TMS 2333: CMOS Smoothie Icon: Link

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Description: Both Hunky and Dory. Galactica Hatch. Cruller on the Craft Table. Confirmed: We've Got Space Junk! that's how you get batmites! Vegas Mob Dropbox. Everyone Gets Nothing From Burger King. Ripping Off Chevy Chase's Bit. Howling Hound Hover Hunt. Do you follow him?! No! He's dead! Want to know about America? Don't live in America. (Aqualung) Batman on a park bench! MuckBang Bus. Bahhhhhhhhhhhhh call me bye. Chasing Amy with Amy. Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1322361073-scott-johnson-27-tms-2333-cmos-smoothie.mp3

TMS 2332: Dungeons, Dragons and Dives Icon: Link

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Description: Podcast Trophy measuring contest. The Bluey Cinematic Universe. Teachin' Grandma to Suck Eggs. Eggs are technically eggs. Show Without Merritt. Two Smokin' Hot Barrels and a Monkey. Your list is wrong, Monopoly sucks. Number 198 is Your Mom. Library of Alexandria on Sale at Wal-Mart. Cards Against Huge Manatee. Tanning Shatum's bum. Puzzled Pint: No pressure, only fun. Avoid the Jawa Clusters. Kids Can't Clean Crockery. Spreading it around with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1321648024-scott-johnson-27-tms-2332-dungeons-dragons-and-dives.mp3

TMS 2331: Peanut in Bed Icon: Link

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Description: The cleanest rock in Utah. Zoe Brings the Red-on-air light. Torso Pillow Man. Whats his power? Hugs! How does Space Force Work? You're a collapsing version of me. Dink More Pineapple Juice. Hourglass half full. This Panic too shall pass. Space Junk Larger Than a Marble. I need a break, you're too nice. Don't Yuck Somebody's Yum. Even if it's very yucky. Pooperation for later. You want Choco in your Taco? Scanning Our Noggins with Bill. Space Katamari Damacy with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1320941599-scott-johnson-27-tms-2331-peanut-in-bed.mp3

TMS 2330: Cat Bus! Icon: Link

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Description: White Knuckle Lyfting. DefecateCon 5. Grabbed by the chuckles. Anson Dis Mount. Ballpointing leaves a mark. Bleaching Elephant Buttholes. Dark Barry. The Patrick Stewart Business. Why are you punching Yourself, Bruce? Driver of the dead. Your Stomach's the Captain Now. Figured I could get away with eating a peanut. That's a lot of unwhite corndogs. Your Wife is Wonderful but SHE'S WRONG. Cancelling Batgirl with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1320167272-scott-johnson-27-tms-2330-cat-bus.mp3

TMS 2329: Uber Duber Stuber Icon: Link

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Description: Her Dog Is Appropriate. Lady Fart or Dog Fart? The Shortest Skirt in Alabama. The Retiree Look. Whoville Poodley Noodles. Gobbing my way to the top. Little Skeletor Girl. That outfit is to die for! the fockers are a growing concern. The last Deniro and Hoohah. Creeper Sunglasses. Soccer Hooligan Gobbing. Try To Keep It Down. I will date you, He-Man. Wet and Grosse in Georgia with Amy. Thera-Pee Thursday With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1318003825-scott-johnson-27-tms-2329-uber-duber-stuber.mp3

TMS 2328: Dual Duel Icon: Link

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Description: ET TikTok Home! Unwaxed Seaweed. How to Plan a Rough Night of Intercourse. Never Ending Theeeeeeme Sooooong. Kill the Spider with a Lighter, Small Fries, Big Mac! Get The Key. It's Always the Answer. Epsom Salt? It's a terrible lube. Stupid potato Iphone. The Frank Kind of Deal. Free Minutes on a Potato iPhone. Claire's Gunnies. Stop N Shit Tour '95. Limahl. Are You Done? Gloom is Temporary, Doom is Eternal. An Apple a day makes the games go away with Tom! Emma, Uma, Uma, Emma with Nicole, Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1317283438-scott-johnson-27-tms-2328-dual-duel.mp3

TMS 2327: Stop, drop and collaborate Icon: Link

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Description: Calories Don't Count On Birthdays. 25 Footlongs in the Office. They are still not popular with the gays. Five guys, Five Dingdongs. The Denver Turd Nuggets. Be careful where you drive your balls. Give me the Thirsty Gas. Peter O'Toole is Huge right now. Pulling Robert Frost out of my butt. Cold, stinky rain and spilled nachos for you! When some legos come along, you just brickit. Just Leave Iris in the Mirror Universe. Send painted nudes. Never Forget Fat Larry. Star Trek Communications with Bill. Building Satan's Claw Machine with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1316558992-scott-johnson-27-tms-2327-stop-drop-and-collaborate.mp3

TMS 2326: Everyone's the Rube Icon: Link

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Description: Injured in an accident? Call the Law Office of Carbuncle, Pedestal and Dolman. The Goddamn Butterfly. Pounding That Caffeine. My Heart's Alone. Love Death and Groot. Crisis on Infinite Movie Situations. Losing the Third elephant of the apocalypse. Sorry Mario but your cat is in another airport. Pour it. Ready for another. Coffee: it's what's for Dinner. You didn't name a song, you named a video. Holiday Swingers Express. Turn Your Pineapple Upside Down Right Now. Tell Me More, Tell Me More, Did it poop on your head? Melts My Cheese Just Nicely. DC separates their shit with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1315858972-scott-johnson-27-tms-2326-everyones-the-rube.mp3

TMS 2325: Dude, Where's my license? Icon: Link

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Description: Often there's nudity. Come to TMS Vegas, they might have frogs. Pounding Mozzarella for One. I don't like Lawn Enveeeeee. Half the debauchery is gone. Somewhere down the lazy river. Cirque du So butts. You get a Verbena and you get a Verbena and you get a Verbena. My lawn is a forever stamp. They call him Tomato Stew Jamie. Do you have green down there? What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas... due to poor Wifi. Everything's A Hammer with Amy. Handy Woo with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1313590501-scott-johnson-27-tms-2325-dude-wheres-my-license.mp3

TMS 2324: Burper Phone Icon: Link

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Description: I was blinded by the Black Light. Ejaculation Nation. Watchers Give Me the Willies. Airport Food Roulette. Frodo Bilbo and Zack. Who runs Swinger town? Battle Strip. The Mailman delivers in the rear. Green Machine Trauma. Just get cheaper less tasty birds. And you may tell yourself, This is not my tiny house. Stay Clear Of The Clam Chowder. Two Dorans enter, One Doran leaves, in the Volvo with Bill. How Many Licks does it take to get to the center of the universe with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1312238008-scott-johnson-27-tms-2324-burper-phone.mp3

TMS 2323: A Sting from Bee-Hind Icon: Link

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Description: You're a Swinger... Good on Ya! In Scott's Head Everyone is Naked. Just like a Saturday night at Ibbot's Lyft. You're wearing the band! Pull your pants off! In Soviet Russia Chess Robot Breaks you. love lyft me up where we belong. I'm Sorry, I'm Drunk. Did the Movie Pop your Corn? Retired Admirals hang out at Old Navy. New Rule: No One is Allowed to Die! Tom Cruise, The Dream. He's a desecrated corpse. ambidextrous Midnight Runners. Old Action Heroes are Expendable. How many languages does Major Spoilers speak, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1311509287-scott-johnson-27-tms-2323-a-sting-from-bee-hind.mp3

TMS 2322: Thiquid Icon: Link

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Description: Hey! Go Away! It's Been One Week Since The Bee Stung Me. Tickling the Beans! I don't like people watching me PEEEEEE! Wolfhart Mongo. The Food Borne Identity. Happy dumb 24th of July. Hornets Are Dicks. Bloody Gross Burger. All The Good Tribe Names Are Taken. You are wrong, Google it. Dodging Covid Balls. Pepper Luigi commits a salt. Heavy Fraggle Rock with Amy. Projecting Buttholes with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1309405309-scott-johnson-27-tms-2322-thiquid.mp3

TMS 2321: Shake that, Takespeare Icon: Link

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Description: Meta suing Meta is so Meta. Great Dicks in Video Game History. Back Alley Dumpster Pizza now available through DoorDash. Bung Punching the Irish. I will TAKE THE SPEAR! The number is Elsa. Get Off That Disney Princess. Money For Nothing, and TMS For Free. Defensively Jousting the Rampage Gauntlet. There's a sled on the roof. Boy, a lot of chodes today. Schrödinger's Nicole. Flicking the Joust Ostrich. Spagno-less. Fun Uncle to Cruel Dad with Tom. Reccamentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1308717859-scott-johnson-27-tms-2321-shake-that-takespeare.mp3

TMS 2320: For why? Icon: Link

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Description: Nips for Tips. Wedge: the Basic Bitch of Salads. 1 sex worker, 2 sex workers, red sex worker, blue sex worker. The Squeaky Bean is my Wrestling name in High School. Flicking the Nut. We all live in a drone Submarine. Mansplaining Shadows. Dark Phoenix The Broccoli People. Watching the Stupid icon running away. We Interrupt Today's Story for a Mess! Super Liberable. Don't set the magnet to impale your brain mode. I'm kind of a big deal on Relp! Joystick Generation with Bill. Overwhelmed with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1308031372-scott-johnson-27-tms-2320-for-why.mp3

TMS 2318: The Kevin Kebab Icon: Link

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Description: Third Rabbit of the Poohpocalypse. Facebook is crap. Beep beep beep boop boop beep beep! I Don't Like to Sneeeeeeeze. Black Belt In Something. I was at hamburger until you said sushi. Bow-Door Photo Session. There's a dog on the roof. The 3rd Eagle of the Month. 200 lb Putin Lover. dont be a stoner wearing high heels in a horror movie. The mirror, the original picture delete button. Particulate in the nose hole! Not in a Horror Movie with Amy. Dismorphin Time with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1305253624-scott-johnson-27-tms-2318-the-kevin-kebab.mp3

TMS 2318: Hey Bird Dogs Icon: Link

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Description: Catches fleas just like flies. South Pahk The Cah. Doing Edibles In The Van With Shaggy. Kirkland Brand Buffalo Wild Wings. Knowing All the Prominent Korean Families of the Valley. Tony Shalhoub, bless you. Two Open-Faced Chicken Things. If Charlise Throws Up, I'll Be Excited. From Chunks To Cream. The Elon's Musk be Crazy. Tom's Twisted Twitter Tales. Everyone in Hamilton is dead. Don't Be Doing It In London! Gross Kitchen. You won a Birthday. Recommental Musicals with no singing with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1304592046-scott-johnson-27-tms-2318-hey-bird-dogs.mp3

TMS 2317: Insecto Cooter Icon: Link

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Description: TMS Onlyfans coming. Pull Up Your Pants, Your Vegas Is Showing. These Trying Karen Times. An Acrid Arachnid. Beware Of Satins. 90 minutes of Stink. Do Spiders Have 8 Legs because I really like wanted to know? Single Pringle. 6B has the right hardness. Could it be... Satin!!!! My Drone Lives on a Farm Upstate. Primordial Ooze of Florida Man. Im laying eggs right now. Zero to 60 in tree seconds with Bill. Bringing up your Breakfast with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1303981903-scott-johnson-27-tms-2317-insecto-cooter.mp3

TMS 2316: Dry Erase Bear Icon: Link

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Description: Russell Crow is a big fun tub of goo. Doxing Dunaway's dealer. Use the Same Hole. He's Hot blooded, boosted and see, got a fever of 103. The Same Caan Text. The Vegas Booster. Sweaty Lyft driver, where can I take you? The Age of These Kids are the Stranger Thing. Upside Down Cats. Too Much Vax, Not Enough Wax. It's mostly the cocaine. Put the Mental Condom On. MGM has the best streaming unless you count the fountains at the Bellagio. Minor Spoilers From MajorSpoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1303381273-scott-johnson-27-tms-2316-dry-erase-bear.mp3

TMS 2315: Wax n Vax Icon: Link

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Description: Deep Breath in, Deep Breath out, PANCAKES. I guess I'm the manager today. BA Barakus Variant. Fix that Floater! Is this your dream deck card? Interview With the Wumpire. I agree, I don't deserve your wife either. Fast Food Economics 101. The less U-R-in a pool, the better. Always check your flem level. Did the Volume Move for You? A Struggling Creature Who Was Ready To Die. Two Baby Hippos in the Toilet with Amy. Designing your rat park with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1301395753-scott-johnson-27-tms-2315-wax-n-vax.mp3

TMS 2314: The Bed Ejection Icon: Link

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Description: Pancakes with a side of concussion. Brian Dabbled in College. One Toothed Mayo Man. Does the Nile reach into England? I Don't Like FreeVeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Premature Ejectulation. Horsey Sauce Moneyshot. If you see a guy running, that ain't me. Lemony Fresh Biodegradable Garbage. I've Got Scurvy, Please Pass the Rum. Keep that up she won't make you pancakes. sounds like a bear welding chainsaw. Pull it out of your brown bag. What is Lettuce? Tom's Tech Time! Double Dunaway and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1300662493-scott-johnson-27-tms-2314-the-bed-ejection.mp3

TMS 2313: Whispers of the Sheep Icon: Link

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Description: Arvada. Population: Brian. Well Oiled Date Night. There are FOUR Hobbits. What things do you like about Vegas? Mowing a lawn with a fully exposed John Deere. Thunder Jacket is my Ac/DC cover band. Johnny Helmets. Just Salt The Earth. Dude, you've got Adele. They made small talk very small talk. Red Flag Means Someone Barfed. The kart company needs better matchmaking. Conoco: the Funniest Gas Station. He can draw my women any time. 31 Flavors of Omicron with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1300071052-scott-johnson-27-tms-2313-whispers-of-the-sheep.mp3

TMS 2312: Fiddlin' with Fire Icon: Link

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Description: Short Enough to smell your feet. Runnin' From Johnny Law! My Hose is a Grower, Not a Show-er. Hosed and Chosed. Kicking June in the Corn Chute. Tony But Not Tony, the Other Tony. Garlic on Feet, I've Been Sleeping Deep. I Saw Churchill Swimming The Other Day. This Tooth Sandwich is Very Filling. Wiggling At Your Teacher's A-Hole! Can't put Dental in Diet. June: No Love and Thunder. Weather, I Can't Control You. All of a Sudden, STORM!! Covid Not Recommended With Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1297440115-scott-johnson-27-tms-2312-fiddlin-with-fire.mp3

TMS 2311: Swamp Water Slurpee Icon: Link

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Description: Teens Are Often Hard On Hoses. Neuro Somethin' Somethin' Protein Dillywhacker. Roll for Initiative Against Your Mom. Untitled Breastfeeding Mom and Goose game. Would You Like A Casserole Or A Puppy? Always a Slush Component. Dungeons, Dragons and DINGS. Del Taco Just the Tip. Steam coming out of my Trunk! Maverick Rage. Toddlers are Gibbering Mouthers. Uncle Puberty coming to ruin your life. Tom Had Cherry Pie, Cool Tech Time Such a Sweet Surprise. 30 Minutes of Screaming with Randy and Nicole. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1296807589-scott-johnson-27-tms-2311-swamp-water-slurpee-1.mp3

TMS 2310: This Other Garbage Icon: Link

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Description: Brian's Vegas Residency. Ask Scott to ask Brian to ask Alexa to ask Samuel about snakes. Snakes on a Podcast. Tadpool Is Not Wikipedia. I hear boobs and puppy's are good. Did nothing - Problem solved! It's coming from inside the garbage can!! Callused Tender Bits. Questioning Reality...Shows. I Carried Chuck E Cheese For A Long Time. I Don't Like Rats and Fleeeeeeeeees. That's a Long Way to Travel for a Swim! All Fastidious and Tony Randallish. Florida Man-sion. A Wild Puppy Appears! Not answering phones with Bill! Wormy urethra bacteria with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1296005983-scott-johnson-27-tms-2310-this-other-garbage.mp3

TMS 2309: Bicycle Oyster Cult Icon: Link

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Description: Croc Blocked. Important Taint Paint. My aunt has MS! I mean, allergies. Chode Butter and VIP Charcuterie. Reinforced nipple area. Chester, he was a President wasn't he? Riding Up That Hill. Punctuate your Doomscrolling. Crap! They found me. The wet D-Pad was my wrestling finishing move. Crispie Creme for the Tender Parts. Big ol' Nixon beard!! The Good Thicke. Zoom And Enhance Scott's Wrist. Gross but yes. Not supporting the bad guys with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1295347534-scott-johnson-27-tms-2309-bicycle-oyster-cult.mp3

TMS 2308: Mouth To Hose Icon: Link

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Description: A Rose by any other name would be a strawberry. Noooooooooooobi Wan. Yawnsplaining. DeezNuts Chode Butter. Shanter 64. Guy in a Hut Who's Good with a Rock. Loki Is Just A Side Quest. It puts the lotion on the skin or it drinks from the hose again! Turtles all the way down...to the butt. The Cone of Shame and the Diaper of Poop. Checking out a some dude's hose. Flushing the Detritus. Semi Serious, Grandfather of Yahoo. Wongvengers. Long Live J Fred Mugs! The Largest, Gayest Person with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1293105349-scott-johnson-27-tms-2308-mouth-to-hose.mp3

TMS 2307: Fame Monsters Icon: Link

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Description: More Than A Finger In The Peanut Butter. X Squared Umbrella Kumquat. Biden's Bike Biff. Drunk with baby. Obama's Bush. I don't like Bon Appeteeeeeeeeeeeeee. Hanging Chad Room. The Mormons have a Gigantic Organ. Pee-Pee Yes, Poo-Poo No! Postmortem Karen. Bon Apple Tea. Don't have a thing for Texas Women. Grimes Against Humanity. Deleting your furniture with Tom. Gratuitous Penis Recommentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1292348530-scott-johnson-27-tms-2307-fame-monsters.mp3

TMS 2306: Rotten Davitoe Icon: Link

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Description: Mad Kim, Fury Road. Dandy, Where's My Car? We Mixed Darrens and Dudes. Beware of the Lake Ding Dong. I just saved 15% on my Insecurance! I wish all squatting domains looked this good. LasVegas Dot Com For All Your Toiletry Needs. I don't like eating beeeeeeees. A big fish and a dildo walk into a Fascinations. The Green Screen Place. Would You Eat a Dong Fish? If You Spend 35 Million on a Forwarding URL, You Have too Much Money. CVS Convenience Casino. Wedged into a Goo Hole. Making and Shaking with Bill. Human Trafficking with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1291698325-scott-johnson-27-tms-2306-rotten-davitoe.mp3

TMS PM for 6-17-2022: Gleen Rantern Icon: Link

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Description: You'll have NO Pet Sounds, NO SGT Peppers and NO LT YAR. Green Food Ring Machine. Rating Casios by Smell. Chicago et Cetera. hot white people burrito. Where's my Beach Boys, Brian? Dark Barry. I see you baby. Slapping those apps. Wendy and Shithead... the musical! App Time! Your quick questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.

