published: Fri, 02 Aug 2019
Description: Smells like Bacon Bits and Dispair. The Hot Stuff shouldn't be that Thick. Over 100 Years of experience, and still little to no common sense. Ice Cream Cheese Pairings. Thunderclap Headaches. New Teeth sprouting from the roof of my mouth. That's a face of a Cat with his nuts snipped. App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/660341369-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1760-dont-fear-the-reaper.mp3
TMS 1759: A Man On Each Foot
Published: Thu, 01 Aug 2019
Description: Sucking Gidgit's Digits. Satchmo Baggins. Like an Insane Person State Farm is there. Confusing My Squeeze and My Sparks. Certain Rooms For Certain Things. Uber will DRINK your milkshake. Skerrit, Not Merrit. Stop Feeling Your Oats, You'll Go Blind. Dolph You Forget About Me. Call now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/659700467-scott-johnson-27-tms-1759-a-man-on-each-foot.mp3
TMS 1758: 98% Chance Of Grasshopper Ingestion
Published: Wed, 31 Jul 2019
Description: We asked for more Tacos but they wouldn't give us any more tacos. Worry not, denizens of Vegas! I've got this! Harvey ChinDent. Pretty Darn Fast and Slightly More Furious. Having An Outdoor Moment. Come for the Wi-Fi, Stay for the complicated Toilet. Butter knife chin cleft cranking. What Do They Call Feet In France? Tom's Tech Time. Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/659128697-scott-johnson-27-tms-1758-98-chance-of-grasshopper-ingestion.mp3
TMS 1754: Invisible Pez
Published: Wed, 24 Jul 2019
Description: Crusty Blob Of Pepper. My Safeword is Crackle. Spits for the Pickle. Things that Kill Small Mario. Pizza box Drone Challenge. Bad case of PEZ cankers. Fluck Away My Floater. It's the hammer what kills you. Unfamiliar Texture in My Mouth. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/655787909-scott-johnson-27-tms-1754-invisible-pez-1.mp3
TMS 1753: That's A Wet Slap
Published: Tue, 23 Jul 2019
Description: Want To Be Snot Brothers? Just pick a knothole and put your money in there, eh? My Weiner Sleeps Six. Buzz Lightyear's Batteries Fall Out His Butt. Unauthorized Horse Dentist. Go to your room you've Ben Sassy. The World Of Fallout Smells Of Cinnamon. Making Things With Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/655328954-scott-johnson-27-tms-1753-thats-a-wet-slap.mp3
TMS 1746: Godzilla Sized Nipples
Published: Thu, 11 Jul 2019
Description: Slightly More Expensive Hotel Room. Isn't there a guy named Fats Wallaby something. Accidental Weed Cake. Freezer full of Fat Boys. Cap'n Crunch Dandruff Sammich. I'm from the country Puerto Rico. The Best Part of Wake Up, is CoverKitty in your cup! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/649690433-scott-johnson-27-tms-1746-godzilla-sized-nipples.mp3
TMS 1737: Supposed Peanut Butter Square
Published: Thu, 27 Jun 2019
Description: Undercut side crust. The curious case of Emma Bunton. Crouching Brian, Hidden Muffin. Restraint, sex, and cake. Richy Besting Face. Scott Violates his own HIPPA. Is there a band called something Spice? You can't have a conversation with a flesh light about chipoltle. Call now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/642965808-scott-johnson-27-tms-1737-supposed-peanut-butter-square.mp3
TMS 1735: Very Aggressive Wanding
Published: Tue, 25 Jun 2019
Description: Aggressive Wifi Bands. Scott Builds up Bill, Bill Builds up Nothing. James Buchanan winks from gay heaven. Don't trigger your pace maker. Always look on the bry side of life. The Dude and Buddy condition. All tacobell must pass. Making Things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/641935143-scott-johnson-27-tms-1735-very-aggressive-wanding.mp3
TMSPM 1733: Confungus
Published: Fri, 21 Jun 2019
Description: Now with 25% more cricket. 1 Star Review for Driver Shirt. Conglomerate of Podcasting Super Mutants. There's a Haggrid in my bathroom. There is No Story About Bulldog Testicles. Play the longer sausage. Disciplined By Big Pink Bat. App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/640291749-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1734-confungus.mp3
