TMS 2632: Beer Pulp 
Published: Tue, 16 Apr 2024
Description: You can have a little esque. As a treat. Keep the Hairy Part. Imma Go Twist An Oreo. Clunky Pixel Font. Glock is Extra. Feces of Death. Coy Oat. Cancelled For Backbiting. Crunching the Onions. Pale Ale Fail. Does ANYONE Know The Price Of Stamps, 'Coz I REEEEALLY Want To Know! Getting Funky In The Clip Clop. The Best Defence Is A Strong Stench. Why Make a New Place Smell Like Poo? Blame Dave. Ibb-uprofen with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/661eafb369431a00162f6f5b/media.mp3
TMS 2631: Scaredy Tax
Published: Mon, 15 Apr 2024
Description: Foaling for Boof. Have I Done My Taxes Because I Like Really Wanted To Know... Sell The Cats, Lease The Basement. This episode is a business expense. Ol One Sock Johnson. No Carol Channing, NO ERNEST BORGNINE, and NO LT. YAR! Salami Jeans. Grandma got run over by the slip-n-slide. Dirty Dirt Sand Pile. Boot-Cut Salami. Turns out the key to success is plagiarism. No Prom Dunaway. I'm into chonky veggies. Don't Mainline Apple Pie. Tyrannosaurous President. What Color Are Robin's Thight Because I Like Really Wanted To Know... w Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/661d5e7b2e0a630016bbd080/media.mp3
TMS 2630: Snip N Shake
Published: Thu, 11 Apr 2024
Description: Ted Bundy's This And That. Mitzula-Approved Zones. He died of being 114. We're All Tired Of Bono. Not Worth The Waint. Stare at your hands and don't puke. Girth Quake. Coronal Mass Ejaculations. Scape Goatee. I'll Giggle It! You Get NO Privacy, NO Grace And NO LT YAR! A Comic Book is a Comic Book is a Comic Book. Resident Canucklehead. Blurry Shark Nerd Nerd Ferfert Ferfert. In The Drawer The Whole Time With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66181b52fb434d0016d478f5/media.mp3
TMS 2628: Hell Toupee
Published: Tue, 09 Apr 2024
Description: I Don't Lyft For Fun Bro. Nun of the Nudity. You Lost Me At Cowboy. Moretets Lipsmack. Red On-Air Arms. Not Chechnya's Tempo. All Up in the Good Wife. Babies smell like what we dip them in. Isn't there a Cowboy named Space something? Ramazan whoah black Betty! Why do my eyes hurt, 'cause I like really want to know... Frankensteins, Werewolves, and Shit, Oh My! Lance Bass Residency. Did they Gleam the Cube. Luscious Beards with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6615763add3b8b0017210986/media.mp3
TMS 2627: Sniffin' Baby Brains
Published: Mon, 08 Apr 2024
Description: Total Eclipse Of The Nerd. West Wing Bitch Face. Largest Prime Rip Pooped Out By A Man On An Island... w Dunaway. I Don't Have STDs. It puts the lotion on the book. This book is made of people! Nothing to see here ... Anymore. Death Metal Circus. Going Going Gon...orrhoea. Beck's still doing shit. Sound of Mucus. New baby smell. Space Nuggets. It's Arbor Day Charlie Brown. It's Very Massive With Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/661428c1ee41b80016ce99cf/media.mp3
TMS 2626: Follow me on Centigram
Published: Thu, 04 Apr 2024
Description: Scott Does Pot Math. weirdly porous. Prison Toilet Cosplay. One-Eyed Willy's Hotdog Water. 12 Chickens per Beaver Tail. Ugly Muffins. Char My Dog. A DanDecaGram. Factoring the Crap Outta Polynomials. A nice digestive biscuit. Unfathomably Bored. You're An Asshole Charlie Brown. Rusty Trumpet. Bono Doesn't Owe You an Apology. Forgetting To Be Tired with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/660ee44f363524001682f21f/media.mp3
TMS 2625: Drunk Call Tuesday
Published: Tue, 02 Apr 2024
Description: Living La Vida Dog Poop. Nether Piercings in the Wind. Back to the Uterus with you Jimmy. We're Gonna Need a Bigger Head. Liftin' & Whiffin'. I pick up the poo, and you should too! Whatcha Drinkin'? Whatcha Playin'? Does Buttered Toast Fall Face Down Because I Like Really Wanted To Know. The Bradley Cooper you ordered on Wish. No Show Tomorrow. Shaking the poo sausage. An Orphan Farm Boy Kisses His Sister. Flippity Ibbott. Call of Duty: Merlot Warfare. IT'S NOT A TRAP! w Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/660c389495ff7e0018da8c91/media.mp3
TMS 2624: Diddy Diddler Dollar Tree
Published: Mon, 01 Apr 2024
Description: Diddy Diddler Dollar Tree. Watery Willy. Spice Girl Spice Weasel. Kids with Sledgehammers. Futurama Fauna. Poplar's Not Popular. It's April Fools, unfortunately. Godzilla Math Problem. Prudish Pyramid. I Mixed The Sausage In With The Biscuits... If You Know What I Mean. Baku Baku. TMS: Not Biblically Accurate. Those Saucy Koreans. The Square Root Of Kong. They Might Be Cunning Linguists. The Fairly Interesting X-Men with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/660ae5c4c2a93800166318ef/media.mp3
TMS 2623: Infinity Nuggets
Published: Thu, 28 Mar 2024
Description: A Pocket Full Of Whoa. HOA Narcs. Managed Fascism. CakeShake. Squircle. That's too much number! Is this normal? HarKOnan the Barbarian. Pete Best Spice. Girls with giant eyes. Always check your grilled cheese. Navigational Nomenclature. Post Sphere Farts. 31 days until Vegas. Dating a Hardware Store with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6605a7ca7935b00016ac6dbd/media.mp3
TMS 2622: Incompatible Soap
Published: Wed, 27 Mar 2024
Description: Bobby Frankensoap. Patrick Beiger. I don't like Sexy Beeeees! Does it throb. It'd Be Really Cool If It Did. Corban Dallas Multiverse. Roster Poser. We Know Nothing About Luna Snow. White On Air Light. Winning Prizes Nobody Wants. No More Mr Rice Guy. Glider the 90s Flappy Bird. Today's Episode of TMS is NOT Sponsored By Philips. Golden Bum. The Following Tech Time is Brought to You With Limited Commercial Interruption, With Tom. No Cap in the Skibitty Toilet With Randy and Nicole.and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66045b184d887800160f2003/media.mp3
TMS 2621: Toilet Epiphany
Published: Tue, 26 Mar 2024
Description: Nuts on bark. You'll get no Punished Props, No second half of the show, and NO LT. YAR! She's Legs All The Way Down... And To The Left. Indiana Jones and the Frisbee of Doom. The Lotion On the Skin Guy. I've seen a fat kid get shot with some bullets. It's Time To Watch Goonieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. AI art is like porn. You know it when you see it. Let us Snopes that for Ya. Sugar-free Sugary Things. Ten Easy Payments of 175 Million. Tomorrow's show will be normal. Once you get into the box you can suitcase that stuff up. It hit me whilst on the toilet. Bill's Making Farts and less on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6602f92f73a3a40017350bfe/media.mp3
TMS 2620: Dickelodeon
Published: Mon, 25 Mar 2024
Description: Somewhere Over the Lemon. Nmenomenic, Do doo dee doodoo. Pumba of the Planet of the Crystal Empire Richards. Richard Skull. Leg-Salad Sandwich. Barometric pressure, pushing down on me, pushing down on you. In Olive Garden no one can hear your family. They Buried The Cannibalism. Two Girls, One Cup, Zero Plot. You get NO Issues, NO Pause & NO Lt Yar! Soap Nâ Slide. Fly around the cheese. Your Body's A Barometer. The police are calling for Brian. Coddle Your Damn Eggs with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6601ad91811609001613b995/media.mp3
TMS 2619: Snorehammer 40K
Published: Thu, 21 Mar 2024
Description: Use the Fork, Phoebe. M3GAN Starter Kit. Posable Creepy Kid. Inaudible Audible. Ballerina At Ball Arena. The Alien Head Kid. Brian's Bucket-List Of Bands. Close Encounters of the Mannequin Kind. Terrestrial Extras. Nobody Likes A Big Stink. Boas In The Air Vents. 4K Monitor Lizard. Caught Red Pand-ed. Oh Good They Aren't Following Us. Grilled Cheese Sandwiches and Genocide with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65fc6b49995e830016ac65a3/media.mp3
TMS 2618: Jerky Jorts
Published: Wed, 20 Mar 2024
Description: Passive Aggressive Income. Garbage Can Jessie. Where's Our Tit? We don't have Buck-EEEEEEEEEEEs. Strong enough for a man but made for Peter Dinklage. Least offensive chocolate. Reecie Piecies for you Birfday with Dunaway. Kim Makes Her Cookies with Extra Gluten. Cookies in the Street. Two Mentions of Dune Per Episode. Jerk Your Nugs. Conan the Dairy Queen. Just Remember, It's All Your Fault. The Art of Tao with Tom. All in the Furiosa with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65fb216537484400170d3c5b/media.mp3
TMS 2617: 24 Karat Kid
Published: Tue, 19 Mar 2024
Description: I'd use Bunny Ears but it Upsets the Rabbits. Life After Dookie. When I was Seventeen, I Made a Chi Chi T-Shirt. I dont' like to miss TV when I PEEEEEE. Briansplaining Fish. Name another guy from Dire Straits YOU CAN'T. Mark Knopfler runs Barter Town. THE SLEEPER MUST AWAKEN! That's Where My Legs Go. Putting Hair on George. Trivia for Cartwright? Four? Dun Fiddy. Muadib Alarm. I Want My MTV (I don't like bees). There Is No Game, Only Zuul with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65f9c697b5ab8d001711be97/media.mp3
TMS 2616: Appropriated Mannequin
Published: Mon, 18 Mar 2024
Description: I buy my arms at Amazon. Ben Silo. (Arnold Voice) Get your ass to Idaho! Yellow Pollen Brain Fog. Lymph is Just a Node. Too Much Donkey. I Left My Gloves In Brian's Kia. Lyft and Lost and Find. Satan's Bukakke. Portable Cerebro. How Much of the Plate is Pie? The Big Head condition. Film Sack is my White Noise. Do Herbivores eat vegans cos I like really wanted to know. Double Bobby Toil and Trobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65f87589f4d67900168251b5/media.mp3
TMS 2614: Chommy Tong
Published: Wed, 13 Mar 2024
Description: Sexytime Tub. The Shawshank Sisters. Left Behind But With More Aliens. Eventually We All Go To The Big Fake Pyramid In The Sky. Screaming Brown Note. One Noise, Two Noise, Red Noise, Blue Noise. Babyface Johnson Maintains His Streak. Wasn't there an Angry movie called Drive Something? I Like Better Sleeeeeeeep. Reach in and pick a stinker. Kotick Tok. Scott Watched Chunks. How Many Millimeters Do You Speak. TikTok Block with Tom. Enjoyably Predictable Recommentals With Randy & Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65f1e335129d0d0016a80c7a/media.mp3
TMS 2613: Zombibbott
Published: Tue, 12 Mar 2024
Description: Where the Ruffalo Butt Roams. 50 Shades of Kimchi. The Grandmother Death Stare! Bad Weather, Perfect Storm. You Get NO Sleep, NO Oscars & NO Lt Yar! Rock em' Sock em' Cena. Flying Weiners Are The Wurst. Lil' Brian's Great Booby Adventure. The Jersey Shire. Pocket Chocolate. Not the Hilton You're Looking For. Kim Chi zero. Peeny Pastie. I Don't Like Coffeeeeeeeee. Do You Like The Schmooze? It's Full Of Goo. It's Scott & Brian From The Internet... With TV's Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65f08cc893f24a00183d7518/media.mp3
TMS 2612: Hex On Your Family
Published: Mon, 11 Mar 2024
Description: Glimpse of His Ruffalo. Crying Over Spilt Loudermilk. Owen it all to Wilson. Smell meat every day. Faking Authenticity. Thanks For The Burp Bubble. Scott's Desert Problem. Day-walking Podcasters. Throwing Seven in the snow. Godzilla Zero Point. Are you racist or what's the problem. The Owen Wilson influence. Talkin' about Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssss with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65ef3b8643e2d600184519c9/media.mp3
TMS 2611: One Randy Hamster
Published: Thu, 07 Mar 2024
Description: Hey, How You Dune? More Like Hate Shack. I've Never Liked People. Roam wasn't Sung in a Day. Death in the family? Try Pickleball! Something That Someone Made Up. Bogroll for Your Fannybum. Wrinkled and Dopey. Scott needs a thick pipe. 100% Shitmetal. When you order Melissa Etheridge from TEMU. MellowFred. Scott hates people (magazine). Did I Ever Tell You About The Time I Broke Out of My Enclosure? True Story! Bell, Book and Bicycle with Amy. Talking to Lawyers for Exactly One Minute with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65ea1d4ab922a800161e54d0/media.mp3
TMS 2610: Blue Diamond Phillips
Published: Wed, 06 Mar 2024
Description: Spread Your Seed With Purpose. Let Them Eat Kellogs Cereal. No show yesterday. Fondle My Chips mmmmm. Smells like duck tongue in here! Tarantino approved feet chips. Sex is a first person shooter. I do not know the name of Luckeeeey. Recipe Upgrade. Feet and Flavor Never Belong Together. The Eye Pupil. Le Grand Fromage. Scissors Etiquette. Talking about whatever Tom wants, with Tom. Randy has become Recommentals, watcher of movies and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65e8b5697fe4880016fd3660/media.mp3
TMS 2609: Jefferson Starplane
Published: Mon, 04 Mar 2024
Description: We Built this Shitty. You Can't Unsee The Nipple. They don't even total Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea! Asserting Dental Dominance. InstaCoffee Filters. Tron Apologist. Big Time Pap! Silverado, the Chevy truck movie? Are fish fruit, 'cause I like really want to know... D-Bag Chairs. Get your shit together Olivia Wylde! My Humps Are Fine. The Heat was Hot, It Was a Hunger. The Seeds we made were inside us all the time. Something, Sometimes, Occasionally with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65e60b994ef5340017f6ad08/media.mp3
TMS 2608: The Morning Stram
Published: Thu, 29 Feb 2024
Description: What's the date of Feb. 29? He Kinda Neville Longbottomed. Dino's n Monkeys n Doughnuts OH MY. Bob's burger meets Beetlejuice. Please Expose Your Sack. Crunch the Crown Numbers. Itâs an erection year. 27 totally different and legally distinct dresses. Penetration Testing. Double fisting the coffee. look at the fingers on her. Give Me The Goat. Molarcast. Not A Heigl To Be Seen. OCD, OCD, OCD with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65e0cd73ef8f000017b499c6/media.mp3
TMS 2607: Potato For Now
Published: Wed, 28 Feb 2024
Description: Bacon, Georgia. Look In My Eyes, What Do You See? A Molar With A Cavity! Booger Dough, Though. Ringing in the new tech with Tom. Creamed Coen. Lesbian Road Trip. Making Eggs Worse. I wiped it on a slice. Dox Your Dentist. Tense up and hope for the best. More fun than Madame Web. Wasn't There a Road Trip Movie Called Road Something? The Business End of My Rocket. Sticky Teenagery Theater. The Longest Short with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65df7c3aecfa570017898151/media.mp3
TMS 2606: Doctored Doom
Published: Tue, 27 Feb 2024
Description: Motorboat the cat. 50 ccs of Zip Zap Zoopy Bop. Treasured Hammock. Tendrils of Benevolence. Spiders Don't Know English. Ferris Bueller Can't Lose. Finding Mice in the Rabbit Hole. You never go full Sarlac. 15 Kids coming in with their heads off. Gently pick up the Spider. THEN STOMP IT. I Am Brian, of House Spider. TM-Meth. Everybody loves a parade. Unless it's a parade of beautiful people. Then I hate it. Birth of Her Area Unit. Grace On Fire. CriCut on Steroids with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65de207621cd3800162a9451/media.mp3
TMS 2605: David Lyncher
Published: Mon, 26 Feb 2024
Description: Riding With Pirates For Their Scent. Lyfting mom for the cruise. You Get NO Skarsgard, NO Batista & NO Lt Yar! Dancing with Beavers in Ibiza. Cornish Nipple Pasties. Guardians of Terror. Needle of Shit at Your Neck. A gigantic red shirt. Day Drinking With Dunaway. Wake me up, when September plays. Gaston is the Best Ride. Identity theft with Scott. Don't take your girlfriends to Shone's. I Just Want a Damn Churro! Endgame for Shapes with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65dcd4668e54ea00161dcdcc/media.mp3
TMS 2604: Hayley Shillelagh
Published: Thu, 22 Feb 2024
Description: I'm a Dr Matthews Kind of Guy. Piercing The Dill Pickle. Dark greetings. Rusting Bitch Face. No, Crown, No Chili Dog, and No Lt. Yar! Craig Batman. The Steve Bartman Incident. Potato For Now. Occasionally Stained Steel. A Chat Full Of Karens. Thongs of men. Healthy by accident. Starbucks Proximity Rules. Face to Face Coin Slots. Dredging The Shallow End Of The Pool With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65d792873b050400175f55e4/media.mp3
TMS 2603: Freehand Freebird
Published: Wed, 21 Feb 2024
Description: I prefer Steely Dan's brother, Aluminumy Jim. wrapped in Mylar. The Sominex half time show. Tramp Stamp in perpetuity. Does my chewing gum lose it's flavor on the burlap overnight. Kimâs tattoo starts with onions. You get NO Adele, NO Lionel Richie & NO Lieutenant Yar! Starter Farter. Dutch Shake N Bake. How Do You Like Them Maggots. Boujee Buoy. Motley Crue Ft Wheezer. A Hellava Lotta Hellos. YOU DON'T NEED RICE! with Tom. Yeast-free recommentals with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65d63c900276f600169c6738/media.mp3
TMS 2602: Stapies
Published: Tue, 20 Feb 2024
Description: Old Man, you can't stretch out your arm. Fruit Of The Shroom. Stan Lee Cup. Excelsior! Happy Little Vacuum Flask. Inner Sanctum Sanatorium. Whatshisface Deloreon. Chicken Crab Money. The King Of Kornholio. Unreal arm pain. Koolaid in a Vacuum. I'm rigid as hell. Spill Demekis. Yeah, I'd tap that mug. Pumbaa 2: Electric Who is Who. Bone on Bone Action with Dan, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65d4e88316526900163b76ae/media.mp3
TMS 2601: Lady Gaja
Published: Mon, 19 Feb 2024
Description: YOU MIGHT NEED RICE! Dying on the toilet. Amoonia. Frogpants Is Underwater. Scott refills his keyboard fluid. Screw You Garfield. I don't like cat PEEEE! What are some Vincent Vega things? Inara defeats Galactus! Scott's Blowup Pepper. Shoulda Put A Cap On It. If I was a lady, I'd be a lesbian. Eau De MaineCoon. Steam burgeoning Games. Caramelized Fried Mess with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65d396272068b800186afa46/media.mp3
TMS 2600: Fob Dylan
Published: Wed, 14 Feb 2024
Description: I don't like runny Beeeeeeer! Utah Disconnection! Doing hard brain shit. One-Drink Memory Lubrication. You can't eat when you're her. Pregnant Breakfast Evil Twin. Atari, Atari, I love you Atari. You get no pressure, no prize, and no Lieutenant Yar!!! Dunaway is used to the fart smell. What was the name of the high school in Fast Times at Richmont High? 50 lbs of illegal gum. Doublemint Dave Rides Again. I did Moonlighting, I'm leaving. Zuckerberg endorses Vision Pro, with Tom. A pile of Miracles with Randy And Nichole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65cd07c21fe06a0016515606/media.mp3
TMS 2598: Triple Grandpa
Published: Tue, 13 Feb 2024
Description: Imminent Johnson. What Would Carter Do. There Are FOUR H. Hey Hey I'm The Monkey. It's Just a Feather Wound! Sydney Swingy. Canadian Cocaine Cards. Ba-by Johnson Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo. ZOM-BIRD!!!!! Hand cranked child wailing. George W Bushmeat. Frog shrooms. I've never heard the term fruited. Alamo Drafthouse ... Just Movies, No Stories. The Fattest Of Tuesdays With TV's Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65cbaf03f3d2b40017f5f135/media.mp3
TMS 2598: Avoid The Topless Nun
Published: Mon, 12 Feb 2024
Description: Taylor Swift Won the Superb Owl. Full Benny Hill mode. Sam Adams, he was a pirate, right? Lick the Cookie. Jesus Saves. He Shoots...He Scores! Going full Costanza. Boiling water porn. Turf Testicle. Social Media Abstinence. Overwhelming Overdog. I suck but I have fun at it. Part Time Piracy. Fremont Street Police Will Not Be Involved. The Swift Conspiracy. Half-Ass Grass With Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65ca60556000930017e5636a/media.mp3
TMS 2597: Royal Alchemist
Published: Thu, 08 Feb 2024
Description: The Hands Don't Scan. How about a Buoy. Push My Cans Really Hard. Favorite German Girl Band - Die Lollipops. You Get No Line Buzz, No Mice in the Attic, No Lieutenant Yar! Annoying or Cornbread. Shmerp is weird. Boot A Judge. Stuck Brian In The End. Don't dip to close to the UPS. Scooping chili with your arms. You Say Busyemi, I Say Buscemi. Trust the meth, not the Tylenol. the original of the cover is terrible. Thin Mint speeding tickets with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65c519b480a025001550a053/media.mp3
TMS 2596: First Time Cholera
Published: Wed, 07 Feb 2024
Description: On Wednesdays we Wear Burgundy. Occam's Epilady. Stiff Live Babies. Self-Identified Sluttage. The Fake Baby was a Chicken. Consider Yourself Regarded. I Don't Like Fake Babieeeeeees. NoboCop. Wheelhouse in Disguise. You Get NO Data, NO Metallica & NO Lieutenant Yar! What A Maroon! (s) Whoaaaaah Yellow is the Color of My Phone Greeting. Need another 8 inches. Tom Merritt: Secret Romulan. Swimming, Raconteurs and Snowglobes with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65c3c9ebafd19a00161d109f/media.mp3
TMS 2595: Recreational CPAP
Published: Tue, 06 Feb 2024
Description: Unforeskinned Circumcisions. Not a hole you want to get sand into. I did my Googlest! TMS: The Monday Show... On Tuesday! I love fresh Peeeeeeeas! Wide-Ass IUD. She was hogging the pigs. Give Peas A Chance. Sleeping with Hands Like a Chicken. Tom Hiddleston's Voice up my Hoo-Ha. Kidnappers are dicks. You know him from such things as... Canada. Morris Code. Driving the Tip into the Ground. Goodnight Cillian Murphy With Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65c2783ba98dfd0017b3e8eb/media.mp3
TMS 2594: The Phlebotomist Vibe
Published: Mon, 05 Feb 2024
Description: Una Lipa. Lawnmower Cat. Heroin Tight. Knot an Eagle Scout. When the Rubber is Tight. Brain Parking. Southpark Connection! Godzilla vs Fakeroni. Full Frontal Phlebotomy. Seeing Red, Then Grey, Then Black. Squib Game. Scubba and J-feg. Do dogs have names, because I like seriously wanted to know. $50 Cafeteria. Mainlining Conan with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65c123b8f1d1ad0018bfcdbc/media.mp3
TMS 2593: Phreakin' Phones
Published: Wed, 31 Jan 2024
Description: Can I get my leg to go? Silent Subliminals. You're Not Wrong, Exactly. Recies Piecies Yo! Year-round Peeps. Edible grass. He Puts the Jelly Beans in the Basket and... Eats...Grass... A Ridiculous Amount Of Diabetes. Orange Julius by Night. I Don't Own McAfeeeeeeeeee. Bok Bok eggs. The Pen Is Brittle. There is no Morning Stream Tomorrow! Heavy is the Face That Wears the Headset with Tom. Random Freakin' Laser Beams With Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65ba964de43edc0016de74d1/media.mp3
TMS 2592: Burrito Flaps
Published: Tue, 30 Jan 2024
Description: Psychologically Reinforced Cement. Intermediate Wingdings and Squiggles. Whack-A-Doodle Graphics. He likes to do the burgle. Junuary. The Department Of Cakeology. Are chickens birds, cause I'd like really wanted to know? The Airlock Supreme. Feathered Farm Food. Poop it Out, Barf it Out, LET IT OUT! Terry fingers Martin. Reality TV style garage chickens. Knotting Hill climax. You Had Me at Hrrwww! Making 300 Things with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65b938c2669ed10016642c32/media.mp3
TMS 2591: Louder Milk
Published: Mon, 29 Jan 2024
Description: Nightmare Diapers. Parasitic Foreplay. No buckets of popcorn, no KTdata and no Lt. Yar! It's the Story.. Of a Pope named Gregory.. Warren Peas. Brian, the non influencer. Potty mouth parrots. Bill and Bob, they're interchangeable. Full Vegas Churn mode. The over under on Godzilla. Smear that Day. I Could Care Even Less. Scott's hole in 16k! Where In The World Is Brian Destefano? Calendar science with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65b7ea39aaf72e00168457e3/media.mp3
TMS 2590: Inaugural Dump
Published: Thu, 25 Jan 2024
Description: An Inaugural Dump is the number one number two. Maybe he's born with it, maybe its splinters. This knife cuts thru butter like onions. Pinky and the Brine. Copius Degenerative Gambling. Multimillion Dollar Scissors. Go Bidet All The Way. Muggles versus Drywallers. They're building from inside the house. Wound To Wound Contact. The Pandemic Knife Incident. War Hammer Knife. Describe things with words that describe them. Come to Vegas and do stuffâ¦or not, it's up to you. Fishing on Thin Ice with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65b2a5ec76a80900176874b9/media.mp3
TMS 2589: Spider-Scents
Published: Wed, 24 Jan 2024
Description: The nuts come later. Telepathetic. Slice of the Mundane. Psychosomatic Donut. The Butt Fire. The Thriller Hole. Is there any red port wine left? There were TWO meats. Smells Like Melanie. Is he Austrian or German? Finnish him! Better Short Than Long. Drivin' Pirate Ships Around. Pop was Anthony Daniels. Tuesday Night RAW on Mondays with Tom. Going Full Buscemi with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65b157f4e969a60016b27221/media.mp3
TMS 2588: Goldman Sucks
Published: Tue, 23 Jan 2024
Description: Before The South Parkening. Look! There's one of the lesser Hemsworths! Perfectly stuck landing award. Venus d' Groot. adding with Wolves. Simon & Buffett. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Bustle Pocket. Bismark Omit Leafage Buckbank. Vehicular Cleanliness. Dingos Stole My Country. I find your lack of knowledge of Isla Fisher disturbing. Thank You For Banking With Bono. Kim's Hot Powder. I'm a Barbie Song, Oscars Have Gone Wrong. Monkeys prescribing LSD with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65b0038e882133001633b264/media.mp3
TMS 2587: Lyft With Your Legs
Published: Mon, 22 Jan 2024
Description: When you're here, you're nosey. Hello, You Precious Driver. The Fake Baby and the Little Person. Ikea Sherpa. Pimple Butt Pope. Prescribe Bacon to All Zoes. Hobbit Dinner. Brian Had a Redacted Incident. The Walking Boot of Wall Street. Flying Donut. John doesn't save the world. The Requirement Dance. Bacon Wrapped Wounds. Is your blood type Marinara or Alfredo? Good Violence With Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65aeb009abc85d00163578fb/media.mp3
TMS 2585: Rhesus Species
Published: Thu, 18 Jan 2024
Description: Lemonade-Based Hearing Loss. Scurvy Simplex 1. The Bag of Freezage. Thanks for the cup of diabetes. I don't like Monkey Herpeeeeees! I bought $20 of identity theft. Don't Shove Your 12 Year Old Into A Box. Jiffy Lube keeps my food cold. Pipe Safe Goo. A Paul Sized Hole. Hermes Simplex. There are 3 Mistakes. How's your mom's therapy game? In a box, in a bag, in the trash. Her Idiot Older Brother with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65a96dddd25b440016d20c93/media.mp3
TMS 2584: Blepharitis!
Published: Wed, 17 Jan 2024
Description: Isn't There a Lobster Called Sebastian the Crab? Chairs for dogs that sneak around. Crusty snow stole my glove. Huffing and Puffing. Can Michael Cera grow a beard cuz I like really wanted to know. Laptop Handstand. Why Don't You Tell Me The Creature You Want To Name? Special Hyena. Irish, we have no cool chicks. Zonk Right Out. Big Fat Stupid Pants. Walmart of Ski Resorts. Sidekick Sandwich. The Sound of Silence with Tom. Who's Eating Who With Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65a81ebb224eec0017995c48/media.mp3
TMS 2583: Burner Herzog
Published: Tue, 16 Jan 2024
Description: Dr. Kneetothecrotch, DDS. Medically Required Naked Kitchen Dancing. We Be Parker. Bathroom Is No Longer the Library. Kum 'n' Go is now Giz 'n' Whiz. I Cannot Fulfill This Title Request It Goes Against OpenAI Policy. Pushing On An Eyeball. Series of Two Films. Ass-Building Techniques Requested. Temu Sweatshirts, Nothing Like It! Help Wanted: Burner Person. I Don't Like Applebeeeeeeeeees. Bingeing at the movies. Dance around the kitchen in your underwear. Degenerate Gambling Experiences with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65a6c49ffa1a3b0016fba60f/media.mp3
TMS 2582: Moist Points
Published: Mon, 15 Jan 2024
Description: Pacino Panini. Pasta Decaprio. You're A Fine Grit Mr Ibbott. A buck a teet, cant be beat. You get NO Michelin Stars, NO Scorsese and NO Lieutenant Yar! My Bully takes Apple Pay. Juggernaut Bitch. Ice cream sprinklers. Hard Hump to Jump, Yo. Marmaduke-Looking Morons. 12 Year Old Scott Is Unavailable. Fisherman's Worf in not a Merry Man! I used to sing with a woman who owned a Ponderosa and retired. Lay into it like a boxer. Pseu Pseu Pseudioscience With Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65a5785f80f73500164dc5c0/media.mp3
TMS 2581: Scuntry
Published: Thu, 11 Jan 2024
Description: The Carter Johnson exotic zoo. 6 dudes in a chapel doing Halo. Choose the Middle You Like. First come, first seat. Squirt Eyes Outta Your Brain. Screametal. Kim had one, but I never looked at it. Southwest Has Concert Seating. Steve, the leopard gecko. My Legs Don't Fit Good, Lt Dan. Doing It In A Church. Nope, not there, no thanks, not next to that guy, nope, no. Miss Rachel, Nothing Like It! Mansplaining IUDs. Lessons In Familial Passive Aggression With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65a035e874a39d0016a9b863/media.mp3
TMS 2580: PonBon
Published: Wed, 10 Jan 2024
Description: In Space, Hootie Can't Hear Scott. Jessica Cheese Stain. Snow-crab is for Losers. Ruby Rod Slippin into your Capsole. $2.29 Steak Buffet. Underworld: Red On-Air Light. Wasn't she married to a One Direction? Hot Brads in your area. Hootie, No Blowfish. mmmmm Bottom Feeder Fish. This is a Ponderosa county, sir. The Gardanese of the Galaxah. Gardenese Passport. Viva Las CES with Tom. Trading off He-Man and Barbies with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/659ee4c6d18deb0016d1c70f/media.mp3
TMS 2579: Industrial Rapping
Published: Tue, 09 Jan 2024
Description: I said Alaska, but I didn't mean it. Butt Dial Included A Butt. A Shower and Dayquil. For Those About To Commute, We Salute You. Integumentary, my Dear Watson. Ka-$-ha Bonita. Trusted Adult Cocaine. Teeth Buds. These stamps are Spicy. Peal off the Posh. Exposing the Man-Mound. Guy Wrapped in a Couch. I Don't Like Dunkin Feceeeeeeees. No More Unlimited Soapy Pillows. Our Books Are Due with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/659d8bb298e3570016544441/media.mp3
TMS 2578: What Kind of a Skeletal Deal?
Published: Mon, 08 Jan 2024
Description: Not the Quirk I'm Looking For. It was a Cloche call. He Made the Donuts, It Was Time. Are Your Teeth part of Your Skeleton cos I like really wanted to know. It's Jack Skellington Not Jack Teethington. Drank From The Paul Rudd Fountain. Tuk Tuk Goose. I Ate A Fish That Had A Bomb In It. A Little Better, A Little Worse. Attack of the Pixie Cut Brunettes. Make Your 90s Business Again Before Everyone Dies. Mighty Peppy In My Kepi. Don't Put It On Your Tomato Soup If You Know What I Mean. Six More Weeks of Amazon Prime. Pulling a Half Johnson with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/659c38e0ec506c0016c788ee/media.mp3
TMS 2577: David Cop A Feel
Published: Thu, 04 Jan 2024
Description: Poetry of the Poultry. Self cooking chicken. Vent Your Engines. 80% Ibbott. The Puberty Angle. Living in a Damn Onion. Report Deaths for Tax Incentives. Ball Cock Not Included. Who names their toilets? 2038? Niceeeeeeeee. Tesla: Rise of the machines. Raw Meat for Speedrunners. Rob Lowe on The Floor. Your killer white cell count. Sincerely, Steve. David Coppafeel and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6596eb5b1707c300152a960f/media.mp3
TMS 2576: Change the Chicken Oil
Published: Wed, 03 Jan 2024
Description: He Got Tina's Chest. Catheter Inserted by Janitor. Ibbott Flu The Coop. The Lady Numbed Me. You gotta take me to dinner before I relax my tongue, lady! Are teeth bones? Because I'd like, really wanted to know. I've Never Shuffled That Truffle. An interesting use of Johnsons. First rule of Puke Streak is you don't talk about Puke Streak. Bash Bro Top. Reccamenntals! Pre CES talk with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6595a57fe73ad20016474f9b/media.mp3
TMS 2575: New Year, Same Show
Published: Tue, 02 Jan 2024
Description: Rock-Em, Sock-Em Rats. Holy sister of the immaculate nugget. First Shit of 2024. I'll Never Say Twenty Twenty Threeeeeeeeeee. Both Ends Have A Butt. I can't drive...whatever the posted speed limit is in your particular state! Flipping the Fryers in the Temple of Big Mac. I can't believe I paid $55 for this! American Balls Dropping. OK New Boomers. You'll have no stops, no traffic signals, and no Lieutenant Yar!! Jamie's Big Nasty Hand. Stop trying to make AWE SOME happen. Red On-Air Light with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65944d23d5efc500163918fd/media.mp3
TMS 2573: A Reptile Disfunction
Published: Thu, 21 Dec 2023
Description: Mad Max Futurama Road. Long press for threesom. Thongs Of Santas. I don't want all those Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeans. Timothee Shala mala bing bong. You'll Get No Santacon, No Hangover, and No Lieutenant Yar! Frankentree. Let's Set the Mini-Sabers. Pierced Hamm. CLAP CLAP CLAP STOP. Hats Off Lincolnites. Gumbo is code for sex orgy. That's A Tender Loin. Lucile Ball gremlin statue. Pull the Ripcord and Run with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/658480f48ddb3c00160f783c/media.mp3
TMS 2572: Rooster McCogburn
Published: Wed, 20 Dec 2023
Description: Oswald Copperpot. Big Lady Leg Drinks. I'm a Log Worker and That's Okay. Danger-Boy Nipples. Bad at the Wife Stuff. Sand in his crack with Dunaway. Drooping Hardware with Tom. A Pinkie in your Cocaine. Both Loud and Illegal. Maybe I was the Bully. The Wood Whisperer is TOO LOUD! Establish Your 100. Grab a thing, Move a thing, Control a thing. Incorrect correction. Just your typical beheading with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6583317340047000174f10ba/media.mp3
TMS 2571: The War on Dougs
Published: Tue, 19 Dec 2023
Description: Pencil Head Ibbott. Digging the Dougs. Congratulations You're Jewish! Ya boo, it's whatcha do. Vermin Herzog. Wet helicopter blades. Dig Dug Jones. Tanktop vibes. I gotta move down my ding. And then there's Moth. What Kind of a Deal, Wade? Statler and Waldorf Are Never Alone. Sticking his head into his hole. Thicc Batman. Airing of the Call Now Grievances and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6581dd9de544220018381977/media.mp3
TMS 2570: Holiday Nog
Published: Mon, 18 Dec 2023
Description: Blue Crotch! Brought to you by Vicks. So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen ex-wife. moisten your reed. Getting drilled with an eggplant. Oopma Loompas... Why'd it have to be Oopma Loompas? Parental Discretion Face. Timothy Shalladunaway. Beaver Ruin. Crotchaseptic. Hat-a-dashery. Sorry for the Maggots. Buy Milk & Have Fun Doing It. Prison sentences now 20% off! Crime doesn't pay when it's on Sale. Series S Socks With Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65808a576a3a580016875de0/media.mp3
TMS 2569: Artistic Nudity
Published: Thu, 14 Dec 2023
Description: Taking Care of the Lymph Balls. Weirdest shortest thing. Sucking on stuff helps. Sea Turd. Brain Fat. B&S railroad. Scooby Doo and the Beatles. Enjoy the Little Tendrills. Grimy Bit At the Bottom. 10,000 sub par donuts. I'm Drawing Mostly White Santas. Random cryovac logs. How Deep is Your Roy. Crikey Cream. Let's Be Better with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/657b4bd5e56a64001756cfa7/media.mp3
TMS 2568: Podfirming
Published: Tue, 12 Dec 2023
Description: No cavities, have a hot dog. Cutest Superspreader Event. Charge the Dentist a Cancelation Fee. Walmart Christmas Concert. Red On Clare Light. Yes Show Tomorrow. Between Me and the Hygienist. Calling Marie Cohen. Summer Sandals Santa. Chubby Little Lymph Node. (s) Simply Singing a Novelty Christmas Song. The Fish Aspect Does Not HELP. No Toothpaste, No Toothbrush, & No Lt Yar! Dunaway on an island with an alien and gorilla. Playing Defense with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65789decb83dd00012367672/media.mp3
TMS 2567: Tomato Blame
Published: Mon, 11 Dec 2023
Description: If you're married - Cut It in Half. Simply Drawing Santa Claus All The Time. All for One or None for All. Please mind the Kid's Gap. Looking at John's Ham. Zoe's Softcore Calendar. Still Require that Teat. At the law office of Strawberry Lemon and White. Backwards Address Bullshit. Calendar etiquette. Napoleon, Give Me Some of Your Frites. Charcuterie Board. What is Athlete? IKEA Knightly. Going Postal with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65774e87e796c300111f9142/media.mp3
TMS 2566: Seat Meat
Published: Thu, 07 Dec 2023
Description: I saw Scotty drawing Santa Claus, streaming on the internet last night. Shit Outta Cards Dot Com. Say Schlitz Slowly. Polygon Scheme. Dear money, I miss you. Please come home. Mango, cucumber, seaweed stuff. Chopsticks on my mind. Stages Of Stupid. Vaseline Milk. Free pavement pizza with fill up. The Untouched Crayon. Literary Tits. Auntie-antimum. The color of dumb. Don't call me Windy with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65720e978321cf0012ef75db/media.mp3
TMS 2565: Mister Meat Sticks
Published: Wed, 06 Dec 2023
Description: Dick bosses. The Font of all Malware. Sandpaper Sex Thing. Now With Extra Bit Rot. The Search For Bauhaus! No triangle, no square, and no Lt. Yar! Jam a handful in yer maw while yer loadin'. Saltine face stuffing. Matt can see clearly now the surgery's done. How about a Barbie. A Big Box Of Track. Lick a stick. Family Feud Herpes Edition. The Korean Twitch War with Tom. Scott, The Hipster, Won't watch what you tell him...with Randy & Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6570bdcfd29512001241e6ab/media.mp3
TMS 2564: Mac & No Cheese
Published: Tue, 05 Dec 2023
Description: Phillip Thomas Michael Hall. Put That In Your Chicken And Melt It. Delivering Salt to your Face. Does the carpet match the horn? Burrito Body. I Can't Believe it's Not Cheese. Naked-Ass Saltine. The Hobbit Very Smooth and convincing. I don't like excessive peeeeeeeen. Doxing Joey Butafuko. Not-Quite-Pepperoni on Not-Quite-Pizza. As older, aging white men go. Cool Dude is Two For One. Hydrant baby, just drip some water under the tree for me. Literary Time of the Month with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/656f671b169a2c0012e6c5aa/media.mp3
TMS 2563: Suitably Whackadoo
Published: Mon, 04 Dec 2023
Description: Getting 69'd out of Disney Land. Whats-his-bucket, and the other guy. The 5 Things Scott Knows About Sport. A Stocking Filled With Soup. Hitchcock Tummy Tuck. Rheinholt and Doug. Do the Brewers still exist cos I like really wanted to know. 2 Fast 2 Furiosa. The happiest exit on Earth. John Henry's Ghost Peppers. Mario Kart bathroom numb. Canadian Super Pig invasion. Nobody can fight Big Wedding. Transparent Purple Hemmaroid. Anything Everywhere all at Once with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/656e1412de25a0001277bf67/media.mp3
TMS 2562: Discount Shocker
Published: Thu, 30 Nov 2023
Description: Cold Farts & Wet Fish. The Ciserian Calendar. White Controller Confusion. Misty's Flapjacks. Old Furiosa Bookends. Spit-Balloon Kids Stole my Wishbone. Sopranos, not the singers. Dog Food meat loaf sandwiches. too much name. Obi-Wan Ibbott. I Like Spending Time In Holes. Choking on reality. I hate floating holidays. Who Fell Off the Roof? Mindfully Eating Cake With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6568d71bb44b8f0012d9a864/media.mp3
TMS 2561: The Squid Ink Games
Published: Wed, 29 Nov 2023
Description: Death Star Technical Support. Left Ball Therapy with Dunaway. How do you Herd Nerfs? Who's the Big Fat Guy and the Skinny Guy? You CAN watch shows with words on the bottom. I'll Take Whale Semen for $400 Alex. Unaffordable gallons of liquid. Milking the scorpions. Stan Lee defeats the Avengers. Opening the Worms of Can. Wookiee Up on Top. Worn A Pair, Never Owned A Pair. Focus on the Left Ball. Wanted, But Not in a Poster Way, with Tom. We're Going to Foggy Mountain, Charlie with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6567845e46897a00136b8d78/media.mp3
TMS 2560: Auto-Baton
Published: Tue, 28 Nov 2023
Description: United Colors of Ibboton. Not a Winning Streak more a Winning Hobble. An Experiment In Degenerate Gambling. Not-a-mot-on not nota-mot-on. Bad Guys Can Be Girls. As Billie Eilish said ... Durh. The Italian Symbiote. Making the Lion's End's Meet. Disney Jail. Scamoroni. Coverville Covered the Black. Watch Out Oates He'll Sue You Up. Oates a Small World After All. Dodging Balls in a Hotel Room. Prunish Props with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65662b44f7e6aa0012791515/media.mp3
TMS 2559: Liquor Piquor
Published: Mon, 27 Nov 2023
Description: The Cliff Clavin Cinematic Universe. Fetus Team Six. Hey Jude I skinned a Cat. Uterus Diddlefiss. Precious Family Memories and Bedroom Encounters. When in doubt, Chuck it out! Creepy Uncle's Foot Fetish Side Hustle. The Ratzenberger Fury. Bite My Rhymes. Do nothing, win prizes. Snakes On A Pizza. Tarantino Chips. The Price of Feet. Luke Drinks The Blue Milk. Drugs and Submarines and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6564d5e185f70b0012491b13/media.mp3
TMS 2558: BURMP!
Published: Wed, 22 Nov 2023
Description: When you're Smurfing, the whole world Smurfs with you. LetFlix. Midlife Crisis, DDS. Gargamel at the Ready. Dr Douchinferts. Someone else made that haircut happen. Oh what a Feeling, Watching TeeVee on the Ceiling. Logitech Legmouse. Scott Johnson, Cobra Commander. Smartass Smurf. Flander M'Gander. Thanks for all of the Podfading Jokes. It's raining fuel, Hallelujah. Everyone Wants to Be Gaston. Alt-Man with Tom. Incredible Things We're Not Going to Know with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/655e4a16ba3425001279be53/media.mp3
TMS 2557: Hobo Face Pancakes
Published: Mon, 20 Nov 2023
Description: The Important thing is that You Feel Bad. Scott forces Fury Road on another victim. YOU SUCK! ...Thanks for listening! Miami Vice City. Harrison Ford was a carpenter. You know who else was a Carpenter.... Karen. Horses are Assholes. Sidle Lessons. Kentucky Derbay. Keith Richards Sucks Lifeforce. Emotional Support Horse. Why Does The Michelin Man Give Out Stars? Turkey Ferts & Leftovers. Nobody listens to Amy. Big Feet Mean Big Shoes. Thanks Dr. Eyeball. Get Me Photos! Photos of Omni-Man, with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/655ba0c364b7080012942817/media.mp3
TMS 2556: All Hail Shlamoopy
Published: Thu, 16 Nov 2023
Description: I Have Spread Disease Before. M'Cack not M'Cock. The Stamps of Attunement. Darren Agnostic. Exiling Squirrels. Soft and Soggy Bags. Weirdo White Man. The Smell of Burning Smoke. It wasnât me. It was the face. I'm in the mood for goat horns. Michael is a Psychotic Child. Shirtless With A Baby Tiger. Jesus is a Pillow. Click on my box and tell me that you love me. Being Rude to Boomers with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/655664a4b9f31f00112e4f0b/media.mp3
TMS 2555: The Wrong Whopper
Published: Wed, 15 Nov 2023
Description: The B-52 Ladies. There are always two Twix, a master, and an apprentice. (V) I'm fed up with the emma effing Clares on this emma effing Plane. Headwound Harry. Don't Dead. A cat named Judah. $20 buys you 5 acres and a horse. Guns And Potatoes In Idaho. The Poop & Pee Preshow. Overnight Hump & Dump. Burger King Fries. y'know For Dogs. Impossible to Save Cows. DTK: Down To KitKat. In Brussels they're just called Sprouts... With Tom! SchittOutOfPotential.com with Scott, Brian, Randy...AND A CAVEMAN and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65550f8af0fa320012d72650/media.mp3
TMS 2554: Toolbag in Orbit
Published: Tue, 14 Nov 2023
Description: Pope A Mon Go. The Earth, Very Smooth and Convincing. Hate the Impression, not the Impressioner. Throwing hands and flipping pancakes. Groping Earth. COME AT ME CHURCH LADY! WE'RE NOT SCARED! Scooby and Boobie in the Morning. I went to an MMA match and a Waffle House broke out. Weirdos Are Weird At Night. Amalgamations of Meat. Do nuggets have names because I like really wanted to know? Bell, Boot, Devoe. I am all out of Guys. Wine & Dine me ...before taking a dump on me. It's all relative relativity. Beard-Free Chicken Wings with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6553b29e633f520012d758a7/media.mp3
TMS 2553: The Chicken Zone
Published: Mon, 13 Nov 2023
Description: The Best Hamburgers In The Bidness. Same dog, new home owners. Killing with KIMness. schrodinger's neighbors. Have Fun With The Baby... WE'RE OFF TO DISNEYLAND! They Forgot Us On Purpose. Crying Blood. Show me on the map where New Hampshire touched you. The Fettuccine Incident. Audible Tina Gasp. Bruised By Biscuits. New Pokemon - ChickFilA. every girls crazy bout my sharp ass blades. Biscuit Bruises with Randy. Science Bomb Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6552671ef64c6e001295e4fc/media.mp3
TMS 2552: Prickly Mouth Feel
Published: Thu, 09 Nov 2023
Description: V is for Vomit, that's good enough for me. It's Funny Scott Day On TMS. Opening a Can of Whoop Worms. Today's episode is brought to you by the letters U, V, and H. We should have mugged 2500. The mirror takes no reflection and leaves no reflection. Wasn't There a Show with Jon Stewart Called the Jon Something Show? Pop rocks carbonated the bad meat. Please un-lurk and speak up. Dashing behind the peaches. Please hit me so I can get a new car. Can mirrors see, because stoners, like, really want to know! I Don't Know Why That Played. I played bass with Somerset Gimp in the 90s. Baby faced Nick gets hitched. I'm the problem with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/654d2349af4b3f0012d78a95/media.mp3
TMS 2551: Herb Your Enthusiasm
Published: Wed, 08 Nov 2023
Description: Hey Rocky, watch me pull a hat out of a rabbit! Bo Ho Ho Eee = buoy. All Intensive Porpoises. Brain said DeLorean, mouth said Batmobile. Car talk with Dunaway. Sprouting to Brussels and BlizzCon with Tom. Don't blow in my face! Scott Is Having That Checked. Hintatudes. Separating the buoy from the boy. Giving it to Big Burger. His Name was Rocky Shit. Doing a little duty on the hole. JRaw. Pretty Sly for a Write Guy with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/654bd0ee56a325001290033d/media.mp3
TMS 2550: Too Many Cox
Published: Tue, 07 Nov 2023
Description: The Other Carbonated Meat. The Blues, The Twos and the Jigglypuffs. La Praxima Semana de Los Muertos. Johnny Lookback. Congestive Meat Failure. If I agree with this, can we never talk about this again? Validate the Mandella. Burying Patrick. Fish cucumbers. Red Sauce Dawn. Navarone of the Guns. A shirt, pants, and weird hot sauce. Not that Michael Douglas. Luca Brasi Sleeps with the Pasta. In the Corner with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/654a7e8b84df860012e53048/media.mp3
TMS 2549: Fargo Chipmunks
Published: Mon, 06 Nov 2023
Description: Stay Hebrew National. You Can Do It In A Henley. Don't Trust The Tea in 1773. I Only Get it For the Naked Cats. We can do Zip Shit. Mom's 127 Rib Story. No teeny little beef sticks. Drinking the Metzen Juice. Your flag is armed and dangerous! Bismuth Adjacent. Steakon Bacon. Hanky-Pank Yourself. Ad Block for Life. 85 Year Olds should neither scoot nor climb furniture! Set your Air Fryer to Nuggets. Crisis at Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6549279b6905da001263a18f/media.mp3
TMS 2548: Snowloween
Published: Thu, 02 Nov 2023
Description: Meat infused buildings. The Scent of a Donut. The Mage Went To College. What's Shia Leboeuf doing these days. You know I don't really care. The artist formerly known as Twitter. Made Of Crepe Paper And Sticks. Scott Can Feel The Sexy Sax. AmishOverlord is neither Amish nor an OverLord. Discuss. Retracting the Pre-Tip. Wargon love. McLawsuit. Stop trying to make Pre-Tipping a thing! Naked Treats. Moonlighting feels so right. Swimming in Soup with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6543daad8235ab0012b9443d/media.mp3
TMS 2547: Grocery Store Belt
Published: Wed, 01 Nov 2023
Description: Why the Boob Lady? I Don't Like Reeceeeeees Pieceeeeeees. Porshay. You get NO Mule Muffins, NO Bull Semen and NO Lt Yar! It's a bull market on semen. Star Wars Trek with Tom. Do you remember the Halloween spaghetti? Dunway Wants To Axe You a Question. Dough Nob. Same as Uranus. What a crazy random happenstance! David Buoy. Is there a show if no one hears it? Motley Crue, Featuring Buckwheat. Good William Hunting staring Matthew Damon Randy Nicole Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65428d7558f3b500128918ff/media.mp3
TMS 2546: Chewranchula
Published: Tue, 31 Oct 2023
Description: Delicious Kevin Bacon. Kill the Dry Humpers. Rub it on your Snickers. Getting Wiggy With It. OOO Scary Brian! Happy Dollarbabyween! Big Wigs not Big Enough. We can't all die first. Carpel Tunnel of the R.C.M.P. But do the cuffs match? All Expense Spared. Drinking Jason Water. Pepperidge Farm Dis-remembers. Spider Averse. Gory, Horrory Halloween Films with Monica. Errors of Various Materials with BILL and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/654135df88ac54001264f0bf/media.mp3
TMS 2545: Baggie of Soup
Published: Mon, 30 Oct 2023
Description: Do Phones Have OS Because I Like Really Wanted to Know. Full sized Johnson candy. Smart TVs are dumb. Up in the night with the meat. Here's Florida Georgia Linw with a song about Colorado called Montana. Harr the Harrar Stary. Trick or Jambalaya. Scott Is A Conflator. Dressing up as Jack Shit. Pear Pressure. 3 Book Weekend. Not a Witch, But Still a Duck. I curse you, apparently. Test driving Tristan. Digestion Speed Run with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/653fe5eb04ed950012ed1144/media.mp3
TMS 2544: Breed your Blakes
Published: Thu, 26 Oct 2023
Description: TMS Math. Santa's Webinar. Night At The Jamba Juice. Yo Quiero Copyright. Nunchucks. Not Just for chucking Nuns. Blizcasoft. Extra-Curricular Halloweenies. Wires Not Impervious To Scizzors. A juice at the Roxbury. Porky Pigging It. Unequivably. The Right Deft Hand. Stupu-it. It's Gin O'Clock In Ireland. Wendi Dunford, Gun for hire and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/653a9e895e8173001244b343/media.mp3
TMS 2543: A Brotherhood of Cheetos
Published: Wed, 25 Oct 2023
Description: Edward Rakehands. Hold me closer Tony Danza. Yakkin' Yeti. Give me my horny games. Big needle tree. Truckbed spongecake. Who's the Full House Boss? Herkulay Prayray. Chaos with Claire and Dunaway. My Lawn Mower Is A Vacuum Cleaner. Gimme my tig ol' bitties! Skeletons showing too much skin. Scott Has A Tree Growing In His Eye. A Kerfuffle With Tom. The Akwafina Scale with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6539512ffc473400127e5a60/media.mp3
TMS 2542: A Case O' Queso
Published: Tue, 24 Oct 2023
Description: One Step Closer to Parasite. Tick Tick Boom Boom. Heimlich-er, Not the Heimlich-ee. Mario Ass Mario Business. Makin Music in my sus-sus-studio. Keto People Talk Macros. One Pump Chump. The Goodest Dude. You got Rap in my Musical! Foot in Two Chat Ponds. Pumpkin Spice Chai Drink in the Fall - So Unique. New Burger Smell. I picked up Spider-Man, not that heavy! The Blankening. Ask your doctor if Hammiltent is for you. Board Games with Hockey Loving Bastard Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6537fcd81d1c940012b4b9ac/media.mp3
TMS 2541: Southern Lag
Published: Mon, 23 Oct 2023
Description: As Gay as the Day is Long. Helen Keller is blind, we can't see her. Re-Al Housewives of Salt Lake. She'd Be From A Thing. Salt Lick City. Guys kicking balls, it's family friendly! Dunaway Knows Some Cows. Show Me Hello Kitty's Birth Certificate. Open Eyes, Open Hearts, Open Lose. Doll-Based Horror. THEN YOU CAN EAT JELLY. Better Than Eating A Baby. Shit for Free ain't the issue. Konami code for luck. Fingering nerdy pies with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6536a5de4702040012b9a6b9/media.mp3
TMS 2540: More, less great
Published: Thu, 19 Oct 2023
Description: Sore me up in one arm. The Dr. and his magical screwdriver. The Shoveler, he uses a shovel right? 1992, plus or minus 12 years. She's Bagel Coffee, not Tea Croissant. Blake Breeders. Harbor Freight: Not Just Harbors and Not Just Freight. Omaha: The Home Of Stuff & Things. Every Time You Sing...A Note. Might as well face it, you're a sharp dressed man! We like Florida when they're available for news coverage. Was it a bomb? depends. Betting Other People's Money. I've Heard of Gummy Bears, But This is Ridiculous. Perfect, Expensive, and hard with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65316abd9e43d7001220d71a/media.mp3
TMS 2539: No Show Yesterday
Published: Wed, 18 Oct 2023
Description: Drooping cable. You can WIN GOOGLE! Godfellas. Moratorium on Memoriam's. Dr. Whoville. YOU SHALL NOT FAST PASS! Unscrew His Crotch. Animatronic Bullshit. Peanuts PornHub. Mama Murphy. Trimmed down Irishman. What's he doing these day? Oh, he's decomposing. 4 Sets of Hips and 1 Crotch. Barbie Cyberpunk. Fury Road is my K-Pop with Tom Merritt. Chucklehead Recommentals with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65301cdbe700940012d777d3/media.mp3
TMS 2538: The Havening
Published: Mon, 16 Oct 2023
Description: Reduced Libido Eulogy. Porkish. Funeral potatoes. Thats a typo. What's a Floctave? Crumplage in the Bumperage. Phone sax. Cold hands down the pants. That's The Number Before 12? Beware Crab Boiled Corn on the Cob. They call it an Isle Royal with Cheese. I want to buy the fake TVs. Scamp Chauvanist Pig. If I play Mario, I am cheating on Zelda. Mineral balanced breakfast with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/652d707dbfc0890012d1a2bb/media.mp3
TMS 2537: Fumpkin Spice
Published: Thu, 12 Oct 2023
Description: 14 Points of Reticulation. We are all chairs. What Would Dave Thomas Do? Eating off the spotless giraffe. Psychosomatic Skipping. Where Did This Adult Come From? An old soul, as evidenced by his receding hairline. Bad Kerning and Leading Sensitivity. Hoof to Horn. Hannah Hannah Bobanna, Hannah. Looking For Logic, This Is Not The Place. Brian's bulk and guns are deceptive. Baby Aspirin memories. Done with the Pumpkin Spice overload. Schrodinger's Strawman is Morally Injured with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65282eb2d5cc040012a9e5f6/media.mp3
TMS 2536: Twice Fried A.I.
Published: Wed, 11 Oct 2023
Description: Brother cousins. Zed Germans. The Slap Was A Lie. Worst. Video Game. Movie. Ever. More For Less With Tom. Ze Morgen Streamen. Can I interest you in a slightly used Street Fighter? Not So Jiggy With It. Swimming in Brian's aura of warmth. One Rotation Later. Twin Genetics is Just Like Back to the Future. The most stoned sober person. Genetically equivalent live caller. No Airport, No Impacted Colon and No Lt. Yar! Reccamentals with Randall Cunningham Junior Jordan Johnson and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6526d9fa2646e8001266c47a/media.mp3
TMS 2535: Objectionable Vegetables
Published: Tue, 10 Oct 2023
Description: Misty and the Hand Shandy. Crossing the Celebrity Prostitute Streams. Declare Your Poop! 1-900-ANNOYING-PUPPETS. Party All The Time And Something In Your Butt. R.O.L.A.I.D.S spells Funktastic. Crappy Jewelry. If you can't see the puppets, it's just a guy doing a dumb voice. Organ Transitions. Depressing Buttons. What happens on TV at 2 AM nowadays? A bird murdermuration. The Chuddening! A Little Stymie. That time of the month with TVs Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6525862feacd800012010272/media.mp3
TMS 2534: Down To Wrench
Published: Mon, 09 Oct 2023
Description: Moistly Water. Stripping My Nuts. Whacking hammer jerk rotation. Full Redneck Ibbott. Possums, Footlong Rats & Cats, Oh My! Twerk and Torque. Know the difference. Air Fryer Dogrito. All Trevors are Readheads, but not all Redheads are Trevors. Japan Spacey Gundam Style. 40 bucks is 40 bucks. Dave, The Stripper. Horror movie night, and still no Parasite. Couple hits and it came right out. Gotta do some pumping to get fluid back in the lines. Captain America's Chesticles with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/652434597c5f6b0012ffaecc/media.mp3
TMS 2533: Thank You For Chering
Published: Thu, 05 Oct 2023
Description: Professional Morticia. Welcome To Laquinta California. The Borg Queen and the Christmas Prince. Strange things are afoot at CVS. Dodge trucks are Ford tough. Embalming For Dummies. Follow Your Dead Dreams. Dongle Nostalgia. Haunted by Smoking Butts. We Like Mike. Red On-Air Prince. Smelling the Right Tree. Elijah Blue Diamond Almond. White Pages, Red Flags! Freakin' For Two With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/651ef374e6253800117484eb/media.mp3
TMS 2532: Tantric Algebra
Published: Tue, 03 Oct 2023
Description: 6 oz of bone. Van playing the field for presents. Stack everyone in Texas. Rip Torn, son of Tiger Torn. One Sitting, One Shitting. I Don't Like Vegan Speeeeeeeeeeeed. Cranky Pants. Not My Princess. Thank You Very Much, TYVM. Wall of Wines. You'll get NO XRAY Specs, NO Fart Gas and NO Lieutenant Yar! Let's go ride the Owmybumga! Kim watches porn at the library. Bandolier delivery method. Eff Dr Drew with Red Fraggle and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/651c4ebc315af9001109ce58/media.mp3
TMS 2531: Knead You Tonight
Published: Mon, 02 Oct 2023
Description: The Star Wars along The Fury Road. Putting children in their bags. The Wilhelm Laugh. Candy Corn Dressed As Robin. Good & Plenty As Multiple Men. Theater is Fancy. AI Colon. Frankenstein Barfing In A Pumpkin. Don't Forget the The. Goin in hard on the beef. Freshly-Canned Laughter. Inserting Dunaway. Double Up Day. Stinky Ball in the Desert. Science: Something Cool And Learny with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/651af6957049220011600852/media.mp3
TMS 2530: GoRefundMe
Published: Thu, 28 Sep 2023
Description: The Science of The Wet Spot. The Hilt Is The Taint Of The Sword. Infect people with kindness. The Bros Must Be Crazy! TMS is Robots all the way down. (s) All around me there are stupid faces. I Use Daggers! Stabby Stabby Stab. That rotten carrot bowling bag smell. Listen here, Engagement Farmer. Kevin Bacon this kindness shit. Tony the Terry. H2O Conspiracy Theories. Assume everyone's a shithead. Inverted guests. Keith & No Girl. Feminist Lens Crafting With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6515bb3dd257620011860336/media.mp3
TMS 2529: Mainlining Some Cheddar
Published: Wed, 27 Sep 2023
Description: Ask your Doctor if Assifex is right for you! Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from Orange Car yo? First Three Pointy Boobs. No Wellness to check. I Don't Want To Be Karen! Children of Potter. Abandoned Orange Looks Sus. I Don't Like Plastic Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese! Past the Point of Wellness. Planet Touchdown. Alf is Not a Dog. Never-ending Lyft Story. Tick On The Tire. These Six Considerations with Tom. All the Questions, None of the Answers with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65146afc28434100111a9f84/media.mp3
TMS 2528: Barrel Fish
Published: Tue, 26 Sep 2023
Description: THIS is Why TikTok is Bad. Hands up the butt Muppets. A little bit of the old eggs and pecker. The King Formerly Known As Prince. The Kentucky part of Nevada. Exceptionalism drives into dumbness. Crawled Through the Shit For My Apple Watch and Made it Out the Other Side. Scooter's Gonna Scoot. Rowlf is two dudes. Nobody Likes Listicles. How Regular Is Your Cheese? The Bears Like Krispy Kreeeeeeeeeeeeme. Bear Don't Care! Modern Day Stupid. The stink of health. Writing Down The List In Your Head With Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65130de8d90fb600115c9ffe/media.mp3
TMS 2527: Squatty Scrubby Dude
Published: Mon, 25 Sep 2023
Description: The Parasite Streak Continues. This is Kim's husband. He's a PODCASTER! I don't like Jalapeno and Oyster beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer! Wreakin' the CVS Bathroom. PAN AM: Pansexual Amateursexual. Put That In Your Chicken And Roast It! There's Nothing West of Seattle. Back End. No Barf. Dog Bit My Crotch and I Liked it. Beer Makes People Happy. A Big Gulp Of Beer. Bombdiggity. A complete backend operation. We invented podcasting, dammit! Copyright law is messed up with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6511bd729a13e00011b68f37/media.mp3
TMS 2526: Circadian Zombie Disruption
Published: Wed, 20 Sep 2023
Description: Pants loses to whip. Armless Chaps. Special ops Linus. There are Three Doors. Are Pigskins Made of Cow Because I Like Really Wanted to Know. That's Me and a Spice Girl (Losing My Religion). What Happened In Vegas Came Home With Brian. Left us to flounder while you did shit. Pennywise tangled your Ethernet, now ESCAPE!! 6 Oreo Cookies for $100. That's Some Barry Bullshit. Even Pancakes Need To Pay Rent. Darts have finally caught up to bowling. Low-Poly Rabbit Mask. Stupid A Word Conversations with Tom. Zen Deficient Recommentals with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/650b307894ff5d00119593f5/media.mp3
TMS 2525: Nothing Flopped Out
Published: Tue, 19 Sep 2023
Description: I don't like the Big Bang Theoreeeeeeeee. Having to put up with nice people. He Talks Too Much and Cuts...Grass. Barfinal. Puke, Punch, & Run! Hello! I'm Joe Social! Splitting the Juniper. Singularity to Sitcom: the Big Bang Story. Making Fun At You. Oh, it gets worse. Right Back Into The Carafe. Famous Jeff. It's All Generic With Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6509d79d911cf1001166a97f/media.mp3
TMS 2524: Zit of Opulence
Published: Mon, 18 Sep 2023
Description: Italian Crustacean Infestation. Teaching the Baby Some Shit. I don't like ZomBeeeeeeees! 1000 condoms, Weekend at Clare's. Align The Steins. Four-Eyed Gut Ripper. Bad case of Italian Crabs. Hands off my poopinephrin. Mako Mako Mako! English is WEIRD! Animals that Don't Fart with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/650888e68298b50011b514bc/media.mp3
TMS 2523: The Glove Department
Published: Thu, 14 Sep 2023
Description: Church lady tomatoes. Beefsteak Tomatoes are neither Beef nor Steak. DISCUSS! Funyuns, Neither Fun nor Onions. I Said Change My McNuggets, not CHANGE in my McNuggets. Fritos: Not Freedom Toes. MGM Not So Grand. Earthy Moldy Corky. Who has silent Ys? Never knew you needed to pass advanced chemistry to PICK A BLEEPING WINE! Weirdos Always Existed but now they have Platforms. No MGM reservations, No MGM gambling and no MGM Lt. Yar! Domesticated Trash Panda. sauerkraut sweaty yogurt. Bring Back Wasabiiiiiiiii. Goatless with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/650340141b062800112610bb/media.mp3
TMS 2522: Dirt Pink
Published: Wed, 13 Sep 2023
Description: Hootie & The Mute Fish. Coin hole, with Dunaway. Hootie 42, where are you, we got some work to do now. Nothing Like A Nice Blue Doodle. You burnt my umber. SHOW ME FLESH! The Ceruleans Are Attacking! Products, Products....Products. Every 5th Grader is a Tennis Expert. If Crayola is Racist that's not my fault. I don't like frozen veggieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. Carbonated Pepsi Clear Meat. Martin Short, Old, and Crispy. TMS - Totally Mentioning Sports. Justifiable F-Bombs with Randy & Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6501ed4d55456200112c1cc5/media.mp3
TMS 2521: Mystical Mike and The Complete Monty
Published: Tue, 12 Sep 2023
Description: Dinner Sized Plate. Stove Top Hurry Chode. I Distamember. I Like USB Ceeeeeeeeeee. The Wasp Effect is Worse than the Butterfly Effect. Please switch your dogs from snort to silent. Recycling is real. PROVE IT YOU CAN'T! Premium Economy Dog Farts. Happy Obsolete iPhone Day! It's My Flatulence Support Dog. Don't tip a Frenchman. Tina hates things that are good. You Will Moo & Move. Stovetop's Mom Lifts. This is My Process with TV's Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/f964fed8-518d-11ee-9f8d-4f3e3c9f9bf1/media.mp3
TMS 2520: Gopherfest
Published: Mon, 11 Sep 2023
Description: Neuters with Wolves. Avert Your Eyes in Theater 3! Poking the bra. Ol French Guy Grump. See you in the Double-Stuff Filling, baby! Philly Phart Nuggets. What Ruins The Theater Experience? Other People! It Watches the Chubby Kitten fall over or it gets the hose again. Hammering shit while getting shit hammered. Professor Shithead. Righty Fighty...Lefty Snappy. Nichole Kidman is 3/4 machine now. The Yachtest of Rock. The Space we do in the Shadows. Major Spoilers with Mr. Schleicher and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/174717a6-50c6-11ee-9b63-4b496c3af2d5/media.mp3
TMS 2519: Mary Steamversion
Published: Thu, 07 Sep 2023
Description: Some people's mufky fufky is a sloppy joe. Beef Loaf. Jewish Wolverine is Shnict. Supernatural Pudding. Barbie Oppenheimer Checks In! I can't say that definition of sloppy joe. Is Meatloaf Sandwich in Urban Dictionary cos I like really wanted to know. Roulette is horrible. Eat More Spagaragus! Poop On A Plane! Turning up my headphones to drown out the stink. Paw Patrol Porn Packaging. This window hurts in perpetuity. *chikachikachika* I'M A WRITER! Lite Bright therapy with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/f9045fd2-4da1-11ee-8bcc-db3066bd238c/media.mp3
TMS 2518: Spirit of Halloween
Published: Wed, 06 Sep 2023
Description: The Morning Sausage. You get NO Sexy Nurse, NO Sexy Batman, and NO Sexy Lieutenant Yar!!! We stuff it - You eat it. All pig, no blanket. You've Got a Black Car, I'm Gonna Uber To Anywhere. Going Full Mitch McConnell. An Uncle Ben Moment, Spider-Man Not the Rice. Toss me the whip Mom! Boosoom Buddies. Wood is Sticks. The Pick Up Yer Poop Cough. Dirks Bentley is my Gnarls Barkley Honkey-Tonk Cover Band. A Whole Lotta Honks. Why can't it be a dog that shits? The First Breath is the Deepest with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/99dc2450-4cdd-11ee-bf45-cbb85ba67000/media.mp3
TMS 2517: Caffeinated Concrete
Published: Tue, 05 Sep 2023
Description: Wasps are bastards! My baloney has a first name, it's L.E.B.A. NON. Neither Tea nor Tree. Raining Man. So Many YouTube Pies. Sometimes it's worth farting. Extra rough roughing it. Evil Fake Koalas. Your Confirmation Is Biased. It's Good When Vegas Gets A Rinse. Bee Adjacent. That Furniture Smell. Drop Bears: The Aussie Chupacabra. 10-Hour Yodel Loop. Kirby Your Enthusiasm with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/706dde20-4c0f-11ee-8b88-a35b850beb3c/media.mp3
TMS 2516: Big Deck Energy
Published: Thu, 31 Aug 2023
Description: Feeling moist today. Bagelman, Schwartz, and Lieberman. Tweezer Nuts seeking Power. Use Your Unit For Good. Mansplaining porches. The Tina Ten Percent. Were NOT talking about the. Fatty Pockets Scandal! I like small Whoppers and I cannot lie. Murder Hornet. Were too busy making netcasts you love from people you trust. Durans: Always two there are, no more, no less. Hardcore Porch Piracy. He is 6 foot huge. Just Rub a Pepper In It. Getting in the noticing and the whatnot with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/9ef7cea8-4823-11ee-9c3f-4f9e6a3b086b/media.mp3
TMS 2515: Tad Lesso
Published: Wed, 30 Aug 2023
Description: Dyin' Brunaway. Bang Ass Bezel Doodles! Putting Seaman on your Memory Card. I'm still mad at him. I'm my own Grandpa. It belongs in a tech museum, Dad. Short Story Long with Joey Image. Blue Eggs and Ham. Special Effects Quiet Quitting. Don't drink the Barbasol or Barbicide! Too many things I still like is a problem. Smash it in a rage room. 1000 dongles. Coverville Lives The Crazy Taxi, No Need To Play. Harvey Gwellen, Frances Pugh, Tad Lesso, Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/bd04d4f0-475a-11ee-91df-8f440ed14817/media.mp3
TMS 2514: SWARMBALL!!
Published: Tue, 29 Aug 2023
Description: Evacuate... and then evacuate! The Pissers are Available! Prarie Dog Crowning. Parking Hacks with Brian. Seinfeld Siblings in a Bucket. Crikey! You've got BRAIN WORMS! Sister MacGuffin. What we do in the dungeons. There will be shadows. Juno Mandela. Doc Ock: Master of Muppets. I am Serious and Don't Call Me Shirley. Oh sorry. I'm a DJ. Crazy Zelda Fitzgerald. Full Dragoncon mode with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/ee43fbe0-468d-11ee-bacd-bffb302dbe16/media.mp3
TMS 2513: Ear Regardless
Published: Mon, 28 Aug 2023
Description: You'll have no Brian....wait....no Bobby, and no Lt. Yar. Wall Of Donuts. My People Call Them Suck Balls. Spay or Neuter your Crypto Bros. Leanne Rhymes With What? Yogi and Boo Boo strike in Asheville. The Nintendo Crescendo. Schroedinger's Obituary. Can't Fix The Peeeeeeeeee. Spilly McSpill Cup Mcgee. We pick up the poops, what more do you want? The Quicker-taker-outer. Dunaway Brought The Retro-Everything. Life happens $6k at a time. Star Wars ass Star Wars with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/c316df56-45c4-11ee-8aed-7bd585d46f2b/media.mp3
TMS 2512: The dumb end of the stick
Published: Wed, 23 Aug 2023
Description: No one suspects the volcano sponges! Scott's banana is radioactive. Underwater Hoo-Ha. Imma close my eyes and poke. Uranium is from Uranus. 23rd of the month again. Bobby's a Scab, Scott does an Ad. Mega Hard Drive of Bumpers. Our Lord And Saviour Danny Devito on reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/ef10fce2-41da-11ee-8aa6-1747d06fbe6b/media.mp3
TMS 2511: Lacrosse-Over
Published: Tue, 22 Aug 2023
Description: Smelling the cantaloupe's butt parts. Scott looks at their melons. Zack Stapanackins. Star Trek: Upper Decker. I watched a child peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I felt bad for the kid, that's why I'm telling EVERYBODY. Coming up on Unhhh. What's Pre-K Called? Bowling Theory 101. Always get melon consent. Pinching A Good Thick Stack. Little Eric What's-His-Name. Me and a Dude Named Kevin Smoot. The Creative Nomads of Podcasting. Basically Heroin with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/e99dbd66-410f-11ee-a5db-93de950d716b/media.mp3
TMS 2510: General Grievous Hug
Published: Mon, 21 Aug 2023
Description: This kid we made up is a bastard. The Galavant trap. Don't need a Full Ass Whopper. Hot Tub Pee Machine. 100% More Brian. All we need is a river of blood. Pro-Nature, Anti-Nurture. California Is Just A Disaster Movie. So Rare No One Has it. Killed By A Goomba. The Not-So-Magic Mountain. Muster of Clushrooms. Immaculate Snake Eggs. The Bomb & The Whatnot. There's something in the water with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/2111ec5e-4048-11ee-9882-57937bcda3b7/media.mp3
TMS 2509: Grippage
Published: Thu, 17 Aug 2023
Description: I'm Going To Say Testicle. No Birthday, No Elaine and No Lt. Yar! A pain in the Taint. The Band has terrible SEO. Tired Swimmers won't save the world. Love the Sho Jo. Why'd You Have to Go and Make Things So Unrelated? Pak-n-Slay. I don't remember story Ceeeeeeeeeee. Dead or Pregnant or Both. I love Shirley...AAAHhhhh! Fixing forgotten birthdays. My Spinach Had a Frog. Spinach Isn't Supposed to Have Frogs. Eat some kimchi and happy late birthday. This Therapy Thursday with Wendi Was Filmed in Front of Scott's Internal Live Studio Audience and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/9c1c255e-3d23-11ee-93c7-3f0947ed828f/media.mp3
TMS 2508: Proprietary Ooze
Published: Wed, 16 Aug 2023
Description: Cha' Calla. Sounds outta my face. Never go full Bishop. Adobe Fresca. Love me an Underage Ward. Moon Knight AKA Phil Spector. I WILL be Going There! Click. I need to Gummy and Think. Ernie Kovacs and his Freakin' Monkeys. Randy Quad's World is Stupid. Why don't you just give them the answer!?!?! The Cadence of Nonsense. Tom Cruise/Hanks. Experimenting with Tom Merritt. Pretending Randy had a Charlie with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/b4366d6c-3c5a-11ee-8b9b-1f2484a6ffbc/media.mp3
TMS 2507: Carcolepsy
Published: Tue, 15 Aug 2023
Description: Naked Quest 2: Front Junk! Questing in the Nuuuuuuuuuuuuudddeeeeeeeeeee! Senior Geezer. Waiting For Gal Gadot. Sorry we tore your home down... here's the bill. Dammit Bigglesworth! The Softwater wedding was unbearable. Fleetwood Mac n Cheese. Geek Sexpo. I've never seen a buried septic system. My shields are up, your attacks are wasted. Elf with Fur and Sex. Gay Bears In Idaho. We have 38 minutes left until the end of the world, pick a Seinfeld episode already!!! Fair, unbiased, blah, blah, blah with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/cef15562-3b8e-11ee-9fdf-7be680293ddd/media.mp3
TMS 2506: Corial Anus
Published: Mon, 14 Aug 2023
Description: Ticks are Dicks! TMZ on TMS. (v) I don't likea stinky cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese. I'm Looking At You, Number 12. Relieved of doody. Vaseline Boy. Undesirable technical proficiency. No Savvy People in the Pool. Man presses charges after charge pressed against manhood. Show show for Shojo. Juror 2, Please remove the Storm Trooper crotch from your left shoulder. Kiss our butts Dysentery. (s) All around me are grid of faces. Judge Livin' that Van Life. Furless Furries with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/1fad2b78-3ac4-11ee-99d8-67c26e5b7aaa/media.mp3
TMS 2505: Carbonated Meat
Published: Wed, 09 Aug 2023
Description: Well, I was tired and I like pandas. Microwave tacos with Dunaway. My wife likes to do it in a pan. No tacos, no pizza rolls and no Lt. Yar! 11 is almost 10. What About ROB? I Don't Like Carbonated Meeeeeeeeat. Nightbot thought everyone was Clare. Robotic Ovaries Bushwacker. Get out and hump someone. Weird astronomical things. I can't stop thinking about foods with pee in them. Will Chewy Do-Ya. K-Pop Tom Is A Swiftie. Butt Drugs and Too many Random Road Jesuses with Nicole & Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/d522214c-36d8-11ee-b283-5f34f3ad4547/media.mp3
TMS 2504: Grandma's Greywater
Published: Tue, 08 Aug 2023
Description: Championshit. Yak-In-The-Back (Don't Stab Back). Damn Dirty Ibbott. Safely pull over, THEN stab them. Skeptical About Septic Tanks. Stranger Things with a laugh track. Someone Missed the Scarlet Letter. Poop Your Pants and Find a Better Quote. Will Nobody Frighten the Kids? Authenticated Wood Chipper. HELP ME JESUS! That name's dumb, let's stop being basketball. PokeMonopoly Go. Throw up in a bush. Naming Things with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/e76949fa-360d-11ee-8b3f-f788dbab0835/media.mp3
TMS 2503: Rat Tickler
Published: Mon, 07 Aug 2023
Description: Number 4: The Larch. And you can EAT...DICE!!! Hawaiian Shirt Monday. Swifties'll Cut Ya. There are TWO popeyes. (s) Someday we'll find it, the Hackman connection. Can't hear the show... shirts are too loud ;-). Hair Metal or Poodle Rock. You Decide. I don't like the Hemlock weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed. JCPenney Catalog is Salt Lake Porn. Margot Robbie lunch date. Lysol: The Essence of Facebook. Joy Buzzers, Fake Vomit, and Big Ol' Weiners. 60% of My Body is Gravy. Alpha-Gal Syndrome with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/278c4cca-3547-11ee-81b2-c3098a3bd917/media.mp3
TMS 2502: MOTHERLUNCH
Published: Thu, 03 Aug 2023
Description: Kia Soul of Love. Then you shall have no water, no A/C and no Lt Yar. Anyway, He's kind of a turd. Too Much Brown. What's the Frequency, Raynor? (v) I don't like mystery BEEEEEEEEEEEEPS! Are Sun Bears real because I like really wanted to know. Knee Joints are Effed. Can we share a Devil's Thumb? Game over Tina! Hang out with Brian for ten bucks. Calling Out the Chuckleheads. Upping your condensation game. Barely a Bear. 30 Seconds of Dead Air with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/49ac6690-3223-11ee-8122-63208cd7cc4b/media.mp3
TMS 2501: Regret Slurpies
Published: Wed, 02 Aug 2023
Description: Byron Was the Pantsless man at the door. Let's party! dunna-nuna-nunna-dunna-nuna-nunna-na fert to Brian. Hawaiian Nose Waxing. Big crush on granola. Feud with Scott and Brian and Brian and Brian and Brian and Brian. Lot Lizards. Crop-dusting the event space. Fancy Gold Foil. Audio only? Sounds like a YOU problem. I Love Roller Meats. Andrew Dice Clay: Tasteless White. Your Hotdogs Have Been Rolling For 36 Hours. I won't listen to it, but I will play with it. Tom's Twitter Folder. Fargomentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/ee689634-3158-11ee-9739-fbb20100ff52/media.mp3
TMS 2500: May Contain Rocks
Published: Tue, 01 Aug 2023
Description: You can eat rocks! Mustard Skittles: Puke The Rainbow! The Clean-It-Yourself Hotel. World of WaterCraft. Bug bites really suck. I'm 93, what's your excuse. Try the Zappa. Very Sexy Man Legs. It shouldn't be use on some parts of the body. Who has the key! Johnsons go Motor Boating. Bellybuttonless Drone Boy. Green Goblin Truck Face. Bro, do you even blaze? Bad ass badges with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/4ce4cb5e-308e-11ee-b1ae-2fd15d65a00d/media.mp3
TMS 2499: Benito Del Taco
Published: Wed, 26 Jul 2023
Description: I don't like a crotch full of beeeeeeeeees. Imma put down my headphones go clean up my printer's throw up. Did you lump on the Franksteins together? Mr X is a DICK! Pushing the Android Button. A Mound Of Plastic Goo. Why is the peanut butter in the refrigerator? I DON'T KNOW! King Kong is Such a Ding Dong. Barbenheimer Fallout. It would be nicer if the price went down. Pay to Torture Yourself. Y'know, I think I'll just wait for fresh fries, thank you. Come on Barbie, let's go NUKE. Flipping for the Fold with Tom. Playing Tetris during Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/0724b740-2bda-11ee-ae1c-4f571f065c7a/media.mp3
TMS 2498: For the Hoard
Published: Tue, 25 Jul 2023
Description: Lawns are stupid & dumb. No PR, No HR, and No Lt Yar! Unbreakable Kimmy Shit. Frogpants: The Match Making Specialists! Stupid Pioneer Day. Alexander the Great can happen to anyone. Napoleon was Exiled without Tots! Gosh! Thanks a lot He-Man, YOU DICK! I'm so glad humans don't explode. (v) YOU CAN EAT RICE (but not if you're a pigeon). Prison Approved Podcast. Double Dip Firework Day. Bureaucratic Nimrods. The Whale Exploded. Oh The Huge Manatee. Dan Dan The Table Top Man and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/d114afc4-2b0d-11ee-813c-cb400e393923/media.mp3
TMS 2497: Karen Abdul-Jabar
Published: Mon, 24 Jul 2023
Description: Eartha Kitt Cosplay. My Identity Was Nearly Lyfted. She trained the cats to USUALLY do tricks. Pandamanians. Google Doesn't do that Shit for Free. Is her cough finally in beta? Cilantro Murphy. If your under 7 foot, I ain't heard of ya. No Mob Activity Here! *WINK*. Rest in peace Ms Marvel... Long Live Ms Marvel... Crossing Frozen Rivers. Guys hold yourself, it will be on fire tonight. 50% Cats doing Tricks, 50% Cats NOT doing Tricks. Scammers, Go Eat A Butt. Marvel's Multiverse malaise with Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/490067e2-2a43-11ee-aab4-d3671fe8fe4c/media.mp3
TMS 2496: Thump That Melon
Published: Thu, 20 Jul 2023
Description: Need to take a pith. Don't Tip Like a Bitch. Doctor Roxy Full of Moxy. Bezel Your Fruit. What's the Frequency Amy. Smell the button. The Bourne Supreme. There are words out there I don't use. I rolled the dice in Shreeveport. Stream pottery, not surgery. Wordle and Sour Dough. Melon Meat. You'd be Mad to watch it on Max. Two-Bite Brownie Books With Amy. How not to be horrible with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/c4347d78-2722-11ee-b29d-d7f44078b777/media.mp3
TMS 2495: Gran Chorizo
Published: Wed, 19 Jul 2023
Description: Spirit Halloween Planet. Sitting on my face was the wrong answer. It's a Bust Alright! Wenn ist das Nunstck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! I'm just drawing boobs, Your Honor! No one expects the Tadpool Inquisition. Something's Wet on Lillith. One-twelfth of Angry Men. The apocalypse isnât gonna paint itself. Unsolicited Kissplaining. Pop In with a Little Hee Haw. Invasion of the Cheap Costume Snatchers. Youâre listening to 97.5 W-C-R-A-P! DOS Buys Pitfall Harry with Tom. Push you away from recommittals with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/4d9a240e-265c-11ee-8d27-d3324152573b/media.mp3
TMS 2494: Slippery Chicks
Published: Tue, 18 Jul 2023
Description: Pantsters Local 513. Eyeball articulation. Abbott Hibbert Ibbotson. Passing the Grand Budatest. My burger is nothing but cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese! Persian, spelled like the rug. Creamy-filled center of the tall people. Falling down the Cumberbatch hole. BK: Home of the Whipper Fapper! Upside down Pulsating Fireball. What part of him was blue? I would still say beard. Wes Anderson's Parasite. Name That Thing with TV's Travis. Handsfree Holding with Bill. Exciting the Molecules with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/fe3a352a-258e-11ee-a3a5-3f3b58bb305c/media.mp3
TMS 2493: Upscaley Mayonnaise
Published: Mon, 17 Jul 2023
Description: Coming up on TMS, He's Bald now, but still cool. Sugar Booger. Teletubbies, taking drugs without all the expense. Play Your Holes and Get Out. Bongs and Golf. Grumpy Fertday Boy. AI-Created Oil. Think of an accountant. That's what he looks like. Arby's - The Scumbag Dinner. Got a Nickleback from Kroger. My Accountant Is Hanging With Snoop Dog. Brian describes Math Metal. Burger King Hates Kids. Mushroom soup super dump. SAGging Profits with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/a698412c-24c6-11ee-bfba-739a770b02a9/media.mp3
TMS 2492: Aquapocolypse
Published: Thu, 13 Jul 2023
Description: The Definition of Insanity is crossing Kim. Whenever I smell my mom... Full Time Run Around and Do Shit People. 82% is 100%. Scott's Mom Is Ripe. Clement X the rapping Pope. Water Appreciation. Mom Loves A Mall. Of Course, Tom Runs. There Will Be Burger Time. Old Idioms of Insanity. Noisy Kinks. Kiss in a Nutshell. The Most Boring Voice in Rock and Roll. Dinosaur Therapy with Amy, Human Therapy with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/1f6a2cc8-21a2-11ee-aac0-9bb3821cddef/media.mp3
TMS 2491: Cheese Feud
Published: Wed, 12 Jul 2023
Description: How's the old lady? How's Kim doing these days, you know she's got a casserole in the trunk. Petal Protocol. Shave the Nickle. Finnish is Hard, English is Dumb. Hey, uh, can I get a cheeseburger with no cheese. We don't have mountains here. If you like it then you've gotta put a pickle on it. Wotzishere Sauce! Check out the old hobo though. Eatin That Raw Ass Onion. Gettin' down with the pickles. Mustard? More like... MUST HAVE! Sussing out the rigmarole with Tom! Shirtless & Bald Reccamentals With Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/c13a8dcc-20da-11ee-813b-6fb15cbd1f75/media.mp3
TMS 2490: Outrageous Contagious
Published: Tue, 11 Jul 2023
Description: Darth Tina. Is it too early to get a Grimace Milkshake. Pneumonia+. Grandma's Double Dipping Spit Shine! The Jimmy Johns Grammar Nazi. Measuring time in Wonka bars. You can lick your thumb all you want, it won't put the paint back on. The Shittiest Walgreens. Emergency casserole in the trunk. Paternity... By Povitch. Enjoy HGTV in Hospital Honey, I'm off to a SPARKS CONCERT! I don't need to see my Wagu Cow. How Many Pneumonias Can You Get? Making More Makers with Bill. Glados waves with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/3ca75808-2010-11ee-96d9-7f1fbb2140cb/media.mp3
TMS 2489: Aquafert
Published: Mon, 10 Jul 2023
Description: I've known this kid since she came out the chute. Johnson Mind Meld. What's an Aquafier, cause I really need to know? Diarrhea Mind Meld. Through the ground and the gravity and the stuff. Big Adult Feet Running Down the Hallway. Carter Caught the Double Dragon. Larry Waterman. They didn't have science and math back in the 90s. A little Brian Divot. We named the other lung Indiana. Congratulations On Using 65,000 Gallons Of Water. Milkshake: a Neat Idea. All stuff are pointing north. The Ditch Snakes can have the Light with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/ef5eaa12-1f45-11ee-b0c5-bf22f0449a28/media.mp3
TMS 2488: Birds are Dicks!