Link to Episode: https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1289583190-scott-johnson-27-tms-pm-for-6-17-2022-gleen-rantern.mp3

TMS 2305: Outpipe Spicy Icon: Link

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Description: Single Syllable Suck It. Late Spaghetti Dreams. Star Trek is My 19th Favorite Star Wars. What the F(ood Tr)uck. Slappin' the Bantha Meat. I Don't Like Angry Zeeeeeeeeebras. Mara Jade? Like Mara Jade? No Mara Jade? A Custom Barn for one's Giraffes. Commit To The Hat. Bunker Ho makes the food truck go! Rag Wringing Humidity. Calm Down Steve. A Match Made In Fargo. And now with Sports, Tom Merritt! Personally Interacting with Zebras with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1288079536-scott-johnson-27-tms-2305-outpipe-spicy.mp3

TMS 2304: Yellow Simmons Icon: Link

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Description: Uncle Ben Killed Batman's Parents. Good for Hummy. What kind of sick cucumber snuff film is this? Hottie McBabypants. Darts in your Cornhole. Tossing Your Tortillas. I'm getting too old for this space travel. Is It Too Early for a Funny Frisch Chipsfrisch? German is a Big Language. Use my baldness to my advantage. I Would Gladly Throw That At Your Head. I don't like Blowing Peeeeeas! Get the Mucinex Monkey Off My Back. It's Not Magic Bobby, It's an Illusion! Knurling Knobs with Bill. Well Rendered Fish Sandwiches and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1287432316-scott-johnson-27-tms-2304-yellow-simmons.mp3

TMS 2303: Watt Hertz Icon: Link

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Description: It's Neither A Circus, Nor A Peanut, Discuss. Seahorse by Etsy. Dead Man Guacing. Not quite Hawaiian shirt healthy. Grant Theft Fruit: Santa Barbara. Concentrated Hell Sugar. RhymerWeiner. Duke Nukem For Never. Alien Pig Monkey. 10 Minutes, 10 Bucks, 10 Fingers. VahJoHo. Why Ruin Fridays with the 13th? Melanoma Salamander. Terrifying sex with Steven and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/archive.org/download/tms_2303/tms_2303.mp3

TMS 2302: The Beef Chicken Ratio Icon: Link

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Description: Southern Takeover With Amy. He Lives on a Farm and Rakes Grass. They All Die in the End, Eventually. Tolerating the Other Carolina. Lobster Diver having a Whale of a Time. Speedbagging the whale uvula. Glape Flavor with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1284380122-scott-johnson-27-tms-2302-the-beef-chicken-ratio.mp3

TMS 2301: Carcalepsy Icon: Link

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Description: Follow Penis Man, Like and Circumcise. Naked Men are Problematic. Phones Have Cameras Now. Scott Drives Kim to Puke. Didja Ever Lose Your Taters? Focused on the Unicorn. Emotional Support Ass. Augmenting Apple's Reality with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1283632558-scott-johnson-27-tms-2301-carcalepsy.mp3

TMS 2300: Doxxing Hitchcock Icon: Link

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Description: Yakity Yak Don't Crap Back. The Nips in our Stars. 2026 All Barfing All The Time. Lucy in the Sky with Sideboob. Nailing Goldblum's Body. Bohemiam Ramhsomy. The badonkasaurus. Eating Atari Oblongs. The lost tortles. Davinci's Buttplug. If you eat the whole thing, you still have to pay for it! I'm terrible at barfing. The Italian Tank Girl Job. The 12 Apostles Rocks. Holding Turtles a Very Special Way with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1282105840-scott-johnson-27-tms-2300-doxxing-hitchcock.mp3

TMS 2299: I'm A Car Shark Icon: Link

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Description: I need time off for Chode Maintenance. Do Payphones Have Change Because I Like Really Wanted to Know. Taste The Rainbow, puke The Rainbow. Woah, black pudding, bam a lam. All cats are dicks. Why Don't You Just Use A Tennis Racket? Wonderpig has a big ass. Eggs, Fresh from the Butt. it's the final payphone. Toni Braxton Hicks. I'm Five Again And It's Terrible! That's Not and Ace, It's a Club! Littered With Puffins. Journey to Hellhole Road with Amy. Everything But Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1279915072-scott-johnson-27-tms-2299-im-a-car-shark.mp3

TMS 2298: The Leavings of Newman Icon: Link

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Description: That's not Marvel, It's Canadian. Our Very Own Little Hammond. Giraffes In Space!! The Strawberries Taste Like Vomit and the Chicken Tastes Like Wood. The Taint Is In The Air! Burnt beef flap taint. Let's Test The Beef's Heaters. I like the juice if i'm sitting there. Don't Drop Food On Space Heaters. A plethora of Michaels. I prefer the older leathery Lundgren. Elfquest Had Boobs In It. Do you smell what the oil heater is cooking? Forking off with Tom. Sandwich Recommentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1279262812-scott-johnson-27-tms-2298-the-leavings-of-newman.mp3

TMS 2297: 28 Dresses Later... Icon: Link

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Description: Mansplaining Boob Sweat. Money for Nothing and the Super Chix for free. A Cubic Mass of Giraffes. Windmills are BS. Beefy Boob Unit. STOP! Escher Time! The Sand Flies Were After Our Brightly-Colored Balls! Acheesement Unlocked. A Soft Chicken Opening. Should Have Stopped At Butthole. She had a FARTattack. Pee on Porpoise. It's Gotta Be Not May. Podcasts: Jokes in a Jar. Using Dial-up with Bill. Monkeypox Orgy with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1278649027-scott-johnson-27-tms-2297-28-dresses-later.mp3

TMS 2296: I've Seen Its Crack Icon: Link

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Description: Plenty of Cocks with Amy. Bad UTAH Connection. I don't like whizzy cheeeeeeeese. Eat it on a Flip Flop, in the Clip Clop. Baby's do well in car accidents cause they're drunk. Chuck's hairy arm. Stonehenge closes in 30 Minutes. Cheese Yoda Style. I'm Irish, I know things. Up Or Down On The Sheep. I Wanna Go In Your Sleep. Chevy Fieri. The one with all the accessories. Go to Philly, See its Crack. Naked Muddy Flaps. Resting Brain Face with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1275775300-scott-johnson-27-tms-2296-ive-seen-its-crack.mp3

TMS 2295: Distracting Extraction Icon: Link

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Description: He Was Only A Sub Dentist. I don't like pulling teeeeeeth? Mavis Beacon Teaches Golf. Lower High School Poopy. Super Soldier Butt Plug. Can I Pop In Here And Be A Little Thing? They're All Plastic And Stupid. Bionisize Yo-self!! Ship it with liquid. Slippery Little Booger Remote. 23 hour fitness. Nobody Says SNES. Stubsack. British Actors AND People. Ducking Trackers With Tom. Exploding Cows With Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1275070777-scott-johnson-27-tms-2295-distracting-extraction.mp3

TMS 2294: Han Hacked First Icon: Link

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Description: The Audience Is Naked. Twirly Fish Sandwiches. Super Long-Haired Sausage Dogs. Keep on CPappin'. Orlando, we have a problem! Dinosaurs from the Dinosaur Times. Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves Alive, the Other Still Leaves but In a Bag or Something. We All Went Body Blow. Lady iBeth. Shut Up, I Already Voted! Which Wave Exposed You to Ska? Paying to Have Things Put in My Mouth. A Wife with COVID is a Roommate. Canvas Flat-Footed Whatevers. Hanandler Bong. Calling All Angels with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1273760692-scott-johnson-27-tms-2294-han-hacked-first.mp3

TMS 2293: Benefit from her exit Icon: Link

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Description: Done with a Marvel. Here we go a-floundering. Why Isn't He Called He-Hulk? Going down a monkey hole. Talking a Stand. Marv Stone, action journalist. Fish 'n' Chips... OR EXTRA Fish 'n' Chips? Buster Keaton was Alive! White Man Combo Meal problems. Benedict Ratzenberger. Deny that, YOU CAN'T! It doesn't suck, until it does. Samplin Janes Fudge. TMS suggests you do your own research. Full-Throated Southern Accents with Amy. Jumping off a Cliff with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1271458675-scott-johnson-27-tms-2293-benefit-from-her-exit.mp3

TMS 2292: The Gnight of the Gnats Icon: Link

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Description: Too Sexy For My Doctor. Smokin' the Clover. Didja Ever Lose Your Skarsgard? That's How Boobies Work. Et Tu Kaiser Permanente? Roll Over, Roll Over, Green Grass and Clover. Sour cream if ya nasty. People Magazine. Made for People. By People. Using People. Beware The Clouds Of Gnats. Yo Quiero Pizza Mexicano. Car and Table Magazine. When Maych Ends. Eating More Melons With Tom. Differently Sexy Isn't Equally Sexy. Underwater With Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1270772125-scott-johnson-27-tms-2292-the-gnight-of-the-gnats.mp3

TMS 2291: ShawShake Redemption Icon: Link

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Description: I don't like milkshake peeeeeeeeee. Scott ordered 5 guys and enjoyed every second of it! Urine for a great shake. A Pot in Every Chicken. A Whack is Technically a Stroke. Food Grade Fibrous Scaffolding. All Coked Up on Cans. Black velvet and that little Tiger's fire. Anthony Garcia, famous actor. Chinese Spy Has Can-Do Spirit. Get your Junk in the middle. This disease is annoying. They all go by the name Kevin. Spagettification with Bobby. Embarrassing Balls With Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1270127467-scott-johnson-27-tms-2291-shawshake-redemption.mp3

TMS 2290: Pope Fiction Icon: Link

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Description: You're Supposed To Suck It. It's Morbin' Time! A Loud and Thunderous F-Bomb. KKK Regional Manager. Less White than Grandpa. Catch your own crabs. Kicked in the Tea-Balls. Three Passes Through the Still. Star Wars Squashed the Micronauts. Fill it with My Hose. Minimum filter, maximum output. This Drink is Porn. He was racist, which was hilarious. Pablo McGillicuddy. The Dumbest Dumb that Ever Dumbed with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1269462772-scott-johnson-27-tms-2290-pope-fiction.mp3

TMS 2289: Thiquid Icon: Link

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Description: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Buick? For the Love of Metallica. I don't like dryer cheeeeeeeese!! I name all my Colons: Powell. Racks, Ball Hitches and Luuuuuuuuube. There's a hole in the roof rack! I could lick a car for hours. Panic while Scott jiggles it. Perkins: We have GILFs. Kia Cilantro. Dojo Cat. I Don't Have a problem with Ryan Shaving His Privates. Spicy, Sexy Books with Amy. 6 Month Headaches with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1267117576-scott-johnson-27-tms-2289-thiquid.mp3

TMS 2288: MC Julia Child Icon: Link

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Description: Round Up the Fruit-Haters! Don't Disparage Those Frosted Tips. Never mix your fruit beer. I hAtE tHe TiNA vOIce!! No Gummies... Brought to Utah... By Me. A Sockfull of Coke. Fill Thanos' void. I had THREE BEERS! I'll have a scoop of Wet Dishrag. Lauren Butter Becan. Isn't there a Julia Child documentary called Julia something? Bill is Laserbutt15. Loops and Holes, Baby! Loops and Holes. One Math or Five Math. iO You An Explanation with Tom. Poipu Caffeination With Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1266422131-scott-johnson-27-tms-2288-mc-julia-child.mp3

TMS 2287: Thickened Liquid Cereal Icon: Link

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Description: Enjoying the Bean. OnlyFans Bag Tier? Highly Cultured Yogurt Dreams. Did you Spell Wyusa O. R. G. Y.? What If It's A Butthole? Murder She Wrote and Committed. Licking My Grandmother's Neck. 3 Bedroom, 2 bath, 1 used condom. Epidemepeazeologists. Keep Milkin Dem Oats. When You Put Capade On Something its a performance. EV Humveeeeeeee! Zurple To His Friends! So easy even Scott can use it. Teabagging with Gwen. Grinding gears with Garrett. Body Things with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1265798530-scott-johnson-27-tms-2287-thickened-liquid-cereal.mp3

TMS 2286: Word Constipation Icon: Link

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Description: One Chore Per Mom. Wraaapped in fabric. Bitchy Scampi with a side of Eyerolls. Ordering a Corona at Corona during Corona. You play that game with three fingers. I'm going to sit here and eat this bread. More nipples for your dollar. MC Moviesalot. Garth's Lady Tremors. Turned On By Frozen Peas. You Didn't Make Your Tacos, You Ordered Fajitas. Grover Cleveland, Executioner. Young Gerald Ford was a FOX! Sounded Twainy to me. Isn't there some kid named rock who sings? Entering The Multiplex of Madness with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1265134429-scott-johnson-27-tms-2286-word-constipation.mp3

TMS 2285: Asterods Deloxe Icon: Link

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Description: He's Science Disco Ball Jesus! Red on air fraggle. The Frogpants of Vegas. I bet the Dictionary of Sarcasm is SOOOOOO useful. Extra Virgin Arcade Machine. Cinco del Miracle Whip. Roach Clip posers. First, let me take a selfie. The Vuh-Jays. You REALLY Have That Hat?!? I PROMISE I Wasn't Fixated On The Nipples! The Plaza's Soul, Face, and All Other Parts. He's Averagely Tall! Unruly Scotsmen with Amy. Tab Management with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1262883613-scott-johnson-27-tms-2285-asterods-deloxe.mp3

TMS 2284: Truman Show Face Icon: Link

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Description: Potato Wally-Tacker! A Mystery Wrapped in a Riddle Baked in a Conundrum Smothered in Secret Sauce. Biting the House that Feeds You. Not pooping for 7 days is not great on the back-end. Look in its little butthole. Lost in a field of Heathers. Sprinkles and the Donnettes. The Sound of THX Silence. Celebrity Slapped Hot Sauce. Offending the dog's organ. Oh Winchester you're such an a-hole. Krull, Cruller , Krullest. Friend of Pie Boffer. Twitter's Circle Circus with Tom. Recommending Sammy Hagar with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1262249629-scott-johnson-27-tms-2284-truman-show-face.mp3

TMS 2283: Met Galaga Icon: Link

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Description: Skid Marks The Spot. I Was Looking for Tractors and Saw Someone Getting Plowed. Smell my sardine fingers. Scott Does Math. Red Robins in Cardinal Directions. No offense to any Jeffs. Racist, but Good Racist. Mickey Mouse is Not a Smurf. I Don't Trust Jeff's Bulgarian Restaurant! Mummifried. There's A Machete In The Other Wall. A Gangly Weirdo. Do You Want to be After Kanye? Bill And The Circle Of Props. Boring Uber Drivers and Earning 1 Star Reviews with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1261644472-scott-johnson-27-tms-2283-met-galaga.mp3

TMS 2282: Hairless Uggs Icon: Link

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Description: What happens in Vegas gets discussed at length on the show. Edibles Arrangement. I Destroyed Her Butt. Draft Dodgers. Stay High-drated. Derrick Morpheus. Oh what a feeling, that projector on the Ceiling. I'm Here to See Sexy Acid Lady. Parking Lot Penis Stain. Professor Salt and Dr. Pepper. He committed a runcible! Just a Simple Mint. Handcuffed to a bench. They call Scott Mellow Yellow. What's His Bucket with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1261072195-scott-johnson-27-tms-2282-hairless-uggs.mp3

TMS 2281: Recreational Catnip Icon: Link

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Description: Hakuna Your Tatas. PILF: Podcaster I'd Like to Friend. Brian Was The Crazy Neighbor The Entire Time! The Ruff is on Fire! The Mayor is an Ass. 50 ways to describe your boobs. Elmo's Glue. Don't talk about Fight Club Soap. Large Fluffy Black Man. Indian Penile Court! The eyes have it! You're Somebody's ASMR! I could do something cool, or I could just eat a bag of chips. Someone DOES have a dog in THIS race! Meatloaf support group. Hanky Panky Reading with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1254477532-scott-johnson-27-tms-2281-recreational-catnip.mp3

TMS 2280: Section 8 Peaches Icon: Link

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Description: I don't like cottage cheeeeeeeeeese. 4/20, or as We Say in Colorado: Wednesday. In BJ Territory. Sleeping Kinky. A Different Matt. MMmmmmmmmm, Peach Meat. Bad food is like a shiny Pokemon. One PARTICULAR Batman Movie. Kinked your hose the wrong way. Laughing Morning-Show-Guy Stuff. Scott Counts Dead People. All my balls in the air. I've been to MeoWolf but I've never been to me. Large Curds with Tom! Hawaii Breakfast Reccamentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1253776819-scott-johnson-27-tms-2280-section-8-peaches.mp3

TMS 2279: Something to Tacobout Icon: Link

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Description: Golf-Course Landing Curmudgeon. I don't like Qwesleeeeeeeeeeeey. Indiana Jones And The Lost Fleabag. Is it too early to get a mani pedi? I want to play Zippy Monkey. Pornle. Hong Kong has a small one. Dr. Strange's Mexican Pizza. Single Female Lawyer Wife of Han Solo. Step-Mom Explains COVID to Horny Step-Son. Free Flast Plass! My Love of Pi is irrational. See my Gnarly feet in Vegas. Hawaii is LAVA. Shooting animals with Bill. Infinite Insanity with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1253139616-scott-johnson-27-tms-2279-something-to-tacobout.mp3

TMS 2278: I am Defeato Icon: Link

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Description: Wipe off your Moist Points. You hide them in thee Pussy(willows). Make a room for a little Hashhouse in your soul. Sir Grapefellow, Lord of Marshmallows. Consolidate Your Ramkins! I Shakshuka the Sheriff. My Milksnake brings all the boys to they yard. I'm an aphid, can you milk me? Precariously Close To A Turd. Bus Boys love a nice stack. Over Hard For Four Hours. Five dollar bill hunting. Regional assistant bracket manager (for Monkeybananas). Got the Smedley in his Snidely. Email Roulette and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1252406356-scott-johnson-27-tms-2278-i-am-defeato.mp3

TMS PM for 4-15-2022: That New Dentist Smell Icon: Link

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Description: She knows my sensitive area. Scott hurts a small Mexican man. Be a do-gooder after Vegas. Canadian N word. Lower Back Mumble Bumble. Never Take a Job from a guy named Blow. Don't throw away a perfectly good bone! I sleep on your pinball machine. The New 2022 Chevy Combinara! puddle of refried beans. Mario does some weird shit. App Time! Your quick questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.

Link to Episode: https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1250960431-scott-johnson-27-tms-pm-for-4-15-2022-that-new-dentist-smell.mp3

TMS 2277: A Murder of Photographers Icon: Link

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Description: Fresh Bag of Mitsuba's in Vegas. X-Chicken: Eat Here, You Mutie! Ze Germans Don't Sell Cheetooooooooos. The Craiggiest Craig to Have Ever Craiged. Authors Should Just Shut Up and Type. Two Weeks, Stage Three. Dazzler was having a moment. Human Equivalent Of Pop Up Video. The Meta Cut is the Deepest with Tom. It's Your Farts, Marty! Not Enough Moisture this year. Take our Sweet Sweet Water. Brian Dunaway Feud Monkey. Jurassic Parks and Recreation. Marinaded Recommentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1249587109-scott-johnson-27-tms-2277-a-murder-of-photographers.mp3

TMS 2276: Chips and Nips Icon: Link

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Description: Pull Her Boobs Out of the Soup. Have You Ever Seen Paper Underwear?!? Even For The 80s, That's A Really Huge Bush. Live, Die, Rinse, Repeat. I Don't Like Naked Sushiiiiiiiii! He's Not Overweight! He's Undertall! Banana Robot? I Don't See the Appeal. Grand Admiral Charlize Thrawn. The more jewelry you wear, they more naked you are. New Colon Smell. Warmly Rejected by Playboy. Banana Success Rate. Carte Blanche to Fart Like the Wind. Everywhere in Colorado is the High Country. 70 Cards gets you a movie. Your emails and calls and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1249007440-scott-johnson-27-tms-2276-chips-and-nips.mp3

TMS 2275: Beef Lube Icon: Link

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Description: Assault with a Deadly Bunny. The slow fall of a fat man on a bike. Cocked Locked and Ready To Rock. Trader Joe's Horth Paith. Don't Pee on your Knees! Exit Vomit Is Your Vomit. Chafing my moist meat. This Whopper Doesn't Whop. Daily Recommended Bowl of Garbage. Korken?!? I Hardly Know Them! Everywhere all the time up the thing. Soaking in Beef Water. Appropriate Sucking. Bucky's Cheek-Lifters. Small Communities and Small Minds with Steven and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1248372643-scott-johnson-27-tms-2275-beef-lube.mp3

TMS 2274: Turn your key, sir! Icon: Link

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Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1246130008-scott-johnson-27-tms-2274-turn-your-key-sir.mp3

TMS 2273: HelloKittyPEZ? Icon: Link

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Description: Fiddly Diddly In The Corner. What's in the Witchers pocket? Arrow through the Axe hole. Combo Meal of Kindness. He's A TWO-HIT Wonder! Get the F Out of My Seats! The Yakuza with the Dragon Tattoo. On Southwest Nads Fly Free. No Stinky Russell Brandiness! Yakuza hitman makes appointment. Don't Trust Any Of Those Names. Joining the Mile High Club Solo. Achey Breakies Lead to Mileys. Don't Be Eyesist! Tramp 64 had the best tramps. Randy Hates on Zevon and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1245438772-scott-johnson-27-tms-2273-hellokittypez.mp3

TMS 2272: Oh Shire Icon: Link

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Description: The faucet is beside itself. I'd Like a Sink Combo with Fries. Too Early for a Fish Sandwich Combo? Let's fix the ship's faucet. Ask your doctor if Ivermectin is right for you. Why Don't You Just TELL Me What The Parasite People Are Saying! Accidental Tayzon Day. Deposit Your Pikachus. Oooops I dropped a nut. My Motto Is Eff Me! No Drinking Unless It's At Work! You can make BRICKS!! Meaty Sauce. They Announced Alan Tunic? Just Throw Dynamite at it with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1244758939-scott-johnson-27-tms-2272-oh-shire.mp3

TMS 2271: Beets Are Made Of Farts Icon: Link

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Description: It Wasn't The Bus, It Was Me. One Jones away from Darth Vader. The Tadpuds. Spider-Man ReParkered. Playing Jenga with Poo bags. Don't mess with the Hippo Cartels. The Secret of Dumbledoor's Fantastic Beastly Weiner. Y'ever Seen Paper, Shiny and Chrome? Come on, Bono, get your facts straight! We Called The Kirk Tiberius. I prefer robot goats. Throwing toast at Morbius. That's Just What You Gotta Pay for Bike Pants These Days. I Shoulda Stopped Doin Transformahs with Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1244126278-scott-johnson-27-tms-2271-beets-are-made-of-farts.mp3

TMS 2270: Wong Ratzenberger Icon: Link

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Description: Seven boys, one Johnson. Let's test the major phases. It's large format ping pong. The cute side of a turd! Yogo Pants and Mini Vans as far as the eye can see. I got this shriveled up orange I'd like to talk about. It's like short ranged tennis. Driving in the hunk-about. One up your Swetch! Don't need your validation, I don't need your thought control. Audio Books not brought to you by Audible with Amy. Mayor of Theratown with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1242098239-scott-johnson-27-tms-2270-wong-ratzenberger.mp3

TMS 2269: Noodle Duty Icon: Link

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Description: Winner Winner Panda Dinner! Alicia Squad-car. Brian's Nude Hole Tasting. Beef Slivers and Fish Cheeks. You're A Camel Nerd!! Is it too early for a Hawaiian Punch? I NEVER forget a wiener. Briefcase Dude! With The Power To Eat ALL THE NOODLES! Peacocks are Zoo Pigeons. Zebras: Light and Dark meat? It's Always Sunny in Attack Quest. Pale and Slimy. Didn't like it. Crystal Stripper Dinos. You're Like a Walkin' Phonics Guy. Trusting The Plan with Tom. Reccomentals With A Significantly Less Caffeinated RandyDeluxe and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1241454811-scott-johnson-27-tms-2269-noodle-duty.mp3

TMS 2268: Edible Luster Dust! Icon: Link

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Description: Sandy Clams are problematic. Straggly Armpit Hair. Nothing better than dipping your Fry into a Frosty. THIS IS MY BAG! Have Your Way with My Mansion. The McDLT of Back Packs. We don't talk about Lithgow. Subjective Sandwiches. A Thermos Tat! Crude Tools with Bill. Getting along with the upper atmosphere with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream!