TMS 1730: Caruruoted Ortery
Published: Tue, 18 Jun 2019
Description: Carter's Monkey Island Adventure! The Gigilo Economy! 7 brides for 7 Bradys. Where's Ann B. Dead these days? We have all brands of ducks! One nipple fake steak twister. GIve peas a chance. We asked for more fish waffles. Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/638595114-scott-johnson-27-tms-1730-caruruoted-ortery.mp3
TMS 1907: Flaming Bag of Starter on the Porch
Published: Tue, 07 Apr 2020
Description: Scott wants to kiss a man to shake things up. I do like Steeeeve. Howie Mandel is wrapped in plastic. Six on the Howard Hughs Scale. No Luuuuudes. Friday Night ABC Suckfest. Check out this grenade... is there a pin in it? Declare Your Ninja Turtle! Do Men and Women Use Dishwashers Differently? Larry von Pubis aka Dick Trickle. Kettlecorn Johnson. In panda, 14 years is the age of consent. Don't squirt the Walmart lady in the eye! Making Things With Bill! That's No Panda, That's JuRY and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/793153276-scott-johnson-27-tms-1907-flaming-bag-of-starter-on-the-porch.mp3
TMS 1906: Sourdough Armpits
Published: Mon, 06 Apr 2020
Description: There have been 0 days since the last MMFR mention. Chicks. The pet you can eat. more sensitive than a tilt switch on a space invaders pinball machine. I was doing Hitler but there was no Echo. Smart Alexander from all those months ago. Power Chord Windmills. Dont touch your face with your butts yo. 6-piece Nugget Easter Pets. One guy going crazy in a white house. I will never learn not to touch my junk. Wiping Butts With Baby Chix! Feed The Starch. Wipe With The Nineties. Korean Tweeners. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/792311383-scott-johnson-27-tms-1906-sourdough-armpits.mp3
TMS 1905: Jenga pile of chairs
Published: Thu, 02 Apr 2020
Description: How Will I Restock My Balls? Apple Genius Idiots. I Plant Beeeeeeans. Does Georgia's Governor have brains because we seriously want to know. Hooking up with random tall ladies. April Snow Brings May Bite me. It Wasn't A Frisbee, It Was A Flying Disc. No Listening, No Vaccine, and No Lieutenant Yar. Brian left a trail of Jews all the way home. The Earth Just Needs A Minute! how a $5 juice became a $40 bike mount. Utah's floor is lava! Jenga Chair Tetris.Trivial Things! Wendi the Wise Therapy Crone and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/789301297-scott-johnson-27-tms-1905-jenga-pile-of-chairs.mp3
TMS 1904: Captain Friendly and His Two Pals
Published: Wed, 01 Apr 2020
Description: I watch Pornhub for the songs. The iger King. The Amazing Spidermask. My boobs are barking. Paying From His Prison Purse. Porn was better when Popper was fat. Bungholio McClunky. 1.2 On The Itch-ter Scale. The Kid's Screaming for a Cheese Stick. Barry Manilow Is Not Eric Clapton. I Swear On the Lives of the Deceased. Scotts Hyena is acting up. Pulling Groins and Throwing Sausage. See Dolly Parton's Mountains National Park. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/788509771-scott-johnson-27-tms-1904-captain-friendly-and-his-two-pals.mp3
TMS 1903: Eleben Herbs & Spices
Published: Tue, 31 Mar 2020
Description: Listening to Ancient Fletchers. SKYPE IS WITHOUT HONOR. Magneto Hand Hype Man. Magneto Gandalfini. Finger Licking Bad. Your wife lets you wear shoes in the house?! I like Your Cocking Action Sir! Laying of Hands, and Layoffs of Employees. Tasha Yar Diddling Action Figures. Don't Point That At Your Wiener. Brian Does Whatever a Spider Can. Shirts are up and pants are down. I Wanted That To Be His Real Voice. I Saw a Tiger, and the Tiger Saw a Fool. Making Things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/787737316-scott-johnson-27-tms-1903-eleben-herbs-spices.mp3
TMS 1902: Ribs for your pleasure!