Published: Wed, 05 Jul 2023
Description: I can't hear you. Your shirt is too loud. Stay by the Push Pin People. I like to flush when I Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Futuristic Medieval Times. On The Road To Destiny! I just realized I don't want to die. Chloe More Turrets. You want Water world?! Cuz this is how you get Waterworld! Public Pooping. You MUST Pay The Chud! You'll get no water, no flushing and no Lt Yarr!! We, quote, played, golf. Fire Jenkins! Better Off Thread with Tom... and John Cusack... AND A CAVEMAN! Good Effing Bleeping Recommentals! and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/4e4b6956-1b5a-11ee-afe4-9b6cfd75fae7/media.mp3
TMS 2487: Very Muppety
Published: Thu, 29 Jun 2023
Description: Read by a Frickin' Laser. Clare Island, naked yelling mandatory. A Ride with Brian's Pianst. Pits N Bumps N Pits N Bumps. Read it from the other siiiiide. Cersei Helpy Guy. They all live in a hole! Where'd the accent come from?! What's the day before the Fourth? Infinity War vs Endgame, shut up so I can eat. Sometimes Books and TV Shows Are Different - Deal With It. The Mediocre Miss Maisel. TikTok In The Shower With Your Therapist. All Accents Should be the Same! Reclaim The Clay With Amy. Final Destinations with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/151bf78e-16a2-11ee-8f63-1bf3dd68be36/media.mp3
TMS 2486: Dead Media Society
Published: Wed, 28 Jun 2023
Description: Books: The Dead Tree Media Format! No nuts, no dough, and no Lt. Yar! Hat. Whip. Snakes. Scar. Words. Moves Like Jagger. The Tacos are merely OK. Baby nails are sharp do do do do. No Man Is A Pretzel. I don't like blood infested meeeeeeeeeeat! Ever Lay is a beautiful name. Come on Eileen, it's the weather robot. Weâve got a great big poop truck convoy. You Wasted $1 on a Zune. We're leaving, on the midnight Train to Vegas. Milking Robots with Tom. Recommentals but not the one your thinking of and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/36aba674-15da-11ee-a5e6-430c256459f5/media.mp3
TMS 2485: Biggest of Shots
Published: Tue, 27 Jun 2023
Description: Weird mutant fish body. Real Housewives of Utah Island. Building a Shaq sized strawman. Total Seinfeld Moment! Shequille O'Neal. She Thumbs Up'd me, thinking that was enough! Let's Go Get Tired. The answer is Bud Light. 3.6% of people had no antibodies, no COVID-19 and no Lt Yar. Being Tall Doesn't Make You Good at Basketball. TMS: We knew you'd be back. Kayak Payback. Blackbird stealing fruit in the dead of niiiiight. Henderson is a bad Pokemon. Covid, Clout Chasers & Con-Crud with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/a8a93656-150d-11ee-89b6-cb4ab5ff26d0/media.mp3
TMS 2484: Embrace the Butter
Published: Mon, 26 Jun 2023
Description: LaPorte Protrusion. I'm Knackered. Giving birth to a marshmallow. I'll Soon Be Naked. Beating Aunt Barb. Laughing Clown level of Pain. How Tall is Mile High Stadium Because I Like Really Wanted to Know. There Will be No Marvel, No Netflix, and No Lieutenant Yar! There were two hills! Charles the Cyst. Bib Convert. Werewolf Of Ohio. Puff Granddaddy Pink-Eye. I'm Cycling up that hill. Beast Nation with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/9a6eb3ec-1443-11ee-a448-fb1d21d4c1f3/media.mp3
TMS 2483: Practical & Not Janky
Published: Thu, 22 Jun 2023
Description: Let the resin hit the floor. Don't Cyclobenzoprine and print. Come down period. Taste the Duke. There's a little trunk in the front. Brian bikes uphill both ways in the hail! Bird Triage. The Axis of Pain & Time! Florien Gadsby: Destined for Pottery. Cheecharon an Chongaron. Poorly Drawn Elephant. I've got to ride my Bicycle, I've got to ride my Bike. Bigger Than a Sparrow, Smaller Than a Wren. Have you heard the word about the bird? Arrogant Cephalopods with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/99e8435e-111c-11ee-b1a0-d3b9df78fe46/media.mp3
TMS 2482: Gross Point Scott Blank
Published: Wed, 21 Jun 2023
Description: Can't Explain The Balls. The Morning Sneeze. I'm not THAT grossed out by man wieners! Bread Bag Karen. YOU have a nipple problem. Show me a wrinkly elbow! The Ocean is CANCELLED!!! Doesn't Know A D20 From A Gelatinous Cube. Let's Go Down The Breath Aisle. Got any more of that Canadian Smoke? Message in a forum. Cat Ass Trophy. Nose Whistle. Everybody Wants to Sell You Something with Tom. Giving each other the willies with Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/4bdf4482-1059-11ee-b47a-ab40f4a2de06/media.mp3
TMS 2481: The Nitty & The Gritty
Published: Tue, 20 Jun 2023
Description: Hell Is A Deli With No Cornish Beef. You get NO Penn, NO Teller and NO LIEUTENANT YAR! Flat Hats and Jorts. I'm Jewish so we don't have a hell. A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply. Kush, Moose, and Avocado Boy. A Whale of an Asteroid: 84 Orcas Big! Every Woman Is Tina. Homo-opathy is so gay. It's 10PM. Get a Whopper in ya! We All Didn't Die Yesterday. What is this pizza on a giant wooden plate thing? Dad Hats Aren't Flat and Stupid. The rebels have a base on Willdoran, with Bill Doran. Rubbing your face on trees with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.TMS 2481 discusses various topics including Diablo 4, junk food choices, Vegas experiences, Final Fantasy 16, a massive asteroid passing Earth, a woman found alive in a coffin, a pork rind recall, a gas station robbery setup, and listener messages. The show also features songs, Bill's projects, science with Bobby, and ends with Patreon benefits and a show title. Find the livestream link at frogpants.tv and more details in the provided URLs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/4afe0572-0f90-11ee-9718-93a6d7e5980e/media.mp3
TMS 2480: Oops, All Barbs
Published: Thu, 15 Jun 2023
Description: mmmmmmmmmmmm... Forced Sausage. Riboflavin Calcium Vitamin C. The sound of dicedtomato - meh. Hallmark Replacement Therapy. I'm ready to talk about balls. Across the Spoiler-verse. Rusty dog nails, you get all the shots.Clare-ification. Flip Flop it Forward. Mad Miles: Spider Road. All Barbie All The Time. Florida Feline. What the Frick am I Watching. Letting your sponge fly across the room with Amy. Poorenting with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/e115718c-0ba1-11ee-b93a-439494ee1a54/media.mp3
TMS 2479: Cuke Umbers
Published: Wed, 14 Jun 2023
Description: Now there's a Ldy Finger! Ey, I'm Italian Fuggedabboudit. Pickled Grandpa Peeing in the Fridge. Immature Content Warning. Sipowitz's Butt. The New Phase Of Dumb. Fireworks killed the dinosaurs. Roguelike Burger. I loved David Koresh in CSI Miami. I'll be in my bunk. Everyday I'm Pickling. I don't like sneeeeeeeeeaking. Kim's Chi. Reddit and Weep with Tom. 53 Million reasons to watch Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/52f44d18-0ad6-11ee-b918-6f46b54a1f63/media.mp3
TMS 2477: Heaving Dragon
Published: Mon, 12 Jun 2023
Description: Moist from the juice. One Tall Bald Man. Nuts to Butts! Generative Barb Fill. Woke Texan Yoga Elephants! Poisonous Frog Pants. Big Dick's M'Nards. Excalibur. Cos I don't care. You get NO Projects, NO Kickstarters, and NO LIEUTENANT YAR! Extra Nobody. I think she hates the French. Just Like a Saturday Night Dinner at Ibbott's Air BnB. Downward Facing Pachyderm. Splitting the Donut. My Little Transformah with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/ee117f5a-0941-11ee-8719-8bad2b06b59d/media.mp3
TMS 2476: Fred Raggle
Published: Thu, 08 Jun 2023
Description: Multi-Generational Uncle Ibbott. No Wizard Sword Games. Brian's got a Ticket to Ride but his aunt don't care. $16K for Gay Dot Gay. President's Death Day. This Is Still Stunningly Stupid. Collecting Domains like they're Pokemon! Hey, is it uhh too early to get a ration of rum, please? Dust in Old People's Brownies. Tricentennial - We'll Be Dead. Discouraging Seatbelts. The Point is to Win Some Shit. Jefferson's Junk. John Adams' Parasite. Corduroy and Denim with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/74d8a4e0-0619-11ee-98c4-b748f094d6e0/media.mp3
TMS 2475: Insto TikTok
Published: Wed, 07 Jun 2023
Description: Americans are the worst, just ask a Canadian. If it's Candy Crush, I'll SHIT myself. Tears of the Breath of the Wild of the Kingdom. Just Lucid Enough. Silly Rabbit, Pokemon's for kids. You got No 3G, No App Store and No Lieutenant Yar. I'm In The Wrong Province, But You're In The Wrong Country! Let's Have More Dummies in Box Hats. Here Comes High Pants McGillicuddy. Do Cats have Backbones 'Cause I Like Really Want to Know. 7 Second naked fan photos. Look me up on Friendstagram. A Force of Lukes. Pulling Jeri Ryan Outta Your Butt. I'M WATCHING PORN with Tom. I got this hat from Recommentals with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/c4307a60-0559-11ee-8bb7-73691867a7bc/media.mp3
TMS 2474: Rancid Butter and Smelly Cheese
Published: Tue, 06 Jun 2023
Description: Disregard Previous Shit. Vice President Mayonnaise. Hold my iBeer. He Flossed His Mind. A glass of milk in a suit. Catbird Moonphase Unit Zappa. I Don't Like Sugar and Beaaaaaaaaaaans. The Mac makes it Scottish. Happy Anniversary! Here's a sandwich. Lock 'em Up and Shut the Colgate. I'd like a hot dog please. Is Coke OK? Fartgas Bertum. Bulletproof Monk Coffee. Making Things Across the Spiderverse with Bill. Down the Toilet Hole with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/4c5d7f12-048f-11ee-b577-c350ca16dda0/media.mp3
TMS 2473: The Hole Healed
Published: Mon, 05 Jun 2023
Description: I Underestimate the Tadpool. Birds are Drones, Prove It You Can't! Is Oxygen a gas cuz like I really wanted to know? You get NO Scatcat, No Sledgehammer, & No Lieutenant Yaaaar! It didn't feel long, it felt right. 98 year old man dies... HARD CORE!!! Did You Know Diablo Came Out? A tentacle for every finger. Don't google it. Or count the bumps. Turns out Canadian robbers are still Canadian. Bold-Faced Typographical Lies. Barbie name is what? Showering with the guys. A Good Hippie Moment. Into, Across, and Beyond the Spiderverse with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/fc2625da-03c1-11ee-a0bc-f7518b86cf19/media.mp3
TMS 2472: Squandered Opportunity
Published: Thu, 01 Jun 2023
Description: RK - Really Yellow. Why are Men? 46 year old chubby women, covered in mud are my thing. The Sniff Of Weights. Jorts are a little suspect. Age/Sex/Legs. I think Brian might like Spiderman. I'm pushing it in! Full Jackass Moment. Bluetubey. Change into Your Grubbies, We're Doin' Sandbags! Did I Ever Tell You About the Time I Was a Chef and a Butcher? Frogpiss! Throw Pottery & People Out of Your Chatroom With Amy. Cheating Cancer with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/06814ce4-00a2-11ee-90fc-8b9246fb70c1/media.mp3
TMS 2471: Hardy Farties
Published: Wed, 31 May 2023
Description: Shit, It's Poop Francis. It's a-me Pushing the Pills! America's Got Stuff in Their Fridge. A Bidet for Biden. Bitch-ass men rate pain. Both Taken and Left Plums. Quarter Sucker. No Sunshine, No Paper, and No Lieutenant Yar! Are You Groot. Comparing grapes to watermelons. Blood on my Sneakers. You won't believe what you can do with a bathroom tissue roll. Snopes, Dawg. Bump the Crabs in the Tunnels. Transform The Game Experience with Tom. So You Think You Can Walk in a Straight Line with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/73c6a87e-ffd7-11ed-ac21-03cdc6ffef76/media.mp3
TMS 2470: Permanent Nubbins
Published: Tue, 30 May 2023
Description: Your mom is Batman. Vegan Clare, Bacon Zoe. We've gone full Nick Cage! How Old is Six? Skewompus Laces. When is Van Going Home? Blind on Purpose for 15 Minutes. Up Someone's G-String. Akwabirdfina. Legless Mona Lisa in a Hellscape. Are There 15 Spiders On The Floor? He's Got Sonar Crap. Katniss and Link 4ever. Sniffing Wood with Bill. Creamy Bananas with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/a83e5380-ff10-11ed-a0c5-6bcbb67ed4dc/media.mp3
TMS 2469: N is for Mountain
Published: Thu, 25 May 2023
Description: Highly Trained Medical Leeches. Happy True Star Wars Day. All my fancy friends are coming over tonight! Let The Turds Fly. Gay Mini Fridge. I changed blood with my dad, what did you do this weekend? Alternashug. Covered in Leprechaun Shit. Tina Ran Bartertown. Deep Fake Fried Paula Deen. A Metal Lathe is Like a Wood Lathe but for Metal. National is fine. League is fine. No more Zingers, ya fatty! I Take Care of the Two, My Name is MAX. I'm looking at the Manatee in the mirror with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/0ab71dd2-fb22-11ed-97af-2f9f02116adc/media.mp3
TMS 2468: Intentional International
Published: Wed, 24 May 2023
Description: Brian knows ALL the Bangles. Luis Gooseman. The Long Weiner Goodnight! Marriage is geeky, right? Phil Wasn't Very Lucky. Ren Faire Type Deal. The All New Hyundai Rogue and Vagabond. The Silver Filling Conspiracy. A.I. D.D.S. I Think I Caught a Marathon Bomber. Thank You YOUTH, for your candy and bad choices! Dr. Dre isn't a real Doctor. Oil Disposal Is Not a Geeky Hobby. Order Word Difficult Is. Extracting Your Knowledge with Tom. Momotional Recommentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/313bf8ac-fa59-11ed-9fe4-8fbb10ee4335/media.mp3
TMS 2467: Patella Pasta
Published: Tue, 23 May 2023
Description: I don't like spaghetti bolog-kneeeeeees. Other than the wiener one, I am factory fresh. Patience Rawbone was My Quaker Stripper Name. Rearrangeable & Mountable. You Want the Tooth? You Can't Handle the Tooth! Take a left turn at Green Boots. Doctor Showbotnik. Have Your Experienced Cuppage? Knee Tastes Like Chicken. This is not the Mountain I wish to die on. I'd Watch Rufus Change His Clothes. Usually you are Pushed. Jane Quit Quit. Bill Can Build it But He Ninten-Won't. Diapers and Concrete with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/cfa06ce0-f98b-11ed-809f-4728bd4a842d/media.mp3
TMS 2466: Pizza is Public Food
Published: Mon, 22 May 2023
Description: Flame Canada. I Don't Like Beeeeeeeer (in Tina Voice). The Right Way To Go To High School. Extra Virgin Coffee. AI AI O. Lady Mix Tapes, For Ladies. I Neither Left with Pepsi but took with Pizza. Netless and Nutless. IT'S TOO EARLY FOR A FISH SANDWICH EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE!! Concertville. Ready for the White Man's Overbite. You say Playlist, I say Mix Tape. The Hamburgler Has Moved Onto Pizza. Butt Spooning. The Furs are still Psychadelic. AppSlappy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/7861fd96-f8c2-11ed-a9a2-db00d8f66816/media.mp3
TMS 2465: Hard Lyfting
Published: Thu, 18 May 2023
Description: This Is All The Begas You're Getting. I Could Fight a Moth for Hours. You're probably right but still Eff off. They paved Paradise and put up a Vegas sign. We stopped for pee and pretzels. No music in your car for 10 hours is a murder scene. The Flamingo is Staying. Elongated Muskrat. Vegas Parental Freedom. No Whacking Doodles in Brian's Lyft. Blame Chuck & Marc. I don't like Beeeeeeees (in the Pool). Eff the Dritish with Amy. I'm back from the Vegas bazaar. You don't know how lucky you are, boy. A Road Trip with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/4007bf32-f5a0-11ed-92da-0b19f80392b0/media.mp3
TMS 2464: Hairy Lady Knuckles
Published: Thu, 11 May 2023
Description: California Is More Because It's Long. Scheduled Temporary Podcast Uncoupling. Utah is getting a lot of action. We're gonna squirt ya some new music. The Neighboring Zones are Brown. Version 2 raised the bar... literally. I love your Zune, It's so girthy. Well that's the Wookiee Calling the Hobbit Hairy! Why is there Christmas music? Dunaway's boobie holder. I tried studying chloroform but it just kept putting me to sleep. Dorks from Wisconsin and Their Bubblers. My fingers get weird. Pot-throwing book tests with Amy. Choking on Trampolines with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/5c04be48-f027-11ed-874d-c3267af99ee0/media.mp3
TMS 2463: California EXTREME!
Published: Wed, 10 May 2023
Description: Scott is a power bottom. Would. You. Like. To. Play. A. Card. Game? Minnesota Bedroom Casual. My Hands Don't Scan. You son of a glitch. Jim Rummy sends his regards. Scott's gold grill. Still Got the Crab Fingers. Apologies to I_am_Matt_Damon. (V) Did I ever tell you about the time I voted, shirtless, from bed in Minnesota. I googled wolves. The Sun Rises, The Sun Sets, Scott Maintain His Streaks. The Best Recurring Bit Ever. I Don't Like Decks of Beeeeeeeeees. Spinning 50 Plates with Tom. Babble On About Recommentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/b4c1a97c-ef57-11ed-b8e8-2f40ec894e5a/media.mp3
TMS 2462: Blue On-Air Light
Published: Tue, 09 May 2023
Description: You'll get No TMS Monday, No TMS Tuesday, No TMS Wednesday and No Lt. Yar. Can't Tell Soft from Hard. My butt just had a rapid unscheduled pressure event. I Don't Like Soft Geeeeeeeeees. The ol' team entrance hole. Depodcastinization. Don't watch Alan cumming. Lyfting Gum off the floor. Hello? Is This Your Phone You're Calling For? The Vegan Glaswegian. Let's say it's Mayonnaise. Lord of the Rings-style Lightsaber. 661 pounds of Fruit Roll-Ups! Punished 3D Prints with Bill. The WHO chief with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/e05a2a44-ee8c-11ed-a0b3-17258db397ee/media.mp3
TMS 2461: The Royal Toot
Published: Mon, 08 May 2023
Description: I don't care what your turnip prices are, I'm out. King Tampon III. Queen Camilla Is A Chore. Queen Lithpabith. Bracelets of Sincerity and Wisdom +2. It's a me Stario Lord. Accidental Filmsack. Rhyming About Mom's Spaghetti for 12 Hours. Count the phlingers. Come back, Fatty Hogan. Welcome to Weed Island! Hyper micced up royal white noise. Foot Bath, that's some real gourmet shit! Very Americanish accent with Monica. A whole lotta grading goin' on with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2460: Popeye Soprano
Published: Thu, 04 May 2023
Description: You can't script Clare. Oh shit it's Chuck. Ease into a Slim Jim. Unloading Mr Carbonara. I Don't Like Bear Jerkyyyyyyy. Hats off to your fauxhawk! May the Fert be With You. Didja Ever Lose Your Porn Card? I Don't Like One Million Beeeeees. Wait, that video was for the Pandas? Booger Bedecked. No Porn in the Utah. Weinersmith! Everybody loves Puppets with Amy. She's Normal, How Weird, with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2459: Poke Shiny Things On A Screen
Published: Wed, 03 May 2023
Description: Show me your Magic Missile. Eat a dick Pam. My days of being a ten year old girl are long behind me. The internet casts Power Word: Lag. Welcome to the Morning Stream STOP. Win! Barryyyyyyy! He's got Bradley Cooper Eyes! Gorf, the Voltron of video games. The Living Embodiment Of A Milkshake. Polymorph: Turn Stuff into Shit. Throw your Cheetos and leave. (v) Oh I'm terrible with names. Holding Off on Humpin'. (v) Did you ever forget your pass keys with Tom. Recommending the Monkeysphere and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2458: Karaoke Virgin
Published: Tue, 02 May 2023
Description: Look at me. I am the hot pot captain now. Spice Grandmas. He Speaks Kinglish. Cocaine Lamb. It's All Rocket Surgery to Me. Kevin's Main Squeeze. Chewable Freakin' Heartburn Things. What does a worm even need? YOU CAN USE ICE! Pardon me, could I have a snort full of blow? It was Fred Schneider what wrecked it. Neither Take Hot Pots Nor Leave Hot Pots. Moist Bait. Washing Out The Johnson Stink With Bill. Renouncing Science with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2457: Puppet Vomit
Published: Mon, 01 May 2023
Description: Bling the Schmegma. Nobody Kissed My Dice. Side-saddle the toilet. We went to Vegas and nobody died. Hot Cow Piss. Loud volumetric human. Baby needs a new pair of Frogpants. Only Murders in the Dungeon. Don't forget to pop your nibble. Undock Your Clare Hisssssss. Bobby is Rain man. Definitely Rain man. Contractionating Words. Don't Eat Zoo Food. PunchedInTheArm.com. Scott Takes A Class With MajorSpoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2456: Bed, Bugs and Beyond!
Published: Thu, 20 Apr 2023
Description: Pour Some Coffee On Me. I Don't Like Rapid Unscheduled Disassemblyyyyyy. Vending Machines, They Have the Meats. Without me, how would my headache get around. A Bicycle Built For Chuck. You're wallowing in your own Filth Jerry (Kramer). That one gets in my cheese and melts it. Caffeine Bear. Open the Pod Bay Doors, Brian. You Almost Became a Bear Sandwich! Once There Was This Guy Who Sang Karaoke and Came Down to Vegas. If drunk karaoke singers are know for anything, itâs coordination. They Call Me Caramelo. Teats on the Moon with Amy. Third Eagle of the Therapists with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2455: Original Flavor Dax
Published: Wed, 19 Apr 2023
Description: You'll get no points, no prize, and NO LT. YAR. Forgetting Gary Marshall. Who vacations in Ohio? Remind me that this is Fun. Quark the Pimp. Swag Crap Coming Down The Pipeline. Come for the Pizza stay for the TMS. Crisis on Infinite Kids. Slut Machine. Do coins have brains. It's time for Sunday Night Battleball. Number 2 is Number 1. Blackjack definitely Blackjack (Rainman). Knowing all the Words with Tom. Blehcommentals with MotherBleepers in the Government and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2454: Shub Genre
Published: Tue, 18 Apr 2023
Description: Not beefing or queefing. Grimace: The Purple Psychic Chicken Nugget. Weekend at Birdies. Hillbilly beat boxing. How do you do, fellow birds? Heefin' and Meefin'. Sentient Milkshake. Not Made Of Cats. Well Stitch my Lyft. Ronald McDonald's Side Chick. It'll be One Week till we hit Vegas. He's a dumb fat purple raisin. Hey internet, can we stop talking about this? It's a Japanese Goth Girl Cafe (YMCA). Gazing into the past with Bill. What the Flock with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2453: Metting & Gretting
Published: Mon, 17 Apr 2023
Description: You'll get no showbot, no emojis, and no Lieutenant Yar!! Red On Air Hilt. I Don't Like Laten........cyyyyyy. Schrödinger's TMS. There are many Kevins, but this one is mine. Gently cupping them noodles. Congealed Slab of Noodle. Why don't you go to St George and DIE! That's a lovely place to die. Prop Me Up On A Raft In Las Vegas. Excuse me while I masticate. The Plaza Cares! Oh no! Clare found the Youtube channel. Being Bernadette. Post-a-pickle-iptic Games with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2452: Interpolation Automation
Published: Wed, 12 Apr 2023
Description: Babyyyy Fart do do do do do do. This soup is not OSHA approved. DEEZ NUTZ Vending. Show Me Your Cookies. Depeche a la mode. While My Keytar Gentle Meeps. Maintaining Eye Contact During a Fart. Apple Jail - They Call it the Juicer. Is AI Smashmouth better than Nickelback? The Donnettes party. Almond Joys: a misleading log of sadness. Soulful methane production. App-Connected Golf Tees. 9 Days? NEIN! You can't see a tempest if it's in a teapot with Tom. Recommentals are not for everyone with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2451: Dog Spurt
Published: Tue, 11 Apr 2023
Description: The Life of Brians. Stupid Brain Pee. Grab my Galactus. Now Grab Your Sentinel. KTdata is Scott's backup plan. Just Close Your Face. Fast and Furious 1872. Sir you were going 400 gallops per hour. Spoiler alert, Ali Wong smells like Beef. Magic Johnson's secret to good health? Being incredibly rich and having lots of free time. The Harbor Freight guarantee: It works long enough. Nobody Wants Burnt Pizza. The boys are not alright. Neither Took Kids, Nor Left Kids. Tooling your Own Tools with Bill. Puff Puff Fusion with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2450: Gross and Sexy
Published: Mon, 10 Apr 2023
Description: Growing 5 inches in 1984. Brian gets Physical (physical). Suck my Tongue. You'll get no Freddys No Five Guys and no Lieutenant Yar. produce and sell gerbles. The Pezzident. Too lazy for a Hawaiian shirt. Neither take straws nor leave straws. Blinded by the Blacklight. Take a Gun/Leave a Gun. Microsoft free in 2023! Clams full of sand don't feel right on the tongue. Star Wars X: Still Skywalkin'. Every Stephen Everywhere All At Once. Looking for Hitler in all the wrong podcasts with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream...P.S. Don't Cry. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2449: The H is Silent
Published: Thu, 06 Apr 2023
Description: Taco Bell hot sauce: cleaning pennies AND colons. Sending out an O-S-O. Raised to say hooker. Kempt and Sheveled. Paging Dr Slenderfinger. This dryer blows. Snorting Road Coke. I'm not hearing the Theeeeeeeeeme. Better Not Call Badger. There will be no ringy dingy and NO Lieutenant Yar! Why Did My Aunt Cancel Me on Facebook? Half horse, half man Seder. Sussy Vinegar. George Clooney's Big Meat Fists. Gobbling books with Amy. There's something to remember with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2448: Ghost Insurance
Published: Wed, 05 Apr 2023
Description: Gayest Denny's in the Land. Twenty Twenty Two Three. Hit by a cold 7 inches. Casper the friendly insurance adjuster. Jon Jagger, not my wife! Self-Cloning Monster Goldfish. Village Inn of the Damned. I am Garrotte. Waiting for the other shoe knife to drop. Heelys the other Shoe Gadget. I'm High Up Here! One Pool of Fries, Please. James Bond and the TSA violations. You Almost Became a Q Sandwich! Tech Is The Way with Tom. The Memes are Taking Over with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2447: Escape O'Room
Published: Tue, 04 Apr 2023
Description: Land O' Lukes. What's Under YOUR Eyepatch? Shit Sneeze. Deep Roy, Devourer of Worlds. Leakin' Schmoo Fluid from the Ding Dong. Tiny Four Year Old Shit. My Wife, The Xenomorph. Breakfast Noods. The Card Always Says Moops. Wendy's Old fashioned Jawbreakers. He's ten years younger. Does that make him my cousin or my nephew? Microsoft Luggage Simulator. Check Under The Burger Lid. GoPro On A Stick With Bill. You're Not Bill, Dammit with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2446: Bare Minimum Monday
Published: Mon, 03 Apr 2023
Description: Option 18 with two egg rolls. Six Inches And Growing. Tori Aim-it-at-us. As God as my witness I thought Easter eggs could fly. Hawaiian Shirt Season. Stand in the Place Where You Sit. Non-consensual User Trivia. That's So Dumb. I Love It. Lots of Hand-cocking Going On. It drives the space capsule to the planet or it gets the hamburger helper again. Mario NASKART. Mammoth meat: because size matters. Laying off 7000 people just to get to Perlmutter. Lawsuit Forthcoming. We Don't Like Ike with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2445: Stray Chicklet
Published: Thu, 30 Mar 2023
Description: Brian Eat, Craps, and Leaves Vegas. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, even if it's wrong. The FULL Irish. Monkey see. Monkey can't be bothered to do. Mr Dot McGoo. Microsoft Bingos 95. I am Grogroot. Gym Bros, Working Out Everything But Their Issues. What is this horse doing here and why is it named Charlie? What about the old guy with the bowl of Kix? Judge a Breakfast Place by Its Pancakes. THAT'S the Queen song you go to? 1 Tooth, 2 Tooth, Red Tooth, Blue Tooth compatible. Jack Glasscock and the Charlie Horse. Chore Core: The Novelization with Amy. Rubbing Butter on it with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2444: Passive Aggressive Bingo
Published: Wed, 29 Mar 2023
Description: The Left-Handed are Sinister. I'm Brian Ibbott, Prepare to be Touched! We had Zoe at Bacon. Seriously, I'm not drunk. I've only had 15 drinks so far. No Strip Trip. Kia Soul gets Tired. Schrodinger's Revolving Restaurant. In The Territory Of Awkward. Baby Fart Doodoo dododo (like Dunaway). Welcome to the Hotel Wifi Brian. Such a lovely face. It's not just for the gambling. There's also the hookers and cheap weddings. We Are Carvers Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum. Full Throated Relaxation with Tom. Recommentals with Nicole's Mom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2443: The Singular Peanut
Published: Tue, 28 Mar 2023
Description: GOLDFILLLING! We've Lost Left Strutter! OH NO WE'RE GOING TO DIE!... j/k wanna marry me? Mind if I record this in case we crash? Rage against the burrito. Is our show always this gross. A Giant Fart in the Sky. Is there a doctor on the podcast? and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2442: Plain White Tea
Published: Mon, 27 Mar 2023
Description: A bicycle built for poo. I don't like Stewieeeeee. The Avengers: Edamame. Premature Disconnection. Ancient bacterial cultures, huh? Stupid Farmer's Almanac Predictions. Mr Blue Sky with Groot... AND A CAVEMAN! Mumblin' Cotton-eye Joe. Accidental AHole. Dude! Just buy some filament. Big Coffee Has Been Lying to Us. Like what you like. I hate it. Ragnaro is my favorite MCU movie. Japanese Fecal Logistics. Eff this place with Stephen. Leaf Meat with Gwen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2441: Dune Mom
Published: Thu, 23 Mar 2023
Description: 50 Shades Of Gay. Lawn Poop Vacuum. The Mortal Stream. Miss D. Meaner and Mr. Weiner. Donald Duck Learns The Fibonacci Sequence. Change is hard, use dollars. We called the Cat Crayola. Brian Brine Shrimp. I Don't Like Sea Monkeyyyyyyys. Epiphany is short for electronic piphany. We can dance if we want to. We can watch TikTok behinds. Cement Your Bunghole. Scott's Magic Sand Salad. Deflating the Political Footballs with Amy. I Don't Do Murder with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2440: Tickle Pips
Published: Wed, 22 Mar 2023
Description: Galactus Cage Could Eat a Planet for Hours. Cartier Johnson. The Diamond Daughter. All Dressed, Not Naked. That Guy on Twitter Lied Again. Alan Cumming and Alan Going. Derrick Seed. Mash 'em, Fry 'em, Put 'em In A Stew. the villains name pronounced Darkseeeeeeeeid. Crude Crud. Parental Nepotism. It's Frankensteen. Are Doritos made from potatoes, cuz I, like, really wanted to know. A Little Foppish Arrogance. Gravy Of Thrones With Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2438: Weird Pork Extras
Published: Mon, 20 Mar 2023
Description: Do buffalos have wings, cuz I, like, really wanted to know? Winner Junior. If you wanted to join today, then wait till Wednesday. North Weast Is My Favorite Beer. Shazam. Y'know with Sinbad. Dreaming in Diablo. How does Google form work? I bought my cake and ate it too. This meal didn't make me happy. A Rather TDS Service. Ninety-Nine Pig Balloons. Oh how the turns have tabled. If they're not real, do they count as fake? Superman under the Gunn with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2437: Rats in the corn chute
Published: Thu, 16 Mar 2023
Description: Snagging the rubber. Whil's Whife. Was there a show yesterday, cuz I, like, really wanted to know? Here Today Gone Temari. The Irish love their Double D. Same place, not my Butt. Paging Dr. Skinny Fingers. Conscience-free '23. An Up Yours Lyfting Story. Googly Eyes Patient Zero. Quit bragging about your Terabytes (Preshow). a 10 hour tool, 10 hour tool. Pickup at Island Five. Cunning Linguists with Amy. Burn-in the burnout with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2436: Traumatized Batman Resin Sculpture
Published: Tue, 14 Mar 2023
Description: There are 2 things you need to make it in the topless gig economy. New trigger, who dis? Dump a Load on Annie. Squirrely Roundhouse Shenanigans. Never Grant An Interview. kelp, kelp, its happening. It's not being topless that's the problem. It's the cleaning. Come on down to Hitler's Honeysuckle's! Tips for Nips. Is there a show tomorrow, cuz I, like, really wanted to know? I don't belieeeeeeve in ghosts. Shoutout to the tailor. Whenever I look at my package, I check the stream. Punished Clocks with Bill. Spinning yarns with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2435: Nacho Nacho Wins!
Published: Mon, 13 Mar 2023
Description: That Asian Kid's a Hoot! Welcome to the Frogpants Cafeteria (it's a lovely place). Keep your schnauzer out of my schnitzel! No show Wednesday. Brian is a Daddy apologist. Explore the Prostate. AT&T, &T &T, &T. Charles Emerson Cheese III. No time for Oscars Doctor Jones. Catch Up on Your Hooker Culture! The rodent runs on floppies. When you think of wooden marching bands, think of Trojan. How are We Supposed to Watch Wapner? Papa Williams Takes the Court. Scott Does math, Appslappy Edition and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2434: My Newt Minute
Published: Thu, 09 Mar 2023
Description: Put Your Gees Back In Your Louise. If I can borrow your phone I can call long-distance for the figures. That bear was one day away from retirement. My Russian Sister from Korea. Keanu Creams. Raspberry Beret Records. Stouffer's: They're Fine. You'll have no Amy, no Wendi, and no Lieutenant Yarr and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2433: Grooton
Published: Wed, 08 Mar 2023
Description: Wolverine Would Toss That Salad. The Chronic Masticator. The Amazing Adventures of Gassy and Sleepy. Runnin On Kimchi. You Know... Jon Stewart... The Other Green Lantern. Snow cone Dog. Hey, wanna go cluck? Shopping Cart Obstacle Course. The Lad part isn't the issue. AI for one welcome our artificial overlords. Superman. The Answer to Everything. That name again is Doggy Plow. Did he Circumcise the world? Top five top fives with Tom. Everything Everywhere in Three Parts with Randy, Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2432: Flip Floppy Hoo Ha
Published: Tue, 07 Mar 2023
Description: I hate the tuck. The Bride of Frankenberger. Tune in Turn on and Turn against. The Psychology of Strangers. Deer in the doorbell ditch. Our house is a very very very wrong house. Held It Like An Elephant. Exit Through the Dog Poo. Working 9 to 4:30. Big long dude doesn't give a tuck. I went to area 51 and all I got was this lousy probe. Don't push your slow friend. Just outrun them. The Weed Whisper. Pros and Cons with Bill. Bouncy balls of pee with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2431: My Sandwich Board Hell
Published: Mon, 06 Mar 2023
Description: NuDuckDotComComcast. Stinky Rotten Cabbage Bag. Utah's Hottest Available Singles! The Witch The wardrobe and the Weiner. You'll have no Discovery, no Picard, and no Lieutenant Yarr! Ground beef and Kimchi Starter Pack. I think Pee Wee Herman just sold me a newspaper subscription? What's a lady bro? Darmok and Jilad at Mt Tumulus. Raised in a Norman Rockwell painting. My Pronouns Are Thing....And Useless! Rotten Cabbage Fartsack. You Must Construct Additional Hatchets. Punching Nazis with Stephen. App-slapping Chris Rock and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2430: Bougie Picnic Basket
Published: Thu, 02 Mar 2023
Description: That Looks Like a Pokemon I'd Like to Capture. Hungry Shark do-do-do-do-do Hungry Shark do-do-do-do-do. It all made sense till I woke up. Neither Take Apple Pencils nor Leave Apple Pencils. Skid marks belong on the road, not car seats. The Tomato Shoe Thing is Bullshit. Apple pies and weirdos. WickedKitten on Grindr. Vermonicole. Windows 12: We Figured Our Audio Shit Out. Ring the Exocist my Ford's been Possessed. Leave it to the hate groups to ruin everything. The Nickelodeon Generation. Warm Chocolate Clouds with Amy. Trigger Warnings with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2429: Just suck em
Published: Wed, 01 Mar 2023
Description: Olivia Newton-John, The Taste Of Australia. Jessica Cheese Stain. worrying about doors since 2011. Can I Be Your Personal Hoser? All Forms of BACON Are Accepted. Isn't there a Gladiator movie called Gladiator something? Olympic gold medalist in painting naked wresters. Roseanne Barre Syndrome. The chat doesn't give a crap about your peanut allergy. Enjoy your drink diapers. What are the dried up skins called? M&Ms are based on PEOPLE!!! We need a man to 'splain it! Surprised by Pretzels. The Rollable Square With Tom. Full throated Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2428: Uncomfortably Numb
Published: Tue, 28 Feb 2023
Description: The Tramp Stamp Generation. Rock, paper, scissors, gold, ceramic. Facing mortality at the dentist. In case of Van, don't break glass. Accidentally Racist Bones. Method Hurling! Experts in All Things Fecal. Get A Singer For A Song!! Gold is the gold standard. It-sa me, Lego-las. I'm fine poopin' in a box. 2 Cats Enter 1 Cat Leaves. A Tattooism. Elf Violation. Some of my best friends are dogs. Fingering Hems With Bill. Not Bill's Birthday with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2427: Exit Teeth
Published: Thu, 23 Feb 2023
Description: Scotts Leaky Thing. I Don't Like Bad Taxidermyyyyyy. Shadow, When the Walls Fell. Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Shoot 'em into space. Chocolate Factories Smell Like Willy Wonka Farts. Hello! I'm Reading This in Scott Fletcher's Voice? Murder Hamsters. It's a dog-eat-dog bandage world. I'd rather Jackalope than Fleetwood Mac-alope. Can You Come to Work in Like Sandals 'Cause I Like Really Want to Know... Beaver Problems. I'm a laser man. Snowdew Valley. Pretend You're Good At It with Amy. Switching flips with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2426: Almond Taylor Joy
Published: Wed, 22 Feb 2023
Description: Yellow Bag of Sadness. M-m-m-my granola. Limp Peanuts. There were FORK heads! Fetching Bottled Dasani for the Hobbits. house smells like Deez Nuts. Slippy finger in the bath. Jazz Hands Are Always Confusing toe. Hot Pockets for Neve Campbell. Can't Get Past the Past-ah. Looking for other Forks! WHERE'S TYNE DALY?! Everyone Needs a Plucky Kid. No offense to Tina Yothers. Judgy Granola. The Golden Corral of Tech News, Tom. Everyone repeats Nicole's recommendations and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2425: Sleep Podcasting
Published: Tue, 21 Feb 2023
Description: Utah, the Dutch Oven State. Meth N' Sexy Hotel. Is There A Branch Of The Military That Just 3D Prints Things, Because I REALLY want to know! I'll rub it out later. The bastard cat did it! I plopped my pants. Capture Your Humanoids. I Don't Like Colorado Green Chiliiiiiiiiiii. What's Florida's State aroma these days? You know it's pungent. You say Potato, I say Tobago. Mother penny was the worst James Bond character. The producer knows nothing. So How Does Burgertime Work? Waiting for paint to dry with Bill. it's always good to see Bill, with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2424: Cocaine Dingos
Published: Mon, 20 Feb 2023
Description: Stowaway J Frog. Ant-Man is in Quantumania. Check the Nuts and the Anus. No One Falls Like Gaston! Red On-Air Crabs. I don't like to PEEEEEEE during Ant-Man. Utah man goes on rampage after reading pun filled frog article. The Dunaway Redemption. Buy the Donut for the Sprinkles. The Fall didn't kill em. The Vat of Acid did. Checking Disney Replay. He Who McRemains. Peter Pan 2 Crocodile Boogalooo. ol' Dry Foot Johnson. Trader Joes Seaweed cleanse. Crop dusting the sports department. Jonathan Majors Spoilers with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2423: How I Met Your Matcha
Published: Thu, 16 Feb 2023
Description: Tower Defense your Thermostat. All your memes are belong to us. Rent the Covermobile. Don't get too excited, it's full of white people. Free roaming Kit-Kats. Ibbott Gets the Square. You must construct additional compressors! Love the Book! 1 star. Touching your flesh, or it didn't happen. I Got a Million Views and Still Have to Poop. Take a Turo to get a Gyro. Spaghetti Flossing, Also Bad Up Close. Every dog looks sad in their stupid cone. Lip Control with Amy. America's Next Top Podcaster with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2422: A Cup of Coughy
Published: Wed, 15 Feb 2023
Description: Show Me Your Virginia Johnson. The Naked Gak. Fun-Sized Clare. We named the Scott Indiana. Plop Salad, it's like dump cake, only healthier. Nothing Two Nuts is my favorite rapper. Bunghole Car, Five Stars. The Best Morning Show In The History Of The Universe! Grandma's Algorithmic Fingerprint Extractor. This Is Your Time Peepoo, Enjoy!! Length Is Not As Important As Clarity. 30 Seconds of Jibber Jabber. Forcing the Musk on Us. Refusing to Flip the Tortoise with Tom Merritt. The Woman Who Recommentaled and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2421: Halley's Potato
Published: Tue, 14 Feb 2023
Description: THEN YOU CAN EX-WIFE!!! Aw Shoot, Another UFO. Don't Make Me Say Your Zipcode! Tap dat asteroid. Some Like it Not. An eel slappin' good time! You Lying Sacks Of Turd! This Website is Useless, Better Check it Out. Are Dolphins Fish, because I seriously wanted to know. 99 red balloons Floating in the US sky. The Salem Cat Trials. Criminally Negligent Mrs. Doubtfire. Come to Vegas for a Moment of Clare-ity. Heavy Metal Lego with Bill. Fly to the hills with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2420: Back in the war days
Published: Mon, 13 Feb 2023
Description: Sittin' in a Bikini, Yellin' at the Chat. What's the Multiverse doing these days? You know it's got alternatives. Rihanna Played Next Level Smash Brothers. I don't like mankiniiiiiiiissss. Lyfting Syphilis. Fritos, Cheetos and Doritos. All the food groups. Paper Y'ever Eat Paperrrrr. Everyone Should Kill a Chicken or Cow Once. Emotions are so gay. Recipe For Farts. New house who dis? 30% Less Ellas. like a Chinese wedding funeral. Slap Monkey with Mouse and Dan. Colon Drift App Slappy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2419: Don't Touch the Thermos Tat
Published: Wed, 08 Feb 2023
Description: Poking the parking lot bear. Predator V Shrek. Tell Alexa What You Want, What You Really, Really Want (and she'll obey 7/10 times). 62% Chance He Did That Because He Has A Mercedes. Back In or Pull Out? What, Praytell, is an Ass-Sentinel? pick a number between 5 and 10. 26! He Is One Of MANY A-Holes! And you can ANNE RICE! How's your pull through game? Jackie Earl Haiily Joel Osment. Ol' Cutfoot McLane. Finding Mom's Porn. Set it and Keep Fiddling With It. Always listen to RuPaul. AI gaslighting with Tom. Buttering your Comatoast with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2418: Deep Galileo Hole
Published: Tue, 07 Feb 2023
Description: Wasn't there an Extra Terrestrial movie called E.T. something? Brush Up on Your Bogart. They Had DNA In 1982. Your Father Fought in the Star Wars. Lemon Entry my dear Watson. Nobody puts million dollar baby in the corner. Screwed by Cherries. Proves What, Ya Dumbasses? Pull Up a Potato, We're Having Chair! The Happiest Virus Factory On Earth. I'll Keep Tweaking. Protected by a chunk of cotton. Doing it With Sheep. Bowling with Bill. Beelzebub has a Dodo put aside for me, with Bobbyyyyyy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2417: Body Doodle
Published: Mon, 06 Feb 2023
Description: Assassin's Creed VA LA HA! I don't like the Grameeeeees. Never Dab. Zoe Brings Tina's Birthday. Don't Trigger The Gak! Rocket Raccoon's doodle double. Moist points. I like me some Abba. I like me some Gaga. But I hate me some Kajagoogoo. Don't give a Dammy about a Grammy. My Semi is like silk. Eric Bana in Hannah, Man...a. They All Sound Like Harry Potter Bullshit. The Chips Are Wood, Chips Aren't Supposed to be Wood. Reno Plus. The Devil Leather Book with Monica! AppSlappy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2416: Pavlov's Chatroom
Published: Thu, 02 Feb 2023
Description: If Clare's Your Buddy, Get A THIRD Buddy! Flesh Chute. The Security Guard Was Standing Sideways! Can you come get your DOG!? Periodically Looking at the Periodic Table. Among Veronica's Marshmallows. Adobe Failed the Audition. This Title was generated by ChatGPT and it is funny and clever. KK Slider, Live in Concert. In and Out and Loathing in Las Vegas. Brian Would Walk 500 Drinks. Cock-a-Roach with Natasha Lyonne. Las Vegas Monorail? It's More of a Shelbyville Idea. The Seven Audiobooks You Can't Play on TMS with Amy. Perpetually Returning Socks to Home Depot with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2414: Portal Fixation
Published: Wed, 01 Feb 2023
Description: America: We have the ports. Neither Guinea Nor Pig. Pure Frickin' Water. I can't Stand the Guy but I want his hair. I'd tap that cactus. That Doesn't Make Any Sense, So No. Distill my beating heart. What letter isn't in there? 7. Man of the Dessert. Cactus-Fried Kidneys. Canceling Just to Spite You with Tom. You shouldn't have to ask for recommentals with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2414: 4K Por Que
Published: Tue, 31 Jan 2023
Description: Lovely Lady Dumps. Waiter, There's a Hair in my Ibuprofen. Bang, Zoom, Buzz, To the Moon! Just Let Veronica Win. He Said Cunk With A K. How do hockey jerseys work, cuz I'd like really like to know? Tangfastic! Check Your Toilets. I Don't Like The Black Eyed Peeeeeeees. I Kinda Want To MOUNT The Nasty-Ass Thing! On Bond Road. Down to Zippo. Fecal Parody Litigation. Foam Bat Signal with Bill. Jamming the airplane brakes with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2413: Hi, the Cure
Published: Mon, 30 Jan 2023
Description: From Nun to 13 Children. THEN YOU CAN KEEN WAH! Are you there, God? It's my uterus. I Don't Like Naked Fleaaaaaaaaaaa. Pass it through the pants. I could climb up a greasy poll for hours. Let me defib that burrito for you. Mitsubishi Lettuce Go For a Test Drive. Leg Go of my Taco. The Powder of Me. Throttle Up the BeeJay. Silly podcaster, baths are for kids! what happened to playboy? You know they have talent. Spidereia. Migraine Jacking. Emperor Stephen of Major Spoileria and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2412: Groinal Zones
Published: Wed, 25 Jan 2023
Description: How do you like your eggs? Inexpensive. Butt: The 12th Spice. In Post-Soviet Russia Pez Dispenses YOU. Pillow Murder. Morgan Freeman narrates my dreams. What's the deal with the fang? You don't know DOS. Wasn't The Cat. I'll do the Horsey (sauce). Then you shall have no Popeyes, no chicken sandwich, and no Lt Yar. Going to Bat for Butt Chicken. Black Car Makes Me Fancypants Rather than Frogpants. I Could Pause a Movie For Hours. Icks Nay Subway. Thank a Van with TOM. Confidential Pezidential Documents, Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2411: Paging Dr Tang
Published: Tue, 24 Jan 2023
Description: Happy St Merkins Day. This Message is for Red Sonja. Lovingly Touch Your Modok. Everything Everywhere All Nominated at Once. I Can't Suck My Own. You'll get no Nomination, no Oscar and No Conductor Tarr. All Sequels Are Adaptations. Is anything legal in Missouri. Thank you, Weed People! I Think I Found a Whale Burger. I Don't Like Hairy Seeeeeeeeeeds. Correct and Effect. An Entire Year of Dicks. The Itch to Chop Down Trees with Bill. Nearly Crash Dieting with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2410: Beefy Tips
Published: Mon, 23 Jan 2023
Description: Top of the Ramen to ye. I didn't do the Doctor but I might have done her deputy. I've Seen Loki 'All The Way!'. You're Wrong, Elizabeth, So Wrong. Then you can't eat fried rice.Whatever Happened to TMS Listener? You Know The Guy's Got Talent. Viva Las Vegas Lizzie. Knobs and Balls Break Everyday. Feels A Little Verdant! The Sesame chicken litmus test. A handful of Prince. Dingleberry Douchebag. Ask Your Doctor if TMS is Right For You. Please Bend My Leg. Rolling Hills Flat Zone with Steven. Regina On My Mind With Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2409: Edging The Vinyl
Published: Thu, 19 Jan 2023
Description: Amputate The Grandma. Don't Put That in Your Mouth. A Saturday Night at Froggers House. Lies and the Lying Liars who Lie. Nobody pays me to talk to my wife. Pinball Wizard's Garage Sale. Pants on fire indicator. Keep your leg, make a lamp out of it. Aggressive Microtransactions. The curse of Karen and Brandon. I hate it when songs get stuck in my head...in your head, zombie, zombie. Don't finger the Vinyl. The centipede that led to my wife. Leave the Gun, Take the CannoLeg. Reading is Fundamental with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2408: Optimistically Pessimistic!
Published: Wed, 18 Jan 2023
Description: Ginko Bologna. Up your carb hole. The Last Mandalorians of Us. That's appropriation, mate! Pasties and Meatballs. All Those People Are Dead. The throat in the back of the neck thing. The Free Hotel Room is still Free. I have a question about 1 hour 28 minutes into episode 739. Lisa Loeb Might Stay. (s) Bowie, Bowie your hair is a mess. Tater Pillers. Uh Oh! No Spaghettios! Feral colon. 4000 Characters Of Tom Merritt. Murder porn Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2407: Let's go Cantaloupe!
Published: Tue, 17 Jan 2023
Description: I Like Tiny Pasta and I Cannot Lie. And It Comes With a Free Raspberry. vomit: the Ctrl-alt-del of the stomach. With His Mouth, Not With His Butt. Post Holdings Cereal. The Study of Meat Texture - Zombie Edition. Facing Shingles Head On. No Decisions, No Pasta and No Lt Yar. As god is my witness i thought Jamie Lynn Spears could fly. Spin the Cowboy guts in Vegas. Wrist Butts. The Critics Agree - Rut Roh. Bay shot the movie but he didn't kill the Pi-ge-on. Lightning Strikes Twice with Bobby. All Sorts of Detritus with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2406: Feetures include Paytoween!
Published: Thu, 12 Jan 2023
Description: Stick It in Mien Kampf! URL the Porn Dog. Kim Paid Veronica. NDBA: None Disclosure Burger Agreement. All of the Audiobooks are available in print form. Scott's Indecent Proposal Dream. Play games with one hand! Everybody is, Shame Foo Fighting. There were TWO heists. Respect the Weird. Does porn have a smell, cuz I like really wanted to know. Once, Twice, Three Times a Dude Lady. Can someone tell me why this sucks? The following safety manual has been brought to you with limited interruption by Amy. I Pity the FOO with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2405: Large Form Marshmallow
Published: Wed, 11 Jan 2023
Description: James and the Unbruisable Peach. Manpons. Cash, Lube, and Burner Phone. Condom Spinner. Bhutanese Passpop. I'ma eat that baby. A savory Salty Soup. Chocolate in your Jerky Bucket. Sing Karaoke...or Elsa. Dunaway makes a hard left for a McRib. Email EQUALS Junk. Give me the 3 way...chili. Edwards, We have the Meats! No Tom Like the Present. Nicole Calls Time Out with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2404: Boomer Buddies
Published: Tue, 10 Jan 2023
Description: Galaga Dots. Sagging Bosom Buddies. He Died, Turns Out He Was Terminal. What if mystery person A and mystery person B had a baby. The Frogpantian Shaman. If this gets enough likes, I will go to prison. Wide Mouthed Bottles. The Mmmmm-Bop Comet. I don't like it when my dog doesn't Peeeeeee. Jamesnasium. Right at your hand tips. Follow My Crime on TikTok. The car was toad. More Glue Than Plastic With Bill. Back Seat Junk Bag with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2403: Professional Eye Roller
Published: Mon, 09 Jan 2023
Description: Spayed and Neutered, the Bob Barker Secret. Sucked into Hooker Busienss. don't call me Shirley, Sackbut! That guy with the needle lied. The Most Ton of People. Rectum, Damn Near Killed Him! Why Can't Mr. Freeze Be Swol? Night Courts and Afros. Apply for Your Circle Today! Talky Parts Karaoke. Imposter Anti-pasti. Good Morning, Las Vegas, in the Morning This Morning Good Morning. Conspiring to do NOTHING! The Abe Vigoda List. Same Body, Different Head with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2402: Bjork Irritation
Published: Thu, 05 Jan 2023
Description: Make Something Better, Monkey. Sleepless in Salt Lake. Dry Hard: With a Resin. That Guy on Hawkeye Lied. Yippee Kayee, 3D Printer. Women Got Cool Guts. The Era of Talking Moose. How many languages do you speak? Brown Beats by Dre. You Cant Take The Babble Out Of The Rando Caller! Supports Matter. Unique Sounding Stupid Voice. Captain Borka is the Swedish Chef from the Muppets. Elastic Lady Parts With Amy. Pretty Fly for a Science Guy with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2401: Potato C.H.I.P.S.
Published: Wed, 04 Jan 2023
Description: Magnum 3.14159. I'mma livin' in a stop. I'mma livin' in a Po-ke-stop. I don't like STEEEAAM Games. I wanna know what Trek is. I want you to show me. In Space, no one can hear you jump across logs. I love the smell of dog in the morning. Filler, Fluff and Throwaway. An Egg McGuffin. Anyone but Clare. Smells like child labor. U Meaning You and Urine!Stop trying to make smellovision happen! Complex layers of a teen drama. The IP of Pee with Tom. It's the Wednesday Wednesday Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2400: Egg Nog Zero
Published: Tue, 03 Jan 2023
Description: I enjoy large rear ends, I can't falsify that fact. Don't you see my five stars?! Dollar Stores Anchored by Spirit Halloweens. Making Thickened Liquid Great Again. Father of the Year 2 hours in. I will call in my cover favor. It's An 'OK' From Paul Hollywood. Lyft: moving at the speed of the DMV. Twas the testicle work what killed him! Fat Bottomed Ants you make the rockin world go round. Free Coke at the Crack Shack. Star Trek As Hell. My son called after the ball dropped. The Chicken is Red, Chickens Aren't Supposed to be Red. Giving People the Bird with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2399: Dr. Tobias Aturn
Published: Thu, 29 Dec 2022
Description: Sex With Hitler 2: Electric Boogaloo! Come with me, and we'll be, in a world of purest syndication. Four Season's Dildo Shop. The cost of getting your soul back. 2 Degrees of the Wrong Bacon. 300 Kilometers Per Mile. 23 reasons the 90's made you ugly. It's so hard to be a serial killer these days. His moustache was the first thing that caught my eye. Two Old Guys trying to Remember Shit. Kidney Playmate. From Boulder To Grindr! Nipple Slipple. The Accidental Steam Deck. If you're a person with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2398: Roiders of the Purple Sage
Published: Wed, 28 Dec 2022
Description: Vibraphone, for the ladies. Franco, but not the one you think! Christ Krispies. Vanmagadon. That sticky Golden Grahams feeling. Mike Oldfield's Series of Tubes. Silly Rabbit, Dunaway's for kids. Lucky Charms & Potatoes. The Venn diagram of Barbie video game and chattering teeth. Poots and Doody. Taking the week off like normal people. Covers don't count, I'm in trouble deep. My mom always told me if I constricted the sciatica I would get hairy palms. I'm still standing. Yeah yeah yeah. Comedians on Bernie Mac getting coffee. Reccamentaling what comes after 4, or was it 3, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2396: Anson Dismount
Published: Mon, 26 Dec 2022
Description: 3D Printed Anger. Scott Remakes The Calendar. Picking Up and Haulin' Granny's. There's no soccer in Maverick! Porn Shack. Drunk on Midichlorians. Slapping Balogna. Spent time in the Clapper. Dahmer Ate The Person of the Year. Florida Man's Punt Forch. We Don't Have A Bear Clause. Amy has a package for us. Free Granny Lift-Driving. Unfortunate use of clan. Batman and Superman buddy issues with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2396: Resting trucker hat
Published: Thu, 22 Dec 2022
Description: Brian Bends the Knee. When One Door Closes a Door Becomes a Window. Ooooh the Uterus is done!The Sauce of the Monkey. Cysticles. Concentrated Boob Sweat. Between a Rock and a Dwayne Place. Freezing Aliens! Prove it, You CAN'T! I'm dreaming of a weird Christmas. I don't like Pun-da-treeeeeeeeee. 11 and -11 are close enough. Obviously it's aliens. Ship Before You Remove. Gamer Grandpa Bathwater. One Testicle Too Many with Amy. Therapy Thursday with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2395: Zamboni the Vampire
Published: Wed, 21 Dec 2022
Description: Flurturnstic Flur. The Jesus Kid. Micro Gift For Kim. You like Video Games? Hold my Juice Box. Control of Clare. Gin Soaked Potato Phone. Tracksuit mafia strikes back. Lobo Lo Lo Lo LoBo. I Vote Team Claraway. Darn That Wrist Parrott! Son of a Goat! The Brian Dunaway was a Pillow! Proud of my weird facsimile. Top Hat in the morning with Tom. Is Pepsi OK, Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2394: Thanos Ginger Snap
Published: Tue, 20 Dec 2022
Description: Demon Anus Breath. An LCD trip. Meat con carnage. Did You Ever Read About the Frog Who Wanted Pants? And Then He Got Some. Cop a Feel of That Onion. The Morning Sciatica. 8 maids a cleaning up bird shit. Yes, The Band! I Mean Yes, Not The Band. Or the Exclamation. You no take Candle in the Winf. Just one inflatable. Hold my Grinch. It's Clitoritor! Take Me Seriously! Deedly Doo! The Art of 1/3 of the Noise. Ginned up prank caller, I'm listening. Lego my Parts with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2393: How chunky is the Monkey
Published: Mon, 19 Dec 2022
Description: There's No Business Like Sciatica Business. Dumb Muffs. Chiropractors Get You Hooked on the Crack. DiCaprio Level Seating. I'd love to do that with my pants. So This Is 50. And a Happy New Year. Do You Know What I Do?!? Hinges are the darkest magic. Lose the Pepperidge Farm Voice! Was It Boogery? Brian drinks Thickened Liquor. I Wouldn't Talk in This Voice if I Was You. Marvel's Superman: There's nothing like it! He Doesn't Smell of Drink. Up the 40k butt with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2392: Meth on the Cob
Published: Thu, 15 Dec 2022
Description: Only murders in the dungeon. Who Goes Out To Get A Salad?Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right. Self Driving in the middle with you. Stupid Giant Fruit-Loop. KFC stands for Kill for Corn. Try Food Poisoning At Least Once. Is Laurie a Male Name? Flannel-Clad Schmoes. Bobby Franken-Subtitute. Peepoo are Human Beans. Empty Cavities with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2391: Dingly Dangly Dongle
Published: Tue, 13 Dec 2022
Description: Diarrhea Dog is the worst Yoga move. I Don't Like Eeeeeeeeee Batteries. The Ones you Lick that Hurt. Save a Soul-a-Thon. When you're not here, you're family we don't like anymore. Borderline Political Jesus. The man at the recycling Center lied. Dunkin' Covfefe. Swamp Water is my John Fogerty Cover Band Name. Germans: Pretty cool since the war. Collective Soul Asylum. Your dog died? Prove it! You can't! My Chids are addicted to the Fortnite. A Pint Of Weed With Bill. Discovering Frogpantium with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2390: Big Polygamy Vans
Published: Mon, 12 Dec 2022
Description: I Think He Blew a Transformer. Rated RRR. Who got time to read 7 books? You can Liquid Dance if you want to, you can leave your poop behind. THEN YOU CAN'T EAT RICE! STOMACH NUETRAL FOOD ONLY. Now it's in 4 parts. Would you like Sushi with your Sushi?? I want Pinhead and the Lady with the Vagina in her neck. Mister Boom Tastic, Something Fantastic. Give Peace and James Gunn a Chance! Taking the D out of Dunkin'. Gettin' Off Easy for Christmas. Definitely not stained glass. Excited or Weird with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2389: Hello sticky kitters
Published: Thu, 08 Dec 2022
Description: The Age-Old Tradition of Beating Your Mom. Where's my Diamond Bracelet, Brian? Frozone Pizza. Where's Elmo. Smells like me in here. Totos for Peepoo. Marijuana poisoning? Gonna check Snoops.com. Popcorn Covered in Bubblegum. All the Sample Ladies. All the Sample Ladies. Wee wee, poo poo, and haw haw haw. I hope you like this book more than Bill did. No Joy In That Con. Thick Wet Quality. DJ Kahlid to English dictionary. Evoking the Ick with September. Gift, Regift and Misgift with Wendi. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2388: Rise Revolt Repeat
Published: Wed, 07 Dec 2022
Description: Eating Mustard Every Day. The Short Answer? It's Bullshit. Marie Osmond Squirted Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory. Friends that Lick Poles. Yeet out the commercials. I'm allergic to tentacles. You're right handed, left? They give off the stench of niceness. I thought Fargo Won, no? The Academy of Brian Dunaway.just a lil' bit of torture. A drawing I did of my own HAND. Bring me all the raw with my Ma and Pa. Recursive Logic Loop With Tom. Zillow Goes Wild with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2387: Plumsplaining
Published: Tue, 06 Dec 2022
Description: Which way does YOUR toilet flow? I know him! He's a friend from the oven! Hail Santa. Gknee Gknee Gknee Gkneeeeeee. Shepard in Spaaaaaaaaaaaaceeeee. gknee Is Still Having It. It's no Filth. Dirt's for the bold. Mount Sanford and Son. Oh my Gorge! Flabbergasted Flossy Owners. Sea-Tac So Tacky. Immediate Marcia Gay Hardens. Again with the Plums. Getting Drilled with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2386: Adventure Pizza
Published: Mon, 05 Dec 2022
Description: Tina Taco. Whoa, Blue Beetle, Bam-ba-lam. Once You Poop You Can't Stop. Sexy Jim Varney Voice. We Don't Need Another Gyro. woke dirt chode. What's The Opposite Of Nine? 6! Air out the hemorrhoids. Chribbott on an Ibbott. There's A Lady I Know, Who Goes To The Mall and She Is Sitting On Two Chairs. Hydrate the Router. Lobo and Mebo. Greeky Cheese. Taste the Squireenie. Indiana Jones and the Dial Soap of Destiny with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2385: Herd of Freaky Turkeys
Published: Thu, 01 Dec 2022
Description: Give me the uterus, i'll give you the deck! My Haterade brings all the trolls to the yard. You know, the Never Ending Story flying dog thing. How many fallopian tubes do YOU have? Going out on a high note with Milli Vanilli. Stevia. I barely knew her. Brian is healthier without his Soul. What's a phone book? It's not a good segue if you need to explain it. Tears Are The New Handshake. They Kept Saying Yuh-Rine-Al. Uteruses can't use Mac products. Stevia Nicks is my favorite Mac. Girl Pee with Amy. Adopting Ope with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2384: Batteries Not Ingested
Published: Wed, 30 Nov 2022
Description: TvsTravis Killed the Radio Travis. Felonious Monks. Hey, Too Early for a Meth Sandwich? Cough Drop Unit. Dunaway gets YEEEETed. Only the Beastie Boys want Ill Communication. Kirkland Pant Heist. Crystal Monks. How Black is This Mirror? How's Chris Jericho doing these days. You know I haven't heard of him. 360 dreams and dirty toilets. NES Heist. How much for your best Yabba Dabba Doooooo? Sardines and Kimchi with Tom. Therapy Wednesday with Nicole, Randy and More and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2383: Mistakes on a Plane
Published: Tue, 29 Nov 2022
Description: Wakwanzaa Forever. Tossing Salads and Scrambled Eggs for Christmas. Brian Has No Soul: Week 3. It's No Popeye. But What Is. A Master Blaster Christmas Carol. First rats eat the Weed, then they are cooking meth. Dr. Tina, Ride Share Woman. I Don't Like Peeeeee Debriiiiiiis. Sharper Image is a Dull Store. Avoid the Butthole Snow. Man, never go full Peacock. I would like to cancel my free trial of winter, please. Fast Times At Ridgemont High Christmas Special. A Very Denchy Cameo. Murder, He Yolked with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2382: Related Turkeys
Published: Mon, 28 Nov 2022
Description: Queer and Present Danger. Hunger Games for Hillbillies. Drunk Cherries. I Can't Believe It's Not Butt Tar. Underwear crapnel. Would you like fries with that baby? Hairiest, Gayest Bearman. Jumbuck and Tucker is my favorite Starsky and Hutch Spinoff. Peepoo is the new Love the show though. Undie Fragments. Screams and Carapace Air. A Crabby Royal with Cheese. Medieval End Times. Isn't There a Giant Hamburger Mayor Called Mayor McSomething? Backstabby Ramalam with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2381: Peppy le Pugh
Published: Wed, 23 Nov 2022
Description: Which of You Bastards Said Serenity? Garmondo? Sounds Great! Five Guys COVID and Lies. AND THEN THERE'S MAUDE! Shalala La Boof. A regular human sized burger. Man I can go for some gum, got any cheese? The Wild Brady West. Hey Attractive Girl, You're Muted. That Vanessa Williams. The 30 Year Old is a Baby! Who is Clare Diction. Netflix murders and cakes. You're a Sweet Little Headache with Tom. Way More Than Two or Five Things with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2380: Sopranosaurus
Published: Tue, 22 Nov 2022
Description: WaKaren Forever. Fantastic Sleeps and Where to Find Them. Like a Hostess pie, but good. I Have A Way With Peepoo. He fancies himself a banksy. It's a Great Time to Survive. Big Plump Franks. Flappy-Wing Ankle-Wings. Talking Includes Whispering. The standard chocolate cake radio station. Paying for heat in my bum. Thinking Outside The Bin. 80% Less Naked Than Flea. Throw me the crystals, I'll throw you the pies. Hey, I'm Walking Here! To Buffalo Wild Wings! Paint me like one of your AI girls with Bill. Meaty Meatier Impacts with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2379: The Old Ball and Chainsaw
Published: Mon, 21 Nov 2022
Description: Your Kidneys Are Incredible. Airlines Can Bite My Left Buttcheek. I Can Only Taste Hand Lotion. Upper Deck of a German Toilet. Aria Stark's Shit List. Hallmark: Porn without Naked People. The guy at Jiffy Lube lied. Bruce is a lumberjack and he's ok. T Stands For Dumb. Coming to the Stage...Jerry Atric! George Donkey Bite Washington. Fiddy-Centaur. COVID Makes You Think There Are Two Marleys. French Fries Are Disgusting with Dan. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/5FE4CAF8-8065-47BC-B6B7-05B2D3A80324/media.mp3
TMS 2378: Probably Pacino
Published: Thu, 10 Nov 2022
Description: Don't Repeat the Pizza Rolls. Wiener Nougat. Jim Henson Whips it Out. Look at the big brain on Travis! The Beard of Knowledge. Lets Hear That 5150 Review! Be Afraid the Wrath of the Redhead. GoFundChuck. Silverado, why won't you come to your senses. No Straying From Correct Answers. TMS stands for Teaching Me Stuff. Trailing the blaze with Amy. Pinewood Derby Inside Baseball with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2377: Open Carry Chicken!
Published: Wed, 09 Nov 2022
Description: Age is Just a Number... and the Slow Degradation of Tissues and Cells. Exceeding the Pun Density Limit. Wither do you wander Mr Michigander. How Scared Should You Be? Tune In Next Tuesday! I mean that personally, not politically. We Need Pun Control Laws. He's more Kyber than Cover now. Stayed Up 24 Hours - Not in a Row. A Grumpy Old Man Out In Space. The Carolingian Conspiracy. Cluck Cluck BOOM! The plot chickens. Improving Metaphors With Tom. Reccamentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2376: Sorry Dead People!
Published: Tue, 08 Nov 2022
Description: The Duke of Earl of Sandwich. Doves Are Pigeons Too! Titillating Titanium Talk. If I Could Just Use Your Chicken. Chink in the armor, lovingly. Mr and Mrs Coitus. Come Together Right Now Beauty Queens (The Beatles). Males Don't Have the Nice Round Butt. The Black Crystal. Hacksaw Guerrilla. His Tae Kwan Do is better than your Tae Kwan Don't. Do spiders have brains cuz I like really wanted to know. I Can Smell the Churros! Brazen Brazing with Bill. Why spiders are trying to kill you with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2375: Avengers! Detention!
Published: Mon, 07 Nov 2022
Description: From Tom Cruise to Ted Cruz. Pickle Ass Rubber Mushrooms. You must hate having sex. Nut Hunt. William Shatspear. No licking hypnotoad. A Strong Healthy Urine Stream. When Turtles Hump. Choke on a Peanut. Charity Donations - Please No Cars. Cats in Space. The Canary in the Cold void of space. Janet Yakson. Up your Nose with Yazoo. DC Got a Gunn with Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2374: No Context Pumpkin
Published: Thu, 03 Nov 2022
Description: Does your Johnson have a big head? It cost $8 to submit this title. Ibbott's Own Salad Dressing. Razzberry Teet Milk. Headphone Rotation Flummoxation. Do Androids Smell of Electric Poop. Season One Riker Hair. Overpay Retro. Uber Tangent Ride. Dong Wang Check Your Brain. We Could Just Say Goodbye. Does This AI Make Me Look Fat? Pretty But Not Dangerous. Don't You Forget About Me with Amy. There's No Crying in Sportsball with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2373: Ulf Busdriversson
Published: Wed, 02 Nov 2022
Description: There's a door on the Roof. Flosspants Studios. Catsup The Gathering. Mashed Potatoes Regret. It's 4 million Affleck's and 364 Buscemi's away. It's your kids, Woman! Mythical Metals of Lore. We still have Tungsten. Horny DOS days. Clouty With A Chance Of Musk. This comma changes everything. Thanks for coming to my Tater Talk. Knuckle Deep Alzheimer's. Nailing Tech To Our Foreheads, With Tom. How To Clean Your Vessel Recommentals with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/BE49F8B2-A65E-4C49-BFE8-A4637795324B/media.mp3
TMS 2372: Schmo?
Published: Tue, 01 Nov 2022
Description: Sansa-Level Whackadoo. Gundam Style. One guy had to be Voltron's ass. Bye Bye Moist Pony. Beware The Mustache!! Good old Steve whatshisname. Teenage dirtbags took my candy. A Cigarette in Every Orifice! You're Out of Order? This Whole Filming is Out of Order! Fentanyl Candy. Y'Know, For Kids. Whole lotta Uma in that face. Poop a brick in the wrong direction. Utah-Hoohahs. Punished Bots with Bill. Undercover Mustache with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/5165C154-0277-4DF7-902F-A5C3FFED7C69/media.mp3
TMS 2371: Lower Deck Nougat
Published: Mon, 31 Oct 2022
Description: Velmasplaining Haloween. Coverlord. What's this? !s What's this? Someone killed a bear. Every Halloween I show up wearing nothing. Isn't There A Chocolate That's Milk Something? Chuckie Dunaway. The Vomit Half. Walker, Texas Singer. Save Halloween For Christmas. Twas on All Hallows Even. Starlord Mix Tape is TMS backwards. Think about IT! The Good kind of Wood. Santa and Mini-Santa. 40K Ordinary people. The Witcher Switcheroo with Stephen. Horror movies with Monica Nicole Veronica and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/94332B87-AC41-4C89-936F-B3C385D21CFB/media.mp3
TMS 2370: Angle Face
Published: Thu, 27 Oct 2022
Description: A Tale of Two Michelles. Undo with Crayon-Z. The McBrian is Back! Sexy Science Jesus. I am pants at that game. Print me the idol, I will print you the whip. Moistly appreciated. The Royal What. Dollymops. I can't pinch and zoom with this book. It removes the SteamDeck from the Bedroom or it gets the DREAMS again. Dearest Johnson. I Like All the Gaze. Kindle-ing interest in books with Amy.Cans and cans of Aqua-net with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/615ECE29-C2F9-4A1C-A918-8FBC4FDC494D/media.mp3
TMS 2369: Always Assume Spider
Published: Wed, 26 Oct 2022
Description: I don't like Fish peeeeee teaaaaaaa. You Can Stand Under My Novella. Teddy Bears, Nipples, and Gold Bikinis. You Require More Ingots! A Clump of Teens and a Wad of Kids. Dunaway Leaves a Floater. Take a Bite of the Greasy Denver. Jabba starts yankin the chain. What's Ask Jeeves doing these days. You know he had answers. YOU get Covid, Brian gets hair. Recommentals with Scott, Bobby and literally nobody else and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6422C8F3-42A8-492D-AD67-65BD184E2D1D/media.mp3
TMS 2368: The Replacement Jedi
Published: Tue, 25 Oct 2022
Description: My Ears are a Foot Apart? The Call Is Coming From Inside The Hearse. It came in a flesh box. Backyard Men. BBQ-Anon. Dirty Diseased Denverites. Limp Early Day. Darrell was Skeletor the whole time! How Many Condoms can YOU Fit in a Pumpkin? Blockbuster multiverse theory. Paying the Brass Tax with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/D79EDF94-D9BB-42F2-AA18-75444AC64FFA/media.mp3
TMS 2367: Maize Maze
Published: Mon, 24 Oct 2022
Description: Scoot and Breen are Fart. Poop Jokes and Ryan. Meta On Air LIght. I love comics but NOT THAT ONE. Who The Hell Is This?! These Pumpkins ain't gonna chunk themselves. Can't have Too Many Stephanies. John Travolta thrusting makes it hard for Scott. You can neither spell Plums nor misspell Plums. does the arcade carpet match the drapes? An Emergency Ann Lander. Colonel Tso was Demoted.Nauseous Without Payoff. Iceland is Green and Greenland is Ice. let's do the corn corn. Reverse the birds with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2366: Oops All Viagra
Published: Wed, 19 Oct 2022
Description: I would walk 500 feet and I would walk 500 more Just to wreck my back and fall down at your door. Johnson Family Feud. Never Fruity Pebble a Samoan when death is on the line! You Smell Like Syrup and Pee Pee. Unsubscribe Random Spousal Facts. Planned Squats. Special K, neither special nor K, discuss. A Bowl of Breakfast Kibble. Ever had a Noooose Bleeed (Connery Car Keys). Didn't Superman Have a Dad Named Pa Something? You have just subscribed to KimFacts. Marvel Snapchat. Your kids will ask you about Phone Booths. Gaslighting with phone cases. Scott's Liver Moved To The Left. Chill, Netflix with Tom. What a coincidence, exactly 90 min of found footage with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/C5BE0854-2511-4BA3-A771-D41218F674DD/media.mp3
TMS 2365: No One Wants Hungry Greasy Turkey
Published: Tue, 18 Oct 2022
Description: Yo These Speakers Are The Shit. I Don't Like Squeaky Teeeeeeeeens. Drive backward and it says Paul is dead. William Tell Lost his New Grooves. When did Neil Diamond Jump the Shark? All that and a supreme tubular beef experience. You got fungus in my hot chocolate. 4 inches is very subjective. Burny Poo Later. *Squeak* Kill me *Squeak* Kill me *Squeak* Kill Me. Libbott. Dammit Jim I'm a hunter not a paleontologist. They're British it helps. Tactile Drafting with Bill. Dinosaur Hootie Patootie with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/96411376-A777-4D34-A803-3A6651C11C3F/media.mp3
TMS 2364: Curbside Soul Delivery
Published: Mon, 17 Oct 2022
Description: You can't throw RICE. Pan Solo. New Shave, who dis? Drivethru ASMR. What if he doesn't survive, he's no good to me bread. Can I poo here or do I have to buy something? Steamer flan bag! 3 giant yanks and it finally came out. Let them eat Taco Bell! Fellow Utah Whitefolk. Don't mind the guy in the ski mask. We are trying something new. I don't like to pour CREEEEEAAAAAAM. Landfills have more and better ingredients. Snap into a Marvel game, with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/321A4C95-1E68-4597-81BE-03A220AF715E/media.mp3
TMS 2363: What's in YOUR tube meat?
Published: Thu, 13 Oct 2022
Description: Bleats By Dre. Braunsweiger? Sure, I like all kinds of music. The Tell Tale Smoke Alarm. My beauty monkey hump. Look Out Demons, I've Got Balls!! The chirp is coming from inside the house. I don't like licking 9-volt battereeeeeeeees. Watching Netflix at the speed of drunk. Omnidirection Chirps. Flimmity Stickit and His Time Up the Mountain. Leggo My Eggo-nog. Not seeing anything with a penis. And the whatnot too. Not Enough Bacon! Ween didn't start the fire with Amy. Scamming scammers with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/53D17642-84DF-4FB5-A25D-2BE0B1454893/media.mp3
TMS 2362: Chicken Fork
Published: Wed, 12 Oct 2022
Description: Stop The Hunch, Stand For TMS. This Board is Looking Sus. Say the title! Baarrryyyyy'd. Chuck the Retro Buddy Good Friend. Girls Just Want To Tune In Tokyo (NO THEY DON'T). Bricking my Sex Robot. Wasn't there a Werewolf game name Werewolf? Gymnasium Lavatory. They Milked My Teet and Moved on. Someone is having fun! Call 911! Get Back to Biscuit Week! Patreon taste the rainboob. Back Breaking Ergonomic Chair. A muddled Meta message with (Tom) Merritt. Scaring Kids w/Nicole & Recommendno's w/Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/47AB7882-5188-465E-9CDF-1CA61FEDB38A/media.mp3
TMS 2361: Moist Meat Prison
Published: Tue, 11 Oct 2022
Description: Can I tap that camel? American Cheese is Neither American nor Cheese. Discuss. I Dont Like Injections in My Peeeeeeeeeeeeeen. Hork It Outta Your Dooda. Brian Ibbott has a very strange AH. American Cheese taste like Government. Mansplaining boobs. Dammit Kevin! The second weirdest thing we heard today. Hocus Pocus 2...End Times. How many cowboys named Vic do you know? Butt-Scratchin' Drug Company. Our time of the month with Dan. Science with Tickle Me Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/C1E16CD8-6129-4EF5-AB60-3829CCA40EFB/media.mp3
TMS 2360: Porch Pirate Prevention
Published: Mon, 10 Oct 2022
Description: Poutine Thanksgiving. Viagra + Muscle Relaxant: An Upper and a Downer. European and Eurohurtin'. Jesus Christ, Wood Whisper. Take this package around the Back. I can see my nose hairs from here. Dumb or Weird or Dumb AND weird. Does the Weed lose its flavor in the fridge overnight? Filter Drinks Through Your Undies. Peeing its way to China. That wheel weighs a ton. Columbus Doesn't Exist Anymore. Getting Conned with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/222EB388-3D1F-4CED-9247-39108404B5FD/media.mp3
TMS 2359: Zero points of articulation
Published: Thu, 06 Oct 2022
Description: Tall Guy with the Small Fry. Shit Out of Luck Dot Com. Fletchamentals. Unboxing the 4 eyed Cactus. Coitus, Amphetamines, and Mating Possibilities. I just assume they are all dead. Gallon O'Shade. Make America Greasy Again. Reagan is shitting in his grave. drinking the Tubi KoolAid. 5 McDonalds Later, poop out of luck. Get your ass in Mars. Graveside Manners with Amy. Fighting FOO with Wendy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/43BFA71B-847D-44FA-9AB6-4EFCD64E9D06/media.mp3
TMS 2358: Pins & Pens
Published: Wed, 05 Oct 2022
Description: I Always Cry When I Exit a Vagina. Safety Peens. I Specialize in Quickdraw McGraw. TMS: Now with 100% more grandpa. Junk Drawer Flex. Airport crocs. Turn Your Mouth into Your Butthole. Ana DeNaked. Healthy as a Pumpkin at Harvest. This Cannon is LOADED. Somebody With Some Seed. Discharge Rates and Dry Areas. The scent of Musk with Tom. Farts On Demand With Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/2908F48D-0D80-4836-9E0A-AB6600FA17D6/media.mp3
TMS 2357: Spaceship On A Stick
Published: Tue, 04 Oct 2022
Description: Taylor goes in, baby comes out. Can't explain that! Point me in the Direction of your Schlongsleiger. For room service, press 2. For corpse removal, press 3. Ball-Bearings of Chocolate. I don't like spreadable MEEEEEEAAAAAT! Grimace, ribbed for your pleasure. Who the hell is Tyler?? The Five Dollar F Me. Firm Buns for My Organ Meat. Jabber Jaw Jujitsu Jerks. Fiddle Brian's Knobs! Don't give this man scissors. Buy a Jet and Eat a Pig. Getting Grounded with Bill. Bag O Science with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/0A779512-ABEC-474D-9B85-EDB68E11A05E/media.mp3
TMS 2356: Explain your pants
Published: Mon, 03 Oct 2022
Description: Ménage Quad. The Deep Cake is a lie. Nine Inch Nails on a Chalkboard. Deaths from Monkey Pox are RARELY fatal. All in on the Nurple Booby. Duh, Twinning. Body horror fantasies, delicately explored. Crowbar with Two Functional Ends. Partial Eclipse Of The Red On Air Light. Goth Teats. I'll sleep on you He-Man (Skeletor Voice). Left head, right head, lower head. Percy Jackson and the Zeus Hole. Namor's Snitchfeet with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/1D8DD284-7D2C-41F8-B6F2-C9F899E4B810/media.mp3
TMS 2355: Cow Choke Point
Published: Fri, 30 Sep 2022
Description: Dogs Must be Accompanied by an Emotional Support Human. Tubi or not Tubi. The $34 Twenty Dollar Bill. When life gives you Kim vacations, use Carter. Sometimes you have to say the Period. Sexual Aids for Larry. Diary of a MapQuest Murderer. Is the Shit Kosher? Huh, what's this wire for? snip. Scott's Unforgiven avoidance of Parasite. A Laptop Named Bill. What's in the bag? WHAT'S IN THE BAAAAG? On The Fresh Hot Backside. Defecation Desecration! The most Terry Pratchett clip with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/C7EB6AF6-7ED8-4A11-9A4D-8B75E317F850/media.mp3
TMS 2354: Click the Monkey!
Published: Wed, 28 Sep 2022
Description: The Rook and the Rectum. Cats Need Comfort And Cardboard. Taste that biscuit. Does Metal Have Hair 'Cause I Like Really Want to Know... I Don't Like Chess Anal Beeeeeeeds. Don Dokken's Dealership. Jim Halpert, lead singer of Judas Priest. Wrinkle Up and Fall Over. I'll Have What the Pilot's Having. Generate an Image of Me Like Your AI French Girls. Huge jacked man to play Wolverine. Lump Bum. Body Builder's Ball Park. Tom Talking to Tom About Tom. Recommentals that should have puking with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/4819563A-3D81-4D97-B634-1B3FE1E91655/media.mp3
TMS 2353: Taco Hell
Published: Tue, 27 Sep 2022
Description: The Snails of Dusseldorf. Chewing on the Boba. I don't like little balls in my teeeeeeeea. Professor Holden McGroin. This Is Just Floatin' Meat. Bring Brian A Bisque. Slap Quitting. Tacos by the Slice. Don't lick batteries with your body tongue. Warning: This episode contains flashing lights. The Cilantro of Asian Drinks. Cruise ship dumpster food. My Complaint Is Now Dead. A Satisfactory discussion with Bill. Hard Landing With Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/662FA779-8F2D-4750-B7EF-C67F331590D7/media.mp3
TMS 2352: Pollywood Handshake
Published: Mon, 26 Sep 2022
Description: Someone Wake Billy Joel Osment. The Tallest Idiot. Cheddar Flavored Cheese Product. Kirkland in, Kirkland out. Under the door YouTube fart noises. Confusing Excrement Placement. The Smell Of A Giant Sausage Bomb. Why Am I in Your Saw Dreams? I like to hump things around the house. MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm....... chocolate. Are Girl-Scout Cookies Made of Real Girl Scouts cos I like really wanted to know. Free Products From Blue Haired Ladies. Made with non holographic cheese. Accidental Motor Boats. Sudden sneezes with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/7C5AE91E-8E1B-468A-A149-78DBE4988F02/media.mp3
TMS 2351: Hesitant Evil
Published: Thu, 22 Sep 2022
Description: Brick and Motor. Eating your pet peeves. Squirrel vs. the Batman. Beyond Nose Meat. There are FOUR LINKS. Hello from the Eisner-side. A Sonic Mastication Revulsion. Karenina... (manah manah). Vegan Cannibal Horror. So no one told the baby that life was gonna be this way. Chewing Aluminum For Fun and Profit. That didn't end in a humane way. Isn't there a saying about a books cover and how you judge it with Amy? Breaking all of the streaks with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/0B34D3CF-3755-45D3-8E0C-E701ED4DEA76/media.mp3
TMS 2350: Sentient Signatures
Published: Wed, 21 Sep 2022
Description: I want spiders precisely zero times. Brother In Law from Another Mother in Law. THERE ARE THREE BRIANS. Snoozed the Spider. Pee-Wee Simpson and Bart Herman. Cameo Isn't Naked People, but Still Weird. I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such games as Dominoes: Death Edition. Caught Up on Starting What I've Started. Squat and Squirt. Catchphrase Technicalities. Making Cameos on Onlyfans. Other Species Feces. A Little Guy With Tom. Recommentals with Randy, Nicole, and her biggest fan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/66DA9183-AF17-42BB-A574-9529F3844DBE/media.mp3
TMS 2349: Welcome to Clown Town
Published: Mon, 19 Sep 2022
Description: Do Goats Have Hands 'Cause I Like Really Want to Know. Cool, like a Finger in the Anus. Sir Babycakes. Take the 20 leave the weed. Thanos, Moon Knight, and Aquaman walk into a room. Kentucky Fried Magarac. PhD In Neuro HooHaa. Not Enough Staff for Hotdogs or Sticks. Hand Farting for the love of it. Owner/Lover. Kentucky Fried Donkey. I can pee on the deputy for hours. Offending Muslims and people who like actual music. Welcome to the Motel Coulraphillia. 50 first Lyfts. Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/4395610B-617D-497C-B68C-BA95FEF332C0/media.mp3
TMS 2348: Octa-Canarians
Published: Thu, 15 Sep 2022
Description: Congressional Medal of Jesus. I've got Covid too and I feel fine. Covid Zero. Holy Trinity of Hemsworth. THERE ARE TWO LINES! Rashy in the wet. Johnson got Fingered. Hot Throbbing Frog Off. Teepee Shenanigans. You get a pinky, and you get a pinky. Get in a canoe and EFF THE MONARCHY. Who would give Jim Henson 1 star? Show us on the puppet, what you did in Only Fans. Shenanigans with Amy! Hanging out With Dingus, His Wife and Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6B5EFE35-33A4-44A7-B592-B4B5551AC95F/media.mp3
TMS 2347: Towel Sniffing Dogs
Published: Wed, 14 Sep 2022
Description: Hong kong donkey dong. Can You Hook Me Up With A Fertility Idol? No One Manscapes Like Gaston. Wasn't there some Captain with a Hook? I could eat a box of Cheezits for hours. I Really Like Umamiiiiiiiiii. Cat-Bat-Girl-Woman. I didn't go to 4 yrs of Pirating school to be called Hook man! All the Donkey Penises. I'm Sure it's a fine bum. Nothing Like a Coooooold Oscar Meyer Hotdog, Nothin' Like It! Ember is the color of my energy. Weedstones, meet the Weedstones, he's the highest guy in history. Oh Hi Mark, Stephen, Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/2CF8E1F1-606D-41C9-9F19-E5CCF6A0BA45/media.mp3
TMS 2346: Sploot Your Beans
Published: Tue, 13 Sep 2022
Description: No one called Saul. Amazing Lace how sweet the sound. Polite British orgasm. I Don't Like Steve Zahn's Weeeeeeeeeeen. Everyone does THAT guy. Tropical Storm Butthole. If you tacos are fuzzy, go somewhere else. These are all bad names for tacos. Rusty Crusty Musty Taco. The Spice World must flow. Six degrees of Wayne Brady. Kung Fu candy is scary. The Colonel's 4 Remaining Spices. Cover Up Your Tunafish With Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/A2AEA3F4-72EC-41F3-A4A7-4F4177BE226A/media.mp3
TMS 2345: Sweet Pickle Peanuts
Published: Mon, 12 Sep 2022
Description: I Bless the rain down in Aaaanaheimmmm. No Batmans allowed. Gary of the Planet Lantronix. International House of Garbage Pancakes. I spent most of the time looking at my crotch. Ram That Pill! I'm glad no one brought a black light. Peanut Asparagus Substitutiary Locomotion. Got the Diarheear this mornin. All the Hot Sauces. All the hot sauces. Me, Lawrence Fishbourne, and 98 Randos. Oogie Boogey Shaming. Going Long With Boner-X and Dan. Rolling a D23 with Steven and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/581C03BF-5411-49BD-9F1D-74CCD1D33C32/media.mp3
TMS 2344: Snoop Lore
Published: Thu, 08 Sep 2022
Description: Don't Show Me Your EULA. My only expertise is that I have also seen The Crown. Fetch me the body wipes. Melted Down Gummy Patty. D23... Dice or Die. No Buttcracks at Target. Stimulus Bidet. Two American men talk about the queen of England. Scooch over to your little digital hole. There are many different mushrooms you can eat. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/EA14EB61-44F4-4BA2-82B8-1ED25CE310D7/media.mp3
TMS 2343: Danny Trio
Published: Wed, 07 Sep 2022
Description: Getting Crabs in Alaska. Noice Poist. Frienden Brasier. This Line is just Nine miles long (tune of Got my Mind set on you). C&C You Next Time. Weird Condom Moment. Smokey the Bear and Spongebob, NIET! Lucky to get a lying down-O. I could eat a Pig for hours. Lots of Johnson's are banned. See A Guy About A Horse And Pee On Him. I did buy a new phone this year and don't call me Shirley. I'm Gonna Put My Headphones Down and Clean Shit Up. Comparising Phones with Tom. The dog went first Recommentals with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/5048C491-76A6-4542-9785-F28B291FED82/media.mp3
TMS 2342: Aggressively Italian
Published: Tue, 06 Sep 2022
Description: G to the Double O D Morning to ya! Your Uncle Tony is My Uncle Tony. He was watching your dot. You ORDERED it! Googly eye butt. Weird Potato Business. Robut Captain. Whales Spittin' Their Holes. Do your thing in the cabin. Donny Thinks Trackers! You Can See Whales for Free, Man. My Eyes are Back Here! Satisfactory?!? with Bill. Shotgunning vaccines with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/5DC9929F-6F6D-4AD7-A5E4-7A6B09E00A23/media.mp3
TMS 2341: Listen to this hole
Published: Thu, 25 Aug 2022
Description: What kind of a Pig Deal? I'm going to install ejector seats after this. Typing like a Pirate Day. Milton goes to jail. The Real Test is Doing The Test. Can I tell you a story Chode Butt-Sniffer? Lyft directly to Jail, do not collect $200. Black Hole Scream. Large Hadron Includer. Pull up and grab a fish. Is gagging a passenger frowned upon? I don't like Meeeeead. Screw that guy and the Lyft he rode in on. Ladies in Space with Amy. Things you doodoo well with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/008C5CEA-99B1-41F5-8968-923BD90742EB/media.mp3
TMS 2340: Red On Air Fluff
Published: Wed, 24 Aug 2022
Description: Fingering the peanut butter. Mmmmmm Vie-eeee-na Sausage. With Great Front seats, comes great responsibility. Real Seaman. Hazel Newts. Mayo On It's Own Is Questionable. Fringe Dox. Ba-Na-Na (Minion voice). Zarik, ally of Lur from Omicron Persei 8. Double check your Hoo-haa password. Bad Acoustics on the Grassy Knoll. Nick Lowe, Fifth Row. You remember that time in Vegas? You might have been drunk. Talking to games With Tom. Less Gunfighty Recommentals with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6DB92BCE-D79F-4074-ACE9-4A58A067ADFD/media.mp3
TMS 2339: A Fish Every Six Inches
Published: Tue, 23 Aug 2022
Description: Pull the Squirrel's Nuts. Having a Liquid Moment. I don't like to cleaaaaaan my screeeeeeeen! Denis Miller doing Peter Griffin. Grandma's False Bottom. What happened to Quiznos!?!? Soylent meat is fake people. Finding the Poo-Bag Opening. The whole cartoon was Cringe-r. Wasn't there a guy with a javelin named javelin something? The best kind of rip is RIP TORN. Handsome Rugged Conrad Former Utahn Now Colorado Visiting Dude Making a Book Hyper Climber Guy. Tiny Anvils with Bill. Flying blind with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/751C7431-0334-4A72-AD01-2CDF465F898F/media.mp3
TMS 2338: ForkLyfting
Published: Mon, 22 Aug 2022
Description: Putting the CO in Cocaine. Bald Face in Bold. Biting necks and doing business. Get your grummans, gremlins or grown men there by Thursday. Sorry, Our Goat Ate The Movie. Flying Sex Things. Pass Me the Colorado Snow. No, I'm Also A Porn Star. Can't Lyft a boob. Gumball machines on free play. Pumbaa was the Parrot. Live from The Nipple Cam. Fidgit Legos. Virgin Captain America on the Rocks with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/F7BB0622-0124-428D-BDE0-C624E5CE05EC/media.mp3
TMS 2337: Who Runs Duck Town?
Published: Thu, 18 Aug 2022
Description: Grab your love sack. Golly Gosh Darn Freakin' Heck. Grills with Brad intent. PooTatoes. Blame The Three Year Old. You won't believe this actor wasn't exactly like the character he played! Five Arcades and a Change Machine. Where it's at. When the Biden comes along, you workshop it. You ever lose your stunt double. I get it, you're a duck. Monkeys Never Pick Up. Route Beer is on my Roof. Who is Karen going to complain to? I was not programmed to cook. Get your Whatney to Mars with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/67BB7D6A-0EA9-4D2B-B834-B11141D8F6E5/media.mp3
TMS 2336: The 7th traffic circle of Hell
Published: Wed, 17 Aug 2022
Description: Let's Blow Buttholes. What's a Bruin with you? A roundabout discussion about traffic circles. John Deer Crossing. Splooting Squirrels. The Cardinal: Religion's Regional Manager. Fat Shaming Blocks. Physics didn't work out the way I intended. On a Steam Deck in Bed. I can only think of birds. Doomed tractors. Roley Poley Amish Dude. There's Something about Kingpin. Chips on Tom's shoulders. Fighting Nazis with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/B233F863-006C-4057-AC9D-8CFB6B08ACA7/media.mp3
TMS 2335: Forever Moops
Published: Tue, 16 Aug 2022
Description: Mentos. The Reef Maker. You can't Dream on a Bag of Salad. McDonald's Glory Hole. I snored 40 pounds ago. The Squirrel conspiracy. Urine so much trouble now, crane operator. Spit a bean and go home. Making things with Bill! A little Science with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/ADF87E17-B768-47A8-BCD2-DE685FA6819B/media.mp3
TMS 2334: Is Brad's Drink Okay?
Published: Mon, 15 Aug 2022
Description: Irish Roundabout is NOT a sex move. New Improved 20% Thicker Scott. Brian's extra thick bottom. Spanking Mint. I don't like Burger CHEEEEESE. Ah I'm Being Scissored. You Ever Lose Your Corgis. Riddled With Dumbasses. Don't rub the pink lipstick zone! Raw Viking Ass. You put your Kyber WEED in it! I'm feeling lucky with this back rub. Prince Fourteen Bras. Kids, ask your uncle. Only Murder Castles in the Building with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/34679D23-F31B-4A9F-9A09-B8B5CA280449/media.mp3
TMS 2333: CMOS Smoothie
Published: Thu, 11 Aug 2022
Description: Both Hunky and Dory. Galactica Hatch. Cruller on the Craft Table. Confirmed: We've Got Space Junk! that's how you get batmites! Vegas Mob Dropbox. Everyone Gets Nothing From Burger King. Ripping Off Chevy Chase's Bit. Howling Hound Hover Hunt. Do you follow him?! No! He's dead! Want to know about America? Don't live in America. (Aqualung) Batman on a park bench! MuckBang Bus. Bahhhhhhhhhhhhh call me bye. Chasing Amy with Amy. Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/45B9C551-9C5C-4450-8714-CF2617BF9BFA/media.mp3
TMS 2332: Dungeons, Dragons and Dives
Published: Wed, 10 Aug 2022
Description: Podcast Trophy measuring contest. The Bluey Cinematic Universe. Teachin' Grandma to Suck Eggs. Eggs are technically eggs. Show Without Merritt. Two Smokin' Hot Barrels and a Monkey. Your list is wrong, Monopoly sucks. Number 198 is Your Mom. Library of Alexandria on Sale at Wal-Mart. Cards Against Huge Manatee. Tanning Shatum's bum. Puzzled Pint: No pressure, only fun. Avoid the Jawa Clusters. Kids Can't Clean Crockery. Spreading it around with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2331: Peanut in Bed
Published: Tue, 09 Aug 2022
Description: The cleanest rock in Utah. Zoe Brings the Red-on-air light. Torso Pillow Man. Whats his power? Hugs! How does Space Force Work? You're a collapsing version of me. Dink More Pineapple Juice. Hourglass half full. This Panic too shall pass. Space Junk Larger Than a Marble. I need a break, you're too nice. Don't Yuck Somebody's Yum. Even if it's very yucky. Pooperation for later. You want Choco in your Taco? Scanning Our Noggins with Bill. Space Katamari Damacy with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2330: Cat Bus!
Published: Mon, 08 Aug 2022
Description: White Knuckle Lyfting. DefecateCon 5. Grabbed by the chuckles. Anson Dis Mount. Ballpointing leaves a mark. Bleaching Elephant Buttholes. Dark Barry. The Patrick Stewart Business. Why are you punching Yourself, Bruce? Driver of the dead. Your Stomach's the Captain Now. Figured I could get away with eating a peanut. That's a lot of unwhite corndogs. Your Wife is Wonderful but SHE'S WRONG. Cancelling Batgirl with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2329: Uber Duber Stuber
Published: Thu, 04 Aug 2022
Description: Her Dog Is Appropriate. Lady Fart or Dog Fart? The Shortest Skirt in Alabama. The Retiree Look. Whoville Poodley Noodles. Gobbing my way to the top. Little Skeletor Girl. That outfit is to die for! the fockers are a growing concern. The last Deniro and Hoohah. Creeper Sunglasses. Soccer Hooligan Gobbing. Try To Keep It Down. I will date you, He-Man. Wet and Grosse in Georgia with Amy. Thera-Pee Thursday With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2328: Dual Duel
Published: Wed, 03 Aug 2022
Description: ET TikTok Home! Unwaxed Seaweed. How to Plan a Rough Night of Intercourse. Never Ending Theeeeeeme Sooooong. Kill the Spider with a Lighter, Small Fries, Big Mac! Get The Key. It's Always the Answer. Epsom Salt? It's a terrible lube. Stupid potato Iphone. The Frank Kind of Deal. Free Minutes on a Potato iPhone. Claire's Gunnies. Stop N Shit Tour '95. Limahl. Are You Done? Gloom is Temporary, Doom is Eternal. An Apple a day makes the games go away with Tom! Emma, Uma, Uma, Emma with Nicole, Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2327: Stop, drop and collaborate
Published: Tue, 02 Aug 2022
Description: Calories Don't Count On Birthdays. 25 Footlongs in the Office. They are still not popular with the gays. Five guys, Five Dingdongs. The Denver Turd Nuggets. Be careful where you drive your balls. Give me the Thirsty Gas. Peter O'Toole is Huge right now. Pulling Robert Frost out of my butt. Cold, stinky rain and spilled nachos for you! When some legos come along, you just brickit. Just Leave Iris in the Mirror Universe. Send painted nudes. Never Forget Fat Larry. Star Trek Communications with Bill. Building Satan's Claw Machine with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2326: Everyone's the Rube
Published: Mon, 01 Aug 2022
Description: Injured in an accident? Call the Law Office of Carbuncle, Pedestal and Dolman. The Goddamn Butterfly. Pounding That Caffeine. My Heart's Alone. Love Death and Groot. Crisis on Infinite Movie Situations. Losing the Third elephant of the apocalypse. Sorry Mario but your cat is in another airport. Pour it. Ready for another. Coffee: it's what's for Dinner. You didn't name a song, you named a video. Holiday Swingers Express. Turn Your Pineapple Upside Down Right Now. Tell Me More, Tell Me More, Did it poop on your head? Melts My Cheese Just Nicely. DC separates their shit with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2325: Dude, Where's my license?