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1240862752-scott-johnson-27-tms-2268-edible-luster-dust.mp3

TMS 2267: Kenneth Grandmagh Icon: Link

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Description: Chris Rock Tells a Joke but Will Smith Delivers the Punchline. Animated Boobs and Ween Should Win. I keep my Vibe award next to my bed. The Hills Have Eyes of Tammy Faye. Open Hand Paper beats Rock. Not A Pinball thing. THE pinball thing. I would be honored to get a Gknee and Cleo Award. Branagh Branagh, Doo do do... do do. Take out the Weird Al chunk. Jared Spackhoochie. Beware the last vestiges of March. North of JK Simmons. Famous Amos. the goofs are happening in a more recent way. Identical Sexy Boys with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1240226641-scott-johnson-27-tms-2266tms-2266-kenneth-grandmagh.mp3

TMS 2266: There's No Place Like Gnome Icon: Link

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Description: Bed, Bath, and Beyond Beef. We Don't Talk About The Return Of Bruno. No. No. No. Dutch Ovening My Poor Wife. That Was A Dumb Thing To Do! That's not how you turn off a monitor. Bar. Floor. Teeth. All The Jimmies. You ever lose your teeshh. He's Rubbin' Those Shoes! Adam is basically a Mark. Jambalya Dreamin'. Rosanneville... Like Rosanne... the show... get it? Floor Teeth Back in the Mouth. To Say Nothing of Read This with Amy. The Effervescent Wisdom of Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1238079283-scott-johnson-27-tms-2266-theres-no-place-like-gnome.mp3

TMS 2265: It's a Go for Goo! Icon: Link

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Description: From Nicole's Throne I Stab At Thee. 1, 2,3,4...NINE. My Girl Looks Poor. double sandwich of lame. IT'S THE FINAL PROOF OF CONCEPT! Go Bite a Toad. Dracula Frontwise Is Dracula. Processed Cheese & Pants! Thank You, Refrigerator. Nobody wants a Whorenado. A Vat Full of Resin Makes the Print Go Smooth. David Bowie Did COVID, Prove It You Can't! Inventing Accents. Slate Gray Hat hackers with Tom. Recycling Recommentals, with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1237453282-scott-johnson-27-tms-2265-its-a-go-for-goo.mp3

TMS 2264: Bruce Willis Needs to Fart Icon: Link

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Description: Omicron B, for bitch. His Unbreakable Career Has Died Hard. Karaoke Fight Club? I'm in! Snitching on Russian oligarchs, too much hassle. Hobo Diahareer! I am become Ripley, destroyer of toys. That'll Be My Half-Ear Night! Poop or Grandma's Toes. Sorry Vader your color is lame. What Kind of a Hobo Deal? AT LEAST 14% Cat Hair! Virus don't come to Vegas. Within Throwing Distance of a $5 Bally's Chip. THERE ARE LED LIGHTS!!! with Bill. Vibrating, rock-hard pillars with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1236863491-scott-johnson-27-tms-2264-bruce-willis-needs-to-fart.mp3

TMS 2263: It's Not A Tuber! Icon: Link

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Description: That's no potato moon, it's a space cucumber. Erotic Thriller Lyft. Brian Dunaway: Mint In Box. Guano Beef Bowl. All Caps GAK. Fling Kong. Evil Pope Chimney. Union Drax Attire. Assistant to the Regional Scout Master. Consenting Microphones in Public. Things just got real....Loud. Beelzeebub has a Drunk Girl put aside for me. For meeeee.Get out of my car Jennifer Coolidge. Angry, Triggered, Unhinged - YET ATTRACTIVE. How many in a slew. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1236251314-scott-johnson-27-tms-2263-its-not-a-tuber.mp3

TMS 2262: Down Goes the Boogery One Icon: Link

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Description: I like my Cabbage Al Dente. How's that vagina treating you? Just get a tube and rub it the old fashioned way. Branch Davidian. You Know from The Office. I Drink Your Oyster Snot! Leftover Blue Light Special Smell. Flummoxed by the Olde Ways. First Find a Child. All the Books of Face. Weird Space Between Cooked and Mushy. Winders or Swetch. Mellow Neighbor Dave. The Parable of the Ball of Yarn. Vowell Assassination with Amy. Looking Up Fern's Nipple with Wendi, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1234142062-scott-johnson-27-tms-2262-down-goes-the-boogery-one.mp3

TMS 2261: Rank Fish Icon: Link

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Description: Ground-Up Fish Bricks. Team DunaWalkman. It's Ugly and deserves to be Eaten. Deeper Into the Lotion Hole. Literal Nose candy. Drillbit Johnson. Can make a Peen out of anything. Kevin Pollock Fish Mist. The Elway or the Highway. I do not like Walgreens screeeeenss. The Giants are Dying off. Dunwalkman. Condoms, Flu Shots, and Back Massagers. Yummy Lee. Reading Tech Tealeaves With Tom. Such a supple wrist with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1233415003-scott-johnson-27-tms-2261-rank-fish.mp3

TMS 2260: Whole, Delicious Triangles! Icon: Link

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Description: Is It Too Early For Brian To Get A Fish Sandwich? Counter Fritters. Bag of Doritos +5. The YOLO and the FOMO. Better Than Ezra Miller. Putty 1.1 Fixes the Misprint. Is My Meth Real Because I Like Really Wanted to Know. It's not illegal to buy not drugs. Putin, With A DASH Of Pandemic! Rogue-Adjacent Planet. Crypto BROncos. That's A Quarter Of A Charcuterie! Not a Hooker. Naked roommates with Bill. I miss the Blobs down in Africa with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1232804731-scott-johnson-27-tms-2260-whole-delicious-triangles.mp3

TMS 2259: Fight Big Snow Icon: Link

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Description: The Batmandella Effect. The Celtic Hat Dance. I don't like Kay Eff SEEEEEEEEE. We asked for chicken and they didn't have any chicken. Show Your Sticker. This could have been an email. He's a Moody Bastard. Batman's Colon is Not in the Film. Towering, then Teabagging. Winner, Winner! Give Them Back, You Sinner! Easier Than Showing Your Ball. I Don't See the Moon Kunis. Bad boys, Bad boys, What U gonna do when they plant drugs on you? Buried in Prosthetics. Slidey Luge Board. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1232146432-scott-johnson-27-tms-2259-fight-big-snow.mp3

TMS 2258: Mando Loves Chachi Icon: Link

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Description: Skeetwater and Fishfappers. WHAT IS THE OTHER 9%? Mario gets a day. Luigi gets NOTHING!! Amateur COPS on Twitch. Stitchy Peen. 30% Manure, 70% Dirt, 100% Smelly. Bad Boy Bad Boys Like and Subscribe. It rubs the weiner on the windshield or it gets the hose again. Scott and Sand: White and Reflective. A Weirdly Airbrushed Couple. Deep-fried Something covered in Something. Damn Commie Water. Shlunked in the Shlong. Boon Chewie Passport. Randy's SAAB 900 Story on Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1229901214-scott-johnson-27-tms-2258-mando-loves-chachi.mp3

TMS 2257: All of OUR Women! Icon: Link

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Description: I Don't Like Prison Ju-Ju-BEEEEEEESS! There's Harvey's Duds (like Joker). The Daily Taco News Show. Thirsty Sword Lesbians. Guilty Dog Ain't got no rhythm. A Traditional Pocket-Man? Endangered Dog Food Sharks. Russ Cosmos on Center Stage. buy a pair of fries. I hate it but it's a limited time offer. The United Colors Of Peleton. Thumbnail. BUT NO FURTHER! In Space No One Can Hear You Scream, But They Can Smell You. Lengthy, Obscure Berlin Wall Jokes. 15 Inch Pens With Bobby. Dirty Crusty Squirrels with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1228690210-scott-johnson-27-tms-2257-all-of-our-women.mp3

TMS 2256: The Platinum Jubbly Icon: Link

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Description: Gknee+ is an Extra $20. Your Driver today is FRAUD. Soapin' Up Grandpas Crotch! There must be... 50 ways to change your dollar. Wogging to Wise of the Wisistance. Gary's Location is Classified. Pickles & Lotion. Star Wars brings a tear to the eye. Is it too early for a Lightsaber. There's always meetings at the Dole Whip Stand. Disney went pay to win. How Do You Get Eggs So Small? Racist Tac-Tacs. Thermal Detonator or Diet Coke? Batman as the Vulture in Morbius with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1228100050-scott-johnson-27-tms-2256-the-platinum-jubbly.mp3

TMS 2255: Don't trust the Corn Nut Icon: Link

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Description: Is that a crossbow in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? There were 5 Highlanders. We were told THERE COULD ONLY BE ONE! HBO Doesn't Care If You Fall Asleep. Flush the Floater. Uppity French Turd Monkey. Horkin' Macha in the Morning. You say Lamb Bear, I say Lamb Bert. Put your Moist Trousers on the Chaise Longue. Nobody Wants a Soggy Dorito. Neil Gaiman, Smooth and Convincing with Amy. Huffing Doritos with Wendy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1225792366-scott-johnson-27-tms-2255-dont-trust-the-corn-nut.mp3

TMS 2254: Jambalaya Towels Icon: Link

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Description: The Morning SKim! Ladies Privacy Units. Return my treasures to me, and I myself will carry you through the gates of Valhalla. You shall ride eternal. Shiny, and chrome! Ole Uncle Bacon Grease. The Stoner Zone. Like the Pentagon, But Round. Boobs, Bread, and Beads. John Cena Space Test Center. No Cousins for Old Brides for Seven Brothers...what? Is La Croix Return my treasures to me, and I myself will carry you through the gates of Valhalla. You shall ride eternal. Shiny, and chrome!? No. Wood Doesn't Burn in Mississippi. Owls are dicks. No Bungee Jumping Platforms with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1225146223-scott-johnson-27-tms-2254-jumbalaya-towels.mp3

TMS 2253: Growing In the Mullet Region Icon: Link

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Description: Un-COMB-able not un-COMFORT-able. The JrY Has Not Retired. Dingledop Fluglefarf syndrome. Bob's Dole Whip. Putin on the Shits. Bitch, I've Got a 30-Layer PSD. Not for Footloose reasons. CnC Machine Factory with Bill. Some Science With Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1224606604-scott-johnson-27-tms-2253-growing-in-the-mullet-region.mp3

TMS 2252: Dough-mestic Dispute Icon: Link

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Description: Beef Strokin' Off. Sir Adam of the Ants. See Big or Go Home. Diarrhea, Yay! Cat Redistribution. Just look for the guy beating the Boss. Going to California with a Somethin' Somethin' Somethin'. Pokemon Crimson and Clover. That is NOT Julia Roberts. Muhammad Algebra Ali. Art Thou Gangster? The Boot LITERALLY went up my ASS. Cold, Stiff, But still alive. Hard to See the Junk under the Fur. Bobby Royale and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1223973187-scott-johnson-27-tms-2252-dough-mestic-dispute.mp3

TMS 2251: Mis-Steak-O Taco Icon: Link

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Description: Fancy Soap for Men. Flopping My Achievement Ween On The Internet! Vote for a Guy and Put Him in Office Kinda Democracy. I Have Strong Opinions on Things I Don't Do!! Smells like LL Bean. Overreaction Grande. They Said They Were Going To BLOW UP That Bathroom!! In Mother Russia, Butt Poke YOU! Hardy Hard Hard mode. Nightmares About Mumbles the Intern. Sleeping with Kimmy DeVito. Magical Shits with Amy. The Cold War 2: Less Cold, Maybe even Hot. I Don't Like Stinky Teeeeeeeeens. Therapy Thursday without Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1221807292-scott-johnson-27-tms-2251-mis-steak-o-taco.mp3

TMS 2250: Nards and Knopes Icon: Link

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Description: Heather Mandolin Vandacamp Fishsticks. That's Not A Moon, it's a Waste Station. Grab Your Clown Horn. What does YOUR server smell like? I Was SO Excited To Touch That Button! The Coat Incident. Freeze Tom Newsletter. Something draws me to Isla Fisher. Do you want to build a robot? Neither Take Nor Leave Recycling. Boats and Olds. Please don't stroke out on air. Greasy Pocket Earbuds. I Like Sleepy Turtles! Nintendo's and Nintendon'ts with Tom. A jigger of meth, a handful of coke and a hogshead of weed and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1221264514-scott-johnson-27-tms-2250-nards-and-knopes.mp3

TMS 2249: The Mayo Defense Icon: Link

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Description: Both Too Early and Too Cold For a Fish Sandwich. You've Got Dementia. The most important thing was the meth we took along the way. New stock is in at Charvana. Hoarding Avocados. Farticles in space. We're all Dying Since Yesterday. Elwood would do anything for 10 bucks. Vintage People Be Talkin'. Rambling Rampant. Jerry Stringer. Check Out My Prepper Wife, Dude. Wrapped in (hot) plastic. Making toaster ovens great again with Bill. TMS hats don't fit Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1220649865-scott-johnson-27-tms-2249-the-mayo-defense.mp3

TMS 2248: Hairy Ass Truman Icon: Link

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Description: Skeletor is my co-pilot. I could eat a million peaches for hours. Facepalm about Faceroll. Congratulations! It's a Homer! Secret Wiener Date. Undeniably Massive Buttplug. Gender reveal Truck Nuts. Neither Righteous Nor Brothers. Armpit nips. Not Anti-Vegan, just Anti-Moron. More Wiener than Bun. Tori Amos's Crotch is an Additional Point of Articulation. Joe Doobie. Trying to Scam the H o Veeeeeeeeeeee. Skinemax with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1219983517-scott-johnson-27-tms-2248-hairy-ass-truman.mp3

TMS 2247: Advil or Anduril? Icon: Link

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Description: That's Egghead Bastardville to You, M'aam. With Great Hair Comes Great Responsibility. They Came Out Of Her Water Slide. Drugs are a Powerful Drug. Like a knee-in-the-groin from your eye-doctor. What about Bob Facebook? No Country for old Brians. I Can't Believe It's Not Lightsaber! Random Poppy Seed Elaine. The Bagel Rule of 1824. Everything Bagels with Tendrils. Sufficient Brians, lacking Chads. Vita Meata Metamates with Tom! Analog Mugs with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1216990699-scott-johnson-27-tms-2247-advil-or-anduril.mp3

TMS 2246: Egging Bezos On Icon: Link

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Description: I Don't Like WebMDeeeeeeee. Your Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants Give Them To Me. There's Money in the Frozen Iguana Stand! Superbad Airlines: I'm Mclovin It! And just like that, Randy is busted. 18 Chicken Breasts to sleep like The Rock. The Waldorf to My Statler. The Denver Airport is Shaped Like a Penis and Smokes Grass. Just Play me some Spice Girls & Shut Up! Book it! Here Comes the Fuzz! Flash European Wiener Mob. Don't Be Fooled by the Smiling Peloton Lady. Sprontierit. Stop trying to make Bing a thing with Bill. 50 Shades of Blue with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1216410601-scott-johnson-27-tms-2246-egging-bezos-on.mp3

TMS 2245: DEMAND RICE Icon: Link

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Description: Scan This QR of My Butt. Curb your cryptothusiasm. Tight little comeback was my adult film title in college. An Upside down 50 cent is a nickel. Happy Valentine's, here's some socks. Highlighters Melted Together in a Wet Pile. I'm Old Enough To Be Her Parent! I HATE The Kalamazoo Packers!! Animal Murder Doritos. The Art House smells like weeeeeeeed. Wong is the new Claven. Get Out! Us? Nope. Let's Talk Ugly. Uncanny Valley Baby. Spoiling posters with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1215746713-scott-johnson-27-tms-2245-demand-rice.mp3

TMS 2244: Kirby your enthusiasm Icon: Link

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Description: 8 Mile Fury Road. Two old men learn about tea. Will the Real Mad Max Please Stand Up? Redfraggle brought to you by the letter 3. Cajun Fried COVID! Echoes of Samuel L Jackson. WE HAVE EAGLES, WE'RE BETTER! Still Composing, NOT YET Decomposing! My name is... My name is... Mad Max. It's A Red On-Air Spice Girl. Las Vegas Knows Where You Live. Licked The Correct Doorknob. Did Nicole and Marc teach you nothing? All Hail Bugaboo. The Church Of Pants With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1213520026-scott-johnson-27-tms-2244-kirby-your-enthusiasm.mp3

TMS 2243: Loogie's Mantion Icon: Link

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Description: Pumpkin-Spice Covid. I can't quit you Richard Marx. All Olympic snow was made in China. How Did You Fix Boise??!? That Game Made Me Pee a Little. Starring... WESTERNVOICE! Doing Her Usual Stiffler's Mom. The one bird you want to suck is a duck. Is Curling worth the money? RT if you......Delete! Please send Hate mail to Brian. Nellie Furtado. You know. For the Kids. Ms Moggle's Pretend House of Funtimes. I'm Playing a Carniboss. So Many Notes with Tom. And Recommentals That Aren't For Everybody with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1212835402-scott-johnson-27-tms-2243-loogies-mantion.mp3

TMS 2242: Foot Fetish Locker Icon: Link

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Description: I Don't Like Goo Nikeeeeeeee. Are bats racist because I really, like, want to know! Rusty Taco...don't look it up. Licorice Pizza or Pineapple Fish Sandwich? A Weiner Runs Through It! ALL CAPS?!? I Am Shocked! Oh NOW something's interesting. Built-in Pronunciation Guide. A new Solar System in our backyard. Albino Batman. Fruitless Fish Sandwich. Chicken sandwich with a side of shame. I should of had Aunjanue. Stumbled on Cumberbatch's wiener. Building a Screw Factory with Bill. Lung Juice with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1212231094-scott-johnson-27-tms-2242-foot-fetish-locker.mp3

TMS 2241: Misteaks Were Made Icon: Link

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Description: The Geometry of Pizza. Snuffleupagus: the Stinkiest Muppet. Dale Ernhart made me do it. I don't lick Steeeeeeeaaaam. Number 11 May Kill You. Bisected Pizza. Sesame Secretions. Beef at the Buffet. Vax Yer Ass and Wear Yer Mask. A Rockies bubble sandwich. A Weak Wednesday. Burt's Cookies. It's His Heat-Vapor! Hello Batman Fresh. Musicals Took A Dump. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1211522929-scott-johnson-27-tms-2241-misteaks-were-made.mp3

TMS 2240: SHOW ME FLESH! Icon: Link

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Description: Remote Server Returned Code 500. No Country For Old Ricky. In VR everyone can hear you fart. I Don't Like Digital Rupeeeeeeeeees. Sushi-Market Sweep. That'll Do, Cocaine Pig, That'll Do! EVERYTHING Jumps Like RAM! The Following Program is Brought To You With Unexpected Airplane Nudity. I woke up in the middle of the night and kicked my wife. More popularity! Centralizing the Decentralization with Tom. Goldenrod Was My Porn Name! Nobody's Seen This Recommental with Randy. Squirt me some brown. BitClam With Tom. Randy wont talk about cannibalism on reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1208577685-scott-johnson-27-tms-2240-show-me-flesh.mp3

TMS 2239: Holy Spit! Icon: Link

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Description: Am I eating a Hot Dog or a rusty penny? I don't like freezing BEEEEEEEANS! (for journeybleu). A Questionable Hot Dog. Weird Old 80s Screws. Alexa had a stroke. The Cops were not Her Only Fans. Fig Newton Juice. Nobody wants to see Carl. The Devil's Eyes are Made of Cheese. Mash-up Catch-up. Making a Bigger Hole, So it Hangs Properly! Road Meat only for Dolly. Organized Religion is a load of Phlegm-Flam. Watching the Science Sausage Being Made with Bobby (not Bill). Wormtongue in his ear with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1207941652-scott-johnson-27-tms-2239-holy-spit.mp3

TMS 2238: Taste the conclusion Icon: Link

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Description: Brian's Booger Plates. There is no D in Alabama. The Guy On Twitter Was Wrong. They're Just Pro-Potato. The Hour of Power off. They Aren't Quite Right In The GIANT HEAD! Don't Inject Spice, Girls. Reading is Hard Let's Ban Things. Pull the lever, no not that lever. What happens in New Orleans stay off Noom. A Netflix Original? How Original. I Work On LSDeeeeeeee. Boseman What's His Power? Fart-Activated Lights. What's the deal with the guy crossing the street? Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1207236439-scott-johnson-27-tms-2238-taste-the-conclusion.mp3

TMS 2237: Top Pocket Icon: Link

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Description: Braunschweiger? I like all kinds of music. Lord Biocow and his Magic Cheese. Bring Empty Pepto Bottle. I OVERPACK THE TECH! Don't get the nerds too warm. Pretend you know what you're doing. Do it to yourself pepper spray. Don't blow. Peeping at Pete's Parts. Read This with Amy. Wet Denim with Wendi. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1204854751-scott-johnson-27-tms-2237-top-pocket.mp3

TMS 2236: Governor Burps-A-Lot Icon: Link

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Description: The Tom Holland Trio. At Least I Have Chicken Run. Crusty Robot Business! No Chicken Run, No Akira, and NO LT. YAR! Btw, Dumbledore is gay. And dead. I thought I was gonna die, but other than that it was nice. That Thing Is Animated As SHIT! They Just Like It For The Animated Boobs! Becky Bothers Busy Buyer for Bargain Bin Baby. The First Rule of Quoting Fight Club. On a Roll of One. Buying Kids In Installments. We Can Go Full Turd!! Canada's David Duchoveny. Their Own Damn Plan with Tom. Pulling the plug on Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1204171270-scott-johnson-27-tms-2236-governor-burps-a-lot.mp3

TMS 2235: Scuzzy Bernoulli Icon: Link

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Description: Gary Busey: The Voice of Reason. A French Ranch on the Thousand Island with Caesar. To Be Honest, I'm Rooting For The Monkeys! I Don't Like Words That End in Zeeeeeeeeeee. Dental Floss and Craps. In Soviet Russia the Dressing Undresses you. All Ninjas are Handsome. It's A Purple Nurple Zurple! Digahertz Deezz Nuts. See Anal Street. In France they Call it Dressing Royale. What's-this-here-sauce? More McCock Talk. Contemporary Liberal Hairdo. Why does it smell of Helena Bonham Carter? A Man-Shaped Mannequin With Bill. A little Science with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1203543730-scott-johnson-27-tms-2235-scuzzy-bernoulli.mp3

TMS 2234: Massive Monkey Gangs!! Icon: Link

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Description: Shot to the balls. And you're to blame. His & Her Bed Weapons. Hey, Do You Have Change For A $10,000? GET UP DICK! Throwin' My Back Out with the local Tramp. Clacking Your Balls like a Newton's Cradle. I don't like sugared up Monkeeeeeeeeeeeeys. Covid Worthy. The Sriracha States of America. Jeff naked is quite a sight. Don't Swetch the small stuff. Scorekeeping BS. Go to pee, stay for the Dam. Is Bueno Good? Unslabbed. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1202794453-scott-johnson-27-tms-2234-massive-monkey-gangs.mp3