Published: Mon, 30 Mar 2020
Description: Loose Ribs on the Welcome Mat. A Couple of Online Tools. Subaru Impreza, newest member of Wu Tang clan. DON'T PUT CANDY IN MY MOUTH! Giant tentacled Sulu, Oh Mai. There's a core in Uranus, right. They Might Be Gas Giants. Your Daphne is in another castle. no pretalk from the chuckleheads. Picard nipple. Mile High EVERYTHING. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd, Horatio Eglacias and Enrico Palazzo and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/786949762-scott-johnson-27-tms-1902-ribs-for-your-pleasure.mp3
TMS 1901: Bring Your Own Mope
Published: Thu, 26 Mar 2020
Description: It's a miracle the show is funny. You cannot return RICE! Fried Equilateral Triangle. Parade of Frickin' Weirdos. Name a kid Chet, and he becomes a Chet. I want my job back, my job back, my job back. Why is Jaqu Custo flipping me the double bird? Antifreeze.. Necter of the Dogs. Dancing on the Roof with a Wifebeater and Jack. Knives Out, Stay In. smug Third Eagle ... I told you so. Wendi's Hot Neighbor. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/783895327-scott-johnson-27-tms-1901-bring-your-own-mope.mp3
TMS 1900: Coughy Filter
Published: Wed, 25 Mar 2020
Description: When Utah's A-Rockin', PLEASE STOP ROCKING!! Coughing Is The New On Your Left. Mavis Beacon Teaches Hyping. Check out my stimulus package. Can't Trust Wood People. Stop. Shelter. Collaborate. Did You Get All Your Fruits? Bob Gandalf. Shamalamadingdong Plus. Yo! What's up, Zoomers? It's your Boi, the Groom! Is it too early for Cheese Wafers? Indiana Jonez Ball Size of Death. You ate beeeeeeeees?! Horrifying, educational entertainment! Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/783093838-scott-johnson-27-tms-1900-coughy-filter.mp3
TMS 1898: Nickelmouth and Smashback
Published: Mon, 23 Mar 2020
Description: Brian sneaks in a vibrator. Drunk Riker: Fact or Fiction? Unprotected X. The further South you go, the less you feel them. Time To Eat Those Racist Leftovers. Gun Inquisitor Returns. DESTROY THEM WITH SLEEP GAS! Don't Eat Fruit Before You Pound Stones. Only Best Friends Can Take Your Stuff. Those Chinese Koreans. Turn Based Restaurant. I'll take a hamburger and a copy of the latest Spiderman issue. Don't Have Unprotected X. Ice ice something something EDITION! Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/781668571-scott-johnson-27-tms-1898-nickelmouth-and-smashback.mp3
TMS 1899: Quaranteens
Published: Tue, 24 Mar 2020
Description: Coronials. Waiter, There's A Condom In My To-Go Bag! Help Everyone Refill Bongs. The Tiger King is a cheetah, right? Maybe This Isn't As Easy As We Thought. Stress eating through the pandemic. My nuts were brimming. Dog Drone now with Poop Claw. Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make! Brian's Bellagio Fountain Head. I don't like Eco Beeeeeees. You Can't Rebuild The Dead People. Willy water weenie willy wonders. Drunks and Stoner Hoarding. Making Things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/782391343-scott-johnson-27-tms-1899-quaranteens.mp3
TMS 1895: I Would Taste Your Pie
Published: Mon, 16 Mar 2020
Description: Shooting Is Archery, But With A Gun. Tiny Balls and Tiny Bikinis. Pick That Fruit Before It Rots. Scott Johnson and the Shuttlecocks. Drink Toiletpaper, It Runs Right Through You. Fresh, Hot, and Topless Dominoes. What About Bob Syndrome. Mrs Thanos takes the kids to the movies. Smear it Around in May. Please tip your hazmat driver generously. A snap means sheâs serious. My Seed? Good Luck. Open Sewage Hole. Lapping with a little person. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/777128443-scott-johnson-27-tms-1895-i-would-taste-your-pie.mp3
TMS 1894: The First Disease Spread By Jazz Hands
Published: Thu, 12 Mar 2020
Description: Do or Doughnut, There Is No Try. Utah, stop spreading your Jazz all over. Let them eat Ramen. A Finite Amount Of Clay. Hey kids! We're going camping at the WalMart! Glazed and dangerous. There is a camel toe on his neck! Teenage Mutant Ninja Sadness. Rob a hatchet store with a box of donuts. Isn't There a September Song Called September-something? Dude went all Tetris On Himself. Tom Hanks new movie...Catch Coronavirus if you Can. Dentists Don't Move With You. The One about Coitus. Everyone is touching the pin Balls. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/775045015-scott-johnson-27-tms-1894-the-first-disease-spread-by-jazz-hands.mp3
TMS 1893: GORBIT!