Published: Thu, 28 Jul 2022
Description: Often there's nudity. Come to TMS Vegas, they might have frogs. Pounding Mozzarella for One. I don't like Lawn Enveeeeee. Half the debauchery is gone. Somewhere down the lazy river. Cirque du So butts. You get a Verbena and you get a Verbena and you get a Verbena. My lawn is a forever stamp. They call him Tomato Stew Jamie. Do you have green down there? What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas... due to poor Wifi. Everything's A Hammer with Amy. Handy Woo with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2324: Burper Phone
Published: Tue, 26 Jul 2022
Description: I was blinded by the Black Light. Ejaculation Nation. Watchers Give Me the Willies. Airport Food Roulette. Frodo Bilbo and Zack. Who runs Swinger town? Battle Strip. The Mailman delivers in the rear. Green Machine Trauma. Just get cheaper less tasty birds. And you may tell yourself, This is not my tiny house. Stay Clear Of The Clam Chowder. Two Dorans enter, One Doran leaves, in the Volvo with Bill. How Many Licks does it take to get to the center of the universe with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2323: A Sting from Bee-Hind
Published: Mon, 25 Jul 2022
Description: You're a Swinger... Good on Ya! In Scott's Head Everyone is Naked. Just like a Saturday night at Ibbot's Lyft. You're wearing the band! Pull your pants off! In Soviet Russia Chess Robot Breaks you. love lyft me up where we belong. I'm Sorry, I'm Drunk. Did the Movie Pop your Corn? Retired Admirals hang out at Old Navy. New Rule: No One is Allowed to Die! Tom Cruise, The Dream. He's a desecrated corpse. ambidextrous Midnight Runners. Old Action Heroes are Expendable. How many languages does Major Spoilers speak, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2322: Thiquid
Published: Thu, 21 Jul 2022
Description: Hey! Go Away! It's Been One Week Since The Bee Stung Me. Tickling the Beans! I don't like people watching me PEEEEEE! Wolfhart Mongo. The Food Borne Identity. Happy dumb 24th of July. Hornets Are Dicks. Bloody Gross Burger. All The Good Tribe Names Are Taken. You are wrong, Google it. Dodging Covid Balls. Pepper Luigi commits a salt. Heavy Fraggle Rock with Amy. Projecting Buttholes with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2321: Shake that, Takespeare
Published: Wed, 20 Jul 2022
Description: Meta suing Meta is so Meta. Great Dicks in Video Game History. Back Alley Dumpster Pizza now available through DoorDash. Bung Punching the Irish. I will TAKE THE SPEAR! The number is Elsa. Get Off That Disney Princess. Money For Nothing, and TMS For Free. Defensively Jousting the Rampage Gauntlet. There's a sled on the roof. Boy, a lot of chodes today. Schrödinger's Nicole. Flicking the Joust Ostrich. Spagno-less. Fun Uncle to Cruel Dad with Tom. Reccamentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2320: For why?
Published: Tue, 19 Jul 2022
Description: Nips for Tips. Wedge: the Basic Bitch of Salads. 1 sex worker, 2 sex workers, red sex worker, blue sex worker. The Squeaky Bean is my Wrestling name in High School. Flicking the Nut. We all live in a drone Submarine. Mansplaining Shadows. Dark Phoenix The Broccoli People. Watching the Stupid icon running away. We Interrupt Today's Story for a Mess! Super Liberable. Don't set the magnet to impale your brain mode. I'm kind of a big deal on Relp! Joystick Generation with Bill. Overwhelmed with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2318: The Kevin Kebab
Published: Thu, 14 Jul 2022
Description: Third Rabbit of the Poohpocalypse. Facebook is crap. Beep beep beep boop boop beep beep! I Don't Like to Sneeeeeeeze. Black Belt In Something. I was at hamburger until you said sushi. Bow-Door Photo Session. There's a dog on the roof. The 3rd Eagle of the Month. 200 lb Putin Lover. dont be a stoner wearing high heels in a horror movie. The mirror, the original picture delete button. Particulate in the nose hole! Not in a Horror Movie with Amy. Dismorphin Time with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2318: Hey Bird Dogs
Published: Wed, 13 Jul 2022
Description: Catches fleas just like flies. South Pahk The Cah. Doing Edibles In The Van With Shaggy. Kirkland Brand Buffalo Wild Wings. Knowing All the Prominent Korean Families of the Valley. Tony Shalhoub, bless you. Two Open-Faced Chicken Things. If Charlise Throws Up, I'll Be Excited. From Chunks To Cream. The Elon's Musk be Crazy. Tom's Twisted Twitter Tales. Everyone in Hamilton is dead. Don't Be Doing It In London! Gross Kitchen. You won a Birthday. Recommental Musicals with no singing with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2317: Insecto Cooter
Published: Tue, 12 Jul 2022
Description: TMS Onlyfans coming. Pull Up Your Pants, Your Vegas Is Showing. These Trying Karen Times. An Acrid Arachnid. Beware Of Satins. 90 minutes of Stink. Do Spiders Have 8 Legs because I really like wanted to know? Single Pringle. 6B has the right hardness. Could it be... Satin!!!! My Drone Lives on a Farm Upstate. Primordial Ooze of Florida Man. Im laying eggs right now. Zero to 60 in tree seconds with Bill. Bringing up your Breakfast with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2316: Dry Erase Bear
Published: Mon, 11 Jul 2022
Description: Russell Crow is a big fun tub of goo. Doxing Dunaway's dealer. Use the Same Hole. He's Hot blooded, boosted and see, got a fever of 103. The Same Caan Text. The Vegas Booster. Sweaty Lyft driver, where can I take you? The Age of These Kids are the Stranger Thing. Upside Down Cats. Too Much Vax, Not Enough Wax. It's mostly the cocaine. Put the Mental Condom On. MGM has the best streaming unless you count the fountains at the Bellagio. Minor Spoilers From MajorSpoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2315: Wax n Vax
Published: Thu, 07 Jul 2022
Description: Deep Breath in, Deep Breath out, PANCAKES. I guess I'm the manager today. BA Barakus Variant. Fix that Floater! Is this your dream deck card? Interview With the Wumpire. I agree, I don't deserve your wife either. Fast Food Economics 101. The less U-R-in a pool, the better. Always check your flem level. Did the Volume Move for You? A Struggling Creature Who Was Ready To Die. Two Baby Hippos in the Toilet with Amy. Designing your rat park with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2314: The Bed Ejection
Published: Wed, 06 Jul 2022
Description: Pancakes with a side of concussion. Brian Dabbled in College. One Toothed Mayo Man. Does the Nile reach into England? I Don't Like FreeVeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Premature Ejectulation. Horsey Sauce Moneyshot. If you see a guy running, that ain't me. Lemony Fresh Biodegradable Garbage. I've Got Scurvy, Please Pass the Rum. Keep that up she won't make you pancakes. sounds like a bear welding chainsaw. Pull it out of your brown bag. What is Lettuce? Tom's Tech Time! Double Dunaway and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2313: Whispers of the Sheep
Published: Tue, 05 Jul 2022
Description: Arvada. Population: Brian. Well Oiled Date Night. There are FOUR Hobbits. What things do you like about Vegas? Mowing a lawn with a fully exposed John Deere. Thunder Jacket is my Ac/DC cover band. Johnny Helmets. Just Salt The Earth. Dude, you've got Adele. They made small talk very small talk. Red Flag Means Someone Barfed. The kart company needs better matchmaking. Conoco: the Funniest Gas Station. He can draw my women any time. 31 Flavors of Omicron with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2312: Fiddlin' with Fire
Published: Thu, 30 Jun 2022
Description: Short Enough to smell your feet. Runnin' From Johnny Law! My Hose is a Grower, Not a Show-er. Hosed and Chosed. Kicking June in the Corn Chute. Tony But Not Tony, the Other Tony. Garlic on Feet, I've Been Sleeping Deep. I Saw Churchill Swimming The Other Day. This Tooth Sandwich is Very Filling. Wiggling At Your Teacher's A-Hole! Can't put Dental in Diet. June: No Love and Thunder. Weather, I Can't Control You. All of a Sudden, STORM!! Covid Not Recommended With Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2311: Swamp Water Slurpee
Published: Wed, 29 Jun 2022
Description: Teens Are Often Hard On Hoses. Neuro Somethin' Somethin' Protein Dillywhacker. Roll for Initiative Against Your Mom. Untitled Breastfeeding Mom and Goose game. Would You Like A Casserole Or A Puppy? Always a Slush Component. Dungeons, Dragons and DINGS. Del Taco Just the Tip. Steam coming out of my Trunk! Maverick Rage. Toddlers are Gibbering Mouthers. Uncle Puberty coming to ruin your life. Tom Had Cherry Pie, Cool Tech Time Such a Sweet Surprise. 30 Minutes of Screaming with Randy and Nicole. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2310: This Other Garbage
Published: Tue, 28 Jun 2022
Description: Brian's Vegas Residency. Ask Scott to ask Brian to ask Alexa to ask Samuel about snakes. Snakes on a Podcast. Tadpool Is Not Wikipedia. I hear boobs and puppy's are good. Did nothing - Problem solved! It's coming from inside the garbage can!! Callused Tender Bits. Questioning Reality...Shows. I Carried Chuck E Cheese For A Long Time. I Don't Like Rats and Fleeeeeeeeees. That's a Long Way to Travel for a Swim! All Fastidious and Tony Randallish. Florida Man-sion. A Wild Puppy Appears! Not answering phones with Bill! Wormy urethra bacteria with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2309: Bicycle Oyster Cult
Published: Mon, 27 Jun 2022
Description: Croc Blocked. Important Taint Paint. My aunt has MS! I mean, allergies. Chode Butter and VIP Charcuterie. Reinforced nipple area. Chester, he was a President wasn't he? Riding Up That Hill. Punctuate your Doomscrolling. Crap! They found me. The wet D-Pad was my wrestling finishing move. Crispie Creme for the Tender Parts. Big ol' Nixon beard!! The Good Thicke. Zoom And Enhance Scott's Wrist. Gross but yes. Not supporting the bad guys with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2308: Mouth To Hose
Published: Thu, 23 Jun 2022
Description: A Rose by any other name would be a strawberry. Noooooooooooobi Wan. Yawnsplaining. DeezNuts Chode Butter. Shanter 64. Guy in a Hut Who's Good with a Rock. Loki Is Just A Side Quest. It puts the lotion on the skin or it drinks from the hose again! Turtles all the way down...to the butt. The Cone of Shame and the Diaper of Poop. Checking out a some dude's hose. Flushing the Detritus. Semi Serious, Grandfather of Yahoo. Wongvengers. Long Live J Fred Mugs! The Largest, Gayest Person with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2307: Fame Monsters
Published: Wed, 22 Jun 2022
Description: More Than A Finger In The Peanut Butter. X Squared Umbrella Kumquat. Biden's Bike Biff. Drunk with baby. Obama's Bush. I don't like Bon Appeteeeeeeeeeeeeee. Hanging Chad Room. The Mormons have a Gigantic Organ. Pee-Pee Yes, Poo-Poo No! Postmortem Karen. Bon Apple Tea. Don't have a thing for Texas Women. Grimes Against Humanity. Deleting your furniture with Tom. Gratuitous Penis Recommentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2306: Rotten Davitoe
Published: Tue, 21 Jun 2022
Description: Mad Kim, Fury Road. Dandy, Where's My Car? We Mixed Darrens and Dudes. Beware of the Lake Ding Dong. I just saved 15% on my Insecurance! I wish all squatting domains looked this good. LasVegas Dot Com For All Your Toiletry Needs. I don't like eating beeeeeeees. A big fish and a dildo walk into a Fascinations. The Green Screen Place. Would You Eat a Dong Fish? If You Spend 35 Million on a Forwarding URL, You Have too Much Money. CVS Convenience Casino. Wedged into a Goo Hole. Making and Shaking with Bill. Human Trafficking with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS PM for 6-17-2022: Gleen Rantern
Published: Fri, 17 Jun 2022
Description: You'll have NO Pet Sounds, NO SGT Peppers and NO LT YAR. Green Food Ring Machine. Rating Casios by Smell. Chicago et Cetera. hot white people burrito. Where's my Beach Boys, Brian? Dark Barry. I see you baby. Slapping those apps. Wendy and Shithead... the musical! App Time! Your quick questions and more on this episode of TMSPM. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2305: Outpipe Spicy
Published: Wed, 15 Jun 2022
Description: Single Syllable Suck It. Late Spaghetti Dreams. Star Trek is My 19th Favorite Star Wars. What the F(ood Tr)uck. Slappin' the Bantha Meat. I Don't Like Angry Zeeeeeeeeebras. Mara Jade? Like Mara Jade? No Mara Jade? A Custom Barn for one's Giraffes. Commit To The Hat. Bunker Ho makes the food truck go! Rag Wringing Humidity. Calm Down Steve. A Match Made In Fargo. And now with Sports, Tom Merritt! Personally Interacting with Zebras with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2304: Yellow Simmons
Published: Tue, 14 Jun 2022
Description: Uncle Ben Killed Batman's Parents. Good for Hummy. What kind of sick cucumber snuff film is this? Hottie McBabypants. Darts in your Cornhole. Tossing Your Tortillas. I'm getting too old for this space travel. Is It Too Early for a Funny Frisch Chipsfrisch? German is a Big Language. Use my baldness to my advantage. I Would Gladly Throw That At Your Head. I don't like Blowing Peeeeeas! Get the Mucinex Monkey Off My Back. It's Not Magic Bobby, It's an Illusion! Knurling Knobs with Bill. Well Rendered Fish Sandwiches and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2303: Watt Hertz
Published: Mon, 13 Jun 2022
Description: It's Neither A Circus, Nor A Peanut, Discuss. Seahorse by Etsy. Dead Man Guacing. Not quite Hawaiian shirt healthy. Grant Theft Fruit: Santa Barbara. Concentrated Hell Sugar. RhymerWeiner. Duke Nukem For Never. Alien Pig Monkey. 10 Minutes, 10 Bucks, 10 Fingers. VahJoHo. Why Ruin Fridays with the 13th? Melanoma Salamander. Terrifying sex with Steven and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2300: Doxxing Hitchcock
Published: Mon, 06 Jun 2022
Description: Yakity Yak Don't Crap Back. The Nips in our Stars. 2026 All Barfing All The Time. Lucy in the Sky with Sideboob. Nailing Goldblum's Body. Bohemiam Ramhsomy. The badonkasaurus. Eating Atari Oblongs. The lost tortles. Davinci's Buttplug. If you eat the whole thing, you still have to pay for it! I'm terrible at barfing. The Italian Tank Girl Job. The 12 Apostles Rocks. Holding Turtles a Very Special Way with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2299: I'm A Car Shark
Published: Thu, 02 Jun 2022
Description: I need time off for Chode Maintenance. Do Payphones Have Change Because I Like Really Wanted to Know. Taste The Rainbow, puke The Rainbow. Woah, black pudding, bam a lam. All cats are dicks. Why Don't You Just Use A Tennis Racket? Wonderpig has a big ass. Eggs, Fresh from the Butt. it's the final payphone. Toni Braxton Hicks. I'm Five Again And It's Terrible! That's Not and Ace, It's a Club! Littered With Puffins. Journey to Hellhole Road with Amy. Everything But Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2298: The Leavings of Newman
Published: Wed, 01 Jun 2022
Description: That's not Marvel, It's Canadian. Our Very Own Little Hammond. Giraffes In Space!! The Strawberries Taste Like Vomit and the Chicken Tastes Like Wood. The Taint Is In The Air! Burnt beef flap taint. Let's Test The Beef's Heaters. I like the juice if i'm sitting there. Don't Drop Food On Space Heaters. A plethora of Michaels. I prefer the older leathery Lundgren. Elfquest Had Boobs In It. Do you smell what the oil heater is cooking? Forking off with Tom. Sandwich Recommentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2297: 28 Dresses Later...
Published: Tue, 31 May 2022
Description: Mansplaining Boob Sweat. Money for Nothing and the Super Chix for free. A Cubic Mass of Giraffes. Windmills are BS. Beefy Boob Unit. STOP! Escher Time! The Sand Flies Were After Our Brightly-Colored Balls! Acheesement Unlocked. A Soft Chicken Opening. Should Have Stopped At Butthole. She had a FARTattack. Pee on Porpoise. It's Gotta Be Not May. Podcasts: Jokes in a Jar. Using Dial-up with Bill. Monkeypox Orgy with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2296: I've Seen Its Crack
Published: Thu, 26 May 2022
Description: Plenty of Cocks with Amy. Bad UTAH Connection. I don't like whizzy cheeeeeeeese. Eat it on a Flip Flop, in the Clip Clop. Baby's do well in car accidents cause they're drunk. Chuck's hairy arm. Stonehenge closes in 30 Minutes. Cheese Yoda Style. I'm Irish, I know things. Up Or Down On The Sheep. I Wanna Go In Your Sleep. Chevy Fieri. The one with all the accessories. Go to Philly, See its Crack. Naked Muddy Flaps. Resting Brain Face with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2295: Distracting Extraction
Published: Wed, 25 May 2022
Description: He Was Only A Sub Dentist. I don't like pulling teeeeeeth? Mavis Beacon Teaches Golf. Lower High School Poopy. Super Soldier Butt Plug. Can I Pop In Here And Be A Little Thing? They're All Plastic And Stupid. Bionisize Yo-self!! Ship it with liquid. Slippery Little Booger Remote. 23 hour fitness. Nobody Says SNES. Stubsack. British Actors AND People. Ducking Trackers With Tom. Exploding Cows With Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2294: Han Hacked First
Published: Mon, 23 May 2022
Description: The Audience Is Naked. Twirly Fish Sandwiches. Super Long-Haired Sausage Dogs. Keep on CPappin'. Orlando, we have a problem! Dinosaurs from the Dinosaur Times. Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves Alive, the Other Still Leaves but In a Bag or Something. We All Went Body Blow. Lady iBeth. Shut Up, I Already Voted! Which Wave Exposed You to Ska? Paying to Have Things Put in My Mouth. A Wife with COVID is a Roommate. Canvas Flat-Footed Whatevers. Hanandler Bong. Calling All Angels with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2293: Benefit from her exit
Published: Thu, 19 May 2022
Description: Done with a Marvel. Here we go a-floundering. Why Isn't He Called He-Hulk? Going down a monkey hole. Talking a Stand. Marv Stone, action journalist. Fish 'n' Chips... OR EXTRA Fish 'n' Chips? Buster Keaton was Alive! White Man Combo Meal problems. Benedict Ratzenberger. Deny that, YOU CAN'T! It doesn't suck, until it does. Samplin Janes Fudge. TMS suggests you do your own research. Full-Throated Southern Accents with Amy. Jumping off a Cliff with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2292: The Gnight of the Gnats
Published: Wed, 18 May 2022
Description: Too Sexy For My Doctor. Smokin' the Clover. Didja Ever Lose Your Skarsgard? That's How Boobies Work. Et Tu Kaiser Permanente? Roll Over, Roll Over, Green Grass and Clover. Sour cream if ya nasty. People Magazine. Made for People. By People. Using People. Beware The Clouds Of Gnats. Yo Quiero Pizza Mexicano. Car and Table Magazine. When Maych Ends. Eating More Melons With Tom. Differently Sexy Isn't Equally Sexy. Underwater With Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2291: ShawShake Redemption
Published: Tue, 17 May 2022
Description: I don't like milkshake peeeeeeeeee. Scott ordered 5 guys and enjoyed every second of it! Urine for a great shake. A Pot in Every Chicken. A Whack is Technically a Stroke. Food Grade Fibrous Scaffolding. All Coked Up on Cans. Black velvet and that little Tiger's fire. Anthony Garcia, famous actor. Chinese Spy Has Can-Do Spirit. Get your Junk in the middle. This disease is annoying. They all go by the name Kevin. Spagettification with Bobby. Embarrassing Balls With Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2290: Pope Fiction
Published: Mon, 16 May 2022
Description: You're Supposed To Suck It. It's Morbin' Time! A Loud and Thunderous F-Bomb. KKK Regional Manager. Less White than Grandpa. Catch your own crabs. Kicked in the Tea-Balls. Three Passes Through the Still. Star Wars Squashed the Micronauts. Fill it with My Hose. Minimum filter, maximum output. This Drink is Porn. He was racist, which was hilarious. Pablo McGillicuddy. The Dumbest Dumb that Ever Dumbed with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2289: Thiquid
Published: Thu, 12 May 2022
Description: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Buick? For the Love of Metallica. I don't like dryer cheeeeeeeese!! I name all my Colons: Powell. Racks, Ball Hitches and Luuuuuuuuube. There's a hole in the roof rack! I could lick a car for hours. Panic while Scott jiggles it. Perkins: We have GILFs. Kia Cilantro. Dojo Cat. I Don't Have a problem with Ryan Shaving His Privates. Spicy, Sexy Books with Amy. 6 Month Headaches with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2288: MC Julia Child
Published: Wed, 11 May 2022
Description: Round Up the Fruit-Haters! Don't Disparage Those Frosted Tips. Never mix your fruit beer. I hAtE tHe TiNA vOIce!! No Gummies... Brought to Utah... By Me. A Sockfull of Coke. Fill Thanos' void. I had THREE BEERS! I'll have a scoop of Wet Dishrag. Lauren Butter Becan. Isn't there a Julia Child documentary called Julia something? Bill is Laserbutt15. Loops and Holes, Baby! Loops and Holes. One Math or Five Math. iO You An Explanation with Tom. Poipu Caffeination With Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2287: Thickened Liquid Cereal
Published: Tue, 10 May 2022
Description: Enjoying the Bean. OnlyFans Bag Tier? Highly Cultured Yogurt Dreams. Did you Spell Wyusa O. R. G. Y.? What If It's A Butthole? Murder She Wrote and Committed. Licking My Grandmother's Neck. 3 Bedroom, 2 bath, 1 used condom. Epidemepeazeologists. Keep Milkin Dem Oats. When You Put Capade On Something its a performance. EV Humveeeeeeee! Zurple To His Friends! So easy even Scott can use it. Teabagging with Gwen. Grinding gears with Garrett. Body Things with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2286: Word Constipation
Published: Mon, 09 May 2022
Description: One Chore Per Mom. Wraaapped in fabric. Bitchy Scampi with a side of Eyerolls. Ordering a Corona at Corona during Corona. You play that game with three fingers. I'm going to sit here and eat this bread. More nipples for your dollar. MC Moviesalot. Garth's Lady Tremors. Turned On By Frozen Peas. You Didn't Make Your Tacos, You Ordered Fajitas. Grover Cleveland, Executioner. Young Gerald Ford was a FOX! Sounded Twainy to me. Isn't there some kid named rock who sings? Entering The Multiplex of Madness with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2285: Asterods Deloxe
Published: Thu, 05 May 2022
Description: He's Science Disco Ball Jesus! Red on air fraggle. The Frogpants of Vegas. I bet the Dictionary of Sarcasm is SOOOOOO useful. Extra Virgin Arcade Machine. Cinco del Miracle Whip. Roach Clip posers. First, let me take a selfie. The Vuh-Jays. You REALLY Have That Hat?!? I PROMISE I Wasn't Fixated On The Nipples! The Plaza's Soul, Face, and All Other Parts. He's Averagely Tall! Unruly Scotsmen with Amy. Tab Management with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2284: Truman Show Face
Published: Wed, 04 May 2022
Description: Potato Wally-Tacker! A Mystery Wrapped in a Riddle Baked in a Conundrum Smothered in Secret Sauce. Biting the House that Feeds You. Not pooping for 7 days is not great on the back-end. Look in its little butthole. Lost in a field of Heathers. Sprinkles and the Donnettes. The Sound of THX Silence. Celebrity Slapped Hot Sauce. Offending the dog's organ. Oh Winchester you're such an a-hole. Krull, Cruller , Krullest. Friend of Pie Boffer. Twitter's Circle Circus with Tom. Recommending Sammy Hagar with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2283: Met Galaga
Published: Tue, 03 May 2022
Description: Skid Marks The Spot. I Was Looking for Tractors and Saw Someone Getting Plowed. Smell my sardine fingers. Scott Does Math. Red Robins in Cardinal Directions. No offense to any Jeffs. Racist, but Good Racist. Mickey Mouse is Not a Smurf. I Don't Trust Jeff's Bulgarian Restaurant! Mummifried. There's A Machete In The Other Wall. A Gangly Weirdo. Do You Want to be After Kanye? Bill And The Circle Of Props. Boring Uber Drivers and Earning 1 Star Reviews with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2282: Hairless Uggs
Published: Mon, 02 May 2022
Description: What happens in Vegas gets discussed at length on the show. Edibles Arrangement. I Destroyed Her Butt. Draft Dodgers. Stay High-drated. Derrick Morpheus. Oh what a feeling, that projector on the Ceiling. I'm Here to See Sexy Acid Lady. Parking Lot Penis Stain. Professor Salt and Dr. Pepper. He committed a runcible! Just a Simple Mint. Handcuffed to a bench. They call Scott Mellow Yellow. What's His Bucket with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2281: Recreational Catnip
Published: Thu, 21 Apr 2022
Description: Hakuna Your Tatas. PILF: Podcaster I'd Like to Friend. Brian Was The Crazy Neighbor The Entire Time! The Ruff is on Fire! The Mayor is an Ass. 50 ways to describe your boobs. Elmo's Glue. Don't talk about Fight Club Soap. Large Fluffy Black Man. Indian Penile Court! The eyes have it! You're Somebody's ASMR! I could do something cool, or I could just eat a bag of chips. Someone DOES have a dog in THIS race! Meatloaf support group. Hanky Panky Reading with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2280: Section 8 Peaches
Published: Wed, 20 Apr 2022
Description: I don't like cottage cheeeeeeeeeese. 4/20, or as We Say in Colorado: Wednesday. In BJ Territory. Sleeping Kinky. A Different Matt. MMmmmmmmmm, Peach Meat. Bad food is like a shiny Pokemon. One PARTICULAR Batman Movie. Kinked your hose the wrong way. Laughing Morning-Show-Guy Stuff. Scott Counts Dead People. All my balls in the air. I've been to MeoWolf but I've never been to me. Large Curds with Tom! Hawaii Breakfast Reccamentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2279: Something to Tacobout
Published: Tue, 19 Apr 2022
Description: Golf-Course Landing Curmudgeon. I don't like Qwesleeeeeeeeeeeey. Indiana Jones And The Lost Fleabag. Is it too early to get a mani pedi? I want to play Zippy Monkey. Pornle. Hong Kong has a small one. Dr. Strange's Mexican Pizza. Single Female Lawyer Wife of Han Solo. Step-Mom Explains COVID to Horny Step-Son. Free Flast Plass! My Love of Pi is irrational. See my Gnarly feet in Vegas. Hawaii is LAVA. Shooting animals with Bill. Infinite Insanity with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2278: I am Defeato
Published: Mon, 18 Apr 2022
Description: Wipe off your Moist Points. You hide them in thee Pussy(willows). Make a room for a little Hashhouse in your soul. Sir Grapefellow, Lord of Marshmallows. Consolidate Your Ramkins! I Shakshuka the Sheriff. My Milksnake brings all the boys to they yard. I'm an aphid, can you milk me? Precariously Close To A Turd. Bus Boys love a nice stack. Over Hard For Four Hours. Five dollar bill hunting. Regional assistant bracket manager (for Monkeybananas). Got the Smedley in his Snidely. Email Roulette and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS PM for 4-15-2022: That New Dentist Smell
Published: Fri, 15 Apr 2022
Description: She knows my sensitive area. Scott hurts a small Mexican man. Be a do-gooder after Vegas. Canadian N word. Lower Back Mumble Bumble. Never Take a Job from a guy named Blow. Don't throw away a perfectly good bone! I sleep on your pinball machine. The New 2022 Chevy Combinara! puddle of refried beans. Mario does some weird shit. App Time! Your quick questions and more on this episode of TMSPM. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2277: A Murder of Photographers
Published: Wed, 13 Apr 2022
Description: Fresh Bag of Mitsuba's in Vegas. X-Chicken: Eat Here, You Mutie! Ze Germans Don't Sell Cheetooooooooos. The Craiggiest Craig to Have Ever Craiged. Authors Should Just Shut Up and Type. Two Weeks, Stage Three. Dazzler was having a moment. Human Equivalent Of Pop Up Video. The Meta Cut is the Deepest with Tom. It's Your Farts, Marty! Not Enough Moisture this year. Take our Sweet Sweet Water. Brian Dunaway Feud Monkey. Jurassic Parks and Recreation. Marinaded Recommentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2276: Chips and Nips
Published: Tue, 12 Apr 2022
Description: Pull Her Boobs Out of the Soup. Have You Ever Seen Paper Underwear?!? Even For The 80s, That's A Really Huge Bush. Live, Die, Rinse, Repeat. I Don't Like Naked Sushiiiiiiiii! He's Not Overweight! He's Undertall! Banana Robot? I Don't See the Appeal. Grand Admiral Charlize Thrawn. The more jewelry you wear, they more naked you are. New Colon Smell. Warmly Rejected by Playboy. Banana Success Rate. Carte Blanche to Fart Like the Wind. Everywhere in Colorado is the High Country. 70 Cards gets you a movie. Your emails and calls and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2275: Beef Lube
Published: Mon, 11 Apr 2022
Description: Assault with a Deadly Bunny. The slow fall of a fat man on a bike. Cocked Locked and Ready To Rock. Trader Joe's Horth Paith. Don't Pee on your Knees! Exit Vomit Is Your Vomit. Chafing my moist meat. This Whopper Doesn't Whop. Daily Recommended Bowl of Garbage. Korken?!? I Hardly Know Them! Everywhere all the time up the thing. Soaking in Beef Water. Appropriate Sucking. Bucky's Cheek-Lifters. Small Communities and Small Minds with Steven and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2273: HelloKittyPEZ?
Published: Wed, 06 Apr 2022
Description: Fiddly Diddly In The Corner. What's in the Witchers pocket? Arrow through the Axe hole. Combo Meal of Kindness. He's A TWO-HIT Wonder! Get the F Out of My Seats! The Yakuza with the Dragon Tattoo. On Southwest Nads Fly Free. No Stinky Russell Brandiness! Yakuza hitman makes appointment. Don't Trust Any Of Those Names. Joining the Mile High Club Solo. Achey Breakies Lead to Mileys. Don't Be Eyesist! Tramp 64 had the best tramps. Randy Hates on Zevon and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2272: Oh Shire
Published: Tue, 05 Apr 2022
Description: The faucet is beside itself. I'd Like a Sink Combo with Fries. Too Early for a Fish Sandwich Combo? Let's fix the ship's faucet. Ask your doctor if Ivermectin is right for you. Why Don't You Just TELL Me What The Parasite People Are Saying! Accidental Tayzon Day. Deposit Your Pikachus. Oooops I dropped a nut. My Motto Is Eff Me! No Drinking Unless It's At Work! You can make BRICKS!! Meaty Sauce. They Announced Alan Tunic? Just Throw Dynamite at it with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2271: Beets Are Made Of Farts
Published: Mon, 04 Apr 2022
Description: It Wasn't The Bus, It Was Me. One Jones away from Darth Vader. The Tadpuds. Spider-Man ReParkered. Playing Jenga with Poo bags. Don't mess with the Hippo Cartels. The Secret of Dumbledoor's Fantastic Beastly Weiner. Y'ever Seen Paper, Shiny and Chrome? Come on, Bono, get your facts straight! We Called The Kirk Tiberius. I prefer robot goats. Throwing toast at Morbius. That's Just What You Gotta Pay for Bike Pants These Days. I Shoulda Stopped Doin Transformahs with Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2270: Wong Ratzenberger
Published: Thu, 31 Mar 2022
Description: Seven boys, one Johnson. Let's test the major phases. It's large format ping pong. The cute side of a turd! Yogo Pants and Mini Vans as far as the eye can see. I got this shriveled up orange I'd like to talk about. It's like short ranged tennis. Driving in the hunk-about. One up your Swetch! Don't need your validation, I don't need your thought control. Audio Books not brought to you by Audible with Amy. Mayor of Theratown with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2269: Noodle Duty
Published: Wed, 30 Mar 2022
Description: Winner Winner Panda Dinner! Alicia Squad-car. Brian's Nude Hole Tasting. Beef Slivers and Fish Cheeks. You're A Camel Nerd!! Is it too early for a Hawaiian Punch? I NEVER forget a wiener. Briefcase Dude! With The Power To Eat ALL THE NOODLES! Peacocks are Zoo Pigeons. Zebras: Light and Dark meat? It's Always Sunny in Attack Quest. Pale and Slimy. Didn't like it. Crystal Stripper Dinos. You're Like a Walkin' Phonics Guy. Trusting The Plan with Tom. Reccomentals With A Significantly Less Caffeinated RandyDeluxe and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2268: Edible Luster Dust!
Published: Tue, 29 Mar 2022
Description: Sandy Clams are problematic. Straggly Armpit Hair. Nothing better than dipping your Fry into a Frosty. THIS IS MY BAG! Have Your Way with My Mansion. The McDLT of Back Packs. We don't talk about Lithgow. Subjective Sandwiches. A Thermos Tat! Crude Tools with Bill. Getting along with the upper atmosphere with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2267: Kenneth Grandmagh
Published: Mon, 28 Mar 2022
Description: Chris Rock Tells a Joke but Will Smith Delivers the Punchline. Animated Boobs and Ween Should Win. I keep my Vibe award next to my bed. The Hills Have Eyes of Tammy Faye. Open Hand Paper beats Rock. Not A Pinball thing. THE pinball thing. I would be honored to get a Gknee and Cleo Award. Branagh Branagh, Doo do do... do do. Take out the Weird Al chunk. Jared Spackhoochie. Beware the last vestiges of March. North of JK Simmons. Famous Amos. the goofs are happening in a more recent way. Identical Sexy Boys with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2266: There's No Place Like Gnome
Published: Thu, 24 Mar 2022
Description: Bed, Bath, and Beyond Beef. We Don't Talk About The Return Of Bruno. No. No. No. Dutch Ovening My Poor Wife. That Was A Dumb Thing To Do! That's not how you turn off a monitor. Bar. Floor. Teeth. All The Jimmies. You ever lose your teeshh. He's Rubbin' Those Shoes! Adam is basically a Mark. Jambalya Dreamin'. Rosanneville... Like Rosanne... the show... get it? Floor Teeth Back in the Mouth. To Say Nothing of Read This with Amy. The Effervescent Wisdom of Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2265: It's a Go for Goo!
Published: Wed, 23 Mar 2022
Description: From Nicole's Throne I Stab At Thee. 1, 2,3,4...NINE. My Girl Looks Poor. double sandwich of lame. IT'S THE FINAL PROOF OF CONCEPT! Go Bite a Toad. Dracula Frontwise Is Dracula. Processed Cheese & Pants! Thank You, Refrigerator. Nobody wants a Whorenado. A Vat Full of Resin Makes the Print Go Smooth. David Bowie Did COVID, Prove It You Can't! Inventing Accents. Slate Gray Hat hackers with Tom. Recycling Recommentals, with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2264: Bruce Willis Needs to Fart
Published: Tue, 22 Mar 2022
Description: Omicron B, for bitch. His Unbreakable Career Has Died Hard. Karaoke Fight Club? I'm in! Snitching on Russian oligarchs, too much hassle. Hobo Diahareer! I am become Ripley, destroyer of toys. That'll Be My Half-Ear Night! Poop or Grandma's Toes. Sorry Vader your color is lame. What Kind of a Hobo Deal? AT LEAST 14% Cat Hair! Virus don't come to Vegas. Within Throwing Distance of a $5 Bally's Chip. THERE ARE LED LIGHTS!!! with Bill. Vibrating, rock-hard pillars with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2263: It's Not A Tuber!
Published: Mon, 21 Mar 2022
Description: That's no potato moon, it's a space cucumber. Erotic Thriller Lyft. Brian Dunaway: Mint In Box. Guano Beef Bowl. All Caps GAK. Fling Kong. Evil Pope Chimney. Union Drax Attire. Assistant to the Regional Scout Master. Consenting Microphones in Public. Things just got real....Loud. Beelzeebub has a Drunk Girl put aside for me. For meeeee.Get out of my car Jennifer Coolidge. Angry, Triggered, Unhinged - YET ATTRACTIVE. How many in a slew. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2262: Down Goes the Boogery One
Published: Thu, 17 Mar 2022
Description: I like my Cabbage Al Dente. How's that vagina treating you? Just get a tube and rub it the old fashioned way. Branch Davidian. You Know from The Office. I Drink Your Oyster Snot! Leftover Blue Light Special Smell. Flummoxed by the Olde Ways. First Find a Child. All the Books of Face. Weird Space Between Cooked and Mushy. Winders or Swetch. Mellow Neighbor Dave. The Parable of the Ball of Yarn. Vowell Assassination with Amy. Looking Up Fern's Nipple with Wendi, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2261: Rank Fish
Published: Wed, 16 Mar 2022
Description: Ground-Up Fish Bricks. Team DunaWalkman. It's Ugly and deserves to be Eaten. Deeper Into the Lotion Hole. Literal Nose candy. Drillbit Johnson. Can make a Peen out of anything. Kevin Pollock Fish Mist. The Elway or the Highway. I do not like Walgreens screeeeenss. The Giants are Dying off. Dunwalkman. Condoms, Flu Shots, and Back Massagers. Yummy Lee. Reading Tech Tealeaves With Tom. Such a supple wrist with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2260: Whole, Delicious Triangles!
Published: Tue, 15 Mar 2022
Description: Is It Too Early For Brian To Get A Fish Sandwich? Counter Fritters. Bag of Doritos +5. The YOLO and the FOMO. Better Than Ezra Miller. Putty 1.1 Fixes the Misprint. Is My Meth Real Because I Like Really Wanted to Know. It's not illegal to buy not drugs. Putin, With A DASH Of Pandemic! Rogue-Adjacent Planet. Crypto BROncos. That's A Quarter Of A Charcuterie! Not a Hooker. Naked roommates with Bill. I miss the Blobs down in Africa with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2259: Fight Big Snow
Published: Mon, 14 Mar 2022
Description: The Batmandella Effect. The Celtic Hat Dance. I don't like Kay Eff SEEEEEEEEE. We asked for chicken and they didn't have any chicken. Show Your Sticker. This could have been an email. He's a Moody Bastard. Batman's Colon is Not in the Film. Towering, then Teabagging. Winner, Winner! Give Them Back, You Sinner! Easier Than Showing Your Ball. I Don't See the Moon Kunis. Bad boys, Bad boys, What U gonna do when they plant drugs on you? Buried in Prosthetics. Slidey Luge Board. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2258: Mando Loves Chachi
Published: Thu, 10 Mar 2022
Description: Skeetwater and Fishfappers. WHAT IS THE OTHER 9%? Mario gets a day. Luigi gets NOTHING!! Amateur COPS on Twitch. Stitchy Peen. 30% Manure, 70% Dirt, 100% Smelly. Bad Boy Bad Boys Like and Subscribe. It rubs the weiner on the windshield or it gets the hose again. Scott and Sand: White and Reflective. A Weirdly Airbrushed Couple. Deep-fried Something covered in Something. Damn Commie Water. Shlunked in the Shlong. Boon Chewie Passport. Randy's SAAB 900 Story on Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2257: All of OUR Women!
Published: Tue, 08 Mar 2022
Description: I Don't Like Prison Ju-Ju-BEEEEEEESS! There's Harvey's Duds (like Joker). The Daily Taco News Show. Thirsty Sword Lesbians. Guilty Dog Ain't got no rhythm. A Traditional Pocket-Man? Endangered Dog Food Sharks. Russ Cosmos on Center Stage. buy a pair of fries. I hate it but it's a limited time offer. The United Colors Of Peleton. Thumbnail. BUT NO FURTHER! In Space No One Can Hear You Scream, But They Can Smell You. Lengthy, Obscure Berlin Wall Jokes. 15 Inch Pens With Bobby. Dirty Crusty Squirrels with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2256: The Platinum Jubbly
Published: Mon, 07 Mar 2022
Description: Gknee+ is an Extra $20. Your Driver today is FRAUD. Soapin' Up Grandpas Crotch! There must be... 50 ways to change your dollar. Wogging to Wise of the Wisistance. Gary's Location is Classified. Pickles & Lotion. Star Wars brings a tear to the eye. Is it too early for a Lightsaber. There's always meetings at the Dole Whip Stand. Disney went pay to win. How Do You Get Eggs So Small? Racist Tac-Tacs. Thermal Detonator or Diet Coke? Batman as the Vulture in Morbius with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2255: Don't trust the Corn Nut
Published: Thu, 03 Mar 2022
Description: Is that a crossbow in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? There were 5 Highlanders. We were told THERE COULD ONLY BE ONE! HBO Doesn't Care If You Fall Asleep. Flush the Floater. Uppity French Turd Monkey. Horkin' Macha in the Morning. You say Lamb Bear, I say Lamb Bert. Put your Moist Trousers on the Chaise Longue. Nobody Wants a Soggy Dorito. Neil Gaiman, Smooth and Convincing with Amy. Huffing Doritos with Wendy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2254: Jambalaya Towels
Published: Wed, 02 Mar 2022
Description: The Morning SKim! Ladies Privacy Units. Return my treasures to me, and I myself will carry you through the gates of Valhalla. You shall ride eternal. Shiny, and chrome! Ole Uncle Bacon Grease. The Stoner Zone. Like the Pentagon, But Round. Boobs, Bread, and Beads. John Cena Space Test Center. No Cousins for Old Brides for Seven Brothers...what? Is La Croix Return my treasures to me, and I myself will carry you through the gates of Valhalla. You shall ride eternal. Shiny, and chrome!? No. Wood Doesn't Burn in Mississippi. Owls are dicks. No Bungee Jumping Platforms with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2253: Growing In the Mullet Region
Published: Tue, 01 Mar 2022
Description: Un-COMB-able not un-COMFORT-able. The JrY Has Not Retired. Dingledop Fluglefarf syndrome. Bob's Dole Whip. Putin on the Shits. Bitch, I've Got a 30-Layer PSD. Not for Footloose reasons. CnC Machine Factory with Bill. Some Science With Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2252: Dough-mestic Dispute
Published: Mon, 28 Feb 2022
Description: Beef Strokin' Off. Sir Adam of the Ants. See Big or Go Home. Diarrhea, Yay! Cat Redistribution. Just look for the guy beating the Boss. Going to California with a Somethin' Somethin' Somethin'. Pokemon Crimson and Clover. That is NOT Julia Roberts. Muhammad Algebra Ali. Art Thou Gangster? The Boot LITERALLY went up my ASS. Cold, Stiff, But still alive. Hard to See the Junk under the Fur. Bobby Royale and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2251: Mis-Steak-O Taco
Published: Thu, 24 Feb 2022
Description: Fancy Soap for Men. Flopping My Achievement Ween On The Internet! Vote for a Guy and Put Him in Office Kinda Democracy. I Have Strong Opinions on Things I Don't Do!! Smells like LL Bean. Overreaction Grande. They Said They Were Going To BLOW UP That Bathroom!! In Mother Russia, Butt Poke YOU! Hardy Hard Hard mode. Nightmares About Mumbles the Intern. Sleeping with Kimmy DeVito. Magical Shits with Amy. The Cold War 2: Less Cold, Maybe even Hot. I Don't Like Stinky Teeeeeeeeens. Therapy Thursday without Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2250: Nards and Knopes
Published: Wed, 23 Feb 2022
Description: Heather Mandolin Vandacamp Fishsticks. That's Not A Moon, it's a Waste Station. Grab Your Clown Horn. What does YOUR server smell like? I Was SO Excited To Touch That Button! The Coat Incident. Freeze Tom Newsletter. Something draws me to Isla Fisher. Do you want to build a robot? Neither Take Nor Leave Recycling. Boats and Olds. Please don't stroke out on air. Greasy Pocket Earbuds. I Like Sleepy Turtles! Nintendo's and Nintendon'ts with Tom. A jigger of meth, a handful of coke and a hogshead of weed and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2249: The Mayo Defense
Published: Tue, 22 Feb 2022
Description: Both Too Early and Too Cold For a Fish Sandwich. You've Got Dementia. The most important thing was the meth we took along the way. New stock is in at Charvana. Hoarding Avocados. Farticles in space. We're all Dying Since Yesterday. Elwood would do anything for 10 bucks. Vintage People Be Talkin'. Rambling Rampant. Jerry Stringer. Check Out My Prepper Wife, Dude. Wrapped in (hot) plastic. Making toaster ovens great again with Bill. TMS hats don't fit Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/3C3E7086-8386-4913-B79D-72DA725D41D0/media.mp3
TMS 2248: Hairy Ass Truman
Published: Mon, 21 Feb 2022
Description: Skeletor is my co-pilot. I could eat a million peaches for hours. Facepalm about Faceroll. Congratulations! It's a Homer! Secret Wiener Date. Undeniably Massive Buttplug. Gender reveal Truck Nuts. Neither Righteous Nor Brothers. Armpit nips. Not Anti-Vegan, just Anti-Moron. More Wiener than Bun. Tori Amos's Crotch is an Additional Point of Articulation. Joe Doobie. Trying to Scam the H o Veeeeeeeeeeee. Skinemax with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/9B43E889-B167-49CB-AF1B-3D82DD789C83/media.mp3
TMS 2247: Advil or Anduril?
Published: Wed, 16 Feb 2022
Description: That's Egghead Bastardville to You, M'aam. With Great Hair Comes Great Responsibility. They Came Out Of Her Water Slide. Drugs are a Powerful Drug. Like a knee-in-the-groin from your eye-doctor. What about Bob Facebook? No Country for old Brians. I Can't Believe It's Not Lightsaber! Random Poppy Seed Elaine. The Bagel Rule of 1824. Everything Bagels with Tendrils. Sufficient Brians, lacking Chads. Vita Meata Metamates with Tom! Analog Mugs with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2246: Egging Bezos On
Published: Tue, 15 Feb 2022
Description: I Don't Like WebMDeeeeeeee. Your Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants Give Them To Me. There's Money in the Frozen Iguana Stand! Superbad Airlines: I'm Mclovin It! And just like that, Randy is busted. 18 Chicken Breasts to sleep like The Rock. The Waldorf to My Statler. The Denver Airport is Shaped Like a Penis and Smokes Grass. Just Play me some Spice Girls & Shut Up! Book it! Here Comes the Fuzz! Flash European Wiener Mob. Don't Be Fooled by the Smiling Peloton Lady. Sprontierit. Stop trying to make Bing a thing with Bill. 50 Shades of Blue with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2245: DEMAND RICE
Published: Mon, 14 Feb 2022
Description: Scan This QR of My Butt. Curb your cryptothusiasm. Tight little comeback was my adult film title in college. An Upside down 50 cent is a nickel. Happy Valentine's, here's some socks. Highlighters Melted Together in a Wet Pile. I'm Old Enough To Be Her Parent! I HATE The Kalamazoo Packers!! Animal Murder Doritos. The Art House smells like weeeeeeeed. Wong is the new Claven. Get Out! Us? Nope. Let's Talk Ugly. Uncanny Valley Baby. Spoiling posters with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2244: Kirby your enthusiasm
Published: Thu, 10 Feb 2022
Description: 8 Mile Fury Road. Two old men learn about tea. Will the Real Mad Max Please Stand Up? Redfraggle brought to you by the letter 3. Cajun Fried COVID! Echoes of Samuel L Jackson. WE HAVE EAGLES, WE'RE BETTER! Still Composing, NOT YET Decomposing! My name is... My name is... Mad Max. It's A Red On-Air Spice Girl. Las Vegas Knows Where You Live. Licked The Correct Doorknob. Did Nicole and Marc teach you nothing? All Hail Bugaboo. The Church Of Pants With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2243: Loogie's Mantion
Published: Wed, 09 Feb 2022
Description: Pumpkin-Spice Covid. I can't quit you Richard Marx. All Olympic snow was made in China. How Did You Fix Boise??!? That Game Made Me Pee a Little. Starring... WESTERNVOICE! Doing Her Usual Stiffler's Mom. The one bird you want to suck is a duck. Is Curling worth the money? RT if you......Delete! Please send Hate mail to Brian. Nellie Furtado. You know. For the Kids. Ms Moggle's Pretend House of Funtimes. I'm Playing a Carniboss. So Many Notes with Tom. And Recommentals That Aren't For Everybody with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/B48F0EAA-19DB-4709-ACDD-78A782CFED55/media.mp3
TMS 2242: Foot Fetish Locker
Published: Tue, 08 Feb 2022
Description: I Don't Like Goo Nikeeeeeeee. Are bats racist because I really, like, want to know! Rusty Taco...don't look it up. Licorice Pizza or Pineapple Fish Sandwich? A Weiner Runs Through It! ALL CAPS?!? I Am Shocked! Oh NOW something's interesting. Built-in Pronunciation Guide. A new Solar System in our backyard. Albino Batman. Fruitless Fish Sandwich. Chicken sandwich with a side of shame. I should of had Aunjanue. Stumbled on Cumberbatch's wiener. Building a Screw Factory with Bill. Lung Juice with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/97DDD482-061B-4461-9DB0-9D86432638FC/media.mp3
TMS 2241: Misteaks Were Made
Published: Mon, 07 Feb 2022
Description: The Geometry of Pizza. Snuffleupagus: the Stinkiest Muppet. Dale Ernhart made me do it. I don't lick Steeeeeeeaaaam. Number 11 May Kill You. Bisected Pizza. Sesame Secretions. Beef at the Buffet. Vax Yer Ass and Wear Yer Mask. A Rockies bubble sandwich. A Weak Wednesday. Burt's Cookies. It's His Heat-Vapor! Hello Batman Fresh. Musicals Took A Dump. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2240: SHOW ME FLESH!
Published: Wed, 02 Feb 2022
Description: Remote Server Returned Code 500. No Country For Old Ricky. In VR everyone can hear you fart. I Don't Like Digital Rupeeeeeeeeees. Sushi-Market Sweep. That'll Do, Cocaine Pig, That'll Do! EVERYTHING Jumps Like RAM! The Following Program is Brought To You With Unexpected Airplane Nudity. I woke up in the middle of the night and kicked my wife. More popularity! Centralizing the Decentralization with Tom. Goldenrod Was My Porn Name! Nobody's Seen This Recommental with Randy. Squirt me some brown. BitClam With Tom. Randy wont talk about cannibalism on reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2239: Holy Spit!
Published: Tue, 01 Feb 2022
Description: Am I eating a Hot Dog or a rusty penny? I don't like freezing BEEEEEEEANS! (for journeybleu). A Questionable Hot Dog. Weird Old 80s Screws. Alexa had a stroke. The Cops were not Her Only Fans. Fig Newton Juice. Nobody wants to see Carl. The Devil's Eyes are Made of Cheese. Mash-up Catch-up. Making a Bigger Hole, So it Hangs Properly! Road Meat only for Dolly. Organized Religion is a load of Phlegm-Flam. Watching the Science Sausage Being Made with Bobby (not Bill). Wormtongue in his ear with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2238: Taste the conclusion
Published: Mon, 31 Jan 2022
Description: Brian's Booger Plates. There is no D in Alabama. The Guy On Twitter Was Wrong. They're Just Pro-Potato. The Hour of Power off. They Aren't Quite Right In The GIANT HEAD! Don't Inject Spice, Girls. Reading is Hard Let's Ban Things. Pull the lever, no not that lever. What happens in New Orleans stay off Noom. A Netflix Original? How Original. I Work On LSDeeeeeeee. Boseman What's His Power? Fart-Activated Lights. What's the deal with the guy crossing the street? Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/0722A7A4-0AD2-4098-9FBC-4C12A525F4E6/media.mp3
TMS 2237: Top Pocket
Published: Thu, 27 Jan 2022
Description: Braunschweiger? I like all kinds of music. Lord Biocow and his Magic Cheese. Bring Empty Pepto Bottle. I OVERPACK THE TECH! Don't get the nerds too warm. Pretend you know what you're doing. Do it to yourself pepper spray. Don't blow. Peeping at Pete's Parts. Read This with Amy. Wet Denim with Wendi. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/49ADBFBF-AB6E-4144-9D18-0994A8A8EE28/media.mp3
TMS 2236: Governor Burps-A-Lot
Published: Wed, 26 Jan 2022
Description: The Tom Holland Trio. At Least I Have Chicken Run. Crusty Robot Business! No Chicken Run, No Akira, and NO LT. YAR! Btw, Dumbledore is gay. And dead. I thought I was gonna die, but other than that it was nice. That Thing Is Animated As SHIT! They Just Like It For The Animated Boobs! Becky Bothers Busy Buyer for Bargain Bin Baby. The First Rule of Quoting Fight Club. On a Roll of One. Buying Kids In Installments. We Can Go Full Turd!! Canada's David Duchoveny. Their Own Damn Plan with Tom. Pulling the plug on Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/842C3376-0788-4004-87CE-C11120F0C638/media.mp3
TMS 2235: Scuzzy Bernoulli
Published: Tue, 25 Jan 2022
Description: Gary Busey: The Voice of Reason. A French Ranch on the Thousand Island with Caesar. To Be Honest, I'm Rooting For The Monkeys! I Don't Like Words That End in Zeeeeeeeeeee. Dental Floss and Craps. In Soviet Russia the Dressing Undresses you. All Ninjas are Handsome. It's A Purple Nurple Zurple! Digahertz Deezz Nuts. See Anal Street. In France they Call it Dressing Royale. What's-this-here-sauce? More McCock Talk. Contemporary Liberal Hairdo. Why does it smell of Helena Bonham Carter? A Man-Shaped Mannequin With Bill. A little Science with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2234: Massive Monkey Gangs!!
Published: Mon, 24 Jan 2022
Description: Shot to the balls. And you're to blame. His & Her Bed Weapons. Hey, Do You Have Change For A $10,000? GET UP DICK! Throwin' My Back Out with the local Tramp. Clacking Your Balls like a Newton's Cradle. I don't like sugared up Monkeeeeeeeeeeeeys. Covid Worthy. The Sriracha States of America. Jeff naked is quite a sight. Don't Swetch the small stuff. Scorekeeping BS. Go to pee, stay for the Dam. Is Bueno Good? Unslabbed. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2233: Koi Are Carp
Published: Wed, 19 Jan 2022
Description: Is it too early for a fish Tattoo? Where Are They On The Smashmouth Scale? But What Does It Mean For Clippy? Definitely Plums. WHAT IS YOUR TACO STREAK? 69 Billion? Niceeeeeeee. Blindfold A Turkey. What's The Streak For Pooping A Poop The Size Of An Avocado??! Nudity? Swears? Adult Situations? Where is this streaming again?! Where Is The Bat Man? No reward, No Closure. And No Lieutenant Yar. John Cena's Noodle Comedy. Which Gunn? Peter? Timm? Chad Kroger is my death angel. Tom's Tech Time! Reccametals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2232: Peeza Hutt
Published: Tue, 18 Jan 2022
Description: Karen, Chads, and Brads, OH MY! We're Living In PEAK BEARD TIME Right Now! Pornographic Memory. A Little Goo-Ball In The Middle! A Cold Corpse That Pooped the Bed. No Fear, No Pain, Just a Solar Flare. Taco Bell staff ran for the border. A Dog Poop Or A Testicle. The New Tanning Sensation, Toner Chips! Bypass DRM? OK! Death by topless rollerskating women! Quick, Unexpected, & Painless. Donkey sauce just got a whole NEW meaning! Blinded by Science in One Eye with Bobby. Emergency Squirrel Making with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2231: Regrexit
Published: Thu, 13 Jan 2022
Description: I don't like naked trapEEEEEEZ! Two Smoking Barrels and a Monkey. 1-Adam-12, We Have A Snorlax In Progress At Fifth & Main! Who killed Arnold Palmer? Taco Bell Fever Dreams. Mark Rober. The McGruber we need. ALWAYS THE FRENCH! Go Runs Uphill, Goo Runs Downhill! I'm Not Going There For Tubesteak!! Hey it's my white sister. What Was That Question About Focus Again? Cockney Rhyming Deficit Disorder. Rogue Pit Sweat. Read This, with Amy! Street Ritalin and MORE with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2230: Popcorn Zombies
Published: Wed, 12 Jan 2022
Description: Tied for 41st. Mark is now David. On A Scale Of 1 to 10, It's A 28! Whatserboobies. The all new Samsung Ghost. Clancy Brown's Got Crabs. I Don't Think I Would Marry Dexter! Red On-Air Balloon. Deadpool it's in the name. Roaming Bands of Stabbers. There's Optimism and there's Reality. Storm's Disco Jumpsuit. The lesson here is, don't make out with your sister. Dad Cartoonist: Fury Road. CES on the Hole with Tom! I Still Know Karate in my Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2229: YOU SHALL TACO PASS!!
Published: Tue, 11 Jan 2022
Description: They Blinked 182 Times!! Those Are Some Big Feet! I've Seen Bigfoot! Gold Fingering. Hello Theeeere Aliens. Maurice Patootie? Erect, Satanic Tail! Come On, You're Big, Food When You Eat! How About A Yellow-Throated Boobie? What's her name again? Digeridoo? Thanos is exactly half bad. Fish are Dumb, Fish Experts are Dumber. Let's Eat The ANGRY Pig! Everyone's a Critic with Bill. Turning Into A Giant Magnet With Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2228: Boba Fanta
Published: Mon, 10 Jan 2022
Description: Six Degrees Of Satan! The Taco Monger. Dirty Diet Doctor Pepper. I DON'T LIKE BEEEEE SEEEEEMEN! I prefer NEIN pubes in my food! The Third Eagle Of The... OLD...TIMES. Time Passes. I am no longer surprised. Sneaky Little Caesar. My Van Gogh up and Van Wendt. Dirty Dirty Standup Man. Catering To the Juggallos. Taco Bell Pass 2022: Back To The Parking Lot. Saturated By The Mushroom Water! Stop confusing me YOU KNOW I HAVE COVID BRAIN!! You got Crispin Glover on my peanut butter! You got peanut butter on my Crispin Glover! Big Hairy Burritos with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2227: Fartrepreneur
Published: Thu, 06 Jan 2022
Description: Once in a while you get a boob. Right Fisting Fozzy. Farting in Jars is Gross Profit. Non Fartable Tokens. Dab,dab,dab,dab,dab...boink! Who Reads 14 Year Old Copies Of Golf Digest? Who the hell is Kate Bush. Too Much Gold Highlighting. No Worries. It's Banned. They Died of Meatballs, Not COVID. That being said at the end of the day I'm doing a deep dive on the new normal. Perfect eye dots! Shouldn't it be Rod in Hand? What's Hot on the Shelf with Amy. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2226: Meticulous Meat
Published: Wed, 05 Jan 2022
Description: Kim Jong 2: Burrito Supreme Leader. Cameo Man! Able to Be in Everything! Excelsior! Brian and the Neighborwives. Lara Croft says My eyes are up here. May as well do this. No talkie no soundie. FedEx Deliverty Drivter. Five Angels in a Shoeshine Kit. A French Movie, With French People In It. Tickle Tickle TOOOOOOOO! I want more Wordle but they won't give me any more Wordle! Miserable Garbage. The Playstationwagon with Tom. Putting beans in the hopper with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2225: LikTok
Published: Tue, 04 Jan 2022
Description: Work-Around Pee Device. Lick a Screen for Cleeo. The Pig of Most Angry. They Moved Morbius. Wait Til They Get A Load Of Leto! You Must Wear A Brown Slack! Bob Costas in On Golden Pond. Not getting a food smell here. Put Six in a Bag and Call it Good. I prefer tasteless TV. I don't like tasting my TVeeeeeee. Keep Your Wallet Close to Your Penis. Bringing out the Carrie Coon in all of us. There's Different Flavored Screens You can Get. Size Doesn't Matter, with Bill Doran. Bobby Surprises Us With Science and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2224: the best show of the year... so far
Published: Mon, 03 Jan 2022
Description: I NEED LUBE ADVICE! Butt-Funnin' Around!! Julie is Stiff on the Lido Deck. It Started With A Diarrhea Problem. I Can Has House Fire? Pfoozer's Boozers. the Love Morgue. No Full Exposure. Full Frontal Hannah Montana. Don't Dung Your D. Added Nakeddittidy. Spiderman is the S word. Come with me if you want to die! Make me a grandpa! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2223: Alexa-cution
Published: Thu, 30 Dec 2021
Description: Happy Birthday, Christ, Nice to Meet You. Tristan sleeps in. Oops All Meth Berries! Appalled by Paul Paul. 50 shades of Bad. No One Cares About Year One. The Three Kings gave Jesus Gold, Incense, and Street Drugs. so many Wongs, it must be right. Here's Bernie's Hole. Retained Their Puffy Nature. If you recognize these Hallmark movie titles, your name might be Kim. Still waiting for that Best Decade. Some YouTubey A-Hole! Speaking of Covid. Different Shades of Villain You Can Get. Wendi is snowed in! Read This with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2222: Red Matter In The Hole
Published: Wed, 29 Dec 2021
Description: What Was The Name Of The Ship In Star Trek: Enterprise? USS Nistmaru. Chicken Popper Junior. Two Wong's Make a Right. You Can't Handle the Tooth! The floor is now in your mouth. You Can't Go 'Wong' With Benedict! Now You're Playing With Dog Power. Butt-Slapping Tooth Man! Chipolte's Ship? Delayed Gratification. Patrick Romulan Warbirdon. Poking in the bum with your thumbs with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2221: Zendaya Mondatta
Published: Tue, 28 Dec 2021
Description: Tobey had his Peter Parker out. It Stays Runny In The Can. old man Johnson goes to the movies. I Liked Him As An Actor, Until I Saw His Penis! I Don't Like Shower Honeeeeeeeeeeeey! The minions shall inherit the food court. Covered In A Thin Layer Of Buttery Greeze. Basement Level Drug Users. It's Nearly The End Of This Dumb Year. And the toilet had a turd. We all had the same gasp and You Know When. Stopping The Popcorn Sweats! Some kinda boogery deal. Making Tex-Mechs with Bill. 300 points of failure with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2220: Goth Jumanji
Published: Mon, 27 Dec 2021
Description: Touch your ball to the screen. I Like The Sacramento Beeeeee! Heavy is the Tooth That Needs a Crown. I Was Joe Pizzaman! Wasabi Birthday Oil Taste featuring the Yellow Unit. Prime Your Hole. Where Does He Get Such Wonderful Paints?!? On Tour With 'Maggot Therapy'! Short and Curly and Strong and Burly. Tweaking, Twerking, Booping, Bopping. Brian forgot the alcohol hole! I'm With Question Mark. I'm not taking number two! Boogers All Day, Son! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2219: Gristly Angry Pig
Published: Wed, 22 Dec 2021
Description: Spicy and Huge, Let's Pinch and Scream! Baby Punching Rules and Regulations. Joust 2: Joust the Two of Us. QUIT EATING THE SQUID! I got a bone in mine. He's Got His Virgin Thing and His Deal. Dangly Tentacles of Consent. A Regular Marriage-Themed Wedding. Redundant Second Weiner. Seems Fungible To Me! First Rule of Mom Fight Club. Carter would punch her dad for a hot pocket. Klingons Consummate by Bleeding All Over. Japanese Hot Tub Monkey. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2218: Bjork Sandler
Published: Tue, 21 Dec 2021
Description: You Can Really Taste the Conclusion. What's The Scarcity, Kenneth? From Zero to Horse carcass in the toilet in 1.8 seconds. Give Me The Monkey Numbers!!! My Dinner With Uncle Omicron. Suspiciously Moist Nuts! Prefer angry pig to dried squid. Address The Thong. It Was The Monkeys, Marty! All on the 21s. The Road to Mondegreen. Overtly Asian. Sweet and Sour. Just like it's spoiled. Finding a peanut in the bottom. Su-Su-PseudoScience with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2217: Sinister Two-Thirds
Published: Mon, 20 Dec 2021
Description: Gordon is the Shizapoo. History by Scott. My immune system said Too Much Hassle. This is Your Uhhhhh Captain Uhhhhh Handcuffing. I hear dead people laughing. How Many Langwridges do You Speak? Better Living thru Christmas tree. Let the nightmares commence! Remote Start THIS! When Life Gives You Cookies, Make Sunshine. Uncle Ben vs Uncle Owen. McSteamy is just McSweaty now. COVID Cleanup, Aisle 6. All the Jingle Haters. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2216: Just Gurggle it
Published: Thu, 16 Dec 2021
Description: I Blame The Weenie Rockets! Talking Out Loud With Your Mouth. What’s Your Fury Road Anniversary? Hello God It’s Me, Hallmark. Brian’s Half Marble Guest Stars. Who Has The One Ball? How frequent is your REM sleep, Kenneth? Anyplicity, Starring Michael Keaton! I can’t say PENIS. Dave Bautista is your Holy Ghost. Hawkeye? No? Not Hawkeye? Pacific Theater Booster. Keep an eye on my straw. Ringing the Infantino Bell with Amy. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2215: I Say To Thee NEIGH!!!
Published: Tue, 14 Dec 2021
Description: Does Podcasting Ring a Bell? Nipples always come up. Internet killed the radio star. The 12th Fifth Beatle. Hey Jude! I Loved Sean More! Why Can't We Get Back To Eating Tuna-Safe Dolphin?!? Stored in your memory deal. The card says get. I Don't Like Geeeeese! He's ALMOST The Martian! We Named the Dog Martha. I made these cat turds out of resin with Bill! Practice Good Nipple-Self Care with ICE ICE BOBBY and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2214: Cusspants
Published: Mon, 13 Dec 2021
Description: Millennium Effin. And just like that, stocks went down! Jizz Lane Maxwell. BBQ Flavored Multi-Pass. If You Can Dodge a Ball, You Can Pop an Eye!! The MOST Karen-Assed Karen-Ass Bullshit! Opi Ka Dobi: Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time. Lazarus of Pelaton. You EARNED An Eff-You! Arria And The Weird Dragon-Thing. By We I mean You. falalalala lalala hockey. No drugs, just bongs. Frosted Coccyx. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS PM 12-10-2021: You've been Whammed
Published: Fri, 10 Dec 2021
Description: The Point is that the Funny Thing is. Covid Testacular. Don't Dox the Doc. Books are Podcasts for your Eyes. EffTweek. Yelly Phone Rant. It Really Is Funny This Time! 25-point Impact text having horse-pills. It's Nothing to Puke Over. Free sample?!? Making big things seem small. Read This with Amy and more on this episode of TMSPM. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2213: Aggressive Swabbage
Published: Wed, 08 Dec 2021
Description: Seinfeld Curious. Customs Agents are Little Seizers. And I says, I says. What's the deal with these Seinfeld episodes? Half an Inch is All the Way In. Deep Penetration Swabbing. I'm No Doctor. I Don't Even Play One on TV. The New Karate Detective! Full hog up your nose. Happy Birthday Teri Hatcher. Inflamed Reich Sinus. You want Scientology? That's how you get Scientology. Cara De vigga jee. Tom's Tech Time! We finished Netflix with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2212: Jackson Polyp
Published: Mon, 06 Dec 2021
Description: Señor Citizen! Taco Bell Hallmark Lesbians. What's this? What's this? There's fingers everywhere. Canadian Colon Coins. Unnatural Goat Sex. I felt them pulling the tube out of me. But not in a good way. The Elephants are coming. Friends Don't Let Friends Sell Lerggings! Low Rent George Clooney. Freaky People Doing Freaky Things. Bigfoot Urkel. Shut Your Speaker-Grate, Alexa! What color is your stool? Major Spoilers and A Little Micro-Pinky on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2211: Dude, where's my show?
Published: Thu, 02 Dec 2021
Description: Grazing the Nuts of Jimmy Stewart. Fetching Foreskins. Her Bosoms are Fantastic. One skin, two skin, blue skin, fore skin. Colonoscopy Watch 2021. Dickens N Chickens N Foreskin Bags. Casual Shirtless Santa. Our time of the month with Gidgit. Down Under, They Just Send in Poop Samples. The Rankin Bass Weed Smoking Puppet Guys. Heretic Palindrome. Nothing was odd until I heard the door knock. A combination of Uncle Joel and a guy from the mall. Sinbad Life Choices. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2209: Fun with Tucky
Published: Tue, 30 Nov 2021
Description: I don't want your bong art NFTeeeees. The Omarosa Variant. Not a Baldwin Baldwin. Dave Thomas is Both Dead AND Alive. Next Up, Number A! There Are Many Corona Flavors You Can Get. Paul Hayden Church-amotti. a New York Attitude in a Kentucky Body. Making Tina Cry for Fun and Profit. Hortons Hears a Bieb. Oh My Cron. It's a little money. Not a lot of money. A little money. They don't ask when you're tall and it's Ladies Night. Penetrating Young Frodo with Bill. A little Science with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2208: Dude, you're getting Adele!
Published: Mon, 29 Nov 2021
Description: Tadpool Santa knows if you've been bad. Break me off a piece of that particle board. MEANWHILE, At The Hall Of Cocaine! Always blame the toddlers. Homeless Bags. Death By Chowder! Danny Elfman Toddler. The Fly Said No! No! No! I Did It All For the Nucky. P T Ass D. Give me Freddy's or give me death. Original Flavor Covid. A Reptile Disfunction in Bed. It's going to cost a lot of Monday. Diabetes peeciees and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2208: Don't Fear the Meeper
Published: Mon, 22 Nov 2021
Description: Our Long National MeepMare. It Mostly Meeps at Night... Mostly. There Were Five Meeps! I don't like Meeeeeeeeeeeeeps! Naked, cold, and meeping. No Meeps since the other Meeps. It's Meeping From Inside The Wall! Five Meeps are more than Two. Living my worst Meep-mare. Five Meeps Means End Of Life! The Day the Meeps Died. I'm sorry, the card says Meeps.Only Night Meeping. I call them Meeps. Major Meepers. Reccameeples and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2206: Bad Phlebotomist
Published: Tue, 16 Nov 2021
Description: If That's Mild, We're In Trouble. $2 More For Flinching! I don't like Beeee Cheeeeeeeeeeses. Forks Scat in the Microwave. Suck on a Butterbullet. No More Mister Mice Guy! How best to warm your wiener, today on TMS. I Fell In Love With A Woman From The Sunday Comics That Nobody Reads. Are you worthy to taste Alice Cooper's Hot Sauces? It's got chunks. We're all gonna die! Take That You Tube Guy! She's a Coconut... Rabbit... Thing. Circus Circus. For people who know what they've done wrong. Mustard Legs With Bobby. Making things with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2205: What do you need, dude?
Published: Mon, 15 Nov 2021
Description: The 108-Year-Old Virgin. El Methhead Loco. Office Depot to Home Depot Train Line. One of My Wackadoo Family. MAGAvitamins. Cookies with Wookies. Teabag Gucci. You be tapping while I be arting. Sucking you into the machine. She's not tired, she's tired of you. A Virgin stripper cocktail waitress. You Weren't alive, SHUT UP! Movie Pass Gasses Up Again. Disney's Big Dump With Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2204: Such a Boney Bird
Published: Thu, 11 Nov 2021
Description: What Famous Dead Person do You Want? Nearly Strangled Nick. All About The Thanksgiving Shawarma. Get the nookie and put it on your cookie. It gives the Pink Stuff to the Baboon or it gets the hose again. There's Ones in January AND November. Just Stop Harvesting. GameCube Rice Cooker. Do a Booster in the Back. His name was Colt, he was a wrestler. I'd Have To Keep Him In A Room. I prefer a hard biscuit. Everything is Browner on the other side. Rolling in the grass with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2203: A Quota of Witches
Published: Wed, 10 Nov 2021
Description: Three Meeps in a Row. Dave Is My Printer. Turkey PANIC! Shimmying The Monkeys Left & Right. Unlock The Shit From The Dead! How Many Monkeys Can you Fit on your pole? Old Man CO2. I Liked Him Before He Died. The Little Short Guy that with the Rock. Pre-load your outrage. You ARE part of the problem. The Red Leather Suit. Who's a Great Comedian AND a Great Person? Jumping to Assumptions with Tom. Ready to Rock Recommentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2202: Air Force Dave
Published: Tue, 09 Nov 2021
Description: He who controls the VPN controls the universe. A Corpse is a Corpse of Course of Course: I am Medical Ed. Mi Corazon Es El Breako! Always Be Checkin toilets. Straight A's in Blood Class. I'm Thinking The Choad Area. There's a Snake in My Loo!! Hey it's mini but it gets the job done. Switched at Conception. I don't like my candy with weeeeeeeeed! What If... Joki watched Parasite? It's JKGrammer's Fault! Maze? That's corn, right? Butt Clenching Moments with Bill. Donate Your Body to SEXY SCIENCE with Bobby, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2197: Monkey Adjacent
Published: Thu, 28 Oct 2021
Description: I Don't Like Hippie BEEEEEEEANS! Trick or Treating Needs Participation, Otherwise It's Just Begging. Brian has a Blacklight. He's a Vegas regular. Send speedos, thongs and lawyers. Throwing hippos under the bus. There are four F's. Jesus eating Mentos. Mung Bean Eating BO Bastard. Larry VonPubis? THAT'S MY DAD! What's Wrong With BOTH OF US?!? What About Hawkeye? Not Marvel? Maybe Alda? Still Hawkeye! Additional Horseshit! Kangaroo on the Surfboard wearing a Santa Hat. Never You Mind What Goes On Down Here with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2195: Please Cooperate Me
Published: Tue, 26 Oct 2021
Description: Welcome to HAMPASS. Freddy Vs. Jason Ritter. Morse Code Vibrator. Bear Breasts and Buttocks. Sponge off a dude. Is Tom Buzzing Out Loud? HTML is a series of tubes. Carrying The Corpse Of Harrison Ford! Earth the monkey planet. I want to be handled by Japanese and Korean. Spread my DM to the World. Ogres & Magic Women! British Garden Shitstorm. Having a 2nd bowl of cereal with JuRY and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2193: Chockit Mewt!
Published: Thu, 21 Oct 2021
Description: Everybody run. The Waffle House lady's got a gun. Vlad the coke impaler. Coking The Kitchen. Friggen Pogs. I'm Sorry Listeners, but the rest of the Podcast is in another Email. Take My Cheese Eggs at Gunpoint. Vanilla Bullshit Thing. Porn Syrup? People Should... They Just Should! I'd rather spell better. what's the deal with your lever? Dead See Shrinkage. A Whip Permit Please. Not ballgags, gagballs! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2192: No Kibble. All Bits.
Published: Wed, 20 Oct 2021
Description: Creamy peen...nut butter. No Country For Any Men. Once Peanut, Twice Shy! House Erect Records Still Stand. Raisins Ruin Everything. The Pre-Thing. Lance Armstrong of Peanut Butter. The Boys were Frogs. The Girls were Pigs. That's nature. THAT Was Your Swedish Chef Impression??!? Little bit of tater love. Muppet Babies Gotta Come Out Of Somewhere! Tom Might Be Giants. Go through my drawers and see what sparks joy. Top Notch Tech Time with Tom. Lipstick Boobs with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2190: You wanna be creepy?
Published: Thu, 14 Oct 2021
Description: 90 is the new 89. Ram the Man parts! Best horse in Disney history. Come On, Siri! Pay Attention! The Overwhelming Sound.... Of Silence! The prince was whatever and he became a thing. PHP = Programmer Hates Programming. Holistic baby chickens. All Cream And Splenda. She doesn't know how to use a fork, that's hot! Was there a movie about Atlantis called Atlantis something? The Grumpy Old Man Prize. Paul Simon is a Chevy Chaser. No Bells with Bobby. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2189: Accidental Dream
Published: Wed, 13 Oct 2021
Description: If There's Eyelashes Then I'm Out. Someone could be dead, but i was too tired. 11 minutes in Heaven. More Manly Than I Care For. SHAT IN SPACE!! Ten Lasso. Gardener Retriever. Nice Ass-Spect Ratio! They Had THEIR OWN Shirts! Satan is my Vaccine. Which Crue? The Motley One! We Did NOT Go To Dingle! Nobody Knows HR PufnStuff. Who Set The Dogs Off? Cops Cops Cops! I Podcast For The Articles. Tom's Tech Time. Dunking for paperbacks with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2188: That Place Nose What They Are Doing
Published: Tue, 12 Oct 2021
Description: Are you ok if i do both holes at once?? Horking up a Loki. Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Controversy! Full Service European Spa. Broken Nose Jim Jam. Snipping the ol' Trunk! The Utah Pizzazz! Hello Friends, it's Seinfeld. Cheers! Milking the Teat of God. I Press X To Doubt! There's No Loafing at the Sourdough Hotel. Complex hairy One. Baldwin? More Like Hairwin, AmIRight? Live From A Moon Tower, It's Justin Robert Young and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2187: The Spice Squirrels!
Published: Mon, 11 Oct 2021
Description: Colonoscopies are a Real Shit Show. 13 Flavors At Raskin-Bobbins!! The Northern lights sound like Nickleback? I'm out. Nope to the Pope. Canadians Eat Like The Rest Of Us. World's Smallest Poutine Launcher. Rocky Road Colonoscopy is not a new Ben and Jerry's flavor. The TikTok McNugget Challenge! No 4:3 for you!! 612 Days of not watching Parasite. Sheldon's head on Batman's body. Carolinas Fist Bump. Never tell me the odds! Never tell me the calories! Let God Sort my Screws. Making Things with Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2185: Simon & Simon & Garfunkel
Published: Wed, 06 Oct 2021
Description: Isn't There a Battle Royale Movie Called Battle Something? I Don't Like Under Sieeeeeeeeege. A Chia Pet Gathers No Moss! Duck Penis Expert. He's The Walker AND The Texas Ranger! Tom Cruise. I'm out of numbers. Random Jimble-jambles. Ass, Gas or Marijuana. It's Bad When they Have Sports People. All Up In My Elbow Pit! We've Got A Little Terlit Room! Me and My Leavings. The HIGHEST Hanging Fruit! Bring me the Nose of Artie Lange. Twitch Unto the Breach with Tom. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2184: This Podcast is SO Gross
Published: Tue, 05 Oct 2021
Description: The Pipes of Bag. Shaka, When the Clothes Fell. Mandolindelorean. Kenly and Jenner - The weird Harp Twins. Grandma Outruns Prisoners. From Whisky to Nuts. Alas, Poor Robert Urich. Ace Ventura Poop Detective. We Had Our Violins, Now We Have Our Sax!! Get Dressed & Exit The Vehicle! Love the weiner. Hate the buns. I've got an organ! Walk Down the Wrong Hallway to Set Up a Conflict. The One Where They Throw Wrenches at Each Other. Throwing Wrenches at Each Other with JuRY Rotten Young and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2183: 10-4 Wet Noodle
Published: Mon, 04 Oct 2021
Description: I Find the Whole Vulva Fun! Maybe Buscema? John Buscema? Not Sal Buscema? Kojak With A Kodak. If porn hub has taught us anything. Lorenzo's Llamas. It's your poop now! You all have more butthole knowledge than I do. Going To Chocolate Town Costs $50 Extra. It's Monday Or Wednesday Today. Cops and Dude. Lady in her bed clothes. Truckers have 45 names for cops. Speaking of White hair....there is no transition. What Kind of a Deal with Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2182: Ann Hyphen Margaret.
Published: Thu, 30 Sep 2021
Description: Emotional Support Wine. SHAT IN SPACE. How About A Boober? Shaving Our Legs with Gidgit. Teacup Little Shithead Things. Stick it in the Leggy Bum. Apply old Pedro to new Virginia. Circling the 80s Sitcom Drain. Phantom ball pain. Free flashdrive with purchase of a Kiss coffin. Aardvark Animation. Anubis Is A DUDE! Ring! Ring! Squid Game Calling! Canada says, Sorry no lube. The Blue Mountains ARE Blue! Your calls and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2181: Just North of South
Published: Wed, 29 Sep 2021
Description: Wall to Wallnuts. Post Appopolepatic. My Wife un-Effs My Life. They REALLY Say Mahnards?? Hello, Welcome To Worse. He's A Million! Years Old! Jom bolia. 43 strikes and you're out. Luke, I am your Testicles! you want it to go scrotumn. There's a Cho on that Show, I don't know. Ring around the mouth hole. It Was Dan Hadiya The Whole TIme!! What did I say? Shut Up! Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2180: Hey Mr. Tambourine Monk
Published: Tue, 28 Sep 2021
Description: I NEVER Want To See The Dark Knight Rise!! Horking down the boog. Panda Express My Colon. Have you ever done a hitchhiker? Namaste! No Tip for You! The Fruber Is Also Cursed. Pop in, Pop Out, Not pop In? Please Keep Your Arms and Legs Attached inside the Vehicle at All Times. Jesus is my airbag. Millionaire, Billionaire or Kajilionnaire? Forced Enjoyment of News. Gummi Bear-Ritos. The Brown Brothers Will Take Care of 'Em. Shuck-e-Oyster. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Free TMSPM Monday! Science Cat and the French Turd.
Published: Mon, 27 Sep 2021
Description: A free taste of PM this week! Join the TMS Patreon to get it every single week! Taste the carpet to be sure. Dew Destructor. That Must Be A Hotel Room, There's Hotel Art! I'm Sorry, You Are At A Taco Bell. How gritty was my clam? Wine Karens. The Winiest Karens. What Kind Of A Pile Are You Looking At? App Time! Your quick questions and more on this episode of TMSPM. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2179: Mud Blood Hut
Published: Thu, 23 Sep 2021
Description: I saw it on The TicTak. We built this city on lots of blood. Zero to Jackie Chan Will get You Killed. Peep Power Hour. Gorge, Pivot, Puke, Repeat. Same Screw, Different Place. How Many Red Fraggles are There Anyway? Cocoa Powder, Just Add Blood. Therapy is Easier When They Are Dead. Screwtegrity. Coffee Goes In, Pee Comes Out. Upchuckin' a frankfurter. 60 Pounds of Peeps = DEATH. Who is Going to Milk the Spiders? Ben Folds Clothes. Shitting Bricks with Bobby. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2178: Who's Peeing?
Published: Wed, 22 Sep 2021
Description: Mad Mustard Fury Road. Unintentional Toilet Cleaning. Ittsy Bitsy Bite on the Ass. Kooky Suzuki Was My Kabuki Name. I Can't Quit You, Love The Show, Though! STAY OUTTA MY HOOTER! The Deltan 88 Galaxy. That movie sucked I saw it. Spider-Butt-Bites. Its the spider's toilet now. Shut Up Richard Dawson, STOP TRYIN TO KISS ME!! The Tucker-Sucker Proxy. Run DMC Motors. My car is a seat. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2177: Shamed by the Bell
Published: Tue, 21 Sep 2021
Description: Why The What And Not Who? If Found, Please Return This Underwear to. All 71 Year-Olds Are 71. Alpha-Phalpha, Spankakey and Daralala! Mayor McCheese was Recalled. Extremely Prejudicial Muting! Miss you guys and your wives. Right-Handed Driving Simulator. Cosplay for Concern. You Haven't Seen the BlaBlaBla? Who brings a gun to a baby shower? We done did have full show. Pee Wee's Porn House. The Brothers Brown are all Blue. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2176: The Crown's Gambit
Published: Mon, 20 Sep 2021
Description: A Dramedy? That's A Camel, Right? Up your nose with a glowy hose. National Air Bender Day. I Say Keep the Damn Ottoman. Does that letter give good lumbar support. Are Space Orks Sporks? Handsome, Bald, and Famous. The Michelin Man Made Us Dinner and Still Has Fat Rolly Arms. Hot Cockles. You can't see my fingers at home. Take The Turkey in the other Room. I Can Eat 11 Nails and Fart the Longest. Poor neglected Hamilton. It doth was not Jennifer. Just a Saber with Bill. Y The Last Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2175: Burn the butterflies
Published: Thu, 16 Sep 2021
Description: To Catch a Petabyte. NEED OUTPUT! Wasp-ception. My Husband Comes from Donut People. It all made sense in the dream. Everybody Loves Morrissey. Mowing Virtual Lawns and Pumping Virtual Gas. Not My First Isuzu Rodeo! Skeevily Biting Her Neck. Bobby Frankensteinburgerhymen. Moo Loo Poo. Dark Matter Multiplies Like Rabbits. Never Introduce Anything to Anything. Moo Left the Seat Up? Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2173: Ryan Maiden
Published: Tue, 14 Sep 2021
Description: The Dog's Butt is Covid Free! the One-Eyed Nun and the Four Monkeys. Gozer the lockpicker. Dressed Like A Kinder Egg. McGruff, The Crime Burger!! Small, Medium, or Roundabout? 18 Park Places and 35lbs Later. Just Okey, No Dokey. Doin' Half The Okie-Dokie!! Tourette's O'Riley, Road Rager!! She's not as methy as I expected! A Box Of Illuminati Pizza! McRover Value Meal. How-r-ye. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2172: Gin-Swilling Firecracker
Published: Mon, 13 Sep 2021
Description: Ireland or D&D? You Be the Judge. Is Eastern Mysticism Real Because I Like Really Wanted to KNOW. Hawkeye? Not hawkeye? Like hawkeye? Minecraft Poop. Kiss Your Lucky Charms Goodbye! I Don't Like Pouring Coffeeeeeeeeee. Yabba Doo! How Fast is That in Kilometers Per Hour? Piss Off, Ghost! Squeeze the fart right out of Mitzula! Look, but don't touch the celebrities. I Like An OK Hot Dog! Truck Stop Chick Tracts. Foo Fang Fung? Making things with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2171: All Potatoes all the time
Published: Thu, 09 Sep 2021
Description: My Wife Partner. Wonton Endangerment. A Pinch Full of Scott Makes the Weed Brownies Go Down! Beer as Dark as My Heart. Assault with a Deadly Fruit. Hitler is my middle name. Head, Shoulders, Hand, Foot, Mouth...Hand, Foot, Mouth. Undesirable Utah Shrimp! Put A Little Bit Of Weed In There. Virginia Pipette is my Stage Name. Science is cool and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2170: Happy little sex tape
Published: Wed, 08 Sep 2021
Description: Collateral finger damage. Our wives are our friends as well as the sexy stuff. Pizza Blob the Hutt. White Guys Talk about Rap. Napster Was Great. Ask Your Parents. A Raw, Meaty Hole In His Head. Mumford, But Not His Sons. Scannable pants. Nicole and Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2169: Battery Paranoid
Published: Tue, 07 Sep 2021
Description: Cultivated Beard Unit. Kim Gets Thanked, Scott Gets Flipped Off! Found Unconscious In Shrubs... TV's Three Beards! Homeless Contactless Delivery. The Metabolism Of A Mosquito On Speed. The Sheep Is Judging You HARSHLY! The Dog Licked me. Now I have Pink Eye. Sand and Weed. Don't Epoxy That Floppy! I don't want your swampy butt. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2168: Meat Juice
Published: Thu, 02 Sep 2021
Description: Put Sugar in that Boy, and Send Him Home with More! Go To Ireland For the Lucky Charms And The Whatnot. Just Lean Back and Look at the Ducks, Man. Male Lard. Conjugal Visits Are NOT Allowed at the Zoo! Lady Maderna. Pull Out Your Thing, Blow on it, and Shove it Back in! Hot Tubs are Water Coolers for Old People! A-Salting your meat with Bobby. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2166: Stabby Noodles!
Published: Wed, 25 Aug 2021
Description: Don't Show Me Dildo! The best part of wakin' up, is Cat Butt IN YOUR CUP! Warming the creamer. Beer, Book, Battlestar Galactica. This Lawsuit? Nevermind. This Lawsuit Smells Like Teen Spirit! I left my flip flops in the clip clop. Silly Rabbit, Stabs are for Straights! Michael Rooker's balls are all CGI. Come for the beans, stay for the corn. I left Randy Newman in my hotel room! WE Don't Love Your Parents! You don't sound Nigerian? Experimenting with Tom. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2165: That wine gets a Si from me
Published: Tue, 24 Aug 2021
Description: I Do Not Like These Beans In My Pene Dr Green! This Is Where His Chode Will Go. Folding My Arms During the Theme. Don Knotts' Death Montage. Step-Fantasy Island. Adobe dropped support for Flash mobs. Tappin' Out a Wiener. Roney Boney, the San Francisco Treat! Cork Dorks. Full View of Hottub Land. Fifty Shades of NO. Socially Distanced Planking. Start With Lentils And Work Your Way Up. Nyaaaaaah Seeeee It's JrY Seeeeeeeeeee and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2164: $5,000 Per Moron
Published: Mon, 23 Aug 2021
Description: Daney Curry. Taking a gulp of Skin Air. Smelled Like Duck Hell. In Heaven everything is in the Cloud. Don't go chasing heart failure. T-pops? T-pops? Not T-pops? Give me all ZEE CONDOMS! Repelled by the UnNormals. Call 976-Dial-a-Nigerian-Prince. Big Macs and Velvet sunsets. Sell it before it gets wet. Do You Have A Two Year Old Of Any Sort? Pushing him away like he was t-pops. Going to Hell for the Fiber. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2163: Send Your Emails To 2012
Published: Thu, 19 Aug 2021
Description: Gene Hackman, President of the Nipplefolk. White Guy Dancing for Everyone. Two Ciders and a Benadryl. What do the Irish do when theyâre weird? Shave your head for the job you want. Does this spot look infected? Jamming 70 Jupiters Together with Bobby. Smoke Rain everyday! Cheeky Jell-O Shots. 4:20 Shenanigans. That Man Came Out Of Nowhere. hawkeye? Hawkeye? Not like Hawkeye? Uranus has a ring around it. Fen-Phen Diagrams with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2162: She Gets a Tatu, not a Tattoo
Published: Wed, 18 Aug 2021
Description: Boobs Butts and Beyond. 50 Shades of Nope. Check Out My Oily Fans! Tornadoes Never Come to Visit Me. A Goatse Hole In The Middle! The Chive & The Onion Are Owned By The Potato Conglomerate. Buy Low, MRI While High! Who Wants A Nooner??!? Freecock Peacock. Expired food roulette. Losers are always welcome. Weiner in the pie. Philip K Dick eyes. Bringing Yik Yak Back with Tom. Reccamentals with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2161: Beef Sheets
Published: Tue, 17 Aug 2021
Description: The chatroom is my spider. Quarter Horse's Top the DPS Meter. Lucky charms, now part of your traditional Irish Breakfast! My Name is Mug. 88 Point Whatever Giggawatts! How do decimals work because I really want to know. Kirkland Heroin: Better than it Oughta Be. Dream Warrior! It Wasn't Huge, But it DID Come Back to Life! If you have a goatee then you are in the evil timeline. We're not Democratic, We're Dicks! Nobody steals a horse, of course, of course. 10 & 20 To The Power Of S! Fun Taliban 'fact' with JuRY and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2160: Screw you Man-eater!
Published: Mon, 16 Aug 2021
Description: You Can't Drink All Day Unless You Start In The Morning. I don't like crotch beeeeeeeeeees. Hospitals. They're full of sick people. The answer is always Murderers. Can I get that with Hall and Oats Milk? I've only seen one murderer, ooops I'm Dead. Hot Nozzles That Poop Out Plastic. Touching Feet at a Gentleman's Club! Spider Peen! Baby Shark Every Week! Brown Beard takes his booty. Swift Punch In the Chest. Like Pixels? Not like Pixels? Breaking Bits with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2159: The Magic Magician Industry
Published: Thu, 12 Aug 2021
Description: Put it Back, Jeffrey! Pop Guns? We've Got Pop Guns? Pop Guns? Miles and Jeffrey at Disneyland. His arms wide. 20 years ago, this person was younger. I'm A Moderate, Not A FULL Star Wars Fan. Indiana Jones and the Journey From The Exit To The Queue. Strap-on Lightsaber. I Have Two Grey Hairs. Gimmie a second. I'll show you my dude. Common Wookiee Noises. Spine Reshuffling. Butts-on Burner. Playing WitcherMon Go. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2158: Carter's Jim Jam
Published: Wed, 11 Aug 2021
Description: Commit to the tissues. Is Pejorative Pejorative? Live From The Aluminum Falcon! Jumping Into The Groot Chute. Having Chewbacca All To Himself. More Blood & Swears! First Name Bobby, Last Name Burger. Disney's Chippendales! Salacious Turd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2157: Monkey Knuckles
Published: Mon, 09 Aug 2021
Description: Constitutional Hoo-Ha! THEY CAN HUG RICE! Jimmy Carter and his wife Richard. Norman Didn't Die, He Went to Live on a Farm Upstate. Mayor McCheese Presides Over All Burger Arbitration! She Doesn't Get The 'Good' Equipment! Kim joins us and more, on this episode of the morning stream! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2156: Affordable Meatballs
Published: Thu, 05 Aug 2021
Description: This Candle smells like my meatballs. I Hope It's Mustard! A Naked Lady Making a Sandwich. Zero Sugar Delta Splash. I'm Not Your Google. Can Soda Shot First! Hey, this show is daily! The Bookcase Prefers to Be Called William. I Don't Know What She's doin, but It Ain't Sellin' a Phone. Isn't there an agency dealing with Firearms called A-T-Something? Stickers are also for men and women. One T-Shirt, Extra BS. Fake False Things. These Controllers Don't Make Dual Sense! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2155: Sean Cheese
Published: Wed, 04 Aug 2021
Description: 1% on rotten potatoes. HANDS ON BUZZARDS! Pavlov's Bunch of Freaks. Who Let The Dogs Out? Me...I Did it! That Stuffed Bear has a Twinkle in Its Eye. I Just Remember Boobs. Getting a Brazilian From The Neighbors! You Said Steeler, But It's Okay. So you hate fun. Toon Town is a rough neighborhood. Short-Time Listener, Long-Time Caller. Bad Smell RSS. Shouting At The Screen With Tom. Doin' Shrooms With Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2154: Full Twerkle
Published: Tue, 03 Aug 2021
Description: My name is Twitch and I'm here to say, your channel is blocked for DMCA! Even Taco Bell is Suffering From The Chip Shortage! I DON'T TRUST I M D BEEEEEEEEEEEE! I Would Thumb Up Your Video. Sex & The City... But Old. MY BOOB HURTS! Meningitis Of The TEAT!! Never Tried Breaking Out The Jennifer Tilly! Five Golden Girls Are a Parasite. Not sure whether to apologize to Florida or Ireland. How's The View From Under The Bus? Do you get your nipples pierced at Claire's, because I like really wanted to know. Chicken of the Vaccine! Tipsplaining. Always one day older. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2153: There's A Smell And It's Not Good
Published: Mon, 02 Aug 2021
Description: Do I Look Like I Turn Down Free Food? IT'S THICK! Grampa Lonely Pants only takes checks. It's Not Food, It's Denny's. Bad Diaphragm - Now Your Sprinkler is Pregnant. White Fungus was my High School Wrestling name. The one where Twitch craps out. Tripped, Flipped, and Popped. It's lump, it's lump, it's lump, it's birds nest soup. Drink from the Pink Tube. My Best Friend Phoebe. Use your lips there, fella. The HORNY Melon! Back To Parallel Uneven Bars. All That, and a Headphone Jack! Making things with bill and major spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2152: Grapefruit Pencil Shavings and pesticide
Published: Thu, 29 Jul 2021
Description: No one like Malort or Truck Nuts. Reading Feedback from the Feedback with Gidget. Accolades Up The Wahoo! Bobby in The Wendi Zone. That Is SO Not My House! Great big test tubes. I'M DELETING THIS RIGHT NOW. Identity Thefted? You need to be a wizard to finish this quiz. Just Because You Have the Nuts Doesn't Mean You Need to Put Them on Your Truck. You bastard! You served Kenny! using my big boy brain. Don't get your Pussy Galore mixed up. How Many BeeBops to Harry Potter DingDongs? It's our time of the month and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2151: Her Name Contains Earl
Published: Wed, 28 Jul 2021
Description: Be the Marble not the Hippo. I Don't Like Ice Cream Cheeeeeeeeese. Duty-Free Ibbott. Is Pepsi Mango OK? A Fish Named Illidan. Lawn Darts: Not a Board Game. You Don't Have to Be Smoking Crack To Be Wrong. Hot Lasagna In Tupperware For Everyone! Don't Put Me in the Cooties. Buy it in 4K. It's the Only Way to Be Sure. Nintendo Switcheroo. Stop stealing my pebbles, you DICKS! Self-Absorbed Beaver. I Only Watch it for the Prosthetics. The Lord of Onions. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2150: Vaguely Lincolnish!