TMS 2233: Koi Are Carp Icon: Link

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Description: Is it too early for a fish Tattoo? Where Are They On The Smashmouth Scale? But What Does It Mean For Clippy? Definitely Plums. WHAT IS YOUR TACO STREAK? 69 Billion? Niceeeeeeee. Blindfold A Turkey. What's The Streak For Pooping A Poop The Size Of An Avocado??! Nudity? Swears? Adult Situations? Where is this streaming again?! Where Is The Bat Man? No reward, No Closure. And No Lieutenant Yar. John Cena's Noodle Comedy. Which Gunn? Peter? Timm? Chad Kroger is my death angel. Tom's Tech Time! Reccametals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1199526088-scott-johnson-27-tms-2233-koi-are-carp.mp3

TMS 2232: Peeza Hutt Icon: Link

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Description: Karen, Chads, and Brads, OH MY! We're Living In PEAK BEARD TIME Right Now! Pornographic Memory. A Little Goo-Ball In The Middle! A Cold Corpse That Pooped the Bed. No Fear, No Pain, Just a Solar Flare. Taco Bell staff ran for the border. A Dog Poop Or A Testicle. The New Tanning Sensation, Toner Chips! Bypass DRM? OK! Death by topless rollerskating women! Quick, Unexpected, & Painless. Donkey sauce just got a whole NEW meaning! Blinded by Science in One Eye with Bobby. Emergency Squirrel Making with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1198864369-scott-johnson-27-tms-2232-peeza-hutt.mp3

TMS 2231: Regrexit Icon: Link

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Description: I don't like naked trapEEEEEEZ! Two Smoking Barrels and a Monkey. 1-Adam-12, We Have A Snorlax In Progress At Fifth & Main! Who killed Arnold Palmer? Taco Bell Fever Dreams. Mark Rober. The McGruber we need. ALWAYS THE FRENCH! Go Runs Uphill, Goo Runs Downhill! I'm Not Going There For Tubesteak!! Hey it's my white sister. What Was That Question About Focus Again? Cockney Rhyming Deficit Disorder. Rogue Pit Sweat. Read This, with Amy! Street Ritalin and MORE with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1195915681-scott-johnson-27-tms-2231-regrexit.mp3

TMS 2230: Popcorn Zombies Icon: Link

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Description: Tied for 41st. Mark is now David. On A Scale Of 1 to 10, It's A 28! Whatserboobies. The all new Samsung Ghost. Clancy Brown's Got Crabs. I Don't Think I Would Marry Dexter! Red On-Air Balloon. Deadpool it's in the name. Roaming Bands of Stabbers. There's Optimism and there's Reality. Storm's Disco Jumpsuit. The lesson here is, don't make out with your sister. Dad Cartoonist: Fury Road. CES on the Hole with Tom! I Still Know Karate in my Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1195194787-scott-johnson-27-tms-2230-popcorn-zombies.mp3

TMS 2229: YOU SHALL TACO PASS!! Icon: Link

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Description: They Blinked 182 Times!! Those Are Some Big Feet! I've Seen Bigfoot! Gold Fingering. Hello Theeeere Aliens. Maurice Patootie? Erect, Satanic Tail! Come On, You're Big, Food When You Eat! How About A Yellow-Throated Boobie? What's her name again? Digeridoo? Thanos is exactly half bad. Fish are Dumb, Fish Experts are Dumber. Let's Eat The ANGRY Pig! Everyone's a Critic with Bill. Turning Into A Giant Magnet With Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1194562453-scott-johnson-27-tms-2229-you-shall-taco-pass.mp3

TMS 2228: Boba Fanta Icon: Link

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Description: Six Degrees Of Satan! The Taco Monger. Dirty Diet Doctor Pepper. I DON'T LIKE BEEEEE SEEEEEMEN! I prefer NEIN pubes in my food! The Third Eagle Of The... OLD...TIMES. Time Passes. I am no longer surprised. Sneaky Little Caesar. My Van Gogh up and Van Wendt. Dirty Dirty Standup Man. Catering To the Juggallos. Taco Bell Pass 2022: Back To The Parking Lot. Saturated By The Mushroom Water! Stop confusing me YOU KNOW I HAVE COVID BRAIN!! You got Crispin Glover on my peanut butter! You got peanut butter on my Crispin Glover! Big Hairy Burritos with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1193869279-scott-johnson-27-tms-2228-boba-fanta.mp3

TMS 2227: Fartrepreneur Icon: Link

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Description: Once in a while you get a boob. Right Fisting Fozzy. Farting in Jars is Gross Profit. Non Fartable Tokens. Dab,dab,dab,dab,dab...boink! Who Reads 14 Year Old Copies Of Golf Digest? Who the hell is Kate Bush. Too Much Gold Highlighting. No Worries. It's Banned. They Died of Meatballs, Not COVID. That being said at the end of the day I'm doing a deep dive on the new normal. Perfect eye dots! Shouldn't it be Rod in Hand? What's Hot on the Shelf with Amy. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1191570784-scott-johnson-27-tms-2227-fartrepreneur.mp3

TMS 2226: Meticulous Meat Icon: Link

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Description: Kim Jong 2: Burrito Supreme Leader. Cameo Man! Able to Be in Everything! Excelsior! Brian and the Neighborwives. Lara Croft says My eyes are up here. May as well do this. No talkie no soundie. FedEx Deliverty Drivter. Five Angels in a Shoeshine Kit. A French Movie, With French People In It. Tickle Tickle TOOOOOOOO! I want more Wordle but they won't give me any more Wordle! Miserable Garbage. The Playstationwagon with Tom. Putting beans in the hopper with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1190894827-scott-johnson-27-tms-2226-meticulous-meat.mp3

TMS 2225: LikTok Icon: Link

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Description: Work-Around Pee Device. Lick a Screen for Cleeo. The Pig of Most Angry. They Moved Morbius. Wait Til They Get A Load Of Leto! You Must Wear A Brown Slack! Bob Costas in On Golden Pond. Not getting a food smell here. Put Six in a Bag and Call it Good. I prefer tasteless TV. I don't like tasting my TVeeeeeee. Keep Your Wallet Close to Your Penis. Bringing out the Carrie Coon in all of us. There's Different Flavored Screens You can Get. Size Doesn't Matter, with Bill Doran. Bobby Surprises Us With Science and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1190302063-scott-johnson-27-tms-2225-liktok.mp3

TMS 2224: the best show of the year... so far Icon: Link

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Description: I NEED LUBE ADVICE! Butt-Funnin' Around!! Julie is Stiff on the Lido Deck. It Started With A Diarrhea Problem. I Can Has House Fire? Pfoozer's Boozers. the Love Morgue. No Full Exposure. Full Frontal Hannah Montana. Don't Dung Your D. Added Nakeddittidy. Spiderman is the S word. Come with me if you want to die! Make me a grandpa! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1189632424-scott-johnson-27-tms-2224-the-best-show-of-the-yearso-far.mp3

The TMS NYE Special One Off for 12-31-2021 Icon: Link

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Description: The TMS NYE Special One Off for 12-31-2021

Link to Episode: https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1188153472-scott-johnson-27-the-tms-nye-special-one-off-for-12-31-2021.mp3

TMS 2223: Alexa-cution Icon: Link

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Description: Happy Birthday, Christ, Nice to Meet You. Tristan sleeps in. Oops All Meth Berries! Appalled by Paul Paul. 50 shades of Bad. No One Cares About Year One. The Three Kings gave Jesus Gold, Incense, and Street Drugs. so many Wongs, it must be right. Here's Bernie's Hole. Retained Their Puffy Nature. If you recognize these Hallmark movie titles, your name might be Kim. Still waiting for that Best Decade. Some YouTubey A-Hole! Speaking of Covid. Different Shades of Villain You Can Get. Wendi is snowed in! Read This with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1187387521-scott-johnson-27-tms-2223-alexa-cution.mp3

TMS 2222: Red Matter In The Hole Icon: Link

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Description: What Was The Name Of The Ship In Star Trek: Enterprise? USS Nistmaru. Chicken Popper Junior. Two Wong's Make a Right. You Can't Handle the Tooth! The floor is now in your mouth. You Can't Go 'Wong' With Benedict! Now You're Playing With Dog Power. Butt-Slapping Tooth Man! Chipolte's Ship? Delayed Gratification. Patrick Romulan Warbirdon. Poking in the bum with your thumbs with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1186779076-scott-johnson-27-tms-2222-red-matter-in-the-hole.mp3

TMS 2221: Zendaya Mondatta Icon: Link

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Description: Tobey had his Peter Parker out. It Stays Runny In The Can. old man Johnson goes to the movies. I Liked Him As An Actor, Until I Saw His Penis! I Don't Like Shower Honeeeeeeeeeeeey! The minions shall inherit the food court. Covered In A Thin Layer Of Buttery Greeze. Basement Level Drug Users. It's Nearly The End Of This Dumb Year. And the toilet had a turd. We all had the same gasp and You Know When. Stopping The Popcorn Sweats! Some kinda boogery deal. Making Tex-Mechs with Bill. 300 points of failure with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1186279186-scott-johnson-27-tms-2221-zendaya-mondatta.mp3

TMS 2220: Goth Jumanji Icon: Link

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Description: Touch your ball to the screen. I Like The Sacramento Beeeeee! Heavy is the Tooth That Needs a Crown. I Was Joe Pizzaman! Wasabi Birthday Oil Taste featuring the Yellow Unit. Prime Your Hole. Where Does He Get Such Wonderful Paints?!? On Tour With 'Maggot Therapy'! Short and Curly and Strong and Burly. Tweaking, Twerking, Booping, Bopping. Brian forgot the alcohol hole! I'm With Question Mark. I'm not taking number two! Boogers All Day, Son! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1185763945-scott-johnson-27-tms-2220-goth-jumanji.mp3

TMS 2219: Gristly Angry Pig Icon: Link

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Description: Spicy and Huge, Let's Pinch and Scream! Baby Punching Rules and Regulations. Joust 2: Joust the Two of Us. QUIT EATING THE SQUID! I got a bone in mine. He's Got His Virgin Thing and His Deal. Dangly Tentacles of Consent. A Regular Marriage-Themed Wedding. Redundant Second Weiner. Seems Fungible To Me! First Rule of Mom Fight Club. Carter would punch her dad for a hot pocket. Klingons Consummate by Bleeding All Over. Japanese Hot Tub Monkey. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1183142806-scott-johnson-27-tms-2219-gristly-angry-pig.mp3

TMS 2218: Bjork Sandler Icon: Link

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Description: You Can Really Taste the Conclusion. What's The Scarcity, Kenneth? From Zero to Horse carcass in the toilet in 1.8 seconds. Give Me The Monkey Numbers!!! My Dinner With Uncle Omicron. Suspiciously Moist Nuts! Prefer angry pig to dried squid. Address The Thong. It Was The Monkeys, Marty! All on the 21s. The Road to Mondegreen. Overtly Asian. Sweet and Sour. Just like it's spoiled. Finding a peanut in the bottom. Su-Su-PseudoScience with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1181872507-scott-johnson-27-tms-2218-bjork-sandler.mp3

TMS 2217: Sinister Two-Thirds Icon: Link

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Description: Gordon is the Shizapoo. History by Scott. My immune system said Too Much Hassle. This is Your Uhhhhh Captain Uhhhhh Handcuffing. I hear dead people laughing. How Many Langwridges do You Speak? Better Living thru Christmas tree. Let the nightmares commence! Remote Start THIS! When Life Gives You Cookies, Make Sunshine. Uncle Ben vs Uncle Owen. McSteamy is just McSweaty now. COVID Cleanup, Aisle 6. All the Jingle Haters. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1181275834-scott-johnson-27-tms-2217-sinister-two-thirds.mp3

TMS 2216: Just Gurggle it Icon: Link

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Description: I Blame The Weenie Rockets! Talking Out Loud With Your Mouth. What’s Your Fury Road Anniversary? Hello God It’s Me, Hallmark. Brian’s Half Marble Guest Stars. Who Has The One Ball? How frequent is your REM sleep, Kenneth? Anyplicity, Starring Michael Keaton! I can’t say PENIS. Dave Bautista is your Holy Ghost. Hawkeye? No? Not Hawkeye? Pacific Theater Booster. Keep an eye on my straw. Ringing the Infantino Bell with Amy. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://chrt.fm/track/11GD1E/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1179081916-scott-johnson-27-tms-2216-just-gurggle-it.mp3

TMS 2215: I Say To Thee NEIGH!!! Icon: Link

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Description: Does Podcasting Ring a Bell? Nipples always come up. Internet killed the radio star. The 12th Fifth Beatle. Hey Jude! I Loved Sean More! Why Can't We Get Back To Eating Tuna-Safe Dolphin?!? Stored in your memory deal. The card says get. I Don't Like Geeeeese! He's ALMOST The Martian! We Named the Dog Martha. I made these cat turds out of resin with Bill! Practice Good Nipple-Self Care with ICE ICE BOBBY and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1177835284-scott-johnson-27-tms-2215-i-say-to-thee-neigh.mp3

TMS 2214: Cusspants Icon: Link

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Description: Millennium Effin. And just like that, stocks went down! Jizz Lane Maxwell. BBQ Flavored Multi-Pass. If You Can Dodge a Ball, You Can Pop an Eye!! The MOST Karen-Assed Karen-Ass Bullshit! Opi Ka Dobi: Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time. Lazarus of Pelaton. You EARNED An Eff-You! Arria And The Weird Dragon-Thing. By We I mean You. falalalala lalala hockey. No drugs, just bongs. Frosted Coccyx. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1177171384-scott-johnson-27-tms-2214-cusspants.mp3

TMS PM 12-10-2021: You've been Whammed Icon: Link

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Description: The Point is that the Funny Thing is. Covid Testacular. Don't Dox the Doc. Books are Podcasts for your Eyes. EffTweek. Yelly Phone Rant. It Really Is Funny This Time! 25-point Impact text having horse-pills. It's Nothing to Puke Over. Free sample?!? Making big things seem small. Read This with Amy and more on this episode of TMSPM.

Link to Episode: https://pdst.fm/e/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1175726251-scott-johnson-27-tms-pm-12-10-2021-youve-been-whammed.mp3

TMS 2213: Aggressive Swabbage Icon: Link

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Description: Seinfeld Curious. Customs Agents are Little Seizers. And I says, I says. What's the deal with these Seinfeld episodes? Half an Inch is All the Way In. Deep Penetration Swabbing. I'm No Doctor. I Don't Even Play One on TV. The New Karate Detective! Full hog up your nose. Happy Birthday Teri Hatcher. Inflamed Reich Sinus. You want Scientology? That's how you get Scientology. Cara De vigga jee. Tom's Tech Time! We finished Netflix with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://pdst.fm/e/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1174250341-scott-johnson-27-tms-2213-aggressive-swabbage.mp3

TMS 2212: Jackson Polyp Icon: Link

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Description: Señor Citizen! Taco Bell Hallmark Lesbians. What's this? What's this? There's fingers everywhere. Canadian Colon Coins. Unnatural Goat Sex. I felt them pulling the tube out of me. But not in a good way. The Elephants are coming. Friends Don't Let Friends Sell Lerggings! Low Rent George Clooney. Freaky People Doing Freaky Things. Bigfoot Urkel. Shut Your Speaker-Grate, Alexa! What color is your stool? Major Spoilers and A Little Micro-Pinky on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1172943892-scott-johnson-27-tms-2212-jackson-polyp.mp3

TMS 2211: Dude, where's my show? Icon: Link

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Description: Grazing the Nuts of Jimmy Stewart. Fetching Foreskins. Her Bosoms are Fantastic. One skin, two skin, blue skin, fore skin. Colonoscopy Watch 2021. Dickens N Chickens N Foreskin Bags. Casual Shirtless Santa. Our time of the month with Gidgit. Down Under, They Just Send in Poop Samples. The Rankin Bass Weed Smoking Puppet Guys. Heretic Palindrome. Nothing was odd until I heard the door knock. A combination of Uncle Joel and a guy from the mall. Sinbad Life Choices. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1170680140-scott-johnson-27-tms-2211-dude-wheres-my-show.mp3

TMS 2210: The Millicent Episode Icon: Link

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Description: Form of a Hot Pocket! Shape of Scalding Hot Cheese! Mmmmmmmm sauuuusssaaggeee hot pockets. Show me.... TACO! You fall on your face. The joy of the King Tut head. They Made 9 Jesus Loaves! Mother-in-Law Seeks Vibrator. Oral Cavity Sam is my Porn Name. I Don't Like Lava Cheeeeeeeeeese. Tickling the Chode. I'm Foreign, What's a Hot Pocket? The Keaton, Hulk, priest thingy. Belt Sander To The Back. My Spidey-Pillow is Tingling. Bookamentals with Tom's! Reccamentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream!

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1170014575-scott-johnson-27-tms-2210-the-millicent-episode.mp3

TMS 2209: Fun with Tucky Icon: Link

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Description: I don't want your bong art NFTeeeees. The Omarosa Variant. Not a Baldwin Baldwin. Dave Thomas is Both Dead AND Alive. Next Up, Number A! There Are Many Corona Flavors You Can Get. Paul Hayden Church-amotti. a New York Attitude in a Kentucky Body. Making Tina Cry for Fun and Profit. Hortons Hears a Bieb. Oh My Cron. It's a little money. Not a lot of money. A little money. They don't ask when you're tall and it's Ladies Night. Penetrating Young Frodo with Bill. A little Science with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1169412301-scott-johnson-27-tms-2209-fun-with-tucky.mp3

TMS 2208: Dude, you're getting Adele! Icon: Link

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Description: Tadpool Santa knows if you've been bad. Break me off a piece of that particle board. MEANWHILE, At The Hall Of Cocaine! Always blame the toddlers. Homeless Bags. Death By Chowder! Danny Elfman Toddler. The Fly Said No! No! No! I Did It All For the Nucky. P T Ass D. Give me Freddy's or give me death. Original Flavor Covid. A Reptile Disfunction in Bed. It's going to cost a lot of Monday. Diabetes peeciees and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1168845745-scott-johnson-27-tms-2208-dude-youre-getting-adele.mp3

TMS 2208: Don't Fear the Meeper Icon: Link

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Description: Our Long National MeepMare. It Mostly Meeps at Night... Mostly. There Were Five Meeps! I don't like Meeeeeeeeeeeeeps! Naked, cold, and meeping. No Meeps since the other Meeps. It's Meeping From Inside The Wall! Five Meeps are more than Two. Living my worst Meep-mare. Five Meeps Means End Of Life! The Day the Meeps Died. I'm sorry, the card says Meeps.Only Night Meeping. I call them Meeps. Major Meepers. Reccameeples and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1164760234-scott-johnson-27-tms-2208-dont-fear-the-meeper.mp3

TMS 2206: Bad Phlebotomist Icon: Link

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Description: If That's Mild, We're In Trouble. $2 More For Flinching! I don't like Beeee Cheeeeeeeeeeses. Forks Scat in the Microwave. Suck on a Butterbullet. No More Mister Mice Guy! How best to warm your wiener, today on TMS. I Fell In Love With A Woman From The Sunday Comics That Nobody Reads. Are you worthy to taste Alice Cooper's Hot Sauces? It's got chunks. We're all gonna die! Take That You Tube Guy! She's a Coconut... Rabbit... Thing. Circus Circus. For people who know what they've done wrong. Mustard Legs With Bobby. Making things with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://chrt.fm/track/11GD1E/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1161242428-scott-johnson-27-tms-2206-bad-phlebotomist.mp3

TMS 2205: What do you need, dude? Icon: Link

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Description: The 108-Year-Old Virgin. El Methhead Loco. Office Depot to Home Depot Train Line. One of My Wackadoo Family. MAGAvitamins. Cookies with Wookies. Teabag Gucci. You be tapping while I be arting. Sucking you into the machine. She's not tired, she's tired of you. A Virgin stripper cocktail waitress. You Weren't alive, SHUT UP! Movie Pass Gasses Up Again. Disney's Big Dump With Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1160501851-scott-johnson-27-tms-2205-what-do-you-need-dude.mp3

TMS 2204: Such a Boney Bird Icon: Link

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Description: What Famous Dead Person do You Want? Nearly Strangled Nick. All About The Thanksgiving Shawarma. Get the nookie and put it on your cookie. It gives the Pink Stuff to the Baboon or it gets the hose again. There's Ones in January AND November. Just Stop Harvesting. GameCube Rice Cooker. Do a Booster in the Back. His name was Colt, he was a wrestler. I'd Have To Keep Him In A Room. I prefer a hard biscuit. Everything is Browner on the other side. Rolling in the grass with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1158293083-scott-johnson-27-tms-2204-such-a-boney-bird.mp3

TMS 2203: A Quota of Witches Icon: Link

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Description: Three Meeps in a Row. Dave Is My Printer. Turkey PANIC! Shimmying The Monkeys Left & Right. Unlock The Shit From The Dead! How Many Monkeys Can you Fit on your pole? Old Man CO2. I Liked Him Before He Died. The Little Short Guy that with the Rock. Pre-load your outrage. You ARE part of the problem. The Red Leather Suit. Who's a Great Comedian AND a Great Person? Jumping to Assumptions with Tom. Ready to Rock Recommentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1157615278-scott-johnson-27-tms-a-quota-of-witches.mp3

TMS 2202: Air Force Dave Icon: Link

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Description: He who controls the VPN controls the universe. A Corpse is a Corpse of Course of Course: I am Medical Ed. Mi Corazon Es El Breako! Always Be Checkin toilets. Straight A's in Blood Class. I'm Thinking The Choad Area. There's a Snake in My Loo!! Hey it's mini but it gets the job done. Switched at Conception. I don't like my candy with weeeeeeeeed! What If... Joki watched Parasite? It's JKGrammer's Fault! Maze? That's corn, right? Butt Clenching Moments with Bill. Donate Your Body to SEXY SCIENCE with Bobby, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1156995586-scott-johnson-27-tms-2202-air-force-dave.mp3

TMS 2201: Larger-Format Grapes Icon: Link

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Description: Would You Like A Carrot? General creepy. Not sexual creepy. The House pees every 15 days. Dunaway Is Going With The Weiners! Farm & Cook & Shit. The Crystal Gale of beards. Minnesota: Land of How Many Lakes? You Had Me At Twisted Metal. I Hate The Bill Crosby Show. Pepperidge Farms Remembers... How to choke you. Stevia. Not for Lydias. Pink Panther: Wakanda Forever! Bottom Man...what's his power? Never Meet Your Beard Heroes. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1156373698-scott-johnson-27-tms-2201-larger-format-grapes.mp3