Published: Wed, 11 Mar 2020
Description: Bunko: Cards, Dice, and Spoon. Playing Pinball Like Liberacce. Franklin Delorean Roosevent. Take the K Car to the Soda Shop for Penny Candies. Winning All The Toilet Paper At The Craps Table. I CAN believe it's bug butter. Ray Liotta in a penis commercial. Who Milks The Cockroaches?! Ode to lemon tree. Greyish Liquid, Smooth and Convincing. E3 Pulls Out Prematurely. Cutting cheese and stuffing the bra. Alita Coffee Filter Battle Angel. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/774457267-scott-johnson-27-tms-1893-gorbit.mp3
TMS 1892: The White Soul Plane
Published: Tue, 10 Mar 2020
Description: Brian isn't high enough. Soft Clay or Creme Brulee. Gimme a Jill Sandwich. Use your Knuckle not your Finger. Discounted Hotel Room. The Horse band with no name. Richard was a Dick. Scott plays the living dship out of no man's sky. Little Hammond Squeeze. Do podcasters have brains? Because, I, like really like to know. Super means next... right? Your state is filled with all kinds of viruses. Making things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/773812393-scott-johnson-27-tms-1892-the-white-soul-plane.mp3
TMS 1889: Misinflammation
Published: Wed, 04 Mar 2020
Description: The F Is For Feet! The faster you pedal the faster your taint goes. Give the kids a big box of POT. Bill Got Scott IN THE MOOD! We Have No Idea What We're Doing. Solomon Grundy: Bizarro without the Charm. We're Solid Out! VR Boner pills. Hangry Hangry Hippos. EFF Murray Abraham. drizzling down from Washington. Hi im Less Sweaty, and we have the weather at the 5's and 10s. F-F-F Fold Corona. You don't want to be cleaning up the bloody poop. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/770760148-scott-johnson-27-tms-1889-misinflammation.mp3
TMS 1888: Super Fat Taco Tuesday 64
Published: Tue, 03 Mar 2020
Description: I Can't Force-Quit You!! Vasectomy Smells Like Chicken. The Theme From Hot Topic. Yeast & Hops Infection. The Best Of Us & The Worst Of Us. YouTube Will NEVER Find That One. almost Joe Pesci. Brad Hazard: Super Action Man. Your Kazooie Won't be Able to Play the Banjo. Ibbotts's Chicken Wraps: There's Many Flavors That You Can Get. Schrodinger's Can. Scott Violates Kim's HIPAA Again. A lil baboon wezzy. Proof is in the pissing. Making things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/770213944-scott-johnson-27-tms-1888-super-fat-taco-tuesday-64.mp3
TMS 1887: A Gerbil Named Tungsten
Published: Mon, 02 Mar 2020
Description: Silicon is for BOOBIES! Walking out with the Farts and the Meat Sweats. Ever Squeezed a Capacitor? When crap goes down, Kim's got Heroin. Affair Between an Arm Pit and a Dead Person. Dunaway Pinched off a Win. Full Admiral Ackbar Spacing. Kimchi: Rotten on Purpose. The Unintelligible Brad Pitt. Two Fingers Larry Potato Face. Inquisitor Frong. Give him a li'l bit o the ol' Double Bubble. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/769641859-scott-johnson-27-tms-1887-a-gerbil-named-tungsten.mp3
TMS 1886: A Disappointing French Dip
Published: Thu, 27 Feb 2020
Description: Knives Out, Boobs Out. Rack Off ya Nutbag. I Am Familiar With Both Officers And Gentlemen. Habit Burger, Monkey Style. Party Up Front, Pika In The Back! Learning to unhook a bra from your mother. Adorable Existential Dread. Bill Up The Road Got Drunk And Punched A Chicken. The Johnsons should stay away from Johnson and Johnson products. Australian trivia... No rules, just right. Meat Juice Saturation. Riding That Tylenol High. Trivial Things! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/767541913-scott-johnson-27-tms-1886-a-disappointing-french-dip.mp3
TMS 1885: Monkeys are not math
Published: Wed, 26 Feb 2020
Description: Nobody Puts Baby in the Donut Hole. Waste Management Claw Machine. Periodic Table of Adobe Elements. Three Suge Night. Brie Like The Cheese. Dropping the occasional Shit. Tripping Over The Low-Hanging Fruit. Beads for Boobs. Eliminate The Drunk Dude By The Wedding Cake. Can You Teach Me How to Dougie Huggie? Low-hanging Flutes. She Made A Community On Cameo. I don't have a problem with a little white baby. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/766951843-scott-johnson-27-tms-1885-monkeys-are-not-math.mp3