Published: Tue, 27 Jul 2021
Description: Jewy Duty. Mad Johnson, Fury Keyboard. 2-Hours of Animatronic Yokels. I Don't Worship KISS, but You Might. Chode butter for a beer is a fair trade. There's A Lot Of Attached Tissue There! Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Drone... Corrosive Pooch Pee. That Little Gnome Girl Who Won The Olympics! We Need Youse at the Court House. Zwimming Is Polish For Swimming. Fifty Years of Getting Peed On. Don't Touch That Jolly Bobbit! Roger Rabbit Frantic Car Zoomin' Around Ride. Three Ham-N-Eggers with Justin and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2149: Opulent Lando
Published: Mon, 26 Jul 2021
Description: We Invented the Worst Cheese. Vamp, Tramp, or Scamp? Flossing the Back Nine. Scott was gonna binge watch Loki, but then he got comics. (Like Afroman 'then I got high'). Genital Vibration Defense. Orange Kang is so Refreshing! The One That Wasn't The Other Two. Call It M*A*S*H-AFTER! Ignoring the Purge Deadline is just murder. STED - Smoke Twitch E'ry Day. Would You Like Fries, and an Olympic T-shirt, with That? What is Dexter up to now? You know he's got talent. I'm sure we can get Peter Scolari. Making Things with Bill. An Inconvenient Mouse Hole, with Stephen Schleicher and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2148: Cookie Sticks
Published: Thu, 22 Jul 2021
Description: I Like That Peanutty Smell Comin' Outta Yer Mouthhole! Well, Spackle My Nuts and Call Me a Candy Bar! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... Nougat. Once Again, My Analogies Are BAD! Nougat Or Not Challenge. If you need to feel good, toot my wife's horn! That's What the Pee Bomb is For. Einstein's Theory of Relative Humidity. The Less You Know, The More You THINK You Know, You Know with Bobby Frankenburger. Shamalama Ding Dong Twists. Not the Actual Three Musketeers. It Only Bends In The Heat. My hard hunk has nuts. Play Owl City For Old People. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2146: 404 blood sugar not found
Published: Tue, 20 Jul 2021
Description: UNLOCK YOUR CAPS! It was straight when I put it in! The Red Headed FerretFace Guy. Having An Irish Moment. Let's Get This Penis In The Air. Mmmmmm, Promotional sausages. The Gator hole is brutal. Why are Sheep not Goats. Lamda, Lamda, Lamda, Can I Infect Ya, Infect Ya, Infect Ya? A Little Fart Volcano. Nothing Wrong With Missouri. Tom Jones, is the unusual guy? The Good Part of Texas. Being near death is frustrating. Claire Danes seems like a lot. Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2145: The Venus de Nipple
Published: Mon, 19 Jul 2021
Description: Brown Monkey Chicken. Under your clothes, everyone's NUUUUUUUUDEEEEEE. I asked for more fish and they gave me Phil Fish. Oooh body parts! A Viewing of President Taft. Me, you, and Hasselhoff too. Abe Vigoda Haunts us Daily. Wampas are Basically Pokemon. Jeff Garland is dreamy. Short, Stocky Men in Tight Trunks. You can pee where you want to in North Carolina! Barney and Grimace - together at last. What does the Fox know? there are no good names for what you wear while swimming. Making things with Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2144: let’s do X together
Published: Thu, 15 Jul 2021
Description: I think a bird just fell off my shirt! 7 Ingredient Dipshit Supremes. 10 regular size Hamsters or a Hamster sized dog? Monkey Butts and Sugar Science with Bobby. They Were All Along The Watchtower! A public toilet, but for faces! Poorly translated pet water. Bezos Knows a Penis. Selfie Stick... or Lightning Rod? You Just Can't Willy-Nilly This Stuff! Gotta go walk the Hamster. What am I to you? A sot? The X-Ray Doodle. Ooops i crapped my pants. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2143: You Can't Handle the Fruit!
Published: Wed, 14 Jul 2021
Description: Three's Carpentry. Do dogs have fish sandwich because id really like to HONK, aaaaaaaaaahhh! I'm sending you a present so shut the F up. The Pot calling the Kettle Misspelled. Moist Joists. The House of Trembling Madness. Newly Indoctrinated Vaper. 52 Miles or 7 Hours. Stroker Ace was my solo career Porn name. Smarmy Chicken Lord. We asked for more Gwalkmaur but they wouldn't give us anymore Gwalkmaur. How Many Mmmms Does it Take to Get to The Sausage? We have a Fiduciary responsibility to make you lose. Ball Gags and a Box Full of Weapons. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2142: Pig Wrecked em
Published: Tue, 13 Jul 2021
Description: It's okay to send your parents sex videos. Just don't make it weird. These Things Do Not Afraid Me! No Anus Beetles, thank you. The wiener just came out and I can't put it back. Good luck on the weird sex, I'm British. I Don't Like EarWiiiiiiiiigs. 7 Ex's And A Blake Lively! How Buzzfeed Are You? You're Going To Sploosh On Top Of The Spaghetti! I Should, but then I Don't. Stop Trying to Make Fert Happen. I don't care what that Grizzly Bear is wearing. I'm not sharing its elevator. Welcome to the Orgy. Where Should I Stick the Candelabra? The Heaton is On with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2141: Relax and Think of Unicorns
Published: Thu, 08 Jul 2021
Description: Petrificus Fungbungulus! QAnon Shaman Mini-fig. It's not that kinda Jerky. To Be Clear, Little People Are Humans. Gonna Pull Back On The T! Mystery Brother Subject. Having a Bit of a Tinky with Gidget. Don't Use 2D Tuna With a 3D Cat. Comedy Week Revenge Guild. Willows little people brownies. Was It Too Early For A Fish Sandwich? Sucks being old, but I'm always horny. Stop Trying To Make Borders Happen! Walking the Beans with Tom...and I Guess Nicole Is Here With Reccomentals, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2139: Darth Vaper
Published: Tue, 06 Jul 2021
Description: We All Have a Shelf Life. It's The BETTER Dakota! Want to try my Movie Theater Pickle? Vape CBD Ev'ry Day! Come On Down To Randy Rental. Getting Some Weed & Shasta From The Kroger! Worried about limited heart beats. Plays Resident Evil and screams. Random person yells into the void, more at 11. What's The Dill About Movie Theater Pickles? Ireland Where they Sing Ditties And Eat Clovers. Walk Towards the Wood Chipper! Stuff that down your green pipe! Occupying Different Spaces Together. Much Pain In Butt! Press F9 For Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2138: Blaveheart
Published: Mon, 05 Jul 2021
Description: What Will It Take To Get You Into That Big Mac Value Meal today?? Freedom Rock, Turn it Up While Taking a Freedom Bath! A 2-Way Mirror is Just a 1-Way Window. Red, white and Chew. Dead Counts as Damaged. The Hoitey & The Toitey! Aliens are Taking Your Taxes! Follow Me On Twink Tok! Describe the T-Shirt Situation. Love the band. Not sure about the hitler mustache. The Colman-Domingo: Best All Around Spanish Cooking Stove! Prepare to See Some Ween That'll Make you Feel Better About Yourself. My heart tells me hot dog. Stuffing your face with cream filled tubes. Hellpoint Wildersmith, He was great on That 70s Show! The Comic Books and The What Not and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2137: CSI Stardew Valley
Published: Wed, 30 Jun 2021
Description: No Show Yesterday. No Show Tomorrow. Doctor Jellyfingers Checking the Oil. Liquid Nitrogen-Chilled Don Cheetos. Meringue All the Things! Show me Your Gross Sausage Meat. Masticating Quietly on Air. They've Got Ringos On Their Thingos! Hand Me Those Children. Waiting There In His Underoos. Throuples Do It As Soon As They Leave. If Your Penis Looks Like an Artichoke, Please See a Doctor. All the Bad Kids Died. Cloud Fading with Tom. Maybemental with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2136: Don't Tickle Your Rat
Published: Mon, 28 Jun 2021
Description: These Fecal Flakes Taste Like Crap. The Gun Added 8 Pounds. What's David Letterman's beard doing these days? You know it's got talent. Let's talk about my butt! I Could Really Go For A Cucumber. Cheap Medal Bastards. A Pelt Away from a Q-Anon Shaman. The Seth Rogan Experience! Flat Earth Confirmed! Butt Butter... Now in Tubes! Meat Based Best Friends. He also believes in Aliens. Der Terk Er Gerns. Dust Collecting with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2135: Preparation Level H
Published: Thu, 24 Jun 2021
Description: Frank Zappa Was The Mother of Invention. It Rubs the Lotion on the Nips or else it gets the chafffff. Shit N Slide. Can I talk to you about your extended Anus warranty? Blowing Monkeys for Science. Wild Cocked Tuna. Every Time a Penguin Gets a Shoe a Kitten Gets an Anus. Thinly Spread Layer Upon The Choad. Quick Review: Meh. Monkeys Exposing Themselves With Bobby. Jim Henson's Viking Babies: BORKA! BORKA! A Brownish, Refreshing Cola-Looking Drink. I'd Curb-Side The SHIT Out Of That Place! Frogpants OnlyFans. The Roaring 2020's with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2134: Necrolickaphobia
Published: Wed, 23 Jun 2021
Description: Satan's Little Helper. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a dead body? Ah1 Ah2 Ah3 crunch 3. California's Erupting Mud Basket. It's An -Oochie Like Name! Do Astronauts Have Jobs, Because I Really, Like, Want To Know! Dancing Naked While Wearing The Skin Of Grandpa Nissan. Modok runs Penguin Town. It's ALWAYS Leg Day! Can I Say Jackass?? Pissy Android People. Rigorous Basketball with the kids. Who's gonna fight the foo.?These guys that's who. Barry was the Gibb with the squeezed testicles. Tom's Tech Time! The Great Dornholio with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2133: Taint Paint?
Published: Tue, 22 Jun 2021
Description: The Sprinkler Man Waits for NO ONE! What's your Waifu password. A Donkey on the Lamb. The Birth of Venus or David's Penis. STOP THE MONKEYS! He Can't Schwing Very Hard Any More! Prime Day has just gotten too commercial. I Like a Good Hillbilly in the City Story. Where do I put my possum? A Crumbling Facade of a Joke. Grease is the problem I have with Nut Butter. Go Kiss An Onion Ring. Can't wait for Integration Test Season 2. Live, From New York, It's Tuesday Morning with Justin and More on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2132: A Party Every Few Inches
Published: Mon, 21 Jun 2021
Description: A Priest, a Mountain Biker, and 14 Ibbotts Walk Into a Bar. Why was your Battle Cry Shit on Me? Don't Toss Grandma off a bridge. Words you never want to hear your Mother say. What is Bukkake? The NUT Part Is Emphasized! You Need a Permit to Spread Grandma. Quarter Cocked Caravan Of Cars. IT'S A TARP!!!!! Park Icon not to Scale. No Scratch, Just Half a Bush. In Soviet Russia, Tella Nuts You! The 80s Creeped up my butt and stayed there! I only watch the games for the nostril hair. Attracting No Drama Magnets. Making Things With Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2131: Pork Taint Burrito
Published: Wed, 16 Jun 2021
Description: Shaved-Ass Looking Little Bits Of Coconut. No Show Tomorrow. Is That Where All My Shirts Went??!? It's No Hamilton, But It's A Lincoln And Two Washingtons. ClareGeek? I Don't Like TV Theeeeeeeeeeeemes. One More Thing Batman Won't Do! Drama Is The Magnet You Put On The Fridge! It's The Casual Troll. Mighty fat guy. Jerky in the dark. SON OF A GOAT! Brian goes schoo. Tom Has Been Freed! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2130: Hidden Pillow Ranch
Published: Tue, 15 Jun 2021
Description: Batman Would Totally Eat The Mona Lisa. Tears For Elderly Fears? That Guy With Speakers Lied. It's definitely not Mego... Actually, it's Mego. Hail Caesar the Fourth. It was a Salad piñata. Phloo the gum across the car. He Needs a Publix Defender! Are Parking Lot speakers Better Than Parking Lot Tacos? I like Wario, he's a dick. Batman In The Red Hood. Do you have the complete history of this mannequin? Are Dave Matthews and his band still a thing? For Justin was an Oily Man and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2129: Prague Rockers
Published: Mon, 14 Jun 2021
Description: Boy Scouts are just another Gang. Moist Engorged Phlegm. Cougars and Bears Hang Out in Different Bars. That Banana is My cousin. Black Bear car detailing, sucks. handlebar up the hoo ha. Detective Hairy Twink. We didn't start the fire...or Kill Ned Beatty. I Appreciated Lizard Penis! HIPPO Violations. Tee Shirt shops, Tourist Traps and Duh Bears. Watermelon Flavored Thighmaster. Can I still use the Chode Butter? Keep An Eye Out For Bonery Guys. You're not Magnetic, you're gross. Making things with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2128: Uncle Tinkles
Published: Thu, 10 Jun 2021
Description: This Is Not My AirBNB House! Frosty-Haired Chode. Having A Rule And Enforcing It Are Two Very Different Things! Rick Roll gives me gas. You'll never get me Loki Charms! Find the weird. Cut it. Use It. I don't like Uncle Peeeeeeeee. Question for the Weed People. Put Your Wiener In It! NFTing NFT. I am a lady liking lady. Scott Rick-splains YouTube. Bumping heads with Skeezy Crypto Bros. A Cool Dude with a Whole Lotta Hair talking science and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2127: Baron Zima
Published: Wed, 09 Jun 2021
Description: They're Born dicks, They Stay Dicks, They're Dicks FOREVER! Bee Keeper Suit? SEND PICS!! Potato Tornado Was My Finishing Move. You Gots a Horny Boyfriend. Mmmm ziplock pizza. That's The Moment They Sniff A Daffodil. Natalie Portman's Age is a Fuzzy Thing. From Hell with Fred Astaire. Please Rain, I'm Busy Watching Netflix. Zoom and Gloom! Last place it goes is your butthole. One Your Left Dude Got a Dog. Regular Ass Fries. Eating a Slinky is Attractive to Me. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2126:Pho'arts
Published: Tue, 08 Jun 2021
Description: One Man's Trash is Another Boy's Porn Collection. I had the Pho and the Pho won. Good old Kentucky Tennessee. The Ike Truman Show! Crypto-Bros 24/7! Throbbing purple ring. Best Burrito By Bike. Like A Horse On A Ferris Wheel. Banging it out with your big jerky stick. Fighting the Black Pudding in Dungeons & Dragons! Don't Turn Your Upsie into an Oopsie! That Nugget is Sus. Cartoon versions of Rick and Morty. Burrito Slippage. Teased-Out TV News Hair with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2125: Mitt's Junk is...inevitable
Published: Mon, 07 Jun 2021
Description: At some point, everyone in Utah will touch Mitt's Junk. I Don't Like Infected Coffeeeeeeeeeee. Don't eat Fish flavored Ice. Pubic of the Leftists. Fecal Matter? You're soaking in it! Death Star Whiskey. A Bad Moon Rising Colonoscopy. I loved it even though I almost puked. I Don't Hate Old People, I Just Want Them to Eat Me. Pee Where You Sit! Tool du Jour. Get Your Bum Checked. 3D Puberty Props with Bill. Enunciating Words with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2124: HTC Weed
Published: Thu, 03 Jun 2021
Description: A Group Of Macocks Are Called A Podcast. Beer, Free Donut, and Free Ride! VapoRub, Now with WEED! Recycling is realy hosed. Bluetooth Speakery Unit. Do TikTokers have brains, because I seriously wanted to know! Drop That Blood, You Damned, Dirty Primates! Heavy And Rubbery. The Morning Hate-Listening Stream. You Have To Do It In Those Two Or Three Days, Or You Are In Trouble! Regular Old Pill Market. Cars are Not Vacuums. Legal Window Openings! The Old Flu Way. Staying alive with Gibby Frankenburger. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2123: Basement Baby Glob Unit
Published: Wed, 02 Jun 2021
Description: No Matter What You Do, I Only Wanna Picachu. I don't like barf on meeeeeeeeee. Popcorn: Styrofoam with rocks in it. Are Poptarts A Sandwich? 1 rule is you can only go 1. Don't let baby stick you in a corner. The Chatroom We Deserve. 3 snack food groups. Fritos, Cheetos and Doritos. Ice Cream isn't a snack, its a meal. Keep Your Turd Blossom Away From Me. Masters of the Bait-Free News. Walgreens in a Dude in a Walgrenns? Would You Get In Line For A Smelly Flower? Put My Face In The Lawn. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2122: Pumping Bee Juice!
Published: Tue, 01 Jun 2021
Description: We Haven't Had A Solid Bee Sting In Years. It's Not Called Oooloo! We Asked For More Fish Cheeks But They Didn't Have Any More Fish Cheeks. Leave the grapenuts, take the cannoli. Don't bother me when I'm dead. I Don't Like Bull Testeeeeeeeeeeees!!! ARE YOU IN?? My foam is now fully erect. Lisa, can I borrow your phone? She's A Small Part Of The Game With Two HUGE Parts! Nuthin' but the Nut. Take That, Chicken Effers! Heart of Hearts and Guts of Guts. A Very Less Quiet Place 2. Opening a brothel with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2121: Don't Woo In My Car!
Published: Thu, 27 May 2021
Description: Do You Even Lyft In Vegas, Bro?? STEVE AND BRIAN ARE ON DRUGS! Gidgit's time of the month. That is so ReeeeeeeDICULOUS. Don't Take The Piss, Brian! Two Weeks In Vegas Makes a Cover-Driver Humble... If I Hear a Woot, You Get The Boot! Colonel-tested, Colonel-approved. Ain't No Rides for the Wooish. Putting Love-Hearts On This Bastard! Schwan's Guy at the door. Tarps and Barf Bags. Will Smith's Eurovision. I was only a little stoned and drunk. The Only Thing Scott Knows About Iceland: BJORK. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2120: Donna the Dead
Published: Wed, 26 May 2021
Description: Shpritz of the Flonase. Kick Randy in the Testicle. Boy Am I Glad I'm Not Allergic to Vibrations. David Cop a Feel. I Don't Like Allergieeeeeees. Sir, This is a Wendy's Hotel and Casino. Jalapeno Jiccups. Three Johnsons And You're Out! The Tolkien Broccoli Estate. Just Jam those Pores with Aluminum. Texting Elizabeth Montgomery. It's Half Pre-Apocalyptic! Mt Baldy, just south of Toupee Hill. I like a good Honk. Reccamentals! Upgrading servers to PHP 7.4 with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2119: Two Oregon Fish Sandwich
Published: Tue, 25 May 2021
Description: Exit Hole Soup. Don't Vape Me, Bro! Gibraltar Is Giving 110%!! Poo Hand Luke! I'm gonna buy an effin tazer. Like Fun Dip? No? No, not like Fun Dip? Weird Cheese People. I'll Kill Your Family Unless You Lick This Battery! Nobody Likes Woods McKenzie! Snakes on a Porch. May the 25th be with you. A Utah $6 Is A California $30. The Shaggy Podcaster. Don't Lose to the FREAKIN Grizzlies! Don't Let Your Niche Internet Fame Turn You into a Dick. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2118: Mitzuber
Published: Mon, 24 May 2021
Description: The Weens of His Combatants. Medical Grade Germans Jaaaaaaaaa. Shoving Raffled Off Infants into My Face. Vanilla Extract Anal Beaver. Get me LEGO! LEGO of Spider-Man! Your Tenku is showing. I Don't Like Tasting Peeeeeeeee! I Should Probably Get Stitches... but Super Glue is Right Here... Eggs come out of Cletus. Prove that Mask is Not Your Face, You Can't! Like Shang Chi, but Noodles Instead of Chi. Little Keepsake of a Dumb Animal. The Nervous Squirt Of A Squid! Perusing Colorful Macs from Afar. Avoiding Injuries with Bill. Major MODOK and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2117: Buying Fake Pee? Urine Trouble!
Published: Wed, 19 May 2021
Description: Never Double Dip your Swabs. I don't like Synthetic Peeeeeeeee! No Show Tomorrow. Screw you, I'm going with Zod. The Preposterous Poopiepants McGee. Do dogs own birds? Because I like really want to know. We don't sell Pokemon cards. Too much violence. Siegfried and Deep Roy. Old Fashion Hot and Juicy Religion. I Don't Practice Urea! Bruce Illissess. Blood Robots and Monkeys. Kermit the Johnson. Tech Time with Tom, No Tech Issues with Nicole and More on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2116: Human Spin Art
Published: Tue, 18 May 2021
Description: Constantine Troutbunker. Paying The Porcelain Price. Oculus Googlus. The Stinky Kimchi Mistake. Leaving Rehab > Divorce > Olivia Munn In 24 Hours. No Bum Flu For You Sir! There is no Day Two. Kuhn & Poots. It's A Broken Nose Party. He'll Have The Creamy Scramble! No Show The Day After Tomorrow. Kimchee Is NOT Supposed To Be Black! The Red-Headed Stepchild of Vaccines. Justin Robert Young, Ambassador of Cool Town, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2115: Hell No 90120
Published: Mon, 17 May 2021
Description: Two Shits Passing in the Night. Johnson Neighborhood Rescue Service: Free Roll of Duct Tape with every visit. Baby Johnson Johnson. Cutting pipe is not a euphemism. You had to park it on the grass? Sorry about your leg casserole. Ned Beatty Looks Great for 1000. All that M*A*S*H training finally paying off. You are right where I would be if I were in your shoes. Don't Cut Your Own Pipe! I'm the Best at What I Do, and What I Do is Convert 8mm Film. The Night The Lights Went Out In Dayton! Will you water the poison supply? Letting Your Hate be Your Guide with BIll and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2114: Pizzamon Go
Published: Thu, 13 May 2021
Description: No Cinnamon, Send It Back! Penile Art = Penal Action. People Don't Even Know That They're Doin' It While They're Doin' It! She looks like a raisin, I love a nice Raisin. End With A Twist! Yahoo Serious Hair. The People's Republic Court. Nilla Nanna Nutters. Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink. Even the Flat Earth is Mostly Water. We're all Johnsons here. I'm Not A Shunner, Jerry! Tuti Fruity Prostituti. Cheating with dates. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2113: On the yoink
Published: Wed, 12 May 2021
Description: Pimps Wear Funny Hats!! Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson. Loki runs Villain Town! Literally His Head Is Red. The Best Little Whorehouse In Vegas? KITTYGIBUTUWHAT! Alexander Dumbass. And The Dude What Played Jesus!! Big Shout Out to Nobody. He Wrote Less Miserables! Gerard Dubbatwo. DFC: Down For Crap. It tastes like youth. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2112: Rotten Meat Curious
Published: Tue, 11 May 2021
Description: Hooked On Stefaniks Worked For Me! I Spent Every Summer at Mellon Camp. Physically Correct Boy doll. The Baby Shit Memo. Give me my gun and my goat and I'll be fine. Flunteer Airlines. Kimchi is not Meat! Rotten meat or prison pee? Choose wisely. Marty! We Have to go Back! Back to the Dojo! Earth is round? Prove it you can't! PTA Hitman. Just Say He Has a Penis. What's the deeeeaaal with Ice Cream Machines? Sidekicks and Roundhouses with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2111: Saduchi Sapachi
Published: Mon, 10 May 2021
Description: We ate your weiner, and it was fine. Excess Dryness Between the Buns. Hairy Woody. I DON'T LIKE TASTY FREEEEEEEEZE. Welcome To The Price Is Wrong Bitch. Devil Plate. Inspector Gadget Cutlery. Ribbler for Her Pleasure. CSI: Freddie's. Racing Rhinos on Scooters. A disappointing hot dog meal experience. Scientific Proof of 80s Bullies. Going Pepsi Clear. Mustard Flavored Mayo. Making Things with Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2110: Run Bummer
Published: Thu, 06 May 2021
Description: Sabrina the Teenage Felony. 5 Pirate Movies, 6 Wives, 8 Recorder Holes. Billionaire's are people too dammit! Weird Birth Smirk. Maybe we don't have to talk to people. Don't Count The Mouth Hole. Divorced, Behead, Died was my Talking Heads coverband. I don't like Frat Boy Partieeeeeees. Bobsplaining Science with the Frankenberger. Robert Plant has the BIGGEST HEAD. Real Cats Can't Talk. Johnny Depptide Cake. How many wives got the axe? Discussing the 27-Year Itch With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2109: Glape Suzette
Published: Wed, 05 May 2021
Description: Good at Drawing Butt Kazoos. The Winder Next Door. Tango, Turner, Cash and Hooch. I Don't Wanna Hang Out With Marc!! The Shape Of Our Girl In The Watery Stars. How Did You Know To Make Him Naked? Julis Caesar Chavez Dressing. Everyone Call Tina! What's the Legal Limit of MODOKs? Boring Octopus Teacher. Confused? Have a Pamphlet! National Give a School Nurse a Hoagie Day. Full-Frontal Tech News With Tom. Fudge Fudge Fudge Alright Alright Alright with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/35918CBF-6F27-4C24-98F4-22B7F9B54CED/media.mp3
TMS 2108: Running for Goober Natorials
Published: Tue, 04 May 2021
Description: He's The Guy With The ONE Monocle! Baaaabyyyyyy duck doo doo doo doo. Mrr Thrr Frrth Brr Wrrth Yurrr. March The Tenth Be With You!! He's Got A Leachy Crotch!! Never trust a beaver. THE DUCK WAS A BABY! Sean Bean Even Dies When Narrating. Beaver Chewn Tube. I'm a felon. Date Me! Jamiroquai Grammer?!? Mouth full of chicken pudding. Corey Feldman is my go-to leach puller offer. Celebrity Politics, Politics, Politics with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2107: WHO IS DICK PRICE!
Published: Mon, 03 May 2021
Description: It's Called Noodles & Company, Not Side Salad & Company. Where's Harvey Milk?! Mostly White Balls. Mostly. Reset the Fury Road Clock. There Were Four Nipples! Billy Archer Eats a Tree. Checking the Nudity Spreadsheet. Protected only by her ample bosom. Cauliflower Nokia. The Bear Wrestling Movie. Forrest Bueller. You ruined the moment Dad! Snyder's Pretzel Cut. Piles of Shame with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2106: Trinidad & Winnebago
Published: Thu, 29 Apr 2021
Description: PIXAR's Untouchables. I Can Choose Between AC AND DC? Crikey! How do Leap Years Work? Come out to Salt Lake City, Have a few laughs. Mother Brothel and her Disney Princesses. Laden with Ladies. All out of Plexes. Dreams of Anon McCain. If Your Gidgit Lasts 4 Hours of Longer, Get Stuffed! Firestarter 2: Cinderella. Murdering A Six-Pack Of Wicked Slice. Yakitori Amos. Too Many John McCains. Rats are the future. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2105: Captain Mortality
Published: Wed, 28 Apr 2021
Description: Cooking With Clare. Wankercising. I Don't Want the Lazer-Squirts. UNDOCK YER SWETCH! Accu-Weather Johnson. Spirit Airlines runs Garbage Town. String-related hobbies. Moderna 2: The Modernaing. Shape of Water 2: the Shapening. I Don't Want to Be a Human Barometer. Did You Purchase Wiffle-Bat Insurance? They EFF you at the Spirit Airlines! (Spoken as Joe Pesci). I ain't sittin next to the Sweaty Pad Thai Guy. Seeing Through Tech Time with Tom. Reccamentals without Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/A7F99DFF-12E9-4B45-87CB-FF9DE9438984/media.mp3
TMS 2104: Jeff's Kiss!
Published: Tue, 27 Apr 2021
Description: How many days since a Fury Road mention? 0, Always 0. Sheena Hulkstein. Tiger Based Magicians. Does Kung Fu Count as a Superpower? Who has the Most Wheaties Box Experience? Card Flickers and Gum Slappers. Don Cheeto and his weird English accent. Pull Down Sock Faces. It's Garbage. You Should See It. Fu Man Chu Part Two. Wedding Snatchers. I smell like a woman WHOO. Nerds of the Greatest Caliber. Coming to a ConCENSUS with JrY and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2103: Don't forget to hate and ignore
Published: Mon, 26 Apr 2021
Description: Dunaway's Squishy Balls. I don't like the letter zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I'm Old, I'm Dumb, Get Used To It. 24 ACROSS: BITCH MOTHER. Take Your Wife... or Somebody You Like. Editing Killed the Video Star. Stay Dehydrated, A-Hole. Hey it's Mr Die hard! Bill, Why Aren't You Stephen? Ron Chihuahua was my wrestling name in college. Scripted Butt Moment. Ascend to S-League, Turd Monkey! I need some protein. We can't fix it in post, there is no post. Making things with Stephen. Major Spoilers with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/BE94AA8B-8F02-4E98-A4A8-5BA35DFE6718/media.mp3
TMS 2102: Katherine Heprin
Published: Thu, 22 Apr 2021
Description: Jesus Fried Chicken. There's no crying in video games! Whore Horror. Turns Out a Lot of Things Rhyme with House. We're All Grumpy! I call my underwear Live Action Shorts. NeoprEEN with a nice SHEEEEEN. JFC in the BMW. Pain! Tree! Butter! Full Frontal Frances. Dealing with Ding Dongs. Tall Glass of Marge. Your fish tank has too much Pee in the Ph. Short For Pronto? Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/8FA9C105-D9B2-4DEC-8B52-2F7C42920881/media.mp3
TMS 2101: Le Steak D'Shack
Published: Wed, 21 Apr 2021
Description: Red on head light. Puhfeeling Puhfine after Puhfizer. Pig Anuses You Love, From People You Trust. Feel Like a Man Now? You can't return your food and eat it too. Weird, Boogery Part of the Egg. Karma is gonna slap that cap off. How About Lego Popeye? Maybe Lego Popeye? Lego Popeye? LEGO IS WITHOUT HONOR! Noodle Doinks and Hand-Rolled Joints. There is no I in WeWork. Sanding Wood is my TikTok Dance move. It is a Blanket Ladder, for Quilts. Making Two Cents with Tom. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Thx to BlueChew today! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2100: Glorious Geography Of Teeth
Published: Mon, 19 Apr 2021
Description: Nose To Butt Lane. Burger Goes In, Burger Goes Out. Entry Level Beef Burrito. All the Elk Ladies, All the Elk Ladies. Sex, Lights, and Monkey Bars. And I Am Theodore Wolverine Logan. Wrestling Fat Kids On Tramps! Del Tatos. A situational situation. Taylor Monkey-Joy. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hangover. Guess the Canadian! Breaking Poptart News! Efficiency Like Ze Germans. Beef Marines. Making Things with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2099: Sack Snyder
Published: Thu, 15 Apr 2021
Description: Q-Ant-non. Booby Franks & Boogers Talks About Wooden Satellites. Chrysler the Redeemer, Transform and Roll OUT! My Echo was misbehaving, so I punched her. Podcasting is just microphone collecting for people who like to talk. Beans! Beans! Millions Of Beans!! Jesus Saves With Coupons, You Can Too! Wesupplywood. Hairy Chasm of Pete Townsend's Armpit. Leave the Chat and Ascend to a Higher Plane. Punch your echo. Utah Inflection. Roy Orbison Becomes Catwoman. Tumor of Passive Aggressiveness with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/8B0508BF-5109-4431-A93F-E786F32F55AE/media.mp3
TMS 2098: Down The Q-Hole
Published: Wed, 14 Apr 2021
Description: Reboot, Remake, Revive, Repeat. Its called Prooping. Rules are for Old People. Star Trek: Upper Decker. Non-Fungible Wooden Ball. You Cant Do That On Recommentals with Nicole! Rough Hands Kim. I Don't Like The Things You See In A SciFi Moviiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee! You're Not Keeping Up With The 'Saved By The Bell' News?? You've Got The Phillip K Dick In Ya! Loving the Keenan. Forgetting the Kel. I LOVE THE SPICE NUTS! My mangoes taste like hairspray. VR Office Report with Tom. Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/604D09CC-6527-471C-B536-E6B441994D14/media.mp3
TMS 2097: That Indian Restaurant is a Naan starter
Published: Tue, 13 Apr 2021
Description: Coffee Porn Music. How Will I Ever Learn How Babby Is Formed? A Glory Hole Silo. I like to cup testeeeeees. Pretty ballsy grabbing the tiger like that. Always Castrate your Children's Toys. Why do the holes match up with the eyes. Corn Nut Pioneers. Frogpants Doodle-a-day. What's Third Eagle up to these days. You know he's got talent. Dude, where's my ambulance? Buckets of Apocalyptic food. Milking this Phoenix for all it's worth. How is Jamie's Sausage Made and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/BDF9B3C6-4066-4DA4-AB26-5C475DD2A27C/media.mp3
TMS 2096: Joaquin Phreezer
Published: Mon, 12 Apr 2021
Description: Are These Tacos Racist? Sorry we took your land. Here, have a taco. Chicken Legs & Ostrich Nuts. No Way Your Name is Kevin. Eff You, I Shan't Say Flamingo. Grumpy Old Tumors. It scared you because it vibrated. The Symptoms. I don't like Speakeeeezee Beeeez. This show is full of idioms, but not spelled the same. How do you play Strip Go Fish? That's right he didn't have a unit. Freeloading Freefeeders. Making Deals With Bill. Hail Hydration with Stephen. Naan doesn't bend and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2095: Chipless Trucks
Published: Wed, 07 Apr 2021
Description: Borka Borka, Derka Derka, Flerka Flerka. Warning: Contains Le Beouf Weiner. Just The Tiny Tip Of Mando's 'Blaster'! Like A Sturgeon. We Beat The Boner Zone! Do you like sucking balls through a straw? Jeff, your son is skipping class. Mon Ez, a Favorite Kryptonian Condiment. Warm Bottle Of Pee > Chewed Up Funko Pop. Moist and Sticky. Don't Ruin the Dog Poo Stations. Inadvertently A Whore. Who's Fat? I'm Fat? Mild to Hitler's Butthole. Wipe Side to Side. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2094: Ever Eat a Pine Tree?
Published: Tue, 06 Apr 2021
Description: Scrodenger's Seventeen Year Old. I don't like Weird Goat Cheeeeeeese! RIP Mario, Lets-a Go. I'm Impressed With The Size Of This Guy's Chimney! Do Microphones Have Arms Because I Like Really Wanted to Know? Hardened Leprechaun Turds. I had to pee in a Starbucks cup while a trucker watched me. Coconut Milk: Better than Unregulated Sewer Water. Late Stage Wrapping Paper Lung. How Are You Going To Get Up The Floo If You Don't Open Your Damper?!? Do not get Howie Mandel Wet! Two Piles of Guns, the Perfect Outdoor Furniture. Creamed Corn Soupy Chowder. By the Book Investigation with JRY and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2093: The One Shatner Boinked
Published: Mon, 05 Apr 2021
Description: Get your second jab, then lick a toilet. Standard Ass Borg. Squeeze Out A Few Chits. I don't like NFTeeeeeeeees. Greg is off limits! Too many Shia Labeouf's. Virtual Bovine Lactation. Arbor Day Turkey! To Catch a Covid Variant. we named the cat Ripley. You Can OWN Utah Connection! Butt Cheeks 6 Inches Off the Ground with Bill. Filling Brian's Game Hole. Going Mile High with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2091: The Cha-Cha Posse
Published: Wed, 31 Mar 2021
Description: I don't like Kirkland Peeeeeeeee! Crowds Are Way Too Crowded For Me. One Steak, Nevermore. Social Network 2: Same Hoodie, Different Decade. Bed, Bath, Batman and Beyond. Is That Pee In That Kirkland Bottle? What Kind Of A Garbage-Monster Are You? Don't Let your Meat Snake Slide. Proud Proper Pedestrian Poop Picker Upper. Costco Raven... Vampire Hunter. Gwenny's Flaming V. Double the Tom pleasure, double the Tom fun. Recommentals With, and Without Nicole. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2090: Kill Kenny then Kill Arnie
Published: Tue, 30 Mar 2021
Description: The Cunning Air Lingus. Chicken Cop, Chicken Cop, Chicken Cop PIE! Free Market EBay Grape Nuts. OK Beamer. You Can Neither Take Porgs, Nor Leave Porgs! Blade Runner is Happening Outside the Window. Broken Widgety-Witch. Grapenuts: Nature's Aquarium Gravel. Fred Zeppelin in Cooper Black. This Candle Smells Like Aer Lingus. An Effort of Lettuce. Pitbull? Nope, I'm out. Luke Skywalker crappin' in a corner. F Jury! And more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2089: GUI Pants
Published: Mon, 29 Mar 2021
Description: Have you considered having sex on a different day of the year? I don't like NFTeeeeeeeeees! Lost all my F's to give after High School. Gallbladder and Penis. Nipple Flavoured Creamers. XLM DATA IS BIG, YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! IT'S NOT SMALL! NO! NO! NO! Falcon and the Fat Man. Jake and the Winter Soldier. 24 Hr Boner. Partially Refloated. The Phantom Mullet Exists Forever. Cap's Sidepiece. $30 for 30mins with Black Widdow. Drinking the Tron Water. Making Things with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2088: Smells Like a Big Dumb Dog
Published: Thu, 25 Mar 2021
Description: Dick Dock. Alien, not AlienSZZSZZs. All those stars are probably dead. The Italian Hair and the Whatnot. Goatsee Black Hole with Bobby. Actual Science Words with Bobby Frankenberger. I Like to Comfort EAT! A Diagram of Teeth, Crotch and Eyeball. Full Pewpit Status. At Least We're Safe for the Next 7 Minutes. Mom's Spaghetification on Your Sweater. Losing Wendi to Microwaves. it smells like Fritos in here and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2087: Thankless Water Heater
Published: Wed, 24 Mar 2021
Description: You'll have NO toilets, NO power, and NO Lt. Yar! I don't like yard Peeeeeeeeee. No Show Yesterday. Oh No I Flushed! KIM!!! Sediment toooobs. One Two Three Fourteen. Giant Preying Mantis-Type Unit. If it's brown, leave town. Mecha Eminem. I Like The Irish, With Their Potatoes And Their Blight! You'll Need a Worm Card Voucher. Vote For Pedro Across the Street. Don't sniff the pipe glue, kids. Godzilla vs Stan. Tom's Tech Time! Nicole Stops Being Polite And Starts Getting Real and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2086: Half Vaxxedn
Published: Mon, 22 Mar 2021
Description: COVID Shut Down Dicks. Is this the line for the vaccine or In-N-Out? My Sediments Exactly. Moderna Tastes Like Dolly Parton. Get a Proper Meat. Your Banana Split Construction Technique is WITHOUT HONOR! Who Punched What's-His-Name on 2020? No, the other Cheech. Three Stooges Pie. I'm Manually Turned On! Do You Want the Chicken Line or the Beef Line? Herdin' the Sheps. In Today's Game, You Both Get a BM. Bed Bath and Whatever. Making Things with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMSPM for 3-19-2021: Vaccinated, Lubricated, and Inebriated
Published: Fri, 19 Mar 2021
Description: All The Beans Are At The End Of The Shaft. First Shot Or Second Shot? Pfizer! Your first TMS PM is Free. How Do I Know It's Not Cat Pee? Stop Right Now, We Owe You Money! Give Us A Mouthful Of Your Orange Chicken. Wait, is the shot supposed to come with a shoulder rub? Kim left out in the car with the windows cracked. Use the Password Luke, it's Luke1234. Funky Cold Moderna. The Chat Doesn't Care about your HOA. May cause coughing. You can't shake a burrito! Grandpa Badpassword. Smelly druggist friend, Dan and more on this episode of TMSPM. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2085: Going Cold Turdy
Published: Thu, 18 Mar 2021
Description: The Mooney Shot. Department of Futury Business. Eat 9 soapy grapes and call me in the morning. Peter Piper Pleasured his Privates with Pickles. Was his Pickle a Dill-Do? Spitsburg is next to Swallowsberg. Zack Snyder has a 4:3 Brain. Step-Moms Popping Zits. More Fungability. Blockchain Laundering 101. Life Comes at You Fast, and if You Don't Move, You'll Get Hit by a Car. Wasn't Aviation Gin was that one really cool Jedi from Episode 2?! Move Up In the Shriveled Fruit Category. Faint Fruity Smell. Uploading sperm to the moon with Bobby! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2084: Beta Ray Bale
Published: Wed, 17 Mar 2021
Description: Stop Rubbing Your Balls. Lá Fhéile Pádraig Sona Daoibh. Opus The Penguin, He's A Duck, Right? Marmaduke was a red dog, right? It's All Peggy Flemberton's Fault. Second-Rate Garfield. Down in the Turd Water. SO MANY Places We Could Stick The Meh! Fart Lauderdale. Sucky Peppercorns. The Woke Mafia Was My Favorite 90s Rap Trio. You just threw away your coffee maker, dipshit. Batman, the comicbook animal. Loungey Crooning With Tom. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2083: There's an Enya over that letter
Published: Tue, 16 Mar 2021
Description: Beef Borgnine. Bitin' Pillows and Makin' Biscuits. All the Internet is Your Dirty Comic. Two Jabbers, One Podcast. Canoli-19 is Not Too Sweet. Make my water hard. Showering in a Big Booger. Vaccine of the Apes. This is my walking around helmet. Looks Like a Guy Who Might Pee on Some Seats. I Will Break You, and Your Rules. First come, first served... in the butt. Gotta Clean them Pipes SON! FEMA FOMO with JrY. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2082: Catloaf
Published: Mon, 15 Mar 2021
Description: Just About Got to See John's Wick. A Claw to the Sack. Bill only Has Small Nuts. The Daylight Savings Rebellion. There can be only one Beeeee Geeeeee. This watch gives me wood. That's not a Snausage! Let's Toss The Copper. Rushing to draw a line in the sand. How do you inhale with your butt? Get ready to get a fricking claw to the sack. I'll Own an Anvil Before I Own a House. Purple Hair.....Don't Care. FINDING STUFF In Barns With Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2081: 28 Centimeters Later
Published: Thu, 11 Mar 2021
Description: What Rhymes With Ibbott? Weiner Jokes Were THRUST Upon You!! I Don't Like Naked Panda Express Orgieeeeeeee! What's in a name with Booby Frankenbooger. Once your vaccinated, you can be a mother hugger. Shovel Orange Chicken, Promote Ahead of Peers. As Tall as Jeff Goldblum. Back Behind The Beads On Disney+. Why Is His Doodle Out? Orange Jumpsuit Chicken?? How Cool Would A Galaga Board Be?? Francis MacDormand Won A Golden Globe For Pooping In A Bucket! This vase really wants to defeat Flash Gordon. Taking a Moment to Pause...With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2080: Jess, Tess, & Bess
Published: Wed, 10 Mar 2021
Description: Lovingly Caressing a Turd with a Tongue. Guardia La Forge. Like A Fatter Roger Stone? Penetrated by Dog Tongue. what show were the Jetsons on? The Farnsworth Connection. You can never have too many Pips! Don't Talk About My Muppet Babies! So that's what Purell tastes like! Utah Murder Connection! Butter Bum In Paris. New Girl, who dis? It's The Finaaaaaaal Season. Cameras...EXPOSED with Tom! Torrenting Ferb with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2079: Conger Adulations
Published: Tue, 09 Mar 2021
Description: Clearly a warehouse of dildos. The chips in your arm are free. Guac is extra. A Tape for Measuring your Package. I Liked Visiting The Sacramento Beeeeeeeeeeeee! What Is Goofus & Gallant Up To Anyways, You Know They Have Talent! Nobody likes moist snacks. The Bird Was Self-Yeeting Into The Office. Do Turkeys Have Teeth Because I like Seriously Wanted To Know. Ding-Dong, RingCan Ween Calling! Pupets of the Leftists. From Afros to Mini-fridges: A TMS Journey. Always Go Lump. Rhymes with Chickless. I Still Love the Show A Lot. Finger the Loop of the Hero. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2078: Put the pipe between the buns
Published: Mon, 08 Mar 2021
Description: I Don't Like Decaf Teaaaaaaaaaa. Sticking a Little German In You! Are You Prepared To Receive My Swabbed Anus? Good for Preventing Death. Raise Your Hand If You Don't Like To Fart. Now that's a Walnut of a Different Color! Are You A Freak And A Patron? When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Hamburger Buns. Decafstration Tea. You Gotta Keep 'Em Caffeinated. Get Your Blood Ready, It's Going To Be Sucked. Thank You Roman Chowdhurry! Come Together Right Now and Get a Jab. Professional Hording with Bill. Watercooler Wandavision with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2077: Oogachaka Babytech
Published: Thu, 04 Mar 2021
Description: Give me the peen! I need the Vaccine. Blendersofa, when the walls fell. 'All Your Base' Is Nearly Eligible For Its COVID Vaccine. Me Played By Me. Even Third Eagle has a Place. People Like The Bumble! The chicken was a dancing baby! Meat Pies & Wine with Gidgit! We asked for PG boobies, they wouldn't give us PG boobies. The Bibby Glaive. A question so sweet, we all got Diabetus. It's Scottypoos turn to answer. I give the accents in Far and Away zero potatoes out of five. Give It To Me. Give Me That Hot Vaccine. Amazon vants your business, ya vohl. Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2076: Zurich is Still Wrong
Published: Wed, 03 Mar 2021
Description: That'll Teach Him To Bring A Knife To A Cock Fight! Canada, Still not in the EU. Who Has The Clog Shoes & The Windmills? Rosebelly Movie? Cloretz Monief Magunga. THERE'S NO SPIT! France is nothing but Paris and wastelands. Germany is weird. Cock-A-Doodle-DON'T! I Don't Trust D. Beeeeeeeee. What's Under Naked? Ex-Semi-Pro Farm League Baseball Player. Jammin' the unit up the nose. Fudge Tokens with Tom. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2075: Sippin on Gin and Raisins
Published: Mon, 01 Mar 2021
Description: Don't put all your eggs in one a-hole. Get Some Johnson and Johnson in your Johnson. Same Story, Irregardless Of Man Or Lady Parts! Assassin's Creed: Enema. Rectum? Darn Near Scrambled 'Em! Build a Bot to Lick your Butt. What Was The Egg That Broke The Camel's Anus?? How do you make Egg Salad? Warning! Lacquer thinner is not, I repeat NOT, a haircare product. I Still Don't Have Arthritis! Thanks Raisins! Do you like new country or racist country? Isn't there a chimp who is a detective called something Chimp? Terminae. There should only be one, highlander Film and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2074: Soup whiskey
Published: Thu, 25 Feb 2021
Description: Join for the Meat, stay for the Gravy. Mars Rover, Mars Rover, Let Dirt Come Over. How to Gently Scold a Lynx. Look At My Wand!! I don't like Logitech Geeeeeeee Hub. A pipe bomb for a boy is a little on the nose. Ya think? Grandma Butterbean Fell Out Today. She was a Nunko Pop. I Will Rip Off My Clothes, Please Put it in Me. Beautiful assistants never have a name. 3 Corpses & a Soundboard was my college porn website name. 1-Eyed Weirdos on Mars. A Three Inch Wide Rabbit Hole! Rueben Smells Like Beef and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2073: Froccoli and Fotatoes
Published: Wed, 24 Feb 2021
Description: Then you shall have no smell, no logic, and no Lt. Yar. A Fist Full of Craisins and a Face Full of Cologne. There's a Lot We Can Learn from Red Dwarf. What do you expect me to smell and taste in bed? Lego Hobbes & Shaw. SAY COLUMBIA HOUSE! Don't Give Whats his nugget an award. A Myriad of Smelly Gels. Did Your Tooth Just Fall Out?! Paging Tyler Durden, You MAY Have Covid! The Spit Goes in the Sack Butt. I don't like clubs with CDeeeeeeeeeees. He's NOTHING Like The Cleggs I Knew! Dark Murdery Kind. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2072: The Jim Reeves Life Alert
Published: Tue, 23 Feb 2021
Description: From The Top To Phlebotomist. Put Your Sweet Lips Closer To The Phone. Kale in your Butthole Levels of Credit. Right Through, Like Kale in Your Butthole. ERCOT is without honor. I don't like Jim Reeeeeeeeves. Rogue Goose in Denver. Tony the Tiger's a Cokehead, right? Oops, All Crackberries. Scott's got a nice plump one. How's Jamie Lynn Spears Doin... Never mind. I don't Care. Excuse Me, Do you have Jim Reeves in a Can? All the Little Kids Really Hate That Kix. Unfriending the Dead with Justin and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2071: Barry Excited
Published: Mon, 22 Feb 2021
Description: Who is Rorschach? That's The Question. Daft Punk and Tennille. Barry Gordon James Levit Fraggle Scott Bibby Show! Unsolved Mystery Solved! Receiving the Playstation Vaccine. All Roads Lead to Kaley Cuoco. Resin-Ass Evil. There are FOUR nut kicks! Crystallized Internet Entity. You know a Deuce when you see it. Kevin is Done With Your Routes. You Shall Have None in Littleton, None in West Denver, and No Lt. Yar! Don't Polish The Bishop, Knock Him Over! Counting pennies by the quarter with Bill. It Was Major Spoilers All Along. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2070: Dude Ways
Published: Thu, 18 Feb 2021
Description: Schmidt Happens! The Dog Exploded, or I need your EIN number. A Canadian, with the Yellow Pages, in the Nightstand. I'll take reversing the polarity of the warp core for 200, Geordi. Mystic River Or Pizza? There's Poop Potatoes! Cut the Feed! Tik Tok Teens Try Troubling Trend. 49.99$ Per Month! Deal's Off!! The dog exploded on my pile! He's a Delicious Honey Baked Ham. The 12 Phone Numbers of Prince Edward Island. Planetino and the Starlettes. The Offending Half Inch. Ghost Waffle Flavor. The Seven Minutes Of Terror With Bobby. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2069: Four Swedish Ladies & 12 Cats
Published: Wed, 17 Feb 2021
Description: There were many women on Scrubs. Close-Up of the Brithin' Space. Soory aboot Tim Horton's eh? We Don't Like Fleeeeeeeeets! Jonah Hill Is Big, YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! Release the Laser Head. Wickedly Handsome, Dirty Fat man. CSI: Mukbang. My Stormtrooper is looking at my crotch. Hornythology. Main Stream Weenie. Squirtle was my nickname in college. I like a little sideways fish. thats not brown at all. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2068: THE CAKE WAS A BABY!
Published: Tue, 16 Feb 2021
Description: Do I like Ted Cruz's haircut? Let me mullet over. Nobody Puts Baby in a Cupcake. Lack Of Chair, Lack Of Hair, Lack Of Clare. Weezer's weird right? Did You Put An Egg In Your Ginger Hair? MANY Naked Meth-heads. What Do Strong People Rip Now? You KNOW How To Earn Some Beads. Floridian Rhapsody. One of the Seven Numbers. Somewhere There Is A Phonebook! Lars Vandalay: Importer & Exporter Extroidinaire! Meat from Down Under, if ya know what I mean. Reconciliation with Justin and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2067: Dad Flexes
Published: Mon, 15 Feb 2021
Description: $35 Toblerone. Scott and Dunaway get stuck in the Hotel Room. Your Move, Mulligan Boy. A dollar late and never sorry. No Mint, No Phonebook, and No Lt Yar. 11 Degrees Bizzow Zero. Got the big Jesus there. Magical Hacky Sack. The Towels are Chipped! No Sheet, Sherlock. This is starting to feel like a Patriots game. Socks... REALLY? Child-saving Father Subroutines. Garbagio? I hate that name. Making Things with Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2066: You can't handle the TOOTH!
Published: Thu, 11 Feb 2021
Description: I Need A BONE Detector! Jamaica's out of weeeeed. Who's Our New Cute?? Hippie Dippie Mystic Gimme. Don't Rush Geddy Lee. He Likes Dudes! He Married One! I Just SLOWLY Fall To My Death. Binary with 2's instead of 0's. Spam in the Clipclop. 17 Murders Unsolved Due to Gross-Out. I Don't Even Transmog in Real Life! Check Out That Adonis of an Orthodontist. Free Means Not Having to Pay. Spreading Their Gare-Aff Seed With Bobby! Looking at your dark bits with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2065: Over to Yuki
Published: Wed, 10 Feb 2021
Description: What Size Was Your Floppy? Stretchy Yoga Hulk Pants. I Don't Think Paul Bettany Can Actually Fly! 2 in the front, and a weird one in the back. You Don't Really READ Porn. A Lump With A Coat On. Batgas. Ralph Lipshitz Lauren. Football & Farts. Reading Sinestro's Corpse. The Pants don't rip because Weiner! Those Butts Don't Wipe Themselves. Bigger, Blacker Floppy Drive. Show Me SNIKT! The semiconductor chip famine of 2021 with Tom. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/5E87C885-1A45-48B5-AD9B-750F88BE082E/media.mp3
TMS 2064: Bubba The Gripper
Published: Tue, 09 Feb 2021
Description: Hey There, Chisel Tip! You will have NO McFish, NO McShake, and NO Lieutenant Yar. Tell Darth Vada. My Romance with a Chemical Morning Jacket. Ibbott and the Tale of the Manufactured Meet Cute. Parking Lot Tacos 2: Mom Wants a Bite. Masks Have the Higher Ground. Rectal Monster Drink. Spinach Vagandle. The Darma Initiative and Greg. You need Weiner in the Wind. Masks don't work? Tell that to Batman, ya chode! You never go Full Noodle. The Jamaican Graffiti Team. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/3F562BD3-3C83-4867-A7E7-F540334F8A1B/media.mp3
TMS 2063: Give Us Another Tober
Published: Mon, 08 Feb 2021
Description: Used Aquarium Gravel Cereal. Wasn't there a Hazardous Show called Dukes of Somethin? Bonsai Pizza Worthy of a French Handshake. Special K John Small Berries. If We Aren't Reminded of Budweiser Every 30 Minutes, We Will Forget About It. Dead-Eyed Potato Face. King Vitamin was the worst. Honeycomb WAS Big. Manspllaining Wandavision. Unity through shitty beer. congrats on your stupid face. Toaster crumb tray leavings and shredded wheat sludge, the Dunaway breakfast of champions. Just googling Spinoffs. Making Foamy Things With Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/109A318D-9084-41CA-92F7-D06343C4CF73/media.mp3
TMS 2062: Spiritual Nuggets
Published: Thu, 04 Feb 2021
Description: Masturbation Gibbon. Harvey Badman, Attorney in Jail. Dick Pics Are Made From Dixels. Howling Mad M.O.D.O.K. Bed, Bath & Beyond Meat!! Time + Farts = More Farts. Brain Surgery Can't Fix the WAINT. Brian's going to put his headphones down for a moment and go wash his eye out. 6 tacos in an Office Depot Farking Lot. No Cuts, No Butts. A Delicious Frameless Number. Back To Regular Old-Ass Non-Organic Farming. Did somebody order a Lawyer? Singing in the snow with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/869E5DFB-0679-4B17-AD8D-D19E69BE2321/media.mp3
TMS 2061: No Monkey Union
Published: Wed, 03 Feb 2021
Description: How much for a weekly Jerk? 60% Dad Jokes, 40% Bacon! What About Pac-Man? Pac-Man? Maybe Pac-Man? Rheeeeeeeeeonnnnnn Johnnnsonnnnnnnnnn!!! Attack of the Solanine Tomatoes. One of the Sheep could be a Goat! Dangling from the Tank Butt. Forced Monkey Labor. Buttery Hot Meat Flavored Wine. This PotatoCast is Tuberular. I drink to forget what is healthy for me. Non Stop Pooper Machines. I'mma Letchu Finish, But Sonic is the Greatest Video Game Franchise of All Time. Say Metal Gear Again, I Dare Ya. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/D1F41C33-EE3E-4E9C-9245-95AC9BDE675E/media.mp3
TMS 2060: Admiral Dumbass
Published: Mon, 01 Feb 2021
Description: No curb too high for a rental car. The Failing Galactic Empire. The One With Batman's Weiner in it. Testicle Inertia Enterprise Fighters. The USB-C of Buttholes. It's Girl Scout Mafia Time. I'm still writing January on my Twitch streams. It's Pronounced Cheech-a-Rones. The Printer/Scanner/Fax of Animal Orifi. His Dad's A Big-Time Smoker Guy! Darth Spicoli. Meat for Harnessing. Who says pork rinds can't be a meal? Brain Tickler: Put it in Raw, Take it out Hard Boiled. Making things will Bill. Comic Book Shade with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/16C2C750-BE76-485B-898B-8717C0C1FA06/media.mp3
TMS 2059: Who's Brimley
Published: Thu, 28 Jan 2021
Description: HERE WE GO WITH TRUMP AGAIN! Is It Too Early For A Chicken Sandwich? Shitbreaker Colon Furnacehole. God Australian humor is weird. He makes a better Phillip! Is That a Two Car Garage or Are You Just Happy To Park Here? Midnight in Bangkok where the girls go fumble. I Died, But No Big Deal. Skinny Fat People is the name of my Fatboy Slim Cover Band. Make your Mouth Taste Good. Lava Tools. Floating Dude in a Suit. I don't say reeeeses peecieeeeees! A Tower of Seaweed and Snot. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/3658C7D4-05B3-4D99-933B-B30A4F62A7E7/media.mp3
TMS 2058: Gradient Filter Mutton Chops
Published: Wed, 27 Jan 2021
Description: Where Do Mutton Chops Start on a Bald Man? Looked Like Jesus, Smelled Like a Homeless Guy. Dantoine Is Like Tatooine, But Has Dan And Is Worse. It's Similar to Bitcoin, in that You'll Never Understand It. You May Know Shaq from Such Things as Basketball. Walkin into more cowbell. Wilhelm Brand Potato Chips. Next Up On AMC: The Short Shorts! Bulging Out Of My Torso! Never go full monkey tail beard. Ellipses for Days. Remember the Sketch That Jimmy Fallon Ruined by Laughing? Potato Based Economy. Do you remember, the 9th of the 12th is September! Tom's Tech Time! Leotards without Bras with Nicole, and more, on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/CE9A7BEB-97B9-4849-9A99-AB28DC84BB01/media.mp3
TMS 2057: Nickleknack
Published: Tue, 26 Jan 2021
Description: Inserting things into Bernie Sanders. Non-Newtonian Apple Juice! Borax, Boron, Bor'axe. Super Soft Nicole. Two-Hit Wonders? Choppin at the Rocks to Find the Good Stones. Mom Owns Rehab Town. John came into my life at 35. Grab a Potato and Peel that Bugger. Ibbott & Bronson, this Fall on NBC! Put my Coccyx in your Donut. Canned in the Early 90s. 23 Across: 10 Letter Word For Cruise Ship Ailment. Rock Stars, like Kip Winger. And The MOLP Justin Robert Young and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/2E9B66F8-5FDE-40F3-A7FB-CC739B047443/media.mp3
TMS 2056: Battle Colon!
Published: Mon, 25 Jan 2021
Description: After 10 years you'd think we'd figure it out by now. I Don't Like Tom Bradyyyyyyyyyy. Is water blue? Cause like I really want to know. Foam Finger And Suspenders. Improperly Using it on my Face. When a kid comes along, herniate it. Sorry, I Broke Your Wind Present. Face Toupe. TMS: 60% gray 40% not. We used to bounce things off mom. We Lost, It's Clearly Your Fault. Hummingbirds are squirrely. You ever do it with an insect? The Maturity Stunters. Shooting Birds with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/8F515FC8-282B-4935-94DE-CDD6E791CAF2/media.mp3
TMS 2055: Mermie Sanders Bemes
Published: Thu, 21 Jan 2021
Description: That's A Full-On Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Tumor Relocation Services. A Guy Died In My Room Last Night!! Sucking Up Old Cheese and Mud. 4 and a half is less than 20 million. Corrections from John in the Back. Nick's Got A Mighty Convoy! I'm Gonna Kick You In The Testicles, Even If You're A Lady! Going to the Sorting Hat in the sky. Kitchen Monster Clog Hole. Don't Shoot Me In The Face with Vaccine! History sighs and repeats itself. We Could Use Less Giant Weiners. Sorry Folks, Riot's Full! Moose Out Front Shoulda Told Ya! Here, have some Science with Bobby. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/D7EFCB53-E804-4CA9-B305-6AB027A8A6FB/media.mp3
TMS 2054: Meat Fellow Hot Dog Fans
Published: Wed, 20 Jan 2021
Description: Killer Klowns from Downton Abbey. Pence's Pocket Fly Familiar. Even The DOG Doesn't Want Dominos! It's not delivery, it Dogiorno. Dollaredoos! Fun Mom Dinner: An Armie Hammer Story. Bulbasaur with a Nice Haircut. Friends: the Baby Years. Dirty DMs Done Dirt Cheap. Mommy, Why Are You Drippy? Tattooed Sexyman. I will take Cannibalism for 100. Do You Have Wiener Skills? Wasn't there a Jake Gylhenhall name Night something? Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/9250C080-1642-4597-86C1-2B476715D242/media.mp3
TMS 2053: Bubblegum Squash
Published: Tue, 19 Jan 2021
Description: Yawning Tiger, Hidden Dragon. This Candle Smells Like my Kaivax. My divorce was freeeeeeeeee. Scott hates balls in his tea. the vag, the vag, the vag is on fire! Men Are Spiders, Women Are Kittens. Ya when you put it that way it's still gross. Donny Pneumatic. Gwyneth's Explosive Vagandle. PEN15 Could Not Be Done With Dudes. Brokeback Bathtub. Taco Submergible. O'Hare He Didn't. Brining sexy back with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/55CAF5F7-EABD-4CA6-A966-51831331977E/media.mp3
TMS 2052: Cranial Wessels
Published: Mon, 18 Jan 2021
Description: Surgery in 10 hours or less or the crusty bread is free. Don't Dink with Pants when a Girl is Waiting. You can lead a nerd to Firefly, but you can't make them wash. 3 Stories Tall, 8 Feet Wide. Chaley Chucho. Kaley Cocoa for CooCoo Puffs. Poo As Big As A Volkswagon. Tea Cup Rat Dog. Too Close to the Penis Face. As Thick As A Trailer. Rhymer Whiner. Who Didnt Shoot JR. Edith? Ask your grandparents! Bill Duran: Still Tacky after 10 years! Comic Reviews and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/39675631-6112-41E7-B0A0-F8878CEB0505/media.mp3
TMS 2051: Never Go Full Shaman
Published: Thu, 14 Jan 2021
Description: Which Kennedy From MTV Was Downtown Julie Brown? Two and a Half 100 year olds. Lady Flask of Creamer. There are 4 Impeachments. I Don't Like Political Partieeeeeeeees! Legally Blonde 3 The Search for Spock. Squishy Resting Face. Move Away from Home to Develop Tentacles. You're Okay Until You Pee Brown. You Can't Say Dorkess Without Malorkess. Can I Get That $1.70 In Quarters? The Robot Dumps the Rice into the Thing. Deckard Cain Lives Upstairs. Lay a Trunk and Walk Away. A little science with Bobby. Storming The Castle with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/3ADAFF96-F449-4809-891D-85C150B18BA4/media.mp3
TMS 2050: Dialling My Karen Back
Published: Wed, 13 Jan 2021
Description: Black, Gay, and Dwarven. Call Me SHAMAN, Mom!! The Mayo is Coming From INSIDE the Phone! Dollar Store Jamaroqui. That's Not My Boob. Then you shall have no olives, no boobs, and no Lt. Yar! Former Attorney General Bill Burr. His Charming Assholiness. Korn With a Q. Chex Mix Jaggar. Shove it up Phil. My Weiner Device Won't Open! My phone is a grower then a shower. Bed Is Not A Place For Food. The Internet Of Tom! Frozamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/178C7DEB-0C8B-401F-B2C3-3FE64A34FCE1/media.mp3
TMS 2049: Off-Brand Megadonors
Published: Tue, 12 Jan 2021
Description: I Could Impeach For Hours. What's The Drag On A Canadian Penny? Extra-Curricular Man-Seed. I Like Ketchup's Umamiiiiiiii. Stick your meat in Dr Pep. Do You Pee On It? Tuesday The Twelfph. My wife can do Four different hand styles. Sperm donors making money hand over fist. Corona 5-O. Erect a Giant Naked Lady. Focused on half a shuttlecock. The Secret Ingredient is the Flies. Falling Down with Fat Russel Crowe. Oakland Hotel Reviews with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/A38C5C80-ECC5-485C-B46F-2AF363EE6D07/media.mp3
TMS 2048: FYI It's DIY
Published: Mon, 11 Jan 2021
Description: The Things that Yell at Me in My House. I've got the High Ground, Anakin. You are a dumbass. The Calendar Game is So Dated. Skeletor Mocks Your Pain. I need a COVID vacceeeeeeen. How to Cover Furniture, Complete with Nudity. Is that a mask or is it the lower half of your face? Scott's eye and tweet both go semi viral. A package of follow up jerky! My potato arm is always in the way. Pull the toe to make sure. A Rear-view Window on the Tesla Neighbors. Of course it works, I'm not a chump. I don't even know who the Tadpool is anymore. Using Acid with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/7057DB6A-C220-45E3-9C27-5EFC36C7DADE/media.mp3
TMS 2047: This Stream Does Not Exist
Published: Thu, 07 Jan 2021
Description: The Scott always lands butter-side down. I knew Via Getty and you sir are no Via Getty. I Don't Like Rioter Peeeeeeeeeeee! Stifler's Mom's Son. Wood You Like To Build a Satellite? America Is Funny Around The Edges. A Pair Of Undie-Bundies. Use a coaster on my satellite. Hit Them in the Shinto. Tossed salad and rubbed in butter. Does Your Johnson Spark Joy? Yo Quiero Peewee Hermano. Membrane Of Familiarity. All that space junk in Earth's trunk. Therapy Thursday with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/10104D86-9108-49E3-8830-E59C26CC79C9/media.mp3
TMS 2046: Stimulus Pizza
Published: Wed, 06 Jan 2021
Description: Ask Your Doctor If Complainatol Is Right For You. No Pennytration. I Don't Like Beeeeeeeeeee Storieeeeeees. Have you tried nothing? Keep it in the Cow, Where it Belongs! Technically, Commander Worf Is A Ruminant! Well what did ya know? I thought it was all Farts. Every Pizza Is A Personal Pizza. Goat of Dooty. MMFR: Mad Max: Fargo Road? Paying the Johnny Utah price. The Legend of Banjo's Chocolate. You Could Cut Around The White Chalkey Part. Tom's Tech Time! Recommentals! Huzzah! and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/8FA78B03-F764-41EB-B527-E11926F8DEB7/media.mp3
TMS 2045: Gold standard Teeth!
Published: Tue, 05 Jan 2021
Description: I hated my neighbors 50 pounds ago. Adobe ate all of the competition up like Pac-Man. The Garbageman's Christmas Basket, a Hallmark Original. You're a nice kid, F off. No part of Brian goes to waste. The Correct Way To Touch Wieners. Python: Chicken of the Glades. John Campaigned his Ossoff! Stick Your Finger In It. Et tu, Pompei? The volatility is coming from inside the house! The Diane Wiest Wing?? Injest that into your mouth hole. The Jury went down to Georga and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/959895382-scott-johnson-27-tms-2045-gold-standard-teeth.mp3
TMS 2044: KrypKlanite
Published: Mon, 04 Jan 2021
Description: There WAS A Movie Called Dick. Dwayne The Groot Johnson. Marvel Cinematic Sausage Fest. Captain Shrinky Dink and the Tiny Lady. New Year, New Squirrrreney. Praying Ibbott. White House Plane Down on Filmsack. No one can forget Lincoln in Our American Cousin. Wipe and Restart was my High School wrestling name. He died, then went to Tahiti and then came back. Florence Whitaker. TikTok is more than just dancing teens. Bring back a Beau fetish. Building Bill With Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/959267356-scott-johnson-27-tms-2044-krypklanite.mp3
TMS 2043: New Year's Drinkie Plans
Published: Wed, 30 Dec 2020
Description: Kernel Panic In the Study With the Candlestick. The Rib Whisperer. Laser Swords and Pew Pew Guns. Spoiler Eugene Levy is not dead! The Handsome Buttcheek!! Ginormous box of wine. Dan Aykroyd's Penis Nose. But they're not naked. Baaaabeeee God, Do Do De Doo Doo! Illogitech. Son of a Glitch. The Tiny Hero Gotham Needs. Nature's Turkey Candle: Just Make A Turkey!! Well, if Dave Grohl has One... Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/956658385-scott-johnson-27-tms-2043-new-years-drinkie-plans.mp3
TMS 2042: MARY STEAM VIRGIN!
Published: Tue, 29 Dec 2020
Description: Remember, Remember, The Fifth Of Febtember. Sadder than Pacman dying. A Vanessa Would Never Set Foot in a Dress Barn. Smithsonian Department of Funnywalks. New Years Math. One Of Those 5g People. A Soft Happy Man. These Are A Few Of My Fargo-ish Things. Passive Aggressive Donkeys. Point, Squeeze, Gibberish, Move On. Two Finger Terry. Nazi Coins and Show Numbers. His Name is Super Dale. He Sucks. Mylo Piglyomolomo...what? Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/956031304-scott-johnson-27-tms-2042-mary-steam-virgin.mp3
TMS 2041: Ho Ho Ho Nobody Freak Out!
Published: Mon, 28 Dec 2020
Description: Turn Down Your Resistance, Here Comes a Spice Girls Track. Pierre Von Chucklecheese. I wouldn't touch you with a 35-and-a-half foot pole. You GOTTA Protect The Second Knuckle!! Don't Cry For Me, Catalina! 2020, Have Your Way With Us. Wonder Woman Is OK. One Lick, and You're Infected. The True Insult Is The Friends We Made Along The Way! They neither sew cakes nor leave cakes. Nine Times out of Ten, it Breaks Five Things. Another Lady Internet. Restless legs of concealment. Punished Hats, Purses, and Socks with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/955480249-scott-johnson-27-tms-2041-ho-ho-ho-nobody-freak-out.mp3
TMS 2040: The Spite Network
Published: Wed, 23 Dec 2020
Description: No One's Coming if it's Under 2 inches. I don't like Santa Babyeeeeeeeee. Fingers, And Other Bodily Digits. Is Your Show Hot or Lumpy? Duck, Poodle & Seahorse Flavored Chocolates. Two-Headed 10 Volt Battery. Super-Intendo Bros! Hating Him One Little Bit Less. Hillbilly Allergies. Harry Ham. I'm Too Sexy for my Cold. ...At Least I've Got Warm Chicken! Bakin' Bacon. A Colonel of Truth with Tom. The Hillbillies Are Alive With the Sound of Recommentals with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/953071006-scott-johnson-27-tms-2040-the-spite-network.mp3
TMS 2039: Smells like Teen Spit
Published: Tue, 22 Dec 2020
Description: Bite The Head To Stop The Screaming. My Gingerbread Man Has a Bubble Butt. Don't Choke on Your Aspirations. When a chicken comes along, You must Pullet. Speaking of Food, we have Friends. Pat Benatar, Evangelical Leader. Darth Vader would like to talk to you about your personal internet usage during work hours. There is no team in Kim. I played bass for Big Puffy Mess in college. Oh, These Gingerbread Man Nipples are Bubble Gum. Jingle All The Won't. Is Gotham city a country? Mr Not working but jerking. Firefighters and Big Raisin. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/952409515-scott-johnson-27-tms-2039-smells-like-teen-spit.mp3
TMS 2038: Got Beef in the Wrong Hole
Published: Mon, 21 Dec 2020
Description: YOU CAN EAT IIIIIIIIICE! Chronic Masticators. Can't Stop! Squirrel Nut Fargo Dont'cha Know. The McDonalds Chainsaw Massacre. Good Health and Happy Rectal Exams. If You Become A Crocodile, That's Your Problem! Lameo McLamerpants, Reporting For TMZ. I don't like choking on beef Jerkeeeeeeeeeeeee. COVID flavor Beef meat. 1% Bad Santa. Boba Feta Cheese Is My Favorite Star Wars Character. It's A First-Person Blacksmither! Conjunction junction, whats your function? The Hole does not belong to Peter Jackson. Making Things With Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/951807034-scott-johnson-27-tms-2038-got-beef-in-the-wrong-hole.mp3
TMS 2037: Urine Trouble, Santa, eh
Published: Thu, 17 Dec 2020
Description: Mayor McCheese was Corrupt. Type B Camels. Food At Chilis Is A Scam! Let's Get Back To Your Lovely Lady Mumps. 8 days to Crimmis. I am Lightning Intolerant. Crappity Capitalist. That New Vaccine Smell. Rectal Eyeball Extrusion. Delivery in 30 minutes or less or your felony is free. I don't like missing Santa due to peeeeeeeee! Comic sans tainted pimento cheese. Third Reindeer of the Apocalypse. Destiny Diarrhea. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/949563400-scott-johnson-27-tms-2037-urine-trouble-santa.mp3
TMS 2036: Resistance is Feudal
Published: Wed, 16 Dec 2020
Description: Print Me Some Goat Porn! It Puts The Lotion On Its Pants. Walmart Comes To ME! A Sudoku has Been Sent to the Printer! Imaginary Canadian Girlfriend. Ketamine Sent Me To An Alien Planet. MMoMLM Cults - Massively Multiplayer Online Multi-Level Marketing Cults. A Weenie Whiney Thing To Say. He doesn't have a history of lying to my face. Don't use the password Solar Wind One Two Threeeeeeeeeee! No Coke. Is Heroin Okay? Cartridge of the Month Club. F right off with these 2 birds. Creating An Argument That Sounds Dumb with Tom. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/948893947-scott-johnson-27-tms-2036-resistance-is-feudal.mp3
TMS 2035: This isn't a spoiler, but...
Published: Tue, 15 Dec 2020
Description: Diamonds Are For Never. I Don't Like Clap Emojiiiiiiiiiiis. The Winter Soldier Has Been Activated. Boomer's Barf Breakfast Patty. My Anus is the Center Hole. A Johnson In A China Shop. The Juice of Lemons Makes Fine Punch. Why Do You Think The Rice Is Sticky? Organized By Humiliation Level. Will the vaccine shrink my testicles?! I'm not drunk I'm eating soup. Putting it in the other hole. Stuck in the Denver hub unit. Walking out floating on things with that guy who was Dick Grayson. JURY clap DUTY clap AND clap MORE clap and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/948072649-scott-johnson-27-tms-2034-this-isnt-a-spoiler-but.mp3
TMS 2034: Alison Wonderland
Published: Mon, 14 Dec 2020
Description: I killed you, Sorry for your loss. Beeeees like to fling Feceeeeeeeees! Let it Suck first. Same Schmidt, different Season. The Warmer it gets the Stickier it Gets. Gina Davis reprising her role as dead. The Young Lando Calrissian Chronicles. Shot in the B with the T. The future is full of packing peanuts. The Great American Podcast Bakeoff! Whose Hands on What Puppets. Lando: What Have We Here? The Fargo Cinematic Universe. Making Things Hewn From A Chunk Of A Tree With Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/947449228-scott-johnson-27-tms-2034-alison-wonderland.mp3
TMS 2033: Ratapult
Published: Thu, 10 Dec 2020
Description: Sad Tromboner. The Colors of the Year is Biohazard Suit. There's Nothing that Pantone does that We Can't Achieve on Our Own! Goldfish The Snack that bites back. Rats can EAT RICE!! The Gary that Pooped on the Other Gary. Proper X-Men Town. Smoking for longevity. The Great Blackheart Divide. depressed but aroused. Don't eat the hot dog. First Class Contact. Cybercurious. Everything is a sex thing to Paul and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/945102238-scott-johnson-27-tms-2033-ratapult.mp3
TMS 2032: Paul Jumanji
Published: Wed, 09 Dec 2020
Description: Santa, Just Think of the Fat Actors. Kegs over My Hammy. Your First Meth Call! Now eventually you might have elves on your, on your Christmas tour, right? You Ever Think About Scaffolding? I don't like concentrated peeeeeeeee! Come Back, Shane! Gold Medal Planking. Excited, Not Racist. Secret Fish. Reverse and Enhance. Mustard Pee. Marlon Brando In Absolutely Nothing. Olympic Cardboard. Tom's Tech Time! Madonna Fried Fish with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/944447326-scott-johnson-27-tms-2032-paul-jumanji.mp3
TMS 2031: Beefstantinople
Published: Tue, 08 Dec 2020
Description: Karen Would Like To Talk to eBay's Manager! I Don't Like Swallowing Coffeeeeeeeeeee. Scrambled Bean Eggs with a side of gas. Et Tu Disney+. Wearing Dice Tomatoes Pants. KFC Slater. Who wouldn't want to punch Logan Paul in the face? YouTube Burning Sensation. Whopper-Based Rogue-Like. We Blocked the Kong and the MAX Won. There's a country named Beef? It's a Dick-Dick Situation. All the Lemons, All the Squeezy. A Non-fatal decapitation with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/943790212-scott-johnson-27-tms-2031-beefstantinople.mp3
TMS 2030: Take two birds and call me in the morning.
Published: Mon, 07 Dec 2020
Description: Less Hard than the Last one. That's a lot of WOOD! This Perfume Smells Like a Roo's Vagina. Have anyone seen my Dongolith? More Like the McFib. Dr Feratu is my Phlebotomist. Leave it to Newman's Beaver. Don't Move The Scrubber. Riding the BO Railroad. I would figuratively kill for a CRX! The McRibs with a Side of Beard Hair. Don't want a big bleeder. Getting Back to Appropriate T. Sorting Screws With Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/943146829-scott-johnson-27-tms-2030-take-two-birds-and-call-me-in-the-morning.mp3
TMS 2029: Proper Bogan Names
Published: Thu, 03 Dec 2020
Description: Eucludian Ukrainian Circadian Rhythm. Gidgit VonLaSpew. Press Here to Smell Oranges. Pawn Prawn Pron. Avoid the Twat Cake. Get Me Booger! Is Scott's Mom PCI or SCSI? Don't get Tom Selleck Wet. Pick up some Cash Inverters. Cocktail from the Prawn Shop. Trippy Dippy Hippy Lady. Long Life, for a man. Crusty Space Fingers. Talking to your parts with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/940771261-scott-johnson-27-tms-2029-proper-bogan-names.mp3
TMS: All Babble, No Royale
Published: Wed, 02 Dec 2020
Description: I don't like urine meeeeeeeat! Bacon Adjacent Hot Ham. Can we PUG the 25-man orgy? I only eat the ugly animals. Turkey: the Stupidest Meat. lots of hair on top kind of guy. Folgers Smeat. La Boof, Le Buff, I've Heard It Both Ways. Take Up the Mantle of Keyboard Cat. There Are THREE Golden Coins! You Neither Take Monoliths nor Leave Monoliths! Low Key Loki. Toe-Headed Weirdo. Tom's Tech Time! Cloud Atlantis with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/940069072-scott-johnson-27-tms-all-babble-no-royale.mp3
TMS 2027: Little German Vendors
Published: Tue, 01 Dec 2020
Description: Not Quite A Circumcised Tree. I LIKE LOCAL BOULDER BEEEEEEEES! The Scarlet V Of COVID Vaccination! Beans Removed, Frank Still in Place. Monolith World Tour 2020. Aunt Bee Excretes that Liquidy Goo. Wake Me Up When November Rain Ends. Holding the tree with Tinsel Strength. Dogs Love Pine Water. let it linger like a fart in the night. Homeless to dog to guy contact. Yankin' on a cow. The GIF that keeps on GIFfing. Slayer is killing me. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/939450190-scott-johnson-27-tms-2027-little-german-vendors.mp3
TMS 2026: 50 shades of Green Eggs and Ham
Published: Mon, 30 Nov 2020
Description: Accidental Porn. Rough and Tumble Phlebotomist. June the name, not expiration date! Renowned Mellons. Distraction Distraction Distraction Stab. 38 Guns for my 38 Hands. Iron Danger, Stranger. Bonus Noodles. I Would Not, Could Not Win Babble Royale. What is the size ratio of person and falcon? Hits the Melons, Smells the Melons, ____ the Melons. The Cobra bit Britman then died of COVID. Fessing Up To Unhealthy Chinese Food. Knives for Bill's gun-party! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/938800063-scott-johnson-27-tms-2026-50-shades-of-green-eggs-and-ham.mp3
TMS 2025: Day before Thanksgibbon
Published: Wed, 25 Nov 2020
Description: The Butcher of Coverville. I'm Gonna Cook The Turkey Sous Viiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide. We've Been Getting Lucky for years now. Always Steam you Vaggies. Double Sided Rona Coin. Tetris and Snake, the perfect VR Demos. You Ever Smoke a Turkey, Man? Yokko Bono. Yer mom looks like a 70's rocker!!!! Castration Varys' Spiders Seeking the PS5. Keanu don't look like no Bill. Jonathan Pants. You Colorado People Never Poo. Oh, You Get Batman. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/935965093-scott-johnson-27-tms-2025-day-before-thanksgibbon.mp3
TMS 2024: Regular Duraflame Logs
Published: Tue, 24 Nov 2020
Description: Poo Based Crystalized Entity. Sticky Baker's Hands. Arizona: Just Lizards & Snakes. The Taint is Bananas B A N A N A S. Blince Gilligan, Country Singer. Workin' at the DMCA! I'm drinking hand sanitizer. Vodka is too much hassle. Risk Takes too Long to Start a Fire. President Lasagna. Boring Biden Fruit. ASMR ROBUTTS! It 'Taint A Bridge. Hitler Hogs the Ball. With a name like Shkreli, you have to be a super-villain. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/935340358-scott-johnson-27-tms-2024-regular-duraflame-logs.mp3
TMS 2023: Hotel for Shorties
Published: Mon, 23 Nov 2020
Description: Come out to Colorado and get a Woody! Down on all 4s, brushing my teeth. We all wear plaid in Christmas Town. Sometimes the Ass Fights Back! Cross Your Horses and Dot Your Carts. Can You Draw This Turtle-Style Plastic Surgery. Non-Permanent Scrotal Damage. Goatsee with sound. She's a Big City Somethin'. Should I eff HIS feelings? Tattoos in the News. Mad Mel the Maximum Man. Baby Shart. Paul Hollywood in cars not getting coffee. Sorry My Wife Walked In. Making Things with Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/934660906-scott-johnson-27-tms-2023-hotel-for-shorties.mp3
TMS 2022: Pretty Fly for a Pink Eye.
Published: Fri, 13 Nov 2020
Description: Reverse Candy Man is my sex move. Will the vaccine cover COVID-1 thru COVID-18? Anal Vaccinations. Finger up your butt?! Worst dentist ever! No Shows Next Week. I DON'T LIKE HANDFULS OF BEEEEEEEEEEES! 5 Candyman, 3 Beetlejuice, 3 Bloody Mary. Covid 2 Electric Boogaloo. Pfizer says you will have no treaty, some vaccine, and No Lt. Yarr. You Could Smell It From Denver! Always wear protection on Friday the 13th. Full Of Bone Grit. Don't ruffle the religious feathers. How Do You Smell Now Dan, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/928919431-scott-johnson-27-tms-2022-pretty-fly-for-a-pink-eye.mp3
TMS 2021: Honey, I Ate the Carcasses!
Published: Wed, 11 Nov 2020
Description: An Ironic Conversation About Irony. I Don't Like To Eat Beeeeeeeeees! A Maxi-Vacation, With WINGS! Jagged Little Unfortunate Coincidence. Tucking All The Way Down To My Calves. I like Ketchup with 0 to 7 flies. The Full Zip. Take me to the Love Mound. 69 Songs by the Magnetic Fields. HOAs are Mini Chinas. Chug the Bear! Does your dog pee taste like strawberry? Anya Taylor Gelfling. The VVitch Sticks to Your Gums. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/927435322-scott-johnson-27-tms-2021-honey-i-ate-the-carcasses.mp3
TMS 2020: Special Agent Karen
Published: Tue, 10 Nov 2020
Description: It Runs Up Your Butt & Down Your Leg! Left-Eye Lopez Brand Left Contacts. TMS 2020: a Real Shit show. Killer Deal on a House of Death. My pizza talked to me last night. Ding Dong Phallic Nose! 2 Pukes, 1 House. Meltdown at the Cold Stone. Her Apparatus Looks Like The Other One! I Don't Like Meeeeeeemes. It's Mostly Bad In The Morning... Mostly. Your Apparatus is Showing. I'm an FBI agent, is it too early to get a fish sandwich. Dental Plan Got Replaced by Wiener Plan. The JuRY went down to Georgia and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/926818666-scott-johnson-27-tms-2020-special-agent-karen.mp3
TMS 2019: Drunk stoic Mad Men Robot
Published: Mon, 09 Nov 2020
Description: I Don't Like To Conceeeeeeede. Wet Coats that Sag and Drip. Fackom Drawing Tablet. Press your little ding. Most Watched Youtube, do-do-do-do-do. Amber Alerts: the only allowed vibrators in Utah. There are 20 Spanish Questions. A soggy hose is the worst. Which GOAT is the Meaner Drunk? Brian's La-BOR-atory. The Cooba. Tickling the bottom here. Equatorial Linguini. What are two characters from Avengers Infinity War. Making Things with Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/926152189-scott-johnson-27-tms-2019-drunk-stoic-mad-men-robot.mp3
TMS 2018: He Tweeted Sardonically
Published: Thu, 05 Nov 2020
Description: Sardonic Ejaculation. Ding is Australian for Buzz. Covered in Honey and Rolled on a Baldwin. AND YOU CAN EAT COW POO. Alternating Between Olivia & Buck Naked. Virgins, Sexual Partners, Atheists, and Girls with Big Boobs. Wrapping My Head Around An Elizabeth Shue Wig. Myspace doing it from behind. PUNK'D IS BACK, IN POG FORM!! Ding Lightyear Has Herpes. Congressional Lasso of Truth. Gidget Showed Up and Brought Her HAIR With Her! Mmmmmm, Sausage Sizzle. Pit-bulls on Meth are now Legal. 10 Years of Therapy Thursday with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/923914948-scott-johnson-27-tms-2018-he-tweeted-sardonically.mp3
TMS 2017: Chicken Nutguts
Published: Wed, 04 Nov 2020
Description: Why Did The Inflatable Penguin Cross The Road. Just Tell Me Who Won Dot Com. It Was Very, Very Drinking! If You CAN Do The Time, Then Go Ahead And Do The Crime! Bet on the Shmengie! The house edge edge. Muliffa Macarshey. Yolo Lenovo. BEAT THE DEALER...WITH BOTH HANDS! Weinerplant. I am sure the millennials don't call it that. I don't believe emojiiiiiiiiiiiiiis. The League of Portlands. Set Up, Climax, Payoff. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/923327977-scott-johnson-27-tms-2017-chicken-nutguts.mp3
TMS 2016: Questionable Gumbo
Published: Tue, 03 Nov 2020
Description: Can we talk about the Olyphant in the room? Do you like the white tip or the yellow bum? Bow to the Wooden Boob Lady. Zero to a billion Sugar in 3 gummies flat. TMS killed the Connery star. Dancing Around the Ol' Mando. Candy Corn: Harbinger of Fall. Barbie & The Jets. Creeping Underwear. Gimmie More Shit Planets! Hallmark-Adjacent Movies! The France of Canada. White Tip, Yellow Shade, Orange Bum. Satisfying Your Beast. Solving horse crime with Justin and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/922798003-scott-johnson-27-tms-2016-questionable-gumbo.mp3
TMS 2015: Fresh Organic Tootsie Rolls
Published: Mon, 02 Nov 2020
Description: Candy from the Covid Pumpkin. 2 Bags 1 Cup. It's Alf, and He's Back! In Mulligan Form! Brian's Spray Painted Exit Hole. If you don't walk your dog first your car becomes a PUBER. I like my Porsche with a big ol' Butt. Going to the Ultron's for dinner. Sailor Rotating Moon Skirt. 2 Legitimate 2 Quitiment. Necco Wafers in a Ziplock. Crazy Neighbor Likes To Eat Feet. Hair Fangs. The candy CHOOT! Do the Candy Squat, Kids! Making things with Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/922192228-scott-johnson-27-tms-fresh-organic-tootsie-rolls.mp3
TMS 2014: Watered Down Mud-Water
Published: Thu, 29 Oct 2020
Description: Bad Things come in threeeeeeeeeeees. The Gay Penguin Agenda. K Cups should be for bras, not Coffee. I Have Become Death, Revealer of Genders. Like Comic Sans Through The Hourglass. 1 man's space art is another man's space porn. There's Always Cats At The Frozen Banana Stand. Guns and Roses, now with Double Slash! Green with Envy over a Green Machine. I Wanna Proceed with a Really Stupid Story. Don't buy that undercoat. Electric Whip Man 2. How Oppenheimer Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb. Mosque Nets. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/919746757-scott-johnson-27-tms-2014-watered-down-mud-water.mp3
TMS 2013: Covid Zero Sugar
Published: Wed, 28 Oct 2020
Description: I'll Watch ANY Marvel Crap! It's Irish Swearing, It Doesn't Count. Zulu Foxtrot Seven Seven Dingo. Randy Royale. Rico Was Not Suave. Kim Kardashian Rode a Goat into a Horse. A Little Bit Of Toobin Goin' On. Denny's Subscription Model. It's An Exact Christian Science! Walmart licking good. Porn Talk Broke TMS. It Can Easily Go to Two Mothers. Big old wide job. Reccamentals! Naked Time with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/919111264-scott-johnson-27-tms-2013-covid-zero-sugar.mp3
TMS 2012: Moonlight Savings Time
Published: Tue, 27 Oct 2020
Description: Optimus Primer. Open Your Clay Scott! Caveman Sold Separately. Bruce Wayne Has ONE Personality, And It's A Dick. MoonKnight, A White Honda Accord Of Heroes. I Have the best passwords! Really great! You won't believe these passwords. I Served In The 175th Stroofwaffel Regiment Back In The War. Did Wolverine die? I had to pee. Hole Nother. Ratatouille Turns Out the Lights in Paris. Rodents 1: Vegas 0. Caveman sold separately. Taken: A Groundhog Day tale. Big Head, Big Booty Black Widow. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/918477046-scott-johnson-27-tms-2012-moonlight-savings-time.mp3
TMS 2011: Rub the Wall to Slip a Crack
Published: Mon, 26 Oct 2020
Description: Lower 49. General Specific Reporting for Duty. What's Mainland USA Called? Not Lucky Raisin. I don't use the term Gypseeeeeeeee. Zelda: a Stick in Time. Spaghetti Chicken, the Band that Sings About PIzza. The Cabbage Patch Exception. Loser Loser Chicken Boozer. Oh! Water! I Spilled Water! Start Thinking About Balls. Mine Is Mostly Decorative! Just Got the Butt-Blast. My Mixer Needs The Right Holes. Talking Head size with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/917947087-scott-johnson-27-tms-2011-rub-the-wall-to-slip-a-crack.mp3
TMS 2010: The Curse of the Mummified Twinkie
Published: Thu, 22 Oct 2020
Description: Stigmata of the Fourth Moon of the Devil's Hole. Give Me A Ding Dong Any Day Of The Week. Dogaritos for the neighbors. Spencer Cocks, A Name You Can Remember! I don't like Disturbing Twinkieeeeeeeeee! Julesing the Verne. You Call That A Kife? That's Not a Kife. Good Luck Cox and the Other Guy. Hey There Short Ass! Paul's Still Not Dead. They can smell what I am cooking and they don't want that. ABCBS. All Utahans Sound Alike. Let's See Your Sample. Old Sock Flavor. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/916179412-scott-johnson-27-tms-2010-the-curse-of-the-mummified-twinkie.mp3
TMS 2009: Burst a Bum Unit
Published: Wed, 21 Oct 2020
Description: You Had Me at Anal. Australia, Where the Fanta flavors can kill ya! The Zoom Where It Fappened. Fanta Minesweeper Zero. Don't Worry, It's Not My Blood. I don't want red peeeeeeeeeee. Slide Right Into My Driveway. Go Pew and Leave. Parking Like a Bad Ass Mo-Fo. The Indiana Jonesing of Mad Max. CSI: Utah starring bloody pants. The Kind a Fella Who'd Throw a Frog at a Tree. No one will touch a peach for hours. Vanilla is not a Fruit. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/915575911-scott-johnson-27-tms-2009-burst-a-bum-unit.mp3
TMS 2008: Crouching Naked, Hidden Valley
Published: Tue, 20 Oct 2020
Description: Prolapsed Flat Earthers!! Call the Mid-Worf. He Wasn't Naked. He Was Covered In Ranch. TGIFriday Guy Starring Cleetus. Creevus, The Annoying Guy! Neither Take Piss nor Leave Piss. Yes, an undecided voter, very smooth and convincing. Oh, Those Trash Bags? Those are Junk Mail. Did you have a TRAMP growing up? S word sweeteners are effed up. Yeet the Egg At the Tesla. Hudson Hawk, Fury Road! I can stop Flat Earthing anytime I want. The Chicken Nugget Did It! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/914888749-scott-johnson-27-tms-2008-crouching-naked-hidden-valley.mp3
TMS 2007: Beef Coke
Published: Mon, 19 Oct 2020
Description: I Played Bass With My Wrestling Name is the name of my Quiet Riot Cover Band. I'm a Turd Monkey. Brian Crawled Through 500 Yards Of Corn And Came Out Clean The Other End. Toasted, in a Pan, like a Monster! Color Coded Zombies. Jesus is swolier than thou. No Podcast for Old Men. Scott's dad don't like monkeeeeeeeeeeys. Double Finger The Trigger. Ball-peen 40K. Morbius and Puumba. Frosted Blueberry Poptorch and Coke. The power of TikTok compels you! What's his name, with the big eyes? Making Things with Bill! Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/913461538-scott-johnson-27-tms-2007-beef-coke.mp3
TMS 2006: Oh... Iceland the STORE
Published: Thu, 15 Oct 2020
Description: Skating Around The Big Whale Turd. It was FART! It was a FART! I DON'T LIKE TO TWEEEEEEEEEZZZE! Bob & Barry-Anne. Yeeting A Nugg Into SPAAAAAAACCEEEE! USS Toblerone. THE COUNTRY WAS A SUPERMARKET!! Chicken nugget proves earth is not flat. American Healthcare Google Stadia. One DeLorean to pick them all. No Hobo Shoving Allowed. Jugadoganalnalno's Pizza. Tugging on the Body Floss. Scotty Failed his Ancient Technology Class. Going back to work with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/911168092-scott-johnson-27-tms-2006-oh-iceland-the-store.mp3
TMS 2005: Mountain Farmer Time
Published: Wed, 14 Oct 2020
Description: I don't like the UTCEEEEEEEEEE! Where Is Just Virginia? Rhymes With Shmee Shmotel Smoom. Tomorrow Point Five. Please Get Written Consent Before Hugging That Cow! Coco Puff Body Scrub. I Don't See How That's A Party. It's A Space Honda Accord. Wet Ramen Poo. Pee Like a Freakin' Race Horse on Crack. F Diamond Dave Crosby. You ever lose your moon keys. Its Spelled V V Itch. What's the deal with Furiosa? Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/910521844-scott-johnson-27-tms-2005-mountain-farmer-time.mp3
TMS 2004: Vasoline Glitter Trap
Published: Tue, 13 Oct 2020
Description: I don't like Ambeeeeeees. Firefly Drinking Songs for Cat Lovers. She Left Me For Exact Change. Had To Wipe Mayo Off My Buns. She's Had Five Other Accents Since Then. Irish Voltron. Gotta Get Down on FriGay. Birds died from Swift Erection. Fork White Supremacy. Award and OSHA Violation in One Heavy, Pointy Package. Weapon of Mass Distraction. You are the Weakest Lynch.... goodbye. The diapers are aplenty, hopefully not gently used. I didn't feel the little prick. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/909934402-scott-johnson-27-tms-2004-vasoline-glitter-trap.mp3
TMS 2003: Russian Potato Wine
Published: Mon, 12 Oct 2020
Description: Don't hate the tree, hate the leafy Load. The Ice Cream machine can't always be broke asshole. A-Team's Black Pedo Van. Never Rectally, only Orally! I Don't Make the Names, I Just Mispronunciate Them. Naming Hurricanes is Greek to Me. WELCOME to the Gateway Drug Shop! I can see clearly now the rain has come. I'm sorry Franky Tikki, they have a better poopoo platter. I don't like leeeeeeeeeeeeeaves. One Dwayne to rule them all. I'll take one Aunt Beru, Extra Crispy. Give Money to TMS for Sports and Drugs. Cottonwood trees are Too Much Hassle. Making Things with Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/909322357-scott-johnson-27-tms-2003-russian-potato-wine.mp3
TMS: Fowl Language
Published: Thu, 08 Oct 2020
Description: A Raisin In A Lump Of Mayo. Profane Parrots Populate Park. THE CHICKEN WAS A BABY'S FORESKIN! Wait Perry Mason is not Irish? No Sir, we only treat the face. Queezer? Timothy Elephants. I spoke French once. I regret it. Near Winner, First Loser. There's Nothing Funny About Science! The Moon: Can't Explain That! Judge Ibbot: The Cases are real, the People Are Real, the Rulings are Final. Ready the typewriter and the bongos. Here We See the Rare Korean Baby. Hiding From 42 in Sweden. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/907233082-scott-johnson-27-tms-fowl-language.mp3
TMS 2001: Burgled Baby Bug-Out Bag
Published: Wed, 07 Oct 2020
Description: Safety Orange Strap-on. Open The Pod Cast Doors, Hal. I Hate Big Tech and I Cannot Lie. Everyone just needs to shut up. I dated Kip Winger. Threw A Carrot At Her! Su-Burg-Ga-Ba-Tory. Hammy Sagar. You'll Get Neither Sega Nor Sex. Mission Impossible: Crossing Guard Coordinator. Pete don't like Whamm-eeeees! I got my robbing stick! Hill on the Haunted House. Press 9 Faster. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/906620638-scott-johnson-27-tms-2001-burgled-baby-bug-out-bag.mp3
TMS 2000: I Can Definitely See Why You Like 2000 TMSs
Published: Tue, 06 Oct 2020
Description: Los Dos Moffs Hermanos. The Vandals Neither Left Stuff Nor Took Stuff! Four-foot Vagina Model was my Hole cover band name. Sucked in on the Lasso. You know the X's and O's Father. I Don't Like J-RPGeeeeeeeeees!! My Own Little Trent Reznor. That's a Felony! Hair and Flesh on Your Weapons. Husband of Lady. Snap into a Jimmy Stick. What are you wearing, Dylan from State Farm. Difficulty Level: JapanEasy. Oh okay, so its just a cat. Raising The Dead With Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/905714005-scott-johnson-27-tms-2000-i-can-definitely-see-why-you-like-2000-tmss.mp3
TMS 1999: Do Your Civic Doody!