TMS 2200: Gruesome Space Chili Icon: Link

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Description: The anonymous gifts are coming from inside the house. Flaming Pot Cheetos. Dark Knights in White Satin. Hot Twizzler Action! Rub Some Butter on It. I'll pee on a plane. A Turd Log & Some Toilet Paper! Mike and Ike were always stoned. Happy Halloween, Fellow Kids!! Escape Hatch Chile!! Did I Order This? TMS Is Recorded In Front A Live Tadpool Audience. Some Goofy Living Thing. Jor-El and Lady El. Therapy Thursdays with Wendi, An ACTUAL Therapist and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1153867564-scott-johnson-27-tms-2200-gruesome-space-chili.mp3

TMS 2199: Putting The Ween In Halloween Icon: Link

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Description: I Don't Like McRib NFTEEEEEEEES. Hershey's, the Taste of Squirts. No Human Can Eat 2 McRibs. Glass of Hot Queen Vomit. Why is there tissue under my butt?!? Pumba Savings Time. Guy Smiley for Mayor! Damn Fine Pie Advice! Deadbeat Humor. Don't look at me, I voted for Kodos. HI VERNOM. Tickle the edge with five guys. Life of Pie with Tom. Did I Ever Tell You About The Time I Did Recommentals On TMS? True Story, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://pdst.fm/e/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1153266334-scott-johnson-27-tms-2199-putting-the-ween-in-halloween.mp3

TMS 2198: This Is Not My Beautiful Dad Icon: Link

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Description: Utility Penis. Dos dias de los muertos. Pumpkin Thieving in Vermont. Swinging Johnsons. Brian, like the McRib, is back! Well, Double-Snowflake On You! THEY SOURED THE CHOCOLATE! Free Shirt with Box of Scorpions. I LOVE IT When The Turkeys Yell! Hiding Poop Nextdoor. The war on morons. Once you got Cadbury, you never go Backbury. All those M states look the same. Fun Sized Humblebrag. Making things with Bill. A little Science with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1152620341-scott-johnson-27-tms-2198-this-is-not-my-beautiful-dad.mp3

TMS 2197: Monkey Adjacent Icon: Link

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Description: I Don't Like Hippie BEEEEEEEANS! Trick or Treating Needs Participation, Otherwise It's Just Begging. Brian has a Blacklight. He's a Vegas regular. Send speedos, thongs and lawyers. Throwing hippos under the bus. There are four F's. Jesus eating Mentos. Mung Bean Eating BO Bastard. Larry VonPubis? THAT'S MY DAD! What's Wrong With BOTH OF US?!? What About Hawkeye? Not Marvel? Maybe Alda? Still Hawkeye! Additional Horseshit! Kangaroo on the Surfboard wearing a Santa Hat. Never You Mind What Goes On Down Here with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1149697198-scott-johnson-27-tms-2197-monkey-adjacent.mp3

TMS 2196: GumLick Icon: Link

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Description: Does This AI Make My Butt Look Big??! Vertical Littering. Eddie Moophy Murvie. Hit-Chick. My Blood Type is Helvetica! Not Your Cup of NFT. Mister Perdition? Top. Notch. Men. Atomic Salt Wick. Academically Smart vs Trivially Smart. Matrix Sequels - Like boiling a frog. There's A Milkshake-Custard Thing? You Look At Her Hair, NOT At Her Butt! Non Fungible Tech Time with Tom. Meh-Commentals with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1149065101-scott-johnson-27-tms-2196-gumlick.mp3

TMS 2195: Please Cooperate Me Icon: Link

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Description: Welcome to HAMPASS. Freddy Vs. Jason Ritter. Morse Code Vibrator. Bear Breasts and Buttocks. Sponge off a dude. Is Tom Buzzing Out Loud? HTML is a series of tubes. Carrying The Corpse Of Harrison Ford! Earth the monkey planet. I want to be handled by Japanese and Korean. Spread my DM to the World. Ogres & Magic Women! British Garden Shitstorm. Having a 2nd bowl of cereal with JuRY and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1148521267-scott-johnson-27-tms-2195-please-cooperate-me.mp3

TMS 2194: Harkonen O'Brien Icon: Link

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Description: LOCK THE DOOR KAREN! Anger19. It Had the Tongue!! I don't like comcast xfinityyyyyy. Rainin' Down Flip Flops. Dig Puss up to see if it's any good. It has been 0 days since the last Dune Reference. We live in a society with doors that lock! Tattletale Tad Pool. NO SPOILERS! I AM TRYING TO PEE! I can definitely see why YOU think it sounds like Jeff Goldblum. Eat a moonpie and quit murdering people. Gotta go tinkle at Spitz. Arthur Harkonen Doyle. The Cantonese Rom-com. Chewing Ears and licking Heads with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1147731730-scott-johnson-27-tms-2194-harkonen-obrien.mp3

TMS 2193: Chockit Mewt! Icon: Link

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Description: Everybody run. The Waffle House lady's got a gun. Vlad the coke impaler. Coking The Kitchen. Friggen Pogs. I'm Sorry Listeners, but the rest of the Podcast is in another Email. Take My Cheese Eggs at Gunpoint. Vanilla Bullshit Thing. Porn Syrup? People Should... They Just Should! I'd rather spell better. what's the deal with your lever? Dead See Shrinkage. A Whip Permit Please. Not ballgags, gagballs! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1145584090-scott-johnson-27-tms-2193-chockit-mewt.mp3

TMS 2192: No Kibble. All Bits. Icon: Link

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Description: Creamy peen...nut butter. No Country For Any Men. Once Peanut, Twice Shy! House Erect Records Still Stand. Raisins Ruin Everything. The Pre-Thing. Lance Armstrong of Peanut Butter. The Boys were Frogs. The Girls were Pigs. That's nature. THAT Was Your Swedish Chef Impression??!? Little bit of tater love. Muppet Babies Gotta Come Out Of Somewhere! Tom Might Be Giants. Go through my drawers and see what sparks joy. Top Notch Tech Time with Tom. Lipstick Boobs with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1145046874-scott-johnson-27-tms-2192-no-kibble-all-bits.mp3

TMS 2191: White People Spicy Icon: Link

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Description: There is the A and then the Ahole. Let's Cassette The Ship's Phasers. Space and sex sounds the same. Fibre For A Klingon. We Accept All TMS People. It's Bland for a Reason! Honey I was at the zoo petting the Koala's I swear. Of All The Colin's, They're Adequate!! The Bucca de Beppo of Thai food. Callous Mouth Dave. Just a Flea & Anthony Kiedis. More Like the Shits Carlton. A Crescendo Of Smells. It's Cold Down Here. Under the Fandome with Majorspoilers and More and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://pdst.fm/e/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1143881974-scott-johnson-27-tms-2191-white-people-spicy.mp3

TMS 2190: You wanna be creepy? Icon: Link

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Description: 90 is the new 89. Ram the Man parts! Best horse in Disney history. Come On, Siri! Pay Attention! The Overwhelming Sound.... Of Silence! The prince was whatever and he became a thing. PHP = Programmer Hates Programming. Holistic baby chickens. All Cream And Splenda. She doesn't know how to use a fork, that's hot! Was there a movie about Atlantis called Atlantis something? The Grumpy Old Man Prize. Paul Simon is a Chevy Chaser. No Bells with Bobby. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1141804495-scott-johnson-27-tms-2190-you-wanna-be-creepy.mp3

TMS 2189: Accidental Dream Icon: Link

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Description: If There's Eyelashes Then I'm Out. Someone could be dead, but i was too tired. 11 minutes in Heaven. More Manly Than I Care For. SHAT IN SPACE!! Ten Lasso. Gardener Retriever. Nice Ass-Spect Ratio! They Had THEIR OWN Shirts! Satan is my Vaccine. Which Crue? The Motley One! We Did NOT Go To Dingle! Nobody Knows HR PufnStuff. Who Set The Dogs Off? Cops Cops Cops! I Podcast For The Articles. Tom's Tech Time. Dunking for paperbacks with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://chrt.fm/track/11GD1E/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1141193125-scott-johnson-27-tms-2189-accidental-dream.mp3

TMS 2188: That Place Nose What They Are Doing Icon: Link

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Description: Are you ok if i do both holes at once?? Horking up a Loki. Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Controversy! Full Service European Spa. Broken Nose Jim Jam. Snipping the ol' Trunk! The Utah Pizzazz! Hello Friends, it's Seinfeld. Cheers! Milking the Teat of God. I Press X To Doubt! There's No Loafing at the Sourdough Hotel. Complex hairy One. Baldwin? More Like Hairwin, AmIRight? Live From A Moon Tower, It's Justin Robert Young and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1140654871-scott-johnson-27-tms-2188-that-place-nose-what-they-are-doing.mp3

TMS 2187: The Spice Squirrels! Icon: Link

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Description: Colonoscopies are a Real Shit Show. 13 Flavors At Raskin-Bobbins!! The Northern lights sound like Nickleback? I'm out. Nope to the Pope. Canadians Eat Like The Rest Of Us. World's Smallest Poutine Launcher. Rocky Road Colonoscopy is not a new Ben and Jerry's flavor. The TikTok McNugget Challenge! No 4:3 for you!! 612 Days of not watching Parasite. Sheldon's head on Batman's body. Carolinas Fist Bump. Never tell me the odds! Never tell me the calories! Let God Sort my Screws. Making Things with Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1139953519-scott-johnson-27-tms-2187-the-spice-squirrels.mp3

TMS 2186: Sing a Song of Pancakes Icon: Link

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Description: He's The Bug-Eyed Weirdo In The Back Of The Car. No dude left behind! Borka Borka into Your Heart. Putting The Rock On The Moon! dude will be giving her the treatment and Ill be getting it from the lady. The Shat Poppin In and Out. Who is Alan Alda's wife? No old man left behind. Pre-Industrial Dentists of Belfast. Rotaty Shippy Stuff. Futuristic Magnetic Carpet! I can't see Chris Pratt staying. Share Your Grilled Cheese with Otters. Throwing yourself at the ground and missing with Bobby. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1137750520-scott-johnson-27-tms-2186-sing-a-song-of-pancakes.mp3

TMS 2185: Simon & Simon & Garfunkel Icon: Link

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Description: Isn't There a Battle Royale Movie Called Battle Something? I Don't Like Under Sieeeeeeeeege. A Chia Pet Gathers No Moss! Duck Penis Expert. He's The Walker AND The Texas Ranger! Tom Cruise. I'm out of numbers. Random Jimble-jambles. Ass, Gas or Marijuana. It's Bad When they Have Sports People. All Up In My Elbow Pit! We've Got A Little Terlit Room! Me and My Leavings. The HIGHEST Hanging Fruit! Bring me the Nose of Artie Lange. Twitch Unto the Breach with Tom. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://pdst.fm/e/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1137139942-scott-johnson-27-tms-2185-simon-simon-garfunkel.mp3

TMS 2184: This Podcast is SO Gross Icon: Link

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Description: The Pipes of Bag. Shaka, When the Clothes Fell. Mandolindelorean. Kenly and Jenner - The weird Harp Twins. Grandma Outruns Prisoners. From Whisky to Nuts. Alas, Poor Robert Urich. Ace Ventura Poop Detective. We Had Our Violins, Now We Have Our Sax!! Get Dressed & Exit The Vehicle! Love the weiner. Hate the buns. I've got an organ! Walk Down the Wrong Hallway to Set Up a Conflict. The One Where They Throw Wrenches at Each Other. Throwing Wrenches at Each Other with JuRY Rotten Young and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1136493400-scott-johnson-27-tms-2184-this-podcast-is-so-gross.mp3

TMS 2183: 10-4 Wet Noodle Icon: Link

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Description: I Find the Whole Vulva Fun! Maybe Buscema? John Buscema? Not Sal Buscema? Kojak With A Kodak. If porn hub has taught us anything. Lorenzo's Llamas. It's your poop now! You all have more butthole knowledge than I do. Going To Chocolate Town Costs $50 Extra. It's Monday Or Wednesday Today. Cops and Dude. Lady in her bed clothes. Truckers have 45 names for cops. Speaking of White hair....there is no transition. What Kind of a Deal with Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1135938052-scott-johnson-27-tms-2183-10-4-wet-noodle.mp3

TMS 2182: Ann Hyphen Margaret. Icon: Link

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Description: Emotional Support Wine. SHAT IN SPACE. How About A Boober? Shaving Our Legs with Gidgit. Teacup Little Shithead Things. Stick it in the Leggy Bum. Apply old Pedro to new Virginia. Circling the 80s Sitcom Drain. Phantom ball pain. Free flashdrive with purchase of a Kiss coffin. Aardvark Animation. Anubis Is A DUDE! Ring! Ring! Squid Game Calling! Canada says, Sorry no lube. The Blue Mountains ARE Blue! Your calls and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1133767825-scott-johnson-27-tms-2182-ann-hyphen-margaret.mp3

TMS 2181: Just North of South Icon: Link

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Description: Wall to Wallnuts. Post Appopolepatic. My Wife un-Effs My Life. They REALLY Say Mahnards?? Hello, Welcome To Worse. He's A Million! Years Old! Jom bolia. 43 strikes and you're out. Luke, I am your Testicles! you want it to go scrotumn. There's a Cho on that Show, I don't know. Ring around the mouth hole. It Was Dan Hadiya The Whole TIme!! What did I say? Shut Up! Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1133164009-scott-johnson-27-tms-2181-just-north-of-south.mp3

TMS 2180: Hey Mr. Tambourine Monk Icon: Link

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Description: I NEVER Want To See The Dark Knight Rise!! Horking down the boog. Panda Express My Colon. Have you ever done a hitchhiker? Namaste! No Tip for You! The Fruber Is Also Cursed. Pop in, Pop Out, Not pop In? Please Keep Your Arms and Legs Attached inside the Vehicle at All Times. Jesus is my airbag. Millionaire, Billionaire or Kajilionnaire? Forced Enjoyment of News. Gummi Bear-Ritos. The Brown Brothers Will Take Care of 'Em. Shuck-e-Oyster. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1132557256-scott-johnson-27-tms-2180-hey-mr-tambourine-monk.mp3

Free TMSPM Monday! Science Cat and the French Turd. Icon: Link

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Description: A free taste of PM this week! Join the TMS Patreon to get it every single week! Taste the carpet to be sure. Dew Destructor. That Must Be A Hotel Room, There's Hotel Art! I'm Sorry, You Are At A Taco Bell. How gritty was my clam? Wine Karens. The Winiest Karens. What Kind Of A Pile Are You Looking At? App Time! Your quick questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.

Link to Episode: https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1131893083-scott-johnson-27-free-tmspm-monday-science-cat-and-the-french-turd.mp3

TMS 2179: Mud Blood Hut Icon: Link

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Description: I saw it on The TicTak. We built this city on lots of blood. Zero to Jackie Chan Will get You Killed. Peep Power Hour. Gorge, Pivot, Puke, Repeat. Same Screw, Different Place. How Many Red Fraggles are There Anyway? Cocoa Powder, Just Add Blood. Therapy is Easier When They Are Dead. Screwtegrity. Coffee Goes In, Pee Comes Out. Upchuckin' a frankfurter. 60 Pounds of Peeps = DEATH. Who is Going to Milk the Spiders? Ben Folds Clothes. Shitting Bricks with Bobby. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1129827823-scott-johnson-27-tms-2179-mud-blood-hut.mp3

TMS 2178: Who's Peeing? Icon: Link

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Description: Mad Mustard Fury Road. Unintentional Toilet Cleaning. Ittsy Bitsy Bite on the Ass. Kooky Suzuki Was My Kabuki Name. I Can't Quit You, Love The Show, Though! STAY OUTTA MY HOOTER! The Deltan 88 Galaxy. That movie sucked I saw it. Spider-Butt-Bites. Its the spider's toilet now. Shut Up Richard Dawson, STOP TRYIN TO KISS ME!! The Tucker-Sucker Proxy. Run DMC Motors. My car is a seat. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1129251448-scott-johnson-27-tms-2178-whos-peeing.mp3

TMS 2177: Shamed by the Bell Icon: Link

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Description: Why The What And Not Who? If Found, Please Return This Underwear to. All 71 Year-Olds Are 71. Alpha-Phalpha, Spankakey and Daralala! Mayor McCheese was Recalled. Extremely Prejudicial Muting! Miss you guys and your wives. Right-Handed Driving Simulator. Cosplay for Concern. You Haven't Seen the BlaBlaBla? Who brings a gun to a baby shower? We done did have full show. Pee Wee's Porn House. The Brothers Brown are all Blue. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1128682123-scott-johnson-27-tms-2177-shamed-by-the-bell.mp3

TMS 2176: The Crown's Gambit Icon: Link

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Description: A Dramedy? That's A Camel, Right? Up your nose with a glowy hose. National Air Bender Day. I Say Keep the Damn Ottoman. Does that letter give good lumbar support. Are Space Orks Sporks? Handsome, Bald, and Famous. The Michelin Man Made Us Dinner and Still Has Fat Rolly Arms. Hot Cockles. You can't see my fingers at home. Take The Turkey in the other Room. I Can Eat 11 Nails and Fart the Longest. Poor neglected Hamilton. It doth was not Jennifer. Just a Saber with Bill. Y The Last Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1128051523-scott-johnson-27-tms-2176-the-crowns-gambit.mp3

TMS 2175: Burn the butterflies Icon: Link

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Description: To Catch a Petabyte. NEED OUTPUT! Wasp-ception. My Husband Comes from Donut People. It all made sense in the dream. Everybody Loves Morrissey. Mowing Virtual Lawns and Pumping Virtual Gas. Not My First Isuzu Rodeo! Skeevily Biting Her Neck. Bobby Frankensteinburgerhymen. Moo Loo Poo. Dark Matter Multiplies Like Rabbits. Never Introduce Anything to Anything. Moo Left the Seat Up? Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1125813151-scott-johnson-27-tms-2175-burn-the-butterflies.mp3

TMS 2174: Taco Del Ariana Grande Icon: Link

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Description: Eventually, It's No Different! Mafia Popeye? How About Mafia Popeye? Maybe Mafia Popeye?? Are There Other Kevins? My Hair-Guy is my Wife! Nick Ibbott & The Fog Machines! Don't Cross Your Billys. They're Flasstic! Shave and a Haircut: 2 Bitcoin. The Pants of Zorro. How's the Mongolian Beef? Let me tell you about my life. Market Prices on Rare Chilean Sea Bass. BioShit Octonate!! Tell me if this doesn't sound like me. Everyone Loves the Hague. We all know what a Spice Box really is. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1125185728-scott-johnson-27-tms-2174-taco-del-ariana-grande.mp3

TMS 2173: Ryan Maiden Icon: Link

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Description: The Dog's Butt is Covid Free! The One About the One-Eyed Nun and the Four Monkeys. Gozer the lockpicker. Dressed Like A Kinder Egg. McGruff, The Crime Burger!! Small, Medium, or Roundabout? 18 Park Places and 35lbs Later. Just Okey, No Dokey. Doin' Half The Okie-Dokie!! Tourette's O'Riley, Road Rager!! She's not as methy as I expected! A Box Of Illuminati Pizza! McRover Value Meal. How-r-ye. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1124601607-scott-johnson-27-tms-2173-ryan-maiden.mp3

TMS 2172: Gin-Swilling Firecracker Icon: Link

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Description: Ireland or D&D? You Be the Judge. Is Eastern Mysticism Real Because I Like Really Wanted to KNOW. Hawkeye? Not hawkeye? Like hawkeye? Minecraft Poop. Kiss Your Lucky Charms Goodbye! I Don't Like Pouring Coffeeeeeeeeee. Yabba Doo! How Fast is That in Kilometers Per Hour? Piss Off, Ghost! Squeeze the fart right out of Mitzula! Look, but don't touch the celebrities. I Like An OK Hot Dog! Truck Stop Chick Tracts. Foo Fang Fung? Making things with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1123980055-scott-johnson-27-tms-2172-gin-swilling-firecracker.mp3

TMS 2171: All Potatoes all the time Icon: Link

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Description: My Wife Partner. Wonton Endangerment. A Pinch Full of Scott Makes the Weed Brownies Go Down! Beer as Dark as My Heart. Assault with a Deadly Fruit. Hitler is my middle name. Head, Shoulders, Hand, Foot, Mouth...Hand, Foot, Mouth. Undesirable Utah Shrimp! Put A Little Bit Of Weed In There. Virginia Pipette is my Stage Name. Science is cool and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1121816980-scott-johnson-27-tms-2171-all-potatoes-all-the-time.mp3

TMS 2170: Happy little sex tape Icon: Link

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Description: Collateral finger damage. Our wives are our friends as well as the sexy stuff. Pizza Blob the Hutt. White Guys Talk about Rap. Napster Was Great. Ask Your Parents. A Raw, Meaty Hole In His Head. Mumford, But Not His Sons. Scannable pants. Nicole and Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1121116468-scott-johnson-27-tms-2170-happy-little-sex-tape.mp3

TMS 2169: Battery Paranoid Icon: Link

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Description: Cultivated Beard Unit. Kim Gets Thanked, Scott Gets Flipped Off! Found Unconscious In Shrubs... TV's Three Beards! Homeless Contactless Delivery. The Metabolism Of A Mosquito On Speed. The Sheep Is Judging You HARSHLY! The Dog Licked me. Now I have Pink Eye. Sand and Weed. Don't Epoxy That Floppy! I don't want your swampy butt. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1120527007-scott-johnson-27-tms-2169-battery-paranoid.mp3

TMS 2168: Meat Juice Icon: Link

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Description: Put Sugar in that Boy, and Send Him Home with More! Go To Ireland For the Lucky Charms And The Whatnot. Just Lean Back and Look at the Ducks, Man. Male Lard. Conjugal Visits Are NOT Allowed at the Zoo! Lady Maderna. Pull Out Your Thing, Blow on it, and Shove it Back in! Hot Tubs are Water Coolers for Old People! A-Salting your meat with Bobby. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1117678912-scott-johnson-27-tms-2168-meat-juice.mp3

