TMS 2530: GoRefundMe 
Published: Thu, 28 Sep 2023
Description: The Science of The Wet Spot. The Hilt Is The Taint Of The Sword. Infect people with kindness. The Bros Must Be Crazy! TMS is Robots all the way down. (s) All around me there are stupid faces. I Use Daggers! Stabby Stabby Stab. That rotten carrot bowling bag smell. Listen here, Engagement Farmer. Kevin Bacon this kindness shit. Tony the Terry. H2O Conspiracy Theories. Assume everyone's a shithead. Inverted guests. Keith & No Girl. Feminist Lens Crafting With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6515bb3dd257620011860336/media.mp3
TMS 2529: Mainlining Some Cheddar
Published: Wed, 27 Sep 2023
Description: Ask your Doctor if Assifex is right for you! Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from Orange Car yo? First Three Pointy Boobs. No Wellness to check. I Don't Want To Be Karen! Children of Potter. Abandoned Orange Looks Sus. I Don't Like Plastic Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese! Past the Point of Wellness. Planet Touchdown. Alf is Not a Dog. Never-ending Lyft Story. Tick On The Tire. These Six Considerations with Tom. All the Questions, None of the Answers with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65146afc28434100111a9f84/media.mp3
TMS 2528: Barrel Fish
Published: Tue, 26 Sep 2023
Description: THIS is Why TikTok is Bad. Hands up the butt Muppets. A little bit of the old eggs and pecker. The King Formerly Known As Prince. The Kentucky part of Nevada. Exceptionalism drives into dumbness. Crawled Through the Shit For My Apple Watch and Made it Out the Other Side. Scooter's Gonna Scoot. Rowlf is two dudes. Nobody Likes Listicles. How Regular Is Your Cheese? The Bears Like Krispy Kreeeeeeeeeeeeme. Bear Don't Care! Modern Day Stupid. The stink of health. Writing Down The List In Your Head With Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/65130de8d90fb600115c9ffe/media.mp3
TMS 2527: Squatty Scrubby Dude
Published: Mon, 25 Sep 2023
Description: The Parasite Streak Continues. This is Kim's husband. He's a PODCASTER! I don't like Jalapeno and Oyster beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer! Wreakin' the CVS Bathroom. PAN AM: Pansexual Amateursexual. Put That In Your Chicken And Roast It! There's Nothing West of Seattle. Back End. No Barf. Dog Bit My Crotch and I Liked it. Beer Makes People Happy. A Big Gulp Of Beer. Bombdiggity. A complete backend operation. We invented podcasting, dammit! Copyright law is messed up with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6511bd729a13e00011b68f37/media.mp3
TMS 2526: Circadian Zombie Disruption
Published: Wed, 20 Sep 2023
Description: Pants loses to whip. Armless Chaps. Special ops Linus. There are Three Doors. Are Pigskins Made of Cow Because I Like Really Wanted to Know. That's Me and a Spice Girl (Losing My Religion). What Happened In Vegas Came Home With Brian. Left us to flounder while you did shit. Pennywise tangled your Ethernet, now ESCAPE!! 6 Oreo Cookies for $100. That's Some Barry Bullshit. Even Pancakes Need To Pay Rent. Darts have finally caught up to bowling. Low-Poly Rabbit Mask. Stupid A Word Conversations with Tom. Zen Deficient Recommentals with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/650b307894ff5d00119593f5/media.mp3
TMS 2525: Nothing Flopped Out
Published: Tue, 19 Sep 2023
Description: I don't like the Big Bang Theoreeeeeeeee. Having to put up with nice people. He Talks Too Much and Cuts...Grass. Barfinal. Puke, Punch, & Run! Hello! I'm Joe Social! Splitting the Juniper. Singularity to Sitcom: the Big Bang Story. Making Fun At You. Oh, it gets worse. Right Back Into The Carafe. Famous Jeff. It's All Generic With Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6509d79d911cf1001166a97f/media.mp3
TMS 2524: Zit of Opulence
Published: Mon, 18 Sep 2023
Description: Italian Crustacean Infestation. Teaching the Baby Some Shit. I don't like ZomBeeeeeeees! 1000 condoms, Weekend at Clare's. Align The Steins. Four-Eyed Gut Ripper. Bad case of Italian Crabs. Hands off my poopinephrin. Mako Mako Mako! English is WEIRD! Animals that Don't Fart with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/650888e68298b50011b514bc/media.mp3
TMS 2523: The Glove Department
Published: Thu, 14 Sep 2023
Description: Church lady tomatoes. Beefsteak Tomatoes are neither Beef nor Steak. DISCUSS! Funyuns, Neither Fun nor Onions. I Said Change My McNuggets, not CHANGE in my McNuggets. Fritos: Not Freedom Toes. MGM Not So Grand. Earthy Moldy Corky. Who has silent Ys? Never knew you needed to pass advanced chemistry to PICK A BLEEPING WINE! Weirdos Always Existed but now they have Platforms. No MGM reservations, No MGM gambling and no MGM Lt. Yar! Domesticated Trash Panda. sauerkraut sweaty yogurt. Bring Back Wasabiiiiiiiii. Goatless with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/650340141b062800112610bb/media.mp3
TMS 2522: Dirt Pink
Published: Wed, 13 Sep 2023
Description: Hootie & The Mute Fish. Coin hole, with Dunaway. Hootie 42, where are you, we got some work to do now. Nothing Like A Nice Blue Doodle. You burnt my umber. SHOW ME FLESH! The Ceruleans Are Attacking! Products, Products....Products. Every 5th Grader is a Tennis Expert. If Crayola is Racist that's not my fault. I don't like frozen veggieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. Carbonated Pepsi Clear Meat. Martin Short, Old, and Crispy. TMS - Totally Mentioning Sports. Justifiable F-Bombs with Randy & Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6501ed4d55456200112c1cc5/media.mp3
TMS 2521: Mystical Mike and The Complete Monty
Published: Tue, 12 Sep 2023
Description: Dinner Sized Plate. Stove Top Hurry Chode. I Distamember. I Like USB Ceeeeeeeeeee. The Wasp Effect is Worse than the Butterfly Effect. Please switch your dogs from snort to silent. Recycling is real. PROVE IT YOU CAN'T! Premium Economy Dog Farts. Happy Obsolete iPhone Day! It's My Flatulence Support Dog. Don't tip a Frenchman. Tina hates things that are good. You Will Moo & Move. Stovetop's Mom Lifts. This is My Process with TV's Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2520: Gopherfest
Published: Mon, 11 Sep 2023
Description: Neuters with Wolves. Avert Your Eyes in Theater 3! Poking the bra. Ol French Guy Grump. See you in the Double-Stuff Filling, baby! Philly Phart Nuggets. What Ruins The Theater Experience? Other People! It Watches the Chubby Kitten fall over or it gets the hose again. Hammering shit while getting shit hammered. Professor Shithead. Righty Fighty...Lefty Snappy. Nichole Kidman is 3/4 machine now. The Yachtest of Rock. The Space we do in the Shadows. Major Spoilers with Mr. Schleicher and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2519: Mary Steamversion
Published: Thu, 07 Sep 2023
Description: Some people's mufky fufky is a sloppy joe. Beef Loaf. Jewish Wolverine is Shnict. Supernatural Pudding. Barbie Oppenheimer Checks In! I can't say that definition of sloppy joe. Is Meatloaf Sandwich in Urban Dictionary cos I like really wanted to know. Roulette is horrible. Eat More Spagaragus! Poop On A Plane! Turning up my headphones to drown out the stink. Paw Patrol Porn Packaging. This window hurts in perpetuity. *chikachikachika* I'M A WRITER! Lite Bright therapy with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/f9045fd2-4da1-11ee-8bcc-db3066bd238c/media.mp3
TMS 2518: Spirit of Halloween
Published: Wed, 06 Sep 2023
Description: The Morning Sausage. You get NO Sexy Nurse, NO Sexy Batman, and NO Sexy Lieutenant Yar!!! We stuff it - You eat it. All pig, no blanket. You've Got a Black Car, I'm Gonna Uber To Anywhere. Going Full Mitch McConnell. An Uncle Ben Moment, Spider-Man Not the Rice. Toss me the whip Mom! Boosoom Buddies. Wood is Sticks. The Pick Up Yer Poop Cough. Dirks Bentley is my Gnarls Barkley Honkey-Tonk Cover Band. A Whole Lotta Honks. Why can't it be a dog that shits? The First Breath is the Deepest with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/99dc2450-4cdd-11ee-bf45-cbb85ba67000/media.mp3
TMS 2517: Caffeinated Concrete
Published: Tue, 05 Sep 2023
Description: Wasps are bastards! My baloney has a first name, it's L.E.B.A. NON. Neither Tea nor Tree. Raining Man. So Many YouTube Pies. Sometimes it's worth farting. Extra rough roughing it. Evil Fake Koalas. Your Confirmation Is Biased. It's Good When Vegas Gets A Rinse. Bee Adjacent. That Furniture Smell. Drop Bears: The Aussie Chupacabra. 10-Hour Yodel Loop. Kirby Your Enthusiasm with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/706dde20-4c0f-11ee-8b88-a35b850beb3c/media.mp3
TMS 2516: Big Deck Energy
Published: Thu, 31 Aug 2023
Description: Feeling moist today. Bagelman, Schwartz, and Lieberman. Tweezer Nuts seeking Power. Use Your Unit For Good. Mansplaining porches. The Tina Ten Percent. Were NOT talking about the. Fatty Pockets Scandal! I like small Whoppers and I cannot lie. Murder Hornet. Were too busy making netcasts you love from people you trust. Durans: Always two there are, no more, no less. Hardcore Porch Piracy. He is 6 foot huge. Just Rub a Pepper In It. Getting in the noticing and the whatnot with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/9ef7cea8-4823-11ee-9c3f-4f9e6a3b086b/media.mp3
TMS 2515: Tad Lesso
Published: Wed, 30 Aug 2023
Description: Dyin' Brunaway. Bang Ass Bezel Doodles! Putting Seaman on your Memory Card. I'm still mad at him. I'm my own Grandpa. It belongs in a tech museum, Dad. Short Story Long with Joey Image. Blue Eggs and Ham. Special Effects Quiet Quitting. Don't drink the Barbasol or Barbicide! Too many things I still like is a problem. Smash it in a rage room. 1000 dongles. Coverville Lives The Crazy Taxi, No Need To Play. Harvey Gwellen, Frances Pugh, Tad Lesso, Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/bd04d4f0-475a-11ee-91df-8f440ed14817/media.mp3
TMS 2514: SWARMBALL!!
Published: Tue, 29 Aug 2023
Description: Evacuate... and then evacuate! The Pissers are Available! Prarie Dog Crowning. Parking Hacks with Brian. Seinfeld Siblings in a Bucket. Crikey! You've got BRAIN WORMS! Sister MacGuffin. What we do in the dungeons. There will be shadows. Juno Mandela. Doc Ock: Master of Muppets. I am Serious and Don't Call Me Shirley. Oh sorry. I'm a DJ. Crazy Zelda Fitzgerald. Full Dragoncon mode with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/ee43fbe0-468d-11ee-bacd-bffb302dbe16/media.mp3
TMS 2513: Ear Regardless
Published: Mon, 28 Aug 2023
Description: You'll have no Brian....wait....no Bobby, and no Lt. Yar. Wall Of Donuts. My People Call Them Suck Balls. Spay or Neuter your Crypto Bros. Leanne Rhymes With What? Yogi and Boo Boo strike in Asheville. The Nintendo Crescendo. Schroedinger's Obituary. Can't Fix The Peeeeeeeeee. Spilly McSpill Cup Mcgee. We pick up the poops, what more do you want? The Quicker-taker-outer. Dunaway Brought The Retro-Everything. Life happens $6k at a time. Star Wars ass Star Wars with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/c316df56-45c4-11ee-8aed-7bd585d46f2b/media.mp3
TMS 2512: The dumb end of the stick
Published: Wed, 23 Aug 2023
Description: No one suspects the volcano sponges! Scott's banana is radioactive. Underwater Hoo-Ha. Imma close my eyes and poke. Uranium is from Uranus. 23rd of the month again. Bobby's a Scab, Scott does an Ad. Mega Hard Drive of Bumpers. Our Lord And Saviour Danny Devito on reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/ef10fce2-41da-11ee-8aa6-1747d06fbe6b/media.mp3
TMS 2511: Lacrosse-Over
Published: Tue, 22 Aug 2023
Description: Smelling the cantaloupe's butt parts. Scott looks at their melons. Zack Stapanackins. Star Trek: Upper Decker. I watched a child peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I felt bad for the kid, that's why I'm telling EVERYBODY. Coming up on Unhhh. What's Pre-K Called? Bowling Theory 101. Always get melon consent. Pinching A Good Thick Stack. Little Eric What's-His-Name. Me and a Dude Named Kevin Smoot. The Creative Nomads of Podcasting. Basically Heroin with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/e99dbd66-410f-11ee-a5db-93de950d716b/media.mp3
TMS 2510: General Grievous Hug
Published: Mon, 21 Aug 2023
Description: This kid we made up is a bastard. The Galavant trap. Don't need a Full Ass Whopper. Hot Tub Pee Machine. 100% More Brian. All we need is a river of blood. Pro-Nature, Anti-Nurture. California Is Just A Disaster Movie. So Rare No One Has it. Killed By A Goomba. The Not-So-Magic Mountain. Muster of Clushrooms. Immaculate Snake Eggs. The Bomb & The Whatnot. There's something in the water with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/2111ec5e-4048-11ee-9882-57937bcda3b7/media.mp3
TMS 2509: Grippage
Published: Thu, 17 Aug 2023
Description: I'm Going To Say Testicle. No Birthday, No Elaine and No Lt. Yar! A pain in the Taint. The Band has terrible SEO. Tired Swimmers won't save the world. Love the Sho Jo. Why'd You Have to Go and Make Things So Unrelated? Pak-n-Slay. I don't remember story Ceeeeeeeeeee. Dead or Pregnant or Both. I love Shirley...AAAHhhhh! Fixing forgotten birthdays. My Spinach Had a Frog. Spinach Isn't Supposed to Have Frogs. Eat some kimchi and happy late birthday. This Therapy Thursday with Wendi Was Filmed in Front of Scott's Internal Live Studio Audience and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/9c1c255e-3d23-11ee-93c7-3f0947ed828f/media.mp3
TMS 2508: Proprietary Ooze
Published: Wed, 16 Aug 2023
Description: Cha' Calla. Sounds outta my face. Never go full Bishop. Adobe Fresca. Love me an Underage Ward. Moon Knight AKA Phil Spector. I WILL be Going There! Click. I need to Gummy and Think. Ernie Kovacs and his Freakin' Monkeys. Randy Quad's World is Stupid. Why don't you just give them the answer!?!?! The Cadence of Nonsense. Tom Cruise/Hanks. Experimenting with Tom Merritt. Pretending Randy had a Charlie with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2507: Carcolepsy
Published: Tue, 15 Aug 2023
Description: Naked Quest 2: Front Junk! Questing in the Nuuuuuuuuuuuuudddeeeeeeeeeee! Senior Geezer. Waiting For Gal Gadot. Sorry we tore your home down... here's the bill. Dammit Bigglesworth! The Softwater wedding was unbearable. Fleetwood Mac n Cheese. Geek Sexpo. I've never seen a buried septic system. My shields are up, your attacks are wasted. Elf with Fur and Sex. Gay Bears In Idaho. We have 38 minutes left until the end of the world, pick a Seinfeld episode already!!! Fair, unbiased, blah, blah, blah with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/cef15562-3b8e-11ee-9fdf-7be680293ddd/media.mp3
TMS 2506: Corial Anus
Published: Mon, 14 Aug 2023
Description: Ticks are Dicks! TMZ on TMS. (v) I don't likea stinky cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese. I'm Looking At You, Number 12. Relieved of doody. Vaseline Boy. Undesirable technical proficiency. No Savvy People in the Pool. Man presses charges after charge pressed against manhood. Show show for Shojo. Juror 2, Please remove the Storm Trooper crotch from your left shoulder. Kiss our butts Dysentery. (s) All around me are grid of faces. Judge Livin' that Van Life. Furless Furries with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2505: Carbonated Meat
Published: Wed, 09 Aug 2023
Description: Well, I was tired and I like pandas. Microwave tacos with Dunaway. My wife likes to do it in a pan. No tacos, no pizza rolls and no Lt. Yar! 11 is almost 10. What About ROB? I Don't Like Carbonated Meeeeeeeeat. Nightbot thought everyone was Clare. Robotic Ovaries Bushwacker. Get out and hump someone. Weird astronomical things. I can't stop thinking about foods with pee in them. Will Chewy Do-Ya. K-Pop Tom Is A Swiftie. Butt Drugs and Too many Random Road Jesuses with Nicole & Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/d522214c-36d8-11ee-b283-5f34f3ad4547/media.mp3
TMS 2504: Grandma's Greywater
Published: Tue, 08 Aug 2023
Description: Championshit. Yak-In-The-Back (Don't Stab Back). Damn Dirty Ibbott. Safely pull over, THEN stab them. Skeptical About Septic Tanks. Stranger Things with a laugh track. Someone Missed the Scarlet Letter. Poop Your Pants and Find a Better Quote. Will Nobody Frighten the Kids? Authenticated Wood Chipper. HELP ME JESUS! That name's dumb, let's stop being basketball. PokeMonopoly Go. Throw up in a bush. Naming Things with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/e76949fa-360d-11ee-8b3f-f788dbab0835/media.mp3
TMS 2503: Rat Tickler
Published: Mon, 07 Aug 2023
Description: Number 4: The Larch. And you can EAT...DICE!!! Hawaiian Shirt Monday. Swifties'll Cut Ya. There are TWO popeyes. (s) Someday we'll find it, the Hackman connection. Can't hear the show... shirts are too loud ;-). Hair Metal or Poodle Rock. You Decide. I don't like the Hemlock weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed. JCPenney Catalog is Salt Lake Porn. Margot Robbie lunch date. Lysol: The Essence of Facebook. Joy Buzzers, Fake Vomit, and Big Ol' Weiners. 60% of My Body is Gravy. Alpha-Gal Syndrome with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/278c4cca-3547-11ee-81b2-c3098a3bd917/media.mp3
TMS 2502: MOTHERLUNCH
Published: Thu, 03 Aug 2023
Description: Kia Soul of Love. Then you shall have no water, no A/C and no Lt Yar. Anyway, He's kind of a turd. Too Much Brown. What's the Frequency, Raynor? (v) I don't like mystery BEEEEEEEEEEEEPS! Are Sun Bears real because I like really wanted to know. Knee Joints are Effed. Can we share a Devil's Thumb? Game over Tina! Hang out with Brian for ten bucks. Calling Out the Chuckleheads. Upping your condensation game. Barely a Bear. 30 Seconds of Dead Air with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/49ac6690-3223-11ee-8122-63208cd7cc4b/media.mp3
TMS 2501: Regret Slurpies
Published: Wed, 02 Aug 2023
Description: Byron Was the Pantsless man at the door. Let's party! dunna-nuna-nunna-dunna-nuna-nunna-na fert to Brian. Hawaiian Nose Waxing. Big crush on granola. Feud with Scott and Brian and Brian and Brian and Brian and Brian. Lot Lizards. Crop-dusting the event space. Fancy Gold Foil. Audio only? Sounds like a YOU problem. I Love Roller Meats. Andrew Dice Clay: Tasteless White. Your Hotdogs Have Been Rolling For 36 Hours. I won't listen to it, but I will play with it. Tom's Twitter Folder. Fargomentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/ee689634-3158-11ee-9739-fbb20100ff52/media.mp3
TMS 2500: May Contain Rocks
Published: Tue, 01 Aug 2023
Description: You can eat rocks! Mustard Skittles: Puke The Rainbow! The Clean-It-Yourself Hotel. World of WaterCraft. Bug bites really suck. I'm 93, what's your excuse. Try the Zappa. Very Sexy Man Legs. It shouldn't be use on some parts of the body. Who has the key! Johnsons go Motor Boating. Bellybuttonless Drone Boy. Green Goblin Truck Face. Bro, do you even blaze? Bad ass badges with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/4ce4cb5e-308e-11ee-b1ae-2fd15d65a00d/media.mp3
TMS 2499: Benito Del Taco
Published: Wed, 26 Jul 2023
Description: I don't like a crotch full of beeeeeeeeees. Imma put down my headphones go clean up my printer's throw up. Did you lump on the Franksteins together? Mr X is a DICK! Pushing the Android Button. A Mound Of Plastic Goo. Why is the peanut butter in the refrigerator? I DON'T KNOW! King Kong is Such a Ding Dong. Barbenheimer Fallout. It would be nicer if the price went down. Pay to Torture Yourself. Y'know, I think I'll just wait for fresh fries, thank you. Come on Barbie, let's go NUKE. Flipping for the Fold with Tom. Playing Tetris during Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/0724b740-2bda-11ee-ae1c-4f571f065c7a/media.mp3
TMS 2498: For the Hoard
Published: Tue, 25 Jul 2023
Description: Lawns are stupid & dumb. No PR, No HR, and No Lt Yar! Unbreakable Kimmy Shit. Frogpants: The Match Making Specialists! Stupid Pioneer Day. Alexander the Great can happen to anyone. Napoleon was Exiled without Tots! Gosh! Thanks a lot He-Man, YOU DICK! I'm so glad humans don't explode. (v) YOU CAN EAT RICE (but not if you're a pigeon). Prison Approved Podcast. Double Dip Firework Day. Bureaucratic Nimrods. The Whale Exploded. Oh The Huge Manatee. Dan Dan The Table Top Man and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2497: Karen Abdul-Jabar
Published: Mon, 24 Jul 2023
Description: Eartha Kitt Cosplay. My Identity Was Nearly Lyfted. She trained the cats to USUALLY do tricks. Pandamanians. Google Doesn't do that Shit for Free. Is her cough finally in beta? Cilantro Murphy. If your under 7 foot, I ain't heard of ya. No Mob Activity Here! *WINK*. Rest in peace Ms Marvel... Long Live Ms Marvel... Crossing Frozen Rivers. Guys hold yourself, it will be on fire tonight. 50% Cats doing Tricks, 50% Cats NOT doing Tricks. Scammers, Go Eat A Butt. Marvel's Multiverse malaise with Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2496: Thump That Melon