Published: Mon, 05 Oct 2020
Description: Attacked with a steak knife by a bald man with a fetish for covers. Leaning Tower Of PC-sa. Knife Catching with Brian. Disney Doesn't Do Down Under. Paul Hogan: Disney Princess. Don't Bring Dish Soap to a Knife Fight. Jump on your civic Donkey! Lot B Isn't A Theme Park. Is There a Park in Japan Called Disney Something? Waxing Off To Stay Young. Running out of shoulders, the next shot goes in the butt! Oh, you mean the Earth! Please Send Ho Pics. Lubricating with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/905098321-scott-johnson-27-tms-1999-do-your-civic-doody.mp3
TMS 1998: Halloween Catapults
Published: Thu, 01 Oct 2020
Description: I Don't Eat Beeeeeeees. Threes Company on the Love Boat, But Family Matters in the Full House. It's A Kit-Katapult! Put The Jack O'Lantern Where The Sun Don't Shine! the Fun size will barely leave a mark. Smarties, the gateway to Cocaine. 2 Dog Night. Cracker Barrel Apologist. NECCO Wafers Are People!! Mom Created the War. Orange Butt, White Tip. Nudity and Swears with Gidget. Give Me the Hasslehoff Face. Nostalgia Flavored Plastic with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/902933149-scott-johnson-27-tms-1998-halloween-catapults.mp3
TMS 1997: Wolfhard Meganorman
Published: Wed, 30 Sep 2020
Description: Cops and Rubbers: Vietnam. All French Fries & No Gravy. Twice baked Condoms. Digiphysidickle. Fresh Out of Fannings. Don't fat shame Stephen King books. If This is Hallmark, I'm Gonna Fart. Canadians Never Forget. You get the steam AND the aroma. Coloring Pages And Big Fat Fonts. Firm Monitor Arms. Subtitles trick you into reading. Eekin Iken Vooken Vikin. Wait who was pooping outside? Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/902288665-scott-johnson-27-tms-1997-wolfhard-meganorman.mp3
TMS 1996: Tell Me How This Works!
Published: Tue, 29 Sep 2020
Description: I don't like Chef Boyarddeeeeeee! I'm a Scat Van. CHOOT CHOOOOT. Early Paul Riser. It's Not Vegas Until You Meet Flavor Flav. The First Rule of MGM Fight Club is Don't Talk About MGM Fight Club. Debates Are A Big Hairy Spider. I once met an awesome boxer named whatshisname .The Quarter Pounder from Down Under. Drippings with anxiety goo. TMS: The Morning Setting Up iOS 14 Alarm Functions. My Name Is Tonya! Covfefe Buddies. you didn't hear what you thought you did. Troopers are on the lookout for a chef that favors canned ravioli. Doing Time With JuRY and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/901697497-scott-johnson-27-tms-1996-tell-me-how-this-works.mp3
TMS 1995: Hippy Lady Words
Published: Mon, 28 Sep 2020
Description: Candy Corn Dumpster Fire. TMS stands for legitimate news. The Constellation Pubis. Dropping a Chunky Out the Candy Tunnel. It Didn't Dawn on Them To Say Aquarius. Lubing Up The Square Peg! I don't like Halloweeeeeeeee'en. Isn't There a Bunny Called Something Easter? She's Not Tall, You're Just Short. HE WAS A SK8TR MAN! Do You Have The Festive Fall Feelings? Travis Scotting My Quarter Pounder. RBG RPG. Foam Porn with Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/901066069-scott-johnson-27-tms-1995-hippy-lady-words.mp3
TMS 1994: Flower FOMO
Published: Thu, 24 Sep 2020
Description: 14 Reasons Your Eyebrows are Hungry. Are your fake boobs handy? Shot Through The Groin, And Who's To Blame? Came Out Bald and Weird. Dirty Husk: Lawn Bourbon. Strips Of Butt Meat. A Walk Down Memory Wallet. Don't Whip Out Your Glock in Public. Committing Coitus on My Lawn. You're Pregnant! Hilarious! I don't like seeeeeive! Broil it Like Beckham. Cover Your Mole With A TMS Beanie. Doom scrolling with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/898924468-scott-johnson-27-tms-1994-flower-fomo.mp3
TMS 1993: Not McCreamy
Published: Wed, 23 Sep 2020
Description: Is it too early to get aficionado? Waking Up, Having A Toss! Baked These Potatoes, Baked Them Good. That's not a Blowie, This is a Blowie. She broke the Mega-Glass Ceiling. Robert Conrad, The Father Of Thanos? Bieber Harem. Welcome To Moorheim-Haven. Cornelius Guggenheim. You're Playing For A Brian Burp. Let's Test the Ship's Vulva!. I hate when people cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeat. Edward Scissor Man. Throwing Mans at the Man Board. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/898311478-scott-johnson-27-tms-1993-not-mccreamy.mp3
TMS 1992: Viral Candy Chute!
Published: Tue, 22 Sep 2020
Description: We're Sorry, Your Console is in Another Castle. So Long, Long Cat. Higher Risk Of Selfie Death. Drawn and Quartered Armstong. Two Old Men Order An XBox. I don't like flip floppyyyyyyyyyy. No Guatemalans were harmed in the making of this episode. William Shatner is Ruddy! Sandblasting The Fence With The Puppy. Don't take selfies near waterfalls. Nine Minus Three Is STILL Six! A Cross Between Russian and Bad. Pasty British Bodies. It's like a fist pump between his legs Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/897724918-scott-johnson-27-tms-1992-viral-candy-chute.mp3
TMS 1991: Maze of Maize
Published: Mon, 21 Sep 2020
Description: Hardcore Corn. You can never find a John in the 8th Dimension when you need one. Hoisted on my own KrunchyRoll. What kind of cake is that? Dead Velvet. Native TV Information Outlet. Midshow Peeeeeeeeeeee. Casey At The Bar. Brian tries the left-hand method. Handy Teats. Come with me if your want to live, Sarah O'Conner. Flowers and Chinese Money: When You Only Senda the Very Best. Mad Spice Girls: Spicy Road. Android People Are Taking A Dump In Their Pants! Don't Tell Uncle George. Good Bill Friend has a Discover. Major Ruffalo Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/897175831-scott-johnson-27-tms-1991-fixed.mp3
TMS 1990: Hard Core Promo
Published: Thu, 17 Sep 2020
Description: How Can You Have Any Monique If You Don't Finish Your Broccolo??!? nail gun nipples. Just A Slutty Cat. Live Action Versions of MOVIES! Push it through your popcorn hole. Jim Morrison's Gun Sales and Repair. Charles Emerson Cheese. When Are We Going To Chuck E Jesus?? Made With the Same Quote Unquote Meat. Bonsai Trees with Big-Ass Leaves. Big Bowl of Hot Good Faith. Japanese Fish Concern. I Have A Body That LOVES Cake! Multiple Wives and No Caffeine. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/894888580-scott-johnson-27-tms-1990-hard-core-promo.mp3
TMS 1989: Donkey Kong Bat Country
Published: Tue, 15 Sep 2020
Description: That Lady's Clothes Were Nun-Existent! I don't like CDeeeeeees. Welcome to Litigation Town, You've Been Served. Non Non Non Emergency. if you wanna be my lover you have to litigate my friends. Is There a Song Called Turn the Page Something? The ol' Ides of Brian. How About Like Popeye? All Cheerleaders Must Smell of Strawberries. Third Boob Implant I Know, It's Serious. Coming Soon, Hottie The Hedgehog. Diplomatic Immunity. They Had Their Pom-Poms Out?? Get Off Your Own Lawn! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/893752033-scott-johnson-27-tms-1989-donkey-kong-bat-country.mp3
TMS 1988: Naruto Uhura
Published: Mon, 14 Sep 2020
Description: Taint Lube Squish Sauce. Cornish Stripper Pasties. Do Chickens Have Nipples? Chekhov's middle name is Too Much Hassle. Robocop and The Fly. I don't like Feceeeeeeeees?! The Cupboard was Bare 'Cause Kim Likes to Share. Harcourt Potter and the Troublesome Tiberius. There's a Turtle at the End, SPOILER. Mister Spock Jenkins. Completion Bongs! Mister Doctor Sir Leonard McCoy. Unbearable Lightness of Buckaroo Banzai: or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb. Bill Swings Both Ways When it Comes to Units! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/893153353-scott-johnson-27-tms-1988-naruto-uhura.mp3
TMS 1987: A Cavalcade of Bad Decisions
Published: Thu, 10 Sep 2020
Description: Zoe: Bacon Identification Device. Vaping in the Boy's room. Funny Makes Mo Money. The Name is Ludd, Ned Ludd. it's probably the most used surface of your body. The Adventures of Lois and Frank. Grab Your Tongue And PULL! Steal From The Witch, Give To The Poor. Can I get a quadruple triple quadruple double cheeseburger please! The Burniest of All Whiskies. The Corn Palace is Real. Sexworker Death Stare. Dremels and Cleavage. Wardrobe Provided by Nickleback. Vapering with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/891056524-scott-johnson-27-tms-1987-a-cavalcade-of-bad-decisions.mp3
TMS 1986: Ding Dong Disaster!!
Published: Wed, 09 Sep 2020
Description: All Movies With One Ending Suck. The Rest of Us are Lumpy Turds. Our Nips Unsealed. Consensual Show Numbers. I Don't Like Tube Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeth. Ridley Scott's Milk Bleeders. Kid in a Goo Bucket. Larry Lavender with the nunchucks in the Spa. Chess is the ultimate party game. Android Body Shaming. Kentucky, What Are You Doing? Sawdust and Stain Fumes Keep You Looking Young. I'm too polish to find it. Doughy Trash on a Plate. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/890496148-scott-johnson-27-tms-1986-ding-dong-disaster-1.mp3
TMS 1985: I ain't sayin she's a Beet Digger
Published: Tue, 08 Sep 2020
Description: Hide the Gender in Grandpa's Butthole. The Rock Can't smell what's the Rock is cooking! I don't like Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve? Fussy Little Bitchbot. You Lost Me At Spit-Trail! Diggin' Beets By Dre. The TMS News Team: We Asked For More News But They Didn't Have Any More News. Solve Social media, don't burn the world down. The Urbans with Keith and Karl. Batman: Gorgeous but Sad. I just want the Cake. It's warm today, the temperature is melting degrees. Let's All Fluff Our Neckbeards. Every Culture Has a Potato Dumpling. The 'State' of 'Things' with Justin, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/889892416-scott-johnson-27-tms-1985-i-aint-sayin-shes-a-beet-digger.mp3
TMS 1984: A Bra-der understanding
Published: Thu, 03 Sep 2020
Description: Sixteen Holodecks, No Waiting. Jim Rainer, The Alpha Passive Aggressive Female Dog! He Asked for More Sauce, but They Wouldn't Give Him Any More Sauce. Pervy Broccoli. How do you pronounce Julia Louieeeeeeeeeeees-Dreyfus? Half-Gorilla Girl Stabbing Bricks in a Haunted House. Capable Presley. Hot Beef in Your Crotch. Mayor McCheese took it in the shorts. Worked the Factory, Did the Thing, Came Home. Papa Was a Small Claims Court Plaintiff. Theres A shortage of Desks, Bicycles, Coins, and Soda Cans! Deep Fried Caulk Dusted with Cinnamon. Soft or Hard Shell? Wendi Contains Multitudes and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/886998601-scott-johnson-27-tms-1984-a-bra-der-understanding.mp3
TMS 1983: Discount Ninja Cats
Published: Wed, 02 Sep 2020
Description: Barely Legally Blonde. Tell Them What They Can't Win, Brian. I like puppiieeeeeeees. Ramifications of the Lady Hole. 50 Shades Of Greyjoy. One Capote, Two Capote, Red Capote, Blue Capote. I don't always dream, but when I do, I dream cheaply. Nikolaj Coster-Waldenbooks. Mom's Dark Companion. Francine McGillicutty Pinochle. Bogey Sandwich on your 6! Raw Earth Metal Sandwich. There's gold in that there toilet! Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/886388551-scott-johnson-27-tms-1983-discount-ninja-cats.mp3
TMS 1982: Men Without Pants!
Published: Tue, 01 Sep 2020
Description: Her name is Ripley, believe it or not. Twisted Spaghetti Turd. I like Bill and Ted Threeeeeeeeee. This isn't real, Derek! I'm Not As Dead As I Look, signed, Herman Cain. News Flash: Shade Reduces Sunlight. Do you one-finger it, or double thumb it? Let me Pause my minidisc plater. I Might Actually Put Pants On. 420 Elephants Can't be Wrong. The Pointer Sister. September Hibernation Patterns of American Idiots. Big Ordinance is More Fun Than Tiny Bullets. Feeding the Sea Otters and Squealing a lot. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/885765712-scott-johnson-27-tms-1982-men-without-pants.mp3
TMS 1981: Swedish Meatdesk
Published: Mon, 31 Aug 2020
Description: K.K. Rhymerreiner. There Are 3 Million Ways Brian Could Check Your Prostate. That little Frogman sure can Rock. I'm Not Woke, I Need Coffee. AMC nesting Popcorn. I feel funny Mr Stark, like when i had to climb the rope in gym class. Back to Practical Deaths. Warlocks have the best shoes cause of their Solebinding skills. Mad Morbius: Hero Road. Patrick Navel of Duran Duran Fame and Playboy Artist. Hardcore Sesame Street Disney Covers. Snip-Snipper, Where They Take the Vagina Out. Richards kind penguin. Sniffing Glue with Bill, Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/885146488-scott-johnson-27-tms-1981-swedish-meatdesk.mp3
TMS 1980: Kerfuffle in the Korn
Published: Thu, 27 Aug 2020
Description: A spoonful of mustard makes magnesium goes down! Don't Get Legal Advice From Twitter. Naked Drone Guy. A Clown murder is a crime of Passion. Shrek's A Little Stiff Now. literal vomit to verbal vomit. Next Door Karen is the worst! Ya Queen Phoenix. Mother Baldwin is Tired. Colin Farrel is a tasty dish. Blame The Beef Jerky. Get off my air space!!! Marcus Aeriola. Faux White Men. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/883053832-scott-johnson-27-tms-1980-kerfuffle-in-the-korn.mp3
TMS 1979: Nudist Loses his sack
Published: Wed, 26 Aug 2020
Description: Grand Theft Dildo. Jason Steak-Umms. All on the Coronocoaster. Banana Hammock, Mankini, Brokini... same fruit different pouch. We had a legal dispute and a PR battle broke out. Game of Corner Offices. Don't Lick Other People's Fingers. I dont like bro-kiiiiniiiiiiiii's. A Hearty Time Stew. Mo Money, Mo Ashtray! BB8 out of BB10. Donkeycraft Country. Canada Brewery Is Sorry for the Pubic Hair. Tom does not succumb to PR pressure. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/882461569-scott-johnson-27-tms-1979-nudist-loses-his-sack.mp3
TMS 1978: Physical People Doin' Party Business
Published: Tue, 25 Aug 2020
Description: The World Is Stinky With Juniors. Toy, Poop, Toy, Poop, Toy, Poop. Vampire Pettyjohn. Dicetomato doesn't like beeeeeeees! Reely Reely French! Hard Baked Barf Patty. Centrist Voltron. What About Being Low Falootin? Lucy Alan Hale Jr. The Whelming Was Coming From Inside the House! reverse the polarity on the platrom. Mr. Areola, I Nip Slipped his name. Draculas, you say? Jury uses the whole buffalo and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/881880739-scott-johnson-27-tms-1978-physical-people-doin-party-business.mp3
TMS 1977: One Of The Genesai
Published: Mon, 24 Aug 2020
Description: His Back Area Is A LOT Nicer Than When I Was There! Your pinky is weak and without honor. I don't like Pink-eeeeees. How Can You Use Your Zoom if You Don't Eat Your Google Meat? Build your own Cockpit and go crazy! Sega Has Fallen and Can't Get Up! Lack of Fiber at the Johnson House. My Bread is Darker! Toss the Mic in the New Bidet. Do the nails match the beard? A Little Flesh Hose! I hate when I can't see my own mountains. Thanos never forgets the glove. Anyways, Back To Bill's Wood. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/881239648-scott-johnson-27-tms-1977-one-of-the-genesai.mp3
TMS 1976: It Comes Out of the Squid Hole
Published: Thu, 13 Aug 2020
Description: SQUIDS DON'T HAVE BUTTS! Ride-a-Roni: The South Dakota Treat! Let your freak frag fry. The Great Pyramids of Chattanooga. I don't like SCSIiiiiiiiiiiiiiii? Jeff @ Jeff. Jeff. It Comes Out of the Squid Hole. Dollywood Coaster: The Biggest Hills Drops Ever. Sweet, Edgy Milk. It expires, a week ago. Point Like An Egyptian! Flomax: Pee Like a Toddler. Puffy Pill-Shaped iPhone. Dollywood Velociraptor Rehab. Stretch it like Veronica's Sausage. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/875272999-scott-johnson-27-tms-1976-it-comes-out-of-the-squid-hole.mp3
TMS 1975: Das Chutes
Published: Wed, 12 Aug 2020
Description: Comedians Outside Of Cars Enforcing Parking. Probed By The Magic School-bus! Answer the Francophone, It's Ringing! Oui Oui! AirDVD: Be Kind, Rewind. Air B&B Kind, Please Rewind. Burnt Kirk Playing Joust. The Very Specific Pacific Islands. B'ok Choy! You're Greens Have No Honor! Coca-Cola, the Refreshing Liquid Drink. It's OK for the Second White Guy to Repeat the Slur. For Some Reason, 'Shalom' Comes to Mind. How Does a Klingon Say Hello? They Don't! Just Like a School Bus in the Urethra. The Loveboat, boldly going where no boat has gone before. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/874613593-scott-johnson-27-tms-1975-das-chutes.mp3
TMS 1974: SMATHMOUSH!
Published: Tue, 11 Aug 2020
Description: Men Without Talking Heads! SomeBODY Once Told Me, You're Gonna Get Coronie. Why does your Prostate smell like Mr. Clean? Nary a Yang to Be Seen. Jim Job Jibberson, He Was Great. Turns out, Brian IS full of crap. TMS, now with less Stream. You Gotta Complete the Sentence! Squishy Doughnut Problems. He Had Some Kind Of -Itis. Bear Down and Say Cumquat. A Streisand Effect on a Quiet Riot. Dogs Don't Like Paltrow's Kitty! Scarf-wearing baguette business. Smithing Foam with Bill! VP Predictions with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/874055248-scott-johnson-27-tms-1974-smathmoush.mp3
TMS 1973: ASCII MASCII
Published: Mon, 10 Aug 2020
Description: Men Still can't find the Inappropriate button. I don't like dolls that go WHEEEEEEE! Holy Moly Attacked by Guacamole. was Troy with the Horse? The Metallica Corporation. Piff the Green Charizard. There's A Reason My Nipple is Bleeding. The Dahmer Cooking Show, we just make food over here. Brian's hard out before his hard in. White Blobs Aren't Scary. Guac Attack. Small batch delivery. Don't let anyone pick your bum. Talkin' Fun With Stephen Schleicher and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/873454105-scott-johnson-27-tms-1973-ascii-mascii.mp3
TMS 1972: Hoagieist
Published: Wed, 05 Aug 2020
Description: Chicken feet are fowl. I don't like Giulianiiiiiiiiiiii? Planet of the Glape Apes. Look at My Chipotle from 1652. Whooping Crane Tastes Like Whooping Chicken. Licking Somebody's Pipe. That Swag is Fyre, Yo. Tackling The Undercarriage. The SanWitcher. Take a Penny, Eat a Penny. Hey, is it Too Early For a Cheese Sandwich? COVID-SG1. May Your Thunder-dome Always Be Full. Tom's Tech time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/870709477-scott-johnson-27-tms-1972-hoagieist.mp3
TMS 1971: S Ranked Pizza
Published: Tue, 04 Aug 2020
Description: Elon Musk is a shit tweet away from being a supervillain. TMS is my Emotional Support Podcast. Vanjunctivitis. Cheesus S Crust. Beginagains. Scott's eye is goopy....Scott's eye is not supposed to be poopy. Nick can't have pets at his apartment? Ok Boomer. She's Lump, it's in her neck! Hot-Tub Grapefruit Machine. I don't like TikTok Teeeeeeeeeens?! Giving the Stink Eye to the Pink Eye. Wouldn't it be nice to have Metabolism on your side? Garbage Collection Nodes. What's The Difference Between A Dog & A Monkey? Taking College Classes with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/870086530-scott-johnson-27-tms-1971-s-ranked-pizza.mp3
TMS 1970: The Stan Lee Hotel
Published: Mon, 03 Aug 2020
Description: Ariana Grande should not be allowed to lick anybody's donuts. Salt is No Longer on the Table. I don't like Pastrieeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! (donuts). Snakeface McGee. Raise a Big Pink Shrine to Ryan. pooping between a rock and a hard place. Hi! I'm Mike Bison!! Jack Only Reached Twice. Star Trek: Burger Castle. How much Canadian is in your TV? Cubic French Toast. Shaving down to the shorties. Romancing The Colonel! Don't use a kid as a measuring stick. Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/869492014-scott-johnson-27-tms-1970-the-stan-lee-hotel.mp3
TMS 1969: More Wood Paneling, Please.
Published: Thu, 30 Jul 2020
Description: Alien the Movie Aliens Alien. That went places, deep places. Don't wanna leave you without a Ding. I don't like BEEEEEE GEEEEEEES. Pet Karma Chameleon. I Did Not Shoot The Deckutive. Calling me fat? Let me put down my donut and investigate this. Big D and His Colon! I'd Like To Buy a Bowel. Justice League was dark....Justin Leagues not supposed to be dark. Frogpants Baby Making Supply and Storage, Excelsior. Referral Madness. Dream of One-Eyed Basketball Aliens. Smell of Paper and Book. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/867293215-scott-johnson-27-tms-1969-more-wood-paneling-please.mp3
TMS 1968: Showbot is DOWN!
Published: Wed, 29 Jul 2020
Description: Is Your Nintendo Switch Trying To Kill You? What Three Brands Of Store-Bought Lemonade Contain Mercury? Florida Man known for Easter bunny fight arrested after hit-and-run. Martian Space Tires. IN SPACE! Matthew Loves Cocaine. BEES! BEES! MILLIONS OF BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! Johnny Depp deposits Dinner! Matlock to star in Perry Mason. Peter Gabriel actually shocked a monkeeeeeeeeey. I don’t like weeeeeeeeeeeeeed …. Much. Brian decided to take vow of silence and will move to Tibet. Public Enemy is So Old They Are Now Public Enemy. Subtitled For Non-Canadian Viewers. Got To Have Faith, If Your In The Go-Go’s. Tom's Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/866659198-scott-johnson-27-tms-1968-showbot-is-down.mp3
TMS 1967: I Loved Zenndayagram In Spider-Man!
Published: Tue, 28 Jul 2020
Description: I don't like COVID nineteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen. It's all fun and games until someone wears Panties as a Mask. Is basically a plumbus. WHAT THE HELL IS IN THIS DISCORD CHAT??!? He's Cute.... The Dog, Not The Guy... Cable News: Caustic Acid for the Eyeballs. A Ding Dong in Italy Decided on Longitude. I'm the testicles. Problematic, Not Pornographic.Frieda Von Slapperburrglegrb. What are your state pants? Bean Spackle. Aliens were here but they left. Being Sketchy With Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/866088565-scott-johnson-27-tms-1967-i-loved-zenndayagram-in-spider-man.mp3
TMS 1966: NEVER Trust A Chest!
Published: Mon, 27 Jul 2020
Description: I don't like Naziiiiiiiiiis! Darth...Marquis or Vader? But here's my number, so call me Daisy. ALWAYS the Cultists! Star Trek by the Bell. Print one out for my homies. Beware the Amber Heard Turd. Avatar 2, Coming In Time for Your Grandchildren to See It. The coin that gives you the Clap. You Stopped At Moist Vessel. Humans are Without Honor. Smack a Nazi with a Salami. Positive he didn't test positive. Major Spoilers! Darrell who's 53% Salt, 47% Water and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/865464301-scott-johnson-27-tms-1966-never-trust-a-chest.mp3
TMS 1965: Strawberries 2.0 I think we got the bugs out?
Published: Thu, 23 Jul 2020
Description: She Sure Looked Surprised When We Discovered Her! Underwear Only Blocks 95% Of Fart Droplets. My tongue brushed the top part. Verizon doesn't like peeeeeeeee. Paper, you ever recycled paper, lookatit Brian is puking, Scott is pooping. In Russia, Chicken Nugget Print You. Hell Year 2020! I'd Take A Bite Off Of Barry's Burger. He's Got Bags Of Pennies, Like My Grandfather! Boat Mom Fight. Big Fresh Load of Day. Ibbott is now a verb. I Got a Bingo Because Brian Can Mimic the Original iPhone Ringtone. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/863230096-scott-johnson-27-tms-1965-strawberries-20-i-think-we-got-the-bugs-out.mp3
TMS 1964: Repugnant Bikes
Published: Wed, 22 Jul 2020
Description: Dunaway gets his Flag knowledge from King of the Hill. Hold On, I Gotta Yell at My Kids. Dunaway needs cookieeeeeeeeeees. Wait the Thong doesn't go on my feet? The Place by the Acoustic Hole. Have you Rebooted Your Coffee? Ice Cream With King George. Nobody expects the Darren Acquisition! Scott's Midlife Crisis. Katya Eatin' a Burger. Speed 2: Why so Fast? Greyhound is that about dogs or busses? A Walkman on Wheels! Heated Canadian. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/862584667-scott-johnson-27-tms-1964-repugnant-bikes.mp3
TMS 1963: Nip Cut O'Flip
Published: Tue, 21 Jul 2020
Description: Scott dreams of electric Gilmore Girls. Tasted Like Gasmeat. I'm Scott Johnson And I'm Here To Say. I hate Funco Pops! Except for that one. And that one. Don't Put Ye In A Corner! My Bible Is Printed in Kanye Sans. Those cardboard cutouts don't look very animated. Monkeybananas for America! City Names, how do they work? Reams Pants and Food Emporium. Rearranging The Big Chunks. If push comes to shove I'll eat Lucio'os. Johnner Walkie. I don't like Yeezyyyyyyyyy. Making Things With Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/862004872-scott-johnson-27-tms-1963-nip-cut-oflip.mp3
TMS 1962: Hey...Smell My Leg!!
Published: Mon, 20 Jul 2020
Description: Denver Zoo is doing this new thing where they are open. Scott Johnson, Professional numerologist. Amazon: delivering life in little brown boxes. Whose Dude is it Anyway? A Bug on the Fork is Worth Two in Your Hand! The Middle Aged Mutants. 27 Deaths Later. Mad Max: Fury Review. I don't like chimpanzeeeeeeeeeees? Andrew Dice Macio. Someone is going to fill Pat Robertson's hole. 27 Tales of the Immortal Berserker Keanu. If not Maury, then definitely Jerry. Garbage food with a garbage business model. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/861352483-scott-johnson-27-tms-1962-heysmell-my-leg.mp3
TMS 1961: Mass Mansplaining
Published: Thu, 16 Jul 2020
Description: KK Yodeler. Man finds Caterprie in Broccoli and tries to evolve it into Butterfree. This Falls breakout hit Walmart Idol. Ibbott couldn't tweet...and didn't notice. I don't like Sous-Viiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide. Cancel Culture with Fruit on the Bottom. Clean your Stinky Sausage. The Meat Leapt Off the Bone! Simmering in its Own Sarcasm Juices. My 500 lbs Brother-in-Law. Fights Paparazzi and Collects Cars. Carl's Jr Dirty Salad. Exiting From A Cow's Butt. Meat-Collab. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/859096105-scott-johnson-27-tms-1961-mass-mansplaining.mp3
TMS 1960: Taft Was THICC
Published: Wed, 15 Jul 2020
Description: I don't like NBC (eeeeeeeeeeeeeee). Scott Does Not Partake In The Chuck. Does He Still Need TP For His Bunghole? Love Sex Robot Magick. Tomorrow's Show Will Be Called There is No Show on Friday. Swabbing Up The Chute!! The Price is Right for neutering your pets. My Shorts Are Not Animated. It's My Day Off, Leave Me Alone! Crunchy, crunchy, squatty stuff. The Power of Muse Compels You! Peacock on the TikTok. Southern Saliva Control. Let Us Know If You Hate MMFR. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/858494128-scott-johnson-27-tms-1960-taft-was-thicc.mp3
TMS 1959: Here Bidet, Gone Tomorrow
Published: Tue, 14 Jul 2020
Description: Strange Butthole Placement. Every Jordan needs their Pippen. Twenty-five women and a guy named Steve. I don't line those teeeeeeth. So you know the year. What do you want? A Cookie! What The Hell's Going On With Your Head? Doo-doot-do-do-do walking shark. Do sharks have legs cause I really wanted to know-ow. Australian accents make me schplatz! Before the cream sits out too long You must Bic it. Chastity at a Whorehouse. Jet-skis cured my ear-worms. A Cold Jolt Up the Toilet Pipe. Justin Eye for the Scott Guy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/857899381-scott-johnson-27-tms-1959-here-bidet-gone-tomorrow.mp3
TMS 1958: 1920's Fapper Business
Published: Mon, 13 Jul 2020
Description: This candle smells like my butt. Black Tie COVID Party Across the Street. Happy Birthday Old People. All the flappy ladies. Insert the back-straightening stick where? Scott & Kim, The Porch Monsters. You're thinking about nipples and crochet needles. Duplicate Kermits. It Went Loo Loo Bloosh Bloosh. The Great Fapsby Party. That's Arctic Forest, Not a Vagina! Helluva Mandella. So, should I shower with my dirty mouse, or just put it in the dishwasher? I don't like Terminator Threeeeeeeee? Major Spoilers! Regular Volume Darrell and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/857253481-scott-johnson-27-tms-1958-1920s-fapper-business.mp3
TMS 1957: A Reptile Dis-function
Published: Thu, 09 Jul 2020
Description: Urination Frustration. No Accents Left Behind. Turbulent Murder Snake. Anyway a guy died. Soft Tissue in the Ensuing Tussle. Weaponized Hallmark Movie Essence. If you can't be in Vegas, feel like you're in Vegas. You're Always Taking a Bet on Cornhole. Scott and Brian do Hamilton. Casinos like to take Brian's Moneeeeeeey. Irish to Pi-rish. Don't call your Girls Easy. Take Umbrage with Anti-Norm Sentiments. No Coke Zero? Give Me Five Whiskies. Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/855058516-scott-johnson-27-tms-1957-a-reptile-disfunction.mp3
TMS 1956: No Show Tomorrow
Published: Tue, 07 Jul 2020
Description: I do like TEAAAAAAAAA. French Fry Guillotine. I've got HoHo's... in different area codes. A Solid 69%. TMS: the Boys Try to Alter Their Netflix History. My Floor Constitutional. That's How Hostess Rolls. I ain't Saying he's a gold digger, but he ain't gonna be a vote rigger. Wiener Rights! Which Constitutional Amendment allows me to pee in your house? It's all fat because my eyes are bad. Arrivederci Fiero. Glitter Safety with Bill. The Venn diagram of Kanye & Presidential Elections is Justin Robert Young and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/853781146-scott-johnson-27-tms-1956-no-show-tomorrow.mp3
TMS 1955: Adults can’t Adult
Published: Mon, 06 Jul 2020
Description: Scott contemplates the size of his Tip. 3 Doors Down? Close enough. Man falls in well, takes 3d6 damage. Darrell is Back, Mostly. You may need to squint your ears to hear him. I don't like barenaked ladieeeeeeeeeeeeees. Soccer? I Don't Even Know Her! Didn't Try to Put the Young Parts In. David Muppet Crosby. Aliens vs Predators vs Avengers. Quivering Ring of Orange Jello. Have You Heard Of Hamilton? Losty McLoster Pants. Stupid Plaid Coat and Laughing Fat Guy. Stephen Schlei-car.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/853150150-scott-johnson-27-tms-1955-adults-cant-adult.mp3
TMS 1954: Don Cheeto the Fragile
Published: Thu, 02 Jul 2020
Description: I like stealing candEEEEEEE. A week late and a Ke$ha short. The Adventures of Spice-naughts and Micro Girls. Scott ruins children's dreams. Furiousa von Larue. Violent Male jumps into police arms in a fishy situation. Take me Down to Pulled Pork City. Slipped All Three Of Our Minds. Lurleen and Pleasance. The Most British-Ass Thing Ever On The Show. Dealing with Petit Larceny. My mom is now Skeletor! Well Done Canada For Still Being Canada. Need One Hell Of A Shower After This. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/850970830-scott-johnson-27-tms-1954-don-cheeto-the-fragile.mp3
TMS 1953: Rock People Scissors
Published: Wed, 01 Jul 2020
Description: The Doggarito Day Afternoons. LASER DICKS! Kim leaves enough food in Scott's bowl. All Movies are Black and White if You Turn the Color Off. A Double Sided DVD Tape. Consummate Your Consommé. Can you Smellllll what the ABE IS Cooking. Kung Fu Dunk. Twitch done Glitch and Blockchain Made My Brain Itch. Cross My Wires with Ferngully. No Shortage of Nipples. BARTOK! Starring Larry Bartok! A Half-Century of Tom. A Nicole sized hole to fill in reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/850332166-scott-johnson-27-tms-1953-rock-people-scissors.mp3
TMS 1952: Elliot Goa'uld
Published: Tue, 30 Jun 2020
Description: I don't like carp herpeeeeeeees. Do you have Herpes? Don't be Koi. Panini Mackaneenee. Aging Celebrity Ghouls. Bathroom Attendant Hands You A Towel After Grabbing Your Crotch. Elliot Gould. He has the meats. And the lowest interest rates. Stinks like Space Juggalos. List of 4 Things: Raspberry, Rum, Crocs, and a Candle? Wake Me up When I'm the Piano Man. Crappy Beef on Bread. they can't search for porn on my watch. Is that your perfume or are we just in space? Gnarly Bush Brows. How Are You In The Hair Department These Days? You can't handle the tooth! Justin and Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/849723991-scott-johnson-27-tms-1952-elliot-goauld.mp3
TMS 1951: Ded Lepperd
Published: Mon, 29 Jun 2020
Description: Toxic Bitch Pee. Pizza is Beautiful.... And Maybe Stolen. I Don't Like Beer Treeeeeeeees. Do dogs have masks cause I really wanted to knooooww. How Else Am I Going to Cook My Books? Nerve Bone Connected to the Tooth Bone. Magical land of corn. Simulated Poopstain. Constipation Class. The Romulan Senator....was that a Romulan? Let's Find that Big Ol' Penis. Hyperbolic Tongue. Just Give Me The Horse Tranquilliser. Street Fighter: Karen - is this real life? Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/849053947-scott-johnson-27-tms-1951-ded-lepperd.mp3
TMS 1950: Men Without Cats
Published: Thu, 25 Jun 2020
Description: As we know the Baby was a leopard. Looking at the Wrong Hepburn. Rocking Back And Forth, Singing Milli Vanilli. I don't like Sweeeeds! Thicc with 2 Seas. All my slots are full. On this week's episode of Making Fudge with Van. Bill Burr Baggins. Hobo Slave-1 doesn't do it for me. my favorite flavor is baking soda. THE CHICKEN WAS MEL GIBSON! Cat 1 of 13. The iguana isn't a health issue, it's a topping. The Weirdo in the Corner Doing Coke. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/846807811-scott-johnson-27-tms-1950-men-without-cats.mp3
TMS 1949: No One Expects The Spanish Restoration
Published: Wed, 24 Jun 2020
Description: Shove that up your Night Attack. Show me on this painting where the Spaniard Retouched you. I'm Brian Ibbott And I Put A Whole Coconut In My Butthole. I don't like MIT eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? His coffin has nipples. Is Maxi Shields Related to Brooke Shields? For Some Reason I Get People Farting A Lot! Is she bones in a bag? The Haunting of Hype House. Volkswagen-Sized Gloomhaven Box. Proomed! Fred And Can Campaign 2020. I can't wear the shoes. All Batmen have a Kuh. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/846062149-scott-johnson-27-tms-1949-no-one-expects-the-spanish-restoration.mp3
TMS 1948: Do Podcasters Dream of Electric Peeps?
Published: Tue, 23 Jun 2020
Description: I'm Gonna Be Really Dumb Here For A Second. The Birds and the Beeeeeeeeeees. Tout Suite much Hassle. Peep Skeleton. Pooping Sugar Ribbons. 9 times out of 10... it's a Dildo. Go Deep for Talking Moose. Chicken Banging. Doxxing Jennie. There's A Little Bit Of Hang-Me-Down. Exploding your You Yous. ROCKET TOOBS! Hi, this is Roger. I hate my life. Leave a message. Women Lay Eggs All the Time. Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/845450236-scott-johnson-27-tms-1948-do-podcasters-dream-of-electric-peeps.mp3
TMS 1947: Dog-flung breast milk
Published: Mon, 22 Jun 2020
Description: What's My First Name, Scott? I like beeeeeeeeeeeeean Crosby. A Little Vaseline Keeps the Focus Away. Nonstop Humpage. Centripidal Boobs. Little Steps with Connie. Detwoit Wedwings. The Philly Red Lights. Mutant Pig Ribs. Gloomhaven Targaryan. Scott's Not Your Mom. Greatest Thing Since Sliced Husbands. Non-Stop Humpage. Uphill, Both Ways, In the Blazing Sun. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/844812259-scott-johnson-27-tms-1947-dog-flung-breast-milk.mp3
TMS 1946: Contains No Ladies, Barenaked or Otherwise
Published: Thu, 18 Jun 2020
Description: I like kimchiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. Farting with Full Intent. There was an old Frogpants that swallowed a fly. Broccoli is better when it's meat. You, Your Cat and your Johnson's. Bed, Bath, and Batman Beyond. It's the Half-Shirt What does It! Is this your cat? OK see ya later. Mouth Guard Mount was my adult film finishing move. A Very Slim Chance Of The Bubonic Plague. TMS Full of Misinformation. Fined for full intent Farting. Farting on a Park Bench (Aqualung). Crotch: the One Point of Contact. And more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/842507026-scott-johnson-27-tms-1946-contains-no-ladies-barenaked-or-otherwise.mp3
TMS 1945: Throne King Man
Published: Wed, 17 Jun 2020
Description: I don't like USBEEEEEEEEEEEEEs. Dandy Long Legs. I am the bug who knocks! The Gray Thing You Sit In, aka Chair. Bread Buttered by Butterfree. Always Bet on Arse-Anal. TMS's SEO is a POS. It's A Me, Finishing Him! Back on the Herman Miller. Scott Likes a Small But Sturdy Cable! Do you even nerd, bro? Jade is right there under Kung-Lau. Check Out The Brain On Brian. A Little Bit Of Unholy Heck! Tom's Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/841889734-scott-johnson-27-tms-1945-throne-king-man.mp3
TMS 1944: Gave Me the Double Ebert
Published: Tue, 16 Jun 2020
Description: C IS FOR CRACKWHORE! Stroke Me With A Mop! Somebody order a break-in? When survival is on the line... eat the dog. Shit on a Shingle. Green Arrow is Budget Batman. Change my mind. What Is Grimace? Because Like I Am Really Wanting To Know. He Was All Lubey. Is That a Knife in Your Trousers, or are You Just Happy to See Me? Who's This Purple Headed Idiot? two thumbs up for Boomer's butt. Dr Teeth and the Meth Heads. Holding no Grudgeberg. Brian's Old Guy Sleep Stuff. Making Foam Things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/841297123-scott-johnson-27-tms-1944-gave-me-the-double-ebert.mp3
TMS 1943: Devirginator Of Mustard
Published: Mon, 15 Jun 2020
Description: The Annual Mother's Day Face Licking Contest. Kicking the Poo Under the Rug! Pokemon buddy will get the balls for you. No Slit for My Hotdog. The LAN before time. Ohiowa. Kim Dodged the Covid Bullet! The Dog Shusherer! Eating With Our Masks Off. Pokemon Stay. I don't like Beeeeeeezus! Pick a Lane June. Went To A Literal Farm Upstate. President Musk Mask. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/840660370-scott-johnson-27-tms-1943-devirginator-of-mustard.mp3
TMS 1942: The Gwim Weaper
Published: Thu, 11 Jun 2020
Description: Jim Raynor the Female Pez Dispenser. The Hot Tub Was Blocked By A Treeeeeeeeeee! 99.9% Not Political! Depeste Mode. Toad Vomit... It's The Jam! Machete Crossing. Thrown Pickle Causes a Big Dill! Peeing Between Sam Goody and Waldon Books. Hunting Rabbits with a Scythe. One Hundred Quatloos for the Newcomer! sometimes they invent gravity, sometimes it's toad vomit. The problem is your Foo, not the pandemic. Yogi bear territory. Tiny little poo nugget. John Bonham Carter. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/838366108-scott-johnson-27-tms-1942-the-gwim-weaper.mp3
TMS 1941: Mission SwimPossible!
Published: Wed, 10 Jun 2020
Description: Meanwhile, At the Babble Royale. What's Nicole's Name? I Don't Like Sick Beeeeeeeats. Nothing like some Fatty Nuts. Spanish Spice Girls. Scooping Out Your Own Nuts. Pound down a whole bottle of Pinot. 1990s Ass Politics. It's all Gleek to me. A Bucket Of Flop Sweat! Form of, Helvetica! Shape of, Italics! Here's a buncha music, buncha music and STOP. No One Could Blow Like Old Fatty Nuts. Harrison Left Side Grumpy. Tom's Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/837693115-scott-johnson-27-tms-1941-mission-swimpossible.mp3
TMS 1940: Barenaked Zoom Party
Published: Tue, 09 Jun 2020
Description: Scott Hasn't Experienced a Proper Dump in a Long Time! I don't like Bare Naked Ladieeeeeeees. Getting all your rocks in the right place. Brian's Mystery Date Ended with a Big Bang. Monty's Full Email. Eyes Admiral Ackbar far Apart. My Lovely Dirty Dumps. Crusty Paint Hands. It's not the worse thing to put in your mouth. Thin with a few floaties. Pirates at the end of the Rainbow. Pitbull & Pig is the new Ke$ha Timber Coverband. Flipperdoodles in the Pool. Ask for Alejandro from Salvador. Protesting Things with Bill! Commiserating with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/837082018-scott-johnson-27-tms-1940-barenaked-zoom-party.mp3
TMS 1939: The Mask of Alejandro
Published: Thu, 04 Jun 2020
Description: Kale Meth, The Superfood! I Don't Like Acai-eee. Dallas Police get sent down a K-Pop Hole. Vote No on Covid 19. Sprinklers sprayed brown...sprinklers are not supposed to spray brown. Define Dump. Avoid the Solenoids. Brian Has Seven Poodledragons. Joanie Loves a Chachi Berry! Cats suck I hate Cats. Does anyone know a good Plumber? Random Patches Of Hair. Fraternal Twin Cities. Use Salt to Coax out Your Worms. Exclusive Wendi Dopamine on Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/834126049-scott-johnson-27-tms-1939-the-mask-of-alejandro.mp3
TMS 1938: Fournagers
Published: Wed, 03 Jun 2020
Description: I don't want to wake up having bought everything on Alibaba. I'd be sad too if I got karate chopped in the cornhole. I like EEEEEEEEEEEEE-paper. All Butthole All the Time. A salt assault gun. Everyone was Bunghole Fighting! Do You Like to Breeeeeed? Ch-Ching But Not in a Racist Way. There are different sized rubber bullets you can get. Dad's Root Beer and Sha Na Na. The Starship is Nothing without Jefferson. Goldfinch... that's a Fish, Right? Ambien Induced Shopping. Does TMS Have Braydens Because I Really Wanted to Know! Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/833448058-scott-johnson-27-tms-1938-fournagers.mp3
TMS 1937: Paint Pilaf
Published: Tue, 02 Jun 2020
Description: Half a subway sandwich marked Fred. Imagine, if you will, a Fake Unicorn. Male Narwhals are NOT horny, that's the tooth. Never Shoot Your Stuff Into Weird Places! Hot Pocket Sing-a-Long. That one time they didn't look , she had a baby. Miss-Counting Tigers. Don't Eff Up My Las Vegas! I Kissed the Police, by Howard Jones. A Narwhal Named Harrison Fjord! Yo slow down light! Byrons Have Their Own Convention. Caesar's Left Boob. Solo Street Screamer. Making Things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/832900087-scott-johnson-27-tms-1937-paint-pilaf.mp3
TMS 1936: Record-Breaking Pucker Butt!
Published: Mon, 01 Jun 2020
Description: Mooning Mower Makes Many Mad! Fruitbowls and Pressed Ham...Oh My! I prefer the regular maul over the Dire Maul. Giving Him A Case Of Corona....... Beer. Eating at Dave's felt hinkey to the Ibbotts. Genuine Jackassery Happens! A Tiger saw no man. The Breath of Sunshine was a great Mario/Zelda crossover. Beat the Schmitt out of him. Wailing Caverns 2: Electric Boogaloo. Brian Dunaway, STRONG like bull. Gonna Get Prego. Brian Got Jolly By Mooning! What's the length? What's the thickness? Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/832284364-scott-johnson-27-tms-1936-record-breaking-pucker-butt.mp3
TMS 1935: Good Es Arppening
Published: Thu, 28 May 2020
Description: Three Young Bolivian Brothers. HBO's Redundant Department of Redundancy Department! Living Your Best 2FA Life. A Murder of Muppets. How Many Bollocks In A Bag? Do Psychopaths Dream of Electrocuting sheep? Two Small Things, Starring Scott and Brian. It's Idaho, DAMMIT! I am not racist, I just reference racist movies. Fall into the family Gap plan. One Angry Captain Dipshit. How Often Do You Feed Your Jacket?! Wolfgang Amadeus Jack. Is that a Mercedes Benz or a piece of crap. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/829921018-scott-johnson-27-tms-1935-good-es-arppening.mp3
TMS 1934: I'm gonna heal your bum
Published: Wed, 27 May 2020
Description: Dr Frasier Becker, CSI: Good Cyber Place. 2 holes 1 straw. A Queen in the Palace is Worth Two in the Bush! We Asked For More Fishburne But They Didn't Have Any More Fishburne. The underground monkey hates it when you time travel. Queen in the Quown. Rectal Faith Healer. A Tall Stick Of Slim-Jim. Get me out this bush, PHILLIP! Is Ted Danson Regular? Keep Your Rhinestones in Your Jockstrap! Dramedies vs Commas. Stop Trying to live in your 3D World. The Smell of Jimmy Velvet. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomenals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/829198390-scott-johnson-27-tms-1934-im-gonna-heal-your-bum.mp3
TMS 1933: Semi Soggy Croutons
Published: Tue, 26 May 2020
Description: Bring me the soul of Olivia Munn! Terry Bradshaw's Tight End. Kathy Bates makes me want Pancakes. Lockjaw from Tetris. BRING IT WIKIPEDIA GUY! No Shirt, No Slippers, No House Shoes, No Mask, No Beekeepers Suit. Naked Villagers and Talking Turnips. Skin Fishing in the hole of Misery. Ancient Mayan Buttholes. Frogpants vs. AARP: Battle at 4pm. Psychic Should Have Seen it Coming! I Assumed They Pooped, But Not All The Time! The Governmental Pickle. Bill from Punished Poops! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/828536497-scott-johnson-27-tms-1933-semi-soggy-croutons.mp3
TMS 1932: Never Go Full Hibbert
Published: Thu, 21 May 2020
Description: Watermelon Felon. Scott's Twinkie Shrunk! Hold on, Brian needs to pop a balloon. The Blind Melonheads. Oh! M'Nards! The Ugly Hemsworth. Little Pissed Off Scottish Miners. Uncle Frank survived in the attic for years, you'll be okay. Far-Flung Dirty Space Future. The blonde guy is angry at the dead guy. Mmmmm...Buttered Ham! Bananas aren't supposed to be black. Plastic Surgery Falling off the Bone. Karate Chop the Rat. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/825231160-scott-johnson-27-tms-1932-never-go-full-hibbert.mp3
TMS 1931: Scott Paid The Milk Jug Price!
Published: Wed, 20 May 2020
Description: We do have a tight end. Your Title Goes Here! My Raid Team Says I Have Nothing To Do With Warcraft Either. You're Making Brian Bored Again!! Peeing outside of the Box. Send Me A Turtle. No one is guarding the potatoes. The Fred has Become the Scooby! Brian bought Tom Nook from Watto. Scott is a Little Melon Collie! A Long Snapper, Wide Receiver, and a Tight End...Man, Football is Dirty! A Privilege Of Karens. Hot Glue & Milk Jugs. Peterson's Hanging Bicuspid. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/824560648-scott-johnson-27-tms-1931-scott-paid-the-milk-jug-price.mp3
TMS 1930: Florence Henderson is down with the Tang
Published: Mon, 18 May 2020
Description: Don't Drink The Zoodle Water. Don't Treadmill on Me, Bro. Folsom Prison Muppet Show. Marty Feldman Eyes! Kansas is the New Nebraska. No gaps in the rings of speakage. Packin' some serious Beeker. Mel Brooks Cinematic Universe. Running With Fake People. Butter Noodle Chicken Thing. 3 Uncool Michigan Towns. The Fleshy Bits are out. Moist Benoist. The Brits say maths? That doesn't add up! Major Spoilers! Trek 1930 Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/823105105-scott-johnson-27-tms-1930-florence-henderson-is-down-with-the-tang.mp3
TMS 1929: Hartsock in a headlock
Published: Thu, 14 May 2020
Description: We Dedicate This Show to Mango the Kitten. Hold onto the Mammaries. I'm On A Zoo Call. I Said Heather, You A Hole! Suburban White Kids and Their Switchblades. Magnus Pike Blinded Us with Advisement. Dire Wolves Are Real To Me, Dammit! Mavis Would Be So Pissed. Cheeses of Nazareth. A vegan Royale. Jobby Jokes and Brian. Please Give Free Hotel Room A Free Hotel Room. Two-finger Tom. Turnip Cartel. length of subscription matters. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/820470442-scott-johnson-27-tms-1929-hartsock-in-a-headlock.mp3
TMS 1928: Optimus Prime Numbers
Published: Wed, 13 May 2020
Description: Don't Need Pants if You Don't Got Legs. Do you have to peeeeeeee? Follow me on Titter. Say Stafe! Secondhand Urine Bike. Can gnats live underground? Because I'd really like to know. Pinch a Nickel so Hard the Indian Rides the Buffalo. Adama Gunna Give It to You. Scott's Bush is full of gnats. The Morning Uncanny Valley. Sneaking Into His Six-Foot Distance. How's Your Face Tic? F-you, naked man and the bike you rode off on! Choose Your Own Adventure with Tom. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/819716893-scott-johnson-27-tms-1928-optimus-prime-numbers.mp3
TMS 1926: Doodles & Co.
Published: Mon, 11 May 2020
Description: Turnip Your Head and Cough. Hail Hydrate. Brian, The Jewish Mother. Power Washing the Baby. We're A Cult Without The Koolaid. Don't Shop For Me Argentina. The Poutine Province. Bill Murray's Body is not the United States. Read a Page, Rip a Page, Wipe! Never Folded Less Than Five. Making Noodles With Your Doodle Out. Is that a Mulligan in your pocket? or are you happy to see me. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/818296774-scott-johnson-27-tms-1926-doodles-co.mp3
TMS 2187: The Spice Squirrels!
Published: Mon, 11 Oct 2021
Description: Colonoscopies are a Real Shit Show. 13 Flavors At Raskin-Bobbins!! The Northern lights sound like Nickleback? I'm out. Nope to the Pope. Canadians Eat Like The Rest Of Us. World's Smallest Poutine Launcher. Rocky Road Colonoscopy is not a new Ben and Jerry's flavor. The TikTok McNugget Challenge! No 4:3 for you!! 612 Days of not watching Parasite. Sheldon's head on Batman's body. Carolinas Fist Bump. Never tell me the odds! Never tell me the calories! Let God Sort my Screws. Making Things with Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1139953519-scott-johnson-27-tms-2187-the-spice-squirrels.mp3
TMS 1925: Challenging Tightness
Published: Thu, 07 May 2020
Description: Right in the duty belt. Where's the beef, no really where is it! Murder Most Fowl. Loser drinks a small cup of queso. Naked man wearing pitbull yelling timber. Don't youtube for beefy and milky. Rick James Brown. Nightmares come from gingivitis. Sequels to all Stalone Movies, 2021. Dexter is less good without Dexter. Big sliding number puzzle mall. I'm not naked, I have a sock on! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/815656231-scott-johnson-27-tms-1925-challenging-tightness.mp3
TMS 1924: Bald Goatee Wearing Man
Published: Wed, 06 May 2020
Description: Twelve Years a Lupita Ding Dong. Going After The Middle-Hanging Fruit. I Think The Horse Is Dead Now. FLAG ON THE PLAY: Excessive celebration. Dry Cleaner dont want no Scrubs. By the way I licked pump number 5. I Can't Read Subtitles, Let's Remake It. Scooters are Cool, Boy... Real Cool. Bruce Willis and the Other People. Both Your Breathing Holes. Spaceshank Redemption. Fringe Hinge Culture. We Wouldn't Allow Michael Keaton. Hot Parts McGee. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/814903393-scott-johnson-27-tms-1924-bald-goatee-wearing-man.mp3
TMS 1923: Jar Jar Rabbit
Published: Tue, 05 May 2020
Description: If You're Chartreuse, It's Up the Caboose. Day 2 Sushi Bar. I Could Eat Expired Walmart Meat For Hours! Fresh Monk of Belair. Wendy Mcklunky. Taco Waca Titicaca. Let the Testes Hit the Floor! May We All Find Mexican Restaurants. Tiny Little Pimps. Why do monks have guns? Donald Duck Face Mug Shot Camper. Slathering Real Bacon All Over Town. Space Hitler, you know, from Alderaan. Get the frock outta here. Making things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/814203733-scott-johnson-27-tms-1923-jar-jar-rabbit.mp3
TMS 1922: Pants Off, Hammers Out
Published: Mon, 04 May 2020
Description: I don't like murder Beeeees. Between the First and Second Holes. Nothing Compares to MissCarterJ. I'm Standing, And My Pants Are Wet. Frosting his Nuggets. Wanna Grab Dinosaur Tomorrow? Alicia Silverstone: Yak Killer. R2D2's little saber slot. a squirrel crawled up into his undercarriage. I wanna see your Pig. People Are The Problem. Horkin' His Beans. Horseface Lizard Stick. Chet: The Weird Hanks. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/813433750-scott-johnson-27-tms-1922-pants-off-hammers-out.mp3
TMS: Drive By Fruiting
Published: Thu, 30 Apr 2020
Description: We Both Lost the Bet, so We Had to Have Sex. Always eat your soap with a spoon. Gidgit doesn't do cocaine, she just likes the way it smells. You Make the Sound Fed Ex. You can have NOPE. Has The Curb Been Sanitized? Tom Hanks did not work for Bing. Never slept better than with a ball-gag. Comparing Apples to OJ. Australian betting is sexy. Clean Your Personal Garbage Truck. 10 feet apart porch parties! Colorful Sloth. Tomato soap is best. Therapy Thursdays and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/810663169-scott-johnson-27-tms-drive-by-fruiting.mp3
TMS 1920: Skyclops
Published: Wed, 29 Apr 2020
Description: Craving Don Cheeto. Homeschool is Canceled Today Because Mommy Got High! I Didn't Win the Spelling Beeeeeeee. Kim landscapes while Scott manscapes. Accidental Drinker and Accidental Toker. Interlocking Nublets. Brian Can Mandarin but he Can't-Tonese. Fred Magneto. That A.I. is a Tool! Big Tiny Little Fires Everywhere. Find a Firmer Hole than Cheers. Don't pee on my seed! Do you like Wolveriiiiiiine? She's The Aforementioned Bitch. Tom's Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/809894599-scott-johnson-27-tms-1920-skyclops.mp3
TMS 1919: Ball Of Bikes
Published: Tue, 28 Apr 2020
Description: Limp Bisquick Makes Terrible Pancakes. I don't have a black eye, I've got a brown one! Vaseline Nips and Taint Grease. COVID Potatoes today, COVID Vodka Tomorrow. Mayonnaise & Mussels. Normal Balls. Indiscriminate Meats. Organic Milk, It's Just Like Blood! My Crack Has a Proceeding Hairline. What Does My Jock Do At Night? Do not throw the cat. Romain Cools, Secretary General of Keeping it Real. Oh no, Brian has a case of the olds! Chaotic Zima. Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/809094310-scott-johnson-27-tms-1919-ball-of-bikes.mp3
TMS 1918: You know... for kids
Published: Mon, 27 Apr 2020
Description: What did Sean Bean NOT die in? Dark Arts Instructor Jurzon Vargas. Do you like to kill Beeeaaaannns? Grouchy Fauchi. Relish and Taco Seasoning Vodka. Meat trail was my finishing move. We Stole The Meats! Aqualung is a bad bad dude. Who owns Pus.com. It's a whole new week... again...put that thing on advanced and you are sweaty. Taking My Fish For a Walk. No Nooooods. Did You Get Your Turnips? Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/808312483-scott-johnson-27-tms-1918-you-know-for-kids.mp3
TMS 1917: Crazyhorse Mountain and the Sky Gypsies 3D
Published: Thu, 23 Apr 2020
Description: You Don't Want The Jam Escaping. Brian's Midnight Amtrack To Georgia. Covered in a film of ME. Avoid All Eye Contact, and Talking Dogs. Thank You For Being Donuts. Dr. Vulcan Gandalf. WIth A Name Like Smecker, It Must Be Good. Colonoscopies At Home. Mannequins just don't understand. This Vestibule Sucks. All Part of the Accordion of Lies. Don't be Karen from MiniSoda. Alveolar Caffeine Infusion. Flatten The Tiger King Curve. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/805484854-scott-johnson-27-tms-1917-crazyhorse-mountain-and-the-sky-gypsies-3d.mp3
TMS 1916: Shamed into Action
Published: Wed, 22 Apr 2020
Description: The Bill Bixby 4000. It's A Crappier Crop Of A Croupier. Sandboxed Skatepark Sends Saddened Skaters Scurrying. You Can Polish My Chandelier. Tender-Crisp Bacon Cheddar Hat. Puddle of Dud. Nothing but Yeast and Sanitizer. Apple Tunes Plus. A Single Monkey Does Not an Outbreak Make. Negative F's to Give. The Courtship of Hulk's Magician. Bullhorn next to the Shame Bell. Lumasexual. Why is he so Fluffy. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/804683185-scott-johnson-27-tms-1916-shamed-into-action.mp3
TMS 1915: A Pizza Sized TMS
Published: Tue, 21 Apr 2020
Description: Have You Had Nozzle Issues, Brian? Meaner to My Liver than I Should Be. I Don't Like Beeeeeeets. Hard Day of Arcade Goin' and Date Havin'. Walk a mile in Karen's shoes. Nestle All Up in Your Nuts. Roll Testicles for Disadvantage. Slipn' slide into my DM's. Tickle Your Brain Stem With A CottonSwab. Carbantine! My Woody talks when you pull it. The Russian Tim Roth. Sleep, What Is It Good For? Burnt Money is what its all abooot Ey? Making Things With Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/803946928-scott-johnson-27-tms-1915-a-pizza-sized-tms.mp3
TMS 1914: You Have To Pull That Out
Published: Mon, 20 Apr 2020
Description: I Can Lick 30 Tigers Today, the Joe Exotic Story. Get Back in the Car, Karen! Longasaurus Rex. Walk without rhythm and you wont attract the worm. A Tinge of a Gringe. If She's Not Karen, I'll Eat My Hat. Pinch and Grab the Half Incher. Strung out like Butter. We Heard a Bing Bong. Cheese, the Packers, and all the Spider-Man You Can Eat. GoTo Earworm is a Rick Roll. Parp-a-long Cassidy. Sneeches Get Steeches. The Eternal Quest for the Longest Animal. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/803153368-scott-johnson-27-tms-1914-you-have-to-pull-that-out.mp3
TMSPM for 04-17-2020: Spanish Muffin Inquisition
Published: Fri, 17 Apr 2020
Description: Using All Four Of The Twisted Pairs. Never go full Carole Baskin. Poor Zachary still hungry. Crumpets are Quite Firm and Holy. Inclusive Paper People. TMS Earthquakes: It's Salt Lake City's Fault. I went to pube, you went to peanut. 50 year old ass man. Potato or whatever they say. Scott's Not KK Slidering Despite the DMs. A Stimulus Package To Your Earholes. Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/801202267-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-for-04-17-2020-spanish-muffin-inquisition.mp3
TMS 1912: Crouching Toilet, Hidden KFC
Published: Wed, 15 Apr 2020
Description: You can't tell it's a penis until you get closer to it. Valor Ant and the Mites of the Round Table. My Ex-Girlfriend, Flugelhorn. Disappointing Boobs. Peach is a Unisex Butt. Valor, Instinct, Flebulon. I Don't Watch the Nudes. Thou Shalt Not Remove the Postal System from Its Moorings. SickDickPics. Oh Wait those are weiners on your face. April Is Blank. He's somewhere in the Farties. TUBA: the Big-Ass Brass. A Rental Mental. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/799361302-scott-johnson-27-tms-1912-crouching-toilet-hidden-kfc.mp3
TMS 1911: Premature Ejection
Published: Tue, 14 Apr 2020
Description: SAVE THE MILK TOWER! Brian's Sourdough Breasts. I'm Patrick from France: Bla bla bla, really really! She Flashed The Sheriff, But She Didn't Flash The Deputy! Freakish Flaky Fartgas Flow. How Much Is a Giant Pennyworth? Stand Relatively Close to Me. Pueblo Isn't Known for Naked Hippies. Ya'll Wanna CrotchDog?? 5G Causes Gay Frogs To Get The Coronavirus Duh. Friction For Friction's Sake. We Are Done With The Naked Lady. Let's Glitter Up this Poop. Cans of Mercury. Starting a residency at the Flamingo soon. Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/798622015-scott-johnson-27-tms-1911-premature-ejection.mp3
TMS 1910: Roofie In A Pudding Pop
Published: Mon, 13 Apr 2020
Description: Brian keeps one hand in his pocket. I remember the boobs... and my grandma glaring. Finger Licking Dating Game. Half Michael Jackson, Half Alannis Morrisette. Turnip Lady Rubs My Cheese. Float Some Quality Biscuits. 11 is early to get the Boob Show. A man wearing a thong - COMMA. One Glove Brian. Worm Boner. Quality biscuits from the dutch oven. Scott longs for a gold tool. What Kind of a Monopoly Deal. Poopy Chokepoint. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/797645443-scott-johnson-27-tms-1910-roofie-in-a-pudding-pop.mp3
TMS 1909: Syncing the Titanic
Published: Thu, 09 Apr 2020
Description: Mr. Doggarito throws shade at Chef Boyardee. Spicy Ramen Dreams. Nick got locked out of his hype house. Hot Box Spicy Farts. Florida Femme Fatale Furiously Flings Food. Aviary Circus Peanuts. Hoovering Scott's Droppings. The Yeasty Boys Share Their Starter! I'm not saying Kim's the can... Transparency Something Something Something Cal Something. Crab Cake Belongs, But Fish Cake??? The Midnight Buffets Are Not Going To Eat Themselves. Rubbin' my cheese in the wrong direction. Wendi's Silver Linings Playbook and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/794692147-scott-johnson-27-tms-1909-syncing-the-titanic.mp3
TMS 1908: Safe For Work From Home
Published: Wed, 08 Apr 2020
Description: There has to be a Fishy Jones. I like my women Fluffy and Dense. Hot Farts Are Good. Butthole Recognition Protocols. Coverville's Musical Marble Madness. Mine Doesn't get smelly because I'm feeding it once a day. Hot wet passionate kiss while Han Solo shrugs. The Utah flag has BEEEEEEES! Keep Luke's hand at Room temperature. Brown eye rectum scan. Alexa's Vague Answers. They're all Swedish, those bastards. A tv is not a billboard. Do Not Mess With the Jesus...Jones. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/793895107-scott-johnson-27-tms-1908-safe-for-work-from-home.mp3
TMS 1907: Flaming Bag of Starter on the Porch
Published: Tue, 07 Apr 2020
Description: Scott wants to kiss a man to shake things up. I do like Steeeeve. Howie Mandel is wrapped in plastic. Six on the Howard Hughs Scale. No Luuuuudes. Friday Night ABC Suckfest. Check out this grenade... is there a pin in it? Declare Your Ninja Turtle! Do Men and Women Use Dishwashers Differently? Larry von Pubis aka Dick Trickle. Kettlecorn Johnson. In panda, 14 years is the age of consent. Don't squirt the Walmart lady in the eye! Making Things With Bill! That's No Panda, That's JuRY and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/793153276-scott-johnson-27-tms-1907-flaming-bag-of-starter-on-the-porch.mp3
TMS 1906: Sourdough Armpits
Published: Mon, 06 Apr 2020
Description: There have been 0 days since the last MMFR mention. Chicks. The pet you can eat. more sensitive than a tilt switch on a space invaders pinball machine. I was doing Hitler but there was no Echo. Smart Alexander from all those months ago. Power Chord Windmills. Dont touch your face with your butts yo. 6-piece Nugget Easter Pets. One guy going crazy in a white house. I will never learn not to touch my junk. Wiping Butts With Baby Chix! Feed The Starch. Wipe With The Nineties. Korean Tweeners. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/792311383-scott-johnson-27-tms-1906-sourdough-armpits.mp3
TMS 1905: Jenga pile of chairs
Published: Thu, 02 Apr 2020
Description: How Will I Restock My Balls? Apple Genius Idiots. I Plant Beeeeeeans. Does Georgia's Governor have brains because we seriously want to know. Hooking up with random tall ladies. April Snow Brings May Bite me. It Wasn't A Frisbee, It Was A Flying Disc. No Listening, No Vaccine, and No Lieutenant Yar. Brian left a trail of Jews all the way home. The Earth Just Needs A Minute! how a $5 juice became a $40 bike mount. Utah's floor is lava! Jenga Chair Tetris.Trivial Things! Wendi the Wise Therapy Crone and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/789301297-scott-johnson-27-tms-1905-jenga-pile-of-chairs.mp3
TMS 1904: Captain Friendly and His Two Pals
Published: Wed, 01 Apr 2020
Description: I watch Pornhub for the songs. The iger King. The Amazing Spidermask. My boobs are barking. Paying From His Prison Purse. Porn was better when Popper was fat. Bungholio McClunky. 1.2 On The Itch-ter Scale. The Kid's Screaming for a Cheese Stick. Barry Manilow Is Not Eric Clapton. I Swear On the Lives of the Deceased. Scotts Hyena is acting up. Pulling Groins and Throwing Sausage. See Dolly Parton's Mountains National Park. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/788509771-scott-johnson-27-tms-1904-captain-friendly-and-his-two-pals.mp3
TMS 1903: Eleben Herbs & Spices
Published: Tue, 31 Mar 2020
Description: Listening to Ancient Fletchers. SKYPE IS WITHOUT HONOR. Magneto Hand Hype Man. Magneto Gandalfini. Finger Licking Bad. Your wife lets you wear shoes in the house?! I like Your Cocking Action Sir! Laying of Hands, and Layoffs of Employees. Tasha Yar Diddling Action Figures. Don't Point That At Your Wiener. Brian Does Whatever a Spider Can. Shirts are up and pants are down. I Wanted That To Be His Real Voice. I Saw a Tiger, and the Tiger Saw a Fool. Making Things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/787737316-scott-johnson-27-tms-1903-eleben-herbs-spices.mp3
TMS 1902: Ribs for your pleasure!
Published: Mon, 30 Mar 2020
Description: Loose Ribs on the Welcome Mat. A Couple of Online Tools. Subaru Impreza, newest member of Wu Tang clan. DON'T PUT CANDY IN MY MOUTH! Giant tentacled Sulu, Oh Mai. There's a core in Uranus, right. They Might Be Gas Giants. Your Daphne is in another castle. no pretalk from the chuckleheads. Picard nipple. Mile High EVERYTHING. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd, Horatio Eglacias and Enrico Palazzo and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/786949762-scott-johnson-27-tms-1902-ribs-for-your-pleasure.mp3
TMS 1901: Bring Your Own Mope
Published: Thu, 26 Mar 2020
Description: It's a miracle the show is funny. You cannot return RICE! Fried Equilateral Triangle. Parade of Frickin' Weirdos. Name a kid Chet, and he becomes a Chet. I want my job back, my job back, my job back. Why is Jaqu Custo flipping me the double bird? Antifreeze.. Necter of the Dogs. Dancing on the Roof with a Wifebeater and Jack. Knives Out, Stay In. smug Third Eagle ... I told you so. Wendi's Hot Neighbor. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/783895327-scott-johnson-27-tms-1901-bring-your-own-mope.mp3
TMS 1900: Coughy Filter
Published: Wed, 25 Mar 2020
Description: When Utah's A-Rockin', PLEASE STOP ROCKING!! Coughing Is The New On Your Left. Mavis Beacon Teaches Hyping. Check out my stimulus package. Can't Trust Wood People. Stop. Shelter. Collaborate. Did You Get All Your Fruits? Bob Gandalf. Shamalamadingdong Plus. Yo! What's up, Zoomers? It's your Boi, the Groom! Is it too early for Cheese Wafers? Indiana Jonez Ball Size of Death. You ate beeeeeeeees?! Horrifying, educational entertainment! Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/783093838-scott-johnson-27-tms-1900-coughy-filter.mp3
TMS 1898: Nickelmouth and Smashback
Published: Mon, 23 Mar 2020
Description: Brian sneaks in a vibrator. Drunk Riker: Fact or Fiction? Unprotected X. The further South you go, the less you feel them. Time To Eat Those Racist Leftovers. Gun Inquisitor Returns. DESTROY THEM WITH SLEEP GAS! Don't Eat Fruit Before You Pound Stones. Only Best Friends Can Take Your Stuff. Those Chinese Koreans. Turn Based Restaurant. I'll take a hamburger and a copy of the latest Spiderman issue. Don't Have Unprotected X. Ice ice something something EDITION! Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/781668571-scott-johnson-27-tms-1898-nickelmouth-and-smashback.mp3
TMS 1899: Quaranteens
Published: Tue, 24 Mar 2020
Description: Coronials. Waiter, There's A Condom In My To-Go Bag! Help Everyone Refill Bongs. The Tiger King is a cheetah, right? Maybe This Isn't As Easy As We Thought. Stress eating through the pandemic. My nuts were brimming. Dog Drone now with Poop Claw. Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make! Brian's Bellagio Fountain Head. I don't like Eco Beeeeeees. You Can't Rebuild The Dead People. Willy water weenie willy wonders. Drunks and Stoner Hoarding. Making Things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/782391343-scott-johnson-27-tms-1899-quaranteens.mp3
TMS 1896: Remember to Lick and Subscribe
Published: Tue, 17 Mar 2020
Description: Your Socially Distant Friends. He Died As He Lived, Touching His Face. Olden Gate Bridge. Nose to Butt. We'll All Alone Together. Put the Pho on the counter and no one gets hurt. Brian's Hole is filled. Address the Elephant in the Room... and Stroke it's Trunk. taste like fart on a flower. Two Kabillion-katrillion Dollars. Mayor Outlaw and the Potato Mystery. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/777716383-scott-johnson-27-tms-1896-remember-to-lick-and-subscribe.mp3
TMS 1895: I Would Taste Your Pie
Published: Mon, 16 Mar 2020
Description: Shooting Is Archery, But With A Gun. Tiny Balls and Tiny Bikinis. Pick That Fruit Before It Rots. Scott Johnson and the Shuttlecocks. Drink Toiletpaper, It Runs Right Through You. Fresh, Hot, and Topless Dominoes. What About Bob Syndrome. Mrs Thanos takes the kids to the movies. Smear it Around in May. Please tip your hazmat driver generously. A snap means sheâs serious. My Seed? Good Luck. Open Sewage Hole. Lapping with a little person. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/777128443-scott-johnson-27-tms-1895-i-would-taste-your-pie.mp3
TMS 1894: The First Disease Spread By Jazz Hands
Published: Thu, 12 Mar 2020
Description: Do or Doughnut, There Is No Try. Utah, stop spreading your Jazz all over. Let them eat Ramen. A Finite Amount Of Clay. Hey kids! We're going camping at the WalMart! Glazed and dangerous. There is a camel toe on his neck! Teenage Mutant Ninja Sadness. Rob a hatchet store with a box of donuts. Isn't There a September Song Called September-something? Dude went all Tetris On Himself. Tom Hanks new movie...Catch Coronavirus if you Can. Dentists Don't Move With You. The One about Coitus. Everyone is touching the pin Balls. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/775045015-scott-johnson-27-tms-1894-the-first-disease-spread-by-jazz-hands.mp3
TMS 1893: GORBIT!
Published: Wed, 11 Mar 2020
Description: Bunko: Cards, Dice, and Spoon. Playing Pinball Like Liberacce. Franklin Delorean Roosevent. Take the K Car to the Soda Shop for Penny Candies. Winning All The Toilet Paper At The Craps Table. I CAN believe it's bug butter. Ray Liotta in a penis commercial. Who Milks The Cockroaches?! Ode to lemon tree. Greyish Liquid, Smooth and Convincing. E3 Pulls Out Prematurely. Cutting cheese and stuffing the bra. Alita Coffee Filter Battle Angel. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/774457267-scott-johnson-27-tms-1893-gorbit.mp3
TMS 1892: The White Soul Plane
Published: Tue, 10 Mar 2020
Description: Brian isn't high enough. Soft Clay or Creme Brulee. Gimme a Jill Sandwich. Use your Knuckle not your Finger. Discounted Hotel Room. The Horse band with no name. Richard was a Dick. Scott plays the living dship out of no man's sky. Little Hammond Squeeze. Do podcasters have brains? Because, I, like really like to know. Super means next... right? Your state is filled with all kinds of viruses. Making things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/773812393-scott-johnson-27-tms-1892-the-white-soul-plane.mp3
TMS 1891: Don't Touch Your Hands
Published: Mon, 09 Mar 2020
Description: Can You Smell What The Rock is Wiping? Running Around With Her Tens Forward! Wasn't there a group of Giants called There Will be Something? One size fits Johnson. Covered up her Guynan. Mermaid Pants. NYSE Sorting Hat. Thanks, Malort! Beggars Can Be Choosers. Dwayne Johnson Won't Wipe Your Butt. There's Thirty Companies That You Can Get. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/773274331-scott-johnson-27-tms-1891-dont-touch-your-hands.mp3
TMS 1890: Tyre Fyre Fest
Published: Thu, 05 Mar 2020
Description: IT'S A CRAPPY MEAL! BAMF for Your Pringles. A Little Bit Of A Soft Reset. Softened Stool Reset. Fisting my sandwich, for sanitary reasons. Good Grief Charlie Schultz. Burgers, Boogers, and Beyond. Finish the snake job. Flying Shoe, Hidden ice. County Bear Jamoree Fashion Show. Gilligan's Jungle Cruise. Sweat vetting. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/771300859-scott-johnson-27-tms-1890-tyre-fyre-fest.mp3
TMS 1889: Misinflammation
Published: Wed, 04 Mar 2020
Description: The F Is For Feet! The faster you pedal the faster your taint goes. Give the kids a big box of POT. Bill Got Scott IN THE MOOD! We Have No Idea What We're Doing. Solomon Grundy: Bizarro without the Charm. We're Solid Out! VR Boner pills. Hangry Hangry Hippos. EFF Murray Abraham. drizzling down from Washington. Hi im Less Sweaty, and we have the weather at the 5's and 10s. F-F-F Fold Corona. You don't want to be cleaning up the bloody poop. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/770760148-scott-johnson-27-tms-1889-misinflammation.mp3
TMS 1888: Super Fat Taco Tuesday 64
Published: Tue, 03 Mar 2020
Description: I Can't Force-Quit You!! Vasectomy Smells Like Chicken. The Theme From Hot Topic. Yeast & Hops Infection. The Best Of Us & The Worst Of Us. YouTube Will NEVER Find That One. almost Joe Pesci. Brad Hazard: Super Action Man. Your Kazooie Won't be Able to Play the Banjo. Ibbotts's Chicken Wraps: There's Many Flavors That You Can Get. Schrodinger's Can. Scott Violates Kim's HIPAA Again. A lil baboon wezzy. Proof is in the pissing. Making things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/770213944-scott-johnson-27-tms-1888-super-fat-taco-tuesday-64.mp3
TMS 1887: A Gerbil Named Tungsten
Published: Mon, 02 Mar 2020
Description: Silicon is for BOOBIES! Walking out with the Farts and the Meat Sweats. Ever Squeezed a Capacitor? When crap goes down, Kim's got Heroin. Affair Between an Arm Pit and a Dead Person. Dunaway Pinched off a Win. Full Admiral Ackbar Spacing. Kimchi: Rotten on Purpose. The Unintelligible Brad Pitt. Two Fingers Larry Potato Face. Inquisitor Frong. Give him a li'l bit o the ol' Double Bubble. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/769641859-scott-johnson-27-tms-1887-a-gerbil-named-tungsten.mp3
TMS 1886: A Disappointing French Dip
Published: Thu, 27 Feb 2020
Description: Knives Out, Boobs Out. Rack Off ya Nutbag. I Am Familiar With Both Officers And Gentlemen. Habit Burger, Monkey Style. Party Up Front, Pika In The Back! Learning to unhook a bra from your mother. Adorable Existential Dread. Bill Up The Road Got Drunk And Punched A Chicken. The Johnsons should stay away from Johnson and Johnson products. Australian trivia... No rules, just right. Meat Juice Saturation. Riding That Tylenol High. Trivial Things! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/767541913-scott-johnson-27-tms-1886-a-disappointing-french-dip.mp3
TMS 1885: Monkeys are not math
Published: Wed, 26 Feb 2020
Description: Nobody Puts Baby in the Donut Hole. Waste Management Claw Machine. Periodic Table of Adobe Elements. Three Suge Night. Brie Like The Cheese. Dropping the occasional Shit. Tripping Over The Low-Hanging Fruit. Beads for Boobs. Eliminate The Drunk Dude By The Wedding Cake. Can You Teach Me How to Dougie Huggie? Low-hanging Flutes. She Made A Community On Cameo. I don't have a problem with a little white baby. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/766951843-scott-johnson-27-tms-1885-monkeys-are-not-math.mp3
TMS 1884: Beebis & Buff-Head
Published: Tue, 25 Feb 2020
Description: If your boner lasts more than 4 hours contact your sherpa. Did You Climb Mt. Everest or Just Happy to See me? Massively Offended by the Kerning. Jury with the Trump FastPass. Scott to Granny 4. Putting Out An A. P. Bee! What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Bee? Build-a-Bear Presidential Election. JuRY, Not Funded By Billionaires. Valerian and the Thousand Jupiters Ascending. Peeing On Everything To Protect it. Jesus Hates the Eagles. Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/766441804-scott-johnson-27-tms-1884-beebis-buff-head.mp3
TMS 1883: Two Men, One Flush
Published: Mon, 24 Feb 2020
Description: Maple Three-Way? That Sounds Sticky. The bass on these airpods is amazing! Rock out with your Yacht out. Mommy my ears itch. It IS tricky. Arbys! We Taze the Meat! The Human Who Was Nick. Shimmy pants, but no pudding. Nobody Talks About Mute City. Another Stripper, Sorry, Another Shopper. Koopa Poopa Toop. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/765871885-scott-johnson-27-tms-1883-two-men-one-flush.mp3
TMS 1882: I'm Wearing a Pair of Pants Today
Published: Thu, 20 Feb 2020
Description: The lovechild of Stephen Baldwin and Mr. Clean. I don't give no poops on a plane. You got some 'splaining to do Loose Fur. I need Five Guys Meat in Me! His business is getting smaller. Like A Dolphin Below The Neck. That time in Mexico wasn't my fault. When They Say Kids, They Mean Idiot Teenagers. Glazed up like a grease monkey. Tom Merritt Clamato Fart. 1/2 Dozen Aaron Carters. Min/Maxing Animal Crossing. Broccoli Didn't Exist Until 2017. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/763878823-scott-johnson-27-tms-1882-im-wearing-a-pair-of-pants-today.mp3
TMS 1881: 1 Million Moms suck at counting
Published: Wed, 19 Feb 2020
Description: Takitti Wakki. Mythological Facism. Only 984,000 Short of a Million. Turmoil in the Turd box. Snort The Outrage. Never Seen Anyone Doing It Backwards. Our Moonsies Are In Synch. Whatever you do, don't make fun of Hitler. Shoes flying off. The height of comedy. Billy Ketchup. Toilet Paper Supplies Wiped Clean. Jason Basement. Two Jon Voights. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/763320082-scott-johnson-27-tms-1801-1-million-moms-suck-at-counting.mp3
TMS 1880: No Leftover Jerky
Published: Tue, 18 Feb 2020
Description: The Do-Me Decimal System. THERE! ARE! FOUR! FACES! G-string juice. The disclosure you're about to read is a product of poor QA. Good Morning Patch Adams Awakening! I have no self control when it comes to beef products. Can't be Australian, No Shelia or Bruce. The Tragically MC Gainy Hips. The Medicine Man gets into the 16th Street Walker. Wasn't There A Movie About Dead Poet Something? Washing Chinese Dong. Scott's back end is a little bitter. Robert Pattinson. Ol' Crayon Breath. A Perfectly Symmetrical Foot. Making things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/762784114-scott-johnson-27-tms-1880-no-leftover-jerky.mp3
TMS 1879: Happy Presidence Day!
Published: Mon, 17 Feb 2020
Description: Fries, ribbed for her pleasure. Government Adjacent. Is There A Show Called Battlestar Something? Candy Crushing that Dooker. Crazy Neighbor Has A Lot To Answer For! Sniff the shirt, or be present, never both. Full Frontal Nightcrawler. That Wasn't A Real Barf, THANK GOODNESS. FreeHotelRoom Connection! Explaining how men's rooms work. Remember the Titus. Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/762247792-scott-johnson-27-tms-1879-happy-presidence-day.mp3
TMS 1878: Title Kittens
Published: Thu, 13 Feb 2020
Description: Girlscout Safe-Room. the problem with WWII was that they kept records. Tabaccformers vs Vapecons. The Proof of our Union. More Tar Than Human. I find you very keen, Wa. THERE! ARE! SIX! TENNIS! BALLS! Every Finn Could Kick Your Butt. Mountain Lion: The Other, Other, Other White Meat. There's a reason we have hair down there. Ted Cruz's staff likes porn. Free Vitamin T&A to Combat Coronavirus. Swimming in Your Own Gravy. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/760064944-scott-johnson-27-tms-1878-title-kittens.mp3
TMS 1877: Strafanger Danger
Published: Wed, 12 Feb 2020
Description: I Ride It Naked. I'm Gonna Jam this Mic Up My Own Butt. Free Canadian Hotel Room. With Flies Wide Opened. Don't talk to Strafangers. Doggy toots before the Poots. The condiment must come from a man. Loser Loser Something Chooser. Whip out your Flip phone, its kind of a big deal! Christian Mingle: The Movie. What happened to Jared? Did he die? Tom's Tech Time. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/759458434-scott-johnson-27-tms-1877-strafanger-danger.mp3
TMS 1876: Pete-O, Like Neat-O!
Published: Tue, 11 Feb 2020
Description: Ohiowa. She has a Barf Name. This is Madness! This. Is. A-SPERTA-ME!!! The Chopsticks of gifs. I Cough on Your Spider-Man! Discordant Utah Jazz. Scent of a Judd. Only film behind Bill. Losing goldfish listeners. World of Valerin Megabladder. Dudes are Gross!! Freaky Little Pirate Guy. muckbangs Bancocks and more. Making Things with Bill! Fireside chat with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/758918533-scott-johnson-27-tms-1876-pete-o-like-neat-o.mp3
TMS 1875: ASCII your Doctor
Published: Mon, 10 Feb 2020
Description: A little tug and a pull. How's The Vividness Of Their Menu? Edith Rice Pilaf. Hardcore Christian Dude Lady. Nude Live Eels. A crowbar for your back. Unusable Knobs. Number One, Time for Number Two. You Can Bet Your Bottom Ruble on It. 500 Days of Summerplace. More Rella, Less Barbara. An Athiest Film? Nobody Prayers! Get that center tooth fixed with all that cash. Spider-Man Peter's Out. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/758330965-scott-johnson-27-tms-1875-ascii-your-doctor.mp3
TMS 1874: The Crystal Light Entity
Published: Thu, 06 Feb 2020
Description: Lubricant, Sprite and Chicken Alfredo. It's Not Unusual For Your Lizard to be Still. Sometimes You're The Chicken, Sometimes You're The Can. Phoenix = Hell. Splenda's Just Diarrhea. Zoe Needs A Whole Pig. I guess I have a ham in the fridge. The Fitsburgh Firates. DON'T BESMIRCH GWENNETH! Use to like the Mountain Dew, now it tastes like toes. ANGRY ANNUS! Every time ive mated, ive had to move. Don't Vodka Brian's Melon. Just Pee on Adults. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/756204556-scott-johnson-27-tms-1874-the-crystal-light-entity.mp3
TMS 1873: There's No L In Bolth
Published: Wed, 05 Feb 2020
Description: The Haunting Of Jonah Hill House. The Cat Whoso Sitteth In Coverville's Lap Shall Be Crowned King! The Only Turd On Scott's Desk. Gotta Go Home And Feed The Caucasus. He's Wearing 35 Coats. Harvey Keitel's Big Weiner. Errant Sunflower Seeds Gone the Way of the Fall. Skorts.tv, For All Your Skort Film Needs. Battlesnake Galactica. Obi Wan Has The HIGHER Ground. Theres Gorillas in our Mists! Tom's Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/755608165-scott-johnson-27-tms-1873-theres-no-l-in-bolth.mp3
TMS 1872: Four Beef-and-Cheddar Pileup
Published: Tue, 04 Feb 2020
Description: Emotional Support Yeast. Ukulele The Force, Luke! KFC - Check out our Breasts! Donate Your Body To Cat Science. Testicles Fell Off and Rolled Down the Hall. Employees must burn their genitals before returning to work. Don't Get Chilli Powder In Your Chamber. Conduit for the Meats. Blood and Horsey Sauce Everywhere. My Brother was a Can of Whoopass. Good Morning Stream in the News This Morning Welcome Back. Things an alcoholic would say for 200, Alex. I Can Feel It Throbbing Right Here. Would You Give Baby Hitler The Corona Virus? This Burger Is As Juicy As My Brain! Making things with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/755004502-scott-johnson-27-tms-1872-four-beef-and-cheddar-pileup.mp3
TMS 1871: How Smelly is your Resin
Published: Mon, 03 Feb 2020
Description: The couch is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE! The Johnson is Unpulled. Surprisingly Little Nudity. A plastic lake of mold and condoms. Couch Is My Safe Word. Theres ALWAYS trouble at stop 5. Brian's Easy to Draw. Who's The Baked Potato? It's not the size, its the distance. New Nintendo Switch Lite XL Mini. Fred and Can Canon. Worth it for the JLO. just a few nipples strewn about. Lots of Halftime Hips being thrusted. Brimley tweets? Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/754490446-scott-johnson-27-tms-1871-how-smelly-is-your-resin.mp3
TMS 1870: Finger it to Loop it
Published: Thu, 30 Jan 2020
Description: Ostrich Porn aka Spice Girls. All the Nasty Shit Lives Underground. Spoiler, All Answers Are Crocodile Dundee. It's Australian, Ya Stupid Bugger. Grabbing Animals in My Bra. Naked and Void of Poop. We be stupid for free. Don't Poop in the Deprivation Chamber. Wendy's in there somewhere. Salt Bath Tube and a Tarp. Don't Pinch and Zoom on Paper. You still have to finger it. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/752280637-scott-johnson-27-tms-1870-finger-it-to-loop-it.mp3
TMS 1869: The Cheapest Thing You Can Do In Vegas
Published: Wed, 29 Jan 2020
Description: Grizzly Spagnolo. Everything is Money and Penis. Gleep Glop You are NOT the father! Fire Chicken Dinosaur. She Has Simpsons Lips. Huffing On Strawberry Short Cake. Give us more Bung duck doo movies please! Is David Tenant even Scottish? Because I really wanted to know. Some little fat girl in Iowa is gonna be the next Mozart. Tell Your Husband I Meant It As A Compliment. Pictures of succulents go on Android. Tom's Tech Time. Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/751643902-scott-johnson-27-tms-1869-the-cheapest-thing-you-can-do-in-vegas.mp3
TMS 1866: Hanson Vs Predator Vs Alien
Published: Wed, 22 Jan 2020
Description: Carter's Cat is in a Better Place. Bumblenuts, Peen of Glandular. Criminal Credit, What's in your Wallet? You've Gotta Be Pimping Me! Strippers, Sports Bars & iTunes. Whittling My Vocal Cords Down. Bearhug from a Hobo. Do you wanna take the whole weiner schnittzle in your mouth at once? Any TMS listeners out there that are deaf with no arms?? Wanna Peel My Banana? Scott's voice is now as deep as that woman's on The Expanse. Potassium All Up In It. Smurfette didn't have pants. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/747708580-scott-johnson-27-tms-1866-hanson-vs-predator-vs-alien.mp3
TMS 1865: Hide The Girlpower
Published: Tue, 21 Jan 2020
Description: Gaga Peen. Rode My Chevy With Eugene Levy But Schitt's Creek Was Dry. Where's The Mom Levy?? Permanent Hollywood Canadian Couples. The cranky guy who is my stepfather, I guess. Gal Bladder processes DIM SUM! Near Future or Alternate Present? Every Johnson Poops. Deaf, dumb and pornless. He went wee-wee-wee all the way down. I want to give birth to a young french boy named Pierre! Big Marbly Dark Balls. Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/747164326-scott-johnson-27-tms-1865-hide-the-girlpower.mp3
TMSPM 1863: The Cat Is In The Bottle
Published: Fri, 17 Jan 2020
Description: TMS PM, now cheaper than a two-dollar hooker. Gknee in a Bottle. Scott's Pen is Bigger. Peacock tastes like fancy chicken. My Mouth Says Chocolate But my Balls Say Chicken. How Short Do You Think This Table Is?! If It's Blue, What's The Matter With You? Daughter Migration. Pen Talk: The Core of Podcasting. Please Use The Toilet When The Power Is Out. a bear on the strip. App Time! Your twitter questions and more, on this edition of TMSPM!