TMS 2166: Stabby Noodles! Icon: Link

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Description: Don't Show Me Dildo! The best part of wakin' up, is Cat Butt IN YOUR CUP! Warming the creamer. Beer, Book, Battlestar Galactica. This Lawsuit? Nevermind. This Lawsuit Smells Like Teen Spirit! I left my flip flops in the clip clop. Silly Rabbit, Stabs are for Straights! Michael Rooker's balls are all CGI. Come for the beans, stay for the corn. I left Randy Newman in my hotel room! WE Don't Love Your Parents! You don't sound Nigerian? Experimenting with Tom. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1112660017-scott-johnson-27-tms-2166-stabby-noodles.mp3

TMS 2165: That wine gets a Si from me Icon: Link

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Description: I Do Not Like These Beans In My Pene Dr Green! This Is Where His Chode Will Go. Folding My Arms During the Theme. Don Knotts' Death Montage. Step-Fantasy Island. Adobe dropped support for Flash mobs. Tappin' Out a Wiener. Roney Boney, the San Francisco Treat! Cork Dorks. Full View of Hottub Land. Fifty Shades of NO. Socially Distanced Planking. Start With Lentils And Work Your Way Up. Nyaaaaaah Seeeee It's JrY Seeeeeeeeeee and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1111958122-scott-johnson-27-tms-2165-that-wine-gets-a-si-from-me.mp3

TMS 2164: $5,000 Per Moron Icon: Link

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Description: Daney Curry. Taking a gulp of Skin Air. Smelled Like Duck Hell. In Heaven everything is in the Cloud. Don't go chasing heart failure. T-pops? T-pops? Not T-pops? Give me all ZEE CONDOMS! Repelled by the UnNormals. Call 976-Dial-a-Nigerian-Prince. Big Macs and Velvet sunsets. Sell it before it gets wet. Do You Have A Two Year Old Of Any Sort? Pushing him away like he was t-pops. Going to Hell for the Fiber. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1111310110-scott-johnson-27-tms-2164-5000-per-moron.mp3

TMS 2163: Send Your Emails To 2012 Icon: Link

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Description: Gene Hackman, President of the Nipplefolk. White Guy Dancing for Everyone. Two Ciders and a Benadryl. What do the Irish do when they’re weird? Shave your head for the job you want. Does this spot look infected? Jamming 70 Jupiters Together with Bobby. Smoke Rain everyday! Cheeky Jell-O Shots. 4:20 Shenanigans. That Man Came Out Of Nowhere. hawkeye? Hawkeye? Not like Hawkeye? Uranus has a ring around it. Fen-Phen Diagrams with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1108931074-scott-johnson-27-tms-2163-send-your-emails-to-2012.mp3

TMS 2162: She Gets a Tatu, not a Tattoo Icon: Link

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Description: Boobs Butts and Beyond. 50 Shades of Nope. Check Out My Oily Fans! Tornadoes Never Come to Visit Me. A Goatse Hole In The Middle! The Chive & The Onion Are Owned By The Potato Conglomerate. Buy Low, MRI While High! Who Wants A Nooner??!? Freecock Peacock. Expired food roulette. Losers are always welcome. Weiner in the pie. Philip K Dick eyes. Bringing Yik Yak Back with Tom. Reccamentals with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1108280551-scott-johnson-27-tms-2162-she-gets-a-tatu-not-a-tattoo.mp3

TMS 2161: Beef Sheets Icon: Link

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Description: The chatroom is my spider. Quarter Horse's Top the DPS Meter. Lucky charms, now part of your traditional Irish Breakfast! My Name is Mug. 88 Point Whatever Giggawatts! How do decimals work because I really want to know. Kirkland Heroin: Better than it Oughta Be. Dream Warrior! It Wasn't Huge, But it DID Come Back to Life! If you have a goatee then you are in the evil timeline. We're not Democratic, We're Dicks! Nobody steals a horse, of course, of course. 10 & 20 To The Power Of S! Fun Taliban 'fact' with JuRY and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1107674464-scott-johnson-27-tms-2161-beef-sheets.mp3

TMS 2160: Screw you Man-eater! Icon: Link

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Description: You Can't Drink All Day Unless You Start In The Morning. I don't like crotch beeeeeeeeeees. Hospitals. They're full of sick people. The answer is always Murderers. Can I get that with Hall and Oats Milk? I've only seen one murderer, ooops I'm Dead. Hot Nozzles That Poop Out Plastic. Touching Feet at a Gentleman's Club! Spider Peen! Baby Shark Every Week! Brown Beard takes his booty. Swift Punch In the Chest. Like Pixels? Not like Pixels? Breaking Bits with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1107060226-scott-johnson-27-tms-2160-screw-you-man-eater.mp3

TMS 2159: The Magic Magician Industry Icon: Link

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Description: Put it Back, Jeffrey! Pop Guns? We've Got Pop Guns? Pop Guns? Miles and Jeffrey at Disneyland. His arms wide. 20 years ago, this person was younger. I'm A Moderate, Not A FULL Star Wars Fan. Indiana Jones and the Journey From The Exit To The Queue. Strap-on Lightsaber. I Have Two Grey Hairs. Gimmie a second. I'll show you my dude. Common Wookiee Noises. Spine Reshuffling. Butts-on Burner. Playing WitcherMon Go. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1104758731-scott-johnson-27-tms-2159-the-magic-magician-industry.mp3

TMS 2158: Carter's Jim Jam Icon: Link

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Description: Commit to the tissues. Is Pejorative Pejorative? Live From The Aluminum Falcon! Jumping Into The Groot Chute. Having Chewbacca All To Himself. More Blood & Swears! First Name Bobby, Last Name Burger. Disney's Chippendales! Salacious Turd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1104159130-scott-johnson-27-tms-2158-carters-jim-jam.mp3

TMS Disney Update 01 Icon: Link

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Description: TMS Disney Update 01, because why not!

Link to Episode: https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1103556130-scott-johnson-27-tms-disney-update-01.mp3

TMS 2157: Monkey Knuckles Icon: Link

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Description: Constitutional Hoo-Ha! THEY CAN HUG RICE! Jimmy Carter and his wife Richard. Norman Didn't Die, He Went to Live on a Farm Upstate. Mayor McCheese Presides Over All Burger Arbitration! She Doesn't Get The 'Good' Equipment! Kim joins us and more, on this episode of the morning stream!

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1102957276-scott-johnson-27-tms-2457-monkey-knuckles.mp3

TMS 2156: Affordable Meatballs Icon: Link

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Description: This Candle smells like my meatballs. I Hope It's Mustard! A Naked Lady Making a Sandwich. Zero Sugar Delta Splash. I'm Not Your Google. Can Soda Shot First! Hey, this show is daily! The Bookcase Prefers to Be Called William. I Don't Know What She's doin, but It Ain't Sellin' a Phone. Isn't there an agency dealing with Firearms called A-T-Something? Stickers are also for men and women. One T-Shirt, Extra BS. Fake False Things. These Controllers Don't Make Dual Sense! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1100728981-scott-johnson-27-tms-2456-affordable-meatballs.mp3

TMS 2155: Sean Cheese Icon: Link

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Description: 1% on rotten potatoes. HANDS ON BUZZARDS! Pavlov's Bunch of Freaks. Who Let The Dogs Out? Me...I Did it! That Stuffed Bear has a Twinkle in Its Eye. I Just Remember Boobs. Getting a Brazilian From The Neighbors! You Said Steeler, But It's Okay. So you hate fun. Toon Town is a rough neighborhood. Short-Time Listener, Long-Time Caller. Bad Smell RSS. Shouting At The Screen With Tom. Doin' Shrooms With Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1100074486-scott-johnson-27-tms-2155-sean-cheese.mp3

TMS 2154: Full Twerkle Icon: Link

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Description: My name is Twitch and I'm here to say, your channel is blocked for DMCA! Even Taco Bell is Suffering From The Chip Shortage! I DON'T TRUST I M D BEEEEEEEEEEEE! I Would Thumb Up Your Video. Sex & The City... But Old. MY BOOB HURTS! Meningitis Of The TEAT!! Never Tried Breaking Out The Jennifer Tilly! Five Golden Girls Are a Parasite. Not sure whether to apologize to Florida or Ireland. How's The View From Under The Bus? Do you get your nipples pierced at Claire's, because I like really wanted to know. Chicken of the Vaccine! Tipsplaining. Always one day older. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1099435447-scott-johnson-27-tms-2154-full-twerkle.mp3

TMS 2153: There's A Smell And It's Not Good Icon: Link

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Description: Do I Look Like I Turn Down Free Food? IT'S THICK! Grampa Lonely Pants only takes checks. It's Not Food, It's Denny's. Bad Diaphragm - Now Your Sprinkler is Pregnant. White Fungus was my High School Wrestling name. The one where Twitch craps out. Tripped, Flipped, and Popped. It's lump, it's lump, it's lump, it's birds nest soup. Drink from the Pink Tube. My Best Friend Phoebe. Use your lips there, fella. The HORNY Melon! Back To Parallel Uneven Bars. All That, and a Headphone Jack! Making things with bill and major spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1098773950-scott-johnson-27-tms-2153-theres-a-smell-and-its-not-good.mp3

TMS 2152: Grapefruit Pencil Shavings and pesticide Icon: Link

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Description: No one like Malort or Truck Nuts. Reading Feedback from the Feedback with Gidget. Accolades Up The Wahoo! Bobby in The Wendi Zone. That Is SO Not My House! Great big test tubes. I'M DELETING THIS RIGHT NOW. Identity Thefted? You need to be a wizard to finish this quiz. Just Because You Have the Nuts Doesn't Mean You Need to Put Them on Your Truck. You bastard! You served Kenny! using my big boy brain. Don't get your Pussy Galore mixed up. How Many BeeBops to Harry Potter DingDongs? It'€™s our time of the month and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1096462555-scott-johnson-27-tms-2152-grapefruit-pencil-shavings-and-pesticide.mp3

TMS 2151: Her Name Contains Earl Icon: Link

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Description: Be the Marble not the Hippo. I Don't Like Ice Cream Cheeeeeeeeese. Duty-Free Ibbott. Is Pepsi Mango OK? A Fish Named Illidan. Lawn Darts: Not a Board Game. You Don't Have to Be Smoking Crack To Be Wrong. Hot Lasagna In Tupperware For Everyone! Don't Put Me in the Cooties. Buy it in 4K. It's the Only Way to Be Sure. Nintendo Switcheroo. Stop stealing my pebbles, you DICKS! Self-Absorbed Beaver. I Only Watch it for the Prosthetics. The Lord of Onions. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1095766000-scott-johnson-27-tms-2151-her-name-contains-earl.mp3

TMS 2150: Vaguely Lincolnish! Icon: Link

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Description: Jewy Duty. Mad Johnson, Fury Keyboard. 2-Hours of Animatronic Yokels. I Don't Worship KISS, but You Might. Chode butter for a beer is a fair trade. There's A Lot Of Attached Tissue There! Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Drone... Corrosive Pooch Pee. That Little Gnome Girl Who Won The Olympics! We Need Youse at the Court House. Zwimming Is Polish For Swimming. Fifty Years of Getting Peed On. Don't Touch That Jolly Bobbit! Roger Rabbit Frantic Car Zoomin' Around Ride. Three Ham-N-Eggers with Justin and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1095138079-scott-johnson-27-tms-2150-vaguely-lincolnish.mp3

TMS 2149: Opulent Lando Icon: Link

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Description: We Invented the Worst Cheese. Vamp, Tramp, or Scamp? Flossing the Back Nine. Scott was gonna binge watch Loki, but then he got comics. (Like Afroman 'then I got high'). Genital Vibration Defense. Orange Kang is so Refreshing! The One That Wasn't The Other Two. Call It M*A*S*H-AFTER! Ignoring the Purge Deadline is just murder. STED - Smoke Twitch E'ry Day. Would You Like Fries, and an Olympic T-shirt, with That? What is Dexter up to now? You know he's got talent. I'm sure we can get Peter Scolari. Making Things with Bill. An Inconvenient Mouse Hole, with Stephen Schleicher and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1094458276-scott-johnson-27-tms-2149-opulent-lando.mp3

TMS 2148: Cookie Sticks Icon: Link

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Description: I Like That Peanutty Smell Comin' Outta Yer Mouthhole! Well, Spackle My Nuts and Call Me a Candy Bar! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... Nougat. Once Again, My Analogies Are BAD! Nougat Or Not Challenge. If you need to feel good, toot my wife's horn! That's What the Pee Bomb is For. Einstein's Theory of Relative Humidity. The Less You Know, The More You THINK You Know, You Know with Bobby Frankenburger. Shamalama Ding Dong Twists. Not the Actual Three Musketeers. It Only Bends In The Heat. My hard hunk has nuts. Play Owl City For Old People. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1092219532-scott-johnson-27-tms-2148-cookie-sticks.mp3

TMS 2147: Reverse Richard Dawson Icon: Link

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Description: Show Me a Slippery Pud. Bram Stroker's Count Jacula? They Had 6-Strings in '92. We Need More Chicken Stories. Foam-O. Kevin runs Methy Town. Encrypted Moron! It's not mixed with anything except your face. expunging your Jury doody. I Don't Want Kids Logging into My Stuff! Let's have fun Moron! 700 Milli-Hoo-Has. Jessica throws Scott under the bus. Hands on Buzzards. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1091598886-scott-johnson-27-tms-2147-reverse-richard-dawson.mp3

TMS 2146: 404 blood sugar not found Icon: Link

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Description: UNLOCK YOUR CAPS! It was straight when I put it in! The Red Headed FerretFace Guy. Having An Irish Moment. Let's Get This Penis In The Air. Mmmmmm, Promotional sausages. The Gator hole is brutal. Why are Sheep not Goats. Lamda, Lamda, Lamda, Can I Infect Ya, Infect Ya, Infect Ya? A Little Fart Volcano. Nothing Wrong With Missouri. Tom Jones, is the unusual guy? The Good Part of Texas. Being near death is frustrating. Claire Danes seems like a lot. Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1090946656-scott-johnson-27-tms-2146-404-blood-sugar-not-found.mp3

TMS 2145: The Venus de Nipple Icon: Link

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Description: Brown Monkey Chicken. Under your clothes, everyone's NUUUUUUUUDEEEEEE. I asked for more fish and they gave me Phil Fish. Oooh body parts! A Viewing of President Taft. Me, you, and Hasselhoff too. Abe Vigoda Haunts us Daily. Wampas are Basically Pokemon. Jeff Garland is dreamy. Short, Stocky Men in Tight Trunks. You can pee where you want to in North Carolina! Barney and Grimace - together at last. What does the Fox know? there are no good names for what you wear while swimming. Making things with Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1090352809-scott-johnson-27-tms-2145-the-venus-de-nipple.mp3

TMS 2144: let’s do X together Icon: Link

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Description: I think a bird just fell off my shirt! 7 Ingredient Dipshit Supremes. 10 regular size Hamsters or a Hamster sized dog? Monkey Butts and Sugar Science with Bobby. They Were All Along The Watchtower! A public toilet, but for faces! Poorly translated pet water. Bezos Knows a Penis. Selfie Stick... or Lightning Rod? You Just Can't Willy-Nilly This Stuff! Gotta go walk the Hamster. What am I to you? A sot? The X-Ray Doodle. Ooops i crapped my pants. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1088163976-scott-johnson-27-tms-2144-lets-do-x-together.mp3

TMS 2143: You Can't Handle the Fruit! Icon: Link

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Description: Three's Carpentry. Do dogs have fish sandwich because id really like to HONK, aaaaaaaaaahhh! I'm sending you a present so shut the F up. The Pot calling the Kettle Misspelled. Moist Joists. The House of Trembling Madness. Newly Indoctrinated Vaper. 52 Miles or 7 Hours. Stroker Ace was my solo career Porn name. Smarmy Chicken Lord. We asked for more Gwalkmaur but they wouldn't give us anymore Gwalkmaur. How Many Mmmms Does it Take to Get to The Sausage? We have a Fiduciary responsibility to make you lose. Ball Gags and a Box Full of Weapons. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1087469749-scott-johnson-27-tms-2143-you-cant-handle-the-fruit.mp3

TMS 2142: Pig Wrecked em Icon: Link

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Description: It's okay to send your parents sex videos. Just don't make it weird. These Things Do Not Afraid Me! No Anus Beetles, thank you. The wiener just came out and I can't put it back. Good luck on the weird sex, I'm British. I Don't Like EarWiiiiiiiiigs. 7 Ex's And A Blake Lively! How Buzzfeed Are You? You're Going To Sploosh On Top Of The Spaghetti! I Should, but then I Don't. Stop Trying to Make Fert Happen. I don't care what that Grizzly Bear is wearing. I'm not sharing its elevator. Welcome to the Orgy. Where Should I Stick the Candelabra? The Heaton is On with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1086825013-scott-johnson-27-tms-2142-pig-wrecked-em.mp3

TMS 2141: Relax and Think of Unicorns Icon: Link

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Description: Petrificus Fungbungulus! QAnon Shaman Mini-fig. It's not that kinda Jerky. To Be Clear, Little People Are Humans. Gonna Pull Back On The T! Mystery Brother Subject. Having a Bit of a Tinky with Gidget. Don't Use 2D Tuna With a 3D Cat. Comedy Week Revenge Guild. Willows little people brownies. Was It Too Early For A Fish Sandwich? Sucks being old, but I'm always horny. Stop Trying To Make Borders Happen! Walking the Beans with Tom...and I Guess Nicole Is Here With Reccomentals, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1084008364-scott-johnson-27-tms-2141-relax-and-think-of-unicorns.mp3

TMS 2140: Roundhouse of Refreshment Icon: Link

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Description: How Now, Brown Trout? Throw The Plane Away. A Little bit of Pee and Chlorine never hurt anybody. Hello, my name is Herr Peanutbottom...velcome to my basement. The Cheetah in Tarzan was a Monkey, Right? Wellness the Hippy Swear word. Intermittent Junk Slathering. We Asked For More Bees, But They Wouldn't Give Us Any More Bees! Doing Math with Candyman and Beetlejuice. Sittin in the Yard with a water and popsicle. Minnesota 10 = LA 2. Sorry, I Have An Itch. They're apes not monkeys but we don't care. Swimming In The Family Soup With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1083356173-scott-johnson-27-tms-2140-roundhouse-of-refreshment.mp3

TMS 2139: Darth Vaper Icon: Link

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Description: We All Have a Shelf Life. It's The BETTER Dakota! Want to try my Movie Theater Pickle? Vape CBD Ev'ry Day! Come On Down To Randy Rental. Getting Some Weed & Shasta From The Kroger! Worried about limited heart beats. Plays Resident Evil and screams. Random person yells into the void, more at 11. What's The Dill About Movie Theater Pickles? Ireland Where they Sing Ditties And Eat Clovers. Walk Towards the Wood Chipper! Stuff that down your green pipe! Occupying Different Spaces Together. Much Pain In Butt! Press F9 For Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1082542504-scott-johnson-27-tms-2139-darth-vaper.mp3

TMS 2138: Blaveheart Icon: Link

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Description: What Will It Take To Get You Into That Big Mac Value Meal today?? Freedom Rock, Turn it Up While Taking a Freedom Bath! A 2-Way Mirror is Just a 1-Way Window. Red, white and Chew. Dead Counts as Damaged. The Hoitey & The Toitey! Aliens are Taking Your Taxes! Follow Me On Twink Tok! Describe the T-Shirt Situation. Love the band. Not sure about the hitler mustache. The Colman-Domingo: Best All Around Spanish Cooking Stove! Prepare to See Some Ween That'll Make you Feel Better About Yourself. My heart tells me hot dog. Stuffing your face with cream filled tubes. Hellpoint Wildersmith, He was great on That 70s Show! The Comic Books and The What Not and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1081868104-scott-johnson-27-tms-2138-blaveheart.mp3

TMS 2137: CSI Stardew Valley Icon: Link

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Description: No Show Yesterday. No Show Tomorrow. Doctor Jellyfingers Checking the Oil. Liquid Nitrogen-Chilled Don Cheetos. Meringue All the Things! Show me Your Gross Sausage Meat. Masticating Quietly on Air. They've Got Ringos On Their Thingos! Hand Me Those Children. Waiting There In His Underoos. Throuples Do It As Soon As They Leave. If Your Penis Looks Like an Artichoke, Please See a Doctor. All the Bad Kids Died. Cloud Fading with Tom. Maybemental with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1078976641-scott-johnson-27-tms-2137-csi-stardew-valley.mp3

TMS 2136: Don't Tickle Your Rat Icon: Link

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Description: These Fecal Flakes Taste Like Crap. The Gun Added 8 Pounds. What's David Letterman's beard doing these days? You know it's got talent. Let's talk about my butt! I Could Really Go For A Cucumber. Cheap Medal Bastards. A Pelt Away from a Q-Anon Shaman. The Seth Rogan Experience! Flat Earth Confirmed! Butt Butter... Now in Tubes! Meat Based Best Friends. He also believes in Aliens. Der Terk Er Gerns. Dust Collecting with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1077564469-scott-johnson-27-tms-2136-dont-tickle-your-rat.mp3

TMS 2135: Preparation Level H Icon: Link

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Description: Frank Zappa Was The Mother of Invention. It Rubs the Lotion on the Nips or else it gets the chafffff. Shit N Slide. Can I talk to you about your extended Anus warranty? Blowing Monkeys for Science. Wild Cocked Tuna. Every Time a Penguin Gets a Shoe a Kitten Gets an Anus. Thinly Spread Layer Upon The Choad. Quick Review: Meh. Monkeys Exposing Themselves With Bobby. Jim Henson's Viking Babies: BORKA! BORKA! A Brownish, Refreshing Cola-Looking Drink. I'd Curb-Side The SHIT Out Of That Place! Frogpants OnlyFans. The Roaring 2020's with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1075097176-scott-johnson-27-the-morning-stream-2134.mp3

TMS 2134: Necrolickaphobia Icon: Link

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Description: Satan's Little Helper. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a dead body? Ah1 Ah2 Ah3 crunch 3. California's Erupting Mud Basket. It's An -Oochie Like Name! Do Astronauts Have Jobs, Because I Really, Like, Want To Know! Dancing Naked While Wearing The Skin Of Grandpa Nissan. Modok runs Penguin Town. It's ALWAYS Leg Day! Can I Say Jackass?? Pissy Android People. Rigorous Basketball with the kids. Who's gonna fight the foo.?These guys that's who. Barry was the Gibb with the squeezed testicles. Tom's Tech Time! The Great Dornholio with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1074464932-scott-johnson-27-tms-2134-necrolickaphobia.mp3