Published: Thu, 20 Jul 2023
Description: Need to take a pith. Don't Tip Like a Bitch. Doctor Roxy Full of Moxy. Bezel Your Fruit. What's the Frequency Amy. Smell the button. The Bourne Supreme. There are words out there I don't use. I rolled the dice in Shreeveport. Stream pottery, not surgery. Wordle and Sour Dough. Melon Meat. You'd be Mad to watch it on Max. Two-Bite Brownie Books With Amy. How not to be horrible with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/c4347d78-2722-11ee-b29d-d7f44078b777/media.mp3
TMS 2495: Gran Chorizo
Published: Wed, 19 Jul 2023
Description: Spirit Halloween Planet. Sitting on my face was the wrong answer. It's a Bust Alright! Wenn ist das Nunstck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! I'm just drawing boobs, Your Honor! No one expects the Tadpool Inquisition. Something's Wet on Lillith. One-twelfth of Angry Men. The apocalypse isnât gonna paint itself. Unsolicited Kissplaining. Pop In with a Little Hee Haw. Invasion of the Cheap Costume Snatchers. Youâre listening to 97.5 W-C-R-A-P! DOS Buys Pitfall Harry with Tom. Push you away from recommittals with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/4d9a240e-265c-11ee-8d27-d3324152573b/media.mp3
TMS 2494: Slippery Chicks
Published: Tue, 18 Jul 2023
Description: Pantsters Local 513. Eyeball articulation. Abbott Hibbert Ibbotson. Passing the Grand Budatest. My burger is nothing but cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese! Persian, spelled like the rug. Creamy-filled center of the tall people. Falling down the Cumberbatch hole. BK: Home of the Whipper Fapper! Upside down Pulsating Fireball. What part of him was blue? I would still say beard. Wes Anderson's Parasite. Name That Thing with TV's Travis. Handsfree Holding with Bill. Exciting the Molecules with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2493: Upscaley Mayonnaise
Published: Mon, 17 Jul 2023
Description: Coming up on TMS, He's Bald now, but still cool. Sugar Booger. Teletubbies, taking drugs without all the expense. Play Your Holes and Get Out. Bongs and Golf. Grumpy Fertday Boy. AI-Created Oil. Think of an accountant. That's what he looks like. Arby's - The Scumbag Dinner. Got a Nickleback from Kroger. My Accountant Is Hanging With Snoop Dog. Brian describes Math Metal. Burger King Hates Kids. Mushroom soup super dump. SAGging Profits with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/a698412c-24c6-11ee-bfba-739a770b02a9/media.mp3
TMS 2492: Aquapocolypse
Published: Thu, 13 Jul 2023
Description: The Definition of Insanity is crossing Kim. Whenever I smell my mom... Full Time Run Around and Do Shit People. 82% is 100%. Scott's Mom Is Ripe. Clement X the rapping Pope. Water Appreciation. Mom Loves A Mall. Of Course, Tom Runs. There Will Be Burger Time. Old Idioms of Insanity. Noisy Kinks. Kiss in a Nutshell. The Most Boring Voice in Rock and Roll. Dinosaur Therapy with Amy, Human Therapy with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/1f6a2cc8-21a2-11ee-aac0-9bb3821cddef/media.mp3
TMS 2491: Cheese Feud
Published: Wed, 12 Jul 2023
Description: How's the old lady? How's Kim doing these days, you know she's got a casserole in the trunk. Petal Protocol. Shave the Nickle. Finnish is Hard, English is Dumb. Hey, uh, can I get a cheeseburger with no cheese. We don't have mountains here. If you like it then you've gotta put a pickle on it. Wotzishere Sauce! Check out the old hobo though. Eatin That Raw Ass Onion. Gettin' down with the pickles. Mustard? More like... MUST HAVE! Sussing out the rigmarole with Tom! Shirtless & Bald Reccamentals With Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/c13a8dcc-20da-11ee-813b-6fb15cbd1f75/media.mp3
TMS 2490: Outrageous Contagious
Published: Tue, 11 Jul 2023
Description: Darth Tina. Is it too early to get a Grimace Milkshake. Pneumonia+. Grandma's Double Dipping Spit Shine! The Jimmy Johns Grammar Nazi. Measuring time in Wonka bars. You can lick your thumb all you want, it won't put the paint back on. The Shittiest Walgreens. Emergency casserole in the trunk. Paternity... By Povitch. Enjoy HGTV in Hospital Honey, I'm off to a SPARKS CONCERT! I don't need to see my Wagu Cow. How Many Pneumonias Can You Get? Making More Makers with Bill. Glados waves with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/3ca75808-2010-11ee-96d9-7f1fbb2140cb/media.mp3
TMS 2489: Aquafert
Published: Mon, 10 Jul 2023
Description: I've known this kid since she came out the chute. Johnson Mind Meld. What's an Aquafier, cause I really need to know? Diarrhea Mind Meld. Through the ground and the gravity and the stuff. Big Adult Feet Running Down the Hallway. Carter Caught the Double Dragon. Larry Waterman. They didn't have science and math back in the 90s. A little Brian Divot. We named the other lung Indiana. Congratulations On Using 65,000 Gallons Of Water. Milkshake: a Neat Idea. All stuff are pointing north. The Ditch Snakes can have the Light with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/ef5eaa12-1f45-11ee-b0c5-bf22f0449a28/media.mp3
TMS 2488: Birds are Dicks!
Published: Wed, 05 Jul 2023
Description: I can't hear you. Your shirt is too loud. Stay by the Push Pin People. I like to flush when I Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Futuristic Medieval Times. On The Road To Destiny! I just realized I don't want to die. Chloe More Turrets. You want Water world?! Cuz this is how you get Waterworld! Public Pooping. You MUST Pay The Chud! You'll get no water, no flushing and no Lt Yarr!! We, quote, played, golf. Fire Jenkins! Better Off Thread with Tom... and John Cusack... AND A CAVEMAN! Good Effing Bleeping Recommentals! and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/4e4b6956-1b5a-11ee-afe4-9b6cfd75fae7/media.mp3
TMS 2487: Very Muppety
Published: Thu, 29 Jun 2023
Description: Read by a Frickin' Laser. Clare Island, naked yelling mandatory. A Ride with Brian's Pianst. Pits N Bumps N Pits N Bumps. Read it from the other siiiiide. Cersei Helpy Guy. They all live in a hole! Where'd the accent come from?! What's the day before the Fourth? Infinity War vs Endgame, shut up so I can eat. Sometimes Books and TV Shows Are Different - Deal With It. The Mediocre Miss Maisel. TikTok In The Shower With Your Therapist. All Accents Should be the Same! Reclaim The Clay With Amy. Final Destinations with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/151bf78e-16a2-11ee-8f63-1bf3dd68be36/media.mp3
TMS 2486: Dead Media Society
Published: Wed, 28 Jun 2023
Description: Books: The Dead Tree Media Format! No nuts, no dough, and no Lt. Yar! Hat. Whip. Snakes. Scar. Words. Moves Like Jagger. The Tacos are merely OK. Baby nails are sharp do do do do. No Man Is A Pretzel. I don't like blood infested meeeeeeeeeeat! Ever Lay is a beautiful name. Come on Eileen, it's the weather robot. Weâve got a great big poop truck convoy. You Wasted $1 on a Zune. We're leaving, on the midnight Train to Vegas. Milking Robots with Tom. Recommentals but not the one your thinking of and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/36aba674-15da-11ee-a5e6-430c256459f5/media.mp3
TMS 2485: Biggest of Shots
Published: Tue, 27 Jun 2023
Description: Weird mutant fish body. Real Housewives of Utah Island. Building a Shaq sized strawman. Total Seinfeld Moment! Shequille O'Neal. She Thumbs Up'd me, thinking that was enough! Let's Go Get Tired. The answer is Bud Light. 3.6% of people had no antibodies, no COVID-19 and no Lt Yar. Being Tall Doesn't Make You Good at Basketball. TMS: We knew you'd be back. Kayak Payback. Blackbird stealing fruit in the dead of niiiiight. Henderson is a bad Pokemon. Covid, Clout Chasers & Con-Crud with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/a8a93656-150d-11ee-89b6-cb4ab5ff26d0/media.mp3
TMS 2484: Embrace the Butter
Published: Mon, 26 Jun 2023
Description: LaPorte Protrusion. I'm Knackered. Giving birth to a marshmallow. I'll Soon Be Naked. Beating Aunt Barb. Laughing Clown level of Pain. How Tall is Mile High Stadium Because I Like Really Wanted to Know. There Will be No Marvel, No Netflix, and No Lieutenant Yar! There were two hills! Charles the Cyst. Bib Convert. Werewolf Of Ohio. Puff Granddaddy Pink-Eye. I'm Cycling up that hill. Beast Nation with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/9a6eb3ec-1443-11ee-a448-fb1d21d4c1f3/media.mp3
TMS 2483: Practical & Not Janky
Published: Thu, 22 Jun 2023
Description: Let the resin hit the floor. Don't Cyclobenzoprine and print. Come down period. Taste the Duke. There's a little trunk in the front. Brian bikes uphill both ways in the hail! Bird Triage. The Axis of Pain & Time! Florien Gadsby: Destined for Pottery. Cheecharon an Chongaron. Poorly Drawn Elephant. I've got to ride my Bicycle, I've got to ride my Bike. Bigger Than a Sparrow, Smaller Than a Wren. Have you heard the word about the bird? Arrogant Cephalopods with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/99e8435e-111c-11ee-b1a0-d3b9df78fe46/media.mp3
TMS 2482: Gross Point Scott Blank
Published: Wed, 21 Jun 2023
Description: Can't Explain The Balls. The Morning Sneeze. I'm not THAT grossed out by man wieners! Bread Bag Karen. YOU have a nipple problem. Show me a wrinkly elbow! The Ocean is CANCELLED!!! Doesn't Know A D20 From A Gelatinous Cube. Let's Go Down The Breath Aisle. Got any more of that Canadian Smoke? Message in a forum. Cat Ass Trophy. Nose Whistle. Everybody Wants to Sell You Something with Tom. Giving each other the willies with Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/4bdf4482-1059-11ee-b47a-ab40f4a2de06/media.mp3
TMS 2481: The Nitty & The Gritty
Published: Tue, 20 Jun 2023
Description: Hell Is A Deli With No Cornish Beef. You get NO Penn, NO Teller and NO LIEUTENANT YAR! Flat Hats and Jorts. I'm Jewish so we don't have a hell. A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply. Kush, Moose, and Avocado Boy. A Whale of an Asteroid: 84 Orcas Big! Every Woman Is Tina. Homo-opathy is so gay. It's 10PM. Get a Whopper in ya! We All Didn't Die Yesterday. What is this pizza on a giant wooden plate thing? Dad Hats Aren't Flat and Stupid. The rebels have a base on Willdoran, with Bill Doran. Rubbing your face on trees with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.TMS 2481 discusses various topics including Diablo 4, junk food choices, Vegas experiences, Final Fantasy 16, a massive asteroid passing Earth, a woman found alive in a coffin, a pork rind recall, a gas station robbery setup, and listener messages. The show also features songs, Bill's projects, science with Bobby, and ends with Patreon benefits and a show title. Find the livestream link at frogpants.tv and more details in the provided URLs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/4afe0572-0f90-11ee-9718-93a6d7e5980e/media.mp3
TMS 2480: Oops, All Barbs
Published: Thu, 15 Jun 2023
Description: mmmmmmmmmmmm... Forced Sausage. Riboflavin Calcium Vitamin C. The sound of dicedtomato - meh. Hallmark Replacement Therapy. I'm ready to talk about balls. Across the Spoiler-verse. Rusty dog nails, you get all the shots.Clare-ification. Flip Flop it Forward. Mad Miles: Spider Road. All Barbie All The Time. Florida Feline. What the Frick am I Watching. Letting your sponge fly across the room with Amy. Poorenting with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/e115718c-0ba1-11ee-b93a-439494ee1a54/media.mp3
TMS 2479: Cuke Umbers
Published: Wed, 14 Jun 2023
Description: Now there's a Ldy Finger! Ey, I'm Italian Fuggedabboudit. Pickled Grandpa Peeing in the Fridge. Immature Content Warning. Sipowitz's Butt. The New Phase Of Dumb. Fireworks killed the dinosaurs. Roguelike Burger. I loved David Koresh in CSI Miami. I'll be in my bunk. Everyday I'm Pickling. I don't like sneeeeeeeeeaking. Kim's Chi. Reddit and Weep with Tom. 53 Million reasons to watch Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/52f44d18-0ad6-11ee-b918-6f46b54a1f63/media.mp3
TMS 2477: Heaving Dragon
Published: Mon, 12 Jun 2023
Description: Moist from the juice. One Tall Bald Man. Nuts to Butts! Generative Barb Fill. Woke Texan Yoga Elephants! Poisonous Frog Pants. Big Dick's M'Nards. Excalibur. Cos I don't care. You get NO Projects, NO Kickstarters, and NO LIEUTENANT YAR! Extra Nobody. I think she hates the French. Just Like a Saturday Night Dinner at Ibbott's Air BnB. Downward Facing Pachyderm. Splitting the Donut. My Little Transformah with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/ee117f5a-0941-11ee-8719-8bad2b06b59d/media.mp3
TMS 2476: Fred Raggle
Published: Thu, 08 Jun 2023
Description: Multi-Generational Uncle Ibbott. No Wizard Sword Games. Brian's got a Ticket to Ride but his aunt don't care. $16K for Gay Dot Gay. President's Death Day. This Is Still Stunningly Stupid. Collecting Domains like they're Pokemon! Hey, is it uhh too early to get a ration of rum, please? Dust in Old People's Brownies. Tricentennial - We'll Be Dead. Discouraging Seatbelts. The Point is to Win Some Shit. Jefferson's Junk. John Adams' Parasite. Corduroy and Denim with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/74d8a4e0-0619-11ee-98c4-b748f094d6e0/media.mp3
TMS 2475: Insto TikTok
Published: Wed, 07 Jun 2023
Description: Americans are the worst, just ask a Canadian. If it's Candy Crush, I'll SHIT myself. Tears of the Breath of the Wild of the Kingdom. Just Lucid Enough. Silly Rabbit, Pokemon's for kids. You got No 3G, No App Store and No Lieutenant Yar. I'm In The Wrong Province, But You're In The Wrong Country! Let's Have More Dummies in Box Hats. Here Comes High Pants McGillicuddy. Do Cats have Backbones 'Cause I Like Really Want to Know. 7 Second naked fan photos. Look me up on Friendstagram. A Force of Lukes. Pulling Jeri Ryan Outta Your Butt. I'M WATCHING PORN with Tom. I got this hat from Recommentals with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/c4307a60-0559-11ee-8bb7-73691867a7bc/media.mp3
TMS 2474: Rancid Butter and Smelly Cheese
Published: Tue, 06 Jun 2023
Description: Disregard Previous Shit. Vice President Mayonnaise. Hold my iBeer. He Flossed His Mind. A glass of milk in a suit. Catbird Moonphase Unit Zappa. I Don't Like Sugar and Beaaaaaaaaaaans. The Mac makes it Scottish. Happy Anniversary! Here's a sandwich. Lock 'em Up and Shut the Colgate. I'd like a hot dog please. Is Coke OK? Fartgas Bertum. Bulletproof Monk Coffee. Making Things Across the Spiderverse with Bill. Down the Toilet Hole with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/4c5d7f12-048f-11ee-b577-c350ca16dda0/media.mp3
TMS 2473: The Hole Healed
Published: Mon, 05 Jun 2023
Description: I Underestimate the Tadpool. Birds are Drones, Prove It You Can't! Is Oxygen a gas cuz like I really wanted to know? You get NO Scatcat, No Sledgehammer, & No Lieutenant Yaaaar! It didn't feel long, it felt right. 98 year old man dies... HARD CORE!!! Did You Know Diablo Came Out? A tentacle for every finger. Don't google it. Or count the bumps. Turns out Canadian robbers are still Canadian. Bold-Faced Typographical Lies. Barbie name is what? Showering with the guys. A Good Hippie Moment. Into, Across, and Beyond the Spiderverse with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/fc2625da-03c1-11ee-a0bc-f7518b86cf19/media.mp3
TMS 2472: Squandered Opportunity
Published: Thu, 01 Jun 2023
Description: RK - Really Yellow. Why are Men? 46 year old chubby women, covered in mud are my thing. The Sniff Of Weights. Jorts are a little suspect. Age/Sex/Legs. I think Brian might like Spiderman. I'm pushing it in! Full Jackass Moment. Bluetubey. Change into Your Grubbies, We're Doin' Sandbags! Did I Ever Tell You About the Time I Was a Chef and a Butcher? Frogpiss! Throw Pottery & People Out of Your Chatroom With Amy. Cheating Cancer with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/06814ce4-00a2-11ee-90fc-8b9246fb70c1/media.mp3
TMS 2471: Hardy Farties
Published: Wed, 31 May 2023
Description: Shit, It's Poop Francis. It's a-me Pushing the Pills! America's Got Stuff in Their Fridge. A Bidet for Biden. Bitch-ass men rate pain. Both Taken and Left Plums. Quarter Sucker. No Sunshine, No Paper, and No Lieutenant Yar! Are You Groot. Comparing grapes to watermelons. Blood on my Sneakers. You won't believe what you can do with a bathroom tissue roll. Snopes, Dawg. Bump the Crabs in the Tunnels. Transform The Game Experience with Tom. So You Think You Can Walk in a Straight Line with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/73c6a87e-ffd7-11ed-ac21-03cdc6ffef76/media.mp3
TMS 2470: Permanent Nubbins
Published: Tue, 30 May 2023
Description: Your mom is Batman. Vegan Clare, Bacon Zoe. We've gone full Nick Cage! How Old is Six? Skewompus Laces. When is Van Going Home? Blind on Purpose for 15 Minutes. Up Someone's G-String. Akwabirdfina. Legless Mona Lisa in a Hellscape. Are There 15 Spiders On The Floor? He's Got Sonar Crap. Katniss and Link 4ever. Sniffing Wood with Bill. Creamy Bananas with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/a83e5380-ff10-11ed-a0c5-6bcbb67ed4dc/media.mp3
TMS 2469: N is for Mountain
Published: Thu, 25 May 2023
Description: Highly Trained Medical Leeches. Happy True Star Wars Day. All my fancy friends are coming over tonight! Let The Turds Fly. Gay Mini Fridge. I changed blood with my dad, what did you do this weekend? Alternashug. Covered in Leprechaun Shit. Tina Ran Bartertown. Deep Fake Fried Paula Deen. A Metal Lathe is Like a Wood Lathe but for Metal. National is fine. League is fine. No more Zingers, ya fatty! I Take Care of the Two, My Name is MAX. I'm looking at the Manatee in the mirror with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/0ab71dd2-fb22-11ed-97af-2f9f02116adc/media.mp3
TMS 2468: Intentional International
Published: Wed, 24 May 2023
Description: Brian knows ALL the Bangles. Luis Gooseman. The Long Weiner Goodnight! Marriage is geeky, right? Phil Wasn't Very Lucky. Ren Faire Type Deal. The All New Hyundai Rogue and Vagabond. The Silver Filling Conspiracy. A.I. D.D.S. I Think I Caught a Marathon Bomber. Thank You YOUTH, for your candy and bad choices! Dr. Dre isn't a real Doctor. Oil Disposal Is Not a Geeky Hobby. Order Word Difficult Is. Extracting Your Knowledge with Tom. Momotional Recommentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/313bf8ac-fa59-11ed-9fe4-8fbb10ee4335/media.mp3
TMS 2467: Patella Pasta
Published: Tue, 23 May 2023
Description: I don't like spaghetti bolog-kneeeeeees. Other than the wiener one, I am factory fresh. Patience Rawbone was My Quaker Stripper Name. Rearrangeable & Mountable. You Want the Tooth? You Can't Handle the Tooth! Take a left turn at Green Boots. Doctor Showbotnik. Have Your Experienced Cuppage? Knee Tastes Like Chicken. This is not the Mountain I wish to die on. I'd Watch Rufus Change His Clothes. Usually you are Pushed. Jane Quit Quit. Bill Can Build it But He Ninten-Won't. Diapers and Concrete with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/cfa06ce0-f98b-11ed-809f-4728bd4a842d/media.mp3
TMS 2466: Pizza is Public Food
Published: Mon, 22 May 2023
Description: Flame Canada. I Don't Like Beeeeeeeer (in Tina Voice). The Right Way To Go To High School. Extra Virgin Coffee. AI AI O. Lady Mix Tapes, For Ladies. I Neither Left with Pepsi but took with Pizza. Netless and Nutless. IT'S TOO EARLY FOR A FISH SANDWICH EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE!! Concertville. Ready for the White Man's Overbite. You say Playlist, I say Mix Tape. The Hamburgler Has Moved Onto Pizza. Butt Spooning. The Furs are still Psychadelic. AppSlappy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2465: Hard Lyfting
Published: Thu, 18 May 2023
Description: This Is All The Begas You're Getting. I Could Fight a Moth for Hours. You're probably right but still Eff off. They paved Paradise and put up a Vegas sign. We stopped for pee and pretzels. No music in your car for 10 hours is a murder scene. The Flamingo is Staying. Elongated Muskrat. Vegas Parental Freedom. No Whacking Doodles in Brian's Lyft. Blame Chuck & Marc. I don't like Beeeeeeees (in the Pool). Eff the Dritish with Amy. I'm back from the Vegas bazaar. You don't know how lucky you are, boy. A Road Trip with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2464: Hairy Lady Knuckles
Published: Thu, 11 May 2023
Description: California Is More Because It's Long. Scheduled Temporary Podcast Uncoupling. Utah is getting a lot of action. We're gonna squirt ya some new music. The Neighboring Zones are Brown. Version 2 raised the bar... literally. I love your Zune, It's so girthy. Well that's the Wookiee Calling the Hobbit Hairy! Why is there Christmas music? Dunaway's boobie holder. I tried studying chloroform but it just kept putting me to sleep. Dorks from Wisconsin and Their Bubblers. My fingers get weird. Pot-throwing book tests with Amy. Choking on Trampolines with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2463: California EXTREME!