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/745236916-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1863-the-cat-is-in-the-bottle.mp3
TMS 1862: Percent Pageantry
Published: Thu, 16 Jan 2020
Description: There was an old Frogpants that swallowed a spider. Amazon Prime Minister. Big Wet Sloppy Seaweed. Insertion Therapy. Them dukes are at it again. Don't Purple That Nurple. Trumpsplaining. Taffy Nose Waxing. I Don't Know What it is, But It's Moving. Gesticulating in my Mouth. Frequent Flotter Miles. If you Wrote it Right I wouldn't have you do it. Ba Ba, Belch Sheep. A Little Something Extra Went In There. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/744522697-scott-johnson-27-tms-1862-999-pageantry.mp3
TMS 1860: POW! SMACK! SHRIVEL!
Published: Tue, 14 Jan 2020
Description: We'll Be Humping By Tomorrow. No Jigsaw Puzzle, No Harvey's Bristol Cream and No Lt Yar!! Falling In Love With A Pork Bun. More Dude than Vampire. Spock Finger Crotch papercut. There's Something Wrong With That Cat! The Third Member of the Dynamic Duo. My Turkish Towels bring all the boys to the yard!! Klobucharizard Throws A Book, It's Very Effective! Resin Lung and Foamer's Disease. Coverville has purple goo in his beard. No Chicken Feet Just Give Me the Meat. Tina's Two Drink Maximum. The Impossipuzzle. Making things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/743453449-scott-johnson-27-tms-1860-pow-smack-shrivel.mp3
TMSPM 1858: The Morning Steamer
Published: Fri, 10 Jan 2020
Description: Brian takes a stripper to work. Don't Show the Black Hole to Your Kid. Did she smell nice? Viagra: May Cause Drowsiness. It's barely bigger than my nose. Do you have anything for a throbbing testicle? Scott Violates His Own HIPPA. I don't know how you get that hammered at a Walmart. Dan Dan the Table Top Man and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/741575149-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1858-the-morning-steamer.mp3
TMS 1852: Voight Dreams May Come
Published: Tue, 31 Dec 2019
Description: Butter Gajicks. Schindler's Little Helper. Basic Public Education English. OK, Biodome. Please Ask Your Wife To Put Away Her Smoke Box. Sucking it, holding it, wearing it. Huffing on Vanilla Cheese Delight. Nipple Deep In Season 2. Drunk Bush Girls. One of the good Harveys. Red Headed Little Ginger Man. Zac Efron, He's a man, right? Stand Next To Me on the Subway, Mr. Urine Farmer! Making Things With Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/736404172-scott-johnson-27-tms-voight-dreams-may-come.mp3
TMSPM 1846: Maybe Not Hairy Something
Published: Fri, 13 Dec 2019
Description: Have you emotionally scarred your dog today? Can't say Jew. Only When He Whips It. 25 days of cheese. U Isn't For Up Your Bum. Bring Your Penis Pencil. Real Ass Stormtrooper Waffle. Grandma needs her advent calendar. Dan Dan the Occasionally not table top man. Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/727551856-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1846-maybe-not-hairy-something.mp3
TMS 1840: A lot of Borka Borka going on
Published: Thu, 05 Dec 2019
Description: Stock Piled French Fries under the Car Seat. Listen Up You Miserable Little Bunch Of Pissmeyers!! There's Some Kim Sauce On It. Gidget is the Mandalorian. Ricardo Montalkhan. Wendi With An I, Like A Hooker Or A Stripper, Or Like A Barbie. Manatuba, the brass section of Canada. Never Trust the Yogurt Soda. Echo Leader, We've Got A Thing With The Deal. Mountainous Bust. Its Not a Potato Drop. May a disease commonly associated with potatoes be upon you. Eating Chives in the Rock Garden. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/723259828-scott-johnson-27-tms-1840-a-lot-of-borka-borka-going-on.mp3
TMSPM 1828: No Brother for Old Men
Published: Fri, 15 Nov 2019
Description: The Wolfman has nards. I only name my cats after space hookers. Does The Little Plus Body Do Anything For You? Lose weight by amputating your butt. Teaching a Secret Class Farter. Half My Brain is Dead. Azmodan was Dan's wresting name in high school. Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/713499985-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1828-no-brother-for-old-men.mp3
TMS 1819: The Moan and Scream
Published: Thu, 31 Oct 2019
Description: Vladimir Poutine. The Dodgy Tobacconist On The Side. The Fighting Jews of Arvada. Poutine Or Frys With Junk On Them? Don't Be Afraid to Make It Thai Hot. My Finishing Move Was The Dodgy Blunt Roller. Almost Danny, But Shaggy Instead. Poutine Poppers from Canadian Chili's. Camel did nothing wrong! Amy, Gidget and more, on this episode of The Morning Stream
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/705993664-scott-johnson-27-tms-1819-the-moan-and-scream.mp3
TMS 1817: Struggling With Total Recall
Published: Mon, 28 Oct 2019
Description: Sorry About The Limp Biscuit. Long Story Short: She Died. I'm Going To Bluto's. Transitioning to Golden Boogers. Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone were considered for the roles of hosts of TMS. Risa, The Bouncy Planet. I Don't have a Chicken in This Fight. Nobody Puts Data in the Drawer. On Fire Means I Love You. Isn't there a Truman called Something Capote. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/703233109-scott-johnson-27-tms-1817-struggling-with-total-recall.mp3
TMS 1814: Idiots Do Idioms
Published: Wed, 23 Oct 2019
Description: The Fart Is In The Hot Dog Water. Pissed on a rose from a plane. Get Your Jizz Jazz Together. Who's the Hung Guy? Give me five minutes to deal with my crone. A Little Revenge Never Hurt Nobody. ATM...... Oooh THAT! Uncle Doctor Boswell Protection Service. Barrels and Bananas and might involve a Tie. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/700643707-scott-johnson-27-tms-1814-idiots-do-idioms.mp3
TMS 1813: There's A Red On-Air Light On This Thing!
Published: Tue, 22 Oct 2019
Description: The Mitt Puppets. Is that a red light on top of that thing? Can I have The Dude? Is that a red light on top of that thing? Dipping your Sack to Make something Wonderful. Is that a red light on top of that thing? A Quandary of Ethical Proportions. Is that a red light on top of that thing? Chin to Neck Definition. Making Red Lights on Things with Bill. Red Light Jury Duty and More on this red light episode of the morning red light stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/700150624-scott-johnson-27-tms-1813-theres-a-red-on-air-light-on-this-thing.mp3
TMS 1812: Metal Gear Salad
Published: Mon, 21 Oct 2019
Description: Chronic Oscarbator. Point The Rocket Upwards For Space. Six Shooter Yosamite. Thou Shall Not Put Mayo on Ramen. Is Bunny Bread a Cat? That Puppy's Not Ripe Yet. Have we sent Cate Blanchett into space yet? You Like Stormtroopers Like I Like Spider-Man. Call now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/699628684-scott-johnson-27-tms-1812-metal-gear-salad.mp3
TMS 1808: Pot Calling the Kettle Meth
Published: Tue, 15 Oct 2019
Description: Don't Kiss Me, I Smell Like Dog Fart. She Liked It.... She Thinks. Straight Metal, Gay Rubber. Nibbling Around The Top And The Bottom of the Cylinder! Talking Politics Through A Pillow. I'm Tired Of These MFing Snakes On My MFing Back! Trippin' On Sesame Street. I Put Salt on Steak... and Some Other Things. Making things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/696194041-scott-johnson-27-tms-1808-pot-calling-the-kettle-meth.mp3
TMS 1807: Do The Eggs Match the Lobes?
Published: Mon, 14 Oct 2019
Description: Meet the Jokers. Portly Paultry Poultry Scientist. Paltry Foul CW Scientist only digs hot chicks. Johnson & Johnson & Jansen. You, Your Johnson, and Eight Billion Dollars in Damages. Bumperhug the Guy in Front. Show us a real pig New York Post! Pushing Picard's Buttons. Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/695578297-scott-johnson-27-tms-1807-do-the-eggs-match-the-lobes.mp3
TMS 1805: Your Hot Tub is Without HONOR!
Published: Thu, 10 Oct 2019
Description: Mist is Liquid Dust. I Hope They Were Pasties. Entertaining Butthole. You Took My Banana! You Ate My Termites! There's even white guys on the team. This is my Walkin' Around Oscar. Doggerito Effigy on a raft of Oreo. Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Charles Manson, the Dude from the 60s. Laziest preacher tongue. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/693855430-scott-johnson-27-tms-1805-your-hot-tub-is-without-honor.mp3
TMS 1800: Macaroni Krill
Published: Thu, 03 Oct 2019
Description: Full On Tutu Business. Charcuterie Necklaces. Double Date with a Gay. Get In Line, Ariel. 30 tiny little white women in a spanish production. Take Out Your Hat Box Garbage. The Beer Soaked Crazy Neighbor Experience. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/690559042-scott-johnson-27-tms-1800-macaroni-krill.mp3
TMS 1799: Donkey Hotay
Published: Wed, 02 Oct 2019
Description: Cursed With A Harry Johnson. Names You Mispronounce from People Your Used to Like. It is a Dung Beetle, and That's Not a Pinball. Rappertights. I Only Have One Kind Of Blood! Big Bulgey Unit Packages. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/690046102-scott-johnson-27-tms-1799-donkey-hotay.mp3
TMS 1793: How to Drain Your Dragon
Published: Mon, 23 Sep 2019
Description: Hitler was a Sauerkraut. Pulling Asia Out of Your Butt. Sonny Bignuts, Private Eye. Bristol and Potatoe Palin. This Is What Happens When The Second To Last Blockbuster Closes. No one wants your damn ocean lemons! Knicker? I Barely Knew Her. Octobots vs Fishticons. Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/685625803-scott-johnson-27-tms-1793-how-to-drain-your-dragon.mp3
TMSPM 1792: Dingle Your Dongle
Published: Fri, 20 Sep 2019
Description: All about that D-Pad! What's that handkerchief called that you wear around your neck? There Is No Missing Episode. Two Moons, Wrapped Around Another Moon. OBVIOUSLY The Switch Purchase Was For Business Purposes. You Want The Long One Or The Short One? Which is the better floss, dental or butt? App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/684365853-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1792-dingle-your-dongle.mp3
TMS 1789: To Bounce A Creditor
Published: Tue, 17 Sep 2019
Description: Emotional Support Clown. Spriggen is a perfectly cromulent word. Warhol, The Lost Ninja Turtle. SECRET INGREDIENT: DIPPIN DOTS! You Down With UTC, Yeah You Know Me! Scott Wants to Get Rid of 90% of his Inches. Making Things With Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/682463903-scott-johnson-27-tms-1788-to-bounce-a-creditor.mp3
TMS 1788: Spock was never president
Published: Mon, 16 Sep 2019
Description: Tons of Canadian Geese but only Two Frasier Cranes. I relish ketching up on The Mustard Stream. New Girl: Beyond Thunderdome. I Want A Tree With Adequate Privacy. Voluptuous Hair Around the Hole. Shove it up your butt to keep from having babies. Don't Not Let No One Pick Your Bum. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/681927464-scott-johnson-27-tms-1788-spock-was-never-president.mp3
TMS 1786: We Called Him Split Pee
Published: Thu, 12 Sep 2019
Description: Morris Day and the Balsamic Thyme Reduction. A Plant with 100 Penises. Moles with Greek People Attached. Please Include Grandma's Foot. I don't Taste the Food, I just Eat the Food. My Father is Mister Doctor Pants! A Plant with 100 Penises. Silent thinkers aren't serial killers, sometimes their just thinking. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/680150267-scott-johnson-27-tms-1786-we-called-him-split-pee.mp3
TMS 1785: Iron Chef 7-11
Published: Wed, 11 Sep 2019
Description: Hiding Behind The Glört-Glört. Gun-Toting Drunk Uranium Snake With Arms! The Real Human Stuff Is Expensive. Babble Royale, Come Out And Plaaaaay! If At First You Don't Succeed, Rob Your Own Store 29 More Times! A Briefcase Full Of Human Teeth. Cold ankled Hookers. Ketchup Now, Mustard Later. A Very Sensitive Button. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/679650122-scott-johnson-27-tms-1785-iron-chef-7-11.mp3
TMS 1784: Mad Max: Beyond Palindrome
Published: Tue, 10 Sep 2019
Description: Everything Is Wet Down There. Implied Cable Boobs. A Banana Is Always The Solution. The News brought to you by a tangent. How Much Plastic In Plastic Surgery? Fancy People Don't Press F5. When I Go, Don't Bury Me, Just Decriminate Me. Making Things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/679164099-scott-johnson-27-tms-1784-mad-max-beyond-palindrome.mp3
TMSPM 1782: Jagged Little Tooth
Published: Fri, 06 Sep 2019
Description: There are Four Lights *crash* now Three Lights! Bottom Bottom Bottom Bottom Bottom, Top Top Top Top Top. Purple Paper People Eater. In the Event of a Water Landing, Please Find Gloomhaven Under Your Seat. Fire up the Pharm Signal. Propane and Propane Addicts. Cat Man Gitus. Take Poo and Call Me in the Morning. Dan Dan The Table Top Man and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/677410377-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1782-jagged-little-tooth.mp3
TMS 1781: Allergic to Grills
Published: Thu, 05 Sep 2019
Description: Brian Whips Out His Wand. Kim Gets Dipped In Mustard. I didnt get nuts, I got Spiderman socks. He's got the whole alphabet...in his name. Doth Protest Meat Too Much. Suspenders Keeps his Junk in Place. I'm Sensing some Picklage in Here. There's a Floater in the Mustard. Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/676753920-scott-johnson-27-tms-1781-allergic-to-grills.mp3
TMS 1780: STOP! Hammer Crime!
Published: Wed, 04 Sep 2019
Description: All Of The Weirdos Are On Discord Now.... We're On There too! Keeping The Good Stuff In Your Butt! This Was Cheese, Five Stars. THIS GUY IS RIDDIKULUS! Waiting for the Great Creamy Peen. Not The Ugly Brother. How to lose your husband in texas in 5 days. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/676291079-scott-johnson-27-tms-1780-stop-hammer-crime.mp3
TMS 1779: Low Hanging Codpiece
Published: Tue, 03 Sep 2019
Description: Those Aussies Make Awesome Blonde Ladies. Then You Shall Receive No Chicken, No Sandwich, and No Magical Mystery Sauce! Scott hates the Smell of Lou Dobs in the Morning. Chicken Poop burns the Chicken Coop. Kim with a Burly Makes it Feminine. Air Supply all Love and Casey is all about the boogie. Making Things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/675739931-scott-johnson-27-tms-1779-low-hanging-codpiece.mp3
TMS 1777: Fully-Furnished Hellholes
Published: Thu, 29 Aug 2019
Description: Full Of Bongs and Porn. Driving Miss Coverville. Everyone's Got a Little Peter in Their Brain. Frickity Poop Stickers! That's Not a Cigarette, THIS is a Cigarette. She's A Maniac.... Wait.... Is She A Maniac? We Want the Real Cancer-Causing Agents. Forest Gump even had Dirty Dancing. How much underlayment is in the butter sculpture? Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/672859643-scott-johnson-27-tms-1777-fully-furnished-hellholes.mp3
TMS 1776: Scorswayze is not new!
Published: Wed, 28 Aug 2019
Description: The swallowing is the hardest part. Please Hold the Drips and Snot. Everybody Ends Up in Playboy at Some Point. Lollapalooza for the Overly-Pierced and Tattooed. A crap ton of brightly colored vomit. Crickets may be delegated in transit. Diaper Full Of Whatever You Need. Vandoodled! Making Money moves. I've been doing all these guys in their 70's. Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/672278933-scott-johnson-27-tms-1776-scorswayze-is-not-new.mp3
TMS 1775: I'm Callin' For Frogpaints
Published: Tue, 27 Aug 2019
Description: Rusty Harden will get you off. My memory of her nipples is still strong. Powder in your Banana. This mystery can bite me in the hole. If You Bump Your Liquid In Space, It Goes Forever! Throwing turkeys is in The Crying Game. Squirting Brown Zunes. Can you pass me a towel, i just got out of the Septic Tank? Making Things With Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/671792111-scott-johnson-27-tms-1775-im-callin-for-frogpaints.mp3
TMS 1774: Sex Pig Laser Attack
Published: Mon, 26 Aug 2019
Description: R2-BigUnit. Infinite Cosmic Uterus, Itty Bitty Living Space. One Lump Under a Fridge. Muligan Rat! Lay That Steak On My Face. If the Hamlet water wheel is rockin’ don’t come a’ knockin’. Sunscreen, bug spray, and always wear a condom. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/671268347-scott-johnson-27-tms-1774-sex-pig-laser-attack.mp3
TMS 1772: They Didn't Come Out Of her Face
Published: Wed, 21 Aug 2019
Description: The sandwich was a baby. Hi, I'm Bill and I'm addicted to cantaloupe. They Speak Cheetah In Greece. Is Ketchup A Smoothie Because I Like Really Wanted To Know. Even Space Has A Car! Everything Within Walking Distance For Jesus. Deep Dop Dorp with Sam Jackson. Mikey didn't die from spider eggs. Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/669056333-scott-johnson-27-tms-1772-they-didnt-come-out-of-her-face.mp3
TMS 1770: Tainting the Corners
Published: Mon, 19 Aug 2019
Description: Verily, volumes of vomiting Vultures. The Finer Points of Booby Traps. Matter Pooping Lad. Stick a sword in me I'm done. The USS Cheerios. No more grape fondling. Madea Takes the Bus To Jail. Matter-Eater Lad's Mom Wears Capes. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/668108984-scott-johnson-27-tms-1770-tainting-the-corners.mp3
TMS 1768: We EARN the stupid!
Published: Thu, 15 Aug 2019
Description: Petty Theft Auto. X brings it and then gives it to ya. Hilariously Racist. What do you call stealing a thing? I need to cash these chips.... Oooh Shiny! History of Must Ard. Scott Doesn't Care Enough to Fix It. The First Turn and cough. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/666268958-scott-johnson-27-tms-1768-we-earn-the-stupid.mp3
TMS 1767: Phony Guacamole!
Published: Wed, 14 Aug 2019
Description: What is the plural of penis? More than anyone expected to learn about apples. I want a new Ghostbusters, one that won't make me sick. Major Vajor. Ibbott's Miraculous All-Day Apple. Allergic to a Finger Up the Bum. That 3D printer really captured his junk. Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/665757959-scott-johnson-27-tms-1767-phony-guacamole.mp3
TMS 1763: Pink Milk is Gravy
Published: Wed, 07 Aug 2019
Description: Day-old sex rolls. Testicles in the Glove Department. Appliances That Bleep Anxiety. I DRINK YOUR HOT DOG ICE CREAM MILKSHAKE! Booze Bladder in a False Pocket. Fly, fly, fly, fly, tomatoes, and flies. Urinal Slots Jackpot Dumps. Harry Potter and the Autopayment. Tom's Tech Time. Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/662524781-scott-johnson-27-tms-1763-pink-milk-is-gravy.mp3
TMS 1761: Who's In Your Wallet
Published: Mon, 05 Aug 2019
Description: Less of a Man Burger. Wine and Cheez-It Pairings. Sherry F Truman was real. Gidget staring Mary Todd Lincoln. Don't Hydrate Your Comics. go to the store and get some fake barf. The Golden Girls Preserved in Vinyl. I'm a little greasecup, short and gross. Don't forget to add the songs! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/661528799-scott-johnson-27-tms-1761-whos-in-your-wallet.mp3
TMSPM 1760: Don't Fear the Reaper
Published: Fri, 02 Aug 2019
Description: Smells like Bacon Bits and Dispair. The Hot Stuff shouldn't be that Thick. Over 100 Years of experience, and still little to no common sense. Ice Cream Cheese Pairings. Thunderclap Headaches. New Teeth sprouting from the roof of my mouth. That's a face of a Cat with his nuts snipped. App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/660341369-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1760-dont-fear-the-reaper.mp3
TMS 1759: A Man On Each Foot
Published: Thu, 01 Aug 2019
Description: Sucking Gidgit's Digits. Satchmo Baggins. Like an Insane Person State Farm is there. Confusing My Squeeze and My Sparks. Certain Rooms For Certain Things. Uber will DRINK your milkshake. Skerrit, Not Merrit. Stop Feeling Your Oats, You'll Go Blind. Dolph You Forget About Me. Call now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/659700467-scott-johnson-27-tms-1759-a-man-on-each-foot.mp3
TMS 1758: 98% Chance Of Grasshopper Ingestion
Published: Wed, 31 Jul 2019
Description: We asked for more Tacos but they wouldn't give us any more tacos. Worry not, denizens of Vegas! I've got this! Harvey ChinDent. Pretty Darn Fast and Slightly More Furious. Having An Outdoor Moment. Come for the Wi-Fi, Stay for the complicated Toilet. Butter knife chin cleft cranking. What Do They Call Feet In France? Tom's Tech Time. Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/659128697-scott-johnson-27-tms-1758-98-chance-of-grasshopper-ingestion.mp3
TMS 1754: Invisible Pez
Published: Wed, 24 Jul 2019
Description: Crusty Blob Of Pepper. My Safeword is Crackle. Spits for the Pickle. Things that Kill Small Mario. Pizza box Drone Challenge. Bad case of PEZ cankers. Fluck Away My Floater. It's the hammer what kills you. Unfamiliar Texture in My Mouth. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/655787909-scott-johnson-27-tms-1754-invisible-pez-1.mp3
TMS 1753: That's A Wet Slap
Published: Tue, 23 Jul 2019
Description: Want To Be Snot Brothers? Just pick a knothole and put your money in there, eh? My Weiner Sleeps Six. Buzz Lightyear's Batteries Fall Out His Butt. Unauthorized Horse Dentist. Go to your room you've Ben Sassy. The World Of Fallout Smells Of Cinnamon. Making Things With Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/655328954-scott-johnson-27-tms-1753-thats-a-wet-slap.mp3
TMS 1746: Godzilla Sized Nipples
Published: Thu, 11 Jul 2019
Description: Slightly More Expensive Hotel Room. Isn't there a guy named Fats Wallaby something. Accidental Weed Cake. Freezer full of Fat Boys. Cap'n Crunch Dandruff Sammich. I'm from the country Puerto Rico. The Best Part of Wake Up, is CoverKitty in your cup! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/649690433-scott-johnson-27-tms-1746-godzilla-sized-nipples.mp3
TMS 1737: Supposed Peanut Butter Square
Published: Thu, 27 Jun 2019
Description: Undercut side crust. The curious case of Emma Bunton. Crouching Brian, Hidden Muffin. Restraint, sex, and cake. Richy Besting Face. Scott Violates his own HIPPA. Is there a band called something Spice? You can't have a conversation with a flesh light about chipoltle. Call now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/642965808-scott-johnson-27-tms-1737-supposed-peanut-butter-square.mp3
TMS 1735: Very Aggressive Wanding
Published: Tue, 25 Jun 2019
Description: Aggressive Wifi Bands. Scott Builds up Bill, Bill Builds up Nothing. James Buchanan winks from gay heaven. Don't trigger your pace maker. Always look on the bry side of life. The Dude and Buddy condition. All tacobell must pass. Making Things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/641935143-scott-johnson-27-tms-1735-very-aggressive-wanding.mp3
TMSPM 1733: Confungus
Published: Fri, 21 Jun 2019
Description: Now with 25% more cricket. 1 Star Review for Driver Shirt. Conglomerate of Podcasting Super Mutants. There's a Haggrid in my bathroom. There is No Story About Bulldog Testicles. Play the longer sausage. Disciplined By Big Pink Bat. App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/640291749-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1734-confungus.mp3
TMS 1730: Caruruoted Ortery
Published: Tue, 18 Jun 2019
Description: Carter's Monkey Island Adventure! The Gigilo Economy! 7 brides for 7 Bradys. Where's Ann B. Dead these days? We have all brands of ducks! One nipple fake steak twister. GIve peas a chance. We asked for more fish waffles. Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/638595114-scott-johnson-27-tms-1730-caruruoted-ortery.mp3
TMS 1907: Flaming Bag of Starter on the Porch
Published: Tue, 07 Apr 2020
Description: Scott wants to kiss a man to shake things up. I do like Steeeeve. Howie Mandel is wrapped in plastic. Six on the Howard Hughs Scale. No Luuuuudes. Friday Night ABC Suckfest. Check out this grenade... is there a pin in it? Declare Your Ninja Turtle! Do Men and Women Use Dishwashers Differently? Larry von Pubis aka Dick Trickle. Kettlecorn Johnson. In panda, 14 years is the age of consent. Don't squirt the Walmart lady in the eye! Making Things With Bill! That's No Panda, That's JuRY and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/793153276-scott-johnson-27-tms-1907-flaming-bag-of-starter-on-the-porch.mp3
TMS 1906: Sourdough Armpits
Published: Mon, 06 Apr 2020
Description: There have been 0 days since the last MMFR mention. Chicks. The pet you can eat. more sensitive than a tilt switch on a space invaders pinball machine. I was doing Hitler but there was no Echo. Smart Alexander from all those months ago. Power Chord Windmills. Dont touch your face with your butts yo. 6-piece Nugget Easter Pets. One guy going crazy in a white house. I will never learn not to touch my junk. Wiping Butts With Baby Chix! Feed The Starch. Wipe With The Nineties. Korean Tweeners. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/792311383-scott-johnson-27-tms-1906-sourdough-armpits.mp3
TMS 1905: Jenga pile of chairs
Published: Thu, 02 Apr 2020
Description: How Will I Restock My Balls? Apple Genius Idiots. I Plant Beeeeeeans. Does Georgia's Governor have brains because we seriously want to know. Hooking up with random tall ladies. April Snow Brings May Bite me. It Wasn't A Frisbee, It Was A Flying Disc. No Listening, No Vaccine, and No Lieutenant Yar. Brian left a trail of Jews all the way home. The Earth Just Needs A Minute! how a $5 juice became a $40 bike mount. Utah's floor is lava! Jenga Chair Tetris.Trivial Things! Wendi the Wise Therapy Crone and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/789301297-scott-johnson-27-tms-1905-jenga-pile-of-chairs.mp3
TMS 1904: Captain Friendly and His Two Pals
Published: Wed, 01 Apr 2020
Description: I watch Pornhub for the songs. The iger King. The Amazing Spidermask. My boobs are barking. Paying From His Prison Purse. Porn was better when Popper was fat. Bungholio McClunky. 1.2 On The Itch-ter Scale. The Kid's Screaming for a Cheese Stick. Barry Manilow Is Not Eric Clapton. I Swear On the Lives of the Deceased. Scotts Hyena is acting up. Pulling Groins and Throwing Sausage. See Dolly Parton's Mountains National Park. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/788509771-scott-johnson-27-tms-1904-captain-friendly-and-his-two-pals.mp3
TMS 1903: Eleben Herbs & Spices
Published: Tue, 31 Mar 2020
Description: Listening to Ancient Fletchers. SKYPE IS WITHOUT HONOR. Magneto Hand Hype Man. Magneto Gandalfini. Finger Licking Bad. Your wife lets you wear shoes in the house?! I like Your Cocking Action Sir! Laying of Hands, and Layoffs of Employees. Tasha Yar Diddling Action Figures. Don't Point That At Your Wiener. Brian Does Whatever a Spider Can. Shirts are up and pants are down. I Wanted That To Be His Real Voice. I Saw a Tiger, and the Tiger Saw a Fool. Making Things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/787737316-scott-johnson-27-tms-1903-eleben-herbs-spices.mp3
TMS 1902: Ribs for your pleasure!
Published: Mon, 30 Mar 2020
Description: Loose Ribs on the Welcome Mat. A Couple of Online Tools. Subaru Impreza, newest member of Wu Tang clan. DON'T PUT CANDY IN MY MOUTH! Giant tentacled Sulu, Oh Mai. There's a core in Uranus, right. They Might Be Gas Giants. Your Daphne is in another castle. no pretalk from the chuckleheads. Picard nipple. Mile High EVERYTHING. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd, Horatio Eglacias and Enrico Palazzo and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/786949762-scott-johnson-27-tms-1902-ribs-for-your-pleasure.mp3
TMS 1901: Bring Your Own Mope
Published: Thu, 26 Mar 2020
Description: It's a miracle the show is funny. You cannot return RICE! Fried Equilateral Triangle. Parade of Frickin' Weirdos. Name a kid Chet, and he becomes a Chet. I want my job back, my job back, my job back. Why is Jaqu Custo flipping me the double bird? Antifreeze.. Necter of the Dogs. Dancing on the Roof with a Wifebeater and Jack. Knives Out, Stay In. smug Third Eagle ... I told you so. Wendi's Hot Neighbor. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/783895327-scott-johnson-27-tms-1901-bring-your-own-mope.mp3
TMS 1900: Coughy Filter
Published: Wed, 25 Mar 2020
Description: When Utah's A-Rockin', PLEASE STOP ROCKING!! Coughing Is The New On Your Left. Mavis Beacon Teaches Hyping. Check out my stimulus package. Can't Trust Wood People. Stop. Shelter. Collaborate. Did You Get All Your Fruits? Bob Gandalf. Shamalamadingdong Plus. Yo! What's up, Zoomers? It's your Boi, the Groom! Is it too early for Cheese Wafers? Indiana Jonez Ball Size of Death. You ate beeeeeeeees?! Horrifying, educational entertainment! Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/783093838-scott-johnson-27-tms-1900-coughy-filter.mp3
TMS 1898: Nickelmouth and Smashback
Published: Mon, 23 Mar 2020
Description: Brian sneaks in a vibrator. Drunk Riker: Fact or Fiction? Unprotected X. The further South you go, the less you feel them. Time To Eat Those Racist Leftovers. Gun Inquisitor Returns. DESTROY THEM WITH SLEEP GAS! Don't Eat Fruit Before You Pound Stones. Only Best Friends Can Take Your Stuff. Those Chinese Koreans. Turn Based Restaurant. I'll take a hamburger and a copy of the latest Spiderman issue. Don't Have Unprotected X. Ice ice something something EDITION! Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/781668571-scott-johnson-27-tms-1898-nickelmouth-and-smashback.mp3
TMS 1899: Quaranteens
Published: Tue, 24 Mar 2020
Description: Coronials. Waiter, There's A Condom In My To-Go Bag! Help Everyone Refill Bongs. The Tiger King is a cheetah, right? Maybe This Isn't As Easy As We Thought. Stress eating through the pandemic. My nuts were brimming. Dog Drone now with Poop Claw. Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make! Brian's Bellagio Fountain Head. I don't like Eco Beeeeeees. You Can't Rebuild The Dead People. Willy water weenie willy wonders. Drunks and Stoner Hoarding. Making Things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/782391343-scott-johnson-27-tms-1899-quaranteens.mp3
TMS 1895: I Would Taste Your Pie
Published: Mon, 16 Mar 2020
Description: Shooting Is Archery, But With A Gun. Tiny Balls and Tiny Bikinis. Pick That Fruit Before It Rots. Scott Johnson and the Shuttlecocks. Drink Toiletpaper, It Runs Right Through You. Fresh, Hot, and Topless Dominoes. What About Bob Syndrome. Mrs Thanos takes the kids to the movies. Smear it Around in May. Please tip your hazmat driver generously. A snap means sheâs serious. My Seed? Good Luck. Open Sewage Hole. Lapping with a little person. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/777128443-scott-johnson-27-tms-1895-i-would-taste-your-pie.mp3
TMS 1894: The First Disease Spread By Jazz Hands
Published: Thu, 12 Mar 2020
Description: Do or Doughnut, There Is No Try. Utah, stop spreading your Jazz all over. Let them eat Ramen. A Finite Amount Of Clay. Hey kids! We're going camping at the WalMart! Glazed and dangerous. There is a camel toe on his neck! Teenage Mutant Ninja Sadness. Rob a hatchet store with a box of donuts. Isn't There a September Song Called September-something? Dude went all Tetris On Himself. Tom Hanks new movie...Catch Coronavirus if you Can. Dentists Don't Move With You. The One about Coitus. Everyone is touching the pin Balls. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/775045015-scott-johnson-27-tms-1894-the-first-disease-spread-by-jazz-hands.mp3
TMS 1893: GORBIT!
Published: Wed, 11 Mar 2020
Description: Bunko: Cards, Dice, and Spoon. Playing Pinball Like Liberacce. Franklin Delorean Roosevent. Take the K Car to the Soda Shop for Penny Candies. Winning All The Toilet Paper At The Craps Table. I CAN believe it's bug butter. Ray Liotta in a penis commercial. Who Milks The Cockroaches?! Ode to lemon tree. Greyish Liquid, Smooth and Convincing. E3 Pulls Out Prematurely. Cutting cheese and stuffing the bra. Alita Coffee Filter Battle Angel. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/774457267-scott-johnson-27-tms-1893-gorbit.mp3
TMS 1892: The White Soul Plane
Published: Tue, 10 Mar 2020
Description: Brian isn't high enough. Soft Clay or Creme Brulee. Gimme a Jill Sandwich. Use your Knuckle not your Finger. Discounted Hotel Room. The Horse band with no name. Richard was a Dick. Scott plays the living dship out of no man's sky. Little Hammond Squeeze. Do podcasters have brains? Because, I, like really like to know. Super means next... right? Your state is filled with all kinds of viruses. Making things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/773812393-scott-johnson-27-tms-1892-the-white-soul-plane.mp3
TMS 1889: Misinflammation
Published: Wed, 04 Mar 2020
Description: The F Is For Feet! The faster you pedal the faster your taint goes. Give the kids a big box of POT. Bill Got Scott IN THE MOOD! We Have No Idea What We're Doing. Solomon Grundy: Bizarro without the Charm. We're Solid Out! VR Boner pills. Hangry Hangry Hippos. EFF Murray Abraham. drizzling down from Washington. Hi im Less Sweaty, and we have the weather at the 5's and 10s. F-F-F Fold Corona. You don't want to be cleaning up the bloody poop. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/770760148-scott-johnson-27-tms-1889-misinflammation.mp3
TMS 1888: Super Fat Taco Tuesday 64
Published: Tue, 03 Mar 2020
Description: I Can't Force-Quit You!! Vasectomy Smells Like Chicken. The Theme From Hot Topic. Yeast & Hops Infection. The Best Of Us & The Worst Of Us. YouTube Will NEVER Find That One. almost Joe Pesci. Brad Hazard: Super Action Man. Your Kazooie Won't be Able to Play the Banjo. Ibbotts's Chicken Wraps: There's Many Flavors That You Can Get. Schrodinger's Can. Scott Violates Kim's HIPAA Again. A lil baboon wezzy. Proof is in the pissing. Making things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/770213944-scott-johnson-27-tms-1888-super-fat-taco-tuesday-64.mp3
TMS 1887: A Gerbil Named Tungsten
Published: Mon, 02 Mar 2020
Description: Silicon is for BOOBIES! Walking out with the Farts and the Meat Sweats. Ever Squeezed a Capacitor? When crap goes down, Kim's got Heroin. Affair Between an Arm Pit and a Dead Person. Dunaway Pinched off a Win. Full Admiral Ackbar Spacing. Kimchi: Rotten on Purpose. The Unintelligible Brad Pitt. Two Fingers Larry Potato Face. Inquisitor Frong. Give him a li'l bit o the ol' Double Bubble. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/769641859-scott-johnson-27-tms-1887-a-gerbil-named-tungsten.mp3
TMS 1886: A Disappointing French Dip
Published: Thu, 27 Feb 2020
Description: Knives Out, Boobs Out. Rack Off ya Nutbag. I Am Familiar With Both Officers And Gentlemen. Habit Burger, Monkey Style. Party Up Front, Pika In The Back! Learning to unhook a bra from your mother. Adorable Existential Dread. Bill Up The Road Got Drunk And Punched A Chicken. The Johnsons should stay away from Johnson and Johnson products. Australian trivia... No rules, just right. Meat Juice Saturation. Riding That Tylenol High. Trivial Things! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/767541913-scott-johnson-27-tms-1886-a-disappointing-french-dip.mp3
TMS 1885: Monkeys are not math
Published: Wed, 26 Feb 2020
Description: Nobody Puts Baby in the Donut Hole. Waste Management Claw Machine. Periodic Table of Adobe Elements. Three Suge Night. Brie Like The Cheese. Dropping the occasional Shit. Tripping Over The Low-Hanging Fruit. Beads for Boobs. Eliminate The Drunk Dude By The Wedding Cake. Can You Teach Me How to Dougie Huggie? Low-hanging Flutes. She Made A Community On Cameo. I don't have a problem with a little white baby. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/766951843-scott-johnson-27-tms-1885-monkeys-are-not-math.mp3
TMS 1884: Beebis & Buff-Head
Published: Tue, 25 Feb 2020
Description: If your boner lasts more than 4 hours contact your sherpa. Did You Climb Mt. Everest or Just Happy to See me? Massively Offended by the Kerning. Jury with the Trump FastPass. Scott to Granny 4. Putting Out An A. P. Bee! What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Bee? Build-a-Bear Presidential Election. JuRY, Not Funded By Billionaires. Valerian and the Thousand Jupiters Ascending. Peeing On Everything To Protect it. Jesus Hates the Eagles. Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/766441804-scott-johnson-27-tms-1884-beebis-buff-head.mp3
TMS 1882: I'm Wearing a Pair of Pants Today
Published: Thu, 20 Feb 2020
Description: The lovechild of Stephen Baldwin and Mr. Clean. I don't give no poops on a plane. You got some 'splaining to do Loose Fur. I need Five Guys Meat in Me! His business is getting smaller. Like A Dolphin Below The Neck. That time in Mexico wasn't my fault. When They Say Kids, They Mean Idiot Teenagers. Glazed up like a grease monkey. Tom Merritt Clamato Fart. 1/2 Dozen Aaron Carters. Min/Maxing Animal Crossing. Broccoli Didn't Exist Until 2017. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/763878823-scott-johnson-27-tms-1882-im-wearing-a-pair-of-pants-today.mp3
TMS 1880: No Leftover Jerky
Published: Tue, 18 Feb 2020
Description: The Do-Me Decimal System. THERE! ARE! FOUR! FACES! G-string juice. The disclosure you're about to read is a product of poor QA. Good Morning Patch Adams Awakening! I have no self control when it comes to beef products. Can't be Australian, No Shelia or Bruce. The Tragically MC Gainy Hips. The Medicine Man gets into the 16th Street Walker. Wasn't There A Movie About Dead Poet Something? Washing Chinese Dong. Scott's back end is a little bitter. Robert Pattinson. Ol' Crayon Breath. A Perfectly Symmetrical Foot. Making things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/762784114-scott-johnson-27-tms-1880-no-leftover-jerky.mp3
TMS 1878: Title Kittens
Published: Thu, 13 Feb 2020
Description: Girlscout Safe-Room. the problem with WWII was that they kept records. Tabaccformers vs Vapecons. The Proof of our Union. More Tar Than Human. I find you very keen, Wa. THERE! ARE! SIX! TENNIS! BALLS! Every Finn Could Kick Your Butt. Mountain Lion: The Other, Other, Other White Meat. There's a reason we have hair down there. Ted Cruz's staff likes porn. Free Vitamin T&A to Combat Coronavirus. Swimming in Your Own Gravy. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/760064944-scott-johnson-27-tms-1878-title-kittens.mp3
TMS 1877: Strafanger Danger
Published: Wed, 12 Feb 2020
Description: I Ride It Naked. I'm Gonna Jam this Mic Up My Own Butt. Free Canadian Hotel Room. With Flies Wide Opened. Don't talk to Strafangers. Doggy toots before the Poots. The condiment must come from a man. Loser Loser Something Chooser. Whip out your Flip phone, its kind of a big deal! Christian Mingle: The Movie. What happened to Jared? Did he die? Tom's Tech Time. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/759458434-scott-johnson-27-tms-1877-strafanger-danger.mp3
TMS 1875: ASCII your Doctor
Published: Mon, 10 Feb 2020
Description: A little tug and a pull. How's The Vividness Of Their Menu? Edith Rice Pilaf. Hardcore Christian Dude Lady. Nude Live Eels. A crowbar for your back. Unusable Knobs. Number One, Time for Number Two. You Can Bet Your Bottom Ruble on It. 500 Days of Summerplace. More Rella, Less Barbara. An Athiest Film? Nobody Prayers! Get that center tooth fixed with all that cash. Spider-Man Peter's Out. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/758330965-scott-johnson-27-tms-1875-ascii-your-doctor.mp3
TMS 1874: The Crystal Light Entity
Published: Thu, 06 Feb 2020
Description: Lubricant, Sprite and Chicken Alfredo. It's Not Unusual For Your Lizard to be Still. Sometimes You're The Chicken, Sometimes You're The Can. Phoenix = Hell. Splenda's Just Diarrhea. Zoe Needs A Whole Pig. I guess I have a ham in the fridge. The Fitsburgh Firates. DON'T BESMIRCH GWENNETH! Use to like the Mountain Dew, now it tastes like toes. ANGRY ANNUS! Every time ive mated, ive had to move. Don't Vodka Brian's Melon. Just Pee on Adults. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/756204556-scott-johnson-27-tms-1874-the-crystal-light-entity.mp3
TMS 1873: There's No L In Bolth
Published: Wed, 05 Feb 2020
Description: The Haunting Of Jonah Hill House. The Cat Whoso Sitteth In Coverville's Lap Shall Be Crowned King! The Only Turd On Scott's Desk. Gotta Go Home And Feed The Caucasus. He's Wearing 35 Coats. Harvey Keitel's Big Weiner. Errant Sunflower Seeds Gone the Way of the Fall. Skorts.tv, For All Your Skort Film Needs. Battlesnake Galactica. Obi Wan Has The HIGHER Ground. Theres Gorillas in our Mists! Tom's Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/755608165-scott-johnson-27-tms-1873-theres-no-l-in-bolth.mp3
TMS 1872: Four Beef-and-Cheddar Pileup
Published: Tue, 04 Feb 2020
Description: Emotional Support Yeast. Ukulele The Force, Luke! KFC - Check out our Breasts! Donate Your Body To Cat Science. Testicles Fell Off and Rolled Down the Hall. Employees must burn their genitals before returning to work. Don't Get Chilli Powder In Your Chamber. Conduit for the Meats. Blood and Horsey Sauce Everywhere. My Brother was a Can of Whoopass. Good Morning Stream in the News This Morning Welcome Back. Things an alcoholic would say for 200, Alex. I Can Feel It Throbbing Right Here. Would You Give Baby Hitler The Corona Virus? This Burger Is As Juicy As My Brain! Making things with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/755004502-scott-johnson-27-tms-1872-four-beef-and-cheddar-pileup.mp3
TMS 1871: How Smelly is your Resin
Published: Mon, 03 Feb 2020
Description: The couch is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE! The Johnson is Unpulled. Surprisingly Little Nudity. A plastic lake of mold and condoms. Couch Is My Safe Word. Theres ALWAYS trouble at stop 5. Brian's Easy to Draw. Who's The Baked Potato? It's not the size, its the distance. New Nintendo Switch Lite XL Mini. Fred and Can Canon. Worth it for the JLO. just a few nipples strewn about. Lots of Halftime Hips being thrusted. Brimley tweets? Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/754490446-scott-johnson-27-tms-1871-how-smelly-is-your-resin.mp3
TMS 1870: Finger it to Loop it
Published: Thu, 30 Jan 2020
Description: Ostrich Porn aka Spice Girls. All the Nasty Shit Lives Underground. Spoiler, All Answers Are Crocodile Dundee. It's Australian, Ya Stupid Bugger. Grabbing Animals in My Bra. Naked and Void of Poop. We be stupid for free. Don't Poop in the Deprivation Chamber. Wendy's in there somewhere. Salt Bath Tube and a Tarp. Don't Pinch and Zoom on Paper. You still have to finger it. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/752280637-scott-johnson-27-tms-1870-finger-it-to-loop-it.mp3
TMS 1869: The Cheapest Thing You Can Do In Vegas
Published: Wed, 29 Jan 2020
Description: Grizzly Spagnolo. Everything is Money and Penis. Gleep Glop You are NOT the father! Fire Chicken Dinosaur. She Has Simpsons Lips. Huffing On Strawberry Short Cake. Give us more Bung duck doo movies please! Is David Tenant even Scottish? Because I really wanted to know. Some little fat girl in Iowa is gonna be the next Mozart. Tell Your Husband I Meant It As A Compliment. Pictures of succulents go on Android. Tom's Tech Time. Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/751643902-scott-johnson-27-tms-1869-the-cheapest-thing-you-can-do-in-vegas.mp3
TMS 1866: Hanson Vs Predator Vs Alien
Published: Wed, 22 Jan 2020
Description: Carter's Cat is in a Better Place. Bumblenuts, Peen of Glandular. Criminal Credit, What's in your Wallet? You've Gotta Be Pimping Me! Strippers, Sports Bars & iTunes. Whittling My Vocal Cords Down. Bearhug from a Hobo. Do you wanna take the whole weiner schnittzle in your mouth at once? Any TMS listeners out there that are deaf with no arms?? Wanna Peel My Banana? Scott's voice is now as deep as that woman's on The Expanse. Potassium All Up In It. Smurfette didn't have pants. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/747708580-scott-johnson-27-tms-1866-hanson-vs-predator-vs-alien.mp3
TMS 1865: Hide The Girlpower
Published: Tue, 21 Jan 2020
Description: Gaga Peen. Rode My Chevy With Eugene Levy But Schitt's Creek Was Dry. Where's The Mom Levy?? Permanent Hollywood Canadian Couples. The cranky guy who is my stepfather, I guess. Gal Bladder processes DIM SUM! Near Future or Alternate Present? Every Johnson Poops. Deaf, dumb and pornless. He went wee-wee-wee all the way down. I want to give birth to a young french boy named Pierre! Big Marbly Dark Balls. Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/747164326-scott-johnson-27-tms-1865-hide-the-girlpower.mp3
TMSPM 1863: The Cat Is In The Bottle
Published: Fri, 17 Jan 2020
Description: TMS PM, now cheaper than a two-dollar hooker. Gknee in a Bottle. Scott's Pen is Bigger. Peacock tastes like fancy chicken. My Mouth Says Chocolate But my Balls Say Chicken. How Short Do You Think This Table Is?! If It's Blue, What's The Matter With You? Daughter Migration. Pen Talk: The Core of Podcasting. Please Use The Toilet When The Power Is Out. a bear on the strip. App Time! Your twitter questions and more, on this edition of TMSPM!
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/745236916-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1863-the-cat-is-in-the-bottle.mp3
TMS 1862: Percent Pageantry
Published: Thu, 16 Jan 2020
Description: There was an old Frogpants that swallowed a spider. Amazon Prime Minister. Big Wet Sloppy Seaweed. Insertion Therapy. Them dukes are at it again. Don't Purple That Nurple. Trumpsplaining. Taffy Nose Waxing. I Don't Know What it is, But It's Moving. Gesticulating in my Mouth. Frequent Flotter Miles. If you Wrote it Right I wouldn't have you do it. Ba Ba, Belch Sheep. A Little Something Extra Went In There. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/744522697-scott-johnson-27-tms-1862-999-pageantry.mp3
TMS 1860: POW! SMACK! SHRIVEL!
Published: Tue, 14 Jan 2020
Description: We'll Be Humping By Tomorrow. No Jigsaw Puzzle, No Harvey's Bristol Cream and No Lt Yar!! Falling In Love With A Pork Bun. More Dude than Vampire. Spock Finger Crotch papercut. There's Something Wrong With That Cat! The Third Member of the Dynamic Duo. My Turkish Towels bring all the boys to the yard!! Klobucharizard Throws A Book, It's Very Effective! Resin Lung and Foamer's Disease. Coverville has purple goo in his beard. No Chicken Feet Just Give Me the Meat. Tina's Two Drink Maximum. The Impossipuzzle. Making things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/743453449-scott-johnson-27-tms-1860-pow-smack-shrivel.mp3
TMSPM 1858: The Morning Steamer
Published: Fri, 10 Jan 2020
Description: Brian takes a stripper to work. Don't Show the Black Hole to Your Kid. Did she smell nice? Viagra: May Cause Drowsiness. It's barely bigger than my nose. Do you have anything for a throbbing testicle? Scott Violates His Own HIPPA. I don't know how you get that hammered at a Walmart. Dan Dan the Table Top Man and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/741575149-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1858-the-morning-steamer.mp3
TMS 1852: Voight Dreams May Come
Published: Tue, 31 Dec 2019
Description: Butter Gajicks. Schindler's Little Helper. Basic Public Education English. OK, Biodome. Please Ask Your Wife To Put Away Her Smoke Box. Sucking it, holding it, wearing it. Huffing on Vanilla Cheese Delight. Nipple Deep In Season 2. Drunk Bush Girls. One of the good Harveys. Red Headed Little Ginger Man. Zac Efron, He's a man, right? Stand Next To Me on the Subway, Mr. Urine Farmer! Making Things With Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/736404172-scott-johnson-27-tms-voight-dreams-may-come.mp3
TMSPM 1846: Maybe Not Hairy Something
Published: Fri, 13 Dec 2019
Description: Have you emotionally scarred your dog today? Can't say Jew. Only When He Whips It. 25 days of cheese. U Isn't For Up Your Bum. Bring Your Penis Pencil. Real Ass Stormtrooper Waffle. Grandma needs her advent calendar. Dan Dan the Occasionally not table top man. Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/727551856-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1846-maybe-not-hairy-something.mp3
TMS 1840: A lot of Borka Borka going on
Published: Thu, 05 Dec 2019
Description: Stock Piled French Fries under the Car Seat. Listen Up You Miserable Little Bunch Of Pissmeyers!! There's Some Kim Sauce On It. Gidget is the Mandalorian. Ricardo Montalkhan. Wendi With An I, Like A Hooker Or A Stripper, Or Like A Barbie. Manatuba, the brass section of Canada. Never Trust the Yogurt Soda. Echo Leader, We've Got A Thing With The Deal. Mountainous Bust. Its Not a Potato Drop. May a disease commonly associated with potatoes be upon you. Eating Chives in the Rock Garden. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://pdst.fm/e/www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/723259828-scott-johnson-27-tms-1840-a-lot-of-borka-borka-going-on.mp3
TMSPM 1828: No Brother for Old Men
Published: Fri, 15 Nov 2019
Description: The Wolfman has nards. I only name my cats after space hookers. Does The Little Plus Body Do Anything For You? Lose weight by amputating your butt. Teaching a Secret Class Farter. Half My Brain is Dead. Azmodan was Dan's wresting name in high school. Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/713499985-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1828-no-brother-for-old-men.mp3
TMSPM 1792: Dingle Your Dongle
Published: Fri, 20 Sep 2019
Description: All about that D-Pad! What's that handkerchief called that you wear around your neck? There Is No Missing Episode. Two Moons, Wrapped Around Another Moon. OBVIOUSLY The Switch Purchase Was For Business Purposes. You Want The Long One Or The Short One? Which is the better floss, dental or butt? App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/684365853-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1792-dingle-your-dongle.mp3
TMSPM 1782: Jagged Little Tooth
Published: Fri, 06 Sep 2019
Description: There are Four Lights *crash* now Three Lights! Bottom Bottom Bottom Bottom Bottom, Top Top Top Top Top. Purple Paper People Eater. In the Event of a Water Landing, Please Find Gloomhaven Under Your Seat. Fire up the Pharm Signal. Propane and Propane Addicts. Cat Man Gitus. Take Poo and Call Me in the Morning. Dan Dan The Table Top Man and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/677410377-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1782-jagged-little-tooth.mp3
TMS 1763: Pink Milk is Gravy
Published: Wed, 07 Aug 2019
Description: Day-old sex rolls. Testicles in the Glove Department. Appliances That Bleep Anxiety. I DRINK YOUR HOT DOG ICE CREAM MILKSHAKE! Booze Bladder in a False Pocket. Fly, fly, fly, fly, tomatoes, and flies. Urinal Slots Jackpot Dumps. Harry Potter and the Autopayment. Tom's Tech Time. Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/662524781-scott-johnson-27-tms-1763-pink-milk-is-gravy.mp3
TMSPM 1760: Don't Fear the Reaper
Published: Fri, 02 Aug 2019
Description: Smells like Bacon Bits and Dispair. The Hot Stuff shouldn't be that Thick. Over 100 Years of experience, and still little to no common sense. Ice Cream Cheese Pairings. Thunderclap Headaches. New Teeth sprouting from the roof of my mouth. That's a face of a Cat with his nuts snipped. App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/660341369-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1760-dont-fear-the-reaper.mp3
TMSPM 1733: Confungus
Published: Fri, 21 Jun 2019
Description: Now with 25% more cricket. 1 Star Review for Driver Shirt. Conglomerate of Podcasting Super Mutants. There's a Haggrid in my bathroom. There is No Story About Bulldog Testicles. Play the longer sausage. Disciplined By Big Pink Bat. App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/640291749-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1734-confungus.mp3
TMSPM 1557: Cowboy Boots and Vaseline
Published: Fri, 07 Sep 2018
Description: Scott wants to talk about Burt Reynolds a little bit. Brian wants to talk about Spiderman a little bit. Oh yeah, well we also have app time! We top it off with Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/496810827-scott-johnson-27-tms-1557-pm.mp3
TMSPM 1553: The viscosity of lunch
Published: Fri, 31 Aug 2018
Description: Hi Boomer. Mystery Date Solved! What sound gets scott's ASMR on? Ghost lobsters! Grandma Python. Fine, it's cancelled then. Where did these men and their lube come from. APP TIME and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/493514844-scott-johnson-27-tms-1553-pm.mp3
TMSPM 1498: In Un Out
Published: Fri, 01 Jun 2018
Description: That lady does not trust me. Kim Jong Un wants a burger. That dude must have really stank! Don't blaze up on a plane. Jersey Shore blows over to France. App Time! (Squarespace Note & Pac-Man) Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/452440899-scott-johnson-27-tms-1498-pm.mp3
TMS 1490: Hail Hydrox
Published: Mon, 21 May 2018
Description: No more lawn racket for me! I predicted something in 2013. Get off the roof! Let's take this walmart cart to the bar. That rusty box had the goods! New tattoo, new name. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/447163203-scott-johnson-27-tms-1490.mp3
TMS PM 1480: Bad Hair and Big Pants
Published: Fri, 04 May 2018
Description: Back to the garage! Jeff will help you with your puppy. Put that Peeler away. That is not your dolphin. Naked orange statue fetches some sweet cheddar. App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/439486917-scott-johnson-27-tms-1480-pm.mp3
TMS 1478: Moist Little Chocolatey Ball
Published: Wed, 02 May 2018
Description: Just as Avenging the second time. Don't forget your poncho. Your wife is delicious. Good old fashion toilet blessing. Put his finger on it! Tom's Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/438370962-scott-johnson-27-tms-1478.mp3
TMS 1472: No Judgies
Published: Thu, 19 Apr 2018
Description: I think he's been suckin power! Salty Brian is a Sleepy Brian. The Queen lost one of her own. Smells like death in Alabama! How come your suckers have sugar? You are about to get less comfortable on a plane! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/432134013-scott-johnson-27-tms-1472.mp3
TMS 1471: Kimchi Stink
Published: Wed, 18 Apr 2018
Description: Put Kimchi on everything, even your smart home! Firewood is racist. Baboons got out of the joint! Got stuck in the pit! Pizza Man was armed to the teeth! Tom's Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/431660646-scott-johnson-27-tms-1471.mp3
TMS 1465: Types of Stereos
Published: Tue, 10 Apr 2018
Description: There's a fly in my show. We are the worst, I mean the best. Dogs lie to your faces. That cocaine just blew in here, officer! You are drinking a lot of plastic. Call Now! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/427737036-scott-johnson-27-tms-1465.mp3
TMS 1457: Lot of the funs
Published: Wed, 28 Mar 2018
Description: Do not drink the juice. Uber guy is bad at Uber. White House gets all Disney and stuff. I never order anything. Your echo is really confused. Tom's Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/421428099-scott-johnson-27-tms-1457.mp3
TMS 1456: Burrito Bomb
Published: Tue, 27 Mar 2018
Description: I think the breath is better. Can you light spaghetti on fire? Hotdogs are indeed sandwiches. Hot burrito or sister grenade. The one statue you dont want to bid on. Making Things with bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/420945297-scott-johnson-27-tms-1456.mp3
TMSPM 1454: What's that building, Captain America?
Published: Fri, 23 Mar 2018
Description: Avengers has a BIG problem. I'll take a cheeseburger for the horse. I thought you was a dog! T-Rex catches fire! Oh well, guess we gotta go to porn hub. App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/418534224-scott-johnson-27-tms-1454-pm.mp3
TMS 1446: Lame Duck
Published: Tue, 13 Mar 2018
Description: I really don't want this egg. Someone stop the beeping! You smashed my fiddle! Hmmmm...old Colorado cereal. Drug the kids, work the abs. Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/413150847-scott-johnson-27-tms-1446.mp3
TMS PM 1444: So long, Shkreli!
Published: Fri, 09 Mar 2018
Description: Naked guy followup! 7 years for Shkreli! Take down your ten hours of static. Oh yeah, well here's some pee! Dangerfield's bottle of sweat gets no respect. App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/411333477-scott-johnson-27-tms-1444-pm.mp3
TMS 1441: No Cheese
Published: Tue, 06 Mar 2018
Description: Saw it, and now I can't unsee it. Always farm together. Ben has a record, and Jerry must be embarrassed. Big Cheese has no cheese! The Dictionary gets dumber every day. Naked and flyin! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/409631013-scott-johnson-27-tms-1441.mp3
TMS 1434: Drink the WHOLE thing!
Published: Tue, 20 Feb 2018
Description: We're all soldiers now. Canada has a hum problem. How fast can you drink your ketchup? Watch out for the invisible walls! Man, yer goat is high. Making things with bill! Jury duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/402602211-scott-johnson-27-tms-1434.mp3
TMS 1432: Not without my purse
Published: Thu, 15 Feb 2018
Description: We have a full report from inside the closet. Who sat on the pledge?? You should not be in the xray machine, lady. Get free pizza for a year...at a price. Nothing going on with the naked guy. Therapy Thursdays and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/400138995-scott-johnson-27-tms-1432.mp3
TMS 1425: Drunk Fishing
Published: Tue, 06 Feb 2018
Description: Drunk Fishing is still fishing. I got curry in my eyes! Baldness cure is here! Doritos are controversial! Yale students say wait, let me take a selfie. Making things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/395461017-scott-johnson-27-tms-1425.mp3
TMS 1423: Let's a go!
Published: Thu, 01 Feb 2018
Description: What if we got a REAL mario movie? Quick, everyone get out of the school! That's not something for Goodwill. Get the peacock off the plane, lady. Well that must have been an awkward meeting. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/393052701-scott-johnson-27-tms-1423.mp3
TMS 1421: Cat feet!
Published: Tue, 30 Jan 2018
Description: Cat feet can be really gross. Time to be tested again! That MRI is gonna getcha! Cryptic Currency strikes again. It's the Bead-O-Pocolypse! That's a musky 15 million. Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/392004063-scott-johnson-27-tms-1421.mp3
TMS PM 1419: 50 Cent is half a dollar
Published: Fri, 26 Jan 2018
Description: When do you know you have a problem! How much do you want your Nutella. Jessica Simpson done got sued! 50 Cent forgot how rich he was. Cow finds new friends in a Bison herd. App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/389630943-scott-johnson-27-tms-1419-pm.mp3
TMS 1416: Nominate THIS!
Published: Tue, 23 Jan 2018
Description: And the nominations are. Sad day in Teletubby land. I think that might not be a meteor. Mowing the lawn for the world. Make pole climbing hard again. Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/388028270-scott-johnson-27-tms-1416.mp3
TMS 1414: Hot Chickens
Published: Sat, 20 Jan 2018
Description: Drone guy in the neighborhood! Pokemon day was fun! Chickens like it hot! Texas Judge takes it too far. Delta says no more! What's that wiggling out of your butt? App Time! Dan Dan The Table Top Man! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/386724017-scott-johnson-27-tms-1414-pm.mp3
TMS 1407: The Glorbs
Published: Mon, 08 Jan 2018
Description: The Gloobin Glarbs happened. Dat pizza is jank, yo. Jack in the box and snoop dog together at last. That's the worst napkin I ever ate. No dabbing on the field. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/380641496-scott-johnson-27-tms-1407.mp3
TMS 1405: Peak Cave
Published: Thu, 04 Jan 2018
Description: This... is The Morning Stream for Thursday, January 4th 2018.
After winning battles against unfiltered water, ketchup packets and Russian sewers, our heroes now find themselves dangling over the edge of a cliff, suspended only by a piece of rope. Will our heroes be able to untie themselves in time? And what did Wendi find in Ghost Peak Cave? Find out on another thrilling episode of The Morning Stream!
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/378789125-scott-johnson-27-tms-1405.mp3
TMS 1403: Here, have a new year
Published: Tue, 02 Jan 2018
Description: What did you order again? Delta gets taken down by a tiny bird. How many days at Chipotle can you handle? How many cars can a kid steal? Screaming at robot presidents. Making Things with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/377831531-scott-johnson-27-tms-1403.mp3
TMS 1397: The Helpful Thief
Published: Tue, 19 Dec 2017
Description: The doctor is not happy. Am I up to the challenge? Trapped Man is not a Man! TCBY is harshing my calm. That is a very early unit! What a helpful thief. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/371769449-scott-johnson-27-tms-1397.mp3
TMS 1396: Bored in Japan
Published: Mon, 18 Dec 2017
Description: How did the old war in the stars do at the box office. Japan law enforcement is bored. Eating your mom on christmas day. I'd totally eat at Mom's Spaghetti. UPS is bad at this. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/371305415-scott-johnson-27-tms-1395.mp3
TMS 1394: Breath it in
Published: Thu, 14 Dec 2017
Description: Breath in at your own risk. Happy Light Saber Day! Gotsta puts my name on it! Now where did my nipples go? Walmart wants you to have a very HIGH christmas. 25 years of snake venom! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/369556709-scott-johnson-27-tms-1394.mp3
TMS 1393: Your Foot
Published: Tue, 12 Dec 2017
Description: Hey, yer here to serve ME! How much was that Uber ride again? Dress as Batman, be more productive. How many dismembered feet is too many? 2 sons-in-law for the price of 1! Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/368593736-scott-johnson-27-tms-1393.mp3
TMS 1383: Supersize my Nails and Glass please
Published: Tue, 28 Nov 2017
Description: Light Neighbor is off this year! Nothing wrong with a little Miley. I'll have a order of nails, please. Jack Black had a moment. Pokemon Go driving is a problem. Robots go for big money. Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/362140646-scott-johnson-27-tms-1383.mp3
TMS 1380: Parno!
Published: Wed, 22 Nov 2017
Description: Thor was seen. So was Justice League. Explaining Inhumans is hard. School Assembly Parno! Paris Hilton is mistaken. Police on Police violence. Youtube is full of dumb robots. Tom's Tech Time! REcomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/359514725-scott-johnson-27-tms-1380.mp3
TMS 1377: Meat Tray
Published: Fri, 17 Nov 2017
Description: Deeper into the Wendy's chili thing. Another doth protested too much. The navy drew a wiener in the sky. Kid causes bedlam in a mall Sephora. Gene Simmons done got himself banned. App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/357302339-scott-johnson-27-tms-1377-pm.mp3
TMS 1376: Understand Canada
Published: Thu, 16 Nov 2017
Description: Those Wendy's rumors are true. Understanding the Canadians. Don't watch that at 2am! Walmart watermelon gate. The price of virginity went up! Who's this Ferry McFerryFace? Hey parents, you have a couple of troublemakers there. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/356778866-scott-johnson-27-tms-1376.mp3
TMS 1371: Swap the Kevins
Published: Thu, 09 Nov 2017
Description: Take that, Bowser! No french fries makes you a racist! Just swap the kevins! Joe just wants a girlfriend. Nachos can be so ironic. Nutella dropped a bomb on it's fans. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/353454485-scott-johnson-27-tms-1371.mp3
TMS 1369: Clap some cheeks for the low
Published: Tue, 07 Nov 2017
Description: Is it too early get a Christmas sandwich? That's not a prostitute, that's a twitch streamer! Your dog has presidential ears! Living on Mars was too much hassle. How big is your lobster roll? Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/352491476-scott-johnson-27-tms-1369a.mp3
TMS 1367: The Big H
Published: Mon, 30 Oct 2017
Description: Arbys keeps freakin me out. Mario is really good. Carl's Jr. has a burn notice. Jesus is a flasher in Florida. How gross is that door handle. Did Hitler survive? Major Spoilers! The Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/349299591-scott-johnson-27-tms-1367.mp3
TMS PM 1366: How wild are your wings
Published: Fri, 27 Oct 2017
Description: Mario...leave me alone. Exploding corpses! Buffalo Wild Wings are spineless! Corn Pops has some splainin to do. You done took a baby. Dan Dan The Table Top Man! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/348906266-scott-johnson-27-tms-1366-pm.mp3
TMS PM 1356: Quiet, you!
Published: Fri, 13 Oct 2017
Description: Keep your voice down. Do not play Slavery Video Games. I thought he was laughing a little too hard. Robbing a bank, google it! When your google home is all jacked up! App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/346749210-scott-johnson-27-tms-1356.mp3
TMSPM 1351: Burgle That Ham
Published: Fri, 06 Oct 2017
Description: Put your blades on and run. That flag is fishy. Time Cop had important lessons. That was a lot of Ronalds. The British are coming and I have to go! App Time! SportsBall Check in! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/345692636-scott-johnson-27-tms-1351-pm.mp3
TMS 1347: Viva
Published: Mon, 02 Oct 2017
Description: Sometimes you just have to do a show anyway. Do not get your eyeball tattooed. Apple admits that evil spock could make things weird for regular spock. Who's milk is this? The Barbie market is booming. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/345031333-scott-johnson-27-tms-1347.mp3
TMS PM 1341: Warming Drawer
Published: Thu, 21 Sep 2017
Description: Stupid growth. Restaurant quality meals at 7-11. How many bats is too many bats. 100 bucks to 100k, pretty good deal. Red Wings are making bank on water. Dan Dan the Tabletop Man! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/343448087-scott-johnson-27-tms-1341-pm.mp3
TMS 1329: Sleepin' In!
Published: Tue, 05 Sep 2017
Description: What is up with CrossFit people. Let the kids sleep in! Burning Man is no joke! When your chief Scientist is not a Scientist. Biohacking can be fun! That Twinkie could make a great drink! Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/341034358-scott-johnson-27-tms-1329.mp3
TMSPM 1314: That Mayo is not Mayo
Published: Fri, 04 Aug 2017
Description: Micheal Bluth went dark! 3D Printer Deal! Don't shoot Armadillos! Ralph Macchio wants your attention! Jaden Smith wants your mayonnaise. Sean Spicer can't dance! App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/336401044-scott-johnson-27-tms-1314-pm.mp3
TMSPM 1286: Clam Road
Published: Fri, 16 Jun 2017
Description: Cosby does not seem to be taking this seriously. Get rid of your clam road! She is eating a whole book! Alabama is a great place to get away with it. Dan Dan the Table Top Man. Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/328464150-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1286.mp3
TMS PM 1273: Grums
Published: Fri, 26 May 2017
Description: Lines are hard. Follow in my footsteps! Willie Nelson has some thoughts. Drug Addiction facilities can be tricky. Why are those pink? Jelly Belly confusion. Dan Dan the Table Top Man. Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/324617477-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1273.mp3
TMSPM 1259: Left Leg Preference
Published: Fri, 05 May 2017
Description: Watch out for the shrivel sack. That has way more booze than you thought. Stray bullets are scary. We all prefer the left leg. PornHub loves your mom. Dan Dan The Table Top Man. Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/321195780-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1259.mp3
TMS 1251: Mouthpieces for the Mundane
Published: Tue, 25 Apr 2017
Description: That lady had no way out. Card tricks and math! Porn Hub likes space. Potato Chip shortage is bad for Japan. Where's Nic Cage when you need him? Goin for that Starcraft vote. Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/319436451-scott-johnson-27-tms-1251.mp3
TMS 1236: Ocean Weed
Published: Wed, 29 Mar 2017
Description: Gym dude strikes again. eBay still the home of weird crap. NBC says we'll do it live. Anaconda, but for reals! The ocean has some sweet weed. Recomentals! Tom's Tech Time and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/315082785-scott-johnson-27-tms-1236.mp3
TMS 1231: You're a real HOOTIE!
Published: Tue, 21 Mar 2017
Description: I think I heard Hootie. The coin turtle didn't last long. Facial Toilet Recognition. K-Pop group is serious! Power Ranger pleads guilty. Paster has Potato Chips on his boobs. Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/313636565-scott-johnson-27-tms-1231.mp3
TMS 1228: Whales Save Us
Published: Thu, 16 Mar 2017
Description: It's National Blood Everywhere day! The great ibbott escape! The imbalance of money. Pink string cheese is an abomination. Someone let Kirk know about the whales! Martin Shkreli digs in deeper. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/312755020-scott-johnson-27-tms-1228.mp3
TMS 1217: Spiciest Meme Lord
Published: Wed, 01 Mar 2017
Description: Where everybody knows you change. We have a winner! There's money in the car. How many bags do you need? The grenades are in the fridge. Taco Bell is a harsh mistress. Making Things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/310069854-scott-johnson-27-tms-1217.mp3
TMSPM 1205: Pause for Aliens
Published: Fri, 10 Feb 2017
Description: We do a shoutout! How jazzy is your NES? Aronld will smash his face. Swipe right for the same guy over and over. Pause the war if aliens come! Samsung factory on fire. App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/307137788-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1205.mp3
TMS 1191: Beer Goggles of Newness
Published: Mon, 23 Jan 2017
Description: Who gets to perform for YOU? Youtube is no help at all. Here, drink this fluid. Harambe's granny died. Trek gets delayed...again! Grace us with your Will. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/304201415-scott-johnson-27-tms_1191.mp3
TMS 1186: Fakers wanna Fake
Published: Thu, 12 Jan 2017
Description: When everything is fake, nothing is fake. How did I get in here? Naked dude whoopsie. The Killers have demands. Don't forget to wash a towell. Recomentals! Tom's Tech Time and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/302375530-scott-johnson-27-tms-1186.mp3
TMS 1181: Deer hair in your sandwich
Published: Tue, 03 Jan 2017
Description: 2 feet of snow, and the deer got away. Fallout 4 is not real, CNN. Don't dress your pit bull in sweaters. Long flight from Charlotte. 50 ways to spell it wrong. Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/300752142-scott-johnson-27-tms-1181.mp3
TMS 1180: Bumperstaff Stimpyflertch
Published: Mon, 02 Jan 2017
Description: Hooray for Hollyweed. Stump Darrell and win prizes! How much for the McPope? 6 year old is smarter than mom. Bumperstaff Stimpyflerch is related to Doyle! Shark repellent does not work. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/300595183-scott-johnson-27-tms-1180.mp3
TMSPM 1179: I must have Reddit somewhere...
Published: Fri, 30 Dec 2016
Description: Just two 13 year old boys with deep voices. Serena is really into Reddit. No more Solo Cups for you. 200 pushups and you can go. Lohan wants more Mean Girls. App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/300221239-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1179.mp3
TMS 1176: Walking Carpet
Published: Tue, 27 Dec 2016
Description: Nothing like a wet package. Sony Twitter Hack! Those theater chairs must be comfy. Santa Claus is the red devil. They crawled through a mile of poop and came out dirty on the other side. Making Things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/299796636-scott-johnson-27-tms-1176.mp3
TMS 1175: Santa Droppings
Published: Mon, 26 Dec 2016
Description: Santa had more than he bargained for in his sack. Passengers kinda sucked. No beer for you! I was bored! Tupac still got it! Go home, USA, yer drunk. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/299674248-scott-johnson-27-tms-1175.mp3
TMS 1173: The gift of burger
Published: Tue, 20 Dec 2016
Description: Go easy on the old man. Brian took the path! I did not order this gun. Uber man gets Uber Pissed. There's a snake in my tree! Burger King has a weird idea. Making THings with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/298836472-scott-johnson-27-tms-1173.mp3
TMS 1170: The 24 Hour Rule
Published: Thu, 15 Dec 2016
Description: It's Star Wars night, and I'm feelin right. Turn up the freakin heat! Pagan man gets his horns. Rat Burgers....hmmmmmm. You'll find me near the sea! Booze and Butts. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/298057902-scott-johnson-27-tms-1170.mp3
TMS 1169: In the Thicke of it
Published: Wed, 14 Dec 2016
Description: There's a party in my basement and I don't know why. Alan Thicke was kinda cool. Lifelike dolls gets grandma in trouble! That's not MY christmas card. Wonder Woman is FIRED! Recomentals! Tom's Tech Time and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/297897905-scott-johnson-27-tms-1169.mp3
TMS 1168: May the Sushi be with you
Published: Tue, 13 Dec 2016
Description: Sushi and Prequels. That was NOT free to play. Who sold the most CD's in 2016? Wanna rent a jewish person? How much is enough for your head? Making Things with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/297742286-scott-johnson-27-tms-1168.mp3
TMS 1165: Smells like chicken
Published: Thu, 08 Dec 2016
Description: Your house smells like chicken. Someone made a bomb made of meat! Bring back the McRib! Biting off more than you can chew. The government is shooting candy! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/296862854-scott-johnson-27-tms-1165.mp3
TMS 1160: Who you callin' Fiat??
Published: Thu, 01 Dec 2016
Description: December is upon us! Fiat guy is a weirdo. One last call for alcohol so finish your whistling and beer. That teachers name is funny! Buckets of gold! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/295736167-scott-johnson-27-tms-1160.mp3
TMS 1159: Belly Boob
Published: Wed, 30 Nov 2016
Description: I think my eye doctor is playing hooky. Elton Jonn can get you in trouble. What's that goo on the beach? Real life Romeo and Juliet. Belly Boobs! Recomentals! Tom's Tech Time and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/295572091-scott-johnson-27-tms-1159.mp3
TMS 1152: Fisher of Fords
Published: Wed, 16 Nov 2016
Description: I saw someting Strange. Jury News! Wifi is better than beer! Where's your wedding ring? Carrie Fisher dishes on Harrison Ford. New Balance has a PR problem. Recomentals! Tom's Tech Time and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/293339595-scott-johnson-27-tms-1152.mp3
TMSPM 1142: Martha
Published: Sat, 29 Oct 2016
Description: Butts are funny. Martha Stewart is nasty! That tree looks funny. JJ might be sneaking in another surprize! Batman will never face these two. Glover's mom has ideas. App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/290564987-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1142.mp3
TMS 1106: Doughy Flowers
Published: Tue, 30 Aug 2016
Description: How about THIS lightening! Didn't we just talk about Gene Wilder? Bar soap is GROSS! There's a clown in them there woods! Crickets on the subway! Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/280624823-scott-johnson-27-tms-1106.mp3
TMSPM 1104: Sloppy Chat
Published: Mon, 29 Aug 2016
Description: Walking Dead for ten days. Do you even lift, hombre? Can you smell what the Rock is spending? Amber Heard smells like Musk. Donald Trump motorboating Rudy Giuliani. Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/280452943-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1004.mp3
TMSPM 1086: Construction Barf!
Published: Fri, 29 Jul 2016
Description: Construction Barf! That lady did not like your pee-pee doll. Sesame Street says bye. People upset at Bradley Cooper. Lohan be trippin, yo. Dan Dan the Table Top Man. Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/275980972-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-1086.mp3
TMSPM 1030: Fat China
Published: Sun, 01 May 2016
Description: Boehner unleashed! Will Ferrell is Reagan! Why is china fat? Steam wants your bit coin! App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/tmspm_1030/tmspm_1030.mp3
TMS 1028: Up The Wazzoo
Published: Sun, 01 May 2016
Description: Coming up on TMS: Sometimes good things happen. TMS has fans all over the place. Nintendo confirms stuff. Hey, you look like Shia LaBeouf. The Mountain eats like a pig! You don't want this dentist. Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/archive.org/download/tms_1029/tms_1028.mp3
TMS 988: Witch Sticks
Published: Fri, 19 Feb 2016
Description: Tonight, on TMSPM: They need to keep the Xfiles going. Da pope, he no like a the Trump. Should Deadpool host SNL? Chewy wants you to see the script! The Witch sticks with you. Esports with Garrett! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/247957317-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-988.mp3
TMSPM 983: Jedi Clampett
Published: Sun, 14 Feb 2016
Description: Tonight, on TMSPM: Call me twice, shame on you. Lego wants your TV. Hefner's son is weird lookin'. Google says bye to Flash. Hmmm...that's a tastey unit you got there. App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/247076814-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-983.mp3
TMSPM 969: Snow on THIS!
Published: Fri, 22 Jan 2016
Description: Tonight, on TMSPM: There's a lot of white stuff in Washington DC! A million voices cried out at once and then were silenced for a few more months. Kratz comes clean. The Don's opinion on little gold men. Quentin likes his movies like he likes his feet: interntwied! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/243296240-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-967.mp3
TMSPM 964: A Cold INSIDE
Published: Thu, 14 Jan 2016
Description: Tonight, on TMSPM: What's that smell? Help us win the lotto! Guess who got 9 nominations? Alan Rickman will really be missed. Are those teeth on your head? ESPORTS with Garrett. Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/241984623-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-964.mp3
TMSPM 947: How many languages do you speak.
Published: Fri, 18 Dec 2015
Description: Tonight, on TMSPM: We have Star Lord's Dad. Baby Uber! Pharma Bro in trouble. Netflix has a hot new product for your feet. ESports with Garrett! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/238169597-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-947.mp3
TMSPM 892: Donkey Trust
Published: Fri, 18 Sep 2015
Description: Tonight, on TMSPM: Why is twitter so hard. The Mist is coming back! Letterman is up to stuff. French grandma rentals! Astronaught Poop! Dan Dan the Table Top Man! Your twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/tmspm_892/tmspm_892.mp3
TMS 662: You're as cold as ice
Published: Wed, 20 Aug 2014
Description: Coming up on TMS: So I went ahead and did that ice bucket deal. The TMS Flasks are now officially a thing. Star Wars Rumor Generators! You had an apartment full of jars of what now? Don’t be humpin no chairs, yo. The Superbowl Halftime show is down to three choices, none of which are weird al. True Blood guy drinks REAL blood. Recomentals. Tom’s Tech Time! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/163988762-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-08-20-2014.mp3
TMS 656: Apparently I've never been on the news
Published: Tue, 12 Aug 2014
Description: Coming up on TMS: Robin Williams was a legend. Let's get a report on Vegas! How come all the hipsters are in Salt Lake City all of the sudden? What did the Turkish man say when he saw a two headed dolphin? Florida braces for a big natural nightmare! Better Call Saul teaser seen in the wild. Game of Thrones killed off another actor. Fitness Geek. Jury Duty. Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/162833982-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-08-12-2014.mp3
TMS 647: We put the Coma in Coma-Con
Published: Mon, 28 Jul 2014
Description: Coming up on TMS: I saw some grim things at Cherry Hill. Stephen tells us that San Diego tells Salt Lake City to CEASE AND DESIST! Comixology goes DRM free! We get a good look at Wonder Woman. Can we talk about that Mad Max trailer? Star Trek meets the APES! Starwars in comics again and all is well. Our first video game segment with Veronica Belmont! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/160660911-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-07-28-2014.mp3
TMS 612: Suckin' The Cheese
Published: Tue, 27 May 2014
Description: Coming up on TMS: Our weekend was filled with X-Mans and Godzeeras, BurpStep takes the music world by storm, a listener creates Honky Tonk This, and Suckin the Cheese, I did NOT ask for that in my chicken dinner, my hip tastes funny, Culkin storms off stage with his Kazoo, why Quicksilver can be in two places at once, Ant-Man and Edgar Write are not buddies anymore, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, scary Chucky Cheese statistics and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/151525785-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-05-27-2014.mp3
TMS 610: Dog Launcher
Published: Thu, 22 May 2014
Description: Coming up on TMS: Daily did something terrible on our walk yesterday, don't forget that YOU want the morning BREW, a higher power told that teacher what to do with the skateboard, do NOT get into that hottub, we talk about a dude who can't stop burping, True Detective season 2 has it's star actor, McDonalds wants you to eat more stuff, Therapy Thursday, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/150761511-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-05-22-2014.mp3
TMS 603: Up The Deal
Published: Mon, 12 May 2014
Description: Coming up on TMS: The weird book experience I had, Scott has a dark theory about super hero movies, Ann Curry was rescued by a bunch of boy scouts, a driver drove around town with a dummy next to him, Neighbors kick Spiderman out of the neighborhood, Larry Wilmore will fill a spot at Comedy Central, Geek Food, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/149167072-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-05-12-2014.mp3
TMS 595: It burns when I peep
Published: Mon, 28 Apr 2014
Description: Coming up on TMS: Scott spends some time with the old rich, which state in the union is the nerdiest, diggers found all those old atari carts in the desert, man lost at sea is pretty sure he didn't eat the guy he was traveling with, Spiderman enjoying some nice early reviews so far, Beyonce is the most influential person in the world, Major Spoilers, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/146901412-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-04-28-2014.mp3
TMS 573: 20 feet is a lot of beef
Published: Mon, 24 Mar 2014
Description: Coming up on TMS: I test brian in a very backwards way, Noah is getting all kinds of hell from some people, what does it take for people to eat 20ft sausages, Florida Man drinks a lot and then does some terrible things, you might not know James Rebhorn but you know everything he's ever done, Mila and Ashton are expecting a 70's baby, Major Spoilers, Geek Food, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/141185512-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-03-24-2014.mp3
TMS 557: Soy Sass Pocket
Published: Wed, 26 Feb 2014
Description: Coming up on TMS: So I guess you guys are getting a 5th show a week now, Nerdtacular Tickets are going fast, someone put baby poop in the sausage, Florida Man in HOT water, Selfies are much more gross than you thought, Bill Murray remembers his friend Harold Ramis, Bieber already in troule in Atlanta, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/136881802-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-02-26-2014.mp3
TMS 556: Blood in Your What?
Published: Tue, 25 Feb 2014
Description: Coming up on TMS: We give someone a brand new wacom tablet today, why a fully dressed man at the gym is a bad sign, the final metal count is up for interpretation, eating BBQ and fried food gives you brain problems, Art from Justified thinks he's Justified, Beiber's new neighbors are not interested in seeing him, Alec Baldwin is quitting everything, rest in peace Harold Ramis, Fitness Geek, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/136698063-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-02-25-2014.mp3
TMS 555: King of the Cake
Published: Mon, 24 Feb 2014
Description: Coming up on TMS: When you find out things about your childhood way after they happened, dead rat in a cake was not what that old man was hoping for on his birthday, Comcast and Netflix are buddies again, Heroes is coming back and some people care, nobody seems to be able to fight toe to toe with the LEGO movie, Major Spoilers, Geek Food, a final day of the Wacom contest and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/136509560-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-02-24-2014.mp3
TMS 552: Poops and Giggles
Published: Tue, 18 Feb 2014
Description: Coming up on TMS: A reminder that I'm not doing these sketches for poops and giggles, regardless of political slant you should be watching Mitt on netflix, there's a shortage of clowns in this country, we can now make our own lungs right at home, the new zealand prime minister is not a space lizard, O.J. Simpson is looking for a way out, Charlie Sheen gets married for the 4th time, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, your chance to win a Wacom drawing tablet and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/135499272-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-02-18-2014.mp3
TMS 548: Dog Milk
Published: Mon, 10 Feb 2014
Description: Coming up on TMS: How to become the boss of the show, nobody told us Hanibal was good, when breastfeeding a puppy is the only way to save it, do not take pictures of dead people, Starbucks in LA is dumb, Jesse Ventura goes off the grid, that lego movie did really really well over the weekend, Major Spoilers, GeekFood, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/134063624-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-02-10-2014.mp3
TMS 546: Developers!
Published: Wed, 05 Feb 2014
Description: Coming up on TMS: You should have figured out how to tie a shoe by now, we are dangerously close to launching our Patreon page, Super Bowl Sex Trafficing was a real thing, there's a new wave of heroin out there and it desires to have you, uproar over stray dogs at the olympics is also a reall thing, Flea says he was faking that whole thing on Sunday, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/133217404-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-02-05-2014.mp3
TMS 544: Forever 15
Published: Mon, 03 Feb 2014
Description: Coming up on TMS: stage and screen loose one of the greatest actors of our day, Superbowl is over and one team could really use some legal pot right now, SLC in trouble for taking away your lunch, dude gets buried in the least appealing way possible, the web's most popular women list has a big problem on it, JK Rowling says Harry and Hermione should have gotten married, Major Spoilers, GeekFood, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/132871041-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-02-03-2014.mp3
TMS 539: Slack Faced Yokel
Published: Thu, 23 Jan 2014
Description: Coming up on TMS: You should never do that to our shared workout equipment, North Korea confirms it landed a man on the sun, nun who had a baby thought it was just a bad taco or something, 140 drop into a well is nothing for this kid, new Cosby sitcom coming, Arnold freaks everyone out with his fake mustache, Bieber busted for DUI and drag racing, Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/131000880-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-01-23-2014.mp3
TMS 536: Battle of the Pot Teams
Published: Mon, 20 Jan 2014
Description: Coming up on TMS: how much legal pot will be at the superbowl this year, Jack Ryan is back and he wants all your financial records, how did the weekend of kindness go, the Broncos get to buck the Seahawks in a couple weeks, multivitamins are kinda useless it seems, Bieber is afraid of what you might see on his cell phone, Bill Murray says he goofed on that whole Garfeild deal, Eric's App Review, Major Spoilers, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/130479757-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-01-20-2014.mp3
TMS 533: You drank cow what?
Published: Tue, 14 Jan 2014
Description: Coming up on TMS: Drinking coffee might really be helping your memory, Scott dreamt he went bowling with a super hero, this man has no butt-crack, dude believes that drinking cow pee is the secret to long and healthy life, Bieber likes his eggs tossed at the neighbors window, Marvel makes a very strange move for Ant-Man, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/archive.org/download/MorningStream01142014/MorningStream_01_14_2014.mp3
TMS 528: Hot Dog Head Bump
Published: Mon, 06 Jan 2014
Description: Coming up on TMS: Justin guest hosts with Scott while Brian gambles in Vegas, we won big at the PCA's last night, Current Geek is off to a nice start, giant rubber ducks burst onto the scene in Taiwan, Israel wants to pay for a very controversial procedure, Downton Abbey might be on it's last season and no one told you about it, Steven Seagal might run for office, Keh-Dollar-Hah checked into rehab, Eric's App Review, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/128183889-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-01-06-2014.mp3
TMS 521: Tertiary Nipple
Published: Tue, 17 Dec 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS: What do you do when you have your first migraine, pooping out 200 christmas cards is not easy, getting kicked out of your favorite steakhouse because you gots a beanie on your head, sir I think my meat might have been in that guys pants, Ace Frehley had a fire, The Desolation of Box-office Success, the Judd girls just can't get along, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/125289904-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-12-17-2013.mp3
TMS 517: What I miss?
Published: Mon, 09 Dec 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS: The office is coming to south jordan utah, The Tom and Scott Mystery project got announced, sequels that absolutely must be made, dude fell asleep on a plane and it became his new home, injecting drugs into your unit is a very bad idea, people stole stuff from the Paul Walker car, 2nd Hobbit seems to have it together, critics really like Gravity and Her, Eric's App Review, Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/124010012-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-11-09-2013.mp3
TMS 513: Warehouse full of gibbons
Published: Sat, 30 Nov 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS: Please pass the potatos and a plate of bigotry please, Black Friday be DAMNED, Man of Steel is still Man of Who Cares, Sony wants you to wear a smarter wig, did Jackson's doctor really hold his weiner every night, Lady Gaga and her muppet thing sucked, Catching Fire and Frozen made loads of cash, Miley Cyrus's beard ruined Thanksgiving, Special Guests, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/122607512-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-11-30-2013.mp3
TMS 512: Butt Dialed
Published: Wed, 27 Nov 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS: all in all just another brick in the wall, what the hell is going on at Wendys, your raidio might have The Benz, butt-dialing your murder victim, people are using the PS4 for sexy time, Rob Ford coming to a porno near you, Brad Pitt asks what's on in the island, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, Geek Food, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/122170147-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-11-27-2013.mp3
TMS 511: Can I get some ice with my cheese?
Published: Mon, 25 Nov 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS: AC4 is really really good, what are YOUR thanksgiving traditions, there be cheese in them there ice melters, Pixar hands out a bunch of pink slips, catching fire caught fire over the weekend, that kid from Goonies checked into rehab, Wolverine is healing from his nose cancer problem, Major Spoilers, Eric's App Review, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/121839151-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-11-25-2013.mp3
TMS 506: Fire Hose No Go There
Published: Thu, 14 Nov 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS: HBO can make stuff without a thousand boobs in it, Scott thinks he saw the strangest duck creature on record, more things people say that must go now, a fire hose in your butt is never a good idea, Netflix wants us all to be the same, I Love Lucy loses their last castmate, Courtney Stodden tells all about why she broke up with her old man, Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/120133088-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-11-14-2013.mp3
TMS 503: Old Farty Face
Published: Mon, 11 Nov 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS: We return triumphantly from Blizzcon, but not before a dude farted in scott's face, giant man passes out in line, The Instance was special this week and you should listen to it, man nails his testicles to the floor in protest, another man breaks through security and runs out on the tarmac, Bieber kicked out of a country...again, Miley Cyrus smokes em if she gots em, Eric's App Review, Major Spoilers, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/119638168-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-11-11-2013.mp3
TMS 500: It's been a long road
Published: Mon, 04 Nov 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS: We record 500 episodes, Scott pounds a rod deep into the earth's crust, Utah Woman gives birth to 14 pound kid, more flesh eating drugs make it to the states, Pet Cemetery is getting a proper remake, Ender's Game took the top spot over the weekend, in a unpredictable and shocking turn of events Courtney and her grandpa husband call it quits, Eric's App Review, Major Spoilers, Geek Food and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/118567247-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-11-04-2013x.mp3
TMS 499: Nugget Fetish
Published: Thu, 31 Oct 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS: The perils of moving all your shite, the perils of putting your consoles in the wrong box, don't drive and Google Glass or you are gonna get a ticket, dude is mad at Dell for sending him a computer that smells like pee, Lou Reed goes on ahead of us and takes a walk on the wild side, Marcia Wallace is no longer with us either, we play Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/117953175-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-10-31-2013.mp3
TMS 498: Your gravestone offends me
Published: Thu, 24 Oct 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS: there's a new trend to talk about, Comcast is really hard to talk to over the phone, getting rid of crap you'll never need again, that Apple thing that happened, people get really worked up over cartoon-based headstones, dude spent 100,000 dollars to look just like Justin Bieber, Jake Gyllenhaal explains dramatic weight loss, Therapy Thursday, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/116869537-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-10-24-2013.mp3
TMS 497: Cones on the kids
Published: Tue, 22 Oct 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS: Get the spears experience right here, what are YOU gonna be for halloween, Yellow Fever is BACK, YouTube owns the mobile video stuff, Gravity does not want anyone else to win, Ke$ha is haunted by a rotting ghost, Morrissey says he is definitely not gay, Chinbeard, Jury, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/116551360-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-10-22-2013.mp3
TMS 495: Barking Internet Idiot Dog
Published: Tue, 15 Oct 2013
Description: The walkin dead is back, do kids know who the marx brothers are, can you please put nuggets on that burger, when you're lost in the woods, you'll eat what you can get, Walmart makes an expensive mistake, Trek coming back to TV...maybe, Hopkins loves Cranston's acting, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/115474679-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-10-15-2013.mp3
TMS 494: Flu Shot in the dark
Published: Mon, 14 Oct 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS: Scott got a flu shot but not the flu, Brian drank a lot of a very different kind of shot, there's a fly in my sub, canceling school over good weather, zombie drug finally makes its way to the US, Gravity is still pulling you in at the box office, Mulder and Scully still want you to see more X-files, Eric's App Review, Major Spoilers, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/115312680-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-10-14-2013.mp3
TMS 491: Hornet Hunters
Published: Mon, 07 Oct 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS: When your weekend is marked by a very bad burger, we have an update on those puppy sized hornets in China, your beard is a stupid place to hide your weed, we finally find out what's in a chicken nugget, Gravity did really well over the weekend, Walter White honored in a local Albuquerque newspaper, Eric's App Review, Major Spoilers, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/114244944-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-10-07-2013.mp3
TMS 488: Shutting it down
Published: Tue, 01 Oct 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS: we are a pawn in a lame game of blackmail every time this happens, you will never think of the col the same way again, Chimps have way better memory than you or me, naked haunted house get's yanked from the festivities, Jennifer Lawrence is in Dumb and Dumber To, Vanilla Ice has the cure for all douchebag up and comers, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/113373128-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-10-01-2013.mp3
TMS 489: Show me your pancakes
Published: Wed, 02 Oct 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS: Wacom wants to hangout with Scott on thursday, more information about the mysterious world of Chinese traffic, Kentucky Man has eaten a lot of raw meat, huge asian hornets will keep you up at night, Bieber cant walk all by himself anymore apparently, The Simpsons to kill off another one of their own, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/113520055-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-10-02-2013.mp3
TMS 487: Everything you know is wrong
Published: Mon, 30 Sep 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS: We find out what Dancing with Molly really means, what will it be like driving a huge truck around children as they collect candy all night, iOS7 making some people really really dizzy, Martha Stewart really needs help with her iPad, Breaking Bad house will never be on the market, OJ Simpson stole a bunch of prison cookies, Eric's App review, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/113212821-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-09-30-2013.mp3
TMS 485: It's always FUNNY in Philadelphia
Published: Wed, 25 Sep 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS: The Infinite Tongue of Miley Cyrus, and that led to all kinds of terrible rabbit holes, man tried to shoot up a mall in SLC, Popular Science just got less popular with comment trolls, Fox wants to make Batman for TV, Apple thinks you got the raw deal with Breaking Bad, Bill Nye is now dancing with the nurses, Recommentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/112441480-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-09-25-2013.mp3
TMS 484: How many Fannings
Published: Tue, 24 Sep 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS: let's play the what are people worth game, if Kim doesn't come home soon scott and the kids might have to start eating their shoes, staying together means you'll likely survive better, (stoner voice) Boulder gets some pretty rad relief man, Miley Cyrus might have Jabba the Hutt's tongue, Mumford and Sons goes Mum, Fitness geek, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/112235951-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-09-24-2013.mp3
TMS 483: 3 Putins
Published: Mon, 23 Sep 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS: Scott works a till a midi-night on a suna-day, brian saw things over the weekend and lived to tell the tale, woman stabs roomate over a really dumb reason, Iran has funny ideas about what to put in space, Breaking Bad broke good at the Emmys, Britney is now living in Vegas full time, Marky Mark finally graduates, Eric's App Review, Major Spoilers, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/112006222-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-09-23-2013.mp3
TMS 482: Worka till a midinight on a sunaday
Published: Wed, 18 Sep 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS: we get schooled about the Byzantine empire, running your life on borrowed internet, what's it like to eat 12,000 big macs, non-stop hiccup lady on trial for murder, Gus think's Walter should get his head on a spike, Bieber tries to ruin superman, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/111101131-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-09-18-2013.mp3
TMS 480: What the hell's a culvert?