TMS 1884: Beebis & Buff-Head
Published: Tue, 25 Feb 2020
Description: If your boner lasts more than 4 hours contact your sherpa. Did You Climb Mt. Everest or Just Happy to See me? Massively Offended by the Kerning. Jury with the Trump FastPass. Scott to Granny 4. Putting Out An A. P. Bee! What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Bee? Build-a-Bear Presidential Election. JuRY, Not Funded By Billionaires. Valerian and the Thousand Jupiters Ascending. Peeing On Everything To Protect it. Jesus Hates the Eagles. Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/766441804-scott-johnson-27-tms-1884-beebis-buff-head.mp3
TMS 1882: I'm Wearing a Pair of Pants Today
Published: Thu, 20 Feb 2020
Description: The lovechild of Stephen Baldwin and Mr. Clean. I don't give no poops on a plane. You got some 'splaining to do Loose Fur. I need Five Guys Meat in Me! His business is getting smaller. Like A Dolphin Below The Neck. That time in Mexico wasn't my fault. When They Say Kids, They Mean Idiot Teenagers. Glazed up like a grease monkey. Tom Merritt Clamato Fart. 1/2 Dozen Aaron Carters. Min/Maxing Animal Crossing. Broccoli Didn't Exist Until 2017. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/763878823-scott-johnson-27-tms-1882-im-wearing-a-pair-of-pants-today.mp3
TMS 1880: No Leftover Jerky
Published: Tue, 18 Feb 2020
Description: The Do-Me Decimal System. THERE! ARE! FOUR! FACES! G-string juice. The disclosure you're about to read is a product of poor QA. Good Morning Patch Adams Awakening! I have no self control when it comes to beef products. Can't be Australian, No Shelia or Bruce. The Tragically MC Gainy Hips. The Medicine Man gets into the 16th Street Walker. Wasn't There A Movie About Dead Poet Something? Washing Chinese Dong. Scott's back end is a little bitter. Robert Pattinson. Ol' Crayon Breath. A Perfectly Symmetrical Foot. Making things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/762784114-scott-johnson-27-tms-1880-no-leftover-jerky.mp3
TMS 1878: Title Kittens
Published: Thu, 13 Feb 2020
Description: Girlscout Safe-Room. the problem with WWII was that they kept records. Tabaccformers vs Vapecons. The Proof of our Union. More Tar Than Human. I find you very keen, Wa. THERE! ARE! SIX! TENNIS! BALLS! Every Finn Could Kick Your Butt. Mountain Lion: The Other, Other, Other White Meat. There's a reason we have hair down there. Ted Cruz's staff likes porn. Free Vitamin T&A to Combat Coronavirus. Swimming in Your Own Gravy. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/760064944-scott-johnson-27-tms-1878-title-kittens.mp3
TMS 1877: Strafanger Danger
Published: Wed, 12 Feb 2020
Description: I Ride It Naked. I'm Gonna Jam this Mic Up My Own Butt. Free Canadian Hotel Room. With Flies Wide Opened. Don't talk to Strafangers. Doggy toots before the Poots. The condiment must come from a man. Loser Loser Something Chooser. Whip out your Flip phone, its kind of a big deal! Christian Mingle: The Movie. What happened to Jared? Did he die? Tom's Tech Time. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/759458434-scott-johnson-27-tms-1877-strafanger-danger.mp3
TMS 1875: ASCII your Doctor
Published: Mon, 10 Feb 2020
Description: A little tug and a pull. How's The Vividness Of Their Menu? Edith Rice Pilaf. Hardcore Christian Dude Lady. Nude Live Eels. A crowbar for your back. Unusable Knobs. Number One, Time for Number Two. You Can Bet Your Bottom Ruble on It. 500 Days of Summerplace. More Rella, Less Barbara. An Athiest Film? Nobody Prayers! Get that center tooth fixed with all that cash. Spider-Man Peter's Out. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/758330965-scott-johnson-27-tms-1875-ascii-your-doctor.mp3
TMS 1874: The Crystal Light Entity
Published: Thu, 06 Feb 2020
Description: Lubricant, Sprite and Chicken Alfredo. It's Not Unusual For Your Lizard to be Still. Sometimes You're The Chicken, Sometimes You're The Can. Phoenix = Hell. Splenda's Just Diarrhea. Zoe Needs A Whole Pig. I guess I have a ham in the fridge. The Fitsburgh Firates. DON'T BESMIRCH GWENNETH! Use to like the Mountain Dew, now it tastes like toes. ANGRY ANNUS! Every time ive mated, ive had to move. Don't Vodka Brian's Melon. Just Pee on Adults. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/756204556-scott-johnson-27-tms-1874-the-crystal-light-entity.mp3