Published: Wed, 10 May 2023
Description: Scott is a power bottom. Would. You. Like. To. Play. A. Card. Game? Minnesota Bedroom Casual. My Hands Don't Scan. You son of a glitch. Jim Rummy sends his regards. Scott's gold grill. Still Got the Crab Fingers. Apologies to I_am_Matt_Damon. (V) Did I ever tell you about the time I voted, shirtless, from bed in Minnesota. I googled wolves. The Sun Rises, The Sun Sets, Scott Maintain His Streaks. The Best Recurring Bit Ever. I Don't Like Decks of Beeeeeeeeees. Spinning 50 Plates with Tom. Babble On About Recommentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2462: Blue On-Air Light
Published: Tue, 09 May 2023
Description: You'll get No TMS Monday, No TMS Tuesday, No TMS Wednesday and No Lt. Yar. Can't Tell Soft from Hard. My butt just had a rapid unscheduled pressure event. I Don't Like Soft Geeeeeeeeees. The ol' team entrance hole. Depodcastinization. Don't watch Alan cumming. Lyfting Gum off the floor. Hello? Is This Your Phone You're Calling For? The Vegan Glaswegian. Let's say it's Mayonnaise. Lord of the Rings-style Lightsaber. 661 pounds of Fruit Roll-Ups! Punished 3D Prints with Bill. The WHO chief with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2461: The Royal Toot
Published: Mon, 08 May 2023
Description: I don't care what your turnip prices are, I'm out. King Tampon III. Queen Camilla Is A Chore. Queen Lithpabith. Bracelets of Sincerity and Wisdom +2. It's a me Stario Lord. Accidental Filmsack. Rhyming About Mom's Spaghetti for 12 Hours. Count the phlingers. Come back, Fatty Hogan. Welcome to Weed Island! Hyper micced up royal white noise. Foot Bath, that's some real gourmet shit! Very Americanish accent with Monica. A whole lotta grading goin' on with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2460: Popeye Soprano
Published: Thu, 04 May 2023
Description: You can't script Clare. Oh shit it's Chuck. Ease into a Slim Jim. Unloading Mr Carbonara. I Don't Like Bear Jerkyyyyyyy. Hats off to your fauxhawk! May the Fert be With You. Didja Ever Lose Your Porn Card? I Don't Like One Million Beeeeees. Wait, that video was for the Pandas? Booger Bedecked. No Porn in the Utah. Weinersmith! Everybody loves Puppets with Amy. She's Normal, How Weird, with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2459: Poke Shiny Things On A Screen
Published: Wed, 03 May 2023
Description: Show me your Magic Missile. Eat a dick Pam. My days of being a ten year old girl are long behind me. The internet casts Power Word: Lag. Welcome to the Morning Stream STOP. Win! Barryyyyyyy! He's got Bradley Cooper Eyes! Gorf, the Voltron of video games. The Living Embodiment Of A Milkshake. Polymorph: Turn Stuff into Shit. Throw your Cheetos and leave. (v) Oh I'm terrible with names. Holding Off on Humpin'. (v) Did you ever forget your pass keys with Tom. Recommending the Monkeysphere and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2458: Karaoke Virgin
Published: Tue, 02 May 2023
Description: Look at me. I am the hot pot captain now. Spice Grandmas. He Speaks Kinglish. Cocaine Lamb. It's All Rocket Surgery to Me. Kevin's Main Squeeze. Chewable Freakin' Heartburn Things. What does a worm even need? YOU CAN USE ICE! Pardon me, could I have a snort full of blow? It was Fred Schneider what wrecked it. Neither Take Hot Pots Nor Leave Hot Pots. Moist Bait. Washing Out The Johnson Stink With Bill. Renouncing Science with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2457: Puppet Vomit
Published: Mon, 01 May 2023
Description: Bling the Schmegma. Nobody Kissed My Dice. Side-saddle the toilet. We went to Vegas and nobody died. Hot Cow Piss. Loud volumetric human. Baby needs a new pair of Frogpants. Only Murders in the Dungeon. Don't forget to pop your nibble. Undock Your Clare Hisssssss. Bobby is Rain man. Definitely Rain man. Contractionating Words. Don't Eat Zoo Food. PunchedInTheArm.com. Scott Takes A Class With MajorSpoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2456: Bed, Bugs and Beyond!
Published: Thu, 20 Apr 2023
Description: Pour Some Coffee On Me. I Don't Like Rapid Unscheduled Disassemblyyyyyy. Vending Machines, They Have the Meats. Without me, how would my headache get around. A Bicycle Built For Chuck. You're wallowing in your own Filth Jerry (Kramer). That one gets in my cheese and melts it. Caffeine Bear. Open the Pod Bay Doors, Brian. You Almost Became a Bear Sandwich! Once There Was This Guy Who Sang Karaoke and Came Down to Vegas. If drunk karaoke singers are know for anything, itâs coordination. They Call Me Caramelo. Teats on the Moon with Amy. Third Eagle of the Therapists with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2455: Original Flavor Dax
Published: Wed, 19 Apr 2023
Description: You'll get no points, no prize, and NO LT. YAR. Forgetting Gary Marshall. Who vacations in Ohio? Remind me that this is Fun. Quark the Pimp. Swag Crap Coming Down The Pipeline. Come for the Pizza stay for the TMS. Crisis on Infinite Kids. Slut Machine. Do coins have brains. It's time for Sunday Night Battleball. Number 2 is Number 1. Blackjack definitely Blackjack (Rainman). Knowing all the Words with Tom. Blehcommentals with MotherBleepers in the Government and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/7cefd220-ded7-11ed-b026-07731a294fdc/media.mp3
TMS 2454: Shub Genre
Published: Tue, 18 Apr 2023
Description: Not beefing or queefing. Grimace: The Purple Psychic Chicken Nugget. Weekend at Birdies. Hillbilly beat boxing. How do you do, fellow birds? Heefin' and Meefin'. Sentient Milkshake. Not Made Of Cats. Well Stitch my Lyft. Ronald McDonald's Side Chick. It'll be One Week till we hit Vegas. He's a dumb fat purple raisin. Hey internet, can we stop talking about this? It's a Japanese Goth Girl Cafe (YMCA). Gazing into the past with Bill. What the Flock with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2453: Metting & Gretting
Published: Mon, 17 Apr 2023
Description: You'll get no showbot, no emojis, and no Lieutenant Yar!! Red On Air Hilt. I Don't Like Laten........cyyyyyy. Schrödinger's TMS. There are many Kevins, but this one is mine. Gently cupping them noodles. Congealed Slab of Noodle. Why don't you go to St George and DIE! That's a lovely place to die. Prop Me Up On A Raft In Las Vegas. Excuse me while I masticate. The Plaza Cares! Oh no! Clare found the Youtube channel. Being Bernadette. Post-a-pickle-iptic Games with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2452: Interpolation Automation
Published: Wed, 12 Apr 2023
Description: Babyyyy Fart do do do do do do. This soup is not OSHA approved. DEEZ NUTZ Vending. Show Me Your Cookies. Depeche a la mode. While My Keytar Gentle Meeps. Maintaining Eye Contact During a Fart. Apple Jail - They Call it the Juicer. Is AI Smashmouth better than Nickelback? The Donnettes party. Almond Joys: a misleading log of sadness. Soulful methane production. App-Connected Golf Tees. 9 Days? NEIN! You can't see a tempest if it's in a teapot with Tom. Recommentals are not for everyone with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2451: Dog Spurt
Published: Tue, 11 Apr 2023
Description: The Life of Brians. Stupid Brain Pee. Grab my Galactus. Now Grab Your Sentinel. KTdata is Scott's backup plan. Just Close Your Face. Fast and Furious 1872. Sir you were going 400 gallops per hour. Spoiler alert, Ali Wong smells like Beef. Magic Johnson's secret to good health? Being incredibly rich and having lots of free time. The Harbor Freight guarantee: It works long enough. Nobody Wants Burnt Pizza. The boys are not alright. Neither Took Kids, Nor Left Kids. Tooling your Own Tools with Bill. Puff Puff Fusion with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2450: Gross and Sexy
Published: Mon, 10 Apr 2023
Description: Growing 5 inches in 1984. Brian gets Physical (physical). Suck my Tongue. You'll get no Freddys No Five Guys and no Lieutenant Yar. produce and sell gerbles. The Pezzident. Too lazy for a Hawaiian shirt. Neither take straws nor leave straws. Blinded by the Blacklight. Take a Gun/Leave a Gun. Microsoft free in 2023! Clams full of sand don't feel right on the tongue. Star Wars X: Still Skywalkin'. Every Stephen Everywhere All At Once. Looking for Hitler in all the wrong podcasts with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream...P.S. Don't Cry. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/e4a4b77e-d7c4-11ed-bc3c-f37dcd40a667/media.mp3
TMS 2449: The H is Silent
Published: Thu, 06 Apr 2023
Description: Taco Bell hot sauce: cleaning pennies AND colons. Sending out an O-S-O. Raised to say hooker. Kempt and Sheveled. Paging Dr Slenderfinger. This dryer blows. Snorting Road Coke. I'm not hearing the Theeeeeeeeeme. Better Not Call Badger. There will be no ringy dingy and NO Lieutenant Yar! Why Did My Aunt Cancel Me on Facebook? Half horse, half man Seder. Sussy Vinegar. George Clooney's Big Meat Fists. Gobbling books with Amy. There's something to remember with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2448: Ghost Insurance
Published: Wed, 05 Apr 2023
Description: Gayest Denny's in the Land. Twenty Twenty Two Three. Hit by a cold 7 inches. Casper the friendly insurance adjuster. Jon Jagger, not my wife! Self-Cloning Monster Goldfish. Village Inn of the Damned. I am Garrotte. Waiting for the other shoe knife to drop. Heelys the other Shoe Gadget. I'm High Up Here! One Pool of Fries, Please. James Bond and the TSA violations. You Almost Became a Q Sandwich! Tech Is The Way with Tom. The Memes are Taking Over with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/b46ac0b4-d3d5-11ed-9c6c-c334e542c288/media.mp3
TMS 2447: Escape O'Room
Published: Tue, 04 Apr 2023
Description: Land O' Lukes. What's Under YOUR Eyepatch? Shit Sneeze. Deep Roy, Devourer of Worlds. Leakin' Schmoo Fluid from the Ding Dong. Tiny Four Year Old Shit. My Wife, The Xenomorph. Breakfast Noods. The Card Always Says Moops. Wendy's Old fashioned Jawbreakers. He's ten years younger. Does that make him my cousin or my nephew? Microsoft Luggage Simulator. Check Under The Burger Lid. GoPro On A Stick With Bill. You're Not Bill, Dammit with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/8bfeb604-d30c-11ed-9c3a-33bf14a634e0/media.mp3
TMS 2446: Bare Minimum Monday
Published: Mon, 03 Apr 2023
Description: Option 18 with two egg rolls. Six Inches And Growing. Tori Aim-it-at-us. As God as my witness I thought Easter eggs could fly. Hawaiian Shirt Season. Stand in the Place Where You Sit. Non-consensual User Trivia. That's So Dumb. I Love It. Lots of Hand-cocking Going On. It drives the space capsule to the planet or it gets the hamburger helper again. Mario NASKART. Mammoth meat: because size matters. Laying off 7000 people just to get to Perlmutter. Lawsuit Forthcoming. We Don't Like Ike with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2445: Stray Chicklet
Published: Thu, 30 Mar 2023
Description: Brian Eat, Craps, and Leaves Vegas. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, even if it's wrong. The FULL Irish. Monkey see. Monkey can't be bothered to do. Mr Dot McGoo. Microsoft Bingos 95. I am Grogroot. Gym Bros, Working Out Everything But Their Issues. What is this horse doing here and why is it named Charlie? What about the old guy with the bowl of Kix? Judge a Breakfast Place by Its Pancakes. THAT'S the Queen song you go to? 1 Tooth, 2 Tooth, Red Tooth, Blue Tooth compatible. Jack Glasscock and the Charlie Horse. Chore Core: The Novelization with Amy. Rubbing Butter on it with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/897ea0e6-cf20-11ed-85b2-33732da09ea5/media.mp3
TMS 2444: Passive Aggressive Bingo
Published: Wed, 29 Mar 2023
Description: The Left-Handed are Sinister. I'm Brian Ibbott, Prepare to be Touched! We had Zoe at Bacon. Seriously, I'm not drunk. I've only had 15 drinks so far. No Strip Trip. Kia Soul gets Tired. Schrodinger's Revolving Restaurant. In The Territory Of Awkward. Baby Fart Doodoo dododo (like Dunaway). Welcome to the Hotel Wifi Brian. Such a lovely face. It's not just for the gambling. There's also the hookers and cheap weddings. We Are Carvers Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum. Full Throated Relaxation with Tom. Recommentals with Nicole's Mom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2443: The Singular Peanut
Published: Tue, 28 Mar 2023
Description: GOLDFILLLING! We've Lost Left Strutter! OH NO WE'RE GOING TO DIE!... j/k wanna marry me? Mind if I record this in case we crash? Rage against the burrito. Is our show always this gross. A Giant Fart in the Sky. Is there a doctor on the podcast? and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2442: Plain White Tea
Published: Mon, 27 Mar 2023
Description: A bicycle built for poo. I don't like Stewieeeeee. The Avengers: Edamame. Premature Disconnection. Ancient bacterial cultures, huh? Stupid Farmer's Almanac Predictions. Mr Blue Sky with Groot... AND A CAVEMAN! Mumblin' Cotton-eye Joe. Accidental AHole. Dude! Just buy some filament. Big Coffee Has Been Lying to Us. Like what you like. I hate it. Ragnaro is my favorite MCU movie. Japanese Fecal Logistics. Eff this place with Stephen. Leaf Meat with Gwen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/68c28cea-ccc4-11ed-beba-472cf41bf563/media.mp3
TMS 2441: Dune Mom
Published: Thu, 23 Mar 2023
Description: 50 Shades Of Gay. Lawn Poop Vacuum. The Mortal Stream. Miss D. Meaner and Mr. Weiner. Donald Duck Learns The Fibonacci Sequence. Change is hard, use dollars. We called the Cat Crayola. Brian Brine Shrimp. I Don't Like Sea Monkeyyyyyyys. Epiphany is short for electronic piphany. We can dance if we want to. We can watch TikTok behinds. Cement Your Bunghole. Scott's Magic Sand Salad. Deflating the Political Footballs with Amy. I Don't Do Murder with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/874e06e2-c9a1-11ed-a09d-ff3b0fd6780c/media.mp3
TMS 2440: Tickle Pips
Published: Wed, 22 Mar 2023
Description: Galactus Cage Could Eat a Planet for Hours. Cartier Johnson. The Diamond Daughter. All Dressed, Not Naked. That Guy on Twitter Lied Again. Alan Cumming and Alan Going. Derrick Seed. Mash 'em, Fry 'em, Put 'em In A Stew. the villains name pronounced Darkseeeeeeeeid. Crude Crud. Parental Nepotism. It's Frankensteen. Are Doritos made from potatoes, cuz I, like, really wanted to know. A Little Foppish Arrogance. Gravy Of Thrones With Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6ff1ded6-c8d6-11ed-bcef-d3366a0498e0/media.mp3
TMS 2438: Weird Pork Extras
Published: Mon, 20 Mar 2023
Description: Do buffalos have wings, cuz I, like, really wanted to know? Winner Junior. If you wanted to join today, then wait till Wednesday. North Weast Is My Favorite Beer. Shazam. Y'know with Sinbad. Dreaming in Diablo. How does Google form work? I bought my cake and ate it too. This meal didn't make me happy. A Rather TDS Service. Ninety-Nine Pig Balloons. Oh how the turns have tabled. If they're not real, do they count as fake? Superman under the Gunn with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/4ee7808e-c740-11ed-9a94-5bc3ed72ce25/media.mp3
TMS 2437: Rats in the corn chute
Published: Thu, 16 Mar 2023
Description: Snagging the rubber. Whil's Whife. Was there a show yesterday, cuz I, like, really wanted to know? Here Today Gone Temari. The Irish love their Double D. Same place, not my Butt. Paging Dr. Skinny Fingers. Conscience-free '23. An Up Yours Lyfting Story. Googly Eyes Patient Zero. Quit bragging about your Terabytes (Preshow). a 10 hour tool, 10 hour tool. Pickup at Island Five. Cunning Linguists with Amy. Burn-in the burnout with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/84abc4aa-c420-11ed-a464-db4bc97f3850/media.mp3
TMS 2436: Traumatized Batman Resin Sculpture
Published: Tue, 14 Mar 2023
Description: There are 2 things you need to make it in the topless gig economy. New trigger, who dis? Dump a Load on Annie. Squirrely Roundhouse Shenanigans. Never Grant An Interview. kelp, kelp, its happening. It's not being topless that's the problem. It's the cleaning. Come on down to Hitler's Honeysuckle's! Tips for Nips. Is there a show tomorrow, cuz I, like, really wanted to know? I don't belieeeeeeve in ghosts. Shoutout to the tailor. Whenever I look at my package, I check the stream. Punished Clocks with Bill. Spinning yarns with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/4e8742a4-c28c-11ed-ae6d-6b42b8947009/media.mp3
TMS 2435: Nacho Nacho Wins!