Published: Mon, 16 Sep 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS: Brian brought the animals into the ship 2 by 2, there's a lot of internet video to watch this morning, holy water is pretty freaking gross, wash down that horrible infection with a piping hot burrito, Insidious 2 takes down all comers over the weekend, finally Miss America is crowed and we can move on with our lives, Eric's App Review, Major Spoilers, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/110750878-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-09-16-2013.mp3
TMS 479: A foregone conclusion
Published: Thu, 12 Sep 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS: When people in walmart give you more of themselves than you'd like, Scott has a doozy of a confession, lots of americans think UFO's are totally real, what would YOU do if a ton of chicken poo got dumped at your elementary school, Saul Goodman gets his own show on AMC, Jurassic Park 4 gets a new name and a release date, Therapy Thursday, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/110064604-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-09-12-2013.mp3
TMS 477: Head Grissle
Published: Tue, 10 Sep 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS: Traditions can be really scary, you'll never guess what the first online order was, scott has a confession, doctors pulling pranks is frowned upon, the woman who woke up chinese, Cyrus swings around naked on a wrecking ball, SNL has a new lineup for a new season, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/109738083-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-09-10-2013.mp3
TMS 476: Drunk Chicken vs Drunk Wasps
Published: Mon, 09 Sep 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS: Chewy likes it when you wear his back back, SLC Comiccon was pretty crazy, Scott is moving NORTH, drunk wasps are not something to mess with, speaking of wasps some dude burns down his neighbors house trying to rid his life of them, Riddick does pretty well over the weekend, Arsenio Hall returns to late night TV, Major Spoilers, Eric's App Review, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/109572159-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-09-09-2013.mp3
TMS 473: Coulda, whoulda, shoulda.
Published: Thu, 29 Aug 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS: Scot and Kim have made it this far, we got called out on all this Miley Cyrus stuff, tiny human brain grown in a lab, Pat Robertson pisses off even his own network this time, Douglas and Zeta-Jones are taking a break from each other, Bieber in trouble with the po-po again, Trent was a good salesman, therapy thursday, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/107853811-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-08-29-2013.mp3
TMS 470: We're being oppressed!
Published: Mon, 26 Aug 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS: everyone is juicing now, Unbreakable totally holds up, is florida running out of sand, Ghostbuster tries to rid you of spirits using his unit, Whedon is totally cool with Batfleck, Paula Deen is off another ticket, Geek Food, Major Spoilers, Eric's App Review, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/107326187-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-08-26-2013.mp3
TMS 467: The power of words. WORDS!
Published: Tue, 20 Aug 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS: I made a juicers nightmare yesterday, school is back suckers, who do you blame when your scrotum is gigantic, losing weight the gross way, Dick Van Dyke pulled from a flaming car, Breaking Bad fans are not sure what 911 is really for, who's gonna be here to get shorty, Fitness Geek, Recommentals, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/106352637-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-08-20-2013.mp3
TMS 466: Stand by me by the tree
Published: Mon, 19 Aug 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS: moving people sucks, how awesome is hearthstone anyway, scott is juicing EVERYTHING, how much trouble could it be if you get caught steeling millions of quarters, selfies hurt relationships says study, Tanning Mom made a horrible music video, The Butler ruled the box office this last weekend, GeekFood, Major Spoilers, Eric's App Review, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/106178869-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-08-19-2013.mp3
TMS 464: Cities in your mouth
Published: Tue, 13 Aug 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS: why you gotta stare at that tree girl, why radio stations think you live in the 70's, the USDA has all the animal semen we could ever need, skinny dippers have a new nemesis in the water, Bieber got naked for his grandma, George Lucas is the proud father of a young padawan, World War Z has been good to Brad Pitt, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/105258236-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-08-13-2013.mp3
TMS 463: Forrest Gump Feather Style
Published: Tue, 06 Aug 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS - captain kirk could help you in your next street brawl, maybe scott really does host framerate, how to sell your baby on craigslist, the worst flight of all time, Jeff Bezos has the world's most annoying laugh AND the washington post, Bieber's crew of thugs beat up a dude, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, the longest episode we've EVER DONE, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/104273266-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-08-06-2013.mp3
TMS 462: Woke up and it was gone
Published: Mon, 05 Aug 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS - fridges are expensive and should last longer, we give a psychic one last chance, ever pass out and wake up with your penis gone, kid robs a lemonade stand with a BB gun, Keh-Dollar-Ha claims she used to have an extra appendage, we have a new Dr Who, Lucasfilm still working on a TV show for Starwars fans, Eric's App Review, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/104118097-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-08-05-2013.mp3
TMS 461: Can't feel my crotch
Published: Wed, 31 Jul 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS - we try and get some free phone help again, what was it like before google, when your dog likes man crotch too much, missing prop cop car found, Sharknado repeat was a huge hit, Angelina Jolie makes a lot of scratch, lady what says who on the show a lot has passed away, Recommentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/103426896-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-07-31-2013.mp3
TMS 459: Spitting on fans since 2011
Published: Mon, 29 Jul 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS - The Wolverine makes you pee, is that or is that not a Wolverine villain, the man that ate all the ramen for us, dudes body fell from 30000 feet, Hugh Jackman plays better overseas, Amanda Bines is hemorrhaging money, Beiber wont stop spitting on his fans, we tickle your Jawbone today, Geek Food, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/103112241-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-07-29-2013.mp3
TMS 453: Arizona Kills Viruses 07-17-2013
Published: Wed, 17 Jul 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS - The last of us is the last of great games this generation, you get a fresh chance to get all charitable and stuff, watch out for snakes in toilets, Florida man thinks he's from Sweden now, Hollywood not feeling very Gleeful, Paula Deen video to stay under wraps, Recomentals, Tom's Tech TIme, how you can stop your kids from making mullett mistakes and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/101443431.mp3
TMS 452: I'll be taking them balloons there 07-16-2013
Published: Tue, 16 Jul 2013
Description: News people are sorry, we visit some small soldiers, that Ken Burns knows how to make a good documentary, dude likes kids parties and stealing their balloons, mom has lightning baby, JK Rowling has a new novel coming out under a dude's name, Katy Perry takes a really long time to do her makeup, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/101299125-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-07-16-2013.mp3
TMS 451: Pie Face 07-15-2013
Published: Mon, 15 Jul 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS - We saw a very Specific Rim over the weekend, how old are popular cartoon characters, news station under fire for screwing up names, dude caught throwing things in walmart, St. Louis mourns the loss of the Mustache Institute, what's with all the early deaths lately of famous people, Insane Clown Posse gets labled, Apple suit is stupid, Major Spoilers, Geek Food, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/101161933-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-07-15-2013.mp3
TMS 450: Python Barf 07-11-2013
Published: Thu, 11 Jul 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS - We get an exciting update about the hot new Brian iSight, Scott fell off the wagon yesterday...hard, toddler bought a car on ebay, 19 foot python fell through the roof, we know a great way to kill 18 cows all in one swing, Bieber really had to go bad, Pat Robertson is the worst person on this earth, we hypothetically help you and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/100619613-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-07-11-2013.mp3
TMS 449: Dip your cheese curds 07-10-2013
Published: Wed, 10 Jul 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS - Firefall had no chance with me at the helm, waving attracts birds, SFO crash a point of shame for the South Koreans, the vagina saved the penis, Paula Dean got an offer she can't refuse, Bynes adds the presidential family to her ugly list, random calls and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/100471773-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-07-10-2013.mp3
TMS 448: Came out clean on the other side 07-09-2013
Published: Tue, 09 Jul 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS - we try and sum up Nerdtacular the only way we know how, Brian got a big box of awesome things, the poop covered man is in trouble now, you don't want this kind of domestic violence, Mos Def won't eat his vittles, Metalica to perform at Comic Con, Fitnes Geek, Jury Duty, a few emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/100330500-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-07-09-2013.mp3
TMS 446: Couch Lovers 06-27-2013
Published: Thu, 27 Jun 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS - Scott releases his sweariest video ever, the trek nerd is here, the hight court was up to stuff yesterday, NFL player formally charged, falling in love with your furniture, Walmart says they no longer want to make love to her tader, Whitehouse down ain't all that bad, Devo loses one of their own, Therapy Thursday tackles religious fallout and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/98700067-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-06-27-2013.mp3
TMS 444: Solid Snakes 06-25-2013
Published: Tue, 25 Jun 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS - Wendy's sure knew how to train with style in the late 80's, Brian gives us a peak at World War Z, man in coma after eating way too many biscuits, snake expert has a hard time dispelling myths about snakes, Martha Stewart needs to pass the doobie, we talk about baby North, man guarantees getting fired, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, Corrinne's Clarifications and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/98395276-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-06-25-2013.mp3
TMS 443: Gender Sneeze 06-20-2013
Published: Thu, 20 Jun 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS - some say Lois was perfect in every way, the insane amount of destruction Superman paved, Xbox does a complete 180, pot mom says she makes a better parent, James Gandolfini leaves us too soon, Paula Deen is NOT RACIST but she likes that N word, let's play 'Call Now' and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/97716234-scott-johnson-27-tms-443-gender-sneeze.mp3
TMS 442: Mexican Lawnmower Man 06-19-2013
Published: Wed, 19 Jun 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS - Scott get's the stink eye from the lawnmower man, more bad names for things, Scott and Brian did not make it on Fallon last night, smell like Stan Lee, dude beats another man with his fake leg, Bieber was cleared of all charges, Axl Rose does not look like Axl Rose anymore, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/97570705-scott-johnson-27-tms-442-mexican-lawnmower-man.mp3
TMS 441: Six Thousand Dollar Man 06-18-2013
Published: Tue, 18 Jun 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS - my eye doctor is a funny dude, the first Frogpants Spoiler Cast is up, drugging kids at daycare is a thing that will get you in trouble, man tells flight that you are all poisoned, Wendy's employee loves him some frosty, Miss Utah has an explanation, Ozzy and Sharron living together again? It's a yes from me!, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/97423149-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-06-18-2013.mp3
TMS 440: Too high a price. 06-17-2013
Published: Mon, 17 Jun 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS - what's the deal with fathers day, Miss Utah is embarrassing, psychic cancels his show for unforeseen reasons, Skunk Ape sighting in Florida, Chewy not allowed on that plane, how much are those testicles in the window, Major Spoilers, Geekfood, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/97267570-scott-johnson-27-tms-440-too-high-a-price.mp3
TMS 439: Picture me doing what now? 06-13-2013
Published: Thu, 13 Jun 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS - TMS gets you in trouble at work, dude singing mario songs while on his own green pipe, men don't grow up till they are scott and brian apparently, Microsoft says something really dumb on camera yesterday, 8 social networks you just have to join, Sulu is not as internet savvy as you think, Steve Jobs movie has been delayed, Therapy Thursday tackles the natural man, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/96747586-scott-johnson-27-tms-439-picture-me-doing-what.mp3
TMS 438: Desolation of Cumberflups 06-12-2013
Published: Wed, 12 Jun 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS - we have a brand new way to lose all that weight, we have a brand new way to lose your boyfriend, we get to see a little Desolation of Smaug, sad day for Mumford & Sons, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/96580988-scott-johnson-27-tms-438-desolation-of.mp3
TMS 437: Best Season Ever 06-11-2013
Published: Tue, 11 Jun 2013
Description: Coming up on TMS - celebreties in SPACE, apple stuff, Canda is FUNKY, Microsoft and Sony say stuff and we listened, you too can eat a Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe, Dan Harmon is back in the Community, Jane Lynch wants a divorce, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/96431385-scott-johnson-27-tms-437-best-season-ever.mp3
TMS 436: Horse Eggs 06-10-2013
Published: Mon, 10 Jun 2013
Description: Coming up - trees are people too, taking the internet at it's word, they might have been giants this weekend, we will all have huge anime eyes in 100,000 years, why scott hates news people, hot sauce should never be used in pranks, get your Paula Deen on with butter and chips, Beiber books a flight to the stars, Star Wars starts filming in 2014, John Malkovich saves a bleeding dude, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/96278029-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-06-10-2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 435: 06-06-2013
Published: Thu, 06 Jun 2013
Description: Coming up - we give some tickets away to Nerdtacular 2013, Scott's Nerves Hurt, 15 things you don't know about Forrest Forrest gump, Boston bomber has fans, what it takes to throw your teeth at the police, Paris Jackson in trouble, interchangeable celebrities, Therapy Thursday, a few emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/95729361-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-06-06-2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 434: 06-05-2013
Published: Wed, 05 Jun 2013
Description: Coming up - The Taco Bell licker is let go, the Trek Nerd mourns for adonais, brest milk lollipops are finally here, Brian Whitehead was trying to lite a fart, actors that ALMOST got the part, a little Harry Potter in your Star Wars, Tom's Tech Time and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/95554018-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-06-05-2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 433: 06-04-2013
Published: Tue, 04 Jun 2013
Description: Coming up - the contest is still happening, never tip a girl at Los Dos Hermanos, Taco Bell employee licks a stack of your tacos, how you take down a loose llama in the street, the 101 best-written TV shows ever made, Del Toro joins the Guardians, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/95400741-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-06-04-2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 432: 06-03-2013
Published: Mon, 03 Jun 2013
Description: Coming up on a derpy episode of the morning stream, Denver had a Comiccon over the weekend, there might be giants in SLC this weekend, Willie Smith gets hard time for them ribs, Burger King gave away a bunch of hands-free whopper eaters, Dan Aykroyd is not guilty, After Earth could end Will Smith's big money maker, Edith Bunker is no more, Major Spoilers, emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/95236507-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-06-03-2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 431: 05-30-2013
Published: Thu, 30 May 2013
Description: Coming up on a pesky episode of the morning stream, people and their stupid phones, mammoth blood recovered, singer sues McDonalds, Superman was a fat kid, Picard tries Pizza for the first time ever, Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/94660362-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-05-30-2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 430: 05-29-2013
Published: Wed, 29 May 2013
Description: Coming up on a sweltering episode of the morning stream, 2 free tickets could be yours, things pick up for Arrested Development, Walter White might know what diet coke is doing to your teeth, what it takes to live with so many dead animals, hi my name is masturbate and could you sign my yearbook, Charlie Sheen is Carlos Estevez again, Bieber is driving his neighbors crazy, Recommentals, Tom's Tech Time and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/94495625-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-05-29-2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 429: 05-28-2013
Published: Tue, 28 May 2013
Description: Coming up on a most likely illegal episode of the morning stream, can't stress that fireworks rule enough, the 10 worst movie flops ever, you'll never guess where Memorial Day came from, people get stabby after American Idol, that lady on start trek that looks like a bird thinks aliens are out there, Fast 6 rips up the competition at the boxoffice, Arron Paul is off the market Mr White, The Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, a contest and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/94327439-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-05-28-2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 427: 05-23-2013
Published: Thu, 23 May 2013
Description: Coming up on a bloated episode of the morning stream, why movies sucked in 2012, eating nothing but nuts and berries, instant Karma in Bogota Columbia, using a 3-D printer to help a kid is a real thing, don't apologize for alice eve, Keh-dollar-hah drinking pee and getting in trouble for it, Therapy Thursday, what we ate on this show a few days ago and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/94525452-scott-johnson-27-morningstream-05-23-2013-1.mp3
The Morning Stream 426: 05-22-2013
Published: Wed, 22 May 2013
Description: Coming up on a malfunctioning episode of the morning stream, what films really sucked last year, the whole GIF thing is possibly laid to rest, Xbox One wants to be everything you want it to be, Nikki Sixx calls out a Kardashian near the Bajorin worm hole, Brad Pitt has no friends, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05_22_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 425: 05-21-2013
Published: Tue, 21 May 2013
Description: Coming up on a broken episode of the morning stream, why the carpets in vegas are so freakin gross, xbox new coming today, the sony box is blurry, Tornado hits Oklahoma City really hard, Minister sad he liked that hot girl, Michael Jackson said some weird stuff in 1979, The Doors loses another one of their best people, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, and another thing you can't see and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05_21_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 424: 05-20-2013
Published: Mon, 20 May 2013
Description: Coming up on a really swell episode of the morning stream, Star Trek 2 is here and we have stuff to say spoiler free of course, Yahoo buys Tumblr for some sick cash, giving away your baby at a convenience store, guess what theres a lot of in your local public swimming pool, the Terminator 2 kid is in more trouble than ever, Courtney Stodden reveals her sex tape, Major Spoilers, drawing things, Kirk has a thing you can't unsee and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05_20_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 423: 05-16-2013
Published: Thu, 16 May 2013
Description: Coming up on a frighteningly realistic episode of the morning stream, why 1966 was a bigger deal than you think, do NOT do that with a nest full of hornets, when Starwars and Dr Who fans smack into each other, the fresh prince can't handle mice, Melissa Joan Hart does not do well on Kickstarter, Rapid Fire Movie Review looks into the darkness, Corrinnes Corrections and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05_16_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 422: 05-15-2013
Published: Wed, 15 May 2013
Description: Coming up, on a sweltering episode of the morning stream, more weird stuff you can buy online, underated trek episodes to celebrate trek week, Angelina Jolie can afford the double, woman pinned under drunk son for hours, Shield gets a proper trailer, we finally meet the mother, the Smith boy wants out, Recomentals, Tech Time, some emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05_15_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 421: 05-14-2013
Published: Tue, 14 May 2013
Description: Coming up, on a strangely compelling episode of the morning stream, what would YOU buy from your government, what the rest of us have to sell, getting kicked off the plane means we will always love you, redneck saves a cat and the world rejoices, Lindsay not allowed her meds in rehab, more Jack Bauer and what you're gonna do about it, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, a big wad of tuesday emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05_14_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 420: 05-13-2013
Published: Mon, 13 May 2013
Description: Coming up, on a thorasic episode of the morning stream, don't leave your purse at the chinese place, the best mothers of all time, the big hate chart is here, farts lead to knife fights, what happened that time you were swolled by that hippo, Carrie Fisher is on the payroll, Seth Meyers to replace Fallon, Iron Man still knows how to rule the boxoffice, Rapid Fire Movie Review, Major Spoilers, mailbag mondays and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05_13_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 419: 05-08-2013
Published: Wed, 08 May 2013
Description: Coming up, on a disturbingly simple episode of the morning stream, Kim left me today, the 90's hulk is a dumb hulk, Clinton really likes Led Zeppelin, getting hit with a toilet on your way to school, Cumberbatch gets all choked up, pour one out for Harryhousen, Marge Simpson inpsiriation is no longer here, Recommentals, Tom's Tech Time, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05_08_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 418: 05-06-2013
Published: Mon, 06 May 2013
Description: Coming up, on a smelly dishrag episode of the morning stream, lets chat about Ironman and his many suits, people and their unfortunate names, more Nerdtacular tickets today, sad day in Salt Lake City, dog bowl causes huge house fire, Bieber attacked on stage, Mick Mars attacked on stage, Kris Kross loses one of it's own, Major Spoilers, Rapid Fire Movie Review, mailbag mondays and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream05062013/MorningStream_05_06_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 417: 05-01-2013
Published: Wed, 01 May 2013
Description: Coming up, on a spacially inconsistent episode of the morning stream, movies with twin plots are weird, free comic book day just got a whole lot freeish, the webbies seems like it's not for us anymore, women are the ones that need to stop smoking, bad advice from the famous, hero movies are gonna burst their bubble, Recommentals, Tom's Tech Time, more Kate Upton thoughts, Glenn Beck's site made some sense to us today and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream05012013/MorningStream_05_01_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 416: 04-30-2013
Published: Tue, 30 Apr 2013
Description: Coming up, on a melty episode of the morning stream, things you can never un-see, that time you found a dead frog in your food, NBA and it's first openly gay player, Fatone on Bieber, Steve Martin has a funny idea of what a girl's name should be, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream04302013/MorningStream_04_30_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 415: 04-29-2013
Published: Mon, 29 Apr 2013
Description: Coming up, on a severely sensual episode of the morning stream, when the best day and worst day are the same day, Bioshock Infinite does not like Jesus say some, living with the dead, The Rock and the Berg on how to eat tons of food for your movies, the Pulp Fiction Chevy came back, Major Spoilers, Rapid Fire Movie Review, band names corrected, novelties strike again, Corrinne's Clarifications and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream04292013/MorningStream_04_29_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 414: 04-25-2013
Published: Thu, 25 Apr 2013
Description: Coming up, on slightly weird episode of the morning stream, in a world of bad brands and bad bands, smuggling pot in a pac-man machine, when a thumb will just have to do, The Rock had his guts rearranged, Zach Braff wants you to help pay for his next movie, Affleck to live in extreme poverty, Therapy Thursday is a catastrophy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream04252013/MorningStream_04_25_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 413: 04-24-2013
Published: Wed, 24 Apr 2013
Description: Coming up, on a hysterically un-funny episode of the morning stream, let's talk about novelties again, Romneycare kicks in and helps more than you thought, the cinnamon challenge could kill you, MASH loses another fine actor, Netflix is beating HBO, Recommentals, Tom's Tech Time, the NRA does not love TMS and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream04242013/MorningStream_04_24_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 412: 04-23-2013
Published: Tue, 23 Apr 2013
Description: On a cantankerous episode of the morning stream, on the subject of the worst deoderant money can buy, living bomber charged for his crimes, how old is that hamburger in your pocket, Futrama has no future anymore, Backstreet Boys still a thing, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, a final word on croud sourced CSI work and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream04232013/MorningStream_04_23_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 411: 04-22-2013
Published: Mon, 22 Apr 2013
Description: On a slipery when wet episode of the morning stream, 3rd eagle is a mother effin gentlemen, we do a walkthrough of the N13 location, Coffee Shop Hippies take stuff, how the internet got it wrong in Boston, Jaden Smith says the president confirmed aliens, Zooey Deschanel was accused of something really bad, Spiderman 2 pictures are interesting, Geek Food, Rapid Fire Movie Reviews, Major Spoilers, mailbag mondays and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream04222013/MorningStream_04_22_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 410: 04-18-2013
Published: Thu, 18 Apr 2013
Description: On a swelatering episode of the morning stream, emails are still a real pain, frankfurter thrown back in scott's face, friends are not really friends afterall, bombing suspect yet to be arrested, google is heading over to Provo and soon, the mysteries of Man of Steel, get ready for Star Wars every single year, Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream04182013/MorningStream_04_18_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 409: 04-17-2013
Published: Wed, 17 Apr 2013
Description: Today, on a very sweaty episode of the morning stream, misleading stinky things, when it rains it pours, little kids can make adults look lame, bombs were in a pressure cooker, Bioshock and Baptism are under the gun, 20th century gets with the times, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream04172013/MorningStream_04_17_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 408: 04-16-2013
Published: Tue, 16 Apr 2013
Description: On this somewhat subdued episode of the morning stream, John Goodman is never not good, what we know from the Boston attacks, when a painted arrow is not enough, the NBA does the right thing, giant land snails are attacking Florida, Sharon and Ozzy are breaking up, PSY try's to go viral again, 50 shades of grey has nothing on Captain Underpants, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, Canada is willing to trade Beiber and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream04162013/MorningStream_04_16_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 407: 04-15-2013
Published: Mon, 15 Apr 2013
Description: Today, on a very taxing episode of the morning stream, bad behavior in video games, standing desk status, NASCAR is a weird place to shoot yourself, when did you figure out your girlfriend was dead, Bieber hopes Anne Frank would have been a fan, going after Wolverine with a razor, Major Spoilers, Rapid Fire Movie Reviews, mailbag mondays and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream04152013/MorningStream_04_15_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 406: 04-11-2013
Published: Thu, 11 Apr 2013
Description: Today, on a hard working episode of the morning stream, driving is hard for us, the nerdiest cities in america, faking cancer to get paid, Taco Bell wants to be healthy but it's gonna take forever, Jimmy Carter is not a huge fan of smooth nutts, Circus elephant ok after being shot, Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream04112013/MorningStream_04_11_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 405: 04-10-2013
Published: Wed, 10 Apr 2013
Description: Cardiac Eagle Taint Pony
Today, on a non-proprietary episode of the morning stream, people that smell TOO good, let's play Youtube Roulette, how'd you get an eel up there, alarm fatigue is a terrible thing, Pope Porn, Anne Hathaway gonna get her Nolan on again, Charlize and Seth might be a thing, Recommentals, Tom's Tech Time and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream03102013/MorningStream_03_10_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 404: 04-09-2013
Published: Tue, 09 Apr 2013
Description: Today, on this highly advanced episode of the morning stream, Netflix reviews are broken, some clarity on people behaving badly, Whooping Cough 2013 continues, The Iron Lady is no more, how much Nutella can YOU eat, Mickey Mouse Club loses one of their own, Fox might leave the airwaves in a huff, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream04092013/MorningStream_04_09_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 403: 04-08-2013
Published: Mon, 08 Apr 2013
Description: Today, on a college-ruled episode of the morning stream, escalators and you, Bioshock is infinitely good, Utah's great cabin burgler explained, you'll die if you shove your foot up there, Tom Arnold is repopulating the earth, Roger Ebert gives his final thumbs up, Geek Food ladies, Rapid Fire Movie Review, the worlds first TSM fan, sudden illnesses and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream04082013/MorningStream_04_08_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 402: 04-04-2013
Published: Thu, 04 Apr 2013
Description: Today, on a good old-fashioned episode of the morning stream, I'm not feeling you bro, Brian tests his Doom knowlege, what it takes to steal a ton of lady perfume, don't eat in Vegas lest you get hit by a car, Lohan doesnt understand how april fools works, Netflix gets a date for Arested Development, Finding Nemo gets a sequel, Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/archive.org/download/MorningStream04042013/MorningStream_04_04_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 401: 04-02-2013
Published: Tue, 02 Apr 2013
Description: Today, on a clear and present episode of the morning stream, we don't want to feel bad for you, N13 tickets are for sale, guys in parking lots hate the gaze, oldest person in the US is now gone, shooting the dog to get your finger back, GLEEfully entering rehab, Freddie Murcury is the guy to know when you want into a gay bar, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/archive.org/download/MorningStream04022013/MorningStream_04_02_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 400: 04-01-2013
Published: Mon, 01 Apr 2013
Description: Today, on a regularly scheduled episode of the morning stream, when people stop doing things, this episode is NOT an april fools joke, you will LOVE free play, angry people asking for rides from strangers, bacon condoms are finally a thing you can purchase, what it takes to steal 21 tons of cheese, Bieber's monkey gets in trouble in Germany, GI Joe takes the top spot from Cobra, rapid fire movie reviews, Major Spoilers, a little Geek Food, mailbag mondays and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream04012013/MorningStream_04_01_2013.mp3
Nerdtacular 2013 Questsions and Answers!
Published: Thu, 28 Mar 2013
Description: Sit a spell with Scott as he answers live questions about Nerdtacular 2013, and what people can expect from the big event this year in July!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/Nerdtacular2013_QandA.mp3
The Morning Stream 399: 03-25-2013
Published: Mon, 25 Mar 2013
Description: Today, on this spicy black bean flavored episode of the morning stream, some healthy negative reinforcement, how bi-curiuos is your state, when killing a snake means burning your house down, having your kid pepper spray the help, reincarnated kids needed and fast, Bill Cosby does not understand why you think his sweaters are cool, Rapid Fire Movie Review, mail bag mondays and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream03252013/MorningStream_03_25_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 398: 03-21-2013
Published: Thu, 21 Mar 2013
Description: Today, on an all natural episode of The Morning Stream, when kindness used to be a thing, the chicken club toaster will make you fat, where those pollock jokes came from, another audio frankfuter update, if you're nice we'll make a penis out of your arm, the Pentagon destroys BlackBerry with lazers, Russell Brand says it was never his fault, Gosling is going on a hiatus, Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream03212013/MorningStream_03_21_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 397: 03-20-2013
Published: Wed, 20 Mar 2013
Description: Today, on a terrifying episode of The Morning Stream, what's a patty anyway, the tator-tot lady at Sonic is mysterious, Brazilian Waxes can cause a serious infection, Chucky Cheese is a great place to have a huge brawl, Magneto to perform Picards wedding, Bieber has another blowout, Tom's Tech Time with a special visit from short man Len Peralta and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream03202013/MorningStream_03_20_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 396: 03-19-2013
Published: Tue, 19 Mar 2013
Description: Today, on a very personal episode of The Morning Stream, Hodor is the nicest mute giant you'll ever meet, Pretty Little Liars heralds the endtimes, EA CEO gets the BOOT, what happens when you have 14 bags of heroin in your stomach, Bieber has another online meltdown, Pinkman's car is up for auction, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream0319201/MorningStream_03_19_201.mp3
The Morning Stream 395: 03-18-2013
Published: Mon, 18 Mar 2013
Description: Today, on a very flexible episode of The Morning Stream, there are ignents among us, Jim Raynor takes over The West Wing, N13 art is up, random reboots are wrong, kids should NOT eat condoms, an inspiring story for the TMS family, never hide a gun in your va-jay-jay, Tone Loc is DOWN, James Bond does not like all gadgets it turns out, Rapid Fire Movie Review, Major Spoilers, GeekFood, mailbag mondays and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_03_18_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 394: 03-14-2013
Published: Thu, 14 Mar 2013
Description: Today, on a lint-covered episode of The Morning Stream, what's wrong with society, stupid power outage, Hodor is coming to Frogpants, we learn what Dancing Hands are, we have a new pope, bringing your kids to the bank robery, Veronica Mars lives another day, Sexy Cereal is a thing, Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream03142013/MorningStream_03_14_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 393: 03-13-2013
Published: Wed, 13 Mar 2013
Description: Today, on this deep-fried episode of The Morning Stream, smokers annoy at least one listener, fighting over the West Wing, Frankfuter update 2013, putting razorblades in your doughnuts, dying from rabies just got less rare, Wonder Woman could be Wilde, Trainspotting sequel will feature less trips in the toilet, BZZZZZT! Power went out.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream03132013/MorningStream_03_13_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 392: 03-12-2013
Published: Tue, 12 Mar 2013
Description: Today, on this fully licensed and certified episode of The Morning Stream, standing too close to someone when they are sitting down, Futurama and Star Trek are best friends, raiding tombs feels really good again, why we like zombies and what it says about people, poisoning your girlfriend with eye drops, Star Wars is changing all it's animation plans, Kelly Osbourne is having a problem, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream03122013/MorningStream_03_12_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 391: 03-11-2013
Published: Mon, 11 Mar 2013
Description: Today, on this twirling, twirling; always twirling episode of The Morning Stream, bad names require action, putting the wisdom in wisdom teeth, the great frankfurter update of 2013, teacher busted for having kids taste her blood, peeing on a cops sandwich, Oz did really well at the box office, the new Trek trailer is action packed, Vince Neil is smokin in the waiting room, Major Spoilers, the Rapid Fire Movie review, Geek Food, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream03112013/MorningStream_03_11_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 390: 03-06-2013
Published: Wed, 06 Mar 2013
Description: Today, on an untethered episode of The Morning Stream, dirty dirty public bathrooms, taking a crazy nap, Screw Sim City, Chavez is dead, how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your vomit soup, Iran has giant scary rats that need killin, depressing news about The Daily Show, that OSC comic got delayed, Recommentals, Tom's Tech Time, thoughts on CraigsList ads and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream03062013/MorningStream_03_06_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 389: 03-05-2013
Published: Tue, 05 Mar 2013
Description: Today, on a highly demanding episode of The Morning Stream, check out my new mixer, more personals from Craigslist, a word about talking like the locals do, Batman hands over a suspect in england, dude falls in love with his urninal, Fallon will probably take over for Leno, Fox likes some of its shows, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream03052013/MorningStream_03_05_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 388: 03-04-2013
Published: Mon, 04 Mar 2013
Description: Today, on a very peculiar episode of The Morning Stream, an attack on craig's list, scott got his feet done, Nerdtacular 2013 is happening, let's all go to the Bayou, giant holes opening in Florida, baby born with cured HIV, Sheen says he's Lohan's mentor, Girls Gone Bankrupt, Major Spoilers, mailbag mondays and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream03042013/MorningStream_03_04_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 387: 02-28-2013
Published: Thu, 28 Feb 2013
Description: Today, on an unexceptionable of The Morning Stream, why we should be checking out the Cult, Nerdtacular Kickstarter starts today, assault with a deadly burrito, a kid and his bike get closer than they ever thought possible, there is doubt about No Doublt having a concert, Spiderman 2 to feature Chris Cooper, Therapy Thursday, a listener justifies Justified and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream02282013/MorningStream_02_28_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 386: 02-27-2013
Published: Wed, 27 Feb 2013
Description: Today, on a miniaturized, then biggified episode of The Morning Stream, King of the Nerds is a thing you can watch, changing your name is harder than you think, Russians think that meteor was everything but a meteor, dying on the way to another funeral, ratings are up but Seth is down, Princess Lea has a bad trip on a boat, Tom's Tech Time and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream02272013/MorningStream_02_27_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 385: 02-26-2013
Published: Tue, 26 Feb 2013
Description: Today, on a plastic-coated episode of The Morning Stream, when the 7th grade shoe is on the parents foot, what to do about your stupid tooth, listener eats road kill and tells us about it, the role of the president in the oscars, how many bags can you hide up there, the Onion is still backtracking, Ang Lee knows how to celebrate, a visit from the Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream02262013/MorningStream_02_26_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 384: 02-25-2013
Published: Mon, 25 Feb 2013
Description: Today, on a dark-roasted and slow-brewed episode of The Morning Stream, don't leave 5 guys in a bag for 20 minutes, Thrones gets ready for season 3 fun, eat your own road kill, kids are into inhaling fun dip now, so you say your pants shrunk, our Oscars recap, Charlize Theron saved the day last night, Rapid Fire Movie Review, mailbag mondays and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream02252013/MorningStream_02_25_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 383: 02-21-2013
Published: Thu, 21 Feb 2013
Description: Today, on an overly-optimistic episode of The Morning Stream, there will be blood and playstation 4's, where will scott eat his tacos now, going through drive-ups is more fun when yer nekid, lets predict the oscars, Arrested Development gets some awesome guest stars, Therapy Thursday tackles 'slow parenting', the original TMS goth fan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream02212013/MorningStream_02_21_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 382: 02-20-2013
Published: Wed, 20 Feb 2013
Description: Today, on this completely wireless episode of The Morning Stream, Penis Alergy lady tells her tale, Burger King got totally hacked, slap a kid on a plain and lose your job, Chick-fil-A likes the gaze, Alec Baldwin denies he said a terrible thing, how much are Biebers testicles worth, no more Kardashians, Recommentals, Tom's Tech Tim and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream02202013/MorningStream_02_20_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 380: 02-18-2013
Published: Mon, 18 Feb 2013
Description: Today, on a slow-roasted episode of The Morning Stream, Scott also has a warm body, Florida man arrested because his cat got carded, laughing at the sandwich, how long is too long to have a song stuck in your head, Holyfield and Tyson back together again, Solo to be in the new Starwars, Modonna loses one of her own, Rapid Fire Movie Review, Major Spoilers, mailbag mondays and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream02182013/MorningStream_02_18_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 380: 02-14-2013
Published: Thu, 14 Feb 2013
Description: Today, on this redundant episode of The Morning Stream, 6 things you can never say in front of you mother-in-law, the heart attack grill mascot is no more, swallowing your cousin's ear sounds like a terrible idea, Ke$ha drinks her own pee, Steve Martin is finally the father of the bride, Therapy Thursdays and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_02_14_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 379: 02-13-2013
Published: Wed, 13 Feb 2013
Description: Today on a lightly salted episode of The Morning Stream, why you should be watching Transformers: Prime, some Nerdtacular updates you might want to know about, letting your three year old pump your gas, zombie warning on TV after a hack, Kate Upton says her weird body shut down after her cold bikini shoot, Matt Damon will not take a dump, Dick Clark used to live in the Flintstones house, Nicole's Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream02132013/MorningStream_02_13_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 378: 02-12-2013
Published: Tue, 12 Feb 2013
Description: On this completely ambivalent episode of The Morning Stream, Zelda and Link are not the same person, turns out the pope is HUGE out there, the Seal that killed Bin Laden is getting screwed, don't look now but there might be glass in your ravioli, gender roles and the photos that get used, Netflix gets super animated, The Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream_02_12_2013/MorningStream_02_12_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 377: 02-11-2013
Published: Mon, 11 Feb 2013
Description: On this episode of The Morning Stream, asking for sugar is hard, iPads and Texas don't mix, more horse meat in London, it's not sunny here like Germany, the Pope drops the mic and walks off stage, the Grammys happened and we care, Box Office numbers are interesting this week, the Geek Food ladies are here, mail bag mondays and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream_02_11_2013/MorningStream_02_11_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 376: 02-07-2013
Published: Thu, 07 Feb 2013
Description: On this episode of The Morning Stream, Sonic also has weird people working there, you pick the next batch of Scott Fletcher show bumpers, KFC in india is an interesting bit of conversation, no more letters for you on Saturday, it's totally mental to smoke cigarettes today, Barney has some stuff going on in his life, Yoda and Chewy lose one of their own, young Solo and Fett films are rumored to be true, Therapy Thursday with Wendi, putting beats on your burgers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream_02_07_2013/MorningStream_02_07_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 375: 02-06-2013
Published: Wed, 06 Feb 2013
Description: On this episode of The Morning Stream, the man with the womans face, why MASH had to laugh, dude shot off his junk with a flare gun, Kobayashi ate a pizza in 60 seconds, Beyonce got slammed by PETA, Wiig joins the Anchorman 2 cast, Recommentals, Tom's Tech Time and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream_02_06_2013/MorningStream_02_06_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 374: 02-05-2013
Published: Tue, 05 Feb 2013
Description: On this episode of The Morning Stream, move your freaking cart, weather makes me feel weird, The Vine Film Festival Winner, 4 speeding tickets in 3 hours, FBI nails that kidnapper dude, Ron Jeremy will be in the hospital a bit longer, Lance Armstrong got waxed, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream_02_05_2013/MorningStream_02_05_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 373: 02-04-2013
Published: Mon, 04 Feb 2013
Description: On this episode of The Morning Stream, getting tricked on super bowl sunday, we extend the vine just a little bit, horse meat in whoppers, the Ravens take no prisoners, the first porn star in space, when a gnome is your best weapon, Into Darkness gets into theaters early, Beyonce follows her destiny, Major Spoilers, mail bag mondays and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream_02_04_2013/MorningStream_02_04_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 372: 01-31-2013
Published: Thu, 31 Jan 2013
Description: On this episode of The Morning Stream, earbuds in the mens room, your WoW movie has a director, The TMS Vine Film Festival starts today, FOX might be in some trouble, bubble wrap world record was broken, Porn on the Bus is not a new movie, the living Mario wants to keep on living, a look at the last time D'Niro got an oscar for anything, Tom's Tech Time and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream_01_31_2013/MorningStream_01_31_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 371: 01-29-2013
Published: Tue, 29 Jan 2013
Description: On this episode of The Morning Stream, lazy shoppers on the loose, we learn what a vegan really is, social networking has a new silver metal winner, that's a lot of chicken wings, the oldest profession gets older still, Burger King loves it's dead, Oprah is in trouble for putting foreskins on her face, no 3D prequals for you, Hefner loses one of his own, The Fitness Geek, and we learn all about the Hookah on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream_01_29_2013/MorningStream_01_29_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 370: 01-28-2013
Published: Mon, 28 Jan 2013
Description: On this episode of The Morning Stream, a very merritt weekend, the Burger King lady does it again, a deadly weekend in Brazil, toddler gets a pencil in her head and lives, who will guard the galaxy, Bale turns out to be just about the nicest Batman ever, JJ on his Starwars gig, Major Spoilers, Weird Web, and your email on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream_01_28_2013/MorningStream_01_28_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 369: 01-24-2013
Published: Thu, 24 Jan 2013
Description: On this episode of The Morning Stream, fictitious comparisons are for the birds, happy birthday to us, eating hot food on plastic is really bad, bad day for the pooping man, seurity guard shot his partner and could face charges, huge boulder crashes into Utah lady's home, Bieber had a girlfriend and then he got high, therapy thursday with Wendi, some additional thoughts on drowning yourself in mayo and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream_01_24_2013/MorningStream_01_24_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 368: 01-23-2013
Published: Wed, 23 Jan 2013
Description: On this episode of The Morning Stream, the trouble with Starbucks, the case of the hidden nuts returns, teen had his even sights set on Walmart, naked yoga is a thing and dudes are into it,Armstrong pissed off McConaughey, Lohan rejects a massive offer, Ted Nugent says he is ready to go to war with the president, Nicole's Recommentals, Tom's Tech Time and more on this very special episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream_01_23_2013/MorningStream_01_23_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 367: 01-22-2013
Published: Tue, 22 Jan 2013
Description: On this episode of The Morning Stream, put stuff back so the rest of us can find it, treadmill delivery boys are complete nerds, the true JoCo comparison track, they wouldn't give us anymore fish, grown man being told he can't play his video games, when you think other people should have won, the batmobile sells for a tidy sum, The Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, and more GUNS on this very special episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_01_22_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 366: 01-21-2013
Published: Mon, 21 Jan 2013
Description: On this episode of The Morning Stream, the danger of hidden nuts, watching Forks over Knives, prison for your fecal diet, ex-power ranger breaks records, Marty McFly does not like Taylor Swift much, Glee ripped off JoCo, Major Spoilers, mailbag mondays and more on this very special episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream_01_21_2013/MorningStream_01_21_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 365: 01-17-2013
Published: Thu, 17 Jan 2013
Description: On this episode of The Morning Stream, Burger King stikes again, when you die make sure you die in audio style, don't play pranks on youtube, he broke into your apartment and did what with the who??, Todd Bridges has stuff to say about his TV dad, The Last Stand is doing well with critics, Therapy Thursday and more on this very special episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/Morningstream_01_17_2013Correct/MorningStream_01_17_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 364: 01-16-2013
Published: Wed, 16 Jan 2013
Description: On this episode of The Morning Stream, losing stuff and not knowing where it went, Andy Griffith holds up, Scott got roped into Foster-gate, we play that coke commercial and talk about it,Sheen wants back into 2 and a half men, Die Hard director going to jail, Recommentals, Tom's Tech Time and more on this very special episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream_01_16_2013/MorningStream_01_16_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 363: 01-15-2013
Published: Tue, 15 Jan 2013
Description: On this episode of The Morning Stream, a funny story about that, dubstep bird will blow your mind, Lance says he took drugs and lots of em, Coke wants you to be skinny, robbing a white castle with a water gun, Justin Bieber brain waves, Snider is NOT making Star Wars, the return of the Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this very special episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream_01_15_2013.mp3/MorningStream_01_15_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 362: 01-14-2013
Published: Mon, 14 Jan 2013
Description: On this episode of The Morning Stream, Frogpants TV is UP, Toxic Avenger is really bad, what hot nickle sounds like, men have the ultimate birth control, Obama says no to the death star, all of Toy Story retold with actual toys, the Golden Globes happened, Major Spoilers, truckin to TMS, taking credit where none is due, racist dads and more on this very special episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream_01_14_2013/MorningStream_01_14_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 361: 01-10-2013
Published: Thu, 10 Jan 2013
Description: On this episode of The Morning Stream, straws are too thin, national flu is a real problem at this point, submit your stories to TMS, Trek Nerd takes on Mirror Mirror, Monopoly want to update the little metal things, do NOT carry dyringes in your whoo-hah, Oscars have been nominated, action figures unchained, Geek Food, more Downton Abbey, a final look at chicken meat and more on this very special episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_01_10_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 360: 01-09-2013
Published: Wed, 09 Jan 2013
Description: On this episode of The Morning Stream, what happened in vegas, dude puked all over the cosmo, brian's a winner, stump a trek nerd, last year was the hottest on record, dude fines a wrinkled brain in his chicken, Lohan has bad parents, Al Roker pooped his pants, Skyfall was goofed, Recomentals, Tom's tech Time and more on this very special episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_01_09_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 358: 01-02-2013
Published: Wed, 02 Jan 2013
Description: On this episode of The Morning Stream, scott eats fake Kobe beef, people keep doing dumb things on exercise balls, 5 things you should not do in 2013, Apple Store in france got robbed, homeless lady should have gotten a ton of cash, Hefner ties the knot with his hottie, Scientology has a huge alien space cathedral, Tom's Tech, 14k teeth, bringing fake babies to movies and more on this very special episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_01_02_2013.mp3
The Morning Stream 357: 12-31-2012
Published: Mon, 31 Dec 2012
Description: On this episode of The Morning Stream, very rude people at the hobbit, the sad hollywood deaths, porn filled nintendo christmas, we top ten the living hell out of you, Spile Lee has no love for Django Unchained, McConaughey named his kid something dumb, Courtney Hole is done with love, Major Spoilers, why the NRA did not say enough, dumping cable, TMS embarrasses some, and more on this very special episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_12_31_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 356: 12-20-2012
Published: Thu, 20 Dec 2012
Description: On this episode of The Morning Stream, British Bathroom Trouble, you dump the rice into the SING, Scott pealed his snake, solo rock stars die young, porn consumption since 2006, Miss USA is crowning, winter is coming with a new beer, Therapy Thursday, a message from the future and more on this very apocolyptic episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_12_20_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 355: 12-19-2012
Published: Wed, 19 Dec 2012
Description: On this episode of The Morning Stream, the real skinny on the McRibb, Utah kid brought his gun to school, maple syrup heist is huge, Fallen to possibly replace Leno, Lohan clogged everyone's toilet, Recomentals, Tom Merrit and more on this very special episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_12_19_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 354: 12-18-2012
Published: Tue, 18 Dec 2012
Description: On this episode of The Morning Stream, flu shots and YOU, scott's dog is talking now, how the jews do it, teacher of the year is streaker of the year, Jesus not allowd to play darts, ScoJo phone hacker gets jail time, Hillbilly porn on the rise, The Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, and what Walking The Dog means in Arizona on this very special episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_12_18_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 353: 12-17-2012
Published: Mon, 17 Dec 2012
Description: On this episode of The Morning Stream, we give away an iPod Nano, Old Man back, terrible things happen, overeating is now worse than hunger, the Hobbitt had a great weekend, Kat Von D is getting married, Major Spoilers, fake icecream, 3D HFR on the loose, an email from an Android and more on this very special episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_12_17_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 352: 12-13-2012
Published: Thu, 13 Dec 2012
Description: On this episode of The Morning Stream, spoiling spoiler alerts, 100 xmas songs, last chance on twinkies, is James Hong in your christmas song, skyfall is smokin, google porn just got tougher, dying over Gangnam Style, Bieber was nearly kilt, Hall and Oates in a bloody battle to the end, Therapy Thursday with Wendi and more on this very special episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_12_13_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 351: 12-12-2012
Published: Wed, 12 Dec 2012
Description: On this episode of The Morning Stream, sleeping on a cold hard slab, runners watch out for daisy, The American Scream, Pizza Perfume, dog vomit will make you sicker than you think, Psy rapped about killing americans, Martha Stewart sickened by turkeys, CeeLo has gas, Mail Bag WEDNESDAYS and more, on this very special episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_12_12_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 350: 12-06-2012
Published: Thu, 06 Dec 2012
Description: On this episode of The Morning Stream, science in movies, you got chocolate on my iPhone, the end of Alexander week, too much media makes you sad, man shoots girlfriend over the walking dead, disney must pay, Gangnam money is significant, wendi's here for Therapy thursday, and we get to the bottom of Cold Finger on this very special episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_12_06_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 348: 12-04-2012
Published: Tue, 04 Dec 2012
Description: On this episode of The Morning Stream, guaranteed hot sales, getting the cold finger, Alexander week continues, a runny nose to stay home for, zombies increase actual gun sales, $55,000 back packs, Seth on the Simpsons, Fitness Geek, and Jury Duty on this very special episode of The Morning Stream
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_12_04_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 349: 12-05-2012
Published: Wed, 05 Dec 2012
Description: On this episode of The Morning Stream, knowing when to die, P90X is weird, Chic-fil-OH NO, Trek Nerd Time, the French have a sperm problem, oldest person is no longer the oldest person, crazy Chinese news, Malcolm in the Middle in trouble, Hobbit reviews are mixed, Travolta has a sue to worry about, Nicole's Recommentals and Tom Merritt on this very special episode of The Morning Stream.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_12_05_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 346: 11-29-2012
Published: Thu, 29 Nov 2012
Description: On this episode of TMS, websites that steal your cursor, Scott gets attacked, Burger King Strikes again, Scotty Trek week ends, big foot DNA confirmed, Flu does not come from cold, John Stewart turns 50, kid from 2 and a half men wants back in, beating your wife with your unit, Therapy Thursday and more on this very special episode of the morning stream!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_11_29_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 347: 12-03-2012
Published: Mon, 03 Dec 2012
Description: On this episode of The Morning Stream, i just died in your arms tonight, vegas is nearly done, let scott look upon you with his own eyes, Weber Cooks, Alexander Week starts now, people are naming their kid Siri, bullett proof boobs, Hefner is frisky for marriage again, sex with demons, The Root Kit, Major Spoilers, and your emails on this very special edition of The Morning Stream
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_12_03_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 345: 11-28-2012
Published: Wed, 28 Nov 2012
Description: On this episode of TMS, we play a friendly game of rather, tech support sucks, Waterworld coming to tv, Wii Mini, too average for the FBI, more trouble for Elmo, Kardashian and BING really like each other, Star Trek Plot revealed, Tom Merritt and Nicole Spag, and forever falling on This VERY special episode of the morning stream.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_11_28_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 344: 11-27-2012
Published: Tue, 27 Nov 2012
Description: On this episode of The Morning Stream, steak questioning really matters, the Okra film explained, LA groups ready for the end of the world, a very bad date, Stamos and Saget over for thanksgiving, two and a half men star wants to get fired, Fitness Geek & Jury Duty, and the show gets ALL kinds on this very special episode of the morning stream.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_11_27_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 343: 11-26-2012
Published: Mon, 26 Nov 2012
Description: On this episode of The Morning Stream, coupon lady is bugging someone, the Thanksgiving aftermath, giving crap for craps sake, Gangnam Style breaks all the records, kissing a patients butt, JR is no more, Puck is busted, Sheen bailed out Lohan, Geek Food & Major Spoilers, your emails and more! On this very special episode of The Morning Stream!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_11_26_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 342: 11-20-2012
Published: Tue, 20 Nov 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 342: 11-20-2012
On this SHOCKING episode of TMS, the house is on again, being a vegetarian at ThanksGiving, Stump a Trek Nerd get's all picardy, People are already lining up for Black Friday, McAfee is wearing tampons now, tweeting your own cell number, Nic Cage is out of debt, The Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and MORE on this Turkey-tastic episode of The Morning Stream
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_11_20_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 341: 11-19-2012
Published: Mon, 19 Nov 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 341: 11-19-2012
Tapley is serious, skyfall is awesome, public restrooms, Trek Nerd, stealing a LOT of iPads, the whole Twinkie thing, 106 years old, Bird says no to Wars, the twilight of our lives, Geek Food, Major Spoilers, Burger King confirmation, ID4 revisited, Maple Syrup Urine, peeing on stuff, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_11_19_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 340: 11-15-2012
Published: Thu, 15 Nov 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 340: 11-15-2012
Dirt from the dump, whopper ordering was strange, indy game people should play, holiday cards, Trek Nerd, sewage spray from choppers, injecting yourself with olive oil is a bad idea, Hobbitt gets all musical and stuff, Fisher says a mrs solo sounds interesting, Therapy Thursday tackles trolls, and a deodorant followup.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_11_15_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 339: 11-14-2012
Published: Wed, 14 Nov 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 339: 11-14-2012
We play Rather again, an email sparks more debate, Trek Nerd, McAfee has an update for you, Keith Hinds still wants you to get your Chinese food, Elmo is in the clear, Garofalo's marriage is no joke, One Direction gets one director, Recommentals, Tom's Tech Time, Cardboard Tubes, and the cost of seeing in the present.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_11_14_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 338: 11-13-2012
Published: Tue, 13 Nov 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 338: 11-13-2012
End the post-election, crafting lenses is hard, thanksgiving, climate change, Trek Nerd, secession is happening with some, high-fiber cola is the next big thing, Elmo is in big trouble potentially, Anne Hathaway lost a load, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, and a note about the anti-christ not being a monster.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_11_13_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 337: 11-12-2012
Published: Mon, 12 Nov 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 337: 11-12-2012
Road kill, presidential week, bad lady in the waiting room, the eye report, Trek Nerd, sugar water is good for your day, eat your deodorant, twitter screwed up your passwords, Skyfall did alright, Episode VII has a writer, Major Spoilers, transformers 4 gets Marky Mark, If fonts were cats, atheism, new jobs, Beetlejuice, Bronco vs Mick, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_11_12_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 336: 11-06-2012
Published: Tue, 06 Nov 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 336: 11-06-2012
It's election day here in the states, go vote, eye time tomorrow, Utah can change, Trek Nerd, Redskins say Romney, Binden in Arvada, 7 dumb ways to die, death by liposuction, almost got Connery in new bond, Sam Worthington worthy of trouble in Atlanta, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, and MORE1
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_11_06_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 334: 11-01-2012
Published: Thu, 01 Nov 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 334: 11-01-2012
Website problems, halloween tales, texting people badly, t-shirt contest from SlashLoot, Trek Nerd, Luke weighs in on the star wars news, how much caffeine does it take to kill you, Jersey Shore is ok, Hackman slapped a person, Therapy Thursday tackles lousy spouses, and finally, a definition of Honky that might make us want to forget it exists. And more!
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream_11_01_2012/MorningStream_11_01_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 333: 10-31-2012
Published: Wed, 31 Oct 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 333: 10-31-2012
Fake enthusiasm, mini portal guns, dealing with halloween when you are getting into your young teens, already losing weight, Trek Nerd, Halloween Candy Nightmares, Apple not loving the release date, do NOT chew the condom, what the hell happened: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Jersey Shore is ok, Recommentals with Nicole, Tom's Tech Time, Cat Bounce, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/TheMorningStream10-31-2012/MorningStream_10_31_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 332: 10-30-2012
Published: Tue, 30 Oct 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 332: 10-30-2012
Storm days for work, Google Maps people are dangerous, housing on hold, Trek Nerd, Ronald McDonald is in some serious trouble, horse head is awesome, Office Spinoff is cancelled, the NY talk shows did weird stuff for the storm, The Fitness Geek, and Jury Duty, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_10_30_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 331: 10-29-2012
Published: Mon, 29 Oct 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 331: 10-29-2012
Cat's eating crickets, possible move for Scott, 5 hours of Blizzgone in the can, Trek Nerd, if you quit smoking, you live longer, Texas mom has boobs that wont quit, E. Coli tied to pumpkin patch, Timberlake says sorry, Cloud Atlas not doing all that well, Major Spoilers, more on smoking young, 10k people should not be mocked, dealing with bad cancer, we were too soft on politicians, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_10_29_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 329: 10-24-2012
Published: Wed, 24 Oct 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 329: 10-24-2012
More lunch in the bathroom, Justing Robert Young is in the house, walking dead, Trek Nerd, iPad minis are things now, beware the Mourdock, Skyfall is a winner, Recommentals with Nicole, Tom Merritt is here with tech talk, local tools for my eye obliteration, and stitcher awards!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_10_24_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 328: 10-23-2012
Published: Tue, 23 Oct 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 328: 10-23-2012
Cable appointments, showering with your food, Jury Day, Mark of the Ninja impresses Scott, Trek Nerd, the last debates happened, Monster Energy drinks going on trial for deaths, a whale what sounds like a dude, Chevy Chase is rasist sometimes, Tony Scott autopsy released, Fitness Geek, and MAYBE Justing Robert Young will be here. oh, and how to vote, and the final word on breast feeding your dog.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_10_23_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 327: 10-22-2012
Published: Mon, 22 Oct 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 327: 10-22-2012
Bag of chips in inappropriate places, hot tub overflow, Trek Nerd, keep your skin safe by setting it a flame, Stumpy was stolen, and then found in denver, feeling comfortable breast feeding your dog, Flava Flav chases family around with a knife, 10 best things Van Damme has ever said, Geek Food is here, and Majorspoilers! Plus Mailbag Mondays!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_10_22_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 326: 10-18-2012
Published: Thu, 18 Oct 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 326: 10-18-2012
Social networking problems, why we need to ignore jerks with issues, Trek Nerd, the Beatles had five MEMBERS, Flamin' Hot Cheetos are trouble at school, Beyonce to perform at the Super Bowl, Hogan sues over sex tape, South Park got sued yo, Therapy Thursday, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_10_18_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 325: 10-16-2012
Published: Tue, 16 Oct 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 325: 10-16-2012
Phones in bathrooms, getting your daughter unstuck, getting a shower when you are kidnapped, Trek Nerd, Super Ducks are coming, Berg says Romney stole his stuff, Glenn Beck is really into jeans, Breaking Bad to Need for Speed, Fey and Phehler to host the Globes, Stodden sucks, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, and flu update.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_10_16_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 324: 10-15-2012
Published: Mon, 15 Oct 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 324: 10-15-2012
Cell phone gimmicks, Scott has a serious question about social situations, Trek Nerd, Fry is missing, giant eyeball fond washed ashore, more peanut problems, calling in sick, Coulson to be part of the SHIELD show, Lohan is voting for Mitt, Stodden had to deal with child labor laws, Geek Food ladies are here, Major Spoilers, Pointer Pointer, parenting, flu shots revisited, nazi tms, Rogan is weird, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_10_15_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 323: 10-11-2012
Published: Thu, 11 Oct 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 323: 10-11-2012
Pigeon Management, Fry is an addict, caught up on Sixth Gun, pluming wisdom, shell fish and roaches are the same, Trek Nerd, Palin is making a fitness book, penis pump on the loose, Bieber Robbed, Lohan battle royale, Jurassic 4 art is kinda rad, Scott and Brian give advice, Robo Romney, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_10_11_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 322: 10-10-2012
Published: Wed, 10 Oct 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 322: 10-10-2012
Texting problems, more time travel thoughts, trek nerd, PETA says Pokemon is really bad, we found that nuclear waste, Russian kid finds a penis, Charlie Brown coming to the big screen, Bam feels Bad, Recommentals, Tom Merritt's Tech Time, You Look Like Obama, and more bad plumbing, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_10_10_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 321: 10-09-2012
Published: Tue, 09 Oct 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 321: 10-09-2012
Two people in the store, plumber problems, black widow death, I said april yesterday and no one caught it, Trek Nerd, live roach eating will kill you, Pepsi and Coke are trying to make you healthier, 100 million year old hungry spider, Devito and Pearlman are calling it a day, Kunis is hottest chick ever, Gaga Gag Gagged, Jury Duty, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_10_09_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 320: 10-08-2012
Published: Mon, 08 Oct 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 320: 10-08-2012
The Thing Is, Looper without spoilers, Taken 2 has Taken the box office, eye surgery date is locked, Trek Nerd, Caffeinated coffee linked to bad eyes, Sony sues it's own mascot, fan takes a bite out of Bonaduce, South Korea does not understand why we love that guy, Major Spoilers, a Tour Update, bad 3D, Yellow Alert, offensive Scott, and Scott is WRONG about Burger King!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_10_08_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 319: 10-04-2012
Published: Thu, 04 Oct 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 319: 10-04-2012
Pervertid Relationships, Chili, whopper from non english speakers, we give away a print, Trek Nerd, the debates and how they went, famous lawyer is busted, Creed is no longer supporting Obama, 9 weird celeb christmas albums, Taken 2 not so great says early review, Therapy Thursday, Brian's Done Deals, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_10_04_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 318: 10-03-2012
Published: Wed, 03 Oct 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 318: 10-03-2012
Canada is not happy with Scott, Ross Perot has more warnings for us, Trek Nerd, man eaten by his hogs, man says VA caused frostbitten unit, Grohl says Foo on hold, Travolta and Newton-John making a record, Recommentals, Tom's Tech Time, Japan again get's weird, cows and gender, and interrupting your favorite show with TMS.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_10_03_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 317: 10-02-2012
Published: Tue, 02 Oct 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 317: 10-02-2012
Compact disc turns 30, pottery update, Trek Nerd, what are your kids eating at school, modified cow has better milk, MacFarlane to host the oscars, Skyfall song debut this week, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, and a whole lot more!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_10_02_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 316: 10-01-2012
Published: Mon, 01 Oct 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 316: 10-01-2012
Mouse Mat is wrong, The Used is spitting again, Peter Gabriel, Comic Dorks is OUT, Trek Nerd, a husband for your lesbian daughter, Insane Clowns get litigious, caffeine suppositories, Arnold confirms affair with Nielsen, Transylvania breaks records, Bieber hurls on stage, the negative ad thing is DONE, Geek Food, Major Spoilers, tiny Star Wars terrariums, thick liquid, 3 name stereotypes, refs, GANGNAM is a word, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_10_01_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 315: 09-26-2012
Published: Wed, 26 Sep 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 315: 09-26-2012
Looking at people worried, WoW MoP, Trek Nerd, The McFury, Romney makes a joke about airplane windows, bullied teen gets the last laugh, Underwood gives a kiss to Underaged, NFL ref problem is on the president's docket, Recommentals, Tom's Tech Time, Facial Yoga, and more gun talk.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_09_26_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 314: 09-25-2012
Published: Tue, 25 Sep 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 314: 09-25-2012
Janeway is not universally loved, the Winter Movie Draft, Trek Nerd, gun goes off in a bad place, dudes with no wieners get much older, Anold tells all in a book, Kanye has some sex tapes out in the wild, The Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, Madden is not down after all, Red Dawn under the microscope, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_09_25_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 313: 09-24-2012
Published: Mon, 24 Sep 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 313: 09-24-2012
Bad number use, old men in cargo pants, dorm time, Trek Nerd, I want to be one with the tiger, Wal-Mart is OUT of the tablet business, bully sticks, who won emmys, Christina Hendricks and McCarthy, Paris Hilton is a horrible person, GeekFood with Sarah and Kim, Major Spoilers, Hemsley on Ice, Mail Bag Mondays!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_09_24_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 312: 09-20-2012
Published: Thu, 20 Sep 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 312: 09-20-2012
Texting and walking, Burger King, iOS 6 is a thing, Hobbit Trailer, Trek Nerd, Chick-fil-a has a change of policy, tuna is bad for the brain, gun sales really need Obama to win, Pattinson and Stewart are back together, Gaga is HUGE, Eastwood arrested in an IKEA, Therapy Thursday, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_09_20_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 311: 09-19-2012
Published: Wed, 19 Sep 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 311: 09-19-2012
Laugh Tracks, iPhone 5 reviews, Pat Robertson defense, COMIC DORKS is a thing, Trek Nerd, Eastwood talks about the chair, Santorum won't shut up, penis eating fish, Bynes is at it again, Stodden has a show, Recommentals, Tom's Tech Time, 80 year old boy bands, and a cave man!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_09_19_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 310: 09-18-2012
Published: Tue, 18 Sep 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 310: 09-18-2012
The Fact That, Pat Robertson has no love, the WoW thing, Trek Nerd, GI Joe did well over the last 100 years, watch out for Water Balz, Whale Vomit, Kate gone wild, the ties that Bynes, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, and dragoncon was fun for one listener!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_09_18_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 309: 09-17-2012
Published: Mon, 17 Sep 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 309: 09-17-2012
Living the dream, Scott’s WoW nerd moment in a bar, comics are being read by the unlikely, Trek Nerd, Pat Robertson needs to retire, SuperBug kills more, too fat to see your what, Kunis was trapped, Amanda Bynes is in all kinds of trouble, Geek Food Ladies, Major Spoilers, Random Movie Generator, and Mail Bag Mondays!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_09_17_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 308: 09-13-2012
Published: Thu, 13 Sep 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 308: 09-13-2012
Apple does stuff, more Mudder fighting, Trek Nerd, diplomat dies, that played video games, west nile is out of control, texas mother gets new pair of arms, America's next top meth addict, SNL gets a new obama, Therapy Thursday, and Scott is bias towards rootbeer.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_09_13_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 307: 09-12-2012
Published: Wed, 12 Sep 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 307: 09-12-2012
Eating on air, early call from Tom ahead of the big apple announcement, Trek Nerd, mudder explanation, Hilter shop to change it's name, organs found in storage unit, dumb teen shoots self in unit, then denies it, Meg Ryan and John Cougar are still a thing, vampires have twins, Recommentals, Cheese and Burger, and the final word on Time Travel.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_09_12_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 306: 09-11-2012
Published: Tue, 11 Sep 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 306: 09-11-2012
Like a boss, step on your back, Vincent Price Poems, two headed update, Trek Nerd, weed will mess with your testies, Nevada man needs to get off that plane, dude kept organs in storage unit, Bale is a real hero, Pacino gonna play Paterno, Reynolds and Lively get lively, Fitness Geek, Jury time, and turning 22!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_09_11_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 305: 09-10-2012
Published: Mon, 10 Sep 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 305: 09-10-2012
Streamys, more fun with conjoined twins, Trek Nerd, Utah does not smoke anymore, OJ trial was tampered with, Pattinson likes to lick armpits, Culkin is a hot new artist, Possession takes the lead, GeekFood Ladies are here, Major Spoilers, What is a Groon, Killer Clowns, and eating while TMS is one can be weird.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_09_10_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 304: 09-06-2012
Published: Thu, 06 Sep 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 304: 09-06-2012
Shopping cart stalls, that lady that flipped scott off last week is back in the news, ToR is no MoRe, Trek Nerd, Colorado and it's health problems, fish has a penis on it's head, five more crazy stories about Tom Cruise and his wife getting, Jessica Simpson says her boobs are too big to run, Bob Barker is mad, Therapy Thursday tackles bullies, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_09_06_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 303: 09-05-2012
Published: Wed, 05 Sep 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 303: 09-05-2012
You've got another thing comin', Nick gets his first bully, Scott wants to play CS:GO with YOU, Trek Nerd, drunk man kills 70,000 chickens, Colorado gets west nile BAD, teen denied boarding a plane because he has Down Syndrome, Tom Cruise cruises for chicks differently than you or I, Beverly Hills Cop coming to TV, Miley wants you to know that she makes a lot of money, Recommentals, Tom's Tech Time, Star Wars vs Star Trek, Free Range explained, and little house memories are shared.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_09_05_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 302: 09-04-2012
Published: Tue, 04 Sep 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 302: 09-04-2012
Hiding behind the podium, DragonCon report from Brian, N13 gets a possible new space, scott has two great docs to tell you about, Trek Nerd, Clint at the RNC, organic food not all that healthy, shape of your glass says a lot about how fast you'll drink it, Duncan has passed, get ready for the Captain Worf series, Starship loses one of their own, Fitness Geek, Weird Things, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_09_04_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 301: 08-30-2012
Published: Thu, 30 Aug 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 301: 08-30-2012
RNC is underway, Rosanne is not the lib candidate, Issac gets weaker, it's the 13 year old's fault according to some, Chocolate can limit stroke risk in men, smoking pot turns you dumb, Stodden is 18 and available, ABC wants SHEILD, taping the royal unit, Therapy Thursday, Paula Deen riding things, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_08_30_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 300: 08-29-2012
Published: Wed, 29 Aug 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 300: 08-29-2012
Drive thrus must go, 4 way flip off, the Enterprise D set got tossed, Trek Nerd, bigfoot hoaxer got his, Romney is your GOP candidate for reals, LaBeouf took acid, 3 surprising high paid celebs, the royal penis is on film, Recomentals, Tom and Tech, Rich Kids of Instagram, and more!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_08_29_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 299: 08-28-2012
Published: Tue, 28 Aug 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 299: 08-28-2012
Tube packing elbow, Man on Fire, riding the bike park, Trek Nerd, Texas GOP dude said something weird, Utah station rejects new show, Airbags are complicated, Oprah tops Forbes list...again, summer movies not doing that great, Fitness Geek, Lusty Rubber Yung, how it's easy to get your eye removed, our measured conversation on display, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_08_28_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 298: 08-27-2012
Published: Mon, 27 Aug 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 298: 08-27-2012
Sleeping like a baby, Scott has a horrid experience on the road, eye update, Trek Nerd, Neil is in the stars for good, Akin still defiant, e-quakes in San Diego, Prince Harry offered 10 million, Jerry Nelson RIP, Snooki is a parent now, Geek Food, Major Spoilers, and Mail Bag Mondays!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_08_27_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 297: 08-23-2012
Published: Thu, 23 Aug 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 297: 08-23-2012
Not Really, when your kids listen to the show, today is D day for the eye, Trek Nerd, Democrat and his sex scandal, The Faceini, chili pepper does a robber in, Prince Harry let his prince harry hang out in Vegas, Dee Snider says stop using my music, LL stopped a robber too, Therapy Thursday tackles event anxiety, bully time, McFadden's freakish pelvis, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_08_23_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 296: 08-22-2012
Published: Wed, 22 Aug 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 296: 08-22-2012
Campfires, Burger Poll, the negative ad contest starts monday, Scott is eye nervous, Trek Nerd, Zelda unseats Shades of Grey, Doctors have burnout, 21 cats and a body, The Office has an endgame, Avril and Kroeger, Hank Williams does not like the president at all, Tom's Tech Time, Little Face Mitt, and Erotic Drinks!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_08_22_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 295: 08-21-2012
Published: Tue, 21 Aug 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 295: 08-21-2012
Stan Lee Man, hooked on tubes and Claire Danes, Trek Nerd, Akin says sorry but won't drop out, eating walnuts will help your swimmers, Tony Scott might have had a brain tumor, Diller is dead, O'Donnell had a heart attack, Fitness Geek, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_08_21_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 294: 08-20-2012
Published: Mon, 20 Aug 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 294: 08-20-2012
Thing of the day, brian had the plague, so did carter, sending a kid to school is rough, lets do a poll about the hobbit, Trek Nerd, Rep Todd Akin is an idiot, sword wielding robber taken down in Vegas, egg yolk as bad as smoking, Octomom has a song, throwback muscles on top of the box office, Tonight Show had layoffs, Major Spoilers, sneak peak of Geek Food, The Oracle of Bacon, what LA is really like, awesome sponsors make a difference, Q's space crust hand, baby got born, yo.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_08_20_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 293: 08-16-2012
Published: Thu, 16 Aug 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 293: 08-16-2012
Ibbot is hacking, The Fact is, Galaxy of Terror, kids going away from home, Trek Nerd, Google Earth might have found pyramids, anal tattoos are the next big thing, Blossom gets in a wreck, Marty McFly is coming back to TV, Fraiser snubbed by Emmys, Therapy Thursday, The Oracle of Bacon, Door Sounds, vegas questions, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_08_16_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 292: 08-15-2012
Published: Wed, 15 Aug 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 292: 08-15-2012
The Vegas roundup, Trek Nerd, Sleeping man is not dead, topless women in a car chase, new survey ranks US 11th, Horshack is no more, Van Damme admits to affair on set of Shitgriteefter, Cyrus gets hacked, Recomentals, the web mapped out, and Colorado is SKINNY!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_08_15_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 291: 08-14-2012
Published: Tue, 14 Aug 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 291: 08-14-2012
Brian is a slacker, not really, clicking in he background is annoying, Vegas was a thing, Running Mates, why people don't smile in Vegas, Trek Nerd, guy wants a TV, gets a huge assault rifle, COD player collapses, sliced apples are bad at Mickie Dees, Rand Travis is drunk, yo, Van Damme says he got it on with Kylie Minogue on the set of Shitgriteefter, Cyrus hacks off hair, Fitness Geek, Justin Robert Youngman, and more!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_08_14_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 290: 08-07-2012
Published: Tue, 07 Aug 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 290: 08-07-2012
Youz Guyz, eye update, new fires rage in SLC, Vegas is happening no matter what at this point, Trek Nerd, 5 signs of gaming addiction, your eyes tell people if yer gay, why hoarders don't seem to have a problem with all the crap, Elton John bitch slapping Madonna again, Tom Arnold fried up his ex wife, Fitness Geek, Weird Things, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_08_07_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 289: 08-06-2012
Published: Mon, 06 Aug 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 289: 08-06-2012
Always having to be right, mouse has gone on to that great aquarium in the sky, Vegas week is here, catching up with Walter White, Trek Nerd, Curiosity has landed, AZ shooter will plead guilty, study finds that avoiding lies is good for your, Selena Gomez banned from Facebook, River Phoenix family is pissed, Portman is no longer single, Major Spoilers, what it costs to be a great hero, and Mail Bag Mondays!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_08_06_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 288: 08-02-2012
Published: Thu, 02 Aug 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 288: 08-02-2012
Microwaves are weird, huge burgers, banner on ebay, Trek Nerd, Limbaugh goofs again, Chick-fil-A a rally spot for the non-gays, robbers made off with his unit, Culkin is not a heroin addict, Vince Vaughn wants to bring back the Brady's, Therapy Thursday talks Bi-Polar, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_08_02_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 287: 08-01-2012
Published: Wed, 01 Aug 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 287: 08-01-2012
Cleeo rules, running in the sun, ebay of the N12 banner for charity, trek nerd, bad billboard, Romney photo gets dude in trouble, charity gives you plastic surgery, show me the bail, Pattinson kicked dead face out of the house, Snoop Lion, Recommentals with Nicole Spag, Tom's Tech Time, and weird Best Buy policies!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_08_01_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 286: 07-31-2012
Published: Tue, 31 Jul 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 286: 07-31-2012
Dude really hates sirens, National Anthem like you've never heard it before, farmer's market for tadpoolers, the torch had to be relit, Trek Nerd, Jersey GIrl takes the wheel from dying grandpa, batman shirts in court, billboard says Obama is like the Aurora shooter, ABC pulls plug on Willard, The Spida-mun turns 50, Justin Robert Young, and who is Ma Kent? All this and more today on TMS.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_07_31_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 285: 07-30-2012
Published: Mon, 30 Jul 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 285: 07-30-2012
Olympics are a thing, commercials with your voice in them, Trek Nerd, kidnapped man in a detectives garage, shot in the groin, 28 great names in the olympics, Fred Willard talks about his junk, Major Spoilers and a big new announcement, The Ugly Dance, Deckard Bane, Wendi on Skype, turning 42, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_07_30_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 284: 07-26-2012
Published: Thu, 26 Jul 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 284: 07-26-2012
Knock on wood, Scott killed a Mtn Lion, trek nerd, North Korea does not like flag goofs, the tweet that ended the olympics for one unlucky contender, the Dear Leader is now married, Kristen Stewart is busted, Bale does good by the killings, Therapy Thursday, YOU are a hedgehog, TMS did NOT get blocked, gun control thoughts, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_07_26_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 283: 07-25-2012
Published: Wed, 25 Jul 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 283: 07-25-2012
To live and die in LA, The Bat Man, why Scott has Bale issues, Trek Nerd, Goat Men in Utah, CO shooter and his record with ladies is somehow a topic, first person cured of AIDS is still cured, Fred Willard is even funny about his worst moment, Cristian Bale tries to do right, RIP George Jefferson, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, Crossed Eye 3D, and giving crooks too much TV time, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_07_25_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 282: 07-19-2012
Published: Thu, 19 Jul 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 282: 07-19-2012
Frack, naming a gecko, TMS will hit 1000 sooner than we think, Trek Nerd, man dies from Diablo, BK employee is standing in your lettuce, youtube can blur you now, Pete Rose goes all reality on us, Andrew Stanton doing Nemo 2, Therapy Thursday, and Milke Gargling!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_07_19_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 280: 07-17-2012
Published: Tue, 17 Jul 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 280: 07-17-2012
On a VaCay, let's quiz brian again, computer gave scott a bad morning, happy birthday to the hoff, trek nerd, Denver dentist is a douche, mashed potatoes from a slurpee machine, people really like The Dark Knight Rises, Holmes and Suri hit by a truck, Tom Racine with some SDCC thoughts, Jousting Roberta Youngman will be here, and TMS is dangerous!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_07_17_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 279: 07-16-2012
Published: Mon, 16 Jul 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 279: 07-16-2012
Batman week begins, diary of a cartoonist is back in effect, new frogpants site up and running, Worf / Riker week begins for Trek Nerd, Brit teen is gross, breastfeeding mom gets her own show, Sage Stallone dead at 37, why Jamie Foxx is in Django, Sheen tells Twitter to suck it, Major Spoilers rounds up the SDCC coverage today, cool generals, and your emails!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_07_16_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 277: 07-12-2012
Published: Thu, 12 Jul 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 277: 07-12-2012
A novel, Scott’s adventures at the DMV, Trek Nerd, fire sucks worse than you think, got 99 bucks says video game startup, testing positive for EEEEEEEEE, Tosh says sorry, Firefly reunion is happening, cuddling is gonna cost you, feeling pain in today’s Therapy Thursday, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_07_12_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 276: 07-11-2012
Published: Wed, 11 Jul 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 276: 07-11-2012
Hungry and bored, Dale has arrived, Trek Nerd, stuff you can buy that no longer matter, worst running mates ever, dude what has a BBQ brush in his system, Adam Lambert might be a judge, Twilight fan died, Recomentals, Tom's Tomtacular Tasty Tech Time Torrent, Neverending Garfeild, Unions, and what really happened to Ginger.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_07_11_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 275: 07-10-2012
Published: Tue, 10 Jul 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 275: 07-10-2012
Sunking your data, viral comics, obsolete stuff you can still get, Trek Nerd, spider dumps his unit for better fighting, putting your baby in the baggage scanner, Fassbender in Assassin's Creed, Nolan says no to future batmen, Happy Days has a happy day, Fitness Geek, Weird Things, and more Anderson Cooper thoughts, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_07_10_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 274: 07-09-2012
Published: Mon, 09 Jul 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 274: 07-09-2012
Scott is HOME, the cabin was interesting, GeekFood coming back, but on TMS this time, serve the president and then die after, teens demand mags get it right, hamburger patty made from 100% bacon, Ernie B dies, how much do Mad Men make, Major Spoilers day, Tug of War with a huge tiger, and your emails!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_07_09_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 272: 07-03-2012
Published: Tue, 03 Jul 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 272: 07-03-2012
Some BonyCon updates, back seat gamers, Kindle does weigh more filled with books, Trek Nerd, cat litter makes you wanna die, dude in a wiener outfit upsets olympic officials, Ander Cooper is gay, Bon Jovi odors coming to you soon, Ted does well at the box office, The Fitness Geek, Justin Robert Young, and the story behind 50 shades comes out.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_07_03_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 271: 07-02-2012
Published: Mon, 02 Jul 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 271: 07-02-2012
The new THING OF THE DAY, nipple update, Trek Nerd, Paterno might have been a problem, men at the BronyCon, porn induced headaches, TomKat details, Miley ripped off an In-N-Out, Major Spoilers, Tug of War with a tiger, and you guys weigh in on the health care question, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_07_02_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 270: 06-28-2012
Published: Thu, 28 Jun 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 270: 06-28-2012
Bollocks, bad nipples, Oreos come from somewhere else, Trek Nerd, teens should not eat moose poo, swine flu was worse than you though, KFC has the worst burger idea ever, people you forgot were on SNL, Nolan to join the 3D revolution, Marty McFly showed up yesterday, dealing with mother stuff on Therapy Thursday, things that are not true, buying half a cow, and carbs are the real issue!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_06_28_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 269: 06-27-2012
Published: Wed, 27 Jun 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 269: 06-27-2012
The federation is smooth, might have to testify at a trial, trek nerd, Oreo is so gay, baby born with penis on head, Sleepless in Seattle director is no more, 50 cent had a run in with Mack Truck, Tom's Tech Moment, Recommentals with Nicole, not so pretty ponies, and more!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_06_27_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 268: 06-26-2012
Published: Tue, 26 Jun 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 268: 06-26-2012
We wrap up Nerdtacular in a nice big bow, Trek Nerd, teens that hide internet stuff from their parents, a woman high on bathsalts, Brave nails the box office, and scott's heart, what is a heart attack alex, HBO tweaks the Bush head, Fitness Geek, Justin Robert Young, and so much more!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_06_26_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 267: 06-19-2012
Published: Tue, 19 Jun 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 267: 06-19-2012
Hipsters, Ft Collins, TNT from the Frogpants Studios, Trek Nerd, MS has a new tablet, Japan dudes can tell if a movie will be a hit or not, LaBeouf's penis is on display, Paul McCartney turns 70, Jack O has issues, Fitness Geek, JURY, and they have lego lands EVERYWHERE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_06_19_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 266: 06-18-2012
Published: Mon, 18 Jun 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 266: 06-18-2012
Sending kids off to camp, N12 update, outages last week, Trek Nerd, The King is Dead, plague from a cat, hotel rooms are gonna make you sick, 30 sad tv deaths, Jack has MS, CBS making draw something, Major Spoilers, Calming Manatees, and mailbag mondays!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_06_18_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 265: 06-14-2012
Published: Thu, 14 Jun 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 265: 06-14-2012
Uppity regional food people, PSV is in Scott's hands, Instacast is fixed, Trek Nerd, Miami Face victim is now talking and moving about freely, ticketing teens for swearing, Hoffman might be in the next Hunger Games, Hugh Laurie to battle RoboCop, Bush's head on a stick in Game of Thrones, great headline about Bieber concert, a chat with The Geek Dad, Calming Manatees, and the truth about vampires in Pennsylvania!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_06_14_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 264: 06-12-2012
Published: Tue, 12 Jun 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 264: 06-12-2012
Pets, and how kids trick their parents, Farewell to Fourcast, Trek Nerd, Jerry Sandusky trial begins, Tommy Chong has a cure for what you need, Snooki is nude, McConaughey ties the knot, Lohan crash, The Fitness Geek, and Justin Robert Young! Oh, and an email about a close call.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_06_12_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 263: 06-11-2012
Published: Mon, 11 Jun 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 263: 06-11-2012
We pick our teams for N12, texts from Italy, roped into another house pet, fire at The Garage, Trek Nerd, MS and penis songs, China is going to space, the weekend Boxoffice, Modonna pops her nipple out, Lohan in a car crash, Major Spoilers, Winds and Faces, your emails, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_06_11_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 262: 06-07-2012
Published: Thu, 07 Jun 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 262: 06-07-2012
Greece and how it's going there, I have a crap ton of hotdogs here, Trek 2 teaser, Trek Nerd, Super Bug on the rise, Twitter bird is changing, a Mashup, Axl Rose got robbed of his bling, Presley to be a hologram too, Travolta in more trouble, Therapy Thursday on hot to let go, Shite Food, the lowdown on helmet replacement, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_06_07_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 261: 06-06-2012
Published: Wed, 06 Jun 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 261: 06-06-2012
Daughters that go to Italy early in the morning, Nintendo showed stuff yesterday, cooking your own junk, Game of Thrones throne can be yours for the cheap cheap price of 30k, more gameshow time with Ibbott, Recommentals, Tom's TOMTACULAR Tasty Tech Torrent Time, Texts from Dogs, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_06_06_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 260: 06-05-2012
Published: Tue, 05 Jun 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 260: 06-05-2012
Bigfoot is paid for, a little test for Brian, Trek Nerd, E3 happened, and we have a recap and thoughts thus far, dog whistle strikes again, xmen, thor, the arrow, GI Joe, and the Iron patriot, Fitness Geek, JURY time, and we get the science on Bath Salts, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_06_05_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 259: 06-04-2012
Published: Mon, 04 Jun 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 259: 06-04-2012
We are BACK after a week off, the dental office spam, Ibbott in Vegas, farting at a urinal, taylor graduated, Trek Nerd, the zombie outbreak we missed last week, Green Lantern is all rainbow now, Kickstarter to help find bigfoot, 12 songs that sound the same, Dawson be dead, George goofs on late night TV, Major Spoilers, Amercia, dogs heard us, we hate trek, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_06_04_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 258: 05-24-2012
Published: Thu, 24 May 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 258: 05-24-2012
TMS is a motion picture event, on the subject of piracy, pass the remote, Trek Nerd, Facebook sued, dude thinks he owes NOTHING in child support for his 30 kids, Transformers pays up, GI Joe got delayed, Ryan Reynolds might live forever, Travolta goes to interesting parties, Therapy Thursday gets all socially awkward, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05_24_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 257: 05-23-2012
Published: Wed, 23 May 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 257: 05-23-2012
Garbage, eclipse stuff, Trek Nerd, plane diverted with bomb implants, Tesla wants you to drive their car, Scotty is finally in space, Laverne and Shirly star hit by car, Marvel getting in on the gay business as well, 51 things, Recommentals, Current Geek, Sexist Vintage Ads, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05_23_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 256: 05-22-2012
Published: Tue, 22 May 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 256: 05-22-2012
Dude thinks scott is too white, old man in stall, Trek Nerd, snoring means you will get cancer, Chrome rules over all, MS opens their social network, top tv shows by downloads, Stahl was found, Avengers KILLS it again, The Fitness Geek, and JURY takes a look at the big spaceX launch, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05_22_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 255: 05-21-2012
Published: Mon, 21 May 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 255: 05-21-2012
Blinded by the light, Kim is home today, Trek Nerd, Zuckerberg has a new ball and chain, Nintendo tweaks the Wii U controller, flesh eating what on my what, Gibb is gone, Harmon axed from Community, Travolta did weird stuff on the Grease set, Summer is gone, Major Spoilers, Nick Fury writ LARGE, and Mailbag Mondays!!!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05_21_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 254: 05-17-2012
Published: Thu, 17 May 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 254: 05-17-2012
Reverse Racism, how much oil we really have, Trek Nerd, robot arms are a good thing, sweet tooth could be your worst enemy, dude just wanted more fish, that was expensive for Seacrest, where is Nick Stahl, Swamp People lose one of their own, Therapy Thursday, and Naming Things!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05_17_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 253: 05-16-2012
Published: Wed, 16 May 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 253: 05-16-2012
The up and down of D3, Nick turns 12, Trek Nerd, you might just be sleepwalking, two earths needed to maintain our fancy lifestyle, Seacrest spendy cash on Ellen house, Gaga will corrupt Indonesia, Swamp People loses one of their own, Recommentals, Current Geek hits the Enterprise where it hurts, licking a monkey bum, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05_16_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 252: 05-15-2012
Published: Tue, 15 May 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 252: 05-15-2012
D3 hangovers, the best 15 hero movies, a contest day, Trek Nerd, pot is good for MS, 7-11 wants you to be healthy, Avengers cameo, what NBC's shakeup means for you, Travolta looks to be headed for court, Modern Family star gets a modern operation, Fitness Geek, JRY, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05_15_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 251: 05-14-2012
Published: Mon, 14 May 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 251: 05-14-2012
Loud dude at the deli, D3 happens tomorrow, Trek Nerd, stabbing your computer, 2012 will not be the end of the world, long commutes make you a fatty, Game of Thrones is missing the boat, Palin crits the pres, Avengers passes 1billion, ten best sitcom moms of all time, Bandersnatch, mailbag mondays, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05_14_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 250: 05-10-2012
Published: Thu, 10 May 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 250: 05-10-2012
Ran into a tree, Trek Nerd, that dentist thing seems to be fake, Obama comes out, Gay Republicans don't like it, long commutes be bad for your gut, Sassoon takes the big haircut in the sky, things might get worse for Travolta, Kidman is not a Kid Person, Mashup Day, dealing with Racism in Therapy Thursday, 32 things you don't say right, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05_10_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 249: 05-09-2012
Published: Wed, 09 May 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 249: 05-09-2012
Terrorists and their dates, Torchlight II is pretty good, Pentagon says no to The Avengers, Dominos goes gluten-free, let's get a little pissed, Travolta gets hit AGAIN, Avengers goes 700 million, a sequel is coming (duh), MCA sued right before his death, Recommentals, Current Geek, and Glamour gone wrong!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05_09_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 248: 05-08-2012
Published: Tue, 08 May 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 248: 05-08-2012
Backwards seating, N12 tickets still there, 3D is really dying, Trek Nerd, terror plot killed, why we brag so much, baby flesh is used for weird things, Where Wild Things Are’ author Maurice Sendak dies, Travolta did what now, Stern to bring some sleaze, The Fitness Geek, and a really nice tribute to The Beastie Boys!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05_08_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 247: 05-07-2012
Published: Mon, 07 May 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 247: 05-07-2012
Floormats, The Avengers Spoiler Free, new comic book shops are new, family in the East, Trek Nerd, one spray and yer drunk, lady faked breast cancer to get breasts, emails from work are really bad for you, TV's mightiest heroes, shattering the box office, Beastie Boys looses one of their own, Free Comic Book Day is not free for everyone, new trailers for Spiderman and Batman, Daredevil getting the right treatment, Hughe's Loris, MailBag Mondays, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05_07_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 246: 05-02-2012
Published: Wed, 02 May 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 246: 05-02-2012
Throwing down while walking the dog, Trek Nerd, Romney has a Gay-Gate, Goldsmith dies way too young, giant flea-like insects, 6 more Hulk movies, Kahn is happening, Recommentals, Current Geek, and Rupert has some crazy hands.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05_02_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 245: 05-01-2012
Published: Tue, 01 May 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 245: 05-01-2012
Fletcher gets older, what of politics, the discovery phase, Trek Nerd, Titanic II ready to set sail, Dentist does a revenge pull, Stephen King wants you to tax him, Ke$ha has to pee like the rest of us, Michael Jackson had an affair with Houston, Fitness Geek, and JURY!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05_01_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 244: 04-30-2012
Published: Mon, 30 Apr 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 244: 04-30-2012
Pizza Hut is weird all over, the Federation just got smoother, MacDonalds used to be CHEAP, tortured in public, McCain goes nuts on shame, a rash delayed your flight, Avengers is avenging box office numbers around the world, Ke$ha tweets herself peeing in public, fantastic four gets a reboot, fringe gets a final season, robot chicken going all DC on us, booster gold going to SyFy, and Hats of Meat!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_04_30_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 243: 04-26-2012
Published: Thu, 26 Apr 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 243: 04-26-2012
Vertigo, frames per second again, Gingrich is almost done, 10 greatest modes of transport in video games, penis it be gettin bigger yo, Beyonce is hot, 30 rock to go live today, One Direction is worried about ONE thing, Will and Kate go a year, the topic of bullies on Therapy Thursday, and the great Moustair!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_04_26_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 242: 04-25-2012
Published: Wed, 25 Apr 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 242: 04-25-2012
What are you wearing, what teens really do, cheeseburger crust pizza, talking to yourself is a good thing, lady fines penis in burger, Jack White and Snow White are buddies now, Hobbitt looks weird at 48FPS, Megan Fox is preggers, Recommentals, Current Geek talks Zombie Malls, and because John Goodman is a hot man.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_04_25_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 241: 04-24-2012
Published: Tue, 24 Apr 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 241: 04-24-2012
Getting hijacked on your own show, Hillbilly Heroin back in the limelight, teens are drinking what now, another heart attack grill victim, Adobe and its crazy new gamble, Dr John Carter in trouble, Twilight on the Penis Pics, Avengers review shows up early, The Fitness Geek, and Jousting Roberta Youngman the 3rd! And More!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_04_24_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 240: 04-23-2012
Published: Mon, 23 Apr 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 240: 04-23-2012
Beware the Tostitos, part of a Tribe, finally watched Clerks, Oxy vs Pot, The Pregnant man has had enough, 7 year old with no hands is better than us, Bieber pokes fun, Gomez says kissing him is just embarrassing, Suge Knight has a theory, 10 best worst cops from TV and film, never too late to marry for Neil Diamond, Draw Some Pics, and Mailbag Mondays!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_04_23_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 239: 04-19-2012
Published: Thu, 19 Apr 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 239: 04-19-2012
The real way to peal a banana, chinplants and web chat, ultrasound that can kill you, kangaroos have more than yoos, Dick Clark is dead, Bird says no to next MI movie, Netflix doing it all at once, Therapy Thursday, 21 of the worst things ever, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://archive.org/download/MorningStream_04_19_2012/MorningStream_04_19_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 238: 04-18-2012
Published: Wed, 18 Apr 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 238: 04-18-2012
Huge bus headed to Vegas, how to say BilUXee, chins are the new breasts, Pebble breaks all records, 89 bags of drugs tied to your what, holo-Tupac might go on tour, Paltrow and how she got roped into The Avengers, Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer Expecting a Baby, Recommentals, Current Geek, and a really weird cookbook, all that and more!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_04_18_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 237: 04-17-2012
Published: Tue, 17 Apr 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 237: 04-17-2012
Hoover Dam, skype hates brian, where the vegas food goes, 1 in 5 adults don't use the internet, baby in a coffin found alive, lose 20lbs through your nose, MGM and Youtube love each other, EA prepping to lay off 600, Fitness Geek, Justy Rusty Youngsty, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_04_17_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 236: 04-16-2012
Published: Mon, 16 Apr 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 236: 04-16-2012
Fighting over avacados in vegas, getting pulled on stage, snowstorm about killed scott, Obama upset about SS scandal, Puppies in Suitcase, baby found alive in a nailed shut coffin, Groening says where Springfield is, JK has new adult novel coming, Robin Gibb in bad shape, Hunger Games still hungry, Major Spoilers, really bad Wolverine costumes, and mailbag mondays!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_04_16_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 235: 04-09-2012
Published: Mon, 09 Apr 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 235: 04-09-2012
Vegas might not be ready for us, Pizza Hut is really going crazy now, RIP, Mike Wallace, fat people who do not think they are fat, selling you organs for an iPhone, Hunger Games continues to eat everyone's lunch, Amanda Bynes drunk and driving, Major Spoilers, throwin the goat, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_04_09_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 234: 04-05-2012
Published: Thu, 05 Apr 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 234: 04-05-2012
Food at the Hoover, Scott feels especially old today, cup checks, 27 toys you should have kept, half of cancer survivors die from other things, Google wants you to wear some crazy classes, The Sitch is out of rehab, and I said no no no, Biggs shows of the unit, Whitney died from a white powdery substance, Therapy Thursday, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_04_05_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 233: 04-04-2012
Published: Wed, 04 Apr 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 233: 04-04-2012
Romney trading votes for sandwiches, baby with no blood makes it ok, Yoga can cure everything dude says, why Kazaam exists, Community is not a drama, Trump's wiener, Current Geek, Recomentals, and Stalone is a time traveler!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_04_04_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 232: 04-03-2012
Published: Tue, 03 Apr 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 232: 04-03-2012
GoT is BACK, Mississippi people do NOT eat squirrel, priest shared too much it seems, Bono and The Edge are all up in that Dropbox business,, Workers confused at Foxconn, The Fay is BAD, Dumb and Dumbest, getting married to your yoga instructor, Fitness Geek, and Justin Robert Young, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_04_03_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 231: 04-02-2012
Published: Mon, 02 Apr 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 231: 04-02-2012
Bald Barbie, Quaker Oats dude getting a makeover, Palin hosting the Today Show, Foxconn confusing its employees, Hunger Games KILLS it again, My Heart Will NOT go on, Kutcher as Steve Jobs, ProCatinator, mailbag mondays, and Major Spoilers day!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_04_02_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 230: 03-29-2012
Published: Thu, 29 Mar 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 230: 03-29-2012
Being Chuffed, the Cat Puss, Daisy and the dude that got pissed, NPR and fund raising, skinny people at chocolate, plastic that bleeds like we do, 8 toys that got banned but seemed harmless, Stodden does PETA, Will Farrell made our week, Therapy Thursday, and 10 crazy tacos! (Plus, trouble in SLCI!)