TMS 1873: There's No L In Bolth
Published: Wed, 05 Feb 2020
Description: The Haunting Of Jonah Hill House. The Cat Whoso Sitteth In Coverville's Lap Shall Be Crowned King! The Only Turd On Scott's Desk. Gotta Go Home And Feed The Caucasus. He's Wearing 35 Coats. Harvey Keitel's Big Weiner. Errant Sunflower Seeds Gone the Way of the Fall. Skorts.tv, For All Your Skort Film Needs. Battlesnake Galactica. Obi Wan Has The HIGHER Ground. Theres Gorillas in our Mists! Tom's Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/755608165-scott-johnson-27-tms-1873-theres-no-l-in-bolth.mp3
TMS 1872: Four Beef-and-Cheddar Pileup
Published: Tue, 04 Feb 2020
Description: Emotional Support Yeast. Ukulele The Force, Luke! KFC - Check out our Breasts! Donate Your Body To Cat Science. Testicles Fell Off and Rolled Down the Hall. Employees must burn their genitals before returning to work. Don't Get Chilli Powder In Your Chamber. Conduit for the Meats. Blood and Horsey Sauce Everywhere. My Brother was a Can of Whoopass. Good Morning Stream in the News This Morning Welcome Back. Things an alcoholic would say for 200, Alex. I Can Feel It Throbbing Right Here. Would You Give Baby Hitler The Corona Virus? This Burger Is As Juicy As My Brain! Making things with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/755004502-scott-johnson-27-tms-1872-four-beef-and-cheddar-pileup.mp3
TMS 1871: How Smelly is your Resin
Published: Mon, 03 Feb 2020
Description: The couch is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE! The Johnson is Unpulled. Surprisingly Little Nudity. A plastic lake of mold and condoms. Couch Is My Safe Word. Theres ALWAYS trouble at stop 5. Brian's Easy to Draw. Who's The Baked Potato? It's not the size, its the distance. New Nintendo Switch Lite XL Mini. Fred and Can Canon. Worth it for the JLO. just a few nipples strewn about. Lots of Halftime Hips being thrusted. Brimley tweets? Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/754490446-scott-johnson-27-tms-1871-how-smelly-is-your-resin.mp3
TMS 1870: Finger it to Loop it
Published: Thu, 30 Jan 2020
Description: Ostrich Porn aka Spice Girls. All the Nasty Shit Lives Underground. Spoiler, All Answers Are Crocodile Dundee. It's Australian, Ya Stupid Bugger. Grabbing Animals in My Bra. Naked and Void of Poop. We be stupid for free. Don't Poop in the Deprivation Chamber. Wendy's in there somewhere. Salt Bath Tube and a Tarp. Don't Pinch and Zoom on Paper. You still have to finger it. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/752280637-scott-johnson-27-tms-1870-finger-it-to-loop-it.mp3
TMS 1869: The Cheapest Thing You Can Do In Vegas
Published: Wed, 29 Jan 2020
Description: Grizzly Spagnolo. Everything is Money and Penis. Gleep Glop You are NOT the father! Fire Chicken Dinosaur. She Has Simpsons Lips. Huffing On Strawberry Short Cake. Give us more Bung duck doo movies please! Is David Tenant even Scottish? Because I really wanted to know. Some little fat girl in Iowa is gonna be the next Mozart. Tell Your Husband I Meant It As A Compliment. Pictures of succulents go on Android. Tom's Tech Time. Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/751643902-scott-johnson-27-tms-1869-the-cheapest-thing-you-can-do-in-vegas.mp3
TMS 1866: Hanson Vs Predator Vs Alien
Published: Wed, 22 Jan 2020
Description: Carter's Cat is in a Better Place. Bumblenuts, Peen of Glandular. Criminal Credit, What's in your Wallet? You've Gotta Be Pimping Me! Strippers, Sports Bars & iTunes. Whittling My Vocal Cords Down. Bearhug from a Hobo. Do you wanna take the whole weiner schnittzle in your mouth at once? Any TMS listeners out there that are deaf with no arms?? Wanna Peel My Banana? Scott's voice is now as deep as that woman's on The Expanse. Potassium All Up In It. Smurfette didn't have pants. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/747708580-scott-johnson-27-tms-1866-hanson-vs-predator-vs-alien.mp3
TMS 1865: Hide The Girlpower
Published: Tue, 21 Jan 2020