Published: Mon, 13 Mar 2023
Description: That Asian Kid's a Hoot! Welcome to the Frogpants Cafeteria (it's a lovely place). Keep your schnauzer out of my schnitzel! No show Wednesday. Brian is a Daddy apologist. Explore the Prostate. AT&T, &T &T, &T. Charles Emerson Cheese III. No time for Oscars Doctor Jones. Catch Up on Your Hooker Culture! The rodent runs on floppies. When you think of wooden marching bands, think of Trojan. How are We Supposed to Watch Wapner? Papa Williams Takes the Court. Scott Does math, Appslappy Edition and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/5bf4cd52-c1c0-11ed-b2f3-179dd893ca13/media.mp3
TMS 2434: My Newt Minute
Published: Thu, 09 Mar 2023
Description: Put Your Gees Back In Your Louise. If I can borrow your phone I can call long-distance for the figures. That bear was one day away from retirement. My Russian Sister from Korea. Keanu Creams. Raspberry Beret Records. Stouffer's: They're Fine. You'll have no Amy, no Wendi, and no Lieutenant Yarr and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/5bdacba0-bea0-11ed-83e1-17ca4d1358b9/media.mp3
TMS 2433: Grooton
Published: Wed, 08 Mar 2023
Description: Wolverine Would Toss That Salad. The Chronic Masticator. The Amazing Adventures of Gassy and Sleepy. Runnin On Kimchi. You Know... Jon Stewart... The Other Green Lantern. Snow cone Dog. Hey, wanna go cluck? Shopping Cart Obstacle Course. The Lad part isn't the issue. AI for one welcome our artificial overlords. Superman. The Answer to Everything. That name again is Doggy Plow. Did he Circumcise the world? Top five top fives with Tom. Everything Everywhere in Three Parts with Randy, Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2432: Flip Floppy Hoo Ha
Published: Tue, 07 Mar 2023
Description: I hate the tuck. The Bride of Frankenberger. Tune in Turn on and Turn against. The Psychology of Strangers. Deer in the doorbell ditch. Our house is a very very very wrong house. Held It Like An Elephant. Exit Through the Dog Poo. Working 9 to 4:30. Big long dude doesn't give a tuck. I went to area 51 and all I got was this lousy probe. Don't push your slow friend. Just outrun them. The Weed Whisper. Pros and Cons with Bill. Bouncy balls of pee with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2431: My Sandwich Board Hell
Published: Mon, 06 Mar 2023
Description: NuDuckDotComComcast. Stinky Rotten Cabbage Bag. Utah's Hottest Available Singles! The Witch The wardrobe and the Weiner. You'll have no Discovery, no Picard, and no Lieutenant Yarr! Ground beef and Kimchi Starter Pack. I think Pee Wee Herman just sold me a newspaper subscription? What's a lady bro? Darmok and Jilad at Mt Tumulus. Raised in a Norman Rockwell painting. My Pronouns Are Thing....And Useless! Rotten Cabbage Fartsack. You Must Construct Additional Hatchets. Punching Nazis with Stephen. App-slapping Chris Rock and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2430: Bougie Picnic Basket
Published: Thu, 02 Mar 2023
Description: That Looks Like a Pokemon I'd Like to Capture. Hungry Shark do-do-do-do-do Hungry Shark do-do-do-do-do. It all made sense till I woke up. Neither Take Apple Pencils nor Leave Apple Pencils. Skid marks belong on the road, not car seats. The Tomato Shoe Thing is Bullshit. Apple pies and weirdos. WickedKitten on Grindr. Vermonicole. Windows 12: We Figured Our Audio Shit Out. Ring the Exocist my Ford's been Possessed. Leave it to the hate groups to ruin everything. The Nickelodeon Generation. Warm Chocolate Clouds with Amy. Trigger Warnings with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2429: Just suck em
Published: Wed, 01 Mar 2023
Description: Olivia Newton-John, The Taste Of Australia. Jessica Cheese Stain. worrying about doors since 2011. Can I Be Your Personal Hoser? All Forms of BACON Are Accepted. Isn't there a Gladiator movie called Gladiator something? Olympic gold medalist in painting naked wresters. Roseanne Barre Syndrome. The chat doesn't give a crap about your peanut allergy. Enjoy your drink diapers. What are the dried up skins called? M&Ms are based on PEOPLE!!! We need a man to 'splain it! Surprised by Pretzels. The Rollable Square With Tom. Full throated Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2428: Uncomfortably Numb
Published: Tue, 28 Feb 2023
Description: The Tramp Stamp Generation. Rock, paper, scissors, gold, ceramic. Facing mortality at the dentist. In case of Van, don't break glass. Accidentally Racist Bones. Method Hurling! Experts in All Things Fecal. Get A Singer For A Song!! Gold is the gold standard. It-sa me, Lego-las. I'm fine poopin' in a box. 2 Cats Enter 1 Cat Leaves. A Tattooism. Elf Violation. Some of my best friends are dogs. Fingering Hems With Bill. Not Bill's Birthday with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2427: Exit Teeth
Published: Thu, 23 Feb 2023
Description: Scotts Leaky Thing. I Don't Like Bad Taxidermyyyyyy. Shadow, When the Walls Fell. Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Shoot 'em into space. Chocolate Factories Smell Like Willy Wonka Farts. Hello! I'm Reading This in Scott Fletcher's Voice? Murder Hamsters. It's a dog-eat-dog bandage world. I'd rather Jackalope than Fleetwood Mac-alope. Can You Come to Work in Like Sandals 'Cause I Like Really Want to Know... Beaver Problems. I'm a laser man. Snowdew Valley. Pretend You're Good At It with Amy. Switching flips with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2426: Almond Taylor Joy
Published: Wed, 22 Feb 2023
Description: Yellow Bag of Sadness. M-m-m-my granola. Limp Peanuts. There were FORK heads! Fetching Bottled Dasani for the Hobbits. house smells like Deez Nuts. Slippy finger in the bath. Jazz Hands Are Always Confusing toe. Hot Pockets for Neve Campbell. Can't Get Past the Past-ah. Looking for other Forks! WHERE'S TYNE DALY?! Everyone Needs a Plucky Kid. No offense to Tina Yothers. Judgy Granola. The Golden Corral of Tech News, Tom. Everyone repeats Nicole's recommendations and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2425: Sleep Podcasting
Published: Tue, 21 Feb 2023
Description: Utah, the Dutch Oven State. Meth N' Sexy Hotel. Is There A Branch Of The Military That Just 3D Prints Things, Because I REALLY want to know! I'll rub it out later. The bastard cat did it! I plopped my pants. Capture Your Humanoids. I Don't Like Colorado Green Chiliiiiiiiiiii. What's Florida's State aroma these days? You know it's pungent. You say Potato, I say Tobago. Mother penny was the worst James Bond character. The producer knows nothing. So How Does Burgertime Work? Waiting for paint to dry with Bill. it's always good to see Bill, with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2424: Cocaine Dingos
Published: Mon, 20 Feb 2023
Description: Stowaway J Frog. Ant-Man is in Quantumania. Check the Nuts and the Anus. No One Falls Like Gaston! Red On-Air Crabs. I don't like to PEEEEEEE during Ant-Man. Utah man goes on rampage after reading pun filled frog article. The Dunaway Redemption. Buy the Donut for the Sprinkles. The Fall didn't kill em. The Vat of Acid did. Checking Disney Replay. He Who McRemains. Peter Pan 2 Crocodile Boogalooo. ol' Dry Foot Johnson. Trader Joes Seaweed cleanse. Crop dusting the sports department. Jonathan Majors Spoilers with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2423: How I Met Your Matcha
Published: Thu, 16 Feb 2023
Description: Tower Defense your Thermostat. All your memes are belong to us. Rent the Covermobile. Don't get too excited, it's full of white people. Free roaming Kit-Kats. Ibbott Gets the Square. You must construct additional compressors! Love the Book! 1 star. Touching your flesh, or it didn't happen. I Got a Million Views and Still Have to Poop. Take a Turo to get a Gyro. Spaghetti Flossing, Also Bad Up Close. Every dog looks sad in their stupid cone. Lip Control with Amy. America's Next Top Podcaster with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2422: A Cup of Coughy
Published: Wed, 15 Feb 2023
Description: Show Me Your Virginia Johnson. The Naked Gak. Fun-Sized Clare. We named the Scott Indiana. Plop Salad, it's like dump cake, only healthier. Nothing Two Nuts is my favorite rapper. Bunghole Car, Five Stars. The Best Morning Show In The History Of The Universe! Grandma's Algorithmic Fingerprint Extractor. This Is Your Time Peepoo, Enjoy!! Length Is Not As Important As Clarity. 30 Seconds of Jibber Jabber. Forcing the Musk on Us. Refusing to Flip the Tortoise with Tom Merritt. The Woman Who Recommentaled and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2421: Halley's Potato
Published: Tue, 14 Feb 2023
Description: THEN YOU CAN EX-WIFE!!! Aw Shoot, Another UFO. Don't Make Me Say Your Zipcode! Tap dat asteroid. Some Like it Not. An eel slappin' good time! You Lying Sacks Of Turd! This Website is Useless, Better Check it Out. Are Dolphins Fish, because I seriously wanted to know. 99 red balloons Floating in the US sky. The Salem Cat Trials. Criminally Negligent Mrs. Doubtfire. Come to Vegas for a Moment of Clare-ity. Heavy Metal Lego with Bill. Fly to the hills with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2420: Back in the war days
Published: Mon, 13 Feb 2023
Description: Sittin' in a Bikini, Yellin' at the Chat. What's the Multiverse doing these days? You know it's got alternatives. Rihanna Played Next Level Smash Brothers. I don't like mankiniiiiiiiissss. Lyfting Syphilis. Fritos, Cheetos and Doritos. All the food groups. Paper Y'ever Eat Paperrrrr. Everyone Should Kill a Chicken or Cow Once. Emotions are so gay. Recipe For Farts. New house who dis? 30% Less Ellas. like a Chinese wedding funeral. Slap Monkey with Mouse and Dan. Colon Drift App Slappy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2419: Don't Touch the Thermos Tat
Published: Wed, 08 Feb 2023
Description: Poking the parking lot bear. Predator V Shrek. Tell Alexa What You Want, What You Really, Really Want (and she'll obey 7/10 times). 62% Chance He Did That Because He Has A Mercedes. Back In or Pull Out? What, Praytell, is an Ass-Sentinel? pick a number between 5 and 10. 26! He Is One Of MANY A-Holes! And you can ANNE RICE! How's your pull through game? Jackie Earl Haiily Joel Osment. Ol' Cutfoot McLane. Finding Mom's Porn. Set it and Keep Fiddling With It. Always listen to RuPaul. AI gaslighting with Tom. Buttering your Comatoast with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2418: Deep Galileo Hole
Published: Tue, 07 Feb 2023
Description: Wasn't there an Extra Terrestrial movie called E.T. something? Brush Up on Your Bogart. They Had DNA In 1982. Your Father Fought in the Star Wars. Lemon Entry my dear Watson. Nobody puts million dollar baby in the corner. Screwed by Cherries. Proves What, Ya Dumbasses? Pull Up a Potato, We're Having Chair! The Happiest Virus Factory On Earth. I'll Keep Tweaking. Protected by a chunk of cotton. Doing it With Sheep. Bowling with Bill. Beelzebub has a Dodo put aside for me, with Bobbyyyyyy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2417: Body Doodle
Published: Mon, 06 Feb 2023
Description: Assassin's Creed VA LA HA! I don't like the Grameeeeees. Never Dab. Zoe Brings Tina's Birthday. Don't Trigger The Gak! Rocket Raccoon's doodle double. Moist points. I like me some Abba. I like me some Gaga. But I hate me some Kajagoogoo. Don't give a Dammy about a Grammy. My Semi is like silk. Eric Bana in Hannah, Man...a. They All Sound Like Harry Potter Bullshit. The Chips Are Wood, Chips Aren't Supposed to be Wood. Reno Plus. The Devil Leather Book with Monica! AppSlappy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2416: Pavlov's Chatroom
Published: Thu, 02 Feb 2023
Description: If Clare's Your Buddy, Get A THIRD Buddy! Flesh Chute. The Security Guard Was Standing Sideways! Can you come get your DOG!? Periodically Looking at the Periodic Table. Among Veronica's Marshmallows. Adobe Failed the Audition. This Title was generated by ChatGPT and it is funny and clever. KK Slider, Live in Concert. In and Out and Loathing in Las Vegas. Brian Would Walk 500 Drinks. Cock-a-Roach with Natasha Lyonne. Las Vegas Monorail? It's More of a Shelbyville Idea. The Seven Audiobooks You Can't Play on TMS with Amy. Perpetually Returning Socks to Home Depot with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2414: Portal Fixation
Published: Wed, 01 Feb 2023
Description: America: We have the ports. Neither Guinea Nor Pig. Pure Frickin' Water. I can't Stand the Guy but I want his hair. I'd tap that cactus. That Doesn't Make Any Sense, So No. Distill my beating heart. What letter isn't in there? 7. Man of the Dessert. Cactus-Fried Kidneys. Canceling Just to Spite You with Tom. You shouldn't have to ask for recommentals with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2414: 4K Por Que
Published: Tue, 31 Jan 2023
Description: Lovely Lady Dumps. Waiter, There's a Hair in my Ibuprofen. Bang, Zoom, Buzz, To the Moon! Just Let Veronica Win. He Said Cunk With A K. How do hockey jerseys work, cuz I'd like really like to know? Tangfastic! Check Your Toilets. I Don't Like The Black Eyed Peeeeeeees. I Kinda Want To MOUNT The Nasty-Ass Thing! On Bond Road. Down to Zippo. Fecal Parody Litigation. Foam Bat Signal with Bill. Jamming the airplane brakes with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2413: Hi, the Cure
Published: Mon, 30 Jan 2023
Description: From Nun to 13 Children. THEN YOU CAN KEEN WAH! Are you there, God? It's my uterus. I Don't Like Naked Fleaaaaaaaaaaa. Pass it through the pants. I could climb up a greasy poll for hours. Let me defib that burrito for you. Mitsubishi Lettuce Go For a Test Drive. Leg Go of my Taco. The Powder of Me. Throttle Up the BeeJay. Silly podcaster, baths are for kids! what happened to playboy? You know they have talent. Spidereia. Migraine Jacking. Emperor Stephen of Major Spoileria and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2412: Groinal Zones
Published: Wed, 25 Jan 2023
Description: How do you like your eggs? Inexpensive. Butt: The 12th Spice. In Post-Soviet Russia Pez Dispenses YOU. Pillow Murder. Morgan Freeman narrates my dreams. What's the deal with the fang? You don't know DOS. Wasn't The Cat. I'll do the Horsey (sauce). Then you shall have no Popeyes, no chicken sandwich, and no Lt Yar. Going to Bat for Butt Chicken. Black Car Makes Me Fancypants Rather than Frogpants. I Could Pause a Movie For Hours. Icks Nay Subway. Thank a Van with TOM. Confidential Pezidential Documents, Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2411: Paging Dr Tang
Published: Tue, 24 Jan 2023
Description: Happy St Merkins Day. This Message is for Red Sonja. Lovingly Touch Your Modok. Everything Everywhere All Nominated at Once. I Can't Suck My Own. You'll get no Nomination, no Oscar and No Conductor Tarr. All Sequels Are Adaptations. Is anything legal in Missouri. Thank you, Weed People! I Think I Found a Whale Burger. I Don't Like Hairy Seeeeeeeeeeds. Correct and Effect. An Entire Year of Dicks. The Itch to Chop Down Trees with Bill. Nearly Crash Dieting with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2410: Beefy Tips
Published: Mon, 23 Jan 2023
Description: Top of the Ramen to ye. I didn't do the Doctor but I might have done her deputy. I've Seen Loki 'All The Way!'. You're Wrong, Elizabeth, So Wrong. Then you can't eat fried rice.Whatever Happened to TMS Listener? You Know The Guy's Got Talent. Viva Las Vegas Lizzie. Knobs and Balls Break Everyday. Feels A Little Verdant! The Sesame chicken litmus test. A handful of Prince. Dingleberry Douchebag. Ask Your Doctor if TMS is Right For You. Please Bend My Leg. Rolling Hills Flat Zone with Steven. Regina On My Mind With Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2409: Edging The Vinyl
Published: Thu, 19 Jan 2023
Description: Amputate The Grandma. Don't Put That in Your Mouth. A Saturday Night at Froggers House. Lies and the Lying Liars who Lie. Nobody pays me to talk to my wife. Pinball Wizard's Garage Sale. Pants on fire indicator. Keep your leg, make a lamp out of it. Aggressive Microtransactions. The curse of Karen and Brandon. I hate it when songs get stuck in my head...in your head, zombie, zombie. Don't finger the Vinyl. The centipede that led to my wife. Leave the Gun, Take the CannoLeg. Reading is Fundamental with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2408: Optimistically Pessimistic!
Published: Wed, 18 Jan 2023
Description: Ginko Bologna. Up your carb hole. The Last Mandalorians of Us. That's appropriation, mate! Pasties and Meatballs. All Those People Are Dead. The throat in the back of the neck thing. The Free Hotel Room is still Free. I have a question about 1 hour 28 minutes into episode 739. Lisa Loeb Might Stay. (s) Bowie, Bowie your hair is a mess. Tater Pillers. Uh Oh! No Spaghettios! Feral colon. 4000 Characters Of Tom Merritt. Murder porn Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2407: Let's go Cantaloupe!
Published: Tue, 17 Jan 2023
Description: I Like Tiny Pasta and I Cannot Lie. And It Comes With a Free Raspberry. vomit: the Ctrl-alt-del of the stomach. With His Mouth, Not With His Butt. Post Holdings Cereal. The Study of Meat Texture - Zombie Edition. Facing Shingles Head On. No Decisions, No Pasta and No Lt Yar. As god is my witness i thought Jamie Lynn Spears could fly. Spin the Cowboy guts in Vegas. Wrist Butts. The Critics Agree - Rut Roh. Bay shot the movie but he didn't kill the Pi-ge-on. Lightning Strikes Twice with Bobby. All Sorts of Detritus with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2406: Feetures include Paytoween!
Published: Thu, 12 Jan 2023
Description: Stick It in Mien Kampf! URL the Porn Dog. Kim Paid Veronica. NDBA: None Disclosure Burger Agreement. All of the Audiobooks are available in print form. Scott's Indecent Proposal Dream. Play games with one hand! Everybody is, Shame Foo Fighting. There were TWO heists. Respect the Weird. Does porn have a smell, cuz I like really wanted to know. Once, Twice, Three Times a Dude Lady. Can someone tell me why this sucks? The following safety manual has been brought to you with limited interruption by Amy. I Pity the FOO with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2405: Large Form Marshmallow
Published: Wed, 11 Jan 2023
Description: James and the Unbruisable Peach. Manpons. Cash, Lube, and Burner Phone. Condom Spinner. Bhutanese Passpop. I'ma eat that baby. A savory Salty Soup. Chocolate in your Jerky Bucket. Sing Karaoke...or Elsa. Dunaway makes a hard left for a McRib. Email EQUALS Junk. Give me the 3 way...chili. Edwards, We have the Meats! No Tom Like the Present. Nicole Calls Time Out with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2404: Boomer Buddies
Published: Tue, 10 Jan 2023
Description: Galaga Dots. Sagging Bosom Buddies. He Died, Turns Out He Was Terminal. What if mystery person A and mystery person B had a baby. The Frogpantian Shaman. If this gets enough likes, I will go to prison. Wide Mouthed Bottles. The Mmmmm-Bop Comet. I don't like it when my dog doesn't Peeeeeee. Jamesnasium. Right at your hand tips. Follow My Crime on TikTok. The car was toad. More Glue Than Plastic With Bill. Back Seat Junk Bag with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2403: Professional Eye Roller
Published: Mon, 09 Jan 2023
Description: Spayed and Neutered, the Bob Barker Secret. Sucked into Hooker Busienss. don't call me Shirley, Sackbut! That guy with the needle lied. The Most Ton of People. Rectum, Damn Near Killed Him! Why Can't Mr. Freeze Be Swol? Night Courts and Afros. Apply for Your Circle Today! Talky Parts Karaoke. Imposter Anti-pasti. Good Morning, Las Vegas, in the Morning This Morning Good Morning. Conspiring to do NOTHING! The Abe Vigoda List. Same Body, Different Head with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2402: Bjork Irritation
Published: Thu, 05 Jan 2023
Description: Make Something Better, Monkey. Sleepless in Salt Lake. Dry Hard: With a Resin. That Guy on Hawkeye Lied. Yippee Kayee, 3D Printer. Women Got Cool Guts. The Era of Talking Moose. How many languages do you speak? Brown Beats by Dre. You Cant Take The Babble Out Of The Rando Caller! Supports Matter. Unique Sounding Stupid Voice. Captain Borka is the Swedish Chef from the Muppets. Elastic Lady Parts With Amy. Pretty Fly for a Science Guy with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2401: Potato C.H.I.P.S.