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_03_29_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 229: 03-27-2012
Published: Tue, 27 Mar 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 229: 03-27-2012
Kickstarter is crazy, flour is flammable, 83 year old does not see glass, girls are likely gonna die when texting, HBO go-ing to Xbox today, Chocolate may help you get skinny, Man Men does well, Bobby Brown got arrested, Hunger Games, more like the Racist Games, Fitness Geek, Jousting Roberta Youngman, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_03_27_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 228: 03-26-2012
Published: Mon, 26 Mar 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 228: 03-26-2012
Kickstarter is a GO, we can eat rice again, The Hunger Games happened, James Cameron totally hits bottom, popcorn is really really good for you it turns out, breaking the box office, Gallagher has another heart attack, Kim gets flour bombed, 12 great movies critics were wrong about, Simon Cowell finds something extra in the kitchen, Major Spoilers, and a live chat with Graphicly founder, Micah Baldwin!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_03_26_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 227: 03-22-2012
Published: Thu, 22 Mar 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 227: 03-22-2012
Burping at Jimmy Johns, people that weird scott out the most, male baldness clues, daily dose of asperin is good for you, smoking kills a lot of damn people, The Muppets get their due, The Stich has a drug problem and is in Utah to fix it, Houston, we have a sex tape, Therapy Thursday, and One Tiny Hand!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_03_22_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 226: 03-21-2012
Published: Wed, 21 Mar 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 226: 03-21-2012
Memorable commercials from the only decade that matters, Bay gets defensive, Kickstarter to buy Kickstarter, Meth babies are a problem, 10 amazing things that still work, man buried in beans, Hefner's son is a douche, KISS and Crue are on tour, Kitsch is not happy about Carter, Recommentals, Current Geek with Tom Merritt, and Batman running away from stuff.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_03_21_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 225: 03-20-2012
Published: Tue, 20 Mar 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 225: 03-20-2012
Classic stuff, flight attendant goes a little nuts, meth babies, 10 old things that still work, buried in beans in Colorado, John Carter is a huge mess, 24 movie still on, 6th season on the Jersey Shore, Gllagher has a heart attack, the Fitness Geek, Weird things with Justin Robert Young, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_03_20_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 224: 03-19-2012
Published: Mon, 19 Mar 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 224: 03-19-2012
Smashed finger, iPad came, N12 stuff, Kony 2012 dude is crazy, think twice about rice, red bull dude was rich when he died, 21 Jump Street did well, Looper looks fun, Major Spoilers, Reagan Doodles, and MailBag Mondays!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_03_19_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 223: 03-15-2012
Published: Thu, 15 Mar 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 223: 03-15-2012
Diablo III has a date, Nerdtacular Q & A, Facebookery contest, Utah's other pro team, spiders have 8 legs duh, fat reduces sperm count, PS3 and hookups, penis shows up all over golf course, we are all sex addicts, J'lo's stunt double is a dude, Scrubs all up in this shiznit, Therapy Thursday with Wendi, the bad red shirt deaths, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_03_15_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 222: 03-14-2012
Published: Wed, 14 Mar 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 222: 03-14-2012
The REAL Lone Ranger, Hypo Help is BACK, tallest man finally stops being tall, MacCyver bombs, biting off more than he can chew, Man v Wild is done, Dark Tower is a thing again, HBO and Pawn Stars, Current Geek, a big announcement, Recommentals, Xmen with funny eyes, and some more homeless hot spot comments!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_03_14_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 221: 03-13-2012
Published: Tue, 13 Mar 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 221: 03-13-2012
Deplaning, Tapley on Tap, what has happened ot the Metreon, all red meat is bad for you, pink slime at school is also bad for you, homeless hot spots, Bieber doll as weapon, Fitness Geek, Justing Rober Young with Weird Things, and the Lone Ranger could be good, says one of you. All that and more!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_03_13_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 220: 03-12-2012
Published: Mon, 12 Mar 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 220: 03-12-2012
Some big news today regarding N12, daylight savings is dumb, iPads have shipped, Rush is in trouble, grilled cheese record broken, LSD helps you give up drinking, Gerber recalls stuff because it stanks, well done young Quaid, Moebius is no more, Arnolds son done got hurt yo, Major Spoilers, did I marry a lesbian, Mail Bag mondays, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_03_12_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 219: 03-08-2012
Published: Thu, 08 Mar 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 219: 03-08-2012
Coffee beans up your nose, woman who won the lottery still thinks food stamps are awesome, does pink exist, Simpson goes preg-nude on a magazine, Shazam finally gets a name, Debbie Harry looks like Lohan, celebs that look the same, Hulk Hogan has been up to something, Therapy Thursday, and the Spiderweb Forrest.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_03_08_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 218: 03-07-2012
Published: Wed, 07 Mar 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 218: 03-07-2012
Kim is DOWN, ME3 is fantastic so far, the book knows what's what, Oreos turn 100, toddler swallows 37 magnets and lives to tell the tale, lady arrested for painting nails, the tasty new McWorm, Terra Nova has gone nova, Gaga breaks all twitter records, Tila Tequila OD'd, Recommentals with Nicole, Tom Merritt with Current Geek, and Nick Cage is EVERYONE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_03_07_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 217: 03-06-2012
Published: Tue, 06 Mar 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 217: 03-06-2012
Smoking face funny, dry china cake, snoring is bad for kids, needle in the what, spanish pokemon team disgraced, new weapon shuts you up, the look of starwars has died, Lennon was Bulimic, Snooki is pregnant, Fitness Geek, and Weird Things with Justing Robert Young!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_03_06_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 216: 03-05-2012
Published: Mon, 05 Mar 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 216: 03-05-2012
Chasing Ghosts, comic book Saturday, Navy Store still crazy, GoT sung by the young actors, peeing frenchman sues google, huge needle in penis is never a good thing, half of India still poops in public, Lorax breaks records, Houston and Jackson had an affair, Snooki be preggers, Major Spoilers, Mailbag Mondays, and The Hoff as The Hitler.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_03_05_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 215: 01-01-2012
Published: Thu, 01 Mar 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 215: 01-01-2012
We got that Toy Box book, bat flu is a threat, iPad 3 launch makes tablet sales on eBay spike, giant mosquito robots in Utah, grisly tobacco labels blocked by judge, Davy Jones died, Avengers trailer looks epic, Seinfeld star in trouble, Therapy Thursday, and a wall of animated Courtney.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_03_01_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 214: 02-29-2012
Published: Wed, 29 Feb 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 213: 02-29-2012
Veronica at 5 in the morning, waiting for glasses, Tyler Perry update, a big awesome interview with Blizzard's Chris Metzen, but not about video games, Recommentals, Tom Merritt with current geek, a machine that poops for you, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_02_29_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 213: 02-28-2012
Published: Wed, 29 Feb 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 212: 02-28-2012
The right Star Wars order, canadian money with holes in it, the real impact of bad bosses, Utah bill is crazy, Wii games don't mean kids exercise more, Playboy wants to go to space, Oscars does well, Spader is out, 10 greatest oscar travesties, Fitness Geek, and Justin Robert Young, just to name a few!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_02_28_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 211: 02-22-2012
Published: Wed, 22 Feb 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 211: 02-22-2012
Horse Trek week concludes, dude tells scott what he is, what evil toys did to a listener, Comcast wants to be Netflix, Plastic Surgery will take 9 years off your age, cut penis means trouble for one lucky dude, 10 fictional presidents we love, Community returns in march, Simpsons murders trump, David Cross and presidential coke, Ozzy's dog bites the dust, Nicole with Recommentals, and Tom Merritt here for current geek, and the Many Faces of Ibbott. Hop in! The water's fine!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_02_22_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 210: 02-21-2012
Published: Tue, 21 Feb 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 210: 02-21-2012
Horse week continues, Taco Bell is preparing for their Doritos taco thing, porn industry might leave town, Perry Mason is back, Whitney's daughter got high, Kick-Ass sequel is coming, Charlie says so sorry, Fitness Geek, and JRY!!!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_02_21_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 209: 02-20-2012
Published: Mon, 20 Feb 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 209: 02-20-2012
The mashed potato eye has another problem, we kick off horse week in trek trivia, ESPN has some ESPNlaining to do, aspririn as contraception, Iran and its army of Ninja Women, lonely death in Canada, Robert Downey Jr to play Perry Mason, Gary Busey has nothing left, the great character actors, Major Spoilers, great SImpson cameos, and mailbag mondays await!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_02_20_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 208: 02-16-2012
Published: Thu, 16 Feb 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 208: 02-16-2012
Romance Trek week ends, Man has heart attack while eathing at the heart attack grill, Mattell to sell Official Royal Wedding Barbie sets, FDA is worried about your lips, Enquirer pulls a douche move, Bachmann says no to dancing, Jeremy Lin makes the NBA interesting again, Therapy Thursday, and Pizza Club!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_02_16_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 207: 02-15-2012
Published: Wed, 15 Feb 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 207: 02-15-2012
Sliding to the left and right, scarlet fever, airplane dudes that listen to us, AT&T want's to screw with you, Osama Bin Laden was in love with Whitney Houston, 400 shades of death, NBC says yes to Hannibal show, Michael Bay is doing Transformers 4, Disney's secret house, SPACE 2099 coming soon, Tom Merritt, Nicole Spag, and Callin Oats!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_02_15_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 206: 02-14-2012
Published: Tue, 14 Feb 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 206: 02-14-2012
Flu, Whitney was broke, kids don't get enough sleep, have dessert for breakfast, walking dead cleans up hardcore, new B and the B in the works, Walts secret apartment, Space 2099 coming back, Fitness Geek, Justin Robert Young, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_02_14_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 205: 02-13-2012
Published: Mon, 13 Feb 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 205: 02-13-2012
Scott has an MMO problem, kid does not know the meaning of the words black man, who is Paul, Grammys happened, Santorum does not think women are good enough, Palin is the new Dr. Seuss, Houston we have a problem, Tony Bennett and drugs, Jar Jar Binks even knows he sucks, Space 2099 coming back, Major Spoilers, Ghetto Hikes, and Mail Bag Mondays!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_02_13_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 204: 02-09-2012
Published: Thu, 09 Feb 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 204: 02-09-2012
Running with TMS in your ears, purple Squirrels, Path says sorry, stabbing your brother over a brownie, Busey is out of cash, Arnold and Sly are in the Tomb, Connolly joins Hobbit Cast, Therapy Thursday, and T-Rex trying really hard!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_02_09_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 203: 02-08-2012
Published: Wed, 08 Feb 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 203: 02-08-2012
UPS guy came by again, minus his usual package, Prop 8 is no more, for now, the last WW! vet has died, Madonna’s satanic ritual, best original song getting the boot, NBC is sorry for the bird, new Spiderman trailer is kind of awesome, Nicole with Recommentals, Tom Merritt with Current Geek, and people sleeping in weird places!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_02_08_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 202: 02-07-2012
Published: Tue, 07 Feb 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 202: 02-07-2012
Some head coach followup, vertigo one year later, League of Legends player checks out of this mortal coil, tased at McDonalds, former JFK intern recounts affair, new Trek series might actually happen, Threes Company feud laid to rest, CSI wife says her husband is a fake, Lost in Space loses another, Joan Rivers and her HUNDREDS of surgeries, Fitness Geek, and Justin Robert Young! And MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_02_07_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 201: 02-06-2012
Published: Mon, 06 Feb 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 201: 02-06-2012
Minecraft videos, changing your twitter name, Superbowl happened, government seizes 307 domains violating NFL copyrights, the Pats and their weird menu, we found Tatooine, Harrison Ford in talks to be in a new Blade Runner movie, Kristofferson's son is a beast, Half Time Show Bird, Snooki peed all over the place, worst trailer ever ever ever, Major Spoilers, Ross Kemp Folded, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_02_06_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 200: 02-02-2012
Published: Thu, 02 Feb 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 200: 02-02-2012
A long look in the 'meer', we help people, it is NOT Mick Romney, no more pink goo for McDonalds, women all eat the same, Taco Bell has food poisoning again, hotel worker responds to missing towells, really mean reviews of Lana Del Rey, Drug Improvement, Therapy Thursday, Justin Robert Young, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_02_02_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 199: 02-01-2012
Published: Wed, 01 Feb 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 199: 02-01-2012
Farting UPS men, more towells go missing, Newt sued for using Eye of the Tiger, Gary Glitter makes a lot of money, paper clip dentist, Android means more than you think, Lana Del Ray hates WoW, Miley broke her bum, Avery Brooks went all glub glub, Recomentals with Nicole, and Corporate Twits! And MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_02_01_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 198: 01-31-2012
Published: Tue, 31 Jan 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 198: 01-31-2012
The multipoo, George on Trek, British think they are funny on twitter, WikiLeaks founder playing himself on The Simpsons, Spam tied to risks, car chase ends in dude's bed, Seinfeld actor dead, 9 movies from Sundance that you gotta see, NBC pulls the plug on donkey seamen, cast is confirmed for AD, Fitness Geek, and dumb Facebook people.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_01_31_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 197: 01-30-2012
Published: Mon, 30 Jan 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 197: 01-30-2012
An old lady voice, Scott is Mr Mom again, Ibbott and his time in Austin, getting over bad car accidents, dragging a kid behind a car is not cool, eye's taste like oysters, testicular zapping, lego man in space, Paula Deen chowing down again, Epstein died, Python returning in Scifi film, Fear Factor is gross, Andre The Giant sings, worst song ever, Major Spoilers, Drunk Swanson, MailBagMondays, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_01_30_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 196: 01-26-2012
Published: Thu, 26 Jan 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 196: 01-26-2012
Chillaxing needs to go, Golden Girl clarification again, Forrest Forrest, taco comments, Netflix says no to video games, artificial testicles, 10 worst movies of the year, Demi Moore huffed her way to the ER, the Winklevoss dude is busted, Therapy Thursday, and Justin Philbert Young is here! (With a surprise visit from Brian Brushwood!)
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_01_26_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 195: 01-25-2012
Published: Wed, 25 Jan 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 195: 01-25-2012
Ibbott is sick, Laim does Sean, Golden Girl correction, Fletcher tribute, Chris Dodd is a fraud, nail to the brain, OSCAR time is upon us, and we weigh in with our picks and guesses, another bad taco story, Recommentals, Current Geek, and lady in a tub! All that and more awaits!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_01_25_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 194: 01-23-2012
Published: Mon, 23 Jan 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 194: 01-23-2012
Our poor Niners, Two more Towers, Schilling interview, Paterno dead, Dodd is bribing, you can't be the cougars, junk food at school is not making kids fat, dude marries dead girlfriend, OJ is Khloe's dad, Underworld is OVER doing it, Tracy Morgan rushed to hospital in SLC, Major Spoilers, David Bowie doing normal stuff, and Mailbag Mondays!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_01_23_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 193: 01-19-2012
Published: Thu, 19 Jan 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 193: 01-19-2012
The iTouch and why it needs to go away, 6 tacos in a parking lot, warehouse listeners, RIAA VP is a serious jerk, TSA searched two really old ladies, Locklear is busted, doctors that listen, Starwars show is further along than you think, Lucas to retire, Wahlberg said a bad thing, Therapy Thursday, JRY and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_01_19_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 192: 01-18-2012
Published: Wed, 18 Jan 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 192: 01-18-2012
Palm Pilots, SOPA day, PIPA day, Kingdoms is pretty awesome, Dunaway is a freak, losing 40lbs, lady wanted crack, 13 times is a lot, sex or nuggets, laughing in baggage claim, Paula Deen gets a double whammy, Vinny has a self help book, Gervais says he is so done with the Globes, Modern Family is in trouble, Tom Merritt with Current Geek, Recommentals, how many Danzigs, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_01_18_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 191: 01-17-2012
Published: Tue, 17 Jan 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 191: 01-17-2012
Pooping man at Walmart, making radar work with TMS, headphone wearing dead people on the rise, Burger King tries to deliver, the world's tiniest ear, the Peralta Reality Show, Contraband at the movies, Game of Thones has a hot date, Rosie O is a murder of endangered fish, Batman villains you will never see in the movies, Swedish idol, Fitness Geek, and Dumb Running Sonic! All that and more!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_01_17_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 190: 01-16-2012
Published: Mon, 16 Jan 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 190: 01-16-2012
Hunan Express, having 6 kids, Lord of the Watching, Rick Perry continues to say dumb stuff, Huntsman is OUT, SOPA on the shelf, Facebook after you die, the Globes, Major Spoilers, dead horse naked lady, a different take on the Christian Tebow thing, and a visit from Andrew Maine! And MORE!
Link to Episode: http://www.archive.org/download/TmsFor1-16-2012/MorningStream_01_16_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 189: 01-12-2012
Published: Thu, 12 Jan 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 189: 01-12-2012
Cleaning windows to TMS, our final report from CES, ripping off artists is not cool on facebook, the dark side of the other C word, Trek Nerd, Fox commenters are the worst about Twinkies, people who cheat cheat more, Katy Perry and Tim Tebow, Rosie O kills things, Therapy Thursday, JRY, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_01_12_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 188: 01-11-2012
Published: Wed, 11 Jan 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 188: 01-11-2012
Which would you rather do questions, IS IS, Trek Nerd, SLC is sooooo gay, Halo appears in Colorado, no lung problems for pot lovers, Fox getting all animated this year, Betty White get's Punk'd, new Police Academy coming, live action Pinocchio, Paul's new album name is crazy dumb, Nicole's Recomentals, REAL fast food, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_01_11_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 187: 01-10-2012
Published: Tue, 10 Jan 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 187: 01-10-2012
What people do while listening to this show, trek nerd, Blitzer is a little creepy, penis tattoo has unforeseen side effects, Warren Jeffs is messing around on the phones, eating healthy helps kids (duh), 20 worst songs of the 90's, the name of the Star Wars TV show, proper Bruce Almighty sequel in the works, the real deal on Micro Penises, Fitness Geek, and Twilight girl goes WAY too far! And MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_01_10_2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 186: 01-09-2012
Published: Mon, 09 Jan 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 186: 01-09-2012
The baby happened, head to the door, CES week, Colorado steamy photos, Papa John is a racist, Perry wants troops back in Iraq, Xbox and PS4 rumors, cross-dressing actors, Webster loses his house, dying at 111 years old, Chaz saving up for a sweet penis, album covers minus the dead guys, Major Spoilers, Mailbag Mondays, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_01-09-2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 185: 01-05-2012
Published: Thu, 05 Jan 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 185: 01-05-2012
2 weeks in hell, bread and circuses, Bachmann is OUT, mom shoots intruder after 911 gives the ok, AOL is still charging people for email, cancer takes a dip, we have our Star Trek villain, Sinead gets it back together again, Jersey is back, Therapy Thursday, JYI, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_01-05-2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 184: 01-04-2012
Published: Wed, 04 Jan 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 184: 01-04-2012
The gays set the record straight, where bees go, the things Mtn Dew can dissolve, shopper tries to use a million dollar bill, 12 things that will cost more in 2012, expensive fake swords, Camping is an idiot, the Simpsons were right, Arnold is wearing his ring again, who will play Elton John, Arnold is a angle, Recomentals, and TOM MERRITT are all here!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_01-04-2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 183: 01-03-2012
Published: Tue, 03 Jan 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 183: 01-03-2012
LoTR's holds up yo, a face for radio, trek nerd is back, pulling kids from the river, happy b-day Commodore, trees prevent robberies, Murdoch joins twitter, vader died, Snoop wins The Price is Right, 52 movies we all wanna see in 2012, Perlman owns hollywood, Fast Five was Fast pirated, Fitness Geek, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_01-03-2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 182: 01-02-2012
Published: Mon, 02 Jan 2012
Description: The Morning Stream 182: 01-02-2012
New years and how that all went down, kimchee, blue shells, TSA can't dress up, a SOPA pull out, new years REVOLUTIONS, you brain still works after you get it cut off, twins in two years, O'Connor blames marriage on crack, Perry and Brand divorce, 11 great movies you missed, Major Spoilers, and MORE! Welcome to 2012, suckers!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_01-02-2012.mp3
The Morning Stream 181: 12-29-2011
Published: Thu, 29 Dec 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 181: 12-29-2011
Mario Kart Heaven, Oprah has a new show, getting fat bad for health, risk of falling, satellite nearly kills a dude, SOPA people download torrents, Katy Perry and Russell on the splits, Cheetah the chimp may not be dead, Forrest Gump is IN, Therapy Thursday, JRY, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_12-29-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 180: 12-28-2011
Published: Wed, 28 Dec 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 180: 12-28-2011
Taking comics personally, 2011 political fumbles, creating deadly viruses, condoms on the set, man misses death by satellite, SNL writer dies, Heavy D flew too much, Sandusky wants to do Oprah, Fresh Prince in trouble with mom, Recommentals, Current Geek, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_12-28-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 179: 12-27-2011
Published: Tue, 27 Dec 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 179: 12-27-2011
A windex on your skin update, how bad is the Star Wars holiday special, He-Man says hey, North Korea already doing better, swine flu is back, 29th is dump GoDaddy day, shoplifting is still a thing, Van Halen is back at it, O'Connor ends marriage already, vegan black metal, The FItness Geek, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_12-27-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 178: 12-26-2011
Published: Mon, 26 Dec 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 178: 12-26-2011
Siri Stories, Ghost Proto, Christmas and how it went, Stump a STAR WARS geek, man as doctor, Palin says it's not too late, Trump says bye-bye, comet through the sun, Blair Which Pot Project, Bill shreds Ghost Busters script, De Niro a father again, Wolverine gets you in jail, defending Comic Sans, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_12-26-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 177: 12-20-2011
Published: Tue, 20 Dec 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 177: 12-20-2011
PEZ is the gift that keeps on giving, christmas plans, Kim Jong The Second, noisy toys are bad, Great Successor, Americans get arrested, Punk'd coming back, Pitts house, Lohan breaking records, and Creepy Santa photos! All that and our fitness geek for our last pre-christmas episode!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_12-20-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 176: 12-19-2011
Published: Mon, 19 Dec 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 176: 12-19-2011
Kids and Beavis, big bag of jerky, Perry the Beard Tugger, the Dear Leader is no more, xmas trees can make you sick, loud xmas toys are bad for your kids, dude assaults people with light saber, bad boxoffice again, Brad Pitts house is SOLD, Bieber and Claus, Major Spoilers and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_12-19-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 175: 12-15-2011
Published: Thu, 15 Dec 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 175: 12-15-2011
Driving with frosted windows, Cheech and Busey up to no good, more on Tim Tebow, teen drinking and smoking at a 30 year low, zombie dog, masks are stupid on kids, Matt on why he's not in the next Bourne movie, Paramount changes its logo again, Therapy Thursday, RJY and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_12-15-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 174: 12-14-2011
Published: Wed, 14 Dec 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 174: 12-14-2011
ToR Time, no more TV late at night, Bronco power, Chick-fil-A employees are jerks, driver got way too many texts, the year in banning, weird fatwas, Tony Bennett likes nude Gaga, TV commercial volume changes, Current Geek with Tom, Recomentals, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_12-14-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 173: 12-13-2011
Published: Tue, 13 Dec 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 173: 12-13-2011
Yelling penis in Walmart, RaG is dead, Mitt Romney pooped in a bucket, stealing christmas, dumb study of the week, God is saving the Broncos, Perry and his gay thing, MiB3 gets a trailer, Snoop lights it up, Duty makes Money, the Fitness Geek and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_12-13-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 172: 12-12-2011
Published: Mon, 12 Dec 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 172: 12-12-2011
Charity, Muppets, all nighters, VGA's happened, Cookie Dough can kill you, should nuns be on the pill, Lohan got her purse back, Fear Factor is gross again, box office suckin it, faces of Star Trek, awkward stock photos, and Major Spoilers to boot!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_12-12-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 171: 12-08-2011
Published: Thu, 08 Dec 2011
Description: Miyamoto, say it ain't so, Rick Perry made us sad today, cereal is FULL of sugar and other surprises, FDA says it's ok to get drunk, goodbye Harry Morgan, Alec Baldwin left twitter, Guns & Roses and others enter the hall of fame, Therapy Thursday, and Justin Robert Young is here!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_12-08-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 170: 12-07-2011
Published: Wed, 07 Dec 2011
Description: Pokemon correction, US presidents live a long ass time, Vermont is tops in US health, XXX domains are go, Baldwin tossed off a plane, 8 terrible movies, Cruise pays for fans, sucking face in Utah, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_12-07-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 169: 12-06-2011
Published: Tue, 06 Dec 2011
Description: Green lasers, NASA finds a place for us all to live, sexting is not all that popular afterall, real life Jurassic Park, Muppets are Communist, Modonna doing Super Bowl, 8 terrible holiday movies, Larry King wants to be frozen, Fitness geek, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_12-06-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 168: 12-05-2011
Published: Mon, 05 Dec 2011
Description: Muppets, getting shape, the Nook, trolls, the real ABC, Cain is out, UofU is number one, worlds largest beetle, man shot by his dog, Deliverance delivers another actor, breaking dawn continues to pwn, church just aint the same, wanna smell like JWoww, Major Spoilers visit, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_12-05-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 167: 12-01-2011
Published: Thu, 01 Dec 2011
Description: Ketchup, Kittkat news again, imprisoned on a Scientology cruise, GamePro is no more, Worms in space, Harry Potter land, Wyclef Jean is a con artist, Renner on Bourne, Therapy Thursday, and Weird Things! AND MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_12-01-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 166: 11-30-2011
Published: Wed, 30 Nov 2011
Description: Kitt Katt notes, lactic acid, dog loss, Cain main drop out, soccer balls and memory loss, morning snacking could be killing you, wifi kills your swimmers, Patrice O'Neal, Jacksons Dr gets the boot, Costello says don't by my album, TLC on virgins, Current Geek, and MORE!!!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_11-30-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 165: 11-29-2011
Published: Tue, 29 Nov 2011
Description: Number one spot in seconds flat, Kinect 2 reads lips, Utah dude says he did not watch porn on plane, gummies to party by, cyber monday records, Tobey says uncle, Mifflin paper coming your way, the Fitness Geek, Trek Trivia, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_11-29-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 164: 11-28-2011
Published: Mon, 28 Nov 2011
Description: We are back! Chatting it up about a hot new Frogpants show, the Coverathon, football, pepper spray in walmart, Utah man busted for porn on a plane, Gummy Bears that will make you high, Buzz in the bum, uninal video games,
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_11-28-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 163: 11-17-2011
Published: Thu, 17 Nov 2011
Description: Vegemite clarification, Riker Week ends, dreaming about a song for days, man calls 911 over and over about his iPhone not working, PETA is pissed at Mario, Pilot locked in a bathroom, fat kids and what they can do about it, South Park is not going anywhere, People magazine and sexy, Bieber's lady might be lying afterall, Therapy Thursdays, Justing Roberting Younging will be here, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_11-17-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 162: 11-16-2011
Published: Wed, 16 Nov 2011
Description: Skyrim is crazy, Lego Movies revisited, Riker week continues, Kotex recalled, video games are like gambling, we need space men, teeth are cool, Mad Men and Old Men, People screws up over time, The Situation sues, Bieber is out of the hot water for now, and Tom Merritt day!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_11-16-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 161: 11-15-2011
Published: Tue, 15 Nov 2011
Description: Dying highschool friends, parenthood is good, trek goodness, Riker week continues, Dukes connection, Machmann says China has it goin on, religion prevents depression, is cheese better than butter, teeth cleanings cut your heart attack risks, Community is toast, Pitts says no more after 50, Doctor Who is film bound, the Fitness Geek, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_11-15-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 160: 11-14-2011
Published: Mon, 14 Nov 2011
Description: Some Skyrim talk, food testing, Trek nerdery, Occupy Salt Lake is weird, Colorado connection to not be proud of, McRib lawsuit, more porn stars should do children's readings, Stern might have talent, Frank Miller does not like the Occupy movement at all, Major Spoilers is here, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_11-14-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 159: 11-10-2011
Published: Thu, 10 Nov 2011
Description: Bill Keane is gone, Sodium in your diet is not that bad after all, Perry still sounds drunk, vodka soaked something something, Murphy out in wake of Ratner quiting, Kutcher supports Paterno, Jacobs makes ad that turns heads, Clooney lost his yehaw on a rope, Therapy Thursday, and a Visit from Justing Robert Young! And more. And perhaps, even more.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_11-10-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 158: 11-09-2011
Published: Wed, 09 Nov 2011
Description: American Horror Story report, Herman Cain has some funny ideas, stroke to gay in seconds, Jackson's doctor is guilty, mustard burns, Ratner is fired, heavy hearts for Heavy D, DiCaprio wears a dress, Osbourne smacks ye olde head, and MORE! Also, a bit of ye olde Current Geek with Tom Merritt to boot!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_11-09-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 157: 11-08-2011
Published: Tue, 08 Nov 2011
Description: This episode of TMS might just be classified as Redonkulous. Bullying is ok in Michigan, dude got way too upset about his Star Wars figures, BK in Japan is crazy, mild burns are fixed with a little yellow mustard, Die Hard needs a boy, X-Men 2nd class underway, Lohan issue on stands just in time for Christmas, Kelly smashed her head open, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_11-08-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 156: 11-07-2011
Published: Mon, 07 Nov 2011
Description: On tap today, Dahmer hero is now a zero, quakes are rough on human life, smoking is the gateway drug for real this time, listeria outbreak worst since 1924, Rooney checks out, Bieber says he will do a DNA test, GWAR looses one of their own, William Hung is Officer Hung now, and a visit from MajorSpoilers!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_11-07-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 155: 11-03-2011
Published: Thu, 03 Nov 2011
Description: Some followup on cow pee drinks in india, prehistoric squirrels, hand transplants, zombie worms, short celeb marriages, Bubba Smith cause of death, Therapy Thursday, and Weird Things with +Justin Young and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_11-03-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 154: 11-02-2011
Published: Wed, 02 Nov 2011
Description: Uncharted 3, ER trouble, painkiller overdoses on the rise, Movember is on the rise, cow pee is good, 2 headed snakes are scary, Bieber says no to out of wedlock baby siring, Johansson breaks her silence, Current Geek, Recommentals, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_11-02-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 153: 11-01-2011
Published: Tue, 01 Nov 2011
Description: McRibb facts, Disney is in big with Amazon, 7 billion people, frankenstein mosquitoes, FDA and black licorice, 2 headed snakes, swift and her naked truth, rowling and who she almost killed off, Henry Cavil is ripped, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_11-01-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 152: 10-31-2011
Published: Mon, 31 Oct 2011
Description: Halloween musings, more food testing, dentist plans halloween candy buy back, man steals a sandwich, FBI sees the Juggalos as a threat, Gaga and halloween, Puss is tops, In Living Color living in color again soon, Gaga in Lettuce, and MUCH more!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_10-31-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 151: 10-27-2011
Published: Thu, 27 Oct 2011
Description: Nokia Keynotes are weird, more food testing, Utah mom sells daughters virginity, dentist wants to buy your candy, big nuke goes away, NBC gonna do the whitehouse big time, Winehouse drank a lot, Tyler doing find after fall in tub, and MORE! Wendi will be here for Therapy Thursday, and +Justin Young as well! He has weird things to talk about no doubt. :)
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_10-27-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 150: 10-26-2011
Published: Wed, 26 Oct 2011
Description: Desk problems, TSA tries to be funny, the Shithead song, Gadhafi buried, nuke goes bye bye, the germiest places in america, Lohan in Playboy, 10 celebs that married young people, Rooney in hospital, Recommittals, Current Geek, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_10-26-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 149: 10-25-2011
Published: Tue, 25 Oct 2011
Description: Rag is hard, tasting is good, fitness is hard, Netflix in the UK, Obama follows through on Bush promises, McRib is back, Utah trainer gains weight, Darrell Hammond did some hard drugs, Zombieland is going to tv, and way way more.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_10-25-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 148: 10-24-2011
Published: Mon, 24 Oct 2011
Description: We get all up in your grill about Blizzcon, more food testing, shark patrols, Perry and birthers, Camping got it wrong...again, 6 dumb things movies taught us, Lennon's tooth, Zombieland as a TV show, Madonna needs to help her brother, Two and a Half Men goes half again, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_10-24-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 146: 10-19-2011
Published: Wed, 19 Oct 2011
Description: Scott's eyes and his display, more food, pot is ok, swearing on TV, 6 mind blowing space discoveries, eating light bulbs, Jane is Addicted again, and I am NOT 40! All that and more! Did I mention the tripple threat of Nicole Spag Tom Merritt & Justin Young ??
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_10-19-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 145: 10-18-2011
Published: Tue, 18 Oct 2011
Description: Sesame Street invaded by porn, Family lost in a corn maze, Herman Cain imagines, pot should be legal according to half of us, teen agression tied to swearing, Walking Dead records, Statham in Transformers, Arnold in his new film, Nazi Pope, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_10-18-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 144: 10-17-2011
Published: Mon, 17 Oct 2011
Description: iPhone 4s, Brian's time in SLC, Real Steel, more food testing, bad crash at the IndyCar finale, pot smoking, Google is a Buzzkiller, Paula Deen is hot, Real Steal did well, Qunito qomes out, no more Angels, Fred Durst has a TV show, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_10-17-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 143: 10-12-2011
Published: Wed, 12 Oct 2011
Description: We try some weird out of country candy, the rapture is back, DC threat thwarted, pot in the brownies, old car again, zombie movie gets raided, other zombie movie gets hurt, Bardem confirms bond role, Austin Powers villain kills again, and MUCHO more.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_10-12-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 142: 10-11-2011
Published: Tue, 11 Oct 2011
Description: Apocolypto, GEEX, Dr Pepper dude campain, the breast milk, bleach fight, oldest car on sale, Real Steel does well, Sony gets the Jobs deal, excited announcers at the wrong time, Fonz mo-mo is up for auction, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_10-11-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 141: 10-10-2011
Published: Mon, 10 Oct 2011
Description: iPhone 4s coming, 6 frogpants shows, Netflix changes their minds...again, suing over bad trailers, Romney gets support from the front runners, We Built This City sucks, The Simpsons survive another day, I Do for the 3rd time, Weezer loses a friend, pooping on a police car, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_10-10-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 140: 10-06-2011
Published: Thu, 06 Oct 2011
Description: We talk about the Steve Jobs legacy, and a few personal notes in that regard, more food testing, MS bringing TV to Xbox, the Broken Penis syndrome, the poverty muppet, Therapy Thursday, and a visit from Weirdthingsdotcom's own +Justin Young !
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_10-06-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 139: 10-05-2011
Published: Wed, 05 Oct 2011
Description: More Canadian and Irish food testing, brian tells us about his physical, iPhone 4s is a thing, breast implants save, listeria still a threat, Occupy more cities, vocal hemorrhage, FOX needs money for The Simpsons, Jenna Fischer has a kid, NBC hates Playboy bunnies, and visits from +Nicole Spag & +Tom Merritt !
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_10-05-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 138: 10-04-2011
Published: Tue, 04 Oct 2011
Description: We do some more weird food testing, Apple's big day, and our predictions, coffee powered car is fast, Ken Burns is the man, Ozone hole!!!, microbe that turns your pee to rocket fuel, Fitness Geek, Spock says he is through, who wants Arrested Development, Tone Loc is funky cold guilty, Madonna at the Superbowl, and the return of the potential wardrobe malfunction, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_10-04-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 137: 10-03-2011
Published: Mon, 03 Oct 2011
Description: More exotic crappy food testing, Scott tells the tale of last week, Occupy Wall Street, man drops daughter, Twitter tracks our happiness, more money for seeing 3D movies, the Uniboob, 12 things about Waldo, Arrested Development coming BACK, Gene Simmons ties the knot, Kutcher and Moore call it quits, Russell to replace Costner, Groundhog Day, and MORE! (+Stephen Schleicher will be here as well for Major Spoilers!)
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_10-03-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream A LOOK BACK!
Published: Thu, 29 Sep 2011
Description: No live show today, but instead a fun look back at TMS of old! Thx to Rob from Chicago and Ibbott for putting this together!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/TheBestofTMS1.mp3
The Morning Stream 136: 09-28-2011
Published: Wed, 28 Sep 2011
Description: More food testing this morning, the Amazon thing, cantaloupe death on the rise, pork with what in it?, dinner is good for kids, Busey and Haggard, Rooney retires, Jackson before death, and MORE! Did I mention that we should be hearing from +Nicole Spag & +Tom Merritt today? Well, we should!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_09-28-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 135: 09-27-2011
Published: Tue, 27 Sep 2011
Description: More weird regional live food tasting, the kitty story, the Utah Undies Run, 6 laws you already broke, family dinner helps teens not be lame, 18 REALLY offensive food products, Gary Busey and Ted Haggard, Fitness Geek, Spears in Trouble, lesbians on a plane, too loud for his own good, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_09-27-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 134: 09-26-2011
Published: Mon, 26 Sep 2011
Description: Scott recounts the big dance Saturday night, moms are pissed about icecream, one man and his bucket of urine, Rick Perry is sleepy, Amazon tablet this week, hair loss is tied to something new, Dorito man dies, Abduction is bad, Lion King is king again, Jim Henson, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_09-26-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 133: 09-22-2011
Published: Thu, 22 Sep 2011
Description: Rick Perry goes all Armageddon on us with his new ad campaign, mom killed over Lavigne tickets, craziest headline ever, Ziggy creator died, Cable Guy ain't got nothing on his real life counterpart, Dinklage and next season, REM calls it quits, is Nick Cage a vampire, Wendy with Therapy Thursday,and +Justin Young joins us for Weird Things! All that and more!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_09-22-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 132: 09-20-2011
Published: Tue, 20 Sep 2011
Description: More thoughts on the netflix thing, CBS is pretending they are already dead, things that apple is worth more than, 12 celebs that have killed before, Baldwin and his story, Travolta's car is missing, Fitness Geek, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_09-20-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 131: 09-19-2011
Published: Mon, 19 Sep 2011
Description: Real life weekend at Burnie's, Pat Robertson is heartless, Superman Burgler found, dude keeps arm in the air for 38 years, our Emmy wrapup, Sheen goes nice, Frances Bay dies, dude from the Room does a web series, the worst comic book covers ever, +Stephen Schleicher is here, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_09-19-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 130: 09-15-2011
Published: Thu, 15 Sep 2011
Description: Teen faking cancer for cash, video games are crazy subsidized, could contagion happen, Palin is said to be quite the party animal, Cage and his fudge sickle eating intruder, Scarlett lets it all hang out, and MORE! Therapy Thursdays with Wendi, as well as a visit from Justin Young !
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_09-15-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 129: 09-14-2011
Published: Wed, 14 Sep 2011
Description: Video games are getting the breaks, Contagion plausible, six inch what in my what, Tyler Perry is rich, Houston to be in a movie, Game of Thrones accident, +Tom Merritt & +Nicole Spag and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_09-14-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 128: 09-13-2011
Published: Tue, 13 Sep 2011
Description: We chat it up live about super earths, spongebob in hot water, orangutan gets no more smokes, gamestop taking your phone in trade, 20 new grandpa naming trends, point break getting a remake, Carrie Fisher facts, dead man in a hot tub, our fitness geek, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_09-13-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 127: 09-12-2011
Published: Mon, 12 Sep 2011
Description: We tackle some thoughts about the ten year anniversary of 9-11, a couple of plane scares yesterday, GOP debates in 45 seconds, dying from hot beef fat injections to the face, Max Payne 3 is expensive, mysterious grey blobs, sad Spartacus news, Contagion did well, Cliff Robertson is no more, movies named for dude bits, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_09-12-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 126: 09-08-2011
Published: Thu, 08 Sep 2011
Description: Talking why people love a good conspiracy theory with Therapy Thurday's Wendi Dunford! Plus, Diablo III invites, the mystery peanut, XXX domains are live, Gumby robs a store, Futurama finale sounds fantastic, Reese Witherspoon gets hit by an old lady, +Justin Young will be joining us, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_09-08-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 125: 09-07-2011
Published: Wed, 07 Sep 2011
Description: Why online passes are dumb, Texas fires, 21ft crocs, choking on dinner, 150 offspring, Beetlejuice getting a remake, Murphy official for Oscars 2012, AMH arrested, 20 worst lines in movie history, and MORE! Plus, visits from Tom Merritt & Nicole Spag!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_09-07-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 124: 09-06-2011
Published: Tue, 06 Sep 2011
Description: Farting lady at IKEA, space junk is a problem, Apple is tightening up after a big leak, worst songs of the 90's, choking on your flight meal, 150 kids for one dude, Lauren Bush Lauren, Madonna still sings, Chaz wants a penis, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_09-06-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 123: 09-05-2011
Published: Mon, 05 Sep 2011
Description: Burning Man happened, missing guns, shark bites are scary, 12 McDonalds menu items that did NOT succeed at all, brain facts, dumbest headline of the day, Boxoffice numbers, Billie Joe booted off a plane, LaToya with nail trouble, Eddie Murphy making a come back, Major Spoilers time, and MUCH more!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_09-05-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 122: 09-01-2011
Published: Thu, 01 Sep 2011
Description: Do Sex game, buying wooden iPads, 12 movie titles that mean something else, Chaz Bono stuff, Steven Seagal is busted, Sherlock does Snape, Number one issue hits DC, Ironman is having a baby, Lautner says its all about character, plus Therapy Thursday with Wendi, and Weird Things with +Justin Young ! And MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_09-01-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 121: 08-31-2011
Published: Wed, 31 Aug 2011
Description: We hit hard-hitting stuff like, why we might finally start watching Sons of Anarchy, Irene power outages, space station news, Bachmann and why she's not gonna work out, newborn rate news, Kim K song SUCKS, Bieber and his crash, Ed 'Neil gets his due, porn ends, and MUCH more. Tom and Nicole are here too!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_08-31-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 120: 08-30-2011
Published: Tue, 30 Aug 2011
Description: We do an update with the fitness geek, Bachmann's message about god and hurricanes, Sebastian Bach loses all his stuff, Warren Jeffs is in a coma, eye socket impaling, Matthew Fox is a scoundrel, Courtney Stodden does not get twitter, Brad Pitt is a hero, Austin Powers actor is in serious trouble, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_08-30-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 119: 08-29-2011
Published: Mon, 29 Aug 2011
Description: Can't avoid chatting about Irene a bit to start things off, snake couple going to jail, The Wahlbergers, hidden images in logos, bee stings are on the rise, VMA's, reality and the walk of fame, new Flatliners coming, odd celeb hobbies, Tron is getting a divorce, Chase on Fletch, and much more!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_08-29-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 118: 08-25-2011
Published: Thu, 25 Aug 2011
Description: A whole different kind of Jobs loss today, snake couple faces prison, the penis doctor won, screw you, GameStop, Walk of Fame for reality stars, Carrie Fisher eyes her golden bikini again, odd celeb hobbies, and 20 ways to feel older! All that plus Wendi and +Justin Young !
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_08-25-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 117: 08-24-2011
Published: Wed, 24 Aug 2011
Description: Today, we get a visit from +Tom Merritt & +Nicole Spag, plus earthquake talk, thirsty kids stuck in chimneys, accidentally removing a penis is a bad idea, Whinehouse update, the Smiths are alright, Disney says fert to Marvel, and Megan Fox says goodbye to Monroe! AND MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_08-24-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 116: 08-23-2011
Published: Tue, 23 Aug 2011
Description: Today we tackle stuff like Scott and his spit on a stranger story, pets having plastic surgery, sexting ring busted, midget football under fire, sex appeal and the way you hold your neck, our Fitness Geek returns, a new Blade Runner in the works, Smell-o-vision, Burt has money problems, Winslet saves the day, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_08-23-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 115: 08-18-2011
Published: Thu, 18 Aug 2011
Description: Well of course Wendi is back with Therapy Thursdays, along with Justin Robert Young with his take on Weird Things, plus a 600,000 dollar burrito, the trouble with Twins, Tampa is feeling grateful right now, a mom and her bacteria, lost Dr. Seuss stories, The Trek Nerd, Depardieu pees on a plane, box office doing well despite crappy economy, and how the weekend movies are looking! And MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_08-18-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 114: 08-17-2011
Published: Wed, 17 Aug 2011
Description: On today's entry, we'll chat about PS3 price cuts, 10 animals that bleed blue, Jersey Shore branding problems, addiction is a brain disease, nice people earn less, Arrested Development movie news, silences, white people rapping, Glee 3D tanks, 10 thinks you did NOT know about The Fly, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_08-17-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 113: 08-16-2011
Published: Tue, 16 Aug 2011
Description: We talk about the troubles of having daughters. And, we tackle fish kill probes, Madoff's wife finally gets the hint, a drug that could kill anything, iPad 3 was cancelled why again, Conan the Barbarian reviews are trickling in, 16 things to never microwave, TLC cancels Kate + 8, and MORE! Join me and +Brian Ibbott another dose of morning frogpantery.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_08-16-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 112: 08-15-2011
Published: Mon, 15 Aug 2011
Description: I talk about rude people at pawn shops, and then: Drunk dudes peeing on stuff, anti-gay politician gets busted trying to get all gay in this hizzouse, Bert and Ernie are not what people think, 10 of the most hated people in the US, funeral for dude in a chimney, new Austin Powers, Lego Arrestled Development, Apes rocks the boxoffice...again, and MUCH more!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_08-15-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 111: 08-11-2011
Published: Thu, 11 Aug 2011
Description: We have a load of stuff today, not the least of which will be another Therapy Thursday with Wendi Dunford, and a visit by +Justin Young for the Weird Things segment! Plus:
A conversation with a wow playing water in a chinese restaurant. Dude shoots his unit off with his wife's pink pistol, 83 year old women getting breast implants, The Facebook Rapture, fried butter on a stick, GI Joe 2, the aftermath of Jason Voorhees, the new SpreadEagle movie, Black gets out of school, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_08-11-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 110: 08-10-2011
Published: Wed, 10 Aug 2011
Description: The Superheroes Documentary, wikipedia is too easy to mess with, London rioting updates, Machmann and her horrific Newsweek cover, Apple and Exxon, huge ice chunks, smoking in the morning, recommentals w/ +Nicole Spag , Current Geek w/ +Tom Merritt , Bewitched Reboots, Anne Hathaway dishes on Batman, Kid is busted, Shaq has a nasty tape to protect, and loads more.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_08-10-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 109: 08-09-2011
Published: Tue, 09 Aug 2011
Description: Kim is gone, and we talk about why that's a problem. We also talk of tea party downgrades, london looting, spermless mosquitoes, men with breasts, mini-skirt mondays, Kanye West goes south, Mad Men finally underway, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_08-09-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 108: 08-08-2011
Published: Mon, 08 Aug 2011
Description: We talk a whole mess about the Apes movie, and why scott saw it twice over the weekend. Also, he is on his own again this week which means he will eat bad, sadly. Also, the effect of the credit rating change the US got over the weekend, teen smoking on the rise again, shark found in New Hampshire, 8 crazy food mascots, Stanos heading to Men anyway, Short Circuit getting a reboot, and 10 things about TOS that you did not know!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_08-08-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 107: 08-04-2011
Published: Thu, 04 Aug 2011
Description: We chat about the movies this weekend, especially the ones with apes in them, the fake IE story, why the moon is shaped funny, V Tech having issues this morning, teen having a bomb strapped to her neck, Bud getting a new look, splitting atoms at home, Therapy Thursdays, Weird Things, Marg is leaving, Bubba Smith died, and MUCH more!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_08-04-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 106: 08-03-2011
Published: Wed, 03 Aug 2011
Description: We help AIE pick what faction to play in Old Republic! Dying from playing Xbox, poor dude lost his head trying out his new hovercraft, beagle gloss in the dark, Matt Damon on teachers, recommittals, Current Geek, Solo on Smurfs, Trek theme park in Jordan, 10 thinks you did not know about Weird Science, Morpheus to play Perry White, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_08-03-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 105: 08-02-2011
Published: Tue, 02 Aug 2011
Description: We talk about Brian's birthday, black spider men, debt ceiling stuff, colon cleansing, 20 words that need to go, Boba Fett Carbonite Crunch, old men blaming things on satan, lopes to return Idol, buy Smiths house, Shawshank tree is dying, how reality tv is killing scripted tv, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_08-02-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 104: 08-01-2011
Published: Mon, 01 Aug 2011
Description: Scott talks about douches at the movie theater, captain america, Hitler and Lincoln, debt ceiling being raised, IQ and brewer use, Weiner will not dance with the stars, Foxconn robot revolution, Morrissey still hates fast food, Major Spoilers, Winehouse might have died from cold turkey, dudes do NOT have Bieber Fever, new Mister Rogers cartoon, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_08-01-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 103: 07-28-2011
Published: Thu, 28 Jul 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 103: 07-28-2011
Scott ate WAY too much food while the family was away. How to stop hiccups, a massive 3DS price drop, Lucas loses his court case, DOS is 30, Disney's house is up for sale, Chicken Nuggets are BAD, Therapy Thursdays, Weird Things, Alex Trebek is a freak, Hefner says his hot ex is lying, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_07-28-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 102: 07-27-2011
Published: Wed, 27 Jul 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 102: 07-27-2011
Wu is in trouble, Miccky D's is getting better at not killing fat kids, self surgery with a butter knife, recommittals, current geek, Winehouse album sales surge, Walking Dead loses a show runner, never seen Hugh naked, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_07-27-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 101: 07-26-2011
Published: Tue, 26 Jul 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 101: 07-26-2011
Ibbott recounts his iPhone in the ocean story, Scott will never eat raw steak again, Norway is still trying to recover from attacks, penis size study is dumb, NFL lockout is OVER, Patrick is getting married, a BIG SDCC'11 wrap-up, Amy Whinehouse is dead, Cavill says new Superman is awesome, 25 men that look like old lesbians, Captain not quite the box office smash we thought, Nevermind photographer wants to recreate his masterwork, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_07-26-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 100: 07-21-2011
Published: Thu, 21 Jul 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 100: 07-21-2011
Apple does a new blowout of changes, Bachmann has bad headaches, TSA changing how they see us, Loch Ness has a sister in Alaska, Wendi is here with Therapy Thursdays, and so is JRY with weird things, Comicon stuff, Lost actor and his 16 year old wife, Carter to join cast of Lone Ranger, Zach Braff is NOT gay, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_07-21-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 99: 07-20-2011
Published: Wed, 20 Jul 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 99: 07-20-2011
Scott tells the tale of the broken crown, funny Harry Potter protest, Bill Gates says we need a new toilet, women send way more sexts than dudes do, kids are safer with Nanna driving, Current Geek with Tom Merritt, Recommentals with Nicole, Joey has a new song, Spiderman trailer is kind of awesome, Hefner says he dodged a bullet, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_07-20-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 98: 07-19-2011
Published: Tue, 19 Jul 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 98: 07-19-2011
Male heart attack victims are weird, Shatner kicked form G+, Borders says bye bye, awful loophole in the justice system. straight man turned away from blood bank because he seemed too gay, Dark Knight rises stuff, the Howling Reborn, The Dark Tower get's smashed, Emma Watson to be a Beauty, Buscemi refuses to fix his teeth, Black has a new single, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_07-19-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 97: 07-18-2011
Published: Mon, 18 Jul 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 97: 07-18-2011
Our thoughts on the new HP movie, off-brand video games, and what scott did on his birthday. Plus, Rumsfeld stopped and touched gently by the TSA, The Rock could be your new president, Bachman says CHOOT SPAH, Vegas has sick people, big forks help you eat less, NFL running back running back to Utah to face charges, 10 great Ford moments, Nintendo 3DS has the netflix now, Tone Loc has a big gun, and 10 things you didn't know about Diehard! All that and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_07-18-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 96: 07-14-2011
Published: Thu, 14 Jul 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 96: 07-14-2011
The Emmys are in, and we talk about those a bit, plus, food gonna get less fat for kids, no need to remove kids cause they are fat, stinky feet to help prevent malaria deaths, pills found to kick some HIV ass, Wendi is here, so is JRY, Ted Danson to take over CSI, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_07-14-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 95: 07-13-2011
Published: Wed, 13 Jul 2011
Description: the Morning Stream 95: 07-13-2011
Google+ is growing and fast, your dog is not as sniffable as you think it is, EA to buy PopCap, huge dust storms to be the norm in the southwest, cutting off stuff with 10 inch wives, Nicole with Recommentals, Tom with Current Geek, Sherwood Shwartz dies, the new Potter movie is super sad, Arnold in a new movie coming out, Kunis is a trek fan, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_07-13-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 94: 07-12-2011
Published: Tue, 12 Jul 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 94: 07-12-2011
16 pound baby born in texas, Betty Ford has died, Obama and the Internets, Smart gets a deal with ABC, Mass Effect movie happening, Major Spoilers, Harry Potter star wants to rap, Black has a new single coming soon, Breast Practices, Not all is well at Archie Comics, Gaga might be dying, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_07-12-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 93: 07-11-2011
Published: Sun, 10 Jul 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 93: 07-11-2011
No regular episode today, but instead, we give you the Nerdtacular 2011 game show that we've been promising for so long. :) Enjoy!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_07-11-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 92: 07-07-2011
Published: Thu, 07 Jul 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 92: 07-07-2011
Mr Scott Fletcher joins us today! Ibbott is on the road! 25 dumb Tea Party questions for the Twitter Town Hall. Facebook gets all Skypy, Grizzly Bears still a threat, giant Wombat fossil found, surgical implants to get a bomb past the TSA, flying car ready to roll, Port Man's new baby, Harry Peter has campers, James Spader is official now, and LOADS more.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_07-07-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 91: 07-06-2011
Published: Wed, 06 Jul 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 91: 07-06-2011
We talk a mess about leaked Thundercats footage, we test out Google+ Hangouts for reals, tainted sprout seeds, Sony planning on a new PSN design, Twitter value being through the roof, nude mole rats, Tom Merritt, Nicole Spag, LED moons, Rick Springfield is in trouble, Sheen roast is a coming, the money actresses, Walken will play Zeus, and more Game of Thrones talk.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_07-06-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 90: 07-05-2011
Published: Tue, 05 Jul 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 90: 07-05-2011
We recap our 4th of July, play a funny trek song, and talk about 11 amendments that never made it, Fox losing control of its twitter account, Transformers cleaning up at the box office, a body in a pool for almost three days, what your ring finger tells you, Radcliffe and his drinking problem, best movies of 2011 so far, Flynt's daughter is in trouble for grinding, and MUCH more!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_07-05-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 89: 07-04-2011
Published: Mon, 04 Jul 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 89: 07-04-2011
Scott recounts his time at the cabin last week, while Brian tells tale of the Anoyatron. Plus, Google+, Hansen busted in undercover sting, Python doing a movie together, Soundgarden back in the garden, Bug Penis is REALLY loud, Harrison Ford thinks LaBeouf is an idiot, MJ gave Aaron Carter coke at age 15, Sheen did steroids on set of Major League, Meyers tries to end it all, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_07-04-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 88: 06-28-2011
Published: Tue, 28 Jun 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 88: 06-28-2011
Racism, Utah gunman likes Facebook, video games win, anti-groping, a nice way to protect your biking junk, thriller jacket was expensive, Buddy Holly at 12, Hefner has a new lady now, Harper to die on 2.5 men, Hanks says YES to new Toy Story film.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_06-28-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 87: 06-27-2011
Published: Mon, 27 Jun 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 87: 06-27-2011
Lots of talk about Ketchup, kissing kids, painting, and MORE! Plus, TSA is now patting down diaper wearing grandmas, gay pride in NY, Billy The Kid is expensive, women love the horse semen, Stephen stops by with some Major Spoilers, Spader to take the top spot on The Office, Jamie Fox is in Django, Peter Falk dies, and more!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_06-27-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 86: 06-23-2011
Published: Thu, 23 Jun 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 86: 06-23-2011
Big show today! We talk about what the crap Pottermore turned out to be, the Amish Sexter, PopCap is expensive, Chick-Fil-A does not like the gays much, US Air lets a dude ride in a plane in his ladies panties, Wendi is here for Therapy Thursdays, we check in with Nicole, Mark, Marc, and Patrick on the north rim, JRY joins us again for Weird things, Ryan Dunn was super drunk, Tobey is in trouble, John Hughes remembered, Katy Perry used to tape her boobs, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_06-23-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 85: 06-22-2011
Published: Wed, 22 Jun 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 85: 06-22-2011
My walking path lady story, Apple iPhone 5, Hulu getting sold, Rowling about to lay the smack down, 10 things you never wanna hear, Perry uses Tweeeeter, Nicole joins us for Recamentals, Tom joins us for Current Geek, Tracy Morgan is really sorry, Jackson was killed, Dunn's death gets Ebert into some hot water, 51 year old actor marries a 16 year old, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_06-22-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 84: 06-21-2011
Published: Tue, 21 Jun 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 84: 06-21-2011
We talk a bit about why my alarm no longer works, among other things. Plus, Ryan Dunn dies, Obama is on twitter for real this time, USA still has it when it comes to super computers, Palin gets trademarked, Nick joins us, so does Stephen, Tone Loc is busted, Hefner's Revenge, Shatner says no to Star Trek 2, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_06-21-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 83: 06-20-2011
Published: Mon, 20 Jun 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 83: 06-20-2011
We talk a ton about N11, how it went, who we met, and what we think. Plus a few clips from the event as well. Plus, trek nerd stumpage, soap saving lives, KFC doing something dumb in Utah, prehistoric bison, Clemons dies, Flynt wants to put Weiner to work, Sean Bean gets stabbed, Star Wars facts, and unfortunate last films for dead actors.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_06-20-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 82: 06-14-2011
Published: Tue, 14 Jun 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 82: 06-14-2011
Randy joins us while we pick teams for N11! Plus, Bachmann is now in the running, Facebook is worth 100 billion dollars, a great sounding Weiner clip, the Heat did NOT win, Avengers gets a promo poster, questions with Nick, checking in with Bronco, Tracy Morgan is more sorry than you thought, 2.99 to watch Friday, KSL kills the Playboy Club, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_06-14-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 81: 06-13-2011
Published: Mon, 13 Jun 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 81: 06-13-2011
Vertigo, Nerdtacular, and stuff...oh my. We tough on trying to find Osama's body in the ocean, Starbucks and cameras, Harold Camping has a stroke, Weiner pics continue to surface, as does his plans to take some time out, 3200 body piercings, Chupacabra klled in Mexico, the DC comics thing with Major Spoilers, Russell Crowe in some Twitter trouble, as is Tracy Morgan, what Anne Coulter says about gay kids, MTV cancels Skins, Dane Cook and his dog finding on Twitter, a Mashup and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_06-13-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 80: 06-09-2011
Published: Thu, 09 Jun 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 80: 06-09-2011
Scott tells his dog mating, milk story. Brian shares some local news. Later on, they both measure the distance between their nipples. Also, more Weiner stuff, Michelle Obama appearing on iCarley, National Park giving Palin preferential treatment, protecting your brain with exercise, drinking too much coffee will make you hear things, Therapy Thursdays with Wendi, Weird Things with JRY, Baldwin running for office in NY, Hulk Hogan is pissed, Aronofsky is doing a Noah's Ark movie, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_06-09-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 79: 06-08-2011
Published: Wed, 08 Jun 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 79: 06-08-2011
We find out about Nicoles's big project! Also, Nintendo has a new thing, Trump think's Weiner is a psycho, more photos are being held, and more about his porn pen pals, the sun is scary, some recommentals, Tom Merrit with some current geek, Flava Flav did a lot of coke, Nelson owes 500 bucks for drug bust, Human Cent II is really really bad, Kevin Smith gets a new reality series that we care about, Gaga has a rat named Black Jesus, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_06-08-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 78: 06-07-2011
Published: Tue, 07 Jun 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 78: 06-07-2011
Talking about tweeting like a freak, and Brian has some sad news. Also, recap of all the happenings at WWDC and E3 yesterday, the deal with Weiner texting, 8 reasons to love Green Lantern's movie, the Thriller Jacket up for auction, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_06-07-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 77: 06-06-2011
Published: Mon, 06 Jun 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 77: 06-06-2011
Talk a bit about First Class and how Master Chief is a JERK! Plus, Palin and her sense of american history, Kevorkian is dead, Shaq calls it quits, Bounce House goes for a flying lesson, naked dudes jumping in pools, some Major Spoilers, Sinatra took 12 showers a day, Capt. Kirk is scared of space travel, James Arness dies, Where is Gene Hackman? Lost star sued, LaBooooof says stuff about Fox, and Norway has their own Rebekka Black. And MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_06-06-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 76: 06-02-2011
Published: Thu, 02 Jun 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 76: 06-02-2011
Newspaper delivery dude story, ibbots travel plan changes are expensive, The Vita news, Denver is full of penis things, cellphone cancer spike not happening, the oscars decided what is or isn't animation, Wendi is back with Therapy Thursdays, and JRY is back with Weird Things, Gaga on top, Cosby show lady died, Hunger Games plan, Marilyn Monroe would be 85, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_06-02-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 74: 05-31-2011
Published: Tue, 31 May 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 74: 05-31-2011
LA Noire talk, what Scott is still digesting, and more! Married people are no longer the majority in America, GameStop honors decade old pre-orders, dancing at the Jefferson, Nam has a snake problem, Sony Spoof, Nick and Chris join us, Hobbit gets dates and names, Hawkman getting his own movie, Obama got a free copy of The Witcher 2 from Poland, Hot Dog Horrors, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05-31-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 73: 05-30-2011
Published: Mon, 30 May 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 73: 05-30-2011
Scott talks about racism and witches at dinner last night, no more food pyramid, Gaza gets a gateway, Italy wants to bust a dude for not predicting earthquakes, Utah gets weirder with the gold and silver stuff, Stephen here again with Major Spoilers talk, Jeff Conaway dies, Jane Seymour backtracks, dude wants to bomb tv station for playing 2 and a half men episodes, Hangover II doing well with the money, and not with critics, Rays apologize for Avril's potty mouth, Aguilera is a huge gaming nerd, some bad singing, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05-30-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 72: 05-26-2011
Published: Thu, 26 May 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 72: 05-26-2011
The tornado talk comes up again, Elizabeth Smart has her head on strait while justice is done, Scott likes Swamp People, Loughner is found not ready to stand trial, Russian teen kills herself because of the Rapture crap, Therapy Thursdays with Wendi, Weird Things with Justin Robert Young, Shriver narc'd her husband out, expensive rings, Xmen doing well, Taylor Swift writes music on the can, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05-26-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 71: 05-25-2011
Published: Wed, 25 May 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 71: 05-25-2011
Happy Towel Day! Also, the Joplin tornados, measles are up in the US this year, Ford making a car seat that can tell if you are having a heart attack, USDA says pinker pork is ok, some netflix recomentals, Current Geek with Tom, Hangover II not looking good, Letterman's notes are tasty, Eddy James Olmos joins the Dexter cast, Tiger wants you to give a million to charity, Jersey Shore has a big fat fight, 25% of wresleters from Mania VII have died, and much more! Special Guest Host, Scott Fletcher in the house!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05-25-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 70: 05-24-2011
Published: Tue, 24 May 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 70: 05-24-2011
Another Game of Thrones update, some followups to Campings end of the world rants, Sony's 171 million dollar problem, man attacks a woman with a pool noodle, why people get zits, red meat gives you bum cancer, my ManGrate chicken, how the Rapture Savage painting was created, Jane Semour has stuff to say, KISS guitarist in the slammer, the new Muppets trailer, Randy was a coffee freak, and WAY more!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05-24-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 69: 05-23-2011
Published: Mon, 23 May 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 69: 05-23-2011
We talk about Brian's scooter story, my hail storm, and Brian finishing Portal 2. Then we talk about judgement day not happening yet, the death of the Macho Man, a dude that can move now after years of being totally paralyzed, German insurance orgies, Disney ride getting a TSA treatment, Major Spoilers time with Stephen, Pirates 4 made an ass load of money, Titanic 3D is coming in 2012, Dunst won something in France, Sarah Palin thinks Arnold is disgusting, Krispy Kreme is making more money than ever, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05-23-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 68: 05-19-2011
Published: Thu, 19 May 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 68: 05-19-2011
We give away a N'11 ticket! Scott talks about LA Noir. Osama audio he recorded before his death, the secret service tweets and then untweets, Madof's wine went for a pretty penny, planets are way more numerous than we thought, Wendi is here for another Therapy Thursday, Weird Things with JRY, Grease star on his deathbed, 40 reasons why the world will end Saturday, and the signs of such, and 40 things that will make you all feel OLD!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05-19-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 67: 05-18-2011
Published: Wed, 18 May 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 67: 05-18-2011
Our addiction to goofy girl games on iOS, people want to fire Ronald, Netflix now commands 30% of web traffic now, lots of coffee will help you not have cancer, big border bologna bust, horse herpes, life savings for doomsday, Nicole returns, a current geek article, Arnold's other kids react, Napoleon Dynamite cartoon is greenlit, Sheen borrowed 10 million for who knows why, Armie Hammer to play the lone ranger, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05-18-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 66: 05-17-2011
Published: Tue, 17 May 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 66: 05-17-2011
We talk about breast feeding dolls, Game of Thrones, Trek Nerds, Huckabee, Trump not running for president, the Sahara closing down, Mass people flipping out about the Relaxation Brownie, Nick joines us, as does Chris Renshaw, Flintstones coming to TV in 2013, Depp and the Queen are related, Tom Sizemore is in trouble again, and a LOAD more!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05-17-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 65: 05-16-2011
Published: Mon, 16 May 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 65: 05-16-2011
We chat a bit about Thor, Scott's cop problem, and ibbots trip to see the Cars. Also, Bin Laden's Porn Stash, a horrible crime happened, Huckabee says Trump has what it takes, David's unit is making people mad in Texas, Dumbest Defendant ever, Major Spoilers talk with Stephen, chatting with Ken from The Geek Dad Wired blog about his new book. the return of Celebrity Apprentice, Kutcher joining 2.5 Men, 26 Days Later for PSN, great actors who played crappy villains, Poop my Dad Says is cancelled, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05-16-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 64: 05-12-2011
Published: Thu, 12 May 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 64: 05-12-2011
Scott tells the story of another weird dog following him in the morning, two earthquakes in Spain, Bin Laden pictures leave no doubt for a few senators, his other plans that may have been foiled, mothers of twins live way longer, Super Sherpa strikes again, Wendi joins us again, same with Justin Robert Young, 2 and a half Hugh Grants, Glee does Friday, Fox gives the axe to five primetime shows, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05-12-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 63: 05-11-2011
Published: Wed, 11 May 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 63: 05-11-2011
100000 facebook apps have been leaking your personal data for years, breast feeding helps kids in life, and we have a med student to help back that up, YouTube gonna double their movie offerings, some Recomentals, Current Geek with Tom, the next Fast and Furious movie is coming, we just know it, Lady Gaga to release music through FarmVille, Pomplamoose did Angry Birds, Rebekka Black needs to worry less, Bieber barfer, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05-11-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 62: 05-10-2011
Published: Tue, 10 May 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 62: 05-10-2011
Bin Laden's favorite things, his compound as a Counter-Strike map, McDonalds is moderning things up, river is cresting on the Mississippi, MS to acquire Skype, Nick with 3 questions, Whitney Houston in rehab again, Fast Five is cleaning up, Arnold and Maria call it quits after 25 years, Betty White and Bea Aurthur did not get along, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05-10-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 61: 05-09-2011
Published: Mon, 09 May 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 61: 05-09-2011
Bin Laden death confirmed by Al Qaeda, his wife says they lived in that house for five years, some say the 50 million should go to NY victims, why we keep calling him Obama, and we play a few of them for fun, Stephen S. joins us to talk about a wad of awesome movie news, Sheen to take his one man freakshow over seas, the Beaver is Mel's way out of his hole, celebs who changed their names, and people that are much older than you think. And MUCH MUCH more!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05-09-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 60: 05-05-2011
Published: Thu, 05 May 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 60: 05-05-2011
Worries over lack of proof in the Bin Laden killing, Palin calls Obama a pussy, Dalai Lama implies that the Bin Laden killing is justified, Sony lets loose some details on the PSN saga, Texas kills a dude with animal drugs, Justin Robert Young joins us for Weird Things, and Wendi is here again for Therapy Thursdays, Kendra farted, Jackie Cooper died, the ultimate celeb road trip, and a dude with a cool 3DS tattoo!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05-05-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 59: 05-04-2011
Published: Wed, 04 May 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 59: 05-04-2011
Happy Starwars Day! Also, Osama stuff, including Trumps response, some old bush audio, the 9/11 museum, TV ownership and what Nielsen says about it, Nicole's recomentals, Tom Merritt with Current Geek, Rob Lowe and the state of sex tapes, Playboy Playmate found dead after being that way for a year, and MUCH more!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05-04-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 58: 05-03-2011
Published: Tue, 03 May 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 58: 05-03-2011
Hackers using Bin Laden to get your goat, how things went down in the big raid, a big gaffe by a news show, Schilling pipes up on the Bin Laden death thing, people are not getting enough boob scans now, mealtimes with kids is a GOOD thing it turns out, dude finally shaves after Bin Laden was captured or killed, Hurt Locker people are doing a new movie, Flavor Flav is in trouble again, Rick Springfield i also in similar trouble, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05-03-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 57: 05-02-2011
Published: Mon, 02 May 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 57: 05-02-2011
Hmmm...there MIGHT be the biggest news of the decade on this episode, plus Obama giving hell to ditractors, Glenn Beck hates Glee, PSN restoring service soon, pizza blotting, fat tall dudes are in trouble, MajorSpoilers today, Lorenzo Lamas gets hitched...again, Katy Perry covers Friday, Sheens says he never did Heroin, Bruce and Demi's kid got nabbed for underaged drinking, Tyson tattoo trouble, Fast Five, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_05-02-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 56: 04-28-2011
Published: Thu, 28 Apr 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 56: 04-28-2011
Scott talks about Carriers, Romney goofs, Pat Robertson says some really dumb stuff, Trump also says dumb stuff, Wendi joins us for Therapy Thursday, Mike gives us some video game love, Justin Robert Young lays down some weird things, Reese Witherspoon says she did NOT get farted on by a big animail, and MUCH more on this action packed episode of TMS!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_04-28-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 55: 04-27-2011
Published: Wed, 27 Apr 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 55: 04-27-2011
The release of the Obama birth cert happened today, London thinks they will have a safe wedding, PSN hack might have exposed your credit card, diaper bag thief, a chat with the folks at the TMS DC meetup, Tom Merritt shows up for more geekery, new Terminator movies coming with Arny in them, Lohan has a five year plan, 21 Jump Street movie details, end of the world audio, and MUCH more!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_04-27-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 54: 04-26-2011
Published: Tue, 26 Apr 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 54: 04-26-2011
Ibbott tells some Vegas tales to start us off, and I remind the world about my dead body story. Boyfriend sees something horrible on his webcam, CNN investigates the birther claims, Scientology just got some sweet new studio space, Japan fears suicide rates will increase, Utah and other happy states have hi suicide rates, Lohan news, Schneider get's hitched, Black does not want to be known as the friday girl, Trump says Deniro is stupid, iPad in 1994, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_04-26-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 53: 04-25-2011
Published: Mon, 25 Apr 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 53: 04-25-2011
Brian is in Vegas! We talk a bit about that, and the big outage we had over the weekend. Also, Charles Manson has things to say about the sitting president, a new drink will help you lose all that weight, more iPads are surfing the web than Linux machines, gas prices just keep on rising, box office is UP due to dumb kids movies, Mac users are less likely to want a Harley, we chat with cartoonist, Mary Varn, the bed intruder got arrested, Charlie Sheen got dumped, and wants to run for president, Stephen S. comes on and talks movies with us, Price wants to van covers forever, and MUCH more. (Including a terrible Osmonds starwars special.)
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_04-25-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 52: 04-21-2011
Published: Thu, 21 Apr 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 52: 04-21-2011
It's Therapy Thursday! That, and Justin Robert Young joins us for a brand new Weird Things segment! Plus: The sites are all down, sleeping air traffic dudes, bombs near Ibbott, GOP lady says sorry, but in a totally dumb way, Xmen trailer hits again, Gaga is weird, and in a fight with Al, Dodgers are in trouble, Hudson says no GhostBusters 3, Starwars Fridays, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_04-21-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 51: 04-20-2011
Published: Wed, 20 Apr 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 51: 04-20-2011
Our summer movies of choice, my horrible airport story, 6 year old brings a gun to school and it hurts people, CIA made invisible ink in WW I, American's top ten medications, Busey is voting for TRUMP, Current Geek with Tom Merritt talks about a game played entirely in your URL bar, Doctor Who loses one of the great ones, people want Black dead, Jeff Bridges has a new solo album deal, cell phones are the new skynet, and happy days actors are PISSED!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_04-20-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 50: 04-19-2011
Published: Tue, 19 Apr 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 50: 04-19-2011
Winklevoss Twins are at it again, hung-over doctors are more prone to mistakes, live artillery put Scott in a bad place, the new Beetle is bigger, and more manly, the outbreak at the Playboy mansion came from the pool, American Gods coming to HBO, Banned Celebs, Gary Busey is fired, 50 facts about Bill Murray, Shatner Clips, and Anderson Cooper talks smack about Snooki. All that and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_04-19-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 49: 04-18-2011
Published: Mon, 18 Apr 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 49: 04-18-2011
My plumbing problems, a portal2 giveaway, stump a trek nerd, TMS Spring Blood Bath continues, Tea Party head sends a horrible email to friends, Japan quake sounds picked up on oceanic microphones, oldest man alive is no longer alive, burning man runs out of a california sex shop, dog bails out Cage, Cyrus says there is no love in America for her, Rourke lays down some smacktalk, Quaid in talks to team up with Sheen, signally the end of mankind. Plus, 7 of the best time machines, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_04-18-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 48: 04-14-2011
Published: Thu, 14 Apr 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 48: 04-14-2011
It's Therapy Thursdays again! Plus, a close race in the blood bath, Planned Parenthood is like LensCrafters, Penis Museum gets a human penis, there is anus in your icecream, Sony is getting it's new Bond on, Bieber is NOT meeting with the PM anymore, Bonds is busted, Eddie Murphy is all Shrek'd out, and much much more!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_04-14-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 47: 04-13-2011
Published: Wed, 13 Apr 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 47: 04-13-2011
Hot Romney on Obama action, where the Space Shuttles are headed, Terry Brandshaw talks about his head butts, 10 lost Ben and Jerry's flavors, the most peaceful states in the union, Nicole is back with some Recomentals, Bradley Cooper to star in the Crow remake, Lautner's best quotes, Sheen got boo'd again, and still want's his job back, Portman gives up wanting to be a vegan, 20 celebs that give music to their movies, and the worst Black redub ever. And loads more!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_04-13-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 46: 04-12-2011
Published: Tue, 12 Apr 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 46: 04-12-2011
WInklevoss's lose again, Nick's comic is found after a decade, iSteve book, fat wrists in kids is a bad sign, Wendy's frys are good people think, Dennis Quaid lets it all hang out, Hudgens hates the interenet, Duncan Jones on tap for Wolverine, the tale of Two Brothers, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_04-12-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 45: 04-11-2011
Published: Mon, 11 Apr 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 45: 04-11-2011
FBI says there were aliens in Utah in the 40's, China bans scifi time travel, Pringles dude wanted to be buried in a pringles can, teen says she was forced to do something horrible in church, AMC want's healthier movie goers, Stephen comes on again and talks about some upcoming movie projects, Ashley Judd spills the gross beans, Sidney Lumet dies at the age of 86, Mel Gibson gets a little vindication, a great weird web, mailbag and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_04-11-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 44: 04-07-2011
Published: Thu, 07 Apr 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 44: 04-07-2011
Svelt! We give away two N'11 tickets to a lucky winner! Trek nerd is back! The blood bath is heating up! Grammys take on a leaner presence. Beck ending his Fox show. White children are going away. Video games! Ibbott bought a 3DS. Wendi is back with Therapy Thursdays! Sofia Vergara and her stooges. Baldwin says 30 rock has one more year in it! Britney Spears seeking acting career. Ray Romano & James Spader joining the cast of the Office for the finale. Weird web and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_04-07-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 43: 04-06-2011
Published: Wed, 06 Apr 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 43: 04-06-2011
We go to Minnesnowta! Also, we talk a bunch about small cars, the latest Spring Bloodbath, your ashes in vinyl, space junk smacking into stuff, 35,000 dollar dinners, Nicole has more movies for us, Sheen is loved by Cleveland, speakers that make less money than Snooki, this is not porn, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_04-06-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 42: 04-05-2011
Published: Tue, 05 Apr 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 42: 04-05-2011
We hear from Canadian Jeff again about what it means to pump bad water into the ocean. Big Trek Stumping. 3DS talk. TMS Spring Blood Bath 9 kicks off. McDonalds McJob event. Mummies and their hearts. TV ratings are up for dudes. First Contact Day is today. Sheen talks about his tour. Trump pumps his ratings. Arnold gets a trailer. Meatloaf completely loses it. Hover Hands. And MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_04-05-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 41: 04-04-2011
Published: Mon, 04 Apr 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 41: 04-04-2011
We talk about a new Stitcher Contest, and the new Roku app! Plus, trek nerd stumping, the TMS blood bath turns 8, zapping fires with electricity, cell phones making teens very sleepy, gender effecting movie preferences, Obama getting ready to spend a billion on getting to keep his office, some Major Spoilers talk about movies, Charlie Sheen bombing, Snooki speech pissing people off, Cavill getting buff for Superman, Flav is not paying people, and much MUCH more!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_04-04-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 40: 03-31-2011
Published: Thu, 31 Mar 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 40: 03-31-2011
Akbar for the win! Hershey raises prices. Donald Trump is a crazy person. Hugh Jackman waiting for the right guy. Wendi is back with Therapy Thursday. Wonder Woman has more than one set of clothes. Amy Adams quiet about her Lane role. Mad Men delayed until 2012. Mailbag, weird web, and more!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_03-31-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 39: 03-30-2011
Published: Wed, 30 Mar 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 39: 03-30-2011
We stump a nerd again, and bring you up to speed on the latest TMS matchups! Abercrombie and Fitch is selling stupid things. A gross thing happened in Utah. Red cross donations for Japan exceed 120 million. Godaddy CEO is under fire. Clooney is gonna spill the beans. Nicole joins us today with some movies! Xmen 4 and 5 are in the works, as is the R rated Deadpool. The 11 worst politicians working today. Alec Baldwin has some serious chest hair action. Batman getting ANOTHER reboot. Weird web, your emails, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_03-30-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 38: 03-29-2011
Published: Tue, 29 Mar 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 38: 03-29-2011
My weird dream. New blood bath winners. Trek nerd stuff. Simpsons gags being censored in Europe. Love hurts. First artificial leaf. 14 things you don't know about Girl Scout cookies. Brave is coming next year. Katy's boobs are trouble for mom. And MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_03-29-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 37: 03-28-2011
Published: Mon, 28 Mar 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 37: 03-28-2011
Updates on the Spring Blood Bath. We stump a trek nerd! Utah lawmakers are lame. Ferraro died. Church and fat: Praise the Lard! Amy Adams is your new Lois Lane. Lindsay is now her full name. Oprah gives a kill date for her 25 year old show. Greatest sci-fi dogs of all time, and LOADS more.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_03-28-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 36: 03-24-2011
Published: Thu, 24 Mar 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 36: 03-24-2011
We talk more about the Blood Bath! Some info on a TMS DC meetup! Glenn Beck's new cable channel, maybe. Japan food bans. Fat people are fatter than they think. 35 strange doritos flavors from around the world. Therapy Thursdays with Wendi! Lady Gaga thinks Rebecca Black is a genius. Liz Taylor outlived her death writer. Lebowski sweater on sale! People of Walmart and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_03-24-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 35: 03-23-2011
Published: Wed, 23 Mar 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 35: 03-23-2011
Scott saw Jackass 3, and was on NSFW again. A new day for the TMS Blood Bath. Facebook is bigger than porn. 92 year old lady shoots a dude for not kissing her. Study says sudden sex can kill you. Nicole has recommentals! Liz Taylor dead, at 79. Stephen King to write some Walking Dead episodes. Stern sues SiriusXM Radio. 80 reasons why Shatner is awesome. And MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_03-23-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 34: 03-22-2011
Published: Tue, 22 Mar 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 34: 03-22-2011
We start our bracketed VS wars! Five questions about attaching Gadhafi. Photos of US soldiers celebrating killed children surface. A followup with Jeff about the state of m]nuclear power. Happy birthday, Twitter. 20 terabytes of tweets. Taco Rage. 30 popular bits of misinformation. Stephen joins us for some comic talk. Sammy Hagar says he was abducted by aliens. Martin Sheen on his son. Miley comes back to Twitter. Does the network want Charlie back? Weird web, your emails and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_03-22-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 33: 03-21-2011
Published: Mon, 21 Mar 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 33: 03-21-2011
This episode is legit! We talk about our new VS contests rolling out tomorrow. Libya and the stuff that happened over the weekend. Ann Coulter and her radiation is good for you stance. We talk again to someone IN Japan about what's happening over there 2 weeks after the quake. Dude get's a kidney infected with HIV. Cameras roll on The Hobbit. McConaughey takes a pay cut. Feldman's awesome new hair cut. JGL gonna be Alberto Falcone in the new Batman movie. Weird web, emails and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_03-21-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 32: 03-17-2011
Published: Thu, 17 Mar 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 32: 03-17-2011
Trek nerd time, Taylors 17 magazine, Vader vs Jaws, Jon Bon Jovi hates apple, blaming earthquakes on dragon worship, massive pedophile ring busted, BioWare cheating the system, corned beef is fake, Therapy Thursdays with Wendi, Netflix has big plans, Jermaine Jackson tells all, Stiffler headed to another American Pie, Lord of the Dance 3D, Lampoon is in trouble, nose fetishes, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_03-17-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 31: 03-16-2011
Published: Wed, 16 Mar 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 30: 03-16-2011
Trek nerd, radiation in Japan, depression and dads, chinese man gets a new anus after 55 years, the Lean Cuisine recall, sperm count, Courtney Cox still loves Dave, Enemenmeme's daughter is NOT on twitter, Stiffer is in rehab, Gilbert says he is sorry, the greatest Tracy Morgan picture of all time, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_03-16-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 30: 03-15-2011
Published: Wed, 16 Mar 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 29: 03-15-2011
Trek nerd, Zune is dead, networks are losing people fast, quakes will just keep coming, get a dog not a treadmill, Atlantis found, Gottfried is a douche, quakes a message from God says Beck, Richard Hatch reports to prison, Finish surprise party, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_03-15-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 29: 03-14-2011
Published: Mon, 14 Mar 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 29: 03-14-2011
We talk about USA Today, stumping the trek nerd, Japan and this horrible disaster, we talk to a nuclear plant worker in canada about what is going on in Japan, car companies and them shutting down over there, Apple selling 500k iPad 2's over the weekend, AT&T pulling a huge jerk move, MIBIII is crazy town, no A-Team 2, Julia Roberts is all over this dude, Kill Bill star in trouble, the story of the McRunner, and Battle LA is killing it at the box office.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_03-14-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 28: 03-10-2011
Published: Thu, 10 Mar 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 28: 03-10-2011
Trek nerd, we award the TMS film fest winner, human penis spines, obesity in Colorado, breast milk icecream is back, therapy thursday, new Palin movie on HBO, Sheen says a half sorry, Chickens can FEEL! Video games segment! And even more!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_03-10-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 27: 03-09-2011
Published: Wed, 09 Mar 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 27: 03-09-2011
Trek nerd stumpage again. Sammy Hagar tells all. Fat Tuesday report. A crap ton of fish die, Tesla getting the new sedan ready to ship. Peanut butter recall for a bunch of states. Cartoon branding affects kids cereal choices. Teacher has a porn past. Mike Starr dies. Tomb Raider making a new boot. Chuck says Rob Lowe could replace Charlie. Insect collectors rejoice! And way more than I can list here. Enjoy!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_03-09-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 26: 03-08-2011
Published: Tue, 08 Mar 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 26: 03-08-2011
Fat Tuesday! We talk about a new Cheech and Chong cast. Stump a trek nerd! Obama flip flops. Teens having issues. Space shuttle success! Nevada has bad highschool news. Can't sleep? Blame your computer! Sheen axed officially. Johnny Carson awards! Last Comic Standing looses a nice guy. Christina A selling her Osbourne house. Sheen has a 26 year old daughter. The history of Doughnuts and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_03-08-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 25: 03-07-2011
Published: Mon, 07 Mar 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 25: 03-07-2011
Stump a trek nerd, NASA finds alien life, or did they? Hefty Heart Attack Grill spokesman dies at 29. Southern anti-gay reverend caught masturbating in front of park full of kids. World's largest shark jaws up for sale. Diane Lane to play Martha Kent. Lohan video goes public, Busey says he is praying for Sheen. Phil leaving music. Alice Cooper has words for Lohan. Frank talking prison in Walking Dead. Bay says Transformers 2 sucked. Ebert vs Sheen, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_03-07-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 24: 03-03-2011
Published: Thu, 03 Mar 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 24: 03-03-2011
Take pills to stop Parkinson's, dog eats man's toes, 16 movie posters, shooting donkeys, russian roulette can get you in some trouble, Therapy Thursday, RFK stuff, Serena having trouble, Charlie Sheen is normal after all, Blade Runner coming, Javier Bardem as Gunslinger, and much more!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_03-03-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 23: 03-02-2011
Published: Wed, 02 Mar 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 23: 03-02-2011
We stump a trek nerd again, Rutgers lets dudes and chicks shack up, a middle school right club is broken up, Jersey congressman defeats the computer, iHop freebies, Jose Padiha taking on Robocop remake, a bunch of Charlie Sheen things, Walken rapping Poker Face, and MUCH more.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_03-02-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 22: 03-01-2011
Published: Tue, 01 Mar 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 22: 03-01-2011
Human milk ice-cream, the last US WWI vet dies, the are a drillin in the gulf again, RoboCop stature sneak peak, Kids should not tan, auto-tune Carlin, breaking celeb news, feldman is mad, dancing with the stars, Ted Williams gets a show, top crazy Sheen moments, weird web and more!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_03-01-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 21: 02-28-2011
Published: Mon, 28 Feb 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 21: 02-28-2011
It's Oscars time! But not before we try and stump a trek nerd! Randy Jordan joins us for the first half of the show to give the Oscars what-for. The big winners, the hosts, the presenters, the funny bits, the terrible bits, and all about The King's Peach. True Grit loses, but not because it wasn't awesome. Reznor wins! No more batman from Nolan after Rising. Franco was stoned. Anime Eyes did ok. And why not, some late breaking Charlie Sheen news.
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_02-28-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 20: 02-24-2011
Published: Thu, 24 Feb 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 20: 02-24-2011
Stump a trek nerd, our final Oscar pics, air pollution is giving you heart attacks, farm raised kids are less sick, 33 things you probably don't know about the Toy Story films, Obama condemns Libyan violence, kid busted for stick figures, funny Clooney comment, Therapy Thursdays with Wendi, the national Hot Dog and Sausage council, and more!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_02-24-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 19: 02-23-2011
Published: Wed, 23 Feb 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 19: 02-23-2011
Another stumping of a trek fan, Gadhafi says he aint going down without a fight, cellphones and what they are doing to your head, more Loughner shots, little girls want more in life, Sheen takes seeing jaws very seriously, the post office Steve Carell, Alyssa Milano is having a baby, 20 best Bieber hair remarks on Twitter, Sporks, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_02-23-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 18: 02-22-2011
Published: Tue, 22 Feb 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 18: 02-22-2011
Stump a trek fan, kim got vertigo, our second day of oscar picks, we start a new contest where you can win a copy of the LotR Blu-Ray trilogy, Blockbuster up for sale, Discovery launch on thursday, youtube makes you cut yourself, dude names his kid Facebook, dead workers, lady wont leave the toilet, boy has to learn not to play with fire, 10 best directors that never won, charile sheen wants to do a new Major League, Miley gives back, Glenn Beck says more dumb stuff, xray glasses, a new print contest, and much much more!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_02-22-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 17: 02-21-2011
Published: Mon, 21 Feb 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 17: 02-21-2011
We start things off with our picks for next week's Oscar race! Plus, stump a trek fan, lady suspended to talking to her son who is off to war, Westburo responds to Anonymous, knife inside your head for four years, naked man stealing meat, lady just had a bad headache, man does the dumbest tattoo ever, Liam Neeson doing well, Mexican teen hunger strike, celeb rehab rocker in Utah, James Franco joined twitter, Plaid Stallions and MUCH MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_02-21-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 16: 02-17-2011
Published: Thu, 17 Feb 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 16: 02-17-2011
Glenn Beck vs Google, Borders going away, researches grow hair on mice, face transplants, wiener on a leash, 10 year old meme, gaga spent three days in a coffin, the new Wonder Woman, Lex back to Smallville, Glee hates Elvis, Disney lays down some smack on Billy Ray, Therapy Thursdays with Wendi, and MUCH MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_02-17-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 15: 02-16-2011
Published: Wed, 16 Feb 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 15: 02-16-2011
Scott tells his driveup story, 61 year old gives birth to own grandson, dating site scammers, headless lady and dogs, why parallel universes may exist, Muniz is losing it, Moby is a nice guy, Mickey Rooney might be paranoid, Billy Ray is having second thoughts, fun with grapes, and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_02-16-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 14: 02-15-2011
Published: Tue, 15 Feb 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 14: 02-15-2011
The Beaver coming soon, video games for girls, british teen dies of kissing, Grammy ratings, condoms on your smartphone, what is your fast food, charley only getting 4 more two and a half men, top ten death threats from Bieber fans, Dark Knight Rising looking awesome, new Spiderman suit and title revealed, Liz Taylor in hospital, and much much more!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_02-15-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 11: 02-09-2011
Published: Wed, 09 Feb 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 11: 02-09-2011
Being popular leads to aggression in kids study says, pregnant women gets medication that could kill her baby, allergies might be good for cancer fighting, abandoned newborn found in southern circus toilet, American's rich were less giving last year, the Palins try and trademark their names, lizard found with a double penis, Harry Baals is not getting his name on stuff, Linsey not gonna get roughed up and taken into custody, mother says she purchased a Dora DVD that turned out to be hard core porn, things that taste like bacon, the burrito, and much more!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_02-09-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 10: 02-08-2011
Published: Tue, 08 Feb 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 10: 02-08-2011
Detroit does not want a statue of Robocop statue, beheadings, ladies eating dog food, today show on internet, GoDaddy picks a new babe, Simon Cowell talking smack, Cosmo likes the low neck lines, AOL buys Huffington, Tony Hawk dumping Lhotse, Robot Bands, and MUCHO MOREO!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_02-08-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 09: 02-07-2011
Published: Mon, 07 Feb 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 09: 02-07-2011
We talk a TON about the super bowl, the TMS film prize package. Working Pro Boner. Who sat by Ashton Kutcher in Dallas. Messed up National anthem. Christians protecting Muslims. A bad new Utah bill. How to avoid cancer. O'Really interviewing the president. New law banning farting in public. Gary Moore dies. Shia LaBeoff uses TWO swears. NBC proves themselves wrong. The new Miley tat. Shatner recording a metal album. And much more!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_02-07-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 08: 02-03-2011
Published: Thu, 03 Feb 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 08: 02-03-2011
Pot catapult launches drugs over U.S. Border. Trained Labrador Can Sniff Out Colon Cancer, Researchers Say. Popeye was right: spinach really does boost your muscles. From Jhakai. Woman mails a dog!. 2500 year old beer recipe found. Stephen King’s The Stand Being Developed For The Big Screen. 12 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About The Movie ‘Groundhog Day’. Jersey Shore Beauty Products. ‘Twilight’ Stars Among the Top 40 Money Makers in Hollywood. Farrah Fawcett's red swimsuit on display at Smithsonian. Jennifer Aniston turned down SNL for Friends. tyler warned. And don't forget, it's Therapy Thursdays!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_02-03-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 07: 02-02-2011
Published: Wed, 02 Feb 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 07: 02-02-2011
11-Year-Old Faces A Life Sentence Without Parole. Are we gonna finally see some alien life? Barbara Bush says gays should have the right to marry. Watching The Super Bowl Can (Literally) Give You A Heart Attack. Astonishing Photos of One of Earth's Last Uncontacted Tribes. Blake Lively named 2011's most desirable woman by AskMen.com. Adam Sandler Receives a Star on the Walk of Fame . The new Bond villain? Javier Bardem is intrigued. Brawl Breaks Out at Hulk Hogan’s Wedding. Martin Sheen says something about Charlie. Jean-Claude Van Damme -- 4% Tipper. What historial maniac are you test? Your favorite Superbowl foods. and MORE!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_02-02-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 06: 02-01-2011
Published: Tue, 01 Feb 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 06: 02-01-2011
We talk more about the TMS film festival, Maphook contests, 2 cents short on your payments, what Google did for Egypt, a search for lost teachers, belly button bacteria, drugs that make you gay, black ops murders, 10 hot aliens, Geordie Shore, creepy sitcom dudes, North Korean movie love, the new Charlie's Angels, Shatner making something on the web, and much more! TUNE IN!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_02-01-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 05: 01-31-2011
Published: Mon, 31 Jan 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 05: 01-31-2011
We announce the TMS film festival, the word of the day, a bit of evidence that probably means Loughner can't plead insanity, new color coded threat system in place soon, Utah's new State Gun, Egypt turning off the internet, Professor peeing on his colleges door, broccoli will save you, there is something wrong with that yogurt, Bristol Palin, Tracy Morgan, Charlie Sheen, the new Superman is cast, and LOADS more! Tune in!
Link to Episode: http://frogpants.plig.net/MorningStream_01-31-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 04: 01-27-2011
Published: Thu, 27 Jan 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 04: 01-27-2011
We hit on Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook page is hacked, MTV stands by racy teen drama Skins, Kucinich Sues for 'Oral Injuries' From Errant Olive Pit, Huge Lizard Roams Riverside Neighborhood, Face exercise: Is it a scam or a fountain of youth?, Blackbeard's Sword Has Been Found, Ted Haggard: I'm Probably What The Kids Call Bisexual, Where's the diversity at the Oscars?, Michael Fassbender to star in Prometheus, Man Refused Piranha 3D Rental From Blockbuster Due to Health and Safety, and our FIRST Therapy Thursdays, with Wendi Dunford!
Link to Episode: http://www.archive.org/download/MorningStream_01-27-2011/MorningStream_01-27-2011.mp3
The Morning Stream 01: 01-24-2011
Published: Mon, 24 Jan 2011
Description: The Morning Stream 01: 01-24-2011
Episode one, with Scott and Brian. News includes Packers and Steelers, Jack LaLanne dies, Sarah Palin Breathing, Glenn Beck can suck it, MTV's Skins show under fire, scientists that are making chickens that can't spread flu, the government killed 200 birds, snowman's junk needed to come off, martha stewart gets a head butt from her dog, Harrison Ford yells a lot, George Clooney gets malaria, Creed saves a boys life, Anthony Hopkins loves American Idol, Wonder Woman headed to NBC for sure this time, Zsa Zsa leaves the hospital, and Donkey Lovers Anonymous! All that and a BUNCH of calls on this first episode!
Link to Episode: http://www.archive.org/download/MorningStream_01-24-2011/MorningStream_01-24-2011.mp3