TMS 2133: Taint Paint? Icon: Link

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Description: The Sprinkler Man Waits for NO ONE! What's your Waifu password. A Donkey on the Lamb. The Birth of Venus or David's Penis. STOP THE MONKEYS! He Can't Schwing Very Hard Any More! Prime Day has just gotten too commercial. I Like a Good Hillbilly in the City Story. Where do I put my possum? A Crumbling Facade of a Joke. Grease is the problem I have with Nut Butter. Go Kiss An Onion Ring. Can't wait for Integration Test Season 2. Live, From New York, It's Tuesday Morning with Justin and More on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1073762113-scott-johnson-27-tms-2133-taint-paint.mp3

TMS 2132: A Party Every Few Inches Icon: Link

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Description: A Priest, a Mountain Biker, and 14 Ibbotts Walk Into a Bar. Why was your Battle Cry Shit on Me? Don't Toss Grandma off a bridge. Words you never want to hear your Mother say. What is Bukkake? The NUT Part Is Emphasized! You Need a Permit to Spread Grandma. Quarter Cocked Caravan Of Cars. IT'S A TARP!!!!! Park Icon not to Scale. No Scratch, Just Half a Bush. In Soviet Russia, Tella Nuts You! The 80s Creeped up my butt and stayed there! I only watch the games for the nostril hair. Attracting No Drama Magnets. Making Things With Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1073015095-scott-johnson-27-tms-2132-a-party-every-few-inches.mp3

TMS 2131: Pork Taint Burrito Icon: Link

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Description: Shaved-Ass Looking Little Bits Of Coconut. No Show Tomorrow. Is That Where All My Shirts Went??!? It's No Hamilton, But It's A Lincoln And Two Washingtons. ClareGeek? I Don't Like TV Theeeeeeeeeeeemes. One More Thing Batman Won't Do! Drama Is The Magnet You Put On The Fridge! It's The Casual Troll. Mighty fat guy. Jerky in the dark. SON OF A GOAT! Brian goes schoo. Tom Has Been Freed! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1069877482-scott-johnson-27-tms-2131-pork-taint-burrito.mp3

TMS 2130: Hidden Pillow Ranch Icon: Link

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Description: Batman Would Totally Eat The Mona Lisa. Tears For Elderly Fears? That Guy With Speakers Lied. It's definitely not Mego... Actually, it's Mego. Hail Caesar the Fourth. It was a Salad piñata. Phloo the gum across the car. He Needs a Publix Defender! Are Parking Lot speakers Better Than Parking Lot Tacos? I like Wario, he's a dick. Batman In The Red Hood. Do you have the complete history of this mannequin? Are Dave Matthews and his band still a thing? For Justin was an Oily Man and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1069072933-scott-johnson-27-tms-2130-hidden-pillow-ranch.mp3

TMS 2129: Prague Rockers Icon: Link

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Description: Boy Scouts are just another Gang. Moist Engorged Phlegm. Cougars and Bears Hang Out in Different Bars. That Banana is My cousin. Black Bear car detailing, sucks. handlebar up the hoo ha. Detective Hairy Twink. We didn't start the fire...or Kill Ned Beatty. I Appreciated Lizard Penis! HIPPO Violations. Tee Shirt shops, Tourist Traps and Duh Bears. Watermelon Flavored Thighmaster. Can I still use the Chode Butter? Keep An Eye Out For Bonery Guys. You're not Magnetic, you're gross. Making things with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1068293419-scott-johnson-27-tms-2129-prague-rockers.mp3

TMS 2128: Uncle Tinkles Icon: Link

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Description: This Is Not My AirBNB House! Frosty-Haired Chode. Having A Rule And Enforcing It Are Two Very Different Things! Rick Roll gives me gas. You'll never get me Loki Charms! Find the weird. Cut it. Use It. I don't like Uncle Peeeeeeeee. Question for the Weed People. Put Your Wiener In It! NFTing NFT. I am a lady liking lady. Scott Rick-splains YouTube. Bumping heads with Skeezy Crypto Bros. A Cool Dude with a Whole Lotta Hair talking science and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1065848365-scott-johnson-27-tms-2128-uncle-tinkles.mp3

TMS 2127: Baron Zima Icon: Link

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Description: They're Born dicks, They Stay Dicks, They're Dicks FOREVER! Bee Keeper Suit? SEND PICS!! Potato Tornado Was My Finishing Move. You Gots a Horny Boyfriend. Mmmm ziplock pizza. That's The Moment They Sniff A Daffodil. Natalie Portman's Age is a Fuzzy Thing. From Hell with Fred Astaire. Please Rain, I'm Busy Watching Netflix. Zoom and Gloom! Last place it goes is your butthole. One Your Left Dude Got a Dog. Regular Ass Fries. Eating a Slinky is Attractive to Me. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1065167260-scott-johnson-27-tms-2127-baron-zima.mp3

TMS 2126:Pho'arts Icon: Link

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Description: One Man's Trash is Another Boy's Porn Collection. I had the Pho and the Pho won. Good old Kentucky Tennessee. The Ike Truman Show! Crypto-Bros 24/7! Throbbing purple ring. Best Burrito By Bike. Like A Horse On A Ferris Wheel. Banging it out with your big jerky stick. Fighting the Black Pudding in Dungeons & Dragons! Don't Turn Your Upsie into an Oopsie! That Nugget is Sus. Cartoon versions of Rick and Morty. Burrito Slippage. Teased-Out TV News Hair with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1064458633-scott-johnson-27-tms-2126phoarts.mp3

TMS 2125: Mitt's Junk is...inevitable Icon: Link

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Description: At some point, everyone in Utah will touch Mitt's Junk. I Don't Like Infected Coffeeeeeeeeeee. Don't eat Fish flavored Ice. Pubic of the Leftists. Fecal Matter? You're soaking in it! Death Star Whiskey. A Bad Moon Rising Colonoscopy. I loved it even though I almost puked. I Don't Hate Old People, I Just Want Them to Eat Me. Pee Where You Sit! Tool du Jour. Get Your Bum Checked. 3D Puberty Props with Bill. Enunciating Words with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1063777408-scott-johnson-27-tms-2125-mitts-junk-isinevitable.mp3

TMS 2124: HTC Weed Icon: Link

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Description: A Group Of Macocks Are Called A Podcast. Beer, Free Donut, and Free Ride! VapoRub, Now with WEED! Recycling is realy hosed. Bluetooth Speakery Unit. Do TikTokers have brains, because I seriously wanted to know! Drop That Blood, You Damned, Dirty Primates! Heavy And Rubbery. The Morning Hate-Listening Stream. You Have To Do It In Those Two Or Three Days, Or You Are In Trouble! Regular Old Pill Market. Cars are Not Vacuums. Legal Window Openings! The Old Flu Way. Staying alive with Gibby Frankenburger. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1061372923-scott-johnson-27-tms-2124-htc-weed.mp3

TMS 2123: Basement Baby Glob Unit Icon: Link

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Description: No Matter What You Do, I Only Wanna Picachu. I don't like barf on meeeeeeeeee. Popcorn: Styrofoam with rocks in it. Are Poptarts A Sandwich? 1 rule is you can only go 1. Don't let baby stick you in a corner. The Chatroom We Deserve. 3 snack food groups. Fritos, Cheetos and Doritos. Ice Cream isn't a snack, its a meal. Keep Your Turd Blossom Away From Me. Masters of the Bait-Free News. Walgreens in a Dude in a Walgrenns? Would You Get In Line For A Smelly Flower? Put My Face In The Lawn. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1060680262-scott-johnson-27-tms-2123-basement-baby-glob-unit.mp3

TMS 2122: Pumping Bee Juice! Icon: Link

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Description: We Haven't Had A Solid Bee Sting In Years. It's Not Called Oooloo! We Asked For More Fish Cheeks But They Didn't Have Any More Fish Cheeks. Leave the grapenuts, take the cannoli. Don't bother me when I'm dead. I Don't Like Bull Testeeeeeeeeeeees!!! ARE YOU IN?? My foam is now fully erect. Lisa, can I borrow your phone? She's A Small Part Of The Game With Two HUGE Parts! Nuthin' but the Nut. Take That, Chicken Effers! Heart of Hearts and Guts of Guts. A Very Less Quiet Place 2. Opening a brothel with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1059874414-scott-johnson-27-tms-2122-pumping-bee-juice.mp3

TMS 2121: Don't Woo In My Car! Icon: Link

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Description: Do You Even Lyft In Vegas, Bro?? STEVE AND BRIAN ARE ON DRUGS! Gidgit's time of the month. That is so ReeeeeeeDICULOUS. Don't Take The Piss, Brian! Two Weeks In Vegas Makes a Cover-Driver Humble... If I Hear a Woot, You Get The Boot! Colonel-tested, Colonel-approved. Ain't No Rides for the Wooish. Putting Love-Hearts On This Bastard! Schwan's Guy at the door. Tarps and Barf Bags. Will Smith's Eurovision. I was only a little stoned and drunk. The Only Thing Scott Knows About Iceland: BJORK. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1056810613-scott-johnson-27-tms-2121-dont-woo-in-my-car.mp3

TMS 2120: Donna the Dead Icon: Link

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Description: Shpritz of the Flonase. Kick Randy in the Testicle. Boy Am I Glad I'm Not Allergic to Vibrations. David Cop a Feel. I Don't Like Allergieeeeeees. Sir, This is a Wendy's Hotel and Casino. Jalapeno Jiccups. Three Johnsons And You're Out! The Tolkien Broccoli Estate. Just Jam those Pores with Aluminum. Texting Elizabeth Montgomery. It's Half Pre-Apocalyptic! Mt Baldy, just south of Toupee Hill. I like a good Honk. Reccamentals! Upgrading servers to PHP 7.4 with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1056125170-scott-johnson-27-tms-2120-donna-the-dead.mp3

TMS 2119: Two Oregon Fish Sandwich Icon: Link

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Description: Exit Hole Soup. Don't Vape Me, Bro! Gibraltar Is Giving 110%!! Poo Hand Luke! I'm gonna buy an effin tazer. Like Fun Dip? No? No, not like Fun Dip? Weird Cheese People. I'll Kill Your Family Unless You Lick This Battery! Nobody Likes Woods McKenzie! Snakes on a Porch. May the 25th be with you. A Utah $6 Is A California $30. The Shaggy Podcaster. Don't Lose to the FREAKIN Grizzlies! Don't Let Your Niche Internet Fame Turn You into a Dick. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1055489161-scott-johnson-27-tms-2119-two-oregon-fish-sandwich.mp3

TMS 2118: Mitzuber Icon: Link

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Description: The Weens of His Combatants. Medical Grade Germans Jaaaaaaaaa. Shoving Raffled Off Infants into My Face. Vanilla Extract Anal Beaver. Get me LEGO! LEGO of Spider-Man! Your Tenku is showing. I Don't Like Tasting Peeeeeeeee! I Should Probably Get Stitches... but Super Glue is Right Here... Eggs come out of Cletus. Prove that Mask is Not Your Face, You Can't! Like Shang Chi, but Noodles Instead of Chi. Little Keepsake of a Dumb Animal. The Nervous Squirt Of A Squid! Perusing Colorful Macs from Afar. Avoiding Injuries with Bill. Major MODOK and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1054685428-scott-johnson-27-tms-2118-mitzuber.mp3

TMS 2117: Buying Fake Pee? Urine Trouble! Icon: Link

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Description: Never Double Dip your Swabs. I don't like Synthetic Peeeeeeeee! No Show Tomorrow. Screw you, I'm going with Zod. The Preposterous Poopiepants McGee. Do dogs own birds? Because I like really want to know. We don't sell Pokemon cards. Too much violence. Siegfried and Deep Roy. Old Fashion Hot and Juicy Religion. I Don't Practice Urea! Bruce Illissess. Blood Robots and Monkeys. Kermit the Johnson. Tech Time with Tom, No Tech Issues with Nicole and More on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1051584124-scott-johnson-27-tms-2117-buying-fake-pee-urine-trouble.mp3

TMS 2116: Human Spin Art Icon: Link

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Description: Constantine Troutbunker. Paying The Porcelain Price. Oculus Googlus. The Stinky Kimchi Mistake. Leaving Rehab > Divorce > Olivia Munn In 24 Hours. No Bum Flu For You Sir! There is no Day Two. Kuhn & Poots. It's A Broken Nose Party. He'll Have The Creamy Scramble! No Show The Day After Tomorrow. Kimchee Is NOT Supposed To Be Black! The Red-Headed Stepchild of Vaccines. Justin Robert Young, Ambassador of Cool Town, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1051006588-scott-johnson-27-tms-2116-human-spin-art.mp3

TMS 2115: Hell No 90120 Icon: Link

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Description: Two Shits Passing in the Night. Johnson Neighborhood Rescue Service: Free Roll of Duct Tape with every visit. Baby Johnson Johnson. Cutting pipe is not a euphemism. You had to park it on the grass? Sorry about your leg casserole. Ned Beatty Looks Great for 1000. All that M*A*S*H training finally paying off. You are right where I would be if I were in your shoes. Don't Cut Your Own Pipe! I'm the Best at What I Do, and What I Do is Convert 8mm Film. The Night The Lights Went Out In Dayton! Will you water the poison supply? Letting Your Hate be Your Guide with BIll and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1050345775-scott-johnson-27-tms-2115-hell-no-90120.mp3

TMS 2114: Pizzamon Go Icon: Link

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Description: No Cinnamon, Send It Back! Penile Art = Penal Action. People Don't Even Know That They're Doin' It While They're Doin' It! She looks like a raisin, I love a nice Raisin. End With A Twist! Yahoo Serious Hair. The People's Republic Court. Nilla Nanna Nutters. Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink. Even the Flat Earth is Mostly Water. We're all Johnsons here. I'm Not A Shunner, Jerry! Tuti Fruity Prostituti. Cheating with dates. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1048226494-scott-johnson-27-tms-2114-pizzamon-go.mp3

TMS 2113: On the yoink Icon: Link

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Description: Pimps Wear Funny Hats!! Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson. Loki runs Villain Town! Literally His Head Is Red. The Best Little Whorehouse In Vegas? KITTYGIBUTUWHAT! Alexander Dumbass. And The Dude What Played Jesus!! Big Shout Out to Nobody. He Wrote Less Miserables! Gerard Dubbatwo. DFC: Down For Crap. It tastes like youth. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1047649729-scott-johnson-27-tms-2113-on-the-yoink.mp3

TMS 2112: Rotten Meat Curious Icon: Link

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Description: Hooked On Stefaniks Worked For Me! I Spent Every Summer at Mellon Camp. Physically Correct Boy doll. The Baby Shit Memo. Give me my gun and my goat and I'll be fine. Flunteer Airlines. Kimchi is not Meat! Rotten meat or prison pee? Choose wisely. Marty! We Have to go Back! Back to the Dojo! Earth is round? Prove it you can't! PTA Hitman. Just Say He Has a Penis. What's the deeeeaaal with Ice Cream Machines? Sidekicks and Roundhouses with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1047020644-scott-johnson-27-tms-2112-rotten-meat-curious.mp3

TMS 2111: Saduchi Sapachi Icon: Link

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Description: We ate your weiner, and it was fine. Excess Dryness Between the Buns. Hairy Woody. I DON'T LIKE TASTY FREEEEEEEEZE. Welcome To The Price Is Wrong Bitch. Devil Plate. Inspector Gadget Cutlery. Ribbler for Her Pleasure. CSI: Freddie's. Racing Rhinos on Scooters. A disappointing hot dog meal experience. Scientific Proof of 80s Bullies. Going Pepsi Clear. Mustard Flavored Mayo. Making Things with Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1046252656-scott-johnson-27-tms-2111-saduchi-sapachi.mp3

TMS 2110: Run Bummer Icon: Link

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Description: Sabrina the Teenage Felony. 5 Pirate Movies, 6 Wives, 8 Recorder Holes. Billionaire's are people too dammit! Weird Birth Smirk. Maybe we don't have to talk to people. Don't Count The Mouth Hole. Divorced, Behead, Died was my Talking Heads coverband. I don't like Frat Boy Partieeeeeees. Bobsplaining Science with the Frankenberger. Robert Plant has the BIGGEST HEAD. Real Cats Can't Talk. Johnny Depptide Cake. How many wives got the axe? Discussing the 27-Year Itch With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1043925040-scott-johnson-27-tms-2110-run-bummer.mp3

TMS 2109: Glape Suzette Icon: Link

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Description: Good at Drawing Butt Kazoos. The Winder Next Door. Tango, Turner, Cash and Hooch. I Don't Wanna Hang Out With Marc!! The Shape Of Our Girl In The Watery Stars. How Did You Know To Make Him Naked? Julis Caesar Chavez Dressing. Everyone Call Tina! What's the Legal Limit of MODOKs? Boring Octopus Teacher. Confused? Have a Pamphlet! National Give a School Nurse a Hoagie Day. Full-Frontal Tech News With Tom. Fudge Fudge Fudge Alright Alright Alright with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1043234929-scott-johnson-27-tms-2109-glape-suzette.mp3

TMS 2108: Running for Goober Natorials Icon: Link

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Description: He's The Guy With The ONE Monocle! Baaaabyyyyyy duck doo doo doo doo. Mrr Thrr Frrth Brr Wrrth Yurrr. March The Tenth Be With You!! He's Got A Leachy Crotch!! Never trust a beaver. THE DUCK WAS A BABY! Sean Bean Even Dies When Narrating. Beaver Chewn Tube. I'm a felon. Date Me! Jamiroquai Grammer?!? Mouth full of chicken pudding. Corey Feldman is my go-to leach puller offer. Celebrity Politics, Politics, Politics with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1042559818-scott-johnson-27-tms-2108-running-for-goober-natorials.mp3

TMS 2107: WHO IS DICK PRICE! Icon: Link

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Description: It's Called Noodles & Company, Not Side Salad & Company. Where's Harvey Milk?! Mostly White Balls. Mostly. Reset the Fury Road Clock. There Were Four Nipples! Billy Archer Eats a Tree. Checking the Nudity Spreadsheet. Protected only by her ample bosom. Cauliflower Nokia. The Bear Wrestling Movie. Forrest Bueller. You ruined the moment Dad! Snyder's Pretzel Cut. Piles of Shame with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1041819835-scott-johnson-27-tms-2107-who-is-dick-price.mp3

TMS 2106: Trinidad & Winnebago Icon: Link

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Description: PIXAR's Untouchables. I Can Choose Between AC AND DC? Crikey! How do Leap Years Work? Come out to Salt Lake City, Have a few laughs. Mother Brothel and her Disney Princesses. Laden with Ladies. All out of Plexes. Dreams of Anon McCain. If Your Gidgit Lasts 4 Hours of Longer, Get Stuffed! Firestarter 2: Cinderella. Murdering A Six-Pack Of Wicked Slice. Yakitori Amos. Too Many John McCains. Rats are the future. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1039271593-scott-johnson-27-tms-2106-trinidad-winnebago.mp3

TMS 2105: Captain Mortality Icon: Link

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Description: Cooking With Clare. Wankercising. I Don't Want the Lazer-Squirts. UNDOCK YER SWETCH! Accu-Weather Johnson. Spirit Airlines runs Garbage Town. String-related hobbies. Moderna 2: The Modernaing. Shape of Water 2: the Shapening. I Don't Want to Be a Human Barometer. Did You Purchase Wiffle-Bat Insurance? They EFF you at the Spirit Airlines! (Spoken as Joe Pesci). I ain't sittin next to the Sweaty Pad Thai Guy. Seeing Through Tech Time with Tom. Reccamentals without Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1038544975-scott-johnson-27-tms-2105-captain-mortality.mp3

TMS 2104: Jeff's Kiss! Icon: Link

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Description: How many days since a Fury Road mention? 0, Always 0. Sheena Hulkstein. Tiger Based Magicians. Does Kung Fu Count as a Superpower? Who has the Most Wheaties Box Experience? Card Flickers and Gum Slappers. Don Cheeto and his weird English accent. Pull Down Sock Faces. It's Garbage. You Should See It. Fu Man Chu Part Two. Wedding Snatchers. I smell like a woman WHOO. Nerds of the Greatest Caliber. Coming to a ConCENSUS with JrY and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1037853688-scott-johnson-27-tms-2104-jeffs-kiss.mp3

TMS 2103: Don't forget to hate and ignore Icon: Link

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Description: Dunaway's Squishy Balls. I don't like the letter zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I'm Old, I'm Dumb, Get Used To It. 24 ACROSS: BITCH MOTHER. Take Your Wife... or Somebody You Like. Editing Killed the Video Star. Stay Dehydrated, A-Hole. Hey it's Mr Die hard! Bill, Why Aren't You Stephen? Ron Chihuahua was my wrestling name in college. Scripted Butt Moment. Ascend to S-League, Turd Monkey! I need some protein. We can't fix it in post, there is no post. Making things with Stephen. Major Spoilers with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1037138371-scott-johnson-27-tms-2103-dont-forget-to-hate-and-ignore.mp3

TMS 2102: Katherine Heprin Icon: Link

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Description: Jesus Fried Chicken. There's no crying in video games! Whore Horror. Turns Out a Lot of Things Rhyme with House. We're All Grumpy! I call my underwear Live Action Shorts. NeoprEEN with a nice SHEEEEEN. JFC in the BMW. Pain! Tree! Butter! Full Frontal Frances. Dealing with Ding Dongs. Tall Glass of Marge. Your fish tank has too much Pee in the Ph. Short For Pronto? Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1034749573-scott-johnson-27-tms-2102-katherine-heprin.mp3

TMS 2101: Le Steak D'Shack Icon: Link

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Description: Red on head light. Puhfeeling Puhfine after Puhfizer. Pig Anuses You Love, From People You Trust. Feel Like a Man Now? You can't return your food and eat it too. Weird, Boogery Part of the Egg. Karma is gonna slap that cap off. How About Lego Popeye? Maybe Lego Popeye? Lego Popeye? LEGO IS WITHOUT HONOR! Noodle Doinks and Hand-Rolled Joints. There is no I in WeWork. Sanding Wood is my TikTok Dance move. It is a Blanket Ladder, for Quilts. Making Two Cents with Tom. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Thx to BlueChew today!