Description: Gaga Peen. Rode My Chevy With Eugene Levy But Schitt's Creek Was Dry. Where's The Mom Levy?? Permanent Hollywood Canadian Couples. The cranky guy who is my stepfather, I guess. Gal Bladder processes DIM SUM! Near Future or Alternate Present? Every Johnson Poops. Deaf, dumb and pornless. He went wee-wee-wee all the way down. I want to give birth to a young french boy named Pierre! Big Marbly Dark Balls. Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/747164326-scott-johnson-27-tms-1865-hide-the-girlpower.mp3
TMSPM 1863: The Cat Is In The Bottle
Published: Fri, 17 Jan 2020
Description: TMS PM, now cheaper than a two-dollar hooker. Gknee in a Bottle. Scott's Pen is Bigger. Peacock tastes like fancy chicken. My Mouth Says Chocolate But my Balls Say Chicken. How Short Do You Think This Table Is?! If It's Blue, What's The Matter With You? Daughter Migration. Pen Talk: The Core of Podcasting. Please Use The Toilet When The Power Is Out. a bear on the strip. App Time! Your twitter questions and more, on this edition of TMSPM!
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/745236916-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1863-the-cat-is-in-the-bottle.mp3
TMS 1862: Percent Pageantry
Published: Thu, 16 Jan 2020
Description: There was an old Frogpants that swallowed a spider. Amazon Prime Minister. Big Wet Sloppy Seaweed. Insertion Therapy. Them dukes are at it again. Don't Purple That Nurple. Trumpsplaining. Taffy Nose Waxing. I Don't Know What it is, But It's Moving. Gesticulating in my Mouth. Frequent Flotter Miles. If you Wrote it Right I wouldn't have you do it. Ba Ba, Belch Sheep. A Little Something Extra Went In There. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/744522697-scott-johnson-27-tms-1862-999-pageantry.mp3
TMS 1860: POW! SMACK! SHRIVEL!
Published: Tue, 14 Jan 2020
Description: We'll Be Humping By Tomorrow. No Jigsaw Puzzle, No Harvey's Bristol Cream and No Lt Yar!! Falling In Love With A Pork Bun. More Dude than Vampire. Spock Finger Crotch papercut. There's Something Wrong With That Cat! The Third Member of the Dynamic Duo. My Turkish Towels bring all the boys to the yard!! Klobucharizard Throws A Book, It's Very Effective! Resin Lung and Foamer's Disease. Coverville has purple goo in his beard. No Chicken Feet Just Give Me the Meat. Tina's Two Drink Maximum. The Impossipuzzle. Making things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/743453449-scott-johnson-27-tms-1860-pow-smack-shrivel.mp3
TMSPM 1858: The Morning Steamer
Published: Fri, 10 Jan 2020
Description: Brian takes a stripper to work. Don't Show the Black Hole to Your Kid. Did she smell nice? Viagra: May Cause Drowsiness. It's barely bigger than my nose. Do you have anything for a throbbing testicle? Scott Violates His Own HIPPA. I don't know how you get that hammered at a Walmart. Dan Dan the Table Top Man and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/741575149-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1858-the-morning-steamer.mp3
TMS 1852: Voight Dreams May Come
Published: Tue, 31 Dec 2019
Description: Butter Gajicks. Schindler's Little Helper. Basic Public Education English. OK, Biodome. Please Ask Your Wife To Put Away Her Smoke Box. Sucking it, holding it, wearing it. Huffing on Vanilla Cheese Delight. Nipple Deep In Season 2. Drunk Bush Girls. One of the good Harveys. Red Headed Little Ginger Man. Zac Efron, He's a man, right? Stand Next To Me on the Subway, Mr. Urine Farmer! Making Things With Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/736404172-scott-johnson-27-tms-voight-dreams-may-come.mp3
TMSPM 1846: Maybe Not Hairy Something
Published: Fri, 13 Dec 2019
Description: Have you emotionally scarred your dog today? Can't say Jew. Only When He Whips It. 25 days of cheese. U Isn't For Up Your Bum. Bring Your Penis Pencil. Real Ass Stormtrooper Waffle. Grandma needs her advent calendar. Dan Dan the Occasionally not table top man. Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/727551856-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1846-maybe-not-hairy-something.mp3
TMS 1840: A lot of Borka Borka going on
Published: Thu, 05 Dec 2019