Published: Wed, 04 Jan 2023
Description: Magnum 3.14159. I'mma livin' in a stop. I'mma livin' in a Po-ke-stop. I don't like STEEEAAM Games. I wanna know what Trek is. I want you to show me. In Space, no one can hear you jump across logs. I love the smell of dog in the morning. Filler, Fluff and Throwaway. An Egg McGuffin. Anyone but Clare. Smells like child labor. U Meaning You and Urine!Stop trying to make smellovision happen! Complex layers of a teen drama. The IP of Pee with Tom. It's the Wednesday Wednesday Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2400: Egg Nog Zero
Published: Tue, 03 Jan 2023
Description: I enjoy large rear ends, I can't falsify that fact. Don't you see my five stars?! Dollar Stores Anchored by Spirit Halloweens. Making Thickened Liquid Great Again. Father of the Year 2 hours in. I will call in my cover favor. It's An 'OK' From Paul Hollywood. Lyft: moving at the speed of the DMV. Twas the testicle work what killed him! Fat Bottomed Ants you make the rockin world go round. Free Coke at the Crack Shack. Star Trek As Hell. My son called after the ball dropped. The Chicken is Red, Chickens Aren't Supposed to be Red. Giving People the Bird with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2399: Dr. Tobias Aturn
Published: Thu, 29 Dec 2022
Description: Sex With Hitler 2: Electric Boogaloo! Come with me, and we'll be, in a world of purest syndication. Four Season's Dildo Shop. The cost of getting your soul back. 2 Degrees of the Wrong Bacon. 300 Kilometers Per Mile. 23 reasons the 90's made you ugly. It's so hard to be a serial killer these days. His moustache was the first thing that caught my eye. Two Old Guys trying to Remember Shit. Kidney Playmate. From Boulder To Grindr! Nipple Slipple. The Accidental Steam Deck. If you're a person with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2398: Roiders of the Purple Sage
Published: Wed, 28 Dec 2022
Description: Vibraphone, for the ladies. Franco, but not the one you think! Christ Krispies. Vanmagadon. That sticky Golden Grahams feeling. Mike Oldfield's Series of Tubes. Silly Rabbit, Dunaway's for kids. Lucky Charms & Potatoes. The Venn diagram of Barbie video game and chattering teeth. Poots and Doody. Taking the week off like normal people. Covers don't count, I'm in trouble deep. My mom always told me if I constricted the sciatica I would get hairy palms. I'm still standing. Yeah yeah yeah. Comedians on Bernie Mac getting coffee. Reccamentaling what comes after 4, or was it 3, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2396: Anson Dismount
Published: Mon, 26 Dec 2022
Description: 3D Printed Anger. Scott Remakes The Calendar. Picking Up and Haulin' Granny's. There's no soccer in Maverick! Porn Shack. Drunk on Midichlorians. Slapping Balogna. Spent time in the Clapper. Dahmer Ate The Person of the Year. Florida Man's Punt Forch. We Don't Have A Bear Clause. Amy has a package for us. Free Granny Lift-Driving. Unfortunate use of clan. Batman and Superman buddy issues with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2396: Resting trucker hat
Published: Thu, 22 Dec 2022
Description: Brian Bends the Knee. When One Door Closes a Door Becomes a Window. Ooooh the Uterus is done!The Sauce of the Monkey. Cysticles. Concentrated Boob Sweat. Between a Rock and a Dwayne Place. Freezing Aliens! Prove it, You CAN'T! I'm dreaming of a weird Christmas. I don't like Pun-da-treeeeeeeeee. 11 and -11 are close enough. Obviously it's aliens. Ship Before You Remove. Gamer Grandpa Bathwater. One Testicle Too Many with Amy. Therapy Thursday with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2395: Zamboni the Vampire
Published: Wed, 21 Dec 2022
Description: Flurturnstic Flur. The Jesus Kid. Micro Gift For Kim. You like Video Games? Hold my Juice Box. Control of Clare. Gin Soaked Potato Phone. Tracksuit mafia strikes back. Lobo Lo Lo Lo LoBo. I Vote Team Claraway. Darn That Wrist Parrott! Son of a Goat! The Brian Dunaway was a Pillow! Proud of my weird facsimile. Top Hat in the morning with Tom. Is Pepsi OK, Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2394: Thanos Ginger Snap
Published: Tue, 20 Dec 2022
Description: Demon Anus Breath. An LCD trip. Meat con carnage. Did You Ever Read About the Frog Who Wanted Pants? And Then He Got Some. Cop a Feel of That Onion. The Morning Sciatica. 8 maids a cleaning up bird shit. Yes, The Band! I Mean Yes, Not The Band. Or the Exclamation. You no take Candle in the Winf. Just one inflatable. Hold my Grinch. It's Clitoritor! Take Me Seriously! Deedly Doo! The Art of 1/3 of the Noise. Ginned up prank caller, I'm listening. Lego my Parts with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2393: How chunky is the Monkey
Published: Mon, 19 Dec 2022
Description: There's No Business Like Sciatica Business. Dumb Muffs. Chiropractors Get You Hooked on the Crack. DiCaprio Level Seating. I'd love to do that with my pants. So This Is 50. And a Happy New Year. Do You Know What I Do?!? Hinges are the darkest magic. Lose the Pepperidge Farm Voice! Was It Boogery? Brian drinks Thickened Liquor. I Wouldn't Talk in This Voice if I Was You. Marvel's Superman: There's nothing like it! He Doesn't Smell of Drink. Up the 40k butt with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2392: Meth on the Cob
Published: Thu, 15 Dec 2022
Description: Only murders in the dungeon. Who Goes Out To Get A Salad?Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right. Self Driving in the middle with you. Stupid Giant Fruit-Loop. KFC stands for Kill for Corn. Try Food Poisoning At Least Once. Is Laurie a Male Name? Flannel-Clad Schmoes. Bobby Franken-Subtitute. Peepoo are Human Beans. Empty Cavities with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2391: Dingly Dangly Dongle
Published: Tue, 13 Dec 2022
Description: Diarrhea Dog is the worst Yoga move. I Don't Like Eeeeeeeeee Batteries. The Ones you Lick that Hurt. Save a Soul-a-Thon. When you're not here, you're family we don't like anymore. Borderline Political Jesus. The man at the recycling Center lied. Dunkin' Covfefe. Swamp Water is my John Fogerty Cover Band Name. Germans: Pretty cool since the war. Collective Soul Asylum. Your dog died? Prove it! You can't! My Chids are addicted to the Fortnite. A Pint Of Weed With Bill. Discovering Frogpantium with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2390: Big Polygamy Vans
Published: Mon, 12 Dec 2022
Description: I Think He Blew a Transformer. Rated RRR. Who got time to read 7 books? You can Liquid Dance if you want to, you can leave your poop behind. THEN YOU CAN'T EAT RICE! STOMACH NUETRAL FOOD ONLY. Now it's in 4 parts. Would you like Sushi with your Sushi?? I want Pinhead and the Lady with the Vagina in her neck. Mister Boom Tastic, Something Fantastic. Give Peace and James Gunn a Chance! Taking the D out of Dunkin'. Gettin' Off Easy for Christmas. Definitely not stained glass. Excited or Weird with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2389: Hello sticky kitters
Published: Thu, 08 Dec 2022
Description: The Age-Old Tradition of Beating Your Mom. Where's my Diamond Bracelet, Brian? Frozone Pizza. Where's Elmo. Smells like me in here. Totos for Peepoo. Marijuana poisoning? Gonna check Snoops.com. Popcorn Covered in Bubblegum. All the Sample Ladies. All the Sample Ladies. Wee wee, poo poo, and haw haw haw. I hope you like this book more than Bill did. No Joy In That Con. Thick Wet Quality. DJ Kahlid to English dictionary. Evoking the Ick with September. Gift, Regift and Misgift with Wendi. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2388: Rise Revolt Repeat
Published: Wed, 07 Dec 2022
Description: Eating Mustard Every Day. The Short Answer? It's Bullshit. Marie Osmond Squirted Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory. Friends that Lick Poles. Yeet out the commercials. I'm allergic to tentacles. You're right handed, left? They give off the stench of niceness. I thought Fargo Won, no? The Academy of Brian Dunaway.just a lil' bit of torture. A drawing I did of my own HAND. Bring me all the raw with my Ma and Pa. Recursive Logic Loop With Tom. Zillow Goes Wild with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2387: Plumsplaining
Published: Tue, 06 Dec 2022
Description: Which way does YOUR toilet flow? I know him! He's a friend from the oven! Hail Santa. Gknee Gknee Gknee Gkneeeeeee. Shepard in Spaaaaaaaaaaaaceeeee. gknee Is Still Having It. It's no Filth. Dirt's for the bold. Mount Sanford and Son. Oh my Gorge! Flabbergasted Flossy Owners. Sea-Tac So Tacky. Immediate Marcia Gay Hardens. Again with the Plums. Getting Drilled with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2386: Adventure Pizza
Published: Mon, 05 Dec 2022
Description: Tina Taco. Whoa, Blue Beetle, Bam-ba-lam. Once You Poop You Can't Stop. Sexy Jim Varney Voice. We Don't Need Another Gyro. woke dirt chode. What's The Opposite Of Nine? 6! Air out the hemorrhoids. Chribbott on an Ibbott. There's A Lady I Know, Who Goes To The Mall and She Is Sitting On Two Chairs. Hydrate the Router. Lobo and Mebo. Greeky Cheese. Taste the Squireenie. Indiana Jones and the Dial Soap of Destiny with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2385: Herd of Freaky Turkeys
Published: Thu, 01 Dec 2022
Description: Give me the uterus, i'll give you the deck! My Haterade brings all the trolls to the yard. You know, the Never Ending Story flying dog thing. How many fallopian tubes do YOU have? Going out on a high note with Milli Vanilli. Stevia. I barely knew her. Brian is healthier without his Soul. What's a phone book? It's not a good segue if you need to explain it. Tears Are The New Handshake. They Kept Saying Yuh-Rine-Al. Uteruses can't use Mac products. Stevia Nicks is my favorite Mac. Girl Pee with Amy. Adopting Ope with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2384: Batteries Not Ingested
Published: Wed, 30 Nov 2022
Description: TvsTravis Killed the Radio Travis. Felonious Monks. Hey, Too Early for a Meth Sandwich? Cough Drop Unit. Dunaway gets YEEEETed. Only the Beastie Boys want Ill Communication. Kirkland Pant Heist. Crystal Monks. How Black is This Mirror? How's Chris Jericho doing these days. You know I haven't heard of him. 360 dreams and dirty toilets. NES Heist. How much for your best Yabba Dabba Doooooo? Sardines and Kimchi with Tom. Therapy Wednesday with Nicole, Randy and More and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2383: Mistakes on a Plane
Published: Tue, 29 Nov 2022
Description: Wakwanzaa Forever. Tossing Salads and Scrambled Eggs for Christmas. Brian Has No Soul: Week 3. It's No Popeye. But What Is. A Master Blaster Christmas Carol. First rats eat the Weed, then they are cooking meth. Dr. Tina, Ride Share Woman. I Don't Like Peeeeee Debriiiiiiis. Sharper Image is a Dull Store. Avoid the Butthole Snow. Man, never go full Peacock. I would like to cancel my free trial of winter, please. Fast Times At Ridgemont High Christmas Special. A Very Denchy Cameo. Murder, He Yolked with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2382: Related Turkeys
Published: Mon, 28 Nov 2022
Description: Queer and Present Danger. Hunger Games for Hillbillies. Drunk Cherries. I Can't Believe It's Not Butt Tar. Underwear crapnel. Would you like fries with that baby? Hairiest, Gayest Bearman. Jumbuck and Tucker is my favorite Starsky and Hutch Spinoff. Peepoo is the new Love the show though. Undie Fragments. Screams and Carapace Air. A Crabby Royal with Cheese. Medieval End Times. Isn't There a Giant Hamburger Mayor Called Mayor McSomething? Backstabby Ramalam with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2381: Peppy le Pugh
Published: Wed, 23 Nov 2022
Description: Which of You Bastards Said Serenity? Garmondo? Sounds Great! Five Guys COVID and Lies. AND THEN THERE'S MAUDE! Shalala La Boof. A regular human sized burger. Man I can go for some gum, got any cheese? The Wild Brady West. Hey Attractive Girl, You're Muted. That Vanessa Williams. The 30 Year Old is a Baby! Who is Clare Diction. Netflix murders and cakes. You're a Sweet Little Headache with Tom. Way More Than Two or Five Things with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2380: Sopranosaurus
Published: Tue, 22 Nov 2022
Description: WaKaren Forever. Fantastic Sleeps and Where to Find Them. Like a Hostess pie, but good. I Have A Way With Peepoo. He fancies himself a banksy. It's a Great Time to Survive. Big Plump Franks. Flappy-Wing Ankle-Wings. Talking Includes Whispering. The standard chocolate cake radio station. Paying for heat in my bum. Thinking Outside The Bin. 80% Less Naked Than Flea. Throw me the crystals, I'll throw you the pies. Hey, I'm Walking Here! To Buffalo Wild Wings! Paint me like one of your AI girls with Bill. Meaty Meatier Impacts with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/FE1AEDD4-1EBB-45B7-BF8F-299144BBFB76/media.mp3
TMS 2379: The Old Ball and Chainsaw
Published: Mon, 21 Nov 2022
Description: Your Kidneys Are Incredible. Airlines Can Bite My Left Buttcheek. I Can Only Taste Hand Lotion. Upper Deck of a German Toilet. Aria Stark's Shit List. Hallmark: Porn without Naked People. The guy at Jiffy Lube lied. Bruce is a lumberjack and he's ok. T Stands For Dumb. Coming to the Stage...Jerry Atric! George Donkey Bite Washington. Fiddy-Centaur. COVID Makes You Think There Are Two Marleys. French Fries Are Disgusting with Dan. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/5FE4CAF8-8065-47BC-B6B7-05B2D3A80324/media.mp3
TMS 2378: Probably Pacino
Published: Thu, 10 Nov 2022
Description: Don't Repeat the Pizza Rolls. Wiener Nougat. Jim Henson Whips it Out. Look at the big brain on Travis! The Beard of Knowledge. Lets Hear That 5150 Review! Be Afraid the Wrath of the Redhead. GoFundChuck. Silverado, why won't you come to your senses. No Straying From Correct Answers. TMS stands for Teaching Me Stuff. Trailing the blaze with Amy. Pinewood Derby Inside Baseball with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/0E156DD7-44A2-4DB9-B3BE-BFA66B2FD6E5/media.mp3
TMS 2377: Open Carry Chicken!
Published: Wed, 09 Nov 2022
Description: Age is Just a Number... and the Slow Degradation of Tissues and Cells. Exceeding the Pun Density Limit. Wither do you wander Mr Michigander. How Scared Should You Be? Tune In Next Tuesday! I mean that personally, not politically. We Need Pun Control Laws. He's more Kyber than Cover now. Stayed Up 24 Hours - Not in a Row. A Grumpy Old Man Out In Space. The Carolingian Conspiracy. Cluck Cluck BOOM! The plot chickens. Improving Metaphors With Tom. Reccamentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/05EC8352-D6E5-4D4E-BF9C-936B6448523C/media.mp3
TMS 2376: Sorry Dead People!
Published: Tue, 08 Nov 2022
Description: The Duke of Earl of Sandwich. Doves Are Pigeons Too! Titillating Titanium Talk. If I Could Just Use Your Chicken. Chink in the armor, lovingly. Mr and Mrs Coitus. Come Together Right Now Beauty Queens (The Beatles). Males Don't Have the Nice Round Butt. The Black Crystal. Hacksaw Guerrilla. His Tae Kwan Do is better than your Tae Kwan Don't. Do spiders have brains cuz I like really wanted to know. I Can Smell the Churros! Brazen Brazing with Bill. Why spiders are trying to kill you with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/2E362DE8-6879-4517-B818-6C4414AB7B34/media.mp3
TMS 2375: Avengers! Detention!
Published: Mon, 07 Nov 2022
Description: From Tom Cruise to Ted Cruz. Pickle Ass Rubber Mushrooms. You must hate having sex. Nut Hunt. William Shatspear. No licking hypnotoad. A Strong Healthy Urine Stream. When Turtles Hump. Choke on a Peanut. Charity Donations - Please No Cars. Cats in Space. The Canary in the Cold void of space. Janet Yakson. Up your Nose with Yazoo. DC Got a Gunn with Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/D6B944A1-43CF-4125-B28B-01CE5126C006/media.mp3
TMS 2374: No Context Pumpkin
Published: Thu, 03 Nov 2022
Description: Does your Johnson have a big head? It cost $8 to submit this title. Ibbott's Own Salad Dressing. Razzberry Teet Milk. Headphone Rotation Flummoxation. Do Androids Smell of Electric Poop. Season One Riker Hair. Overpay Retro. Uber Tangent Ride. Dong Wang Check Your Brain. We Could Just Say Goodbye. Does This AI Make Me Look Fat? Pretty But Not Dangerous. Don't You Forget About Me with Amy. There's No Crying in Sportsball with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/209C6CF0-A433-4418-800B-1FD5A76DB62A/media.mp3
TMS 2373: Ulf Busdriversson
Published: Wed, 02 Nov 2022
Description: There's a door on the Roof. Flosspants Studios. Catsup The Gathering. Mashed Potatoes Regret. It's 4 million Affleck's and 364 Buscemi's away. It's your kids, Woman! Mythical Metals of Lore. We still have Tungsten. Horny DOS days. Clouty With A Chance Of Musk. This comma changes everything. Thanks for coming to my Tater Talk. Knuckle Deep Alzheimer's. Nailing Tech To Our Foreheads, With Tom. How To Clean Your Vessel Recommentals with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/BE49F8B2-A65E-4C49-BFE8-A4637795324B/media.mp3
TMS 2372: Schmo?
Published: Tue, 01 Nov 2022
Description: Sansa-Level Whackadoo. Gundam Style. One guy had to be Voltron's ass. Bye Bye Moist Pony. Beware The Mustache!! Good old Steve whatshisname. Teenage dirtbags took my candy. A Cigarette in Every Orifice! You're Out of Order? This Whole Filming is Out of Order! Fentanyl Candy. Y'Know, For Kids. Whole lotta Uma in that face. Poop a brick in the wrong direction. Utah-Hoohahs. Punished Bots with Bill. Undercover Mustache with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/5165C154-0277-4DF7-902F-A5C3FFED7C69/media.mp3
TMS 2371: Lower Deck Nougat
Published: Mon, 31 Oct 2022
Description: Velmasplaining Haloween. Coverlord. What's this? !s What's this? Someone killed a bear. Every Halloween I show up wearing nothing. Isn't There A Chocolate That's Milk Something? Chuckie Dunaway. The Vomit Half. Walker, Texas Singer. Save Halloween For Christmas. Twas on All Hallows Even. Starlord Mix Tape is TMS backwards. Think about IT! The Good kind of Wood. Santa and Mini-Santa. 40K Ordinary people. The Witcher Switcheroo with Stephen. Horror movies with Monica Nicole Veronica and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/94332B87-AC41-4C89-936F-B3C385D21CFB/media.mp3
TMS 2370: Angle Face
Published: Thu, 27 Oct 2022
Description: A Tale of Two Michelles. Undo with Crayon-Z. The McBrian is Back! Sexy Science Jesus. I am pants at that game. Print me the idol, I will print you the whip. Moistly appreciated. The Royal What. Dollymops. I can't pinch and zoom with this book. It removes the SteamDeck from the Bedroom or it gets the DREAMS again. Dearest Johnson. I Like All the Gaze. Kindle-ing interest in books with Amy.Cans and cans of Aqua-net with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2369: Always Assume Spider
Published: Wed, 26 Oct 2022
Description: I don't like Fish peeeeee teaaaaaaa. You Can Stand Under My Novella. Teddy Bears, Nipples, and Gold Bikinis. You Require More Ingots! A Clump of Teens and a Wad of Kids. Dunaway Leaves a Floater. Take a Bite of the Greasy Denver. Jabba starts yankin the chain. What's Ask Jeeves doing these days. You know he had answers. YOU get Covid, Brian gets hair. Recommentals with Scott, Bobby and literally nobody else and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2368: The Replacement Jedi
Published: Tue, 25 Oct 2022
Description: My Ears are a Foot Apart? The Call Is Coming From Inside The Hearse. It came in a flesh box. Backyard Men. BBQ-Anon. Dirty Diseased Denverites. Limp Early Day. Darrell was Skeletor the whole time! How Many Condoms can YOU Fit in a Pumpkin? Blockbuster multiverse theory. Paying the Brass Tax with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2367: Maize Maze
Published: Mon, 24 Oct 2022
Description: Scoot and Breen are Fart. Poop Jokes and Ryan. Meta On Air LIght. I love comics but NOT THAT ONE. Who The Hell Is This?! These Pumpkins ain't gonna chunk themselves. Can't have Too Many Stephanies. John Travolta thrusting makes it hard for Scott. You can neither spell Plums nor misspell Plums. does the arcade carpet match the drapes? An Emergency Ann Lander. Colonel Tso was Demoted.Nauseous Without Payoff. Iceland is Green and Greenland is Ice. let's do the corn corn. Reverse the birds with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2366: Oops All Viagra
Published: Wed, 19 Oct 2022
Description: I would walk 500 feet and I would walk 500 more Just to wreck my back and fall down at your door. Johnson Family Feud. Never Fruity Pebble a Samoan when death is on the line! You Smell Like Syrup and Pee Pee. Unsubscribe Random Spousal Facts. Planned Squats. Special K, neither special nor K, discuss. A Bowl of Breakfast Kibble. Ever had a Noooose Bleeed (Connery Car Keys). Didn't Superman Have a Dad Named Pa Something? You have just subscribed to KimFacts. Marvel Snapchat. Your kids will ask you about Phone Booths. Gaslighting with phone cases. Scott's Liver Moved To The Left. Chill, Netflix with Tom. What a coincidence, exactly 90 min of found footage with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2365: No One Wants Hungry Greasy Turkey
Published: Tue, 18 Oct 2022
Description: Yo These Speakers Are The Shit. I Don't Like Squeaky Teeeeeeeeens. Drive backward and it says Paul is dead. William Tell Lost his New Grooves. When did Neil Diamond Jump the Shark? All that and a supreme tubular beef experience. You got fungus in my hot chocolate. 4 inches is very subjective. Burny Poo Later. *Squeak* Kill me *Squeak* Kill me *Squeak* Kill Me. Libbott. Dammit Jim I'm a hunter not a paleontologist. They're British it helps. Tactile Drafting with Bill. Dinosaur Hootie Patootie with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2364: Curbside Soul Delivery
Published: Mon, 17 Oct 2022
Description: You can't throw RICE. Pan Solo. New Shave, who dis? Drivethru ASMR. What if he doesn't survive, he's no good to me bread. Can I poo here or do I have to buy something? Steamer flan bag! 3 giant yanks and it finally came out. Let them eat Taco Bell! Fellow Utah Whitefolk. Don't mind the guy in the ski mask. We are trying something new. I don't like to pour CREEEEEAAAAAAM. Landfills have more and better ingredients. Snap into a Marvel game, with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2363: What's in YOUR tube meat?