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1034049334-scott-johnson-27-tms-2101-le-steak-dshack.mp3

TMS 2100: Glorious Geography Of Teeth Icon: Link

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Description: Nose To Butt Lane. Burger Goes In, Burger Goes Out. Entry Level Beef Burrito. All the Elk Ladies, All the Elk Ladies. Sex, Lights, and Monkey Bars. And I Am Theodore Wolverine Logan. Wrestling Fat Kids On Tramps! Del Tatos. A situational situation. Taylor Monkey-Joy. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hangover. Guess the Canadian! Breaking Poptart News! Efficiency Like Ze Germans. Beef Marines. Making Things with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1032630808-scott-johnson-27-tms-2100-glorious-geography-of-teeth.mp3

TMS 2099: Sack Snyder Icon: Link

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Description: Q-Ant-non. Booby Franks & Boogers Talks About Wooden Satellites. Chrysler the Redeemer, Transform and Roll OUT! My Echo was misbehaving, so I punched her. Podcasting is just microphone collecting for people who like to talk. Beans! Beans! Millions Of Beans!! Jesus Saves With Coupons, You Can Too! Wesupplywood. Hairy Chasm of Pete Townsend's Armpit. Leave the Chat and Ascend to a Higher Plane. Punch your echo. Utah Inflection. Roy Orbison Becomes Catwoman. Tumor of Passive Aggressiveness with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1030230118-scott-johnson-27-tms-2099-sack-snyder.mp3

TMS 2098: Down The Q-Hole Icon: Link

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Description: Reboot, Remake, Revive, Repeat. Its called Prooping. Rules are for Old People. Star Trek: Upper Decker. Non-Fungible Wooden Ball. You Cant Do That On Recommentals with Nicole! Rough Hands Kim. I Don't Like The Things You See In A SciFi Moviiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee! You're Not Keeping Up With The 'Saved By The Bell' News?? You've Got The Phillip K Dick In Ya! Loving the Keenan. Forgetting the Kel. I LOVE THE SPICE NUTS! My mangoes taste like hairspray. VR Office Report with Tom. Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1029467521-scott-johnson-27-tms-2098-down-the-q-hole.mp3

TMS 2097: That Indian Restaurant is a Naan starter Icon: Link

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Description: Coffee Porn Music. How Will I Ever Learn How Babby Is Formed? A Glory Hole Silo. I like to cup testeeeeees. Pretty ballsy grabbing the tiger like that. Always Castrate your Children's Toys. Why do the holes match up with the eyes. Corn Nut Pioneers. Frogpants Doodle-a-day. What's Third Eagle up to these days. You know he's got talent. Dude, where's my ambulance? Buckets of Apocalyptic food. Milking this Phoenix for all it's worth. How is Jamie's Sausage Made and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1028797165-scott-johnson-27-tms-that-indian-restaurant-is-a-naan-starter.mp3

TMS 2096: Joaquin Phreezer Icon: Link

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Description: Are These Tacos Racist? Sorry we took your land. Here, have a taco. Chicken Legs & Ostrich Nuts. No Way Your Name is Kevin. Eff You, I Shan't Say Flamingo. Grumpy Old Tumors. It scared you because it vibrated. The Symptoms. I don't like Speakeeeezee Beeeez. This show is full of idioms, but not spelled the same. How do you play Strip Go Fish? That's right he didn't have a unit. Freeloading Freefeeders. Making Deals With Bill. Hail Hydration with Stephen. Naan doesn't bend and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1027967338-scott-johnson-27-tms-2096-joaquin-phreezer.mp3

TMS PM for 4-9-2021: Emergency Hole Icon: Link

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Description: We Violate a Hippo. Cool Shorts And Jelly Bums. A Tom Hardy Man. Four Clover Leaks. Diamond in your ass with some coal. Senfield Snyder Cut. Poopy Router. Violate my own HIPAA. The less we know with Dan and more on this episode of TMSPM.

Link to Episode: https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1026286207-scott-johnson-27-tms-pm-for-4-9-2021-emergency-hole.mp3

TMS 2095: Chipless Trucks Icon: Link

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Description: Borka Borka, Derka Derka, Flerka Flerka. Warning: Contains Le Beouf Weiner. Just The Tiny Tip Of Mando's 'Blaster'! Like A Sturgeon. We Beat The Boner Zone! Do you like sucking balls through a straw? Jeff, your son is skipping class. Mon Ez, a Favorite Kryptonian Condiment. Warm Bottle Of Pee > Chewed Up Funko Pop. Moist and Sticky. Don't Ruin the Dog Poo Stations. Inadvertently A Whore. Who's Fat? I'm Fat? Mild to Hitler's Butthole. Wipe Side to Side. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1024538641-scott-johnson-27-tms-2095-chipless-trucks.mp3

TMS 2094: Ever Eat a Pine Tree? Icon: Link

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Description: Scrodenger's Seventeen Year Old. I don't like Weird Goat Cheeeeeeese! RIP Mario, Lets-a Go. I'm Impressed With The Size Of This Guy's Chimney! Do Microphones Have Arms Because I Like Really Wanted to Know? Hardened Leprechaun Turds. I had to pee in a Starbucks cup while a trucker watched me. Coconut Milk: Better than Unregulated Sewer Water. Late Stage Wrapping Paper Lung. How Are You Going To Get Up The Floo If You Don't Open Your Damper?!? Do not get Howie Mandel Wet! Two Piles of Guns, the Perfect Outdoor Furniture. Creamed Corn Soupy Chowder. By the Book Investigation with JRY and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1023556624-scott-johnson-27-tms-2094-ever-eat-a-pine-tree.mp3

TMS 2093: The One Shatner Boinked Icon: Link

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Description: Get your second jab, then lick a toilet. Standard Ass Borg. Squeeze Out A Few Chits. I don't like NFTeeeeeeeees. Greg is off limits! Too many Shia Labeouf's. Virtual Bovine Lactation. Arbor Day Turkey! To Catch a Covid Variant. we named the cat Ripley. You Can OWN Utah Connection! Butt Cheeks 6 Inches Off the Ground with Bill. Filling Brian's Game Hole. Going Mile High with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1022752165-scott-johnson-27-tms-2093-the-one-shatner-boinked.mp3

TMS 2092: A slightly bigger unit Icon: Link

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Description: ClarkGak - Yadda Yadda. The Bulge is for Members Only! Rick Steves Deez Nutz. Veet, Voot, Vert. InFreddy Business. Xrays are for Pupits. Doing things to Frank Oz with Gidget and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1020437434-scott-johnson-27-tms-2092-a-slightly-bigger-unit.mp3

TMS 2091: The Cha-Cha Posse Icon: Link

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Description: I don't like Kirkland Peeeeeeeee! Crowds Are Way Too Crowded For Me. One Steak, Nevermore. Social Network 2: Same Hoodie, Different Decade. Bed, Bath, Batman and Beyond. Is That Pee In That Kirkland Bottle? What Kind Of A Garbage-Monster Are You? Don't Let your Meat Snake Slide. Proud Proper Pedestrian Poop Picker Upper. Costco Raven... Vampire Hunter. Gwenny's Flaming V. Double the Tom pleasure, double the Tom fun. Recommentals With, and Without Nicole. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1019844274-scott-johnson-27-tms-2091-the-cha-cha-posse.mp3

TMS 2090: Kill Kenny then Kill Arnie Icon: Link

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Description: The Cunning Air Lingus. Chicken Cop, Chicken Cop, Chicken Cop PIE! Free Market EBay Grape Nuts. OK Beamer. You Can Neither Take Porgs, Nor Leave Porgs! Blade Runner is Happening Outside the Window. Broken Widgety-Witch. Grapenuts: Nature's Aquarium Gravel. Fred Zeppelin in Cooper Black. This Candle Smells Like Aer Lingus. An Effort of Lettuce. Pitbull? Nope, I'm out. Luke Skywalker crappin' in a corner. F Jury! And more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1019231671-scott-johnson-27-tms-2090-kill-kenny-then-kill-arnie.mp3

TMS 2089: GUI Pants Icon: Link

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Description: Have you considered having sex on a different day of the year? I don't like NFTeeeeeeeeees! Lost all my F's to give after High School. Gallbladder and Penis. Nipple Flavoured Creamers. XLM DATA IS BIG, YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! IT'S NOT SMALL! NO! NO! NO! Falcon and the Fat Man. Jake and the Winter Soldier. 24 Hr Boner. Partially Refloated. The Phantom Mullet Exists Forever. Cap's Sidepiece. $30 for 30mins with Black Widdow. Drinking the Tron Water. Making Things with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1018573012-scott-johnson-27-tms-2089-gui-pants.mp3

TMS 2088: Smells Like a Big Dumb Dog Icon: Link

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Description: Dick Dock. Alien, not AlienSZZSZZs. All those stars are probably dead. The Italian Hair and the Whatnot. Goatsee Black Hole with Bobby. Actual Science Words with Bobby Frankenberger. I Like to Comfort EAT! A Diagram of Teeth, Crotch and Eyeball. Full Pewpit Status. At Least We're Safe for the Next 7 Minutes. Mom's Spaghetification on Your Sweater. Losing Wendi to Microwaves. it smells like Fritos in here and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1016236150-scott-johnson-27-tms-2088-smells-like-a-big-dumb-dog.mp3

TMS 2087: Thankless Water Heater Icon: Link

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Description: You'll have NO toilets, NO power, and NO Lt. Yar! I don't like yard Peeeeeeeeee. No Show Yesterday. Oh No I Flushed! KIM!!! Sediment toooobs. One Two Three Fourteen. Giant Preying Mantis-Type Unit. If it's brown, leave town. Mecha Eminem. I Like The Irish, With Their Potatoes And Their Blight! You'll Need a Worm Card Voucher. Vote For Pedro Across the Street. Don't sniff the pipe glue, kids. Godzilla vs Stan. Tom's Tech Time! Nicole Stops Being Polite And Starts Getting Real and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1015556104-scott-johnson-27-tms-2087-thankless-water-heater.mp3

TMS 2086: Half Vaxxedn Icon: Link

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Description: COVID Shut Down Dicks. Is this the line for the vaccine or In-N-Out? My Sediments Exactly. Moderna Tastes Like Dolly Parton. Get a Proper Meat. Your Banana Split Construction Technique is WITHOUT HONOR! Who Punched What's-His-Name on 2020? No, the other Cheech. Three Stooges Pie. I'm Manually Turned On! Do You Want the Chicken Line or the Beef Line? Herdin' the Sheps. In Today's Game, You Both Get a BM. Bed Bath and Whatever. Making Things with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1013411059-scott-johnson-27-tms-2086-half-vaxxedn.mp3

TMSPM for 3-19-2021: Vaccinated, Lubricated, and Inebriated Icon: Link

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Description: All The Beans Are At The End Of The Shaft. First Shot Or Second Shot? Pfizer! Your first TMS PM is Free. How Do I Know It's Not Cat Pee? Stop Right Now, We Owe You Money! Give Us A Mouthful Of Your Orange Chicken. Wait, is the shot supposed to come with a shoulder rub? Kim left out in the car with the windows cracked. Use the Password Luke, it's Luke1234. Funky Cold Moderna. The Chat Doesn't Care about your HOA. May cause coughing. You can't shake a burrito! Grandpa Badpassword. Smelly druggist friend, Dan and more on this episode of TMSPM.

Link to Episode: https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1011509278-scott-johnson-27-tmspm-for-3-19-2021-vaccinated-lubricated-and-inebriated.mp3

TMS 2085: Going Cold Turdy Icon: Link

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Description: The Mooney Shot. Department of Futury Business. Eat 9 soapy grapes and call me in the morning. Peter Piper Pleasured his Privates with Pickles. Was his Pickle a Dill-Do? Spitsburg is next to Swallowsberg. Zack Snyder has a 4:3 Brain. Step-Moms Popping Zits. More Fungability. Blockchain Laundering 101. Life Comes at You Fast, and if You Don't Move, You'll Get Hit by a Car. Wasn't Aviation Gin was that one really cool Jedi from Episode 2?! Move Up In the Shriveled Fruit Category. Faint Fruity Smell. Uploading sperm to the moon with Bobby! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1010567224-scott-johnson-27-tms-2085-going-cold-turdy.mp3

TMS 2084: Beta Ray Bale Icon: Link

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Description: Stop Rubbing Your Balls. Lá Fhéile Pádraig Sona Daoibh. Opus The Penguin, He's A Duck, Right? Marmaduke was a red dog, right? It's All Peggy Flemberton's Fault. Second-Rate Garfield. Down in the Turd Water. SO MANY Places We Could Stick The Meh! Fart Lauderdale. Sucky Peppercorns. The Woke Mafia Was My Favorite 90s Rap Trio. You just threw away your coffee maker, dipshit. Batman, the comicbook animal. Loungey Crooning With Tom. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1009898647-scott-johnson-27-tms-2084-beta-ray-bale.mp3

TMS 2083: There's an Enya over that letter Icon: Link

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Description: Beef Borgnine. Bitin' Pillows and Makin' Biscuits. All the Internet is Your Dirty Comic. Two Jabbers, One Podcast. Canoli-19 is Not Too Sweet. Make my water hard. Showering in a Big Booger. Vaccine of the Apes. This is my walking around helmet. Looks Like a Guy Who Might Pee on Some Seats. I Will Break You, and Your Rules. First come, first served... in the butt. Gotta Clean them Pipes SON! FEMA FOMO with JrY. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1009167481-scott-johnson-27-tms-2083-theres-an-enya-over-that-letter.mp3

TMS 2082: Catloaf Icon: Link

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Description: Just About Got to See John's Wick. A Claw to the Sack. Bill only Has Small Nuts. The Daylight Savings Rebellion. There can be only one Beeeee Geeeeee. This watch gives me wood. That's not a Snausage! Let's Toss The Copper. Rushing to draw a line in the sand. How do you inhale with your butt? Get ready to get a fricking claw to the sack. I'll Own an Anvil Before I Own a House. Purple Hair.....Don't Care. FINDING STUFF In Barns With Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1007654326-scott-johnson-27-tms-2082-catloaf.mp3

TMS 2081: 28 Centimeters Later Icon: Link

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Description: What Rhymes With Ibbott? Weiner Jokes Were THRUST Upon You!! I Don't Like Naked Panda Express Orgieeeeeeee! What's in a name with Booby Frankenbooger. Once your vaccinated, you can be a mother hugger. Shovel Orange Chicken, Promote Ahead of Peers. As Tall as Jeff Goldblum. Back Behind The Beads On Disney+. Why Is His Doodle Out? Orange Jumpsuit Chicken?? How Cool Would A Galaga Board Be?? Francis MacDormand Won A Golden Globe For Pooping In A Bucket! This vase really wants to defeat Flash Gordon. Taking a Moment to Pause...With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1004945296-scott-johnson-27-tms-2081-28-centimeters-later.mp3

TMS 2080: Jess, Tess, & Bess Icon: Link

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Description: Lovingly Caressing a Turd with a Tongue. Guardia La Forge. Like A Fatter Roger Stone? Penetrated by Dog Tongue. what show were the Jetsons on? The Farnsworth Connection. You can never have too many Pips! Don't Talk About My Muppet Babies! So that's what Purell tastes like! Utah Murder Connection! Butter Bum In Paris. New Girl, who dis? It's The Finaaaaaaal Season. Cameras...EXPOSED with Tom! Torrenting Ferb with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1004259025-scott-johnson-27-tms-2080-jess-tess-bess.mp3

TMS 2079: Conger Adulations Icon: Link

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Description: Clearly a warehouse of dildos. The chips in your arm are free. Guac is extra. A Tape for Measuring your Package. I Liked Visiting The Sacramento Beeeeeeeeeeeee! What Is Goofus & Gallant Up To Anyways, You Know They Have Talent! Nobody likes moist snacks. The Bird Was Self-Yeeting Into The Office. Do Turkeys Have Teeth Because I like Seriously Wanted To Know. Ding-Dong, RingCan Ween Calling! Pupets of the Leftists. From Afros to Mini-fridges: A TMS Journey. Always Go Lump. Rhymes with Chickless. I Still Love the Show A Lot. Finger the Loop of the Hero. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1002968299-scott-johnson-27-tms-2079-conger-adulations.mp3

TMS 2078: Put the pipe between the buns Icon: Link

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Description: I Don't Like Decaf Teaaaaaaaaaa. Sticking a Little German In You! Are You Prepared To Receive My Swabbed Anus? Good for Preventing Death. Raise Your Hand If You Don't Like To Fart. Now that's a Walnut of a Different Color! Are You A Freak And A Patron? When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Hamburger Buns. Decafstration Tea. You Gotta Keep 'Em Caffeinated. Get Your Blood Ready, It's Going To Be Sucked. Thank You Roman Chowdhurry! Come Together Right Now and Get a Jab. Professional Hording with Bill. Watercooler Wandavision with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1001549269-scott-johnson-27-tms-2078-put-the-pipe-between-the-buns.mp3

TMS 2077: Oogachaka Babytech Icon: Link

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Description: Give me the peen! I need the Vaccine. Blendersofa, when the walls fell. 'All Your Base' Is Nearly Eligible For Its COVID Vaccine. Me Played By Me. Even Third Eagle has a Place. People Like The Bumble! The chicken was a dancing baby! Meat Pies & Wine with Gidgit! We asked for PG boobies, they wouldn'€™t give us PG boobies. The Bibby Glaive. A question so sweet, we all got Diabetus. It's Scottypoos turn to answer. I give the accents in Far and Away zero potatoes out of five. Give It To Me. Give Me That Hot Vaccine. Amazon vants your business, ya vohl. Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/998605654-scott-johnson-27-tms-2077-oogachaka-babytech.mp3

TMS 2076: Zurich is Still Wrong Icon: Link

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Description: That'll Teach Him To Bring A Knife To A Cock Fight! Canada, Still not in the EU. Who Has The Clog Shoes & The Windmills? Rosebelly Movie? Cloretz Monief Magunga. THERE'S NO SPIT! France is nothing but Paris and wastelands. Germany is weird. Cock-A-Doodle-DON'T! I Don't Trust D. Beeeeeeeee. What's Under Naked? Ex-Semi-Pro Farm League Baseball Player. Jammin' the unit up the nose. Fudge Tokens with Tom. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/997958131-scott-johnson-27-tms-2076-zurich-is-still-wrong.mp3

TMS 2075: Sippin on Gin and Raisins Icon: Link

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Description: Don't put all your eggs in one a-hole. Get Some Johnson and Johnson in your Johnson. Same Story, Irregardless Of Man Or Lady Parts! Assassin's Creed: Enema. Rectum? Darn Near Scrambled 'Em! Build a Bot to Lick your Butt. What Was The Egg That Broke The Camel's Anus?? How do you make Egg Salad? Warning! Lacquer thinner is not, I repeat NOT, a haircare product. I Still Don't Have Arthritis! Thanks Raisins! Do you like new country or racist country? Isn'€™t there a chimp who is a detective called something Chimp? Terminae. There should only be one, highlander Film and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/996113851-scott-johnson-27-tms-2075-sippin-on-gin-and-raisins.mp3

TMS 2074: Soup whiskey Icon: Link

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Description: Join for the Meat, stay for the Gravy. Mars Rover, Mars Rover, Let Dirt Come Over. How to Gently Scold a Lynx. Look At My Wand!! I don'™t like Logitech Geeeeeeee Hub. A pipe bomb for a boy is a little on the nose. Ya think? Grandma Butterbean Fell Out Today. She was a Nunko Pop. I Will Rip Off My Clothes, Please Put it in Me. Beautiful assistants never have a name. 3 Corpses & a Soundboard was my college porn website name. 1-Eyed Weirdos on Mars. A Three Inch Wide Rabbit Hole! Rueben Smells Like Beef and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/992985925-scott-johnson-27-tms-2074-soup-whiskey.mp3

TMS 2073: Froccoli and Fotatoes Icon: Link

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Description: Then you shall have no smell, no logic, and no Lt. Yar. A Fist Full of Craisins and a Face Full of Cologne. There's a Lot We Can Learn from Red Dwarf. What do you expect me to smell and taste in bed? Lego Hobbes & Shaw. SAY COLUMBIA HOUSE! Don't Give Whats his nugget an award. A Myriad of Smelly Gels. Did Your Tooth Just Fall Out?! Paging Tyler Durden, You MAY Have Covid! The Spit Goes in the Sack Butt. I don't like clubs with CDeeeeeeeeeees. He's NOTHING Like The Cleggs I Knew! Dark Murdery Kind. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/992069875-scott-johnson-27-tms-2073-froccoli-and-fotatoes.mp3

TMS 2072: The Jim Reeves Life Alert Icon: Link

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Description: From The Top To Phlebotomist. Put Your Sweet Lips Closer To The Phone. Kale in your Butthole Levels of Credit. Right Through, Like Kale in Your Butthole. ERCOT is without honor. I don'™t like Jim Reeeeeeeeves. Rogue Goose in Denver. Tony the Tiger's a Cokehead, right? Oops, All Crackberries. Scott's got a nice plump one. How's Jamie Lynn Spears Doin... Never mind. I don't Care. Excuse Me, Do you have Jim Reeves in a Can? All the Little Kids Really Hate That Kix. Unfriending the Dead with Justin and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Link to Episode: https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/991397389-scott-johnson-27-tms-2072-the-jim-reeves-life-alert.mp3

TMS 2071: Barry Excited Icon: Link

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Description: Who is Rorschach? That's The Question. Daft Punk and Tennille. Barry Gordon James Levit Fraggle Scott Bibby Show! Unsolved Mystery Solved! Receiving the Playstation Vaccine. All Roads Lead to Kaley Cuoco. Resin-Ass Evil. There are FOUR nut kicks! Crystallized Internet Entity. You know a Deuce when you see it. Kevin is Done With Your Routes. You Shall Have None in Littleton, None in West Denver, and No Lt. Yar! Don't Polish The Bishop, Knock Him Over! Counting pennies by the quarter with Bill. It Was Major Spoilers All A