Description: Stock Piled French Fries under the Car Seat. Listen Up You Miserable Little Bunch Of Pissmeyers!! There's Some Kim Sauce On It. Gidget is the Mandalorian. Ricardo Montalkhan. Wendi With An I, Like A Hooker Or A Stripper, Or Like A Barbie. Manatuba, the brass section of Canada. Never Trust the Yogurt Soda. Echo Leader, We've Got A Thing With The Deal. Mountainous Bust. Its Not a Potato Drop. May a disease commonly associated with potatoes be upon you. Eating Chives in the Rock Garden. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/723259828-scott-johnson-27-tms-1840-a-lot-of-borka-borka-going-on.mp3
TMSPM 1828: No Brother for Old Men
Published: Fri, 15 Nov 2019
Description: The Wolfman has nards. I only name my cats after space hookers. Does The Little Plus Body Do Anything For You? Lose weight by amputating your butt. Teaching a Secret Class Farter. Half My Brain is Dead. Azmodan was Dan's wresting name in high school. Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/713499985-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1828-no-brother-for-old-men.mp3
TMSPM 1792: Dingle Your Dongle
Published: Fri, 20 Sep 2019
Description: All about that D-Pad! What's that handkerchief called that you wear around your neck? There Is No Missing Episode. Two Moons, Wrapped Around Another Moon. OBVIOUSLY The Switch Purchase Was For Business Purposes. You Want The Long One Or The Short One? Which is the better floss, dental or butt? App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/684365853-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1792-dingle-your-dongle.mp3
TMSPM 1782: Jagged Little Tooth
Published: Fri, 06 Sep 2019
Description: There are Four Lights *crash* now Three Lights! Bottom Bottom Bottom Bottom Bottom, Top Top Top Top Top. Purple Paper People Eater. In the Event of a Water Landing, Please Find Gloomhaven Under Your Seat. Fire up the Pharm Signal. Propane and Propane Addicts. Cat Man Gitus. Take Poo and Call Me in the Morning. Dan Dan The Table Top Man and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/677410377-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1782-jagged-little-tooth.mp3
TMS 1763: Pink Milk is Gravy
Published: Wed, 07 Aug 2019
Description: Day-old sex rolls. Testicles in the Glove Department. Appliances That Bleep Anxiety. I DRINK YOUR HOT DOG ICE CREAM MILKSHAKE! Booze Bladder in a False Pocket. Fly, fly, fly, fly, tomatoes, and flies. Urinal Slots Jackpot Dumps. Harry Potter and the Autopayment. Tom's Tech Time. Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/662524781-scott-johnson-27-tms-1763-pink-milk-is-gravy.mp3
TMSPM 1760: Don't Fear the Reaper
Published: Fri, 02 Aug 2019
Description: Smells like Bacon Bits and Dispair. The Hot Stuff shouldn't be that Thick. Over 100 Years of experience, and still little to no common sense. Ice Cream Cheese Pairings. Thunderclap Headaches. New Teeth sprouting from the roof of my mouth. That's a face of a Cat with his nuts snipped. App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/660341369-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1760-dont-fear-the-reaper.mp3
TMSPM 1733: Confungus
Published: Fri, 21 Jun 2019
Description: Now with 25% more cricket. 1 Star Review for Driver Shirt. Conglomerate of Podcasting Super Mutants. There's a Haggrid in my bathroom. There is No Story About Bulldog Testicles. Play the longer sausage. Disciplined By Big Pink Bat. App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/640291749-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1734-confungus.mp3
TMSPM 1557: Cowboy Boots and Vaseline
Published: Fri, 07 Sep 2018
Description: Scott wants to talk about Burt Reynolds a little bit. Brian wants to talk about Spiderman a little bit. Oh yeah, well we also have app time! We top it off with Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/496810827-scott-johnson-27-tms-1557-pm.mp3
TMSPM 1553: The viscosity of lunch
Published: Fri, 31 Aug 2018
Description: Hi Boomer. Mystery Date Solved! What sound gets scott's ASMR on? Ghost lobsters! Grandma Python. Fine, it's cancelled then. Where did these men and their lube come from. APP TIME and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/493514844-scott-johnson-27-tms-1553-pm.mp3
TMS 1522: Bathroom Ketchup
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