Published: Thu, 13 Oct 2022
Description: Bleats By Dre. Braunsweiger? Sure, I like all kinds of music. The Tell Tale Smoke Alarm. My beauty monkey hump. Look Out Demons, I've Got Balls!! The chirp is coming from inside the house. I don't like licking 9-volt battereeeeeeeees. Watching Netflix at the speed of drunk. Omnidirection Chirps. Flimmity Stickit and His Time Up the Mountain. Leggo My Eggo-nog. Not seeing anything with a penis. And the whatnot too. Not Enough Bacon! Ween didn't start the fire with Amy. Scamming scammers with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2362: Chicken Fork
Published: Wed, 12 Oct 2022
Description: Stop The Hunch, Stand For TMS. This Board is Looking Sus. Say the title! Baarrryyyyy'd. Chuck the Retro Buddy Good Friend. Girls Just Want To Tune In Tokyo (NO THEY DON'T). Bricking my Sex Robot. Wasn't there a Werewolf game name Werewolf? Gymnasium Lavatory. They Milked My Teet and Moved on. Someone is having fun! Call 911! Get Back to Biscuit Week! Patreon taste the rainboob. Back Breaking Ergonomic Chair. A muddled Meta message with (Tom) Merritt. Scaring Kids w/Nicole & Recommendno's w/Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2361: Moist Meat Prison
Published: Tue, 11 Oct 2022
Description: Can I tap that camel? American Cheese is Neither American nor Cheese. Discuss. I Dont Like Injections in My Peeeeeeeeeeeeeen. Hork It Outta Your Dooda. Brian Ibbott has a very strange AH. American Cheese taste like Government. Mansplaining boobs. Dammit Kevin! The second weirdest thing we heard today. Hocus Pocus 2...End Times. How many cowboys named Vic do you know? Butt-Scratchin' Drug Company. Our time of the month with Dan. Science with Tickle Me Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2360: Porch Pirate Prevention
Published: Mon, 10 Oct 2022
Description: Poutine Thanksgiving. Viagra + Muscle Relaxant: An Upper and a Downer. European and Eurohurtin'. Jesus Christ, Wood Whisper. Take this package around the Back. I can see my nose hairs from here. Dumb or Weird or Dumb AND weird. Does the Weed lose its flavor in the fridge overnight? Filter Drinks Through Your Undies. Peeing its way to China. That wheel weighs a ton. Columbus Doesn't Exist Anymore. Getting Conned with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2359: Zero points of articulation
Published: Thu, 06 Oct 2022
Description: Tall Guy with the Small Fry. Shit Out of Luck Dot Com. Fletchamentals. Unboxing the 4 eyed Cactus. Coitus, Amphetamines, and Mating Possibilities. I just assume they are all dead. Gallon O'Shade. Make America Greasy Again. Reagan is shitting in his grave. drinking the Tubi KoolAid. 5 McDonalds Later, poop out of luck. Get your ass in Mars. Graveside Manners with Amy. Fighting FOO with Wendy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2358: Pins & Pens
Published: Wed, 05 Oct 2022
Description: I Always Cry When I Exit a Vagina. Safety Peens. I Specialize in Quickdraw McGraw. TMS: Now with 100% more grandpa. Junk Drawer Flex. Airport crocs. Turn Your Mouth into Your Butthole. Ana DeNaked. Healthy as a Pumpkin at Harvest. This Cannon is LOADED. Somebody With Some Seed. Discharge Rates and Dry Areas. The scent of Musk with Tom. Farts On Demand With Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2357: Spaceship On A Stick
Published: Tue, 04 Oct 2022
Description: Taylor goes in, baby comes out. Can't explain that! Point me in the Direction of your Schlongsleiger. For room service, press 2. For corpse removal, press 3. Ball-Bearings of Chocolate. I don't like spreadable MEEEEEEAAAAAT! Grimace, ribbed for your pleasure. Who the hell is Tyler?? The Five Dollar F Me. Firm Buns for My Organ Meat. Jabber Jaw Jujitsu Jerks. Fiddle Brian's Knobs! Don't give this man scissors. Buy a Jet and Eat a Pig. Getting Grounded with Bill. Bag O Science with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2356: Explain your pants
Published: Mon, 03 Oct 2022
Description: Ménage Quad. The Deep Cake is a lie. Nine Inch Nails on a Chalkboard. Deaths from Monkey Pox are RARELY fatal. All in on the Nurple Booby. Duh, Twinning. Body horror fantasies, delicately explored. Crowbar with Two Functional Ends. Partial Eclipse Of The Red On Air Light. Goth Teats. I'll sleep on you He-Man (Skeletor Voice). Left head, right head, lower head. Percy Jackson and the Zeus Hole. Namor's Snitchfeet with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2355: Cow Choke Point
Published: Fri, 30 Sep 2022
Description: Dogs Must be Accompanied by an Emotional Support Human. Tubi or not Tubi. The $34 Twenty Dollar Bill. When life gives you Kim vacations, use Carter. Sometimes you have to say the Period. Sexual Aids for Larry. Diary of a MapQuest Murderer. Is the Shit Kosher? Huh, what's this wire for? snip. Scott's Unforgiven avoidance of Parasite. A Laptop Named Bill. What's in the bag? WHAT'S IN THE BAAAAG? On The Fresh Hot Backside. Defecation Desecration! The most Terry Pratchett clip with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2354: Click the Monkey!
Published: Wed, 28 Sep 2022
Description: The Rook and the Rectum. Cats Need Comfort And Cardboard. Taste that biscuit. Does Metal Have Hair 'Cause I Like Really Want to Know... I Don't Like Chess Anal Beeeeeeeds. Don Dokken's Dealership. Jim Halpert, lead singer of Judas Priest. Wrinkle Up and Fall Over. I'll Have What the Pilot's Having. Generate an Image of Me Like Your AI French Girls. Huge jacked man to play Wolverine. Lump Bum. Body Builder's Ball Park. Tom Talking to Tom About Tom. Recommentals that should have puking with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2353: Taco Hell
Published: Tue, 27 Sep 2022
Description: The Snails of Dusseldorf. Chewing on the Boba. I don't like little balls in my teeeeeeeea. Professor Holden McGroin. This Is Just Floatin' Meat. Bring Brian A Bisque. Slap Quitting. Tacos by the Slice. Don't lick batteries with your body tongue. Warning: This episode contains flashing lights. The Cilantro of Asian Drinks. Cruise ship dumpster food. My Complaint Is Now Dead. A Satisfactory discussion with Bill. Hard Landing With Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2352: Pollywood Handshake
Published: Mon, 26 Sep 2022
Description: Someone Wake Billy Joel Osment. The Tallest Idiot. Cheddar Flavored Cheese Product. Kirkland in, Kirkland out. Under the door YouTube fart noises. Confusing Excrement Placement. The Smell Of A Giant Sausage Bomb. Why Am I in Your Saw Dreams? I like to hump things around the house. MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm....... chocolate. Are Girl-Scout Cookies Made of Real Girl Scouts cos I like really wanted to know. Free Products From Blue Haired Ladies. Made with non holographic cheese. Accidental Motor Boats. Sudden sneezes with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2351: Hesitant Evil
Published: Thu, 22 Sep 2022
Description: Brick and Motor. Eating your pet peeves. Squirrel vs. the Batman. Beyond Nose Meat. There are FOUR LINKS. Hello from the Eisner-side. A Sonic Mastication Revulsion. Karenina... (manah manah). Vegan Cannibal Horror. So no one told the baby that life was gonna be this way. Chewing Aluminum For Fun and Profit. That didn't end in a humane way. Isn't there a saying about a books cover and how you judge it with Amy? Breaking all of the streaks with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2350: Sentient Signatures
Published: Wed, 21 Sep 2022
Description: I want spiders precisely zero times. Brother In Law from Another Mother in Law. THERE ARE THREE BRIANS. Snoozed the Spider. Pee-Wee Simpson and Bart Herman. Cameo Isn't Naked People, but Still Weird. I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such games as Dominoes: Death Edition. Caught Up on Starting What I've Started. Squat and Squirt. Catchphrase Technicalities. Making Cameos on Onlyfans. Other Species Feces. A Little Guy With Tom. Recommentals with Randy, Nicole, and her biggest fan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2349: Welcome to Clown Town
Published: Mon, 19 Sep 2022
Description: Do Goats Have Hands 'Cause I Like Really Want to Know. Cool, like a Finger in the Anus. Sir Babycakes. Take the 20 leave the weed. Thanos, Moon Knight, and Aquaman walk into a room. Kentucky Fried Magarac. PhD In Neuro HooHaa. Not Enough Staff for Hotdogs or Sticks. Hand Farting for the love of it. Owner/Lover. Kentucky Fried Donkey. I can pee on the deputy for hours. Offending Muslims and people who like actual music. Welcome to the Motel Coulraphillia. 50 first Lyfts. Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2348: Octa-Canarians
Published: Thu, 15 Sep 2022
Description: Congressional Medal of Jesus. I've got Covid too and I feel fine. Covid Zero. Holy Trinity of Hemsworth. THERE ARE TWO LINES! Rashy in the wet. Johnson got Fingered. Hot Throbbing Frog Off. Teepee Shenanigans. You get a pinky, and you get a pinky. Get in a canoe and EFF THE MONARCHY. Who would give Jim Henson 1 star? Show us on the puppet, what you did in Only Fans. Shenanigans with Amy! Hanging out With Dingus, His Wife and Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2347: Towel Sniffing Dogs
Published: Wed, 14 Sep 2022
Description: Hong kong donkey dong. Can You Hook Me Up With A Fertility Idol? No One Manscapes Like Gaston. Wasn't there some Captain with a Hook? I could eat a box of Cheezits for hours. I Really Like Umamiiiiiiiiii. Cat-Bat-Girl-Woman. I didn't go to 4 yrs of Pirating school to be called Hook man! All the Donkey Penises. I'm Sure it's a fine bum. Nothing Like a Coooooold Oscar Meyer Hotdog, Nothin' Like It! Ember is the color of my energy. Weedstones, meet the Weedstones, he's the highest guy in history. Oh Hi Mark, Stephen, Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2346: Sploot Your Beans
Published: Tue, 13 Sep 2022
Description: No one called Saul. Amazing Lace how sweet the sound. Polite British orgasm. I Don't Like Steve Zahn's Weeeeeeeeeeen. Everyone does THAT guy. Tropical Storm Butthole. If you tacos are fuzzy, go somewhere else. These are all bad names for tacos. Rusty Crusty Musty Taco. The Spice World must flow. Six degrees of Wayne Brady. Kung Fu candy is scary. The Colonel's 4 Remaining Spices. Cover Up Your Tunafish With Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2345: Sweet Pickle Peanuts
Published: Mon, 12 Sep 2022
Description: I Bless the rain down in Aaaanaheimmmm. No Batmans allowed. Gary of the Planet Lantronix. International House of Garbage Pancakes. I spent most of the time looking at my crotch. Ram That Pill! I'm glad no one brought a black light. Peanut Asparagus Substitutiary Locomotion. Got the Diarheear this mornin. All the Hot Sauces. All the hot sauces. Me, Lawrence Fishbourne, and 98 Randos. Oogie Boogey Shaming. Going Long With Boner-X and Dan. Rolling a D23 with Steven and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2344: Snoop Lore
Published: Thu, 08 Sep 2022
Description: Don't Show Me Your EULA. My only expertise is that I have also seen The Crown. Fetch me the body wipes. Melted Down Gummy Patty. D23... Dice or Die. No Buttcracks at Target. Stimulus Bidet. Two American men talk about the queen of England. Scooch over to your little digital hole. There are many different mushrooms you can eat. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2343: Danny Trio
Published: Wed, 07 Sep 2022
Description: Getting Crabs in Alaska. Noice Poist. Frienden Brasier. This Line is just Nine miles long (tune of Got my Mind set on you). C&C You Next Time. Weird Condom Moment. Smokey the Bear and Spongebob, NIET! Lucky to get a lying down-O. I could eat a Pig for hours. Lots of Johnson's are banned. See A Guy About A Horse And Pee On Him. I did buy a new phone this year and don't call me Shirley. I'm Gonna Put My Headphones Down and Clean Shit Up. Comparising Phones with Tom. The dog went first Recommentals with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2342: Aggressively Italian
Published: Tue, 06 Sep 2022
Description: G to the Double O D Morning to ya! Your Uncle Tony is My Uncle Tony. He was watching your dot. You ORDERED it! Googly eye butt. Weird Potato Business. Robut Captain. Whales Spittin' Their Holes. Do your thing in the cabin. Donny Thinks Trackers! You Can See Whales for Free, Man. My Eyes are Back Here! Satisfactory?!? with Bill. Shotgunning vaccines with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2341: Listen to this hole
Published: Thu, 25 Aug 2022
Description: What kind of a Pig Deal? I'm going to install ejector seats after this. Typing like a Pirate Day. Milton goes to jail. The Real Test is Doing The Test. Can I tell you a story Chode Butt-Sniffer? Lyft directly to Jail, do not collect $200. Black Hole Scream. Large Hadron Includer. Pull up and grab a fish. Is gagging a passenger frowned upon? I don't like Meeeeead. Screw that guy and the Lyft he rode in on. Ladies in Space with Amy. Things you doodoo well with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2340: Red On Air Fluff
Published: Wed, 24 Aug 2022
Description: Fingering the peanut butter. Mmmmmm Vie-eeee-na Sausage. With Great Front seats, comes great responsibility. Real Seaman. Hazel Newts. Mayo On It's Own Is Questionable. Fringe Dox. Ba-Na-Na (Minion voice). Zarik, ally of Lur from Omicron Persei 8. Double check your Hoo-haa password. Bad Acoustics on the Grassy Knoll. Nick Lowe, Fifth Row. You remember that time in Vegas? You might have been drunk. Talking to games With Tom. Less Gunfighty Recommentals with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2339: A Fish Every Six Inches
Published: Tue, 23 Aug 2022
Description: Pull the Squirrel's Nuts. Having a Liquid Moment. I don't like to cleaaaaaan my screeeeeeeen! Denis Miller doing Peter Griffin. Grandma's False Bottom. What happened to Quiznos!?!? Soylent meat is fake people. Finding the Poo-Bag Opening. The whole cartoon was Cringe-r. Wasn't there a guy with a javelin named javelin something? The best kind of rip is RIP TORN. Handsome Rugged Conrad Former Utahn Now Colorado Visiting Dude Making a Book Hyper Climber Guy. Tiny Anvils with Bill. Flying blind with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2338: ForkLyfting
Published: Mon, 22 Aug 2022
Description: Putting the CO in Cocaine. Bald Face in Bold. Biting necks and doing business. Get your grummans, gremlins or grown men there by Thursday. Sorry, Our Goat Ate The Movie. Flying Sex Things. Pass Me the Colorado Snow. No, I'm Also A Porn Star. Can't Lyft a boob. Gumball machines on free play. Pumbaa was the Parrot. Live from The Nipple Cam. Fidgit Legos. Virgin Captain America on the Rocks with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/F7BB0622-0124-428D-BDE0-C624E5CE05EC/media.mp3
TMS 2337: Who Runs Duck Town?
Published: Thu, 18 Aug 2022
Description: Grab your love sack. Golly Gosh Darn Freakin' Heck. Grills with Brad intent. PooTatoes. Blame The Three Year Old. You won't believe this actor wasn't exactly like the character he played! Five Arcades and a Change Machine. Where it's at. When the Biden comes along, you workshop it. You ever lose your stunt double. I get it, you're a duck. Monkeys Never Pick Up. Route Beer is on my Roof. Who is Karen going to complain to? I was not programmed to cook. Get your Whatney to Mars with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2336: The 7th traffic circle of Hell
Published: Wed, 17 Aug 2022
Description: Let's Blow Buttholes. What's a Bruin with you? A roundabout discussion about traffic circles. John Deer Crossing. Splooting Squirrels. The Cardinal: Religion's Regional Manager. Fat Shaming Blocks. Physics didn't work out the way I intended. On a Steam Deck in Bed. I can only think of birds. Doomed tractors. Roley Poley Amish Dude. There's Something about Kingpin. Chips on Tom's shoulders. Fighting Nazis with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/B233F863-006C-4057-AC9D-8CFB6B08ACA7/media.mp3
TMS 2335: Forever Moops
Published: Tue, 16 Aug 2022
Description: Mentos. The Reef Maker. You can't Dream on a Bag of Salad. McDonald's Glory Hole. I snored 40 pounds ago. The Squirrel conspiracy. Urine so much trouble now, crane operator. Spit a bean and go home. Making things with Bill! A little Science with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/ADF87E17-B768-47A8-BCD2-DE685FA6819B/media.mp3
TMS 2334: Is Brad's Drink Okay?
Published: Mon, 15 Aug 2022
Description: Irish Roundabout is NOT a sex move. New Improved 20% Thicker Scott. Brian's extra thick bottom. Spanking Mint. I don't like Burger CHEEEEESE. Ah I'm Being Scissored. You Ever Lose Your Corgis. Riddled With Dumbasses. Don't rub the pink lipstick zone! Raw Viking Ass. You put your Kyber WEED in it! I'm feeling lucky with this back rub. Prince Fourteen Bras. Kids, ask your uncle. Only Murder Castles in the Building with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/34679D23-F31B-4A9F-9A09-B8B5CA280449/media.mp3
TMS 2333: CMOS Smoothie
Published: Thu, 11 Aug 2022
Description: Both Hunky and Dory. Galactica Hatch. Cruller on the Craft Table. Confirmed: We've Got Space Junk! that's how you get batmites! Vegas Mob Dropbox. Everyone Gets Nothing From Burger King. Ripping Off Chevy Chase's Bit. Howling Hound Hover Hunt. Do you follow him?! No! He's dead! Want to know about America? Don't live in America. (Aqualung) Batman on a park bench! MuckBang Bus. Bahhhhhhhhhhhhh call me bye. Chasing Amy with Amy. Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/45B9C551-9C5C-4450-8714-CF2617BF9BFA/media.mp3
TMS 2332: Dungeons, Dragons and Dives
Published: Wed, 10 Aug 2022
Description: Podcast Trophy measuring contest. The Bluey Cinematic Universe. Teachin' Grandma to Suck Eggs. Eggs are technically eggs. Show Without Merritt. Two Smokin' Hot Barrels and a Monkey. Your list is wrong, Monopoly sucks. Number 198 is Your Mom. Library of Alexandria on Sale at Wal-Mart. Cards Against Huge Manatee. Tanning Shatum's bum. Puzzled Pint: No pressure, only fun. Avoid the Jawa Clusters. Kids Can't Clean Crockery. Spreading it around with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/38C7550D-A17A-41E4-A342-0E0AC66DA8AE/media.mp3
TMS 2331: Peanut in Bed
Published: Tue, 09 Aug 2022
Description: The cleanest rock in Utah. Zoe Brings the Red-on-air light. Torso Pillow Man. Whats his power? Hugs! How does Space Force Work? You're a collapsing version of me. Dink More Pineapple Juice. Hourglass half full. This Panic too shall pass. Space Junk Larger Than a Marble. I need a break, you're too nice. Don't Yuck Somebody's Yum. Even if it's very yucky. Pooperation for later. You want Choco in your Taco? Scanning Our Noggins with Bill. Space Katamari Damacy with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/3D129C6B-A5C0-48FC-87B7-3454699DEC30/media.mp3
TMS 2330: Cat Bus!
Published: Mon, 08 Aug 2022
Description: White Knuckle Lyfting. DefecateCon 5. Grabbed by the chuckles. Anson Dis Mount. Ballpointing leaves a mark. Bleaching Elephant Buttholes. Dark Barry. The Patrick Stewart Business. Why are you punching Yourself, Bruce? Driver of the dead. Your Stomach's the Captain Now. Figured I could get away with eating a peanut. That's a lot of unwhite corndogs. Your Wife is Wonderful but SHE'S WRONG. Cancelling Batgirl with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/F8CEB896-05D1-4970-A69F-3C04C8B5F53D/media.mp3
TMS 2329: Uber Duber Stuber
Published: Thu, 04 Aug 2022
Description: Her Dog Is Appropriate. Lady Fart or Dog Fart? The Shortest Skirt in Alabama. The Retiree Look. Whoville Poodley Noodles. Gobbing my way to the top. Little Skeletor Girl. That outfit is to die for! the fockers are a growing concern. The last Deniro and Hoohah. Creeper Sunglasses. Soccer Hooligan Gobbing. Try To Keep It Down. I will date you, He-Man. Wet and Grosse in Georgia with Amy. Thera-Pee Thursday With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/7B01B8F2-E3DF-4A23-91DC-1D112940D5EA/media.mp3
TMS 2328: Dual Duel
Published: Wed, 03 Aug 2022
Description: ET TikTok Home! Unwaxed Seaweed. How to Plan a Rough Night of Intercourse. Never Ending Theeeeeeme Sooooong. Kill the Spider with a Lighter, Small Fries, Big Mac! Get The Key. It's Always the Answer. Epsom Salt? It's a terrible lube. Stupid potato Iphone. The Frank Kind of Deal. Free Minutes on a Potato iPhone. Claire's Gunnies. Stop N Shit Tour '95. Limahl. Are You Done? Gloom is Temporary, Doom is Eternal. An Apple a day makes the games go away with Tom! Emma, Uma, Uma, Emma with Nicole, Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/269BA260-BFD4-48B4-8E7A-AB6921F69771/media.mp3
TMS 2327: Stop, drop and collaborate
Published: Tue, 02 Aug 2022
Description: Calories Don't Count On Birthdays. 25 Footlongs in the Office. They are still not popular with the gays. Five guys, Five Dingdongs. The Denver Turd Nuggets. Be careful where you drive your balls. Give me the Thirsty Gas. Peter O'Toole is Huge right now. Pulling Robert Frost out of my butt. Cold, stinky rain and spilled nachos for you! When some legos come along, you just brickit. Just Leave Iris in the Mirror Universe. Send painted nudes. Never Forget Fat Larry. Star Trek Communications with Bill. Building Satan's Claw Machine with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/F9A0A8FC-A3A8-44A1-9107-EBB11E07DF23/media.mp3
TMS 2326: Everyone's the Rube
Published: Mon, 01 Aug 2022
Description: Injured in an accident? Call the Law Office of Carbuncle, Pedestal and Dolman. The Goddamn Butterfly. Pounding That Caffeine. My Heart's Alone. Love Death and Groot. Crisis on Infinite Movie Situations. Losing the Third elephant of the apocalypse. Sorry Mario but your cat is in another airport. Pour it. Ready for another. Coffee: it's what's for Dinner. You didn't name a song, you named a video. Holiday Swingers Express. Turn Your Pineapple Upside Down Right Now. Tell Me More, Tell Me More, Did it poop on your head? Melts My Cheese Just Nicely. DC separates their shit with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/4BA632A6-182A-4E63-9E50-25A71AFBCAB0/media.mp3
TMS 2325: Dude, Where's my license?
Published: Thu, 28 Jul 2022
Description: Often there's nudity. Come to TMS Vegas, they might have frogs. Pounding Mozzarella for One. I don't like Lawn Enveeeeee. Half the debauchery is gone. Somewhere down the lazy river. Cirque du So butts. You get a Verbena and you get a Verbena and you get a Verbena. My lawn is a forever stamp. They call him Tomato Stew Jamie. Do you have green down there? What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas... due to poor Wifi. Everything's A Hammer with Amy. Handy Woo with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/76B2A4E3-9B23-482D-956F-4CAA778CA30D/media.mp3
TMS 2324: Burper Phone
Published: Tue, 26 Jul 2022
Description: I was blinded by the Black Light. Ejaculation Nation. Watchers Give Me the Willies. Airport Food Roulette. Frodo Bilbo and Zack. Who runs Swinger town? Battle Strip. The Mailman delivers in the rear. Green Machine Trauma. Just get cheaper less tasty birds. And you may tell yourself, This is not my tiny house. Stay Clear Of The Clam Chowder. Two Dorans enter, One Doran leaves, in the Volvo with Bill. How Many Licks does it take to get to the center of the universe with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/E8BCA2D9-62A9-4F69-9F20-32B34850E95C/media.mp3
TMS 2323: A Sting from Bee-Hind
Published: Mon, 25 Jul 2022
Description: You're a Swinger... Good on Ya! In Scott's Head Everyone is Naked. Just like a Saturday night at Ibbot's Lyft. You're wearing the band! Pull your pants off! In Soviet Russia Chess Robot Breaks you. love lyft me up where we belong. I'm Sorry, I'm Drunk. Did the Movie Pop your Corn? Retired Admirals hang out at Old Navy. New Rule: No One is Allowed to Die! Tom Cruise, The Dream. He's a desecrated corpse. ambidextrous Midnight Runners. Old Action Heroes are Expendable. How many languages does Major Spoilers speak, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/5A1AFF4A-5D37-4D4D-8CE5-DF84EF817181/media.mp3
TMS 2322: Thiquid
Published: Thu, 21 Jul 2022
Description: Hey! Go Away! It's Been One Week Since The Bee Stung Me. Tickling the Beans! I don't like people watching me PEEEEEE! Wolfhart Mongo. The Food Borne Identity. Happy dumb 24th of July. Hornets Are Dicks. Bloody Gross Burger. All The Good Tribe Names Are Taken. You are wrong, Google it. Dodging Covid Balls. Pepper Luigi commits a salt. Heavy Fraggle Rock with Amy. Projecting Buttholes with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/17823BFF-F58D-497A-84DD-65420A1FD5EB/media.mp3
TMS 2321: Shake that, Takespeare
Published: Wed, 20 Jul 2022
Description: Meta suing Meta is so Meta. Great Dicks in Video Game History. Back Alley Dumpster Pizza now available through DoorDash. Bung Punching the Irish. I will TAKE THE SPEAR! The number is Elsa. Get Off That Disney Princess. Money For Nothing, and TMS For Free. Defensively Jousting the Rampage Gauntlet. There's a sled on the roof. Boy, a lot of chodes today. Schrödinger's Nicole. Flicking the Joust Ostrich. Spagno-less. Fun Uncle to Cruel Dad with Tom. Reccamentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/13750413-E52D-4218-85DB-CCA33609D991/media.mp3
TMS 2320: For why?
Published: Tue, 19 Jul 2022
Description: Nips for Tips. Wedge: the Basic Bitch of Salads. 1 sex worker, 2 sex workers, red sex worker, blue sex worker. The Squeaky Bean is my Wrestling name in High School. Flicking the Nut. We all live in a drone Submarine. Mansplaining Shadows. Dark Phoenix The Broccoli People. Watching the Stupid icon running away. We Interrupt Today's Story for a Mess! Super Liberable. Don't set the magnet to impale your brain mode. I'm kind of a big deal on Relp! Joystick Generation with Bill. Overwhelmed with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/10AC8A58-D2E0-47D4-A28D-BB317479AAFB/media.mp3
TMS 2318: The Kevin Kebab
Published: Thu, 14 Jul 2022
Description: Third Rabbit of the Poohpocalypse. Facebook is crap. Beep beep beep boop boop beep beep! I Don't Like to Sneeeeeeeze. Black Belt In Something. I was at hamburger until you said sushi. Bow-Door Photo Session. There's a dog on the roof. The 3rd Eagle of the Month. 200 lb Putin Lover. dont be a stoner wearing high heels in a horror movie. The mirror, the original picture delete button. Particulate in the nose hole! Not in a Horror Movie with Amy. Dismorphin Time with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/BFECF686-DF4A-4153-8572-AB3F84D962BE/media.mp3
TMS 2318: Hey Bird Dogs
Published: Wed, 13 Jul 2022
Description: Catches fleas just like flies. South Pahk The Cah. Doing Edibles In The Van With Shaggy. Kirkland Brand Buffalo Wild Wings. Knowing All the Prominent Korean Families of the Valley. Tony Shalhoub, bless you. Two Open-Faced Chicken Things. If Charlise Throws Up, I'll Be Excited. From Chunks To Cream. The Elon's Musk be Crazy. Tom's Twisted Twitter Tales. Everyone in Hamilton is dead. Don't Be Doing It In London! Gross Kitchen. You won a Birthday. Recommental Musicals with no singing with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/32383D7A-08A5-409D-BFF9-219783A4F9EE/media.mp3
TMS 2317: Insecto Cooter
Published: Tue, 12 Jul 2022
Description: TMS Onlyfans coming. Pull Up Your Pants, Your Vegas Is Showing. These Trying Karen Times. An Acrid Arachnid. Beware Of Satins. 90 minutes of Stink. Do Spiders Have 8 Legs because I really like wanted to know? Single Pringle. 6B has the right hardness. Could it be... Satin!!!! My Drone Lives on a Farm Upstate. Primordial Ooze of Florida Man. Im laying eggs right now. Zero to 60 in tree seconds with Bill. Bringing up your Breakfast with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/F9DE6107-5637-4490-A19B-727162C752A3/media.mp3
TMS 2316: Dry Erase Bear
Published: Mon, 11 Jul 2022
Description: Russell Crow is a big fun tub of goo. Doxing Dunaway's dealer. Use the Same Hole. He's Hot blooded, boosted and see, got a fever of 103. The Same Caan Text. The Vegas Booster. Sweaty Lyft driver, where can I take you? The Age of These Kids are the Stranger Thing. Upside Down Cats. Too Much Vax, Not Enough Wax. It's mostly the cocaine. Put the Mental Condom On. MGM has the best streaming unless you count the fountains at the Bellagio. Minor Spoilers From MajorSpoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/D0A356A7-9D8B-407C-86E7-FEDDB32BE4E1/media.mp3
TMS 2315: Wax n Vax
Published: Thu, 07 Jul 2022
Description: Deep Breath in, Deep Breath out, PANCAKES. I guess I'm the manager today. BA Barakus Variant. Fix that Floater! Is this your dream deck card? Interview With the Wumpire. I agree, I don't deserve your wife either. Fast Food Economics 101. The less U-R-in a pool, the better. Always check your flem level. Did the Volume Move for You? A Struggling Creature Who Was Ready To Die. Two Baby Hippos in the Toilet with Amy. Designing your rat park with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/634FE736-E800-41E7-9C0C-788C5B9BE0C7/media.mp3
TMS 2314: The Bed Ejection
Published: Wed, 06 Jul 2022
Description: Pancakes with a side of concussion. Brian Dabbled in College. One Toothed Mayo Man. Does the Nile reach into England? I Don't Like FreeVeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Premature Ejectulation. Horsey Sauce Moneyshot. If you see a guy running, that ain't me. Lemony Fresh Biodegradable Garbage. I've Got Scurvy, Please Pass the Rum. Keep that up she won't make you pancakes. sounds like a bear welding chainsaw. Pull it out of your brown bag. What is Lettuce? Tom's Tech Time! Double Dunaway and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/63DC1B39-7934-45BF-BD6D-1B68ADB77F0B/media.mp3
TMS 2313: Whispers of the Sheep
Published: Tue, 05 Jul 2022
Description: Arvada. Population: Brian. Well Oiled Date Night. There are FOUR Hobbits. What things do you like about Vegas? Mowing a lawn with a fully exposed John Deere. Thunder Jacket is my Ac/DC cover band. Johnny Helmets. Just Salt The Earth. Dude, you've got Adele. They made small talk very small talk. Red Flag Means Someone Barfed. The kart company needs better matchmaking. Conoco: the Funniest Gas Station. He can draw my women any time. 31 Flavors of Omicron with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/7876AEAF-A1E0-47C9-A200-931D1C8D00F0/media.mp3
TMS 2312: Fiddlin' with Fire
Published: Thu, 30 Jun 2022
Description: Short Enough to smell your feet. Runnin' From Johnny Law! My Hose is a Grower, Not a Show-er. Hosed and Chosed. Kicking June in the Corn Chute. Tony But Not Tony, the Other Tony. Garlic on Feet, I've Been Sleeping Deep. I Saw Churchill Swimming The Other Day. This Tooth Sandwich is Very Filling. Wiggling At Your Teacher's A-Hole! Can't put Dental in Diet. June: No Love and Thunder. Weather, I Can't Control You. All of a Sudden, STORM!! Covid Not Recommended With Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/4237133C-7747-485D-BF1A-1CD2960A2689/media.mp3
TMS 2311: Swamp Water Slurpee
Published: Wed, 29 Jun 2022
Description: Teens Are Often Hard On Hoses. Neuro Somethin' Somethin' Protein Dillywhacker. Roll for Initiative Against Your Mom. Untitled Breastfeeding Mom and Goose game. Would You Like A Casserole Or A Puppy? Always a Slush Component. Dungeons, Dragons and DINGS. Del Taco Just the Tip. Steam coming out of my Trunk! Maverick Rage. Toddlers are Gibbering Mouthers. Uncle Puberty coming to ruin your life. Tom Had Cherry Pie, Cool Tech Time Such a Sweet Surprise. 30 Minutes of Screaming with Randy and Nicole. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/6EE67001-FB08-454D-84CB-0FD84B06F071/media.mp3
TMS 2310: This Other Garbage
Published: Tue, 28 Jun 2022
Description: Brian's Vegas Residency. Ask Scott to ask Brian to ask Alexa to ask Samuel about snakes. Snakes on a Podcast. Tadpool Is Not Wikipedia. I hear boobs and puppy's are good. Did nothing - Problem solved! It's coming from inside the garbage can!! Callused Tender Bits. Questioning Reality...Shows. I Carried Chuck E Cheese For A Long Time. I Don't Like Rats and Fleeeeeeeeees. That's a Long Way to Travel for a Swim! All Fastidious and Tony Randallish. Florida Man-sion. A Wild Puppy Appears! Not answering phones with Bill! Wormy urethra bacteria with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/A6A70A73-99D8-4D53-A160-1ED85C94ABF3/media.mp3
TMS 2309: Bicycle Oyster Cult
Published: Mon, 27 Jun 2022
Description: Croc Blocked. Important Taint Paint. My aunt has MS! I mean, allergies. Chode Butter and VIP Charcuterie. Reinforced nipple area. Chester, he was a President wasn't he? Riding Up That Hill. Punctuate your Doomscrolling. Crap! They found me. The wet D-Pad was my wrestling finishing move. Crispie Creme for the Tender Parts. Big ol' Nixon beard!! The Good Thicke. Zoom And Enhance Scott's Wrist. Gross but yes. Not supporting the bad guys with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/68380C6D-323D-4E47-89FE-F9142C5CC345/media.mp3
TMS 2308: Mouth To Hose
Published: Thu, 23 Jun 2022
Description: A Rose by any other name would be a strawberry. Noooooooooooobi Wan. Yawnsplaining. DeezNuts Chode Butter. Shanter 64. Guy in a Hut Who's Good with a Rock. Loki Is Just A Side Quest. It puts the lotion on the skin or it drinks from the hose again! Turtles all the way down...to the butt. The Cone of Shame and the Diaper of Poop. Checking out a some dude's hose. Flushing the Detritus. Semi Serious, Grandfather of Yahoo. Wongvengers. Long Live J Fred Mugs! The Largest, Gayest Person with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/1BFBD201-8009-4129-A02C-D7EABFE7A076/media.mp3
TMS 2307: Fame Monsters
Published: Wed, 22 Jun 2022
Description: More Than A Finger In The Peanut Butter. X Squared Umbrella Kumquat. Biden's Bike Biff. Drunk with baby. Obama's Bush. I don't like Bon Appeteeeeeeeeeeeeee. Hanging Chad Room. The Mormons have a Gigantic Organ. Pee-Pee Yes, Poo-Poo No! Postmortem Karen. Bon Apple Tea. Don't have a thing for Texas Women. Grimes Against Humanity. Deleting your furniture with Tom. Gratuitous Penis Recommentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/EE30EA25-3031-4828-BECB-0D486B13BC25/media.mp3
TMS 2306: Rotten Davitoe
Published: Tue, 21 Jun 2022
Description: Mad Kim, Fury Road. Dandy, Where's My Car? We Mixed Darrens and Dudes. Beware of the Lake Ding Dong. I just saved 15% on my Insecurance! I wish all squatting domains looked this good. LasVegas Dot Com For All Your Toiletry Needs. I don't like eating beeeeeeees. A big fish and a dildo walk into a Fascinations. The Green Screen Place. Would You Eat a Dong Fish? If You Spend 35 Million on a Forwarding URL, You Have too Much Money. CVS Convenience Casino. Wedged into a Goo Hole. Making and Shaking with Bill. Human Trafficking with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/318E4B92-E2D1-4B8C-81FA-DD42521C715E/media.mp3
TMS PM for 6-17-2022: Gleen Rantern
Published: Fri, 17 Jun 2022
Description: You'll have NO Pet Sounds, NO SGT Peppers and NO LT YAR. Green Food Ring Machine. Rating Casios by Smell. Chicago et Cetera. hot white people burrito. Where's my Beach Boys, Brian? Dark Barry. I see you baby. Slapping those apps. Wendy and Shithead... the musical! App Time! Your quick questions and more on this episode of TMSPM. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/BA55BE1C-D560-4A61-A675-749C6513CE11/media.mp3
TMS 2305: Outpipe Spicy
Published: Wed, 15 Jun 2022
Description: Single Syllable Suck It. Late Spaghetti Dreams. Star Trek is My 19th Favorite Star Wars. What the F(ood Tr)uck. Slappin' the Bantha Meat. I Don't Like Angry Zeeeeeeeeebras. Mara Jade? Like Mara Jade? No Mara Jade? A Custom Barn for one's Giraffes. Commit To The Hat. Bunker Ho makes the food truck go! Rag Wringing Humidity. Calm Down Steve. A Match Made In Fargo. And now with Sports, Tom Merritt! Personally Interacting with Zebras with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/AF33251D-6F3E-4114-B677-04D01CB78073/media.mp3
TMS 2304: Yellow Simmons
Published: Tue, 14 Jun 2022
Description: Uncle Ben Killed Batman's Parents. Good for Hummy. What kind of sick cucumber snuff film is this? Hottie McBabypants. Darts in your Cornhole. Tossing Your Tortillas. I'm getting too old for this space travel. Is It Too Early for a Funny Frisch Chipsfrisch? German is a Big Language. Use my baldness to my advantage. I Would Gladly Throw That At Your Head. I don't like Blowing Peeeeeas! Get the Mucinex Monkey Off My Back. It's Not Magic Bobby, It's an Illusion! Knurling Knobs with Bill. Well Rendered Fish Sandwiches and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/D5C72317-BB5E-4765-9C76-182D9716FD68/media.mp3
TMS 2303: Watt Hertz
Published: Mon, 13 Jun 2022
Description: It's Neither A Circus, Nor A Peanut, Discuss. Seahorse by Etsy. Dead Man Guacing. Not quite Hawaiian shirt healthy. Grant Theft Fruit: Santa Barbara. Concentrated Hell Sugar. RhymerWeiner. Duke Nukem For Never. Alien Pig Monkey. 10 Minutes, 10 Bucks, 10 Fingers. VahJoHo. Why Ruin Fridays with the 13th? Melanoma Salamander. Terrifying sex with Steven and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/ADF412FD-56E9-4FBA-AB49-3C7ADF31575B/media.mp3
TMS 2300: Doxxing Hitchcock
Published: Mon, 06 Jun 2022
Description: Yakity Yak Don't Crap Back. The Nips in our Stars. 2026 All Barfing All The Time. Lucy in the Sky with Sideboob. Nailing Goldblum's Body. Bohemiam Ramhsomy. The badonkasaurus. Eating Atari Oblongs. The lost tortles. Davinci's Buttplug. If you eat the whole thing, you still have to pay for it! I'm terrible at barfing. The Italian Tank Girl Job. The 12 Apostles Rocks. Holding Turtles a Very Special Way with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/28B5D000-AAA9-400A-A4EA-86D46A60D0B9/media.mp3
TMS 2299: I'm A Car Shark
Published: Thu, 02 Jun 2022
Description: I need time off for Chode Maintenance. Do Payphones Have Change Because I Like Really Wanted to Know. Taste The Rainbow, puke The Rainbow. Woah, black pudding, bam a lam. All cats are dicks. Why Don't You Just Use A Tennis Racket? Wonderpig has a big ass. Eggs, Fresh from the Butt. it's the final payphone. Toni Braxton Hicks. I'm Five Again And It's Terrible! That's Not and Ace, It's a Club! Littered With Puffins. Journey to Hellhole Road with Amy. Everything But Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/2ECEE213-3FB0-4D89-8B7C-E1F9B5D1C4B0/media.mp3
TMS 2298: The Leavings of Newman
Published: Wed, 01 Jun 2022
Description: That's not Marvel, It's Canadian. Our Very Own Little Hammond. Giraffes In Space!! The Strawberries Taste Like Vomit and the Chicken Tastes Like Wood. The Taint Is In The Air! Burnt beef flap taint. Let's Test The Beef's Heaters. I like the juice if i'm sitting there. Don't Drop Food On Space Heaters. A plethora of Michaels. I prefer the older leathery Lundgren. Elfquest Had Boobs In It. Do you smell what the oil heater is cooking? Forking off with Tom. Sandwich Recommentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/09111F6E-852E-4C6D-9CF5-59ECC69607BE/media.mp3
TMS 2297: 28 Dresses Later...
Published: Tue, 31 May 2022
Description: Mansplaining Boob Sweat. Money for Nothing and the Super Chix for free. A Cubic Mass of Giraffes. Windmills are BS. Beefy Boob Unit. STOP! Escher Time! The Sand Flies Were After Our Brightly-Colored Balls! Acheesement Unlocked. A Soft Chicken Opening. Should Have Stopped At Butthole. She had a FARTattack. Pee on Porpoise. It's Gotta Be Not May. Podcasts: Jokes in a Jar. Using Dial-up with Bill. Monkeypox Orgy with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/899FE915-5459-481C-B294-6167372071A1/media.mp3
TMS 2296: I've Seen Its Crack
Published: Thu, 26 May 2022
Description: Plenty of Cocks with Amy. Bad UTAH Connection. I don't like whizzy cheeeeeeeese. Eat it on a Flip Flop, in the Clip Clop. Baby's do well in car accidents cause they're drunk. Chuck's hairy arm. Stonehenge closes in 30 Minutes. Cheese Yoda Style. I'm Irish, I know things. Up Or Down On The Sheep. I Wanna Go In Your Sleep. Chevy Fieri. The one with all the accessories. Go to Philly, See its Crack. Naked Muddy Flaps. Resting Brain Face with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/30817397-CE6E-4010-A6D4-701CE988BE4B/media.mp3
TMS 2295: Distracting Extraction
Published: Wed, 25 May 2022
Description: He Was Only A Sub Dentist. I don't like pulling teeeeeeth? Mavis Beacon Teaches Golf. Lower High School Poopy. Super Soldier Butt Plug. Can I Pop In Here And Be A Little Thing? They're All Plastic And Stupid. Bionisize Yo-self!! Ship it with liquid. Slippery Little Booger Remote. 23 hour fitness. Nobody Says SNES. Stubsack. British Actors AND People. Ducking Trackers With Tom. Exploding Cows With Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/780628C6-82BA-41C5-8580-FB3AC067F32F/media.mp3
TMS 2294: Han Hacked First
Published: Mon, 23 May 2022
Description: The Audience Is Naked. Twirly Fish Sandwiches. Super Long-Haired Sausage Dogs. Keep on CPappin'. Orlando, we have a problem! Dinosaurs from the Dinosaur Times. Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves Alive, the Other Still Leaves but In a Bag or Something. We All Went Body Blow. Lady iBeth. Shut Up, I Already Voted! Which Wave Exposed You to Ska? Paying to Have Things Put in My Mouth. A Wife with COVID is a Roommate. Canvas Flat-Footed Whatevers. Hanandler Bong. Calling All Angels with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/3606BEB3-1BD9-4A48-8F43-645558D20E10/media.mp3
TMS 2293: Benefit from her exit
Published: Thu, 19 May 2022
Description: Done with a Marvel. Here we go a-floundering. Why Isn't He Called He-Hulk? Going down a monkey hole. Talking a Stand. Marv Stone, action journalist. Fish 'n' Chips... OR EXTRA Fish 'n' Chips? Buster Keaton was Alive! White Man Combo Meal problems. Benedict Ratzenberger. Deny that, YOU CAN'T! It doesn't suck, until it does. Samplin Janes Fudge. TMS suggests you do your own research. Full-Throated Southern Accents with Amy. Jumping off a Cliff with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/5F28893D-4F77-4EAD-943B-EF6384D98631/media.mp3
TMS 2292: The Gnight of the Gnats
Published: Wed, 18 May 2022
Description: Too Sexy For My Doctor. Smokin' the Clover. Didja Ever Lose Your Skarsgard? That's How Boobies Work. Et Tu Kaiser Permanente? Roll Over, Roll Over, Green Grass and Clover. Sour cream if ya nasty. People Magazine. Made for People. By People. Using People. Beware The Clouds Of Gnats. Yo Quiero Pizza Mexicano. Car and Table Magazine. When Maych Ends. Eating More Melons With Tom. Differently Sexy Isn't Equally Sexy. Underwater With Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/440A7712-D02A-4A8A-A714-6D7DED51861A/media.mp3
TMS 2291: ShawShake Redemption
Published: Tue, 17 May 2022
Description: I don't like milkshake peeeeeeeeee. Scott ordered 5 guys and enjoyed every second of it! Urine for a great shake. A Pot in Every Chicken. A Whack is Technically a Stroke. Food Grade Fibrous Scaffolding. All Coked Up on Cans. Black velvet and that little Tiger's fire. Anthony Garcia, famous actor. Chinese Spy Has Can-Do Spirit. Get your Junk in the middle. This disease is annoying. They all go by the name Kevin. Spagettification with Bobby. Embarrassing Balls With Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/E255C869-426A-4092-B801-D0B2B449CF11/media.mp3
TMS 2290: Pope Fiction
Published: Mon, 16 May 2022
Description: You're Supposed To Suck It. It's Morbin' Time! A Loud and Thunderous F-Bomb. KKK Regional Manager. Less White than Grandpa. Catch your own crabs. Kicked in the Tea-Balls. Three Passes Through the Still. Star Wars Squashed the Micronauts. Fill it with My Hose. Minimum filter, maximum output. This Drink is Porn. He was racist, which was hilarious. Pablo McGillicuddy. The Dumbest Dumb that Ever Dumbed with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/0F4B3385-D184-4DB1-9DEE-75A58621A742/media.mp3
TMS 2289: Thiquid
Published: Thu, 12 May 2022
Description: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Buick? For the Love of Metallica. I don't like dryer cheeeeeeeese!! I name all my Colons: Powell. Racks, Ball Hitches and Luuuuuuuuube. There's a hole in the roof rack! I could lick a car for hours. Panic while Scott jiggles it. Perkins: We have GILFs. Kia Cilantro. Dojo Cat. I Don't Have a problem with Ryan Shaving His Privates. Spicy, Sexy Books with Amy. 6 Month Headaches with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/85E6E1FF-7340-4537-AD78-61CE27A6E9A6/media.mp3
TMS 2288: MC Julia Child
Published: Wed, 11 May 2022
Description: Round Up the Fruit-Haters! Don't Disparage Those Frosted Tips. Never mix your fruit beer. I hAtE tHe TiNA vOIce!! No Gummies... Brought to Utah... By Me. A Sockfull of Coke. Fill Thanos' void. I had THREE BEERS! I'll have a scoop of Wet Dishrag. Lauren Butter Becan. Isn't there a Julia Child documentary called Julia something? Bill is Laserbutt15. Loops and Holes, Baby! Loops and Holes. One Math or Five Math. iO You An Explanation with Tom. Poipu Caffeination With Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/290C8FFE-387B-4D79-9903-86F79E831920/media.mp3
TMS 2287: Thickened Liquid Cereal
Published: Tue, 10 May 2022
Description: Enjoying the Bean. OnlyFans Bag Tier? Highly Cultured Yogurt Dreams. Did you Spell Wyusa O. R. G. Y.? What If It's A Butthole? Murder She Wrote and Committed. Licking My Grandmother's Neck. 3 Bedroom, 2 bath, 1 used condom. Epidemepeazeologists. Keep Milkin Dem Oats. When You Put Capade On Something its a performance. EV Humveeeeeeee! Zurple To His Friends! So easy even Scott can use it. Teabagging with Gwen. Grinding gears with Garrett. Body Things with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/D9408375-C21E-4301-86A6-D3F97273963C/media.mp3
TMS 2286: Word Constipation
Published: Mon, 09 May 2022
Description: One Chore Per Mom. Wraaapped in fabric. Bitchy Scampi with a side of Eyerolls. Ordering a Corona at Corona during Corona. You play that game with three fingers. I'm going to sit here and eat this bread. More nipples for your dollar. MC Moviesalot. Garth's Lady Tremors. Turned On By Frozen Peas. You Didn't Make Your Tacos, You Ordered Fajitas. Grover Cleveland, Executioner. Young Gerald Ford was a FOX! Sounded Twainy to me. Isn't there some kid named rock who sings? Entering The Multiplex of Madness with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/1E5E8157-77E2-4C55-BF93-3ECC0977DAFD/media.mp3
TMS 2285: Asterods Deloxe
Published: Thu, 05 May 2022
Description: He's Science Disco Ball Jesus! Red on air fraggle. The Frogpants of Vegas. I bet the Dictionary of Sarcasm is SOOOOOO useful. Extra Virgin Arcade Machine. Cinco del Miracle Whip. Roach Clip posers. First, let me take a selfie. The Vuh-Jays. You REALLY Have That Hat?!? I PROMISE I Wasn't Fixated On The Nipples! The Plaza's Soul, Face, and All Other Parts. He's Averagely Tall! Unruly Scotsmen with Amy. Tab Management with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/F9FA8903-EB06-426F-953A-55F2C74CD48D/media.mp3
TMS 2284: Truman Show Face
Published: Wed, 04 May 2022
Description: Potato Wally-Tacker! A Mystery Wrapped in a Riddle Baked in a Conundrum Smothered in Secret Sauce. Biting the House that Feeds You. Not pooping for 7 days is not great on the back-end. Look in its little butthole. Lost in a field of Heathers. Sprinkles and the Donnettes. The Sound of THX Silence. Celebrity Slapped Hot Sauce. Offending the dog's organ. Oh Winchester you're such an a-hole. Krull, Cruller , Krullest. Friend of Pie Boffer. Twitter's Circle Circus with Tom. Recommending Sammy Hagar with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/0B4BB929-9048-4A57-A73B-69F1E4B39FB1/media.mp3
TMS 2283: Met Galaga
Published: Tue, 03 May 2022
Description: Skid Marks The Spot. I Was Looking for Tractors and Saw Someone Getting Plowed. Smell my sardine fingers. Scott Does Math. Red Robins in Cardinal Directions. No offense to any Jeffs. Racist, but Good Racist. Mickey Mouse is Not a Smurf. I Don't Trust Jeff's Bulgarian Restaurant! Mummifried. There's A Machete In The Other Wall. A Gangly Weirdo. Do You Want to be After Kanye? Bill And The Circle Of Props. Boring Uber Drivers and Earning 1 Star Reviews with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/3B21F656-1117-49AD-9DD9-DDCBA8E70C74/media.mp3
TMS 2282: Hairless Uggs
Published: Mon, 02 May 2022
Description: What happens in Vegas gets discussed at length on the show. Edibles Arrangement. I Destroyed Her Butt. Draft Dodgers. Stay High-drated. Derrick Morpheus. Oh what a feeling, that projector on the Ceiling. I'm Here to See Sexy Acid Lady. Parking Lot Penis Stain. Professor Salt and Dr. Pepper. He committed a runcible! Just a Simple Mint. Handcuffed to a bench. They call Scott Mellow Yellow. What's His Bucket with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/8E9E8E39-7F3E-400D-8F8E-BF28F97D0CFD/media.mp3
TMS 2281: Recreational Catnip
Published: Thu, 21 Apr 2022
Description: Hakuna Your Tatas. PILF: Podcaster I'd Like to Friend. Brian Was The Crazy Neighbor The Entire Time! The Ruff is on Fire! The Mayor is an Ass. 50 ways to describe your boobs. Elmo's Glue. Don't talk about Fight Club Soap. Large Fluffy Black Man. Indian Penile Court! The eyes have it! You're Somebody's ASMR! I could do something cool, or I could just eat a bag of chips. Someone DOES have a dog in THIS race! Meatloaf support group. Hanky Panky Reading with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/C6BADDD7-5651-4A05-9DDD-C827B30B4F3C/media.mp3
TMS 2280: Section 8 Peaches
Published: Wed, 20 Apr 2022
Description: I don't like cottage cheeeeeeeeeese. 4/20, or as We Say in Colorado: Wednesday. In BJ Territory. Sleeping Kinky. A Different Matt. MMmmmmmmmm, Peach Meat. Bad food is like a shiny Pokemon. One PARTICULAR Batman Movie. Kinked your hose the wrong way. Laughing Morning-Show-Guy Stuff. Scott Counts Dead People. All my balls in the air. I've been to MeoWolf but I've never been to me. Large Curds with Tom! Hawaii Breakfast Reccamentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/E38B2655-4110-4154-90F4-90B782EDE748/media.mp3
TMS 2279: Something to Tacobout
Published: Tue, 19 Apr 2022
Description: Golf-Course Landing Curmudgeon. I don't like Qwesleeeeeeeeeeeey. Indiana Jones And The Lost Fleabag. Is it too early to get a mani pedi? I want to play Zippy Monkey. Pornle. Hong Kong has a small one. Dr. Strange's Mexican Pizza. Single Female Lawyer Wife of Han Solo. Step-Mom Explains COVID to Horny Step-Son. Free Flast Plass! My Love of Pi is irrational. See my Gnarly feet in Vegas. Hawaii is LAVA. Shooting animals with Bill. Infinite Insanity with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/9EE81C38-82D3-4FAF-9CBA-7D12DC363E4E/media.mp3
TMS 2278: I am Defeato
Published: Mon, 18 Apr 2022
Description: Wipe off your Moist Points. You hide them in thee Pussy(willows). Make a room for a little Hashhouse in your soul. Sir Grapefellow, Lord of Marshmallows. Consolidate Your Ramkins! I Shakshuka the Sheriff. My Milksnake brings all the boys to they yard. I'm an aphid, can you milk me? Precariously Close To A Turd. Bus Boys love a nice stack. Over Hard For Four Hours. Five dollar bill hunting. Regional assistant bracket manager (for Monkeybananas). Got the Smedley in his Snidely. Email Roulette and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/0B341CFD-4D75-434A-9E82-B527DEF212C4/media.mp3
TMS PM for 4-15-2022: That New Dentist Smell
Published: Fri, 15 Apr 2022
Description: She knows my sensitive area. Scott hurts a small Mexican man. Be a do-gooder after Vegas. Canadian N word. Lower Back Mumble Bumble. Never Take a Job from a guy named Blow. Don't throw away a perfectly good bone! I sleep on your pinball machine. The New 2022 Chevy Combinara! puddle of refried beans. Mario does some weird shit. App Time! Your quick questions and more on this episode of TMSPM. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/E0739284-BAAC-41BE-9432-F8F81D6E8DF0/media.mp3
TMS 2277: A Murder of Photographers
Published: Wed, 13 Apr 2022
Description: Fresh Bag of Mitsuba's in Vegas. X-Chicken: Eat Here, You Mutie! Ze Germans Don't Sell Cheetooooooooos. The Craiggiest Craig to Have Ever Craiged. Authors Should Just Shut Up and Type. Two Weeks, Stage Three. Dazzler was having a moment. Human Equivalent Of Pop Up Video. The Meta Cut is the Deepest with Tom. It's Your Farts, Marty! Not Enough Moisture this year. Take our Sweet Sweet Water. Brian Dunaway Feud Monkey. Jurassic Parks and Recreation. Marinaded Recommentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/A16B7F49-BDE1-4F95-888D-FEAB392FCB31/media.mp3
TMS 2276: Chips and Nips
Published: Tue, 12 Apr 2022
Description: Pull Her Boobs Out of the Soup. Have You Ever Seen Paper Underwear?!? Even For The 80s, That's A Really Huge Bush. Live, Die, Rinse, Repeat. I Don't Like Naked Sushiiiiiiiii! He's Not Overweight! He's Undertall! Banana Robot? I Don't See the Appeal. Grand Admiral Charlize Thrawn. The more jewelry you wear, they more naked you are. New Colon Smell. Warmly Rejected by Playboy. Banana Success Rate. Carte Blanche to Fart Like the Wind. Everywhere in Colorado is the High Country. 70 Cards gets you a movie. Your emails and calls and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/7B01488C-ED5D-48FE-B5BA-E21FB2F55DB7/media.mp3
TMS 2275: Beef Lube
Published: Mon, 11 Apr 2022
Description: Assault with a Deadly Bunny. The slow fall of a fat man on a bike. Cocked Locked and Ready To Rock. Trader Joe's Horth Paith. Don't Pee on your Knees! Exit Vomit Is Your Vomit. Chafing my moist meat. This Whopper Doesn't Whop. Daily Recommended Bowl of Garbage. Korken?!? I Hardly Know Them! Everywhere all the time up the thing. Soaking in Beef Water. Appropriate Sucking. Bucky's Cheek-Lifters. Small Communities and Small Minds with Steven and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Link to Episode: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6500eec59654d100127e79b4/e/749FFEAE-CF95-40D0-B8E8-CDAE5876B72F/media.mp3
TMS 2273: HelloKittyPEZ?
Published: Wed, 06 Apr 2022
Description: Fiddly Diddly In The Corner. What's in the Witchers pocket? Arrow through the Axe hole. Combo Meal of Kindness. He's A TWO-HIT Wonder! Get the F Out of My Seats! The Yakuza with the Dragon Tattoo. On Southwest Nads Fly Free. No Stinky Russell Brandiness! Yakuza hitman makes appointment. Don't Trust Any Of Those Names. Joining the Mile High Club Solo. Achey Breakies Lead to Mileys. Don't Be Eyesist! Tramp 64 had the best tramps. Randy Hates on Zevon and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2272: Oh Shire
Published: Tue, 05 Apr 2022
Description: The faucet is beside itself. I'd Like a Sink Combo with Fries. Too Early for a Fish Sandwich Combo? Let's fix the ship's faucet. Ask your doctor if Ivermectin is right for you. Why Don't You Just TELL Me What The Parasite People Are Saying! Accidental Tayzon Day. Deposit Your Pikachus. Oooops I dropped a nut. My Motto Is Eff Me! No Drinking Unless It's At Work! You can make BRICKS!! Meaty Sauce. They Announced Alan Tunic? Just Throw Dynamite at it with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2271: Beets Are Made Of Farts
Published: Mon, 04 Apr 2022
Description: It Wasn't The Bus, It Was Me. One Jones away from Darth Vader. The Tadpuds. Spider-Man ReParkered. Playing Jenga with Poo bags. Don't mess with the Hippo Cartels. The Secret of Dumbledoor's Fantastic Beastly Weiner. Y'ever Seen Paper, Shiny and Chrome? Come on, Bono, get your facts straight! We Called The Kirk Tiberius. I prefer robot goats. Throwing toast at Morbius. That's Just What You Gotta Pay for Bike Pants These Days. I Shoulda Stopped Doin Transformahs with Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2270: Wong Ratzenberger
Published: Thu, 31 Mar 2022
Description: Seven boys, one Johnson. Let's test the major phases. It's large format ping pong. The cute side of a turd! Yogo Pants and Mini Vans as far as the eye can see. I got this shriveled up orange I'd like to talk about. It's like short ranged tennis. Driving in the hunk-about. One up your Swetch! Don't need your validation, I don't need your thought control. Audio Books not brought to you by Audible with Amy. Mayor of Theratown with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2269: Noodle Duty
Published: Wed, 30 Mar 2022
Description: Winner Winner Panda Dinner! Alicia Squad-car. Brian's Nude Hole Tasting. Beef Slivers and Fish Cheeks. You're A Camel Nerd!! Is it too early for a Hawaiian Punch? I NEVER forget a wiener. Briefcase Dude! With The Power To Eat ALL THE NOODLES! Peacocks are Zoo Pigeons. Zebras: Light and Dark meat? It's Always Sunny in Attack Quest. Pale and Slimy. Didn't like it. Crystal Stripper Dinos. You're Like a Walkin' Phonics Guy. Trusting The Plan with Tom. Reccomentals With A Significantly Less Caffeinated RandyDeluxe and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2268: Edible Luster Dust!
Published: Tue, 29 Mar 2022
Description: Sandy Clams are problematic. Straggly Armpit Hair. Nothing better than dipping your Fry into a Frosty. THIS IS MY BAG! Have Your Way with My Mansion. The McDLT of Back Packs. We don't talk about Lithgow. Subjective Sandwiches. A Thermos Tat! Crude Tools with Bill. Getting along with the upper atmosphere with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2267: Kenneth Grandmagh
Published: Mon, 28 Mar 2022
Description: Chris Rock Tells a Joke but Will Smith Delivers the Punchline. Animated Boobs and Ween Should Win. I keep my Vibe award next to my bed. The Hills Have Eyes of Tammy Faye. Open Hand Paper beats Rock. Not A Pinball thing. THE pinball thing. I would be honored to get a Gknee and Cleo Award. Branagh Branagh, Doo do do... do do. Take out the Weird Al chunk. Jared Spackhoochie. Beware the last vestiges of March. North of JK Simmons. Famous Amos. the goofs are happening in a more recent way. Identical Sexy Boys with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2266: There's No Place Like Gnome
Published: Thu, 24 Mar 2022
Description: Bed, Bath, and Beyond Beef. We Don't Talk About The Return Of Bruno. No. No. No. Dutch Ovening My Poor Wife. That Was A Dumb Thing To Do! That's not how you turn off a monitor. Bar. Floor. Teeth. All The Jimmies. You ever lose your teeshh. He's Rubbin' Those Shoes! Adam is basically a Mark. Jambalya Dreamin'. Rosanneville... Like Rosanne... the show... get it? Floor Teeth Back in the Mouth. To Say Nothing of Read This with Amy. The Effervescent Wisdom of